#I like to shit on Kevin

[hermanthesturgeon]

Kevin, Neil, and Andrew going to a 24h diner after night practice on a random Tuesday and as soon as they order Andrew gets up to inspect the jukebox, messes around with it for a while, then comes back to the booth.

Teenagers by MCR starts playing, and it's fine, Kevin and Neil aren't really paying that much attention, and then it plays a second time. By the third play Kevin is suspicious. By the fourth he is putting down his fork and knife and asking Andrew what the fuck he is doing. Andrew just continues to calmly and blankly cut up his waffle into smaller and smaller pieces. He sips his hot chocolate, waves down the waitress to ask for more whipcream ("just bring the whole can over you don't understand when I say 'more whipcream' how much I am asking for"). Neil is just chattering away, not giving a shit in the least.

By the fifth play Kevin asks, exasperatedly, "Andrew what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Andrew replies with a shark smile, adding whip cream to both his drink and his waffles until is is unclear if there is even any food underneath the cream. "Kevin darling, we do not have time to get into that. Eat your eggs."

By the sixth play Kevin fully grabs his plate, his glass of whole milk, and just leaves the restaurant to eat his food on the curb in front of the diner. He can both hear and see Neil cackling through the window where he sits outside in front of their booth.

Eventually, Andrew and Neil finish up and come outside. They sit on either side of Kevin on the curb while he (as slow as he can) eats his food, pausing in between bites, just to make them wait for him for a ridiculous amount of time. It's 3am before they leave.

The car ride is silent until Andrew starts playing Teenagers by MCR over aux. Kevin rolls his window down and sticks his head outside.

[thespineoftherighteous]

whenever Andrew or Neil are talking about Kevin to the other they refer to him as "your boytoy"

[emilyjunk]

"Kevin isn't that bad it's not like he beats her, why does she need to kill him or fake her death, just get divorced" you are the point of the show, you are missing the crucial reveal. Allison sees Kevin in every single scene as she does their last scene together, but we as the audience aren't privy to that and we only see sitcom Kevin which is Kevin's self perception. He is not suddenly becoming scary and threatening to her. He was like that the whole time. We only see Allison's feelings about Kevin and the aftermath of her interactions with Kevin -- this is the ONLY time we see Kevin from her POV except for the brief initial breaking of the sitcom cam. Every other time we see Kevin on screen it's from Kevin's POV. Even after she cuts her hand we only see the bandage in her singular pov when she is away from kevin, but when it shifts back to sitcom Kevin it's gone.... We do not see the reality of her interactions with Kevin, that's the point of the show!!! Because when Kevin is on screen, it's Kevin's world! We only see Kevin from anyone else's lens in ONE scene at the end, which is when Allison decides to leave, so yes the sitcom cam "softens his abuse" but it also just fully acts as an unreliable narration because we never literally see Kevin from anyone else's POV until the series finale so every time Kevin is on screen it isn't even an accurate portrayal of what's happening, it's Kevin's perception of what's happening. Allison has viewed him like that the entire show, we as the audience just did not get to witness that POV until the end

[shouts-into-the-void]

[crabjest]

Welcome to Night Vale has been living in my head for basically my entire life (elementary school. Explodes.) anyways I relapsed for the 50th time, heres what the major freaks look like in my brain

Also episode 51 doodle because what the fuck. And Cecil on my microbiology

[kevindavidday]

i'm like half sure kevin telling jeremy about what he did after riko broke his hand is the first time andreil hear about it too

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

I love perfect court AU stuff if for no other reason than Kevin and Jean are like 6’2” and Neil is 5’3” but he is 100% always more willing to start and finish a fight than them

[ferraris-gf]

the way i’m actually being converted to a kmag fan because why is he driving FERAL

[raccoonwxrks]

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This idea is stupid but I had a stupid nostalgic feeling while listening to 80s music so here we go ✌️

[youaremysunshine-court]

My favourite hc ever will be andreil buying matching racquets in their final year, and when Neil goes pro it's takes a minute for people to realise his new racquet matches andrews new racquet and everytime they have to get replacements they always always match and then some exy fan makes a video about the minyard-josten rivalry and the matching armbands and gear and then, then it all blows up and Kevin calls to yell at them from Europe because "can't you be subtle when you're on two different teams, for fucks sake" and andreil are just sitting there smug and holding hands bc at least no one realised they also wear matching shoes like the great big dorks they are

[dayurno]

kevin needing andrew around him everytime he’s about to take a hard decision is like when kids have those really old ragged blankets that are held together by pure faith they carry everywhere

[green-alien-turdz]

have you drawn Jimmy yet? If you haven't I ask you to draw him from episode 2 of season seven you don't have to but I love your art style and it would mean a lot dude. 😇

The man, the myth, the legend.

[zleepysnails]

kevin tries to teach bob self defense

[problemduetest4life]

My number one Jeremy Knox head canon is that his most common response by text is “perf”

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Finally watched challengers and the entire time I was just thinking that’s how exy should be filmed

[wasuniquewas]

what do we think kevin day’s resting heart rate is. what’s the fastest mile he’s ever run and what’s his average running pace. is he conscientious about his warm up drills. does he enjoy a zone 2 jog or does he get bored. how much weight can he deadlift. is he a competent swimmer, and if so does he enjoy it. does he do energy drinks, and if so which brand and flavour is his favourite. does he own a garmin/smartwatch, and if so which one. is he serious about his protein intake, and what are his thoughts on having a choccy milk post workout. what’s his vo2 max. what’s his go-to knee taping method. please PLEASE i need to know