#I need a tag for these posts hm.

[birchbow]

==> Snaketroll: snag hot older girlfriend and get absolutely topped

Yeah alright. Done and done, apparently.

Your name is VERATO UDERAK, and you're pretty sure you've just been successfully SEDUCED. You definitely always assumed that your WEALTH OF SECRETS AND INTRIGUE would keep you from ever being taken by surprise and lead to you being the primarily guiding party in whatever PALE RELATIONSHIP you eventually managed to establish, but instead you just got absolutely cold-cocked by a STONE-COLD BADASS. Emotionally-speaking.

Her name is Chayal Rishet, and she's a PROFESSIONAL LAUGHSASSIN of impressive renown. She's compelled you through several weeks of dedicated SECRET-SNIFFING and RUMOR-MONGERY just to learn the name and sign to her face, and when you proved yourself a CAPABLE CONTORTURENIST and tracked those things down she showed up at your door and made it clear she thinks you're PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING PITIFUL. In a HOT WAY.

So, anyway, now you're pinned to your couch.

Verato: Assesssss the situation :oY

==> Her body and bearing ==> Her face and affect ==> Her history and reputation

[arcade-confetti]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[xxplastic-cubexx]

just wanted to make a color ref for Brain Therapist Magneto from 309 but i needed lights too for some reason

bonus The Flats Only Version

[castlenjoyer]

um. here he is . my guy . obsessed with him

[bones-n-bookles]

Two Bull Terrier x Dingo F1 crosses from FB

[wooldawn]

[consultingfujoshi]

I swear to god if we get a complete reversal of roles between innie and outie irving this season where the innie is the one doing his little investigations now and in doing so is sending dreams and prophetic visions through the ether to the outie who now the one distracted from his mission cuz he's falling in love with the same old man all over again I WILL NOT BE SURVIVING!!!!!!

[lezstat]

“i stand w my cancelled wife lestat/armand/etcetc” NO. WRONG. THE ONE TRUE CANCELLED WIFE HERE IS CLAUDIA !! AND MADELEINE IS STOOD THE FUCK UP. put some respect on her name !

[jimmyclueless]

in honor of more posts on my dash being filtered than usual

[transcript⬇️]

A clip of Slimecicle from 'a completely normal slimecicle stream'.

he is sat at his desk with a variety of slime and slimestory stuffed animals decorating the background. There is a door behind him and a sword leaning against it . he is wearing black headphones, sat in a black office chair, and there is a mic visible at the bottom of his camera.

Slimecicle has short brown hair, pale skin, an off-white shirt, and glasses.

slimecicle:

[he is moving his hands around to accentuate his words as he speaks] This is gonna be the craziest, goopiest, gunkiest stream. [he pauses and changes to a slightly more dramatic tone] But first. [he sighs]

First... I have to talk.... about the drama.

Now, recently, recently there's been a lot of drama. Okay. There's been a lot of things being said, a lot of stuff being posted, a lot of words being typed, alright? And i- i want you guys to know, besides the stuff that's true? None of it is. Ok? Absolutely none of it. And if it- if it reflects on my character in perhaps a bad way or unfavourable, then it's false. But if its a good-if its a good thing, or a Sexy image, then that is true, ok?

I just want you to know that I'm deeply sorry- for what i didn't- for what i did- maybe do. Unless i didn't. And I'm gonna try and cry now. [he takes a number of shallow breaths and stares with slightly squinted eyes and an open mouth as he tries to cry]

I don't know if i have enough water- hang on. I'm gonna try and cry. [he takes a swig from his water bottle] 'Cuz a lot of stuff has happened, and a lot of things have been said, and a lot of things haven't been said that are true. [His voice is slightly wavery as he continues to try to cry] Ok, because the truth is right behind you, you just don't- you're just not seeing it, 'cuz its right there- and I'm gonna cry. [he takes a breath]

And guys remember, if we hit that sub goal, if we hit that sub goal, i will be making that seperate Sex account that ive been talking to everyone about- if you wanna, if you wanna get in on that, that's just gonna be that tier- that secret tier five sub will unlock that secret sex account, I'm gonna keep trying to cry- [he stares and breathes for a moment]

And i hope you guys accept that ive changed as a person a lot, except for the parts that will always stay the same. And that won't develop. And that there's nothing wrong with me. [he squints, leaning towards the camera, and his mouth is slightly open; he starts making weak croaking sounds as he fails to cry. after a few seconds of the sound he leans back and acts normal. ]

Ok guys, alright alright, that's enough of the drama, let's get- let's get into the really, really, really- [the clip ends]

[jelliskull]

She FNAF on my Monty till I Gator. (Old art, colored it recently tho)

Timelapse Below the Cut (Ignore the sidequests)

[peachphernalia]

realizations being made about rasti’s design tonight

[egginfroggin]

*Nervously tosses this at you* had a reverse portal au brain bnuuy. Fic should be up tomorrow or Wednesday, hopefully.

Here's some snippets.

“You know him?” “He teaches high school biology, yeah.” Wendy shrugs. “Keeps to himself, though; lives alone, never talks about family, really didn’t appreciate that one time a bunch of teens tried ding-dong-ditch at his place. Half the kids are convinced he’s some kind of mad scientist.” Dipper mumbles something an awful lot like, “Yeah, I can see that,” and Mabel frankly has to agree. Grunkle Ford does not give off the most sane impression all the time. Awful lot of muttering and scribbling and not sleeping. Maybe that’s what he’s hiding – a secret lab in some secret basement, or something! Mabel hums and flops her sleeves to her face, shooting a grin at Dipper.

“I just need ta’ explain something to her!” Gideon protests, eyelashes fluttering a mile a minute. Dipper could punch him. Almost does, actually, but Mabel gripping his arm and Grunkle Ford shifting slightly in front of him holds him back. “Honest! What happened was an accidenHEY!” And now Ford plucks Gideon up by the back of his little powder-blue jacket and drops him over the porch railing to the ground. “Off my property,” he snaps. “Now. And don’t let me catch you skulking around here again. I will throw you.” There’s an awful lot of lil’ rage coming from the nuisance child, at least three accusations of being “old” and “decrepit” and “an unspeakable miser who drops children” and Ford doesn’t bother to deign any of it with a response. The door shuts on the squeaky complaints, which then filter in through the windows, and the three of them collectively grimace when the volume increases to account for the door. “How long has he been a problem for?” Grunkle Ford asks the twins, and they shrug. “About a week,” Mabel says, the same moment Dipper says, “Two weeks.” They swear they hear him mutter, “perhaps I should set some traps,” under his breath, but he shakes his head. “Tell me if he bothers you again. If anyone bothers you, for that matter.”

Mabel is the one who finds a door that sticks, softly glowing as if hiding a flickering light, tattered and dinged and belonging to the shack. She grabs the knob and turns it, expecting either some kitchen disaster – they’ve happened before – or maybe something with her and Dipper, or maybe that disastrous first day with Waddles – and finds Blood. Normally, seeing that this isn't Ford's office in the house, she’d duck back out, but blood is a new one. She hears shallow breaths, sees the stairs up to the attic shrouded in gloom and cobwebs, and a crumpled heap of limbs at the bottom. A hand twitches, nails worn down to the quick and oozing streaks of red, and she counts – one, two, three, four, five, six fingers in the shadows before she wrenches herself back from the memory and slams the door shut. It echoes. Loudly. “Mabel?” Dipper asks behind her, and she shakes her head. “Not this one,” she quips, pale. “Nope.”

[boop-your-dragons]

My tmnt iteration? In 2025? More likely than you think!

[silverhalla]

alright single digit days so it’s time for last-minute baseless + unfounded veilguard theories!!!!!!! I’ll go first: the reason spite can’t take over lucanis’ body is because that body is ALREADY being possessed by lucanis, who was in fact dead and buried in the wake and rebound to a new form in the ossuary

[snkyou]

Just a chill guy enjoying the pacific! 🐚

He saw whales!!🐋

[jiauro]

Miss balling