#I only stopped to eat and go to the bathroom hahaha

[im-no-jedi]

keep forgetting to post that artwork haha 😅😬

[cameronspecial]

we all kmow drew loves to read and staying in, let’s make Dad!Drew staying in for the weekend and read to his 2 yo daughter and everything (hanging out, taking cute pics, doing her hair, play house) while reader going out with her friends and she felt a little guilty but he assured her that he loves spending time with their baby, so she should stop worrying.

Me And My Lady

Pairing: Dad!Drew Starkey x Reader

Warnings: Suggestion of Sex At The End

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 1.7K

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“You be Ken, Daddy, and I be Chelsea,” Elizabeth orders, handing her father the doll. Most kids are obsessed with the titular character of Barbibe; however, Drew’s daughter loves her Chelsea doll with a passion. He takes it without hesitation, “'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?” The singing goes over his daughter’s head and she begins the dialogue of the game. He isn’t too sure what exactly is going on; only catching every other word. He does hear cheating and divorce though, so he makes a mental note to ask Y/N if she has been watching Real Housewives with their daughter again. 

Around half an hour later, the young girl complains about being hungry, so the two of them get to cook dinner. He watches as the small hand grips the spatula and waves it back and forward, spreading tomato sauce over the lasagna slices. She accidentally yanks the utensil upward, which causes a splash of red to land on her nose. Drew laughs and Elizabeth goes crossed eyes to try to see what he is laughing at. This makes him laugh even harder and she joins in on the cheery mood. He takes the phone out, letting her put some sauce on his nose and angling the camera at both of them. They make a funny face and he takes multiple pictures. After their small photo shoot, the two of them finish making the lasagna and eat up their reward for their effort. He checks the time to see that it is the little one’s bedtime soon. “It’s bath time,” he announces. Excitement crosses her face because she loves being in the water. He helps her out of the chair and chuckles when she rushes to the bathroom. “Come on, Daddy,” she beckons from the other room. He jogs after her to find her sorting through her toys already, trying to figure out which one she wants to play with. The one thing she hates about bathtime is the three toys limit. 

He steps over the toys and plugs the drain so the tub will fill when he turns the tap on. As the water begins to occupy the hollow porcelain, Drew turns to his daughter and opens the cabinet beside the bath. “Do you want bubbles and what bath bomb do you want?” he questions. She looks up from her toys and examines the choices, “Can I use one of Mommy’s?” The cabinet is filled with bubbles for both Y/N and Elizabeth, but the bath bombs are divided between the two of them. Elizabeth’s are colourful and shaped in different forms, such as cats, unicorns, or dogs, while Y/N’s are more focused on the scents so they are less colourful and just round. Knowing his wife wouldn’t mind sharing, he nods. “Bubbles, please, and that one,” she answers, pointing to the light pink bath bomb that smells of roses. Drew grabs both of the chosen items, “Those are fine choices, My Lady.” Elizabeth giggles at the funny accent he uses and accepts the round object he hands her, dropping it into the tub when he instructs her to. 

Once the bubbles are in and the water is at an appropriate height, he helps her undress and sets her into the tub. He hands her the duck, the mermaid, and the boat she chose to play with, accepting the mermaid she gave him. “And we can swim all night together,” she recounts. The duck slaps against the water under the grip of the daughter. The force produces a large splash that hits her father in the face. His face scrunches as the water makes contact and drips to his neck. “Hahaha,” she yells. Drew fakes an angry look, “Grrr. You think that’s funny, Little Lady?” He dips his hand in the water and flicks some at his daughter. Her giggles intensify and she tries to get away from the attack. The warmth soon leaves her, creating a shiver in her. Upon seeing this, the father grabs the ducky hood towel from the hook and takes her out of the tub. He wraps it around her and runs his hands up and down her arms to create some heat. The floor is soaked because of their playing, so he takes a second to dry it with the floor towel. 

With the floor clean, he carries her to her room and they get her changed into her pyjamas. He runs the towel over her hair to get out as much moisture as he can. He takes the brush she hands him and runs it through her hair to get rid of the knots created in the bath. “Do we want one braid or two?” he confirms. She hmms for a little, “Two Fwench braids, please.” He divides her hair into two and then separates one of the sections into three. He begins weaving the strands together like his wife taught him and sings with his daughter whilst she waits for him to finish. 

“There you go, My Lady. Why don’t you go choose a bedtime story?” he encourages, watching her run to her bookcase. She spends about a minute looking at her options before choosing a book he knows she is going to pick because it has been her choice for a few nights now. She patters back to him and he helps her onto her big girl bed. Her head rests against his shoulder. He pretends he doesn’t see her thumb in her mouth even though Y/N would kill him for not stopping it. He thumbs through the book to find where they stopped last night and clears his throat to start reading. “To be, or not to be, that is the question.” The English major side of him loves that his daughter likes to read Shakespeare. He is sure she doesn’t understand anything he reads, yet he knows she enjoys it because she is always so attentive and she’ll ask what certain words will mean. Drew looks past the inappropriate subject matter of Hamlet for the two-year-old because it feels like a bonding experience for him. It is one of the reasons why he isn’t angry at Y/N for watching Real Housewives with Elizabeth. 

Ten minutes later, he fills her head relax as it digs into his muscles. He closes the book and kisses her forehead. His hand raises the blanket to her chin, turning on the night light. “I love you, My Lady,” he whispers. 

———

Drew is reading through Othello because he thinks it is what he and Elizabeth should read after Hamlet. She’ll like the witches’ scene. He hears the front door open and close. He shuts the book, placing it on the side table as his wife walks through the bedroom door. “Hey, did she go down to sleep okay?” she mumbles. Her back is facing him whilst she takes off her jewellery and places them on her vanity. His head bobs and he gets behind her. He hands her a makeup wipe, resting his chin on her shoulder. He observes her nighttime routine through the mirror. His lips press against her skin, “Yep, everything went by smoothly. We are almost done with Act Three for Hamlet. I’m thinking about reading Othello with her next. How was the club?” She hesitates about answering. Y/N honestly had an amazing time tonight. It felt so great not having to worry about another human being for an evening. She loves Elizabeth, except being a mom can create a lot of pressure. Even though the night was a success, guilt overcomes her when she meets her husband’s eyes in the mirror. Drew hasn’t gone out at night with friends since he got back from work and she has been out three times. “It was fine,” she plays off, wiping her makeup off with the wipes he provided for her.

His brow arches at her tone, “Really, only fine? I saw Layton’s story. You looked like you were having a blast.” Her eyes fall to the vanity. “It must have been a trick of the light,” she shrugs. She goes for another wipe, except veiny hands stop her. He takes her hand in his and spins her so they face each other. Warm hands cup her cheek. “What’s wrong, My Queen? Why so glum?” he worries, brushing his thumb over her cheekbone. 

Her breath tickles his skin as she exhales, “Do you hate that I make you stay at home with Elizabeth when I go out?” His head shakes like an earthquake and he brings her in for a hug. He can feel the guilt oozing out of her. “No, of course not. I love Elizabeth. Why would I hate it?”

“I’m not saying that you hate her. I just wonder if you resent me for going out with the girls, which means you have sole parent duties for a night. You haven’t had a night out since she was born. I mean you go out, but never by yourself so that I have sole parent duties.” 

“You have sole duties when I work.”

“That’s different though. Just because you love your job doesn’t mean it is a personal outing for pleasure.”

“True.” 

She looks back at him with a pout, his last words intensifying her emotions. “Please don’t feel bad about this. I may not go out anymore, but I never used to go out that much before anyways, right?” he reminds her. She thinks about it, realizing that it is true. Whenever he went out, it was always with her by his side. She meets his gaze, “You are saying that to make me feel better.” His head moves from side to side. “No. I love having nights with me and My Lady. I mean they are perfect when it is me, My Lady, and My Queen, but if I can give you a much-needed break, then I am more than happy to help you with that. If anything, Elizabeth is my excuse to stay in.” A grin starts to grow on his face when he sees the tips of her lips flip upwards. “Well, I’m glad I made you the perfect excuse,” she jokes. His laugh joins her lightened mood, “You made me the best excuse. Maybe we should start working on another one. You know, to solidify our excuse.” His eyebrows waggle and she pulls him into a kiss with a smirk. Their giggles mix in the air as he locks their bedroom door and she flops onto their bed. 

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[gassydumbjocks]

Filthy Animals

Shawn sighs trying to focus on his algebra book again to study as he hears all the noise coming from the living of the apartment he shared with his roommate.

He couldn't have any worse luck than living with the most sexist, grossest, filthiest, and DUMBEST guy he've ever met, Jaden was watching the football match with his bunch of good-for-nothing bros again, or apes, like Shawn liked to call them, filling the house with the obnoxious sound of their dumb laughs and bodily functions, Shawn swore he couldn't pass five minutes without hearing (or smelling, even from his room) a belch or fart those ogres would let out, and then giggle like toddlers cuz it was so much fun for them.

"BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRPPP" the jock lets a fat bassy belch out after drinking a whole can of beer "Woooh Broo! Hahaha, that was a fucking BEAST! ah?" He says joking with his slob peers as they all agreed while watching the game or commenting about the breast or butt from the cheerleader girls they were dating on.

It was already enough for him, as he made his way out of his room decided to confront him, he found him on the couch wearing nothing but his nasty underwear and a hand under it as he scratched his balls casually, Shawn grimaced.

"Y'all will never behave?! I can hear your disgusting noises from my room, You animals!" He said, almost red from rage, but Jaden simply letted a goofy laugh with the dumb smile and look he always had, same with his dudes.

"Lil bro, relax a bit, we're bonding as we men should do, you afraid to cut the cheese or what?" he smirked as he lifted one of his legs and pointed right at Shawn, he grunted and before the poor guy could do anything "Protein fart bomb!".

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!

The putrid stink of the protein combined with the beer and all that food he and his friends were eating hitted Shawn almost immediatly, making him gag and feeling nauseus, wanting to run to the bathroom and throw up, while Jaden was having a good laugh and fist bumping with his all his bros, some even responding with another fart just to bother Shawn more "Damn i fucking stained my briefs with that one hahaha" Jaden said smiling, and it was no joke as even Shawn could see the brown mark on them, horrifying him.

"Ewwww! STOP YOU BRUTE!" He covered his nose "You are an ANIMAL" he hissed giving him a killer look.

"What is your damn problem?" It was then when Jaden got done with his whines and looked at him "Why dont you fucking relax and start acting like a man? You could even join us if you wanted" He offered, for Shawn's surprise, but the nerd was so mad that he made a disgusted face at the idea of it.

"I wouldn't join a group of slobs without manners who only know how to think with their cocks and fart or belch non-stop like fucking pigs, You are so dumb that you cant even count past 10 or say your own names correctly!" He stated, The jocks made overexaggerated gasping sounds, seeming offended by it, Jaden just stared with a neutral expression, his 'you're dead already' look perforing him deeply. Shawn quite started to fear him once he lost his sudden dose of courage.

"We'll see who ends up being the animal here, lil bro" was all the jock said before focus on the game again, leaving Shawn with a bad feeling running throught his spine as he rushed back to his room.

"Idiot... He just wants to scare me" He said as he seated again in his chair to continue his studying for the rest of the night, A little worried tho, for Shawn he just said the truth, but he didn't know what the immature and stinky athlete could do to him, time after overthinking about it he decided go sleep, unaware of the plan the Jocks at the living were making in that moment.

During the next morning, Shawn woke up around 9 am, so he supposed Jaden would probably be at the gym before his training, he got out his room and walked to kitchen to have some breakfast, but to his surprise he was there, still in his undies as always when he was home , eating some brownies from a plate that was in the table, before smiling at the nerdy guy "Brodaah!, you want some of these? My girlfriend brought me brownies cuz she made some for the annual campus event tomorrow, but i can share" he said, as innocently as he could sound, Shawn narrowed his eyes at him and then at the brownies

"If you farted on them i swear i'll throw them to you" he threatened, Jaden rolled his eyes, grabbing another "Bro, grab some, i didn't put anything nor poisoned them, ya paranoid" He said "I left the white chocolate ones for you, i ate the rest"

The pale guy doubted for a sec, but then he thought that Jaden maybe couldn't even be that smart to think on something to ruin the food, he was the last of his class and his IQ didn't pass over 65.

He slowly extended his arm, and picked up a brownie, he sniffed it before "Smells a bit rare... What did she use to bake them?"

Jaden simply proceeded to shrug "they tasted good to me, just try one bruh! You wont regret" The jock said once again, Shawn looked at it unsure of what to do, after some eternal seconds, he sighed and finally bited the brownie, gulping it down his throat once finished

"Eh... Actually it wasn't so bad-" He got interrupted by a huge growl, coming from his deep gut in his stomach, he held it in pain with a hand, and somehow for some reason he started to feel a bit... Bloated.

"What the hell was in that?!" The nerdy guy looked in horror the taller jock, who just dedicated him an evilish and satisfied grin.

"You'll see, lets just wait it does its effect" He said, Shawn tried to run, but he couldn't move neither "This is bullsh-..SHIOOooOOOUUURRRRPP" a wet then deep and smelly belch made its way out of him out of nowhere, but instead of feeling ashamed, that burp seemed to take all the worry out of him and leaving him on a slacking and relaxed state.

"Cool haha" Jaden approached him, seeing the scrawny boy with a lost look standing there "Now we can start... Where should we... You said we were animals, but what if i tell you you are one too? Man, you even smell worse than me, just sniff your pits!"

Shawn proceed to lift his arm and sniff deeply, he showered daily, but now his armpits immediatly took a fetid and rank odor that could make even the strongest faint.

"And you also said we dont have manners, remember? You dumbass, we both know your fumes are deadly, you love to let it rip bruh hahaha"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!

That blast made Shawn's pants vibrate at the bass from that fart, with each gas he letted out, his expression seemed more and more relaxed and drool scaped from his lips.

"You forgot you are such a dumb jock" Shawn made a goofy laugh at that as he scratched his butt.

"Such a dumb and gross jock"

"BOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRP" was Shawn's response this time.

"You truly are an animal, dude, so dumb and filthy i cant imagine how you are even able to talk haha"

"Du... Dumb hahaha" A new deep voice came out of his throat, and then he belched again before grinning stupidly.

"Oh and, for the record" he made a pause "I did farted on those brownies, but just yours man, and Bryan could possibly rubbed them in his ass... And Wesley maybe burped on them too, i dunno, just enjoy the extra flavor haha"

Shawn never felt more dizzy or dazed in all his life, not that it mattered now tho, his life now was being a hot dumb and smelly jock, blasting burps and farts as if it was his own breath, it felt good to be dumb, it felt good to act like a man.

[pablitogavii]

Hii!! I don't know if you have done something like this, but can you please do one where the reader shows Gavi how a tampon works?? Your writing is amazing, btw!!! 💗💗💗

Pablito will be mortified after this HAHAHA

Some things are better unknown!

You were on your period and have sent your boyfriend to get you some tampons. He of course agreed asking you to send him a picture of the box so he can get it on his way back from training.

Pablo was home now and you thanked him for the box with a sweet kiss. It was really warming your heart that Pablo didn't care about being seen in the isle of "girl products" if they were for you. You knew how weird boys are about that!

You took out one tampon about to go to the bathroom and Pablo called your name so you turned around.

"Um..amor? H..how is that going to help?" he asked looking at it like it's some foreign object form another planet. You giggled walking up to him as the idea sparked into your head.

"Do you want me to show you?" you ask and he was unsure but you reassured his you were going to use bottle of water so he agreed.

You put some red color into it to make it more believable which made Pablo scrunch his face realizing what that represented. (ahh poor boy!)

"Why did you have to make it red and gross like that amor!!?" he whined and you shut him up giggling and giving him to hold one of the tampons.

"Alright, so open it up" you say and he looks at it only holding an edge like it was going to eat him which made you giggle.

"How do I?" he said and you tell him it's like opening a bag of chips so he slowly peels it off opening his eyes wide when he saw the plastic around the tampon.

"Wait..wait..wait! This goes inside of you every time!?" he said and you burst out in laugher while he blushed shrugging his shoulders confused touching all over it.

"So amor.. you don't want to touch there cause that can give you infection. You hold it right here see?" you show him and he mimicked your action nodding his head still looking confused.

"Aii it had little grippy area! Why is there a rope amor!??" he says and you kept laughing telling him he will see eventually and he listened as you brought the bottle in front of him.

"So what do you think you do now??" you ask and he just moves the tampon into the opening as you nodded but he still didn't put it inside.

"So he also gets inside of you like once a month!?" he says and you just had to laugh and stop the demonstration when you looked at his face and the fact that he just called your tampon a "he". 😂😂😂

"Pablo be serious now! You put that inside but only up to the grippy area" you say laughing internally that you were using his vocabulary now and he did as you asked.

"Why is there rope tho!?" he asks again and you just tell him to wait and push which he did a lot faster than it's supposed to be yelling when he saw the tampon expand while sucking in the liquid.

"No..no..no!! This is inside of you!?" he said and you nodded giggling and holding it when he let go which was also very funny. His face was mortified.

"Yeah" you say like it was nothing while he looked at it from all sides absolutely mortified.

"So then you have to pull it out..and you use the rope for that" you say and he stares at you shaking his head stepping away from the bottle like it was going to eat him.

"You do it amor! I can't! No way!" he says as you shrug letting him watch as you pull it all the way out showing him what it looks like when it's used up.

"How does that not hurt you amor!?" he says when you threw it away and you giggle walking up to him and hugging his shoulders. He kissed your forehead and then all over your face before capturing your lips.

"I need to go to the bathroom now cari��o.." you say grabbing another tampon but he pulls you back into his arms looking down at you with worried eyes.

"Does it hurt you??" he asks and you hold his face kissing his lips and then shaking your head.

"Don't worry cariño, I promise I'm fine" you reassure him and he smiled nodding his head and kissing your lips before letting you go finally.

"Good luck princesa!" he said and you laughed at the way he was exaggerating this whole thing when it's something you do every single month.

"I deserve extra cuddles now!" you say getting inside the bathroom hearing him say to himself "some things are better unknown.." which made you giggle to yourself. He was so freaking adorable!

[shadfanfic]

A rough week 1

you asked for this 

Daddy! Stucky x little (not so little in this chapter)  ! F-Reader

Summary: y/n got into a big fight with some guy in school and her daddies were in a really really bad mood 

warnings: angst, punishment, Spanking, mean! Stucky, no after care after the punishment, didn’t edit it too sleepy 💀

a/n: i really really love this story so enjoy it 🤍 don’t forget to tell me what you think!

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it was finally the day your daddies come back from their long mission they both miss you so much their indeed still stressed and tired from everything that happened in the mission, but they couldn’t control but sleep with you in your bedroom 

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“wake up y/n come on you need to eat breakfast” bucky opened your window and walked to you and start rubbing your back smiled at you when he noticed your annoyed face “mm five minutes?” You asked with your adorable sleepy voice, you heard steve giggle a bit “No you have school come on”steve dragged your blanket and you stood up “Okayyy” you whined annoyed but you did get a quick pinch on the back of your thigh  for it “Don’t whine” bucky spoke with fake angry face making you giggle “alright alright” you giggled and entered the bathroom 

“okay here you go, you be careful sweetie” wanda smiled at you and hand you the lunch box “okay wanda thank you so much!” You hugged her tight and ran outside

—

“oh your the new girl?” A guy leaned in your table smiling “yeah?” You answered “Your cute” he smiled more at your annoyed face “Back off” you warned with angry face, you were mad even tho you were so cute “or what?” He smirk and licked his lip “You gonna leave this room bleeding” you whispered and looked at his eyes “Hahaha! I like girls when their tough it turns me on” he whispered and you clunched your jaw hard at his disgusting comment 

“He started!”

You yelled loudly with red face from anger, you were only only defending yourself

“well, if he did start why are you yelling? Why you acting nervous and suspicious ?”

the teacher said with raised eyebrows 

Making you giggle angrily about to lose control 

———After 2 hours 

You were walking outside the school with angry tears in your eyes peter followed after saying goodbye to his friends trying to calm you down 

“Y/n relax,  I’m in your side I’m gonna try to convince them not to punish you!”

Peter walk with you, he knew you gonna get punished by them specially at this really stressful time

“No peter! Let me be responsible of this” you said looking up at him with your teary eyes “y/n your crying?” Peter asked and cup your face “I’m gonna be fine”you tilted your head out of his grip and both of you noticed happy walking towards you too 

“Is everyone alright?” Happy asked and peter nod and you just stood there quiet “Alright, steve want to talk to you y/n as fast as possible” happy said and start walking you and peter to the car

After really stressful hour you arrived to only see a crossed armed bucky and steve biting his lips trying to control his anger, peter start rubbing your back noticing your getting nervous

Your door got opened by bucky and look at you with emotionless eyes “Out of the car miss angry” he talked you gluped and got out of the car slowly trying to take the longest time so you three don’t get alone in your bedroom, 

“Y/n” steve said loudly knowing what your trying to do, you jumped and start walking fast To enter the building bucky tried to grab your arm but you freed yourself from his grip so fast and start running inside “Hey! Get back here y/n! Or else!” Bucky yelled, he was about to run after you but he was stopped by steve “If she goes inside we gonna get her so let her go, for now” steve looked at bucky angry eyes “she used the way We! Taught her to defend herself but she hit another kid!” bucky answered angrily “I’m aware of that buck, but let’s not make a scene here okay?” Steve said and smiled a bit at bucky who just sighed “okay” he said and they both start walking towards your bedroom 

“Before you do an-“ you talked when they both enter but you were cut off by steve hand landing on your cheek “you only talk when we ask you too y/n” bucky said and lock your bedroom “I was defending-..” this time bucky slapped you and you fell in your bed crying annoyed and angry at how your day is going “you better count” steve said taking his leather jacker off “if u forget or lost count we well start all over again” Bucky walk towards a chair and place it in front of you “So easy way or hard way” you just shock your head no crying silently “N-no l-listen to me f-first” you begged but you only got dragged by your arm and forced to lay on ur stomach in bucky lap “daddy well give you 25 spanks and papa well give you another 25 understood?” Bucky whispered in your ear and you nod, closing your eyes shut as hard as you can and closed your fist on your daddy’s sweat pant “you well be done soon if you continue listening to us” steve said removing your hair from your face

After your punishment, your both cheeks were red and you felt yourself being picked up and thrown in the bed “take a nap y/n” steve said and turn of the lights and bucky closed the door, they both didn’t even wipe your tears after the punishment or even praise you they just left without saying or doing anything leaving feeling gulity for something you don’t even know

—after 1 hour 

“peter, what happened” natasha asked peter curious while playing with her mug, everyone was in the kitchen chatting about random stuff “It wasn’t y/n fault that’s all i know, his a dick to everyone so I’m in y/n side” peter said scratching his head avoiding bucky and steve eyes

“kid, your phone is blowing up can you shut it off for a second” tony came in the kitchen and throw peter his phone and peter immediately grab it, he looked confused at the videos was sent in the class group, peter opened one of the videos and sigh seeing y/n in it 

“What is it?” Tony asked peter “it’s just, people in school filmed y/n while fighting” peter smiled sadly and bucky sat straight with steve “show me” bucky put his hand out and peter immediately gave him the phone 

steve sighed feeling super bad for what he did, bucky gluped and hand peter his phone back “thank you” bucky stood up with steve and both of them start walking to your room so fast 

“y/n?” Steve asked surprised to see you still awake, you usually sleep after you come back from school and he thought the punishment made you more  tired and needing your nap. but he was so wrong -

[lilyacorn]

Yandere spirit x reincarnated Gn! Reader

Yandere spirit x reincarnated Gn! reader

Reader ain’t his reincarnated spouse but smth else~

Not so much yandere like more off pissing eachother off but in part 2 it gets yandere.

Yandere spirit- who only remembers the name of the murderer who killed him and his name. “…felix” felix is his name btw if ur brain dead

Yandere spirit- who felt anger burning through his veins despite not having any when he sees your name on the boxes outside of his house! “…the murderer… got reincarnated?!”

Yandere spirit- who is completely flabbergasted wow fancy words! when he sees you! You! The person who murdered him in his past life! “…this fuckin-“

Yandere spirit- who gets a slight feel of a heartbeat in him when he sees you smile but… “no! I cannot! I am just angry at them! I do not feel anything! T-they’re a murderer! I’d never!” With a grumpy face as he denies and rambles to himself. Denial

Yandere spirit- who made a promise to himself that he’d terrify you out of his house that you’d never return! “… they’ll be gone for good and i’ll never see them again!” With a determined expression a small part of him feels sad about it tho…

Yandere spirit- who throws things on the floor out of nowhere just to slowly make you scared. “Hehheheh” with a smug look on his face as you look around.

Yandere spirit- who throws things around and hides your keys or phone charger in random places for you to find “hehehhehe theyre soo cute- no! They’re… so stupid!” With a pout on his face as he watches you look for your missing keys. Hes like a cat ngl

Yandere spirit- who decided to take it up a notch and “purposefully” missed as he threw a water bottle at you and laughed “hahaha!” With a smile on his face.

Yandere spirit- who’s smile faded when you picked up the water bottle and threw it at his face! It went right past him but still “you mf-“ With a smile as he sees you manically scream out at him “HAHAHA FUCK YOU DEMON!” Why does he think thats hot…

Yandere spirit- who flickers the lights as revenge while your showering just to hear you scream in fear. “HAHAHAHA MF-!” With a wide smile on his face.

Totally “doesn’t” peak through the shower curtains

Yandere spirit- who gives you nightmares but stopped when he started hearing your screams as you dreamed “heheheh they’ll leave soon! *reader screams while sleeping* OH WHAT THE FU-“ His dead heart aches when you start crying from the nightmare and pats your head to soothe you hehe

Yandere spirit- who slowly starts to get over how you killed him in your past life and slowly gets along with you by putting your cups in more “reachable” places. “theyre so short its cute- cute? They’re not cute!” With a blush as he rambles to himself while organizing your things Stop smiling when you find your keys like that!

Yandere spirit- who squints and judges the guest you brought into the house. “Why… is the guest so ugly? I’m so much better than them…” while staring intensely with jealousy

Yandere spirit- who loses his shit when the guest was gonna put their hand on yop of yours as you laughed at their stupid joke! “Why are they laughing? The joke was barely even funny!” With a pissed off look on his face. Jealouss~

Yandere spirit- who pulls the guest’s hair when they go to the bathroom and flicker the lights to scare them off. “MOTHER FU!-“ with an evil smile on his face. Hes just jelly

Yandere spirit- who celebrates when the guest finally leaves but feels bad when you pout and look so sad… “why are they sad? …it was the right thing to do! They were annoying! You don’t deserve them!” He rambles to himself while cleaning your dirty dishes at night househusband. He’s jealous

Yandere spirit- who made you snacks for you to eat at night because he can’t help it! Your pout is too pitiful!

Yandere spirit- who orders other spirits to “observe” stalk the guest from earlier! He can’t leave the house “…such a boring life the guest intruder… you don’t need them…” while he pokes your cheek.

Yandere spirit- who hopes that you can feel his arms around your sleeping figure and one day, you’ll finally join them in the afterlife “…i wonder why you’re so… sweet” with a smile as his dead heart thumps.

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - making your apartment spooky with justin

pov: title says it all!

warnings: some swears here and there, i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: fluff

member: justin phan

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

so you guys just finished shopping

this year, with your boyfriend justin, you both decided that it would be a great thing to do a halloween party in your appartment

but of course, to make a good and unforgettable halloween party, you need to decorate the place!!

otherwise, it is not really a halloween party, it’s just….well, a party

(More under the cut!)

so jp offered his help to decorate your apartment with you!

« I’m telling you babe… in 2h, this apartment will looks spooky af! »

this man was ready.

you only asked him to bring his bluetooth speaker

this man brought your favorite fall drink, and A LOT of decorations

like this man bought stuff for like $100...

you will have enough decoration, i think.

you already had some decorations in your apartment, but this man bought even more (bc he said “what if we miss any?”)

you won’t have to go out for buying some more

at least, i hope not 😂

btw, he forgot the bluetooth speaker.

“Omg, I totally forgot!”

he would put the music on your tv or something like that

he would put a halloween music playlist

“this is the best halloween song, don’t you agree baby?”

and he would vibe so much, he would not be able to stop dancing or like sing the song

this man knows how to decorate a room!!

like idk how to explain it, but he knows where things goes

he knows how to make a great ambience with the decorations and what to buy…

i hope you understand what im trying to say 😅

“more to the left…. okay, now that’s too much.. just a little bit more to the right and you’re all set”

he would try to scare you with jumpscares

then fail.

“i bought this halloween mask just for you"

yes, you heard him.

he spent $15 for a halloween mask that didnt even scared you.

also, he would put fake spider and bats on your wall, i hope you are not scared of them…

“this is starting to look great!”

he also bought fake spider web

“spiderman will come to us!”

he would be so concentrated…

like, he would not stop until your apartment look spooky

“do you think we should add this banner on this wall?”

“you look so cute when you’re all focused like that..”

he would not be able to stop smiling

“my love, you are doing such a great job!”

“sweetie? could you help me for a sec?”

he would be the type to let you decorate for a while just bc he was busy making you something sweet to eat (or to drink)

“because you worked so well, you deserve this lil’ reward”

he’s a cutie :(

he would put LED light in your bathroom, in the living room, literally everywhere he can hahaha

also, he would tease you so much

you would put a fake monster mask and he would be like 😐😐

but then, when you would take it off, he would be like 🫨🫨

"damn, your face scared me! put that thing back on!"

he is only teasing, i promise you

but he's still a lil' bastard to say that 🤪😚😇

just kidding, ily jp

after a lot of preparation, decorations, making snacks, blablablaaaa..

it was the halloween party!!

let's say everyone LOVED how your apartment was decored

i would like to say that most of your decorations were still perfectly intact after the party, but it would be a lie…

the 4h of decoration n preparation was worth it 😌

you did a party with 7 boys (and their girls) full of energy (okay 6 if we don't count ryan bc watching animes > partying) + there was some alcohol…

phan bought soju !!

if you can't drink / not in the age to drink, he would make you juice or a special drink

drinks that taste like alcohol, but that don't have any alcohol in it?

anyways! hope your enjoyed your halloween party with jp

yes idk how to end this rip

taglist! (open! send an ask if you'd like to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7

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[skulduggery-pleasant-bp9]

Playing with a Coroner and a Detective is not wise - Skulduggery x Male!Reader Universe

WARNING!: Cursing

Part 7 – The Elders

It was 7:15 o’clock as M/n woke up and he quickly freshened up and then started to make Breakfast. He spotted Skulduggery in the Living room.

“Morning Skulduggery.”, he greeted.

“Good morning, Corrupted.”, Skulduggery greeted back.

“Is my Sister already on her toes ?”

“No, not yet.”

“Ghastly already here ?”

“No, he is not.”

“Good, I didn’t oversleep then. I am making Breakfast. You think I should cook for Ghastly too ?”

“I would recommend. He tends to not eat Breakfast when he made appointments this early in the day.”

“Okay. Is he allergic to anything ? I am planning to make pancakes. Is he allergic to eggs, milk, flour or even butter?”

“No he is not allergic to any of that.”

“Okay. Cool. I am making a portion for three then. My Sister wolves Pancakes down like crazy...”

“Okay.”

“If the door rings or knocks and I am cooking, the key is in the small bowl in the hallway, so you can open the door for Ghastly. Remember to check if it is him, otherwise do NOT open the door.”

Skulduggery hesitated at that. M/n sounded aggressive about checking the door before opening it. Why ?

“Alright ? Why though ?”, he asked.

M/n looked around nervously.

“I usually feel like someone is around my house that wants something from me. In a BAD way. I never open my door usually, besides I have to go to work or shopping or to Family meet ups.”

“You are just a bit paranoid, aren’t you ?”

“Shove it, Skeleton. I am rather careful than reckless.”, M/n hissed and then entered the kitchen.

He got out the ingredients and then started to make the batter. He mixed it with his own strength until there were no more clumps of flour and no more egg yolk left. Then he got out his pan, butter, knife, a plate, tea spoon, ladle and his favorite spatula.

He turned the stove on and turned up the heat, then tasted the batter, if it was seasoned enough, he nodded in satisfaction as it tasted just right. In a few minutes the butter, he put in the pan, was melted and he put the first small ladle of batter into the pan. The batter smoothly spread around in the pan and filled it all out. After a few minutes, M/n turned it around to see it perfectly cooked on the first side, then, he waited again, a few minutes and checked the underside. It was perfectly done, so he got the first one out of the pan, checked if the butter was enough and then added the next ladle of batter into the pan.

By the eighth pancake, M/n left the stove and looked at Skulduggery.

“Did she still not get up ? It is 7:40 o’clock.”, M/n asked the Skeleton.

He shook his head.

“Do you want me to wake her up ?”, he asked.

“Either that or you watch the pancake in the pan and check the underside of it. When it is done in your opinion get it out, add butter and then add the next ladle. Simple.”

“I take the cooking.”, Skulduggery said and went to the kitchen and on the stove.

“Okay. I will wake up my Sister, like a good big Brother.”, M/n said with a big grin.

He took out his phone and started to make a video. He went up the stairs, into a Bathroom, took a washcloth, made it wet with ice cold water and then left again. He entered his little Sister’s room and smirked as he saw her still sleeping. He aimed the cloth at her face and then threw it.

SMACK !

Stephanie screamed in shock and trashed around, M/n started to laugh loudly and she stiffened up. She spotted the ice cold, wet washcloth that hit her in the face and she glared at her Brother, seeing his phone.

“YOU ASSHOLE !”, she screamed.

M/n wheezed as she covered herself with the blanket, even though she wore a shirt. She smiled, not entirely mad at him. It was rare to have M/n laugh this hard and earnest.

“Wake-Hahaha !-Wake up sleepy head ! Hahahaha !”, he laughed out.

She smiled and threw the rag back at him, which hit him between the legs. It only made him laugh harder and she chuckled.

After a bit they calmed down and M/n stopped the recording. That will be a memory to laugh at. He smiled fondly, already planning to put that on a DVD for memories.

“How late is it ?”, she asked.

“Seven fifty o’clock.”

Her eyes widened and she jumped out of her bed, running around to get ready for the day. M/n smiled and left her room. He was about to enter the kitchen again, to free Skulduggery from the stove, as the doorbell rang. M/n changed his route and looked through the peephole.

He saw Ghastly, his face entirely covered. But the eyes betrayed him. M/n took out his keys and unlocked the front door, then he opened the door.

“Hello Ghastly. Skulduggery and I are cooking Pancakes. Come in. We will eat something, I will get ready and then we can go.”, M/n said warmly.

Ghastly entered and pulled off his scarf. He looked at M/n in shock.

“How do you know that I didn’t have Breakfast ?”, the tailor asked, taking off his coat.

“I asked Skulduggery, if I should count you in. He said I should.”

Ghastly hung up his coat, scarf and hat. Then he followed M/n into the living room and M/n entered the kitchen, seeing that Skulduggery did a well job.

“Move over, I’ll take back over. You can set the table. My Sister is getting ready, so you are the only one with no job. We need three plates, forks, knives and six tea spoons.”, M/n said.

Skulduggery nodded and got the utensils out. Then he left and entered the living room.

“Hello and good morning, Ghastly.”, Skulduggery greeted.

“Hello and good morning to you too, Skulduggery.”, Ghastly greeted back.

He put the plates and silverware down, then he entered the kitchen again.

“Good to know you are back. In the fridge are marmalades. We need Strawberry, plum jam, sour cherry, syrup, blackberry and Nutella, from the cupboards. Oh ! And we need cinnamon sugar. It is next to the Nutella. Thank my Sister for all the variations. If it would be me, I would only want sour cherry and plum jam. She is a very random, picky person...”

“It’s fine.”, Skulduggery assured M/n and he opened the fridge, grabbing a few marmalades and carried them to the table in the living room.

After he finished with setting the table, M/n had only three more pancakes to make. As he was about to make the last one, all three men heard fast steps and soon Stephanie appeared in the living room. Panic in her eyes and her hair a mess.

“M/- BUBBA ?!”, she yelled.

As she spotted Ghastly she quickly avoided to call his name. M/n looked out of the kitchen and his eyes widened at her hair.

“What have you done to your hair, again, Sister ?!”

“I didn’t do anything ! The brush won’t go through and my hair refuses to cooperate !”, she said in a panic.

Frustrated tears were in her eyes. Today was a day where she had very frustrating hair. Usually it cooperates with her and the brush. M/n sighed and washed his hands.

“Skulduggery, you have stove watch duty. I have to take care of my Sister’s lion mane...”

“Got it.”, Skulduggery replied and went back into the kitchen.

M/n then walked back with Stephanie into the bathroom and he took care of her wild hair. Skulduggery soon enough turned off the stove and put the last pancake on the plate, then brought it to the table.

“OWW !”, Stephanie yelled.

Ghastly sat up straighter. Skulduggery knew what he was thinking about.

“If you want to help them, go and ask if you can.”, the Skeleton said.

“Corrupted seems very protective.”, Ghastly said unsure.

“He only gets aggressive if someone dares to be a pervert. You aren’t one, Ghastly.”

“OWWW ! M/N IT HURTS !!!”, Stephanie screamed loudly.

“You really should help.”

Ghastly nodded, got up and went to the bathroom. He knocked gently on the door and M/n opened the door.

“Hey, Ghastly.”

“Hey, is everything okay ? Do you need help ?”, he asked the boy.

“I guess I do... The spray doesn’t work this time and her hair is really unruly today.”, M/n sighed out frustrated.

“I can help.”, he offered.

M/n sighed and opened the door wider, letting Ghastly enter.

“Try your best...”

Ghastly looked at her hair and winced. She looked about to break down. Ghastly took the brush and took out all the hair that was stuck in it, then he grabbed the hairspray and read it. He shook his head.

“Bow your head over the tub. I will rinse your hair out again and we will see if your hair will listen this time.”, Ghastly instructed.

Stephanie did as told and Ghastly took the showerhead. He turned on the water and then rinsed her hair again, making it wet again. After a while he stopped and wrung out her hair, then he took the brush and tried again. It was still refusing.

Ghastly then started to comb the ends of her hair first and slowly worked himself up to her roots. Then he combed through them from start to end and they were smooth. The siblings were in awe. Ghastly used the wind to dry her hair.

“Better ?”, he asked kindly.

“Y-yes. Thank you, Ghastly. This was awesome.”, she said with a big smile.

M/n smiled at his Sister, but felt sad that he couldn’t do that. He is supposed to help her and keep her safe, yet he can’t even help her on a bad hair day.

“No problem.”, Ghastly said with a smile of his own.

“How did you learn that ?”

“I helped my Mother and some of my friends with longer hair before.”, Ghastly chuckled out.

“That is cool. You have to teach me that technique !”

“Sure.”

M/n left the Bathroom, very silent. It concerned his Sister, while Ghastly thought it was normal. They sat down on the table and Stephanie’s eyes lightened up.

“Pancakes ! Brother, you didn’t have to !”, she said happily.

“Shush and enjoy it. I felt nice today.”, he told her.

Something was off with the way he said it. It was meant to be a tease, but it sounded empty.

“You HATE Pancakes.”, she said.

“I don’t hate them, I just don’t like eating them too often.”, he argued back softly.

“Alright, spit it out, what is wrong ?”, she pressed.

M/n looked at her and sighed.

“Can’t we just eat first ? It’s silly, really.”, M/n asked.

“Say it now, or I will not eat.”, Stephanie threatened.

Ghastly and Skulduggery looked at M/n and Ghastly was concerned.

“It’s dumb, Sis. It’s one of these days again, where I am too emotional. I just feel stupid for not being able to get your hair done, like I usually always did and someone else had to do it. Like I said, it is dumb.”

M/n eyed his empty plate and Stephanie instantly caught on what M/n actually meant.

“You are ashamed that you hurt me and tried the old method that always worked before. You had no other idea what to do and you got so desperate to help me, that you let Ghastly help, hoping he can so something and as you saw what he did, it seemed so simple and you feel stupid for not knowing that. Is that it ?”, she asked.

M/n nodded.

“Don’t be ashamed, Brother. There are times and things, that you don’t have all the knowledge about. You can learn though. All you have to do is ask and you might get a small education about it. Also, you heard Ghastly. It wasn’t his first time, he had done that. Experience makes it happen.”

M/n looked up with a small smile.

“You’re right. Like I said, just a stupid day for me. Now enough depression, I wanna eat. I am starving to the bone.”, M/n joked.

Stephanie snorted and then giggled, while Ghastly needed a minute and then laughed. He looked at Skulduggery and knew it was a joke about him.

“I feel personally attacked...”, Skulduggery muttered.

Ghastly laughed more at that comment.

“What ? I don’t want to look as boney as you, Skulduggery. Would be a real shame if I end up all boned.”, M/n joked.

Stephanie laughed with Ghastly at that.

“Your jokes are so bad sometimes !”, Stephanie laughed out and took a pancake.

“Sissy, I read too many bone tickling jokes.”, M/n replied with shit eating grin, while he took a pancake too.

The two laughed some more, while Skulduggery muttered under his breath. Ghastly took a pancake too and they decorated it with whatever they had. Stephanie put Nutella on hers, Ghastly decided on some cinnamon and sugar, while M/n put sour cherry on his own.

M/n and Stephanie rolled their pancake together after that and then started to cut it up and stab the pieces with their forks, while Ghastly cut his big pancake and ate it.

“By the way...before we go to the Vault, I have an appointment with the Grand Mage and the Elders. So we have to go there, first.”, Skulduggery announced.

M/n swallowed his piece of food and groaned, then glared at the Skeleton.

“Are you for real ?! You tell us that NOW when Ghastly is already here and he probably didn’t plan the whole day to stay outside of his tailor shop ?! Are you kidding me, you old bone ?!”

Stephanie almost choked on her pancake. The last part was a joke and everyone got it, still, M/n was angry.

“I’m sorry. I wanted to tell you earlier, but I had other things to do.”

“Shove it, spooky scary Skeleton. Then scurry away, won’t ya ?”, M/n asked a bit annoyed.

“Well here is the issue...they want to meet you and your Sister.”

“Tell them we have no time right now.”, M/n told him.

“I can’t. They are my higher ups. I have to listen.”

“Say that my Sister is sick. We are not available.”

“Can’t. I am terrible in lying.”

“Corrupted, I don’t mind.”, Ghastly mixed himself in.

He looked at the tailor.

“But I mind it. I don’t know these people, that is the first thing ! The second thing is, that I don’t WANT to meet them. Who is telling me that they will be nice, huh ? Who is saying that they will listen, like you did ? I doubt it. I don’t want to meet them, nor am I willing to let them see MY Sister. They can shove it.”

“Corrupted...please ?”, Skulduggery asked nicely.

He was ready to say no again as Stephanie interrupted.

“We will go. Suck it up, Brother. Nothing bad will happen to us. I know you hate meeting new people so quick, but we will have to live with it, if we want to stay in this world.”, she told her Brother.

He scowled at her and shoved another piece of his pancake in his mouth.

“They hurt you, I will not hesitate to kill them.”, M/n said darkly.

Ghastly looked at Skulduggery in concern.

“He is overprotective of Family. They are informed of that. If they provoke him, I will not stop him.”, Skulduggery told his friend.

He nodded softly and they continued to eat.

-Time skip after they were done eating-

“Corrupted, girl ?”, Ghastly called.

They stopped their way to their rooms, to get dressed.

“Yes ?”, they asked at the same time.

Ghastly held out two bundles of fabrics.

“Your clothes.”, he told them softly.

They stared at the two piles he held.

“You got done THAT fast ?”, M/n asked in awe as he took his bundle.

“I did. It was urgent after all.”, Ghastly replied with a smile.

“Awesome. Thank you.”, Stephanie said and took her bundle.

“Yes...thank you.”, M/n said with a smile.

“No problem. Now put them on and let us go.”, Ghastly replied.

They ran off and changed their clothes. They came back out soon enough and M/n LOVED his clothes. He wore a dark blue pair of pants, his shirt was a rich forest green and his coat was night black, his boots were black and pretty too, everything fit perfectly too. But the best was that his coat was almost like a steampunk tailcoat, with an added, hidden hood on the back and deep pockets on the sides. His boots were in a gothic like style, HIS taste ! His pants were adorned with rivets on the sides and deep pockets on his sides and his knees. He LOVED it. Who would have thought that Ghastly was THAT creative ?

Valkyrie came out with her own clothes and she was dressed in all black and out of the same material, M/n wore, which they’ve never seen before. Her pants and blouse were beautiful and the little sleeveless vest, M/n guessed it was, with the silver hooks eyelets looked very elegant on her. Everything fit her beautifully and M/n smiled. She didn’t look at him yet.

She entered the living room and said that she loved the clothes and they fit perfectly. Then M/n stepped out. Stephanie turned around and her jaw practically dropped to the floor. She eyed her Brother up and down.

“How do you like your clothes, Corrupted ?”, Ghastly asked with a slight smile.

“You want my honesty or a lie ?”, M/n asked.

“Honesty, please.”

“I fucking LOVE them. I don’t think I will ever take them off again !”, M/n said with a big grin on his face.

“M/n...you look so fricking cool ! Now I feel underdressed...”, Stephanie said softly.

“Nonsense, Sissy ! You look awesome too.”

“You look like a Goth with dark colors.”

“Sis...I am a Goth. I love dark, powerful colors.”, M/n said with hesitation.

“Oh...Right.”, she muttered.

“I am working on a second pair of clothes too, for you M/n. Don’t worry. After all, you need two pairs. These clothes should make your skin and body significantly lessen outbursts of sweat and if you sweat, these clothes won’t smell so quickly like it.”, Ghastly explained.

M/n gave Ghastly a big smile.

“I fucking appreciate Skulduggery right now, that he let me meet you. You are a lifesaver, you know that ?”

Ghastly chuckled and gave the Teen a smile.

“You are welcome. Now let us go.”

M/n nodded at that.

M/n and Ghastly were in the Pontiac Firebird, which Ghastly complimented M/n about, while Skulduggery and Stephanie were in the Bentley. M/n followed the Bentley and soon enough they parked their cars and entered the wax museum. Skulduggery and Ghastly were masked again and Skulduggery paid for entry for all four of them.

M/n and Stephanie didn’t understand why they were there. Ghastly and Skulduggery waited until a small group of tourists left. And Stephanie only opened her mouth after they were out of sight and earshot.

“What do we want here ?”

“We want to go to the Sanctuary, the meeting place of the Elders.”, Skulduggery answered.

“Are the Elders out of wax ?”, she asked skeptically.

“I like coming here.”, Skulduggery said and too his sunglasses off, ignoring her question.

“It is so freeing here.”

Then he took the rest off and both siblings looked around nervously.

“One day you will get us in trouble.”, Ghastly scolded him.

They started to search for something on the wall and Skulduggery even cursed that they always change the location of it. Then the tourists came around the corner and M/n made a sound, which made both men freeze. An American boy left the group and came over, staring at Skulduggery.

“Who is that supposed to be ?”, he asked.

Stephanie hesitated and looked frequently for an answer, which M/n had.

“What ? You haven’t heard of Sammy the Skeleton Detective yet ? Nor of his accomplice, Jason Hans ? Sammy was the lousiest Detective in the world and his accomplice was way smarter than him. He solved a lot of cases for Sammy.”

“Never heard of them before.”, the boy replied.

He poked his finger into Skulduggery’s arm. Then he lost his interest and left with the rest of the group. Skulduggery turned around and looked at M/n.

“The lousiest Detective, huh ? And Jason was the smartest, huh ?”, Skulduggery asked.

M/n fought off the smile that wanted to come up and shrugged his shoulders. Skulduggery just grumbled good – naturedly, while Ghastly giggled. They continued their search and finally found what they were looking for. Ghastly pressed something in the wall and a part of it slid aside. Behind it was secret passage.

The siblings were in awe and Stephanie started to say that she couldn’t believe that it was always right under her feet, to which Skulduggery replied that she should get used to it. They entered and the wall slid shut, stairs that were lit by torches lid the way and they descended, the more they went down, the brighter the light got. They kept going until they arrived at a brightly lit lobby.

They entered. Marble and varnished wood paneling was in the room, no windows. Two men stood on the wall in the back, guarding, hands clasped behind their backs. They were dressed in grey clothes, wore long coats and some kind of helmet, the visor covered their faces and they both had scythes on their backs, a dangerous looking scythe blade on a one and a half meter long staff. A smaller man in a suit approached Skulduggery with Ghastly and greeted them.

“Mr. Pleasant, Mr. Bespoke. You came too early. The council is not gathered yet. I can show you to the waiting room, if you like.”

“I would rather use that opportunity to show our guests around a bit.”, Skulduggery replied.

The man blinked.

“I’m sorry, but the entry is only allowed to limited personal, as you know.”

“I only wanted to show my friends the repository. The book to be more exact.”, Skulduggery told the man.

“I understand. Well, as Administrator of the Sanctuary I would have to follow you, of course.”

“Of course, I insist on that.”

He bowed and then he led them away, they followed him. On their way they encountered even more of these grey clothed people. They scared Stephanie and M/n put and arm around her, to let her know that he will protect her.

“What are these ?”, she asked the two mages.

“Cleavers.”, Skulduggery answered.

“Security guards, law keepers and soldiers in one. Dangerous individuals. Be glad, that they are on our side.”, Ghastly said.

“Where are we going ?”, M/n asked softly.

“I want to show you both the book of names. Some claim, that the Ancients created it, but in reality no one knows, who made it or how it was made. It has all the names of the people of the world. The Given Names, the Taken names – if and when a name was taken again – and true names. Whenever a Baby is born, will a new name appear in it on another page. And when someone dies, disappears the name.”, Skulduggery explained.

“Then our true names stand in that book ?”, Stephanie asked.

M/n got worried.

“Just like mine and from many others.”

“That is not dangerous ? Whoever gets their hands on that book, can rule over the world.”, M/n said worried.

“My god ! And I just found myself stupid, because I thought that !”

The Administrator looked over his shoulder while walking.

“Not even the Elders open the book, too big is its power and it can ruin your character so easily. But they don’t find any solution, to destroy it. It can’t be ripped apart, burned, it won’t let us destroy it with anything that we have in our possession. If the legends are true and the book was truly made by the Ancients, than it is only logical, that the Ancients can destroy it. The Elders see it as their task, to keep an eye on it and to protect it from curious eyes.”

M/n looked at him skeptical.

They arrived at a double door. The Administrator made a sign with his hand and the doors flew slowly open. They entered the repository, a big room with marble pillars, that, as Skulduggery said, keep some of the most rare and unusual magical aids inside.

Some items the Administrator introduced to the siblings. Soon enough they reached the middle of the room and it was pretty empty. There was only a standing desk and on it laid a book.

“That is the book of names ?”, she asked.

“Yes, it is.”, the Administrator confirmed.

“I imagined it bigger.”

“It is as big, as it has to be, not smaller and not bigger.”

“And you can just leave it there like this ?”, M/n asked skeptically.

“It is not as obvious as you might think. As it was brought here, the Elders raked their heads as to how to keep it safe. How was it supposed to be protected ? A lock can anyone break open. A wall can be torn down. A Safe can be cracked open.”

“Yes, so ? Then they decided to just leave it out here in the open ?”, Stephanie asked.

“No, they came to the most sophisticated protection mechanism that existed. Willpower.”

“Pardon ?”

“The book is protected from the Willpower of the Elders.”

M/n snorted.

“That is great and all, but here is MY question. What if someone murders the Elders ? Hmm ? What then ? The book is unprotected and then what will you do ? Cry about it ? This is the most stupid idea ever.”, M/n said out loud.

“That won’t happen.”

The Administrator turned to Stephanie.

“Try it out. Take the book.”, he said to her.

M/n covered her from the man’s sight, protectiveness taking over.

“Me ?”, she asked.

“Yes you. Don’t worry, Sir. Nothing bad will happen to her.”

She looked at Skulduggery, which M/n did too. He wanted to know if this was the truth. He gave them no help at all. She turned back around and stepped out from behind her Brother.

“What do you think, you are doing ?! What if he is lying and you get hurt ?!”, M/n yelled in a panic.

“Nothing will happen to her, Sir. No worries.”

She stepped closer and closer to the book, but with each step she took, the less she wanted to continue. And then at some point, she turned around and came back. The man looked at M/n.

“Your turn, Sir.”

M/n gulped. He knew that he was different from his Sister. What if that won’t work on him ? Oh god he will be a danger-

M/n took a deep breath and looked at the man.

“Not that I want that thing in the first place. But fine, I will entertain you.”, M/n said and then went for the book.

His steps were sure and steady. He came closer and closer and he didn’t feel any weaker in his mind. He got worried. He was almost there. He turned around and looked at the others. Ghastly looked worried, while the Administrator was waiting for any effect, which M/n didn’t have. Should he...reveal it ?

“Uhm...Mr. Administrator ? I still don’t feel any effect ? Is that bad or good ?”, M/n asked.

“You...don’t ?”, he asked.

“No...”

“Prove it. Touch it.”, he said, voice filled with worry.

M/n looked at Ghastly and Skulduggery, scared.

“D-do I have to ? I don’t want to alarm anyone.”, M/n said softly.

“Don’t worry, you said you don’t want it. Nothing bad will happen.”, Stephanie told M/n softly.

M/n gulped and turned back around.

“I am going to close my eyes, I don’t wanna see any names. It ain’t my business !”, M/n called.

Then he took the last few steps to the book and reached his hand out, touching it. He threw his head back and looked at the ceiling, then slowly lowered it, to look at the Administrator. He was in shock and horror.

M/n quickly took his hand away, wiped it on his pants, it felt wrong to have touched it, and ran back over.

“So...is that Willpower broken, or is that something with me, again ? Like the Reflection thing and the thing that China did and it didn’t work on me ? Skulduggery ? Say something, I am freaking out !”, M/n asked the Skeleton in a panic.

“Wait...the reflection and Miss Sorrow’s spell ? They didn’t deceive you ?”, the Administrator asked.

“No ? I saw a horrid thing that looked nothing like me as my reflection and as China used something weird on me and my Sister, she fell in love and I just wanted to get away instead. What does that mean ? Am I in trouble ? Oh god, please don’t lock me away. I don’t even want that thing.”, M/n said freaking out.

“We better don’t tell Meritorius about this. He would freak out for no reason. Corrupted doesn’t even want it, so it is better to not make it a big deal.”, Ghastly said softly.

“It felt wrong to touch it ! God, why did you want me to touch it ?! It felt wrong and disgusting !”, M/n cried out in panic.

Ghastly pulled M/n to himself and looked at the shocked Administrator.

“Let’s not freak out right now. We don’t make this official right now. Okay ? Give us all time, to recover for a bit. If anyone finds this out, Corrupted will be in big danger.”, he told the man.

He nodded and led them back up, into the waiting room.

“What does this all mean ? Am I dangerous ? Will I be killed ? Will I be hated ? Will I be locked away ? I’m sorry !”, M/n muttered into Ghastly’s chest in panic.

“Calm down, Corrupted. No one knows this yet and we need you to calm down. Take deep breaths.”

M/n did as told and soon was very calm. After that the Administrator came back and led them into a big oval room. Soon enough the doors opened and inside came an older man with white hair and a short cut beard. He was big, bigger than Skulduggery. His suit had the color of granite and Stephanie noticed the shadows on his right side. M/n did too and stepped further in front and then stretched a protective arm out and over his sister.

“I don’t like that shadow trick... Makes me think he wants to hurt my Sister...”, M/n muttered out.

“That is not Meritorius’s shadow.”, Skulduggery said softly.

The shadows seemed to be next to Meritorius and they stretched out, more shadows came from the walls. Then they lifted up from the ground all of a sudden and turned into an elderly woman in black. She walked next to the big man and her steps got slower, as they came closer. A third figure came from out of nowhere, suddenly and appeared on the other side of the man. They seemed a bit younger than the other two and they wore a sky blue suit and the jacket that stretched over the considerable belly.

The siblings looked at the Elders and the Elders looked at them.

“Skulduggery”, said the big grown man then, “Sailing in your wake but always followed by trouble, am I right ?”

“I wouldn’t say that they are sailing after me. It is more like, they are sitting around and wait until I arrive.”, he replied.

The man shook his head.

“And these two are your new partners ?”

“That’s right.”

“No taken name yet ?”

“No.”

“At least something.”

M/n scoffed silently.

“What is that supposed to mean ? That is not good, as much as I’ve heard. Not here.”, M/n said, threatened.

The man turned to them. He saw how M/n protected his Sister and was slightly surprised that he sounded threatened.

“The overprotective one ?”, he asked Skulduggery.

“Yes, and he is already agitated, so careful. He might bite otherwise.”, Skulduggery warned.

“Skulduggery, I swear, if that was a stupid joke, I will kick your boney ass later. My Sister. Anyone touches her, they will lose that very hand, they dared to touch her.”, M/n growled out, protectively.

Stephanie put a hand on her Brother’s shoulder, to calm him down.

“I’m fine, Brother. Don’t worry.”, she said softly.

“For the record, I do NOT trust any of you three, nor do I LIKE any of you.”

“Taken into account, young boy.”, the older male replied.

“My name is Corrupted. NOT young boy.”, M/n said darkly, glaring the mage down.

The man looked at him with wariness and understanding. M/n was VERY protective of his Sister, indeed.

“Let me introduce myself then, from a bit away from you two. My name is Eachan Meritorius. I am the Grand Mage of this council. Next to me you see Morwenna Crow and Sagacious Tome. I assume that you already have a Taken name, which is a shame. But tell me that your Sister has no intentions to stay here much longer and doesn’t want to involve herself into our business.”

“That won’t happen.”, she replied dryly.

“You see ?”, mixed Skulduggery himself in, “Defiant.”

M/n’s glare intensified.

“If you only dragged us here, to start this Bullshit again, Pleasant, then we will have a few bones to pick later, you hear me ? We told you multiple times, there is no way in HELL that we go back !”, M/n snarled.

“You were both in dangerous situations”, Meritorius continued looking at the two, “and you surely want to go back to the safety of your normal all day life, right ?”

“What is so safe there ?”, she asked the mage.

M/n continued to glare, but stayed silent for now, letting his sister speak.

“Ah, rebellious !”, Skulduggery said again.

“I am very close in punching his jaw in, Sister...”, M/n growled out.

She squeezed his shoulder.

“Calm down...”, she whispered.

Then she looked at Meritorius again.

“I mean it. We could be run over, by a car, tomorrow, when we cross the street. We could be attacked tonight. You are nowhere safe.”

Meritorius lifted an eyebrow.

“That all may be true, but in your normal life you never had to deal with Mages and murder plots.”

The other two Elders looked at them with interest.

“That may be, but I don’t think we can forget all of this so easily.”

“Stubborn.”, Skulduggery said, shaking his head in sadness.

M/n growled loudly. “Pleasant, shut the fuck up, before I punch you so hard that you will lose your jawbone ! You are NOT helping to ease the tension ! You are making it worse !”, M/n yelled angered.

[ilovebokutokoutaro]

𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐜

Minho x reader

Warnings: ED, don't read if mentions of eating disorders could trigger you please don't. Throwing up, angst, comfort (i just want to tell you all you're really freaking pretty and awesome).

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"trust me, why don't you just trust me? You're the only beauty, show me more."

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Minho loved you, he loved everything you did just as much too, he loved watching you speak, he loved watching you smiling at the things you liked, he loved the way your eyes shimmered brightly when you looked at him...and just everything.

But minho specially loved watching you eat, he knew your relationship with food wasn't the best but you had been doing better and so maybe he thought letting it go wouldn't do anything bad.

But minho didn't need to specially know that comments like "she's so thin", "she's so pretty", "i wish i was like her" only ever drove you to edge, he thought that maybe you'd feel better about yourself if you heard such stuff.

What he didn't know was the looming darkness enveloping your head in a warmth that'd slowly burn your body into nothing but bones.

He didn't know the haunting silence that made it's way to your heart as loud screeches as you stared at your reflection, it appeared you could never see the beauty minho carried in his head, the beauty you were.

Your fingertips trailing your collarbones as you breathes in a sharp sigh, knuckles so cleary visible only you could see the thickness that blinded your view, you were getting unhealthily thin.

Minho had been out for a month and you felt horrible for being like this, you weren't a kid he should have to arrange meals for, to make sure you ate well, you weren't.....you never wanted to be a burden to him.

And it didn't help as you walked your way to work, after 3 days, too scared to show your face anywhere.

Summer had recently started and you hated the fact you had to show your body to people, open for them to judge. So you wore a thin oversized and full sleeved shirt, a lose pair of pants to hide the shape of your body.

But it was to no avail.

"you're getting too thin, y/n! You need to gain weight.." a coworker of yours mumbled and you could already feel the one bite you took coming up your throat. "Y-yeah?" You chuckled awkwardly as they went on and on about what you should and what you shouldn't do.

God you wanted to die, you had barely eaten 5 bites and you already felt so full, but you were scared.

Scared that if you stop eating they'd pick on you again and so you ate, only to sit in the toilet 15 mins later, throwing up everything you had.

Forcing your fingers in your throat as you bit down hard, throwing up everything you've had since morning, a dull ache followed through your tummy to chest, the back of your throat and tongue aching as if you had been beaten down.

Your jaw felt stiff and painful as you got up, shivering as you saw a woman standing near the sink with a worried expression.

"A-are you okay?" She whispered cautiously and you mustered up the best smile you could, "yeah ofc! Just had something bad for lunch so my stomach acted up hahaha don't worry!" You cheerfully explained.....well as cheerfully as you could...

"okay..." She stuttered still a bit suspicious but you laughed and left, forgetting to dry your hands as you pinched your skin.

The rest of the day went by easily and you sighed as you walked back to your house, yet again alone. Wishing minho would be back soon, taking small steps and soon you were cautious of how you walked, what if you looked weird walking because you were so thin?? What if your body looked uglier than it used to??

What if you- your thoughts were interrupted by a sudden urge to throw up, you hadn't had anything yet, and you had already thrown up everything you ate in the morning.

You speed walked to your apartment, sweating through your shirt as the heat came to you.

And it wasn't before you were back in your bathroom throwing up water as you wheezed. You should eat. You should eat. You should eat. You should eat....you shouldn't eat, you shouldn't eat, you shouldn't eat.

"oh god i really do hate myself..." You chuckled, tears wetting your cheeks, small cries slowly turning into loud sobs as you wrapped your arms around your head to stop the thoughts. Even just for a moment...just for a second.

"why am i like this?!" You complained, standing up to look at yourself in the mirror. God you looked horrible, dark circles making you look like a zombie. And then you walked out. Eating whatever came into sight.

Crying as you stuffed yourself with whatever food you could find. Too ugly, too thin, too much. You were too much for anyone.

And you ate more the other day, ignoring the guilt bubbling up at the pit of your stomach. You felt sick. You felt really sick. Sick of yourself, sick of everyone telling you how your body should look like, Sick of hating yourself for breathing, sick of being so ugly and unworthy.

And you waited, waited and waited for someone to pull you out of the hell hole you've jumped into.

Talks with minho got brief as he got busier with his schedule and you with eating and throwing up alternatively.

And there was only so much you could take....as you sat on your bed, wishing to be dead as the images of your body flashed in your head over and over. God it was haunting. You had gained weight. A lot of it, or that's what you thought.

"I'm so sick of myself" you cried loudly, tears blurring your vision over and over no matter how hard you tried to wipe them away.

"I'm sick of feeling like this minho, I'm too ugly for you, I'm too much. Why are you still by my side? God... aren't you tired of me? Aren't you.....why do you even love someone like me?" You sobbed and you could hear a sharp breathe coming from the other side.

"y/n.." he sounded sad, maybe disappointed. Was he disappointed in you? Was he crying because of you?

"I'm sorry.." you sobbed out again and you could hear every little breathe he took. "Listen...baby you're not too much and ugly? God. I've never ever seen someone as pretty as you ever, if only-" he took a deep breathe "if only you could see yourself the way i see you, if only i was there to hold you right now...but I'm not, so stay for me, please if you can't love yourself, take care of yourself for me, i love you, i love everything you do, the way you look at me, how pretty you look when you smile, you look so pretty even when you're crying even though i hate seeing you in pain. You're so goddamn pretty y/n i don't understand why you would ever think I'll get tired of you....i could never. I may not understand what you're going through right now, but i love you and I'll always be here for me whenever you need me. I- i love you so much!!" He exclaimed and you cried back a loud "i love you so much too"

A smile adorning your face, even when tears stained your pretty cheeks as you talked to him untill your couldn't keep your eyes open.

Maybe it was going to be hard, maybe you're not worthy of anything but minho loved you, and that's all that mattered. You weren't just your body. You were wayy more than the shape your hips took or the way your tummy rolled or the chubbiness of your cheeks, you were wayy more than what your body looked like and minho made sure you knew that.

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This may not be accurate or fit into what you feel but this is how i feel so i wrote it accordingly. Also hope that all of you know how absolutely precious you are, how pretty you all look when you're happy and i wish you all eat well. I'm so proud of anyone suffering through such and god i love you all so much too💞💞

[x-x-bones-x-x]

Already lost 1.6 pounds in the past 3 days and with this breakup im sure im gonna be losing more. Nothing gives you the will not to eat like a breakup or fights or trauma inducing shit hahaha what a good positive upside to this situation!!!!!

God eating disorders are so fun!!

Metal illness is just so fucking fantastic!!!!!

Bpd? BD1? Ana b/p subtype? Anxiety depression double combo?

Yes so fun, please life just keep throwing more bullshit onto my life and keep pushing and pushing me further to the edge

I'm not sure if im going to end up needing to baker act myself again, I really don't want to/ and cant afford to money wise and school wise. I don't want y'all to worry im pretty good at getting myself to a hospital if I need to and staying in one place (aka my bed, floor, bathroom floor) until I can leave to go get help if it's bad enough. Even being hospitalized though is great for weight loss at least for me cause I can barely eat the repulsive food and then purge what I do eat and id be way to scared to ask for extra food or a snack or anything it's kinda great low key. Binge proof! *not promoting please don't do that y'all are beautiful people and deserve so much better than that*

Okay okay okay god rant over my brain will not stop or fucking shut up for 2 seconds blehhhhhh

I love you guys!!!! There are 100 of y'all following me now which is wild, please take care of yourselves to the best of your ability. You deserve complete health regarding physical, mental, and overall wellbeing. And take your meds!!! That's about the only thing keeping me hanging on right now, they're important!!! We all deserve to be healthy. I really truly hope the best for all of us on here and I know we're strangers, but the people who hurt you don't deserve you. They do not deserve you, you all are such kind people who'd never do the same or at least I know I wouldn't. We will be okay.

[corrodedcoffinkid]

could you write eddie biting his lips up really bad cause someone made him feel bad for chewing on something? (totally not projecting... hahaha), but then fluff after please? thx for all ur content!

Don’t bite, don’t bite, don’t bite.

Eddie nibbles on his bottom lip. The urge to chew on his shirt is strong, but he has to fight it. He can’t bite at school. Everyone will make fun of him again. It’s only third period, and he’s already exhausted.

A little chewing couldn’t hurt.

Quietly, Eddie begins to chew on his shirt collar. His stresses melt away- just a little. His whole body relaxes slightly.

Then, it all tenses up again.

“Looks like the freak couldn’t afford breakfast and needs to eat his shirt,” sneers a jock from the back. The class laughs, causing Eddie to drop his shirt collar from his mouth. He’s bright red now.

“Mr. Munson,” the teacher says, clearly irritated. “Please don’t interrupt my class with this nonsense again.”

“But I didn’t even say any-”

“You best pay attention. It’s obvious you don’t most days.”

Eddie’s eyes fill with tears. He slumps further into his desk. He is paying attention. He is trying. He can’t concentrate if he can’t fidget, and he can’t fidget without getting picked on.

So, he’s back to his lips.

By the time he’s driving to Steve’s house, his lips are bleeding and raw. Still, he doesn’t stop. “Freak,” he whispers to himself. The taste of blood is fresh on his tongue. Has he ever bled this much before?

He parks in Steve’s driveway, then looks at himself in the rearview mirror. “Holy shit,” he whispers. He’d torn his lips so bad that the blood was dripping down his chin, and onto his shirt and jacket. Steve’s going to freak.

He cleans himself up as best as he can before heading inside. Not surprisingly, Steve is lounged out on the couch, watching some shitty comedy he had “borrowed” from work. Eddie laughs softly at the thought. He really had been rubbing off on his boyfriend.

“I’m here,” Eddie says quietly. He almost doesn’t want Steve to turn around and see him. He’s just going to upset him.

“Hey,, how was sch- Eddie!” Steve jumps off the couch and runs over to wipe the blood off of Eddie’s bottom lip. “What happened?”

Eddie tries to tell him that he was overwhelmed- that it had been a terrible day, that he’s been ridiculed and laughed at, but all that comes out is a weak cry.

But, it’s okay.

Steve understands.

“Bad day, huh?” Steve asks softly, wiping Eddie’s tears. “What do you want, Eds? We can go home if you want, or we can stay here.”

Eddie nods tearily. “I want to go home,” he murmurs. His eyes meet Steve’s. “Can I take a bath here first? Please?”

Steve nods, and leads Eddie to the master bathroom. Steve’s parents aren’t poor by any means, and that was a major difference from Eddie’s everyday life. Their master bathroom has a giant bathtub in it, and Eddie loved taking bubblebaths in it. At the trailer, all he had was a little tub with a drain that didn’t work properly.

Eddie strips his clothes- including the bloody shirt, and sinks into the hot water. His lips are still bleeding and cracking, causing him to wince whenever he tries to speak.

Steve kneels next to the bathtub with a damp rag. “Can I clean your lips and chin up?” Eddie gives him the go ahead, and Steve gently begins wiping away the blood. Eddie’s bottom lip was the worst- it’s clear it would need a few days to scab. He looks at Eddie, who almost looks… ashamed? “Eddie?”

“Hm?”

“What’s on your mind?”

Eddie shrugs, halfheartedly popping a few bubbles from his bubblebath. “I’m just exhausted, Stevie,” he whispers. “I’m not on track to graduate, and nobody at that damn school is even attempting to help me.” He pauses and takes a shaky breath. “I was stressed, so I chewed on my shirt. I was okay, I was listening, and I felt like I could maybe understand what the teacher was talking about…” He sighs. “Then some asshole pointed me out to everyone and the teacher got mad at me for causing a distraction.”

Steve pushes down his own negative feelings about the situation, instead choosing to continue wiping Eddie’s chin. “I’m sorry, baby,” he says, “I wish I could help.”

“No,” Eddie shakes his head, “You’re helping. This? This is helping.”

Steve offers a sympathetic smile. “Okay.” He sets the rag down. “It’s stopped bleeding for now, and I got all the blood off.”

“Thank you.”

Steve helps Eddie shampoo his hair. Eddie looks so… different with his hair wet. Eddie’s hair is the majority of his tough guy, oddball persona. With it being wet and less messy? He looked vulnerable. It sparks something in Steve- something maternal- like he wants to hold Eddie and never let go. “Can I get in with you?”

“Please,” Eddie says, smiling.

So, Steve joins Eddie in his bubblebath. He carefully pulls Eddie onto his lap. “Still warm enough for you in here?”

“Mmhm,” Eddie hums. He rests his head on Steve’s chest. He feels his eyes begin to get heavy. Had he slept last night? Come to think of it, he hasn’t really slept well in a few days.

“Somebody sleepy?” Steve teases. “Go to sleep, baby. We’ll go home once you’re done with your bath.”

Eddie tries to nod, tries to hum in agreement, but he’s far too deep in sleep before he manages to do either. The days events forgotten, Eddie sleeps.

He finally sleeps.

[layanasstories]

If not in this life time...

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From our first meeting our spirits began touching one another.

You were recognized by my heart, before my eyes understood who you were.

  - Unknown

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Chapter 3

I woke up early and that on a Sunday. Despite the fact that I hadn't answered him last night, I reached out for my phone hoping to see if I had a new message. To my delight he did indeed send something. 

Jake: Good morning :)

Layana: Good morning 😊

After I answered him I roll onto my back. It feels strange but good, it's nice when someone thinks of you. So far, he hasn't said anything wrong or forced himself on to me, like most men had done so far. Which sparked my interest in him even more. Which brings doubts about how I ended the conversation yesterday, wondering if I should have done it differently. Why do I always chicken out when feelings become real. Okay maybe because the feelings are there very quickly, and I don't even know him. All I know is his name, apparently he goes to festivals and has a computer. It doesn't make any sense. I'm still deep in thought as my phone vibrates in my hand. I look and there's another message. My stomach is doing weird things. "Stop it! I haven't given the butterflies permission yet." I complain to myself with a stupid grin on my face as I slap my stomach slightly.

Jake: I hope you slept well. And I also hope I didn't spook you off with my message, yesterday.

Layana: I slept well, how about you?

Layana: No, you didn't spook me, my own head did.

Jake: Yes, I get that. But that only makes it more interesting, which makes me want to get to know you better. If you dare, that is.

Layana: Are you really daring me?

Jake: Yup.

Layana: Urgh! Okay. 🙄🤭

I have to laugh, how does he know exactly how to push the right buttons to keep me interested and not to run away.

Layana: But before you fire your questions, I really need coffee and some food. I'll be right back.

Jake: No worries, I will wait. :)

I jump out of bed, put on some clothes. I turn on the coffee machine to warm up when I go to the bathroom. Then I quickly prepare my breakfast cereal while the coffee is running. I sit outside with my coffee and breakfast, and of course my phone.

Layana: I'm back 😊

Jake: What's for breakfast?

Layana: Some cereal, nothing special. What did you have?

Jake: Oh, I like breakfast. It's my favorite meal of the day. Today I had eggs and bacon.

Layana: That sounds a lot better than I have 😕

Jake: Then you can make eggs and bacon for yourself, right?

Layana: Hahaha, sure. As if I feel like cooking in the morning.

Jake: So you're not really a morning person?

Layana: Describe what a morning person means to you?

Jake: Um. He gets up early, does some exercises, eats a good breakfast and is happy when he wakes up.

Layana: Oh god no. I am far from a morning person if you describe it that way. I like coffee, a lot of coffee. Especially in the morning. Not that I'm cranky in the morning, but exercises? Seriously?

Jake: So, I have to do a morning run alone, huh?

Layana: Yes, absolutely! But I'll have the coffee ready when you come back, I can do that. 😁

Jake: But you don't cook in the morning?

Layana: That's right, I sip my coffee while watching you bake the pancakes 😉

Jake: Pancakes? Sure, if that’s what you prefer for breakfast.;)

There is a moment of silence between us. This went from innocent to almost real flirting. But I don't want it to get awkward, so I quickly break the silence.

Layana: That went fast, we're already talking about breakfast, while I don't even know how old you are, where you live or what you do to earn a living?

Jake: You have a good point there. Let me tell you.

And that's what he did. He told me he's twenty-nine, that he apparently lives in the same town as me. He has his own company in cyber security. We talked all morning about the festival where he was with his sisters. That he doesn't really like the crowds, but his sisters forced him to come along. He never really knew his father and grew up with only his mother. But since he found his sisters, he now does has contact with his father. We talked about all kinds of things to get to know each other. For example, I told them that I don't have any siblings, and that my parents are no longer with us. That the friends I was with at the festival I've known since I was in primary school. And of course that it was my birthday, and that's why we were at the festival. We have enough in common, we both love long walks in nature. To break free from the busy daily life. We like the same kinds of music. And both are equally sarcastic in our humor.

This time it wasn't me who had to end the conversation, he had to leave to help his sister move. She had found an apartment in the village where they grew up, she is going to live with her boyfriend. And as befits a good big brother, he goes to help her.

With my stupid spontaneous head I blurt out

Layana: If you want, I can come and help too? I have nothing to do today anyway.

Jake: Are you sure?

No, of course I'm not sure, I'm stupid and clumsy and a big blabbermouth. But now that I've said it, I don't dare to back down. I facepalm myself for this.

Layana: Yes of course! 😄

Jake: Okay, cool. Let's meet halfway. I'll pick you up and we'll drive to my sister.

Jake: In half an hour, will you make it?

Layana: Sure, no problem.

He told me where to pick me up and said a quick goodbye. Like crazy I went to freshen up, get dressed and made sure I was at the agreed place within half an hour. Never before had I be ready so quickly as I had now.

He arrived five minutes later. My heart raced in my throat with nerves as he came to a halt at my feet. He pulls the helmet off his head and gives me a smile. He hands me a helmet, taps the back seat of his motorcycle. "Hope you're not afraid of speed?" he laughs provocatively. The speed wasn't what made me nervous, but rather having to wrap my arms around his waist. I take a deep breath to give myself some confidence, straighten my back and look at him. "No, I can handle the speed." I say with a wink. In my head I kick myself, why are you flirting? Act normal! But my body doesn't listen to my head, I put on the helmet and step on the back. Wrap my arms around his waist as he pulls up and drives away.

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 11 live reaction under the cut (long post)

We're gonna get a kiss in this episode aaaaaaaa

Hahaha the way he gently rejected her

Namtan is so underrated lol she's an icon

"I'll tell you what I wanna eat if you can fly to Beijing to buy it today" listen Sky I appreciate you going full sugar baby princess mode but it's not good for the environment

Prapai is so whipped we love to see it

Hahaha what an entrance Rain

The good old paper roll bonk, Sky you mean to tell us you don't have siblings but do the most sibling thing ever?

Pai being questionable again... telling Joy that he and Sky are a couple and asking her for a key card to Sky's room...

Sleepy baby Sky too sleepy to be tsundere

"It's fading. What do I do?" PLEASE WHY IS HE SO CUTE that's like sooooo close to a confessio

THE WAY I GASPED WHEN THEY FINALLY KISSED yeah if I was Prapai I wouldn't have been able to hold back in that moment either omg the softness of it all

WHAAAAAT WTF THAT WAS JUST IN PAI'S HEAD?? boy I feel u

Also that kiss was exquisite lemme rewind

But yeah Sky is way too sleepy rn

The hand kiss aaaaaaa

The cheek kiss AAAAAA

...huh? Sky calling Prapai and telling him to come over?

HAHAHAHA HE CALLED HIM TO ASK HIM FOR HELP WITH HIS HOMEWORK boyyyy we both know you just wanted an excuse to see him

SKY'S SHIRT SAYS "MORE THAN FRIENDS LESS THAN LOVERS" boiiii u ain't subtle

THE WAY HE JUST KISSED HIM AND PAI MANAGED TO STAY MAD??? bruh u should have melted like a normal person

Whaaaaat why is Sky being so cute he's not even trying to be a tsundere anymore

He has literally given in this was him basically going "actually I do want to kiss you" this is everything Pai wanted... yet Pai can't accept it bc he's gotta sulk a little more xD

Now that Prapai is being cold Sky is absolutely falling over himself

Very smooth of Pai to just go to sleep in Sky's bed and fall asleep before Sky can kick him out... but he still looks mad even while sleeping

Homoerotic bike sharing ftw

I absolutely LOVE Pai's surprised face when Sky kisses him it's too good

Awwwwww Rain's gushing about Phayu and Sky is thinking about Prapai... <3

HAHAHAHA "P'Phayu is not the only one who's cool and handsome and the best" OH YEAH SKY WHO ELSE? CARE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?

"This is bad." Oh no babyyy he's still scared to get hurt (because obviously falling in love doesn't miraculously undo trauma)

Pai in that gray tanktop? Yes please.

Lmao he's deleting numbers of old hookups

Omg it's a wind pin that's so cute

"Go clean the bathroom" HAHAHA HE IS AWARE OF THE POWER HE HOLDS OVER PAI AND HE HAS NONPROBLEM USING IT

Wait is he doing this so he has an excuse to kiss him again as "payment" because while it does sound kinda cute I think he needs to stop viewing intimacy as a currency

Ok maybe he's doing it as a test or to drive him away

The way I GASPED bc Sky has gone back to his old "he's only doing all this because he wants to fuck me" way of thinking nooo babyyy

"I sound like a dick" congrats Pai you finally realized hahahaha

HUH???? Welcome to another round of "does Sky actually want this or is he doing what he thinks is expected of him?"

Idk all of this strikes me as so utterly unromantic and I'm so confused that I can't even enjoy it... "please get bored of me soon" HUH???

The kiss that Prapai imagined gave me 100x more butterflies than this...

And now he's thinking "please don't get bored of me" ? I'm so confused

"I slept with you so you'd stop pestering me" uh... for real or is he just being a tsundere again? Bc I feel like he hasn't fully admitted to himself that he actually likes Prapai (even though he secretly knows he does) which makes all of this rather uncomfortable to watch

Ok he's teasing but still idk what to make of all of this

Oh no not Pai asking about the piercing

Oh no his ex actually did the piercing wtf

I still feel like Sky is trying to keep his distance emotionally

But he's also smelling and cuddling Pai's shirt awwwwww

Hahaha Rain's braincell is working so hard it's got smoke coming out of it

Bonus scene: bro don't tear out the whole page that's wasteful af

[mydreamsaremynightmare]

Date Night (J.JK)

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x GN!Reader

Summary: You and Jungkook are finally able to have a night in with each other. Only if you knew the chaos that was about to be unleashed.

Warnings: Swearing, other than that it's all fluff!!

Request?: No

Word Count: 1.0k

Tonight was your date night with Jungkook and saying you were excited was an understatement. Both of you have been super busy because of your packed schedules, but somehow still found a way to have time together. Since he was an idol, he couldn’t really take you out to dinner like he wanted to. So instead you agreed on staying home and watching a movie instead. Which would involve lots and lots of cuddling, of course. 

You were picking out a movie to watch while he was preparing popcorn and other yummy snacks. You finally found a movie after a while of searching and clicked on it to see what it was about. It was about an app that was a countdown timer to your death.( Huh, sounds familiar doesn’t it?) You knew Jungkook wasn't a big fan of scary movies, but it wasn’t going to kill him to watch it. 

He was finally finished preparing the snacks and came to sit next to you on the couch, immediately groaning at what you had chosen.

“Seriously Y/N, why a scary movie? You know I hate them.” He says pouting. You only giggle at your boyfriend, poking at his cheeks. “Oh c'mon Gguk, it’s not going to kill you, or will it?” You tease him. He shoves you, making you fall on the couch, both of you laughing. When you were done with your giggling fest, you finally sat up, grabbed the remote, and pressed play. Oh how you wished you knew what you were getting yourself into.

At the beginning of the movie, everything was fine. You both were eating snacks and snuggling next to each other. However, when the first jump scare came on the screen, the bowl of popcorn that was on Jungkook's lap went flying, spilling the popcorn everywhere on your floor because Jungkook flinched so hard. You both stare at each other, mouths wide open, too surprised to say anything. That is until you start laughing. To the point you were hunched over and holding your stomach from laughing so hard it hurt. Jungkook started laughing along with you soon after. You start teasing him about it quickly though. “Hey, stop teasing me.” While pouting at you and giving his best “mad” expression he could muster. Which caused you to laugh even harder. “I’m gonna piss myself!” You yell. Jungkook’s eyes go wide in horror. “Don’t you dare pee on my couch!” You stand up as fast as you can, running to the bathroom. You were finally able to relieve yourself and exit the bathroom to go back to the living room, finding Jungkook picking up the popcorn he had spilt earlier. You go to him and help him so you could speed up the process, so you could start watching the movie again. You finally finish picking up the popcorn and take the bowl out of his hands, taking it to the kitchen and throwing away the popcorn and put the bowl in the sink to, hopefully, clean later. You sit right next to Jungkook on the couch and resume the movie.

Once again it was smooth sailing, until the movie finished. When it was finally finished you stood up to throw away the trash from your snacks, only to return to Jungkook who has his legs crisscrossed applesauce on the couch, with the blanket you were using covering his feet. Shaking your head, you take this as a chance to scare him. And scare him you did. The poor man almost jumped out of his skin when you snuck behind the couch and grabbed his shoulders, screaming in his ear. You never heard a grown ass man scream so loud and high pitched; it sent you into another laughing fit. You fell on the floor howling in laughter, to the point you were snorting. You finally looked up to Jungkook towering over you, his arms crossed, and glaring at you. He starts mocking your laughter, “Hahaha sooo funny.” He sarcastically says. “Whatcha gonna do about it?” You start to stand up and mock him as well by matching his demeanor. He takes a step towards you, and so you do as well. Both of you repeat this until both of you are chest to chest. Jungkook looks straight into your eyes and glares at you until he grabs your face in his hands and starts giving you pecks all over your face. This of course catches you off guard, but it doesn’t mean you weren't enjoying it of course. “You looked so cute when you snorted.” He says, pausing momentarily before continuing his actions. You start giggling again, trying to push him off you. “Jungkook, get off.” You continue to laugh since it was starting to tickle, “Never!” Jungkook yells, grabbing you and picking you up in bride style, only to place you on the couch and start tickling you. “Jungkook stop! I’m going to pee myself!” You yell, only for him to continue to tickle you. “Nope, not until you apologize!” Jungkook declares. You of course were stubborn, weren’t going to apologize for it. “Never!” Jungkook doesn’t give you a break from tickling you, to the point you were afraid you were going to quite literally pee yourself from laughing so hard. You were considering your options and apologizing was sounding pretty good. So, you swallowed your pride and started yelling apologies as fast as you could. “For what?” Jungkook asks, making you roll your eyes. “For scaring you earlier! Now please stop before I pee myself!” At this point tears were dripping from your eyes from laughing. “Only because you asked nicely.” Jungkook finally stops and smirks at you. It takes you a minute to catch your breath before you can speak again. “Fuck. You. Jungkook.” You say in between each breath, making Jungkook chuckle. He picked you up, only to lay back down on the couch, but you were laying on his chest. He grabbed the remote and started to look for a movie to watch. He settled on a Disney movie, which made you chuckle. “Shush.” Jungkook shuts you down before you could even get started. It was moments like these that made those hard days better, that made your dull day bright. It made it worth it. You were so lucky to be able to date him.

[seaoflove07]

Love Planted a Rose 🌹

~ Dark ~

• Artwork by The Drawables •

Full Art Cover and Story Description, Here.

OCXCanon. 🔪 Azusa & Christine’s Story. 🌹

Fan Fiction Written by Me.

Fandom: Diabolik Lovers.

⚠️⚠️ Self-harm and Blood. ⚠️⚠️

There was Blood.

So much Blood.

In this dark room.

Only a little moonlight was shining through.

I see a young man, with a knife in his hand.

I can’t see his face clearly, he doesn’t look at me.

He just stares at his arm, he looks lost in his thoughts… 

*Stab, Stab* 

Christine: (He’s cutting his arm!…)

“Stop! What are you doing?”

(He still doesn't look at me, he‘s staring at his bloody arm…)

Young Man: “Justin… you seem… happy now… Fufu… I'll do more…”

*Stab, Stab*

Young Man: “Fufufu… Hahaha… it feels wonderful…”

She moves closer to him.

Christine: “Please stop doing this to yourself…We need to treat your arm.”

The young man turns his gaze to her.

Christine: (There is sadness in those violet eyes. Even though he was just laughing a minute ago…)

Young Man: … …

He grabs her wrist and stabs her arm.

Christine: “AAAH!”

Christine wakes up scared. She looks and touches her arm while breathing heavily. It was the same dream she's been having these past two weeks, with the same young man. She can’t tell his physical appearance clearly because of the darkness of the room. Only his violet eyes were always clear when he looked at her. She doesn't understand why these nightmares started to happen at the beginning of the summer.

She wished she could sleep in longer since she was off from work but these bad dreams were waking her up every day really early in the morning, and it was hard for her to go back to sleep. Christine looks at the time. She gets out of bed. It was 6:30 in the morning. Since she can't sleep, she goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth and takes a shower.

*TimeSkip*

She comes downstairs and sees her Mother and Father in the kitchen.

Christine: “Good Morning.”

She said smiling and kissing both her parents on the cheek.

Mother: “Good morning, Christine. Your coffee and breakfast are already on the table, go eat before it gets cold.”

Christine: “Thank you, Mom. You're the best.”

As a grown 20-year-old woman who's still living with her parents, she never felt ashamed of that. She loves her parents and her brother who is 18 years old. He also lives with them. She is very close to her family. She has always told herself that she will move out of her parent's house on the day she will get married one day. She doesn’t see that happening anytime soon since her jerk ex-boyfriend lied, cheated, and left her for another woman, leaving her heartbroken. Because of that relationship, she has bad trust issues. She feels that every man will treat her the way Mark did. So she decided not to date anyone for the time being. Lots of men have asked her out, but she has declined all of them. She doesn’t want a new relationship at the moment. All she wants is to focus on working, saving money, and spending time with her family and friends. That’s all she needs now and nothing else. Having a relationship is pointless, it will bring you pain and disappointments.

She sits down to eat her breakfast.

Father: “Christine, I would like to talk to you about something.”

Christine: “Yes, Dad?”

Father: “Darling, I found a good opportunity for you. A Month ago at work, I met this businessman. He’s a wealthy man. One of my coworkers told him, I have a hard-working daughter. He is hiring a young woman to help out in both mansions where his sons live. You will be working four days in one mansion and one day in the other.”

Christine: “Huh? So he’s looking for a housekeeper for his son's mansions? I’ll pass! I have nothing against that job, but… I love working with the children at the Elementary School. Once my two weeks vacation is over, I’m gonna work at the summer program.”

Father: “Darling… The payment will be double the money that you get paid from the school, plus the job is in Japan and you will be staying there for three months. Your flight will be paid and you will have your own bedroom and bathroom. You will also have weekends off to do as you please.”

Christine: (Shocked! This seems too good to be true. Plus going to Japan has always been a dream of mine...)

Father: “Going to Japan with a new job and meeting new people will do you good, and you’ll be able to make good money in the process. I’m not gonna obligate you to take the job but I will advise you to don't let this opportunity pass.”

Christine: “Dad, what's the name of this businessman? And which of your coworkers told him about me?”

Father: “It was Tony, and I'm glad he did, you need this opportunity. I did have a conversation with this businessman. His name is Karlheinz, and I made sure that you will be in good hands. Christine, after your breakup with Mark, it broke my heart to see you suffer like you did. I don’t ever want to see you go through that again.”

Christine: “I'm sorry Dad, that you had to see me like that. I am better now and I have moved on with my life.”

Father: “You and I both know very well that you haven't healed from the breakup. Christine, you are my sunshine and it saddens me to see a dark cloud surrounding you.”

Suddenly I see my dad's eyes get watery. I got emotional but I pretended I was fine, and held back the tears. I faked a smile.

Christine: “Dad I promise I'm okay now and happy. All thanks to you and Mom. I love you both so much.”

Christine truly meant her words. If it wasn't for her parent's support she doesn't know what would have become of her.

“And… You are right, this is a good opportunity and I always wanted to visit Japan. I’ll take the job.”

Father: “You made the right decision Christine. I am happy you are taking this job. All you have to do is read and fill out this form and you will be set. You leave next Friday.” 

Christine: (I am a little excited about this. Though I'm nervous about traveling alone, plus I won't see my family and close friends for three months! But her Dad is right, I needs this. Being out of this hometown and doing something new will be a new experience for me…)

One Week Later. Thursday Night.

- Nightmare -

She ran as fast as she could. This time it wasn't in a room but instead in a dark hallway. She can hear footsteps and laughter behind her.

Young Man: “Fufufu… I don't mind… playing hide and seek… Fufufu…”

Christine keeps running not looking back.

- He grabs her from behind -

Young Man: “Gotcha…”

He whispered in her ear.

“You can never escape from me… I will always find you…”

Christine: “Let go of me!”

He pushed her to the floor, pulling out a knife.

Christine: “Oww…”

Young Man: “You are the chosen Rose… You must bleed for us… The time has come… for you and me… to inflict pain on each other…”

When he said those words I looked up at him. No clear image of him, the hallway was too dark. Only violet eyes staring down at me.

- He gets on top of her, grips her neck, and stabs her heart -

Christine: “AAAAAAAAH!”

Mother: “Christine! Wake up!”

She wakes up crying.

Mother: “You’re ok, it's just a dream. Breath honey. I'm here.”

Her Mom hugs her.

Christine: “Mom, It felt so real! A guy attacked and stabbed me. I've been dreaming about this same guy for two weeks now!”

She continues to cry.

Mother: “It was just a nightmare, Christine. You are all right. Ever since your breakup with Mark, you have been fearing men and thinking they are all gonna hurt you.”

She breaks the hug.

Christine: “Mom! This has nothing to do with Mark or the breakup!”

Mother: “Shh, not another word Christine. It is 3 in the morning and I came here because your screams woke me up. I thought something bad happened to you for real. Now try going back to sleep. You have a long flight ahead of you later today. You are gonna need good energy.”

Christine: “… I'm sorry, Mom…”

Monologue

As I watched my Mom leave my room.

I can still feel the knife ripping my heart.

Making it bleed.

Violet eyes still haunted my dreams.

Is this a warning sign?

Of something bad coming my way?

My hands began to shake.

— TO BE CONTINUED —

• Picrew • Oc Introduction •

[thelostdisaster82]

So once again ……

It all makes sense! From the white sand in my bed and only my side of the bed sheets comforter and mattress and pillows all wet the water next to the bed every time I get up in the middle of the night. My neighbor who knows a bunch of useless knowledge or at least pretends he does,. To me when they get talking I tone them out but for some reason there are few things my brain remembers….

1.“dry drowning.”

(When this airway closure happens and no water goes into your lungs, that’s technically dry drowning, explains Dr. Milk. “The injury happens from a lack of air and asphyxiation.”)

2. reflex called a laryngeal spasm.

3. Pulmonary edema

(causes you to have trouble breathing or experience frightening sensations like shortness of breath and chest tightness. “Liquid, or fluid, is actually in your airway,” he continues. “You’re kind of drowning in your own fluid, even though you’re not in the water.”)

4. Heavy, persistent coughing.

Shortness of breath or trouble breathing.

Fever

Dry mouth or foaming at mouth

Skin discoloration

So my neighbor old roommate was at his house grant u we haven’t seen her in few months since we had falling out bcuz I’m pretty sure she was screwing my husband . I called her out on it and she quit coming around or speaking to us. Or me at least I thought.

When we went over there she pops off with

Drowning would be a shitty way to die. I mean u just can’t breathe screw that. … i mean the cops done took my truck spray it down looking for blood on it couldn’t pin shit on us anyhow so fuck it!

My husband like ya hahaha

My neighbor says right then …

My neighbor starts going on about pulmonary edema Heavy, persistent coughing. Shortness of breath… their lungs fill up and they just quit breathing. Your lungs stop functioning correctly.

Idk wth the whole conversation ever came from bout drowning or anything and I was just completely flabbergasted.

And it hit me like a ton of bricks today.

My husband always telling me he gonna kill me and make it look like accident.

This would be exactly that. Im not a smoker yet when I walk from bedroom to bathroom im outta breathe my skin color has been off kinda grayish white and I feel like I’ve got something stuck in my throat all the time and I can’t seem to drink enough and Always have extremely dry mouth. Fevers on and off and the absolutely worst headache of my life and my legs and stomach and face are swollen.

The sad part is I just don’t fucking understand why someone who has done absolutely everything I could possibly do for him and yet he would want to hurt me like that? Craziness! It breaks my whole heart. Why would he do that to me? I know the other two people are fucked up sick twisted mf who I still ain’t scared of. Any man that has to sleep with pistol on his chest has some pretty fucked up demons and he says he shoots when they run well coward if ur gonna shoot me ur gonna look at me when u do it cuz I am not afraid to die….do me a favor but knowing the person u love would devise a plan like that? And as far as the fat bitch….I thought u was my friend but all u are is left overs has beens …with bleached out crotch panties….leave that shit at ur own house oh that’s right ……u don’t have one u lost it! I used to feel sorry for u but now I know why ur best friend friend fucked ur bf it’s called karma for doing the same to someone who didn’t even know ur ass yet I made ur bf look like bitch n took ur truck back left him on side of gas station looking like Edna bcuz u had to move out and he had taken ur truck. But it’s all good ! U will always be third wheel in ur threesomes…mf laugh at u bout ur sad notes u wrote them bout being third wheel … but my own husband to stoop down to this is beyond me. Gag is up Check mate mfs u lose….I’ll always be smarter than u! Not to mention I am Not a Holy person but I’m perfectly protected by my God! So kick rocks and eat fish heads…if something happens to me they know where to go!