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addsalwayssick · 7 months

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The real way Sirius and James became friends

[Its cold outside, and James’s nose is bright red]

11 yr old Sirius: You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer

11 yr old James: That’s hurtful

Sirius: Sorry

James: it’s okay

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: can we be best friends

James: sure

Sirius: okay

James: meet me at my house in 20 minutes

Sirius: i don’t know where your house is

James: oh right

James: go to the park and i’ll get you from there

Sirius: okay cool

James: cool

#james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #sirius #jegulus #sirius x lupin #wolfstar #regulus and evan and barty #sirius and regulus #remus and regulus #they’re just kids #your honor i love him #i plead mental illness #I LOVE THEM #TO PIECES #OMG

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hayaku14 · 5 months

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IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #detective conan #dcmk #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #kidco #kidshin #kaico #LOOK AT THEMMMMMN #MY BEAUTIFUL BOYSSSSSS #ALSO LOOK AT KAITO????#WHY HE EATING UP KAITOU KID LIKE THAT OMG????? GODDAMN PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL PAT HIS HEAD AND TUCK HIM UNTO BED UGHHHH #AND OOOOH SHINICHI MY BOY YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE LOST YOU BBY COME HOMEEEEE 😭😭😭😭#i love kidco so much like theyre so iconic look at themmmmm THEY'RE SO COOL AND LARGER THAN LIFE UGGHHHHH #i love them all your honor even though technically theres like only 2 people there but whatever #I LOVE THE OG LOVESQUARE BABEEEEYYY #need more stuff in the 'kuroba kaito doesnt know edogawa conan is kudou shinichi' tag just for the lovesquare shenanigans amirite 👉😏👉#dc prattles #btw sorry im so kaishin brainrd but if you look at the art for hakuba aoko and ran???? DAMN DCMK I AINT FORGIVING YALL WITH THAT M27 REVEAL #BUT YALL REALLY COOKED WITH THR ART IN THIS CARD GAME IMMA GIVE YOU THAT

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tacagen · 3 months

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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!

((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))

but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS

(and, well. whatever this classifies as)

#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much #AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN #about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post #this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy #the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH #and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it #and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat #and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post #he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash #like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE #his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them #everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else #black white at its finest yall #and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like #eobard thawne #professor zoom #reverse flash #the reverse flash #bart allen #the flash #dc

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tommygettingwrittenoff · 2 months

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i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

#like if buck had a kid and he said to eddie “theres no one in this world i trust with my kid more than you” eddie wouldve given him head #if buck had written him into his will and said “because eddie (cuz im sorry but buck loves eddies name too much to not use it)#you act like youre expendable but youre wrong“ eddie wouldve been like on his knees begging for buck to move in already #or if eddie did something reckless and after told buck he had to do it and buck just looked at him fondly and said “i know you did”#eddie wouldve dragged his ass to the nearest jewelry store to get them matching rings #or if someone off handedly mentioned how long he was dead/underground/uhhh bleeding out from his gunshot wound #and buck corrected them and said “um no actually it was 3 minutes and 17 before we got to the hospital” eddie wouldve done unspeakable #things to him in the bathroom of that underground poker club #or if eddie came out to buck and buck gave him a similar supportive little talk and said “this doesnt change a thing between us”#eddie wouldve been like “uh no actually it does get in the fucking car rn” and driven them to the courthouse so they could get married #basically #eddie says the gayest shit to buck all the time but buck just hears it as Normal Bro Things because hes never had a normal friend before so #he had nothing to really compare it to #but if buck were to say this kinda gay shit to eddie #eddie would immediately be like oh youre in love with me because eddie is a romantic and knows declarations of love when he hears them #however #buck communicates his feelings with flirting but eddie is fucking stupid and has no game and no rizz and doesnt realize hes flirting #eddie communicates his feelings with grand declarations of love but buck is fucking stupid and doesnt realize people actually care about hi #they need to flip communication styles and then theyll realize #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #get him out of there #let eddie free so he can finally have game #omg no or if eddie had done something that kinda pissed buck off and buck just looked at him after eddie apologized and said “ofc i forgive #you“ well there wouldve been something freaky going on in the firehouse closets that halloween

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eldritchhorrorlesbian · 24 days

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after years of being self conscious about my smile because of how odd and unsettling it was, i have finally found use in it through cosplaying not sasha/literally any avatars of the stranger.

i will now request for my body to be taxidermied once i die, good day, tma tumblr.

#nikola orsinov #not sasha #not them #the stranger #tma #tma podcast #the circus of the other #the magnus archives podcast #the magnus archives #i do not know you #uncanny valley #angler fish #“your smile fits the stranger” DHSSJHJGDSAJH FOAMS AT THE MOUTH #“your stare is scaring me” YES THANK YOU OMG THATS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR #I FUCKING LOVE THE TMA SUBREDDIT #IM SO HAPPY #LIKE YES TELL ME IM GIVING UNCANNY VALLEY PLS #best compliments ive ever fucking gotten i kid you not

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clownhonkbonk · 2 months

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hi rqg people i am once again late to the party

#LMAOO so i may have finsihed it like two months ago and have been thikning about it CONSTANTLY ever since i started #the npcs!!!!!! wowowowowowoow sick !!#i ONLY JUST REALISED GRIZZOP AND VESSEK HAVE KIDS??? that's sick #idc if they're qpr or inlove romantic styles or just like awesome friends. i LOVE THEM !! FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!#i didn't read your description vessek so NO you are NOT big and BUFF #you are under the ILLUSION of being small and then you can pick up a TRUCK #i have so many thoughts i love this show ...#oh omg so list of them because i realise everyone has different designs even tho look at that PRICK that's oscar.#1 - oscar #2 - earhart #i never looked at a picture of earhart b4 leave me be #3- carter #4- barnes #5 - vesseeeeeek!!!#zolf i know im basic but the amount of discord statuses dedicated to you i have had since listening is CRAZZZZZY #i missed him so much and then loved grizzop and then grizzop gone and then heartbreak #i don't pay attention to so many of the descriptions im so sorry fellas #i just want to be whimsy and these DESCRIPTIONS in my AUDIO ONLY PODCAST are UNACCEPTABLE!!#last picture is from when errrr ( SPOILERS ) zolf like resurects wilde AGAIN and then he's just so tired that he hugs him n that was sweet #rusty quill gaming #rusty quill #rqg #rqg spoilers #rqg wilde #rqg fanart #rqgaming #zolf smith #alexander j newall #sasha rackett #fish art tax

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tobisiksi · 8 months

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the disastrous life of saiki k its only a comedy anime because we see everything from kusuo's pov and the things that's happens in the episode are just a normal day for him so he sees everything like normal and even comedic

I just KNOW that if it was from someone else's pov the anime would turn into psychological horror

#JUST LOOK AT THE TIME LOOP EPISODE OMG #he treats everything as a comedy or just as an annoyance cuz is the everyday thing for him #but damn #ku wont acknowledge his problems #at least he wont acknowledge them as slmething seriously he will just call them a bother #if it wasnt a comedy ppl would also acknowledge more how weird his family is #dont get me wrong btw #i love them but you cannot convince me that kusuke's behaviour is right....#and abt kurumi and kuniharu #you cant convice me that they dont have the fault of kusuke's behaviour #They must have taught Kusuke that it is not okay to modify your brother's power limiters so that when he removes one his darkest secret will #-be revealed to the world #COME ON GUYS #kusuke explained that in front of these two EVERYOEN SAW THAT #WHY NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGES HOW FUCKED UP IT THIS??#these two didnt said anything #they were just surprised for two seconds but nothing else #again dont get me wrong #they have good intentions and everything but i think that theyre not fully capable of having kids #no one is ready to have kids but in this case there is a genius with psychopath tendencies and saitama w pink hair #there is a lot of things that could go wrong #even worse if they cannot pick up some fucked up things like what i mentioned before #theyre trying his best tho #(at least kurumi is)#but its not enough #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #kusuo saiki #kusuke saiki #kurumi saiki

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owlyjules · 20 days

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Alright little ramblings about famicom detective club!

Super Light spoilers ahead for "the girl who stand behind"

.....

ALRIGHT!

Firstly I want to open with the fact I love the game so far and loved "the missing heir" from the same serie. They are 80s and 90s games remake so I understand some creative descisions about why the main character is 17 in "the missing Heir" and 15 in "the girl who stand behind"...

However...

Holyshit!!

THAT DETECTIVE UTSUGI??

HE FOUND A 15 YRS OLD RUNAWAY WITH MISSING PARENTS AND WAS LIKE

"Its free real estate Assitant!"

Then I tought ok i guess its fine if he helps him a bit but then not even 20 min in HE BRINGS HIM TO SEE A DEAD BODY!!??

And then I thought "oh the mystery must be happening in the school the detective enrolled his 15 YEARS OLD ASSISTANT HE TOOK IN FROM THE STREET AT BUT NOOOO!" THE KID IS WORKING FULL TIME ON DETECTIVE WORK/MURDER CASE ALONE, SLEEPING AT THE OFFICE AND NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!

Like omg can someone make sure the kid gets all of his meals and proper sleep??

My guy!!

PLEASE just a bare minimum of care for the kid you took in please?XD

#seriously love the games!#but omg it cracks me up how everyone is like #oh just the perfectly normal situation of a 15yrs old investigatin a murder!#sure i will answer all your questions kid!#famicom detective club #the girl who stands behind

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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happy birthday, adrien <3

and this shot of adrien digging his nails into rua's back..... good for him good for him

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha #postcard: gen3 #ama's been dropped off at rua's brother's for the weekend :3 #rua said oh you want another kid... i'll give you another kid #rua was SLANGING THAT THING. i know the scratches on his back are gonna sting in the morning <3 #ugh and just like the wedding ring in the back shot is just so ... MMM lovely to me #theyre husbands <3333 twin flames <333 fated for life <3333 #there's also this kind of possession w that shot too. adrien tearing into what's his #and rua loves the attention. he craves touch #adrien likes to be marked too but he prefers it in intimate places that only rua can see <3 #yall know that jeremih song BIRTHDAY SECX BIRTHDAY SEX #it's your birthday so i know you want to RIIIIDE OUT #queue #I DIDNT REALIZE HIS NAILS WERE A DIFFERENT COLOR OMG!! ignore that or DIE

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 11 months

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smile for the camera!

crisis belongs to @amyupup47

#art #illustration #my art #fanart #crisis #errormare ship kid #TAKE THIS AMY!!!! you sweet sweet little goose >:'Dc #i've been planning on drawing you something for weeks now i can't believe i sat down and finally made something HHH >:'D #side note just aughgh i normally would be satisfied with the end result but dude.#DUDE you won't believe how hard replicating the swag your ocs have in my style iss WAA i can't draw hoods for the life of me hhh #hope i did the lil bean justice >:') his design is so warm!!! loved working with his colors<333 #your art is crazy good too btw can't believe you don't hear this daily but GHGHGHG HOW DARE YOU HAVE SO MANY BANGER STYLES OMG!!!#you say you don't have a consistent one as if you don't have the insane power of turning your art into whatever you like and STILL #still SOMEHOW keeping the little things that make me go 'oh! that's amy's art!' which is BONKERS. you powerful evil WIZARD #have a nice day buddy muah muah muah muah muah (FIVE TIMES as payback<3333)

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yourslvtywhor3 · 6 months

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everyones favorite emoooo rodirck heffleyyyyyyyy ❤️‍🔥

NOT PROOF READ OR EDITED

~~~he must have a hand on you at all times bc he wants you to feel safe from his crazy ass rock friends especially bill

~~~his mom hates your guy's relationship, but its not her life

~~~ rodrick knows your insecure and he wants you to know that he's there for you in every way possible even if you were in another country

~~~he says this alot " yea me and y/n are gonna have good lookin kids because their hot asf and i have the great drumming skill ya know , so thats how you know ours kids are gonna pull"

~~~ the way this man grabs your thigh is actually like omgggggg girl you know damn well after a minutes its a whole pond down there....

~~~cuddles and morning kisses he love you kiss your puffy face good morning because he like to see how flustered you get

~~~sleepovers every weekend like you both know damn well to behave because your parents know exactly what to take away if you misbehave (if that even made sense)

~~~ ok yall remember that scene in the movie where there at the roller skate thingie? yea ok. so when you guys went you and rodrick went roller skating and he was grabbing your waist for support so he doesn't fall and because he wants to make sure you don't fall either

~~~he loves to watch you swim like when you guys go to the pool during family trips you guys are splashing each other play fighting in the water

~~~ he went with you to get your bellybutton pierced because why not tf

~~~ lets be fr here you're the smart one in the relationship and your helping rodrick get his grades up and its working

~~~ you like art so when your with him you like to kiss him but his face gets dirty because of the pastel oils you have on your hands

~~~ LETS BE HONEST HERE WHO THE FUCKED DIDNT HAVE A CRUSH ON RODRICK WHEN THEY WERE A KID LIKE IF YOU DIDNT YOU ARE WEIRD AS FUCK BRO LIKE THIS MANNNNNNNN AGGHHHHHHH

~~~ so when yall do that lets be fr here he likes the cowgirl position

~~~ hes a boob guy thats it no arguing

~~~ sometimes he pinches your ass because he likes to hear you screech and turn around and hit his chest

~~~ you his everything and he lets you know that every day he will text you paragraphs on how much he loves you and how he never want to lose you.

I WOULD APPRICIATE IF YOU LIKE AND FOLLOW TO HELP A SMALL CREATOR OUT BC Y NOT 😊

#rodrick heffley headcanons #rodrick heffley #oneshot #your honor i love him #omg she finally got another post done #your monkey 🙈 blog #help a small creator out #diary of a wimpy kid #for everyone #idk what else to tag

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generation-fucked-nostalgia · 2 years

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Even as a kid I knew there was something just wrong about A Bad Case of Stripes

It gave me a weird feeling as a kid too, and I think it's a combination of the illustration style and the subject matter.

David Shannon has such a particular, oil painting esque style. Most of his illustrations are very cartoony, like his iconic No David books:

Like look at that! The features and proportions are exaggerated! Full of bright colors! Reminiscent of something a kid might draw.

But then there's A Bad Case of Stripes. In this book Shannon seems to lean much more into the realm of surrealism, and the result is...

...uncanny. I mean look at those faces!!! Nothing like the caricature bulbous head of little David. These guys look like they crawled out of a Renaissance painting! Look at the shading!!! It looks like you could reach out and touch those little fuzzy blue pompoms! Which brings me to my next point...

A Bad Case of Stripes is just... kid-friendly body horror. There's no gore in it, but what this girl goes through is something straight out of a fever induced nightmare.

Just like those creepy realistic renders of what Patrick Star or Homer Simpson would look like in real life (remember those?) It's the realism, the 3d look, the impeccable shading that makes Stripes so damn creepy. In a more cartoonish style, Stripes probably would've been a wacky little kids book. But because of how realistic the illustrations are...