#I respect u

[adoreyor]

i saw someone once say twiyor shippers treat twiyor like how fujoshis treat yaoi and at first i was like ‘ehhh thats not me’ but after reading that chapter and freaking out about them sitting near each other… yeah

[starker1975]

Peter orders a sexbot Tony Stark and it's great, Peter gets fucked exactly the way he wants. Only, there is a malfunction and the bot doesn't stop, and it's incredibly strong so Peter has to really struggle to get out of its grip. But while he struggles, he comes again and again and it's tiring him out. He passes out after the fifth, but when he wakes up the bot is still going, once again fucking him into oblivion. So he basically gets fucked until the bot's battery drains 👀

❤

Poor Peter!! 🥺(😈) That’s such a cruel thing to do to him!! (🥵😵‍💫🤑)

And what if he’s lying there on the floor of his apartment in a pool of his own sweat, tears, and come… and the real Tony comes to check on him? He’s worried since Peter hasn’t been to the lab in a few days… hasn’t logged into the Stark network via his suit or any of his tech.

Tony pulls the dead bot off Peter who’s barely conscious, scoops him up and puts him to bed. Stays over until Peter’s awake, and at first Peter thinks he’s hallucinating. But he soon realizes he’s got the real Mr. Stark in his bedroom.

Then it clicks, what Mr. Stark has seen. He is utterly ashamed and humiliated. He believes Tony is disgusted with him, only stayed out of obligation but will now leave and never speak to him again. Take everything away.

“I’m so sorry, sir. I’m so sorry. Please forget this ever happened. I didn’t mean—” he can’t even finish the sentence because it’s a lie. He meant it when he searched the product, then selected the version he wanted, entered his credit card information, submitted the order… No excuse.

But all Tony does is smooth Peter’s matted hair back from his face and feed him water, and say, “All you had to do was ask, Pete. Could’ve saved you—what is it they’re charging for these things?” A quick tap of his glasses tells him. “Three grand? Huh… mildly insulting. But nonetheless. Whaddaya say?”

Peter’s mind is spinning. “Wh-what?”

“How about I show you the real thing?” Tony clarifies. “I can’t go for days, but I think I could wreck you just the same within a few hours. Give or take.”

[dorianepin]

:)

[peppidableppi]

gingerbrave, strawberry, wizard, and basically everyone else at like the very final boss at the end of the game:

gingerbrave: okay guys, this is gonna be tough. but I believe in us! we've gotten this far, and I know we can pull thro-

wizard cookie: avada kedavra.

ginger brave: ...wizard cookie, I love you, but I don't think they're gonna die that easil- okay you just killed someone.

[n0phis]

Meow >:(

to genuinely clarify in the face of this funny ask, i ADORE cats and have cleared out, fostered and ultimately adopted out dozens of cats from stray and barn colonies. its just the concept of willingly putting a cat outdoors (or 'adopting' strays that show up to be your barn/outdoor cats) that is inherently cruel! theyre all good kitties, and most can easily be rehabilitated and become loving housecats

[wanderingpages]

Lmaooo I been fucking w Roman era bill skarsgard since u said so from the start lol the gif set of the teddy bear and him on the carousel, when u wrote the oak and Jude carnival fic??? Chef kiss and then that random time u were like the exhibition fic is Anna de armis and bill skarsgard lmaooooooo and like shit w him smoking and all the blood like bro that our dark cardan on god. Him in a suit?? Ceo cardan idk. Him snorting lines in the bathroom?? Rockstar cardan probably at some point. And come on …,… “it’s a shame your my sister” as he proceeds to fuck her 😭😭😭 gentle sins I’m waiting for u

LMAOOOO THE ANA DE ARMAS ONE 😭😭😭

[souji-upseta]

i dont really feel like doing this all over again for tumblr so here's my twt info for tumblurnbg. i don't rly use any other socmed tho im trying to get back on discord.

i answer to two ducks ("popcorn" and "ritalin"), three more alleged ducks (collectively known as "the bowling pins"), and a meowy cat ("astoria"). additionally, i'm legally required to let consumers know that i may contain chemicals known to the state of california to cause cancer.

mostly tloz totk rn, tho my home fandom is persona. ✨️

additional fandoms i might make Words abt:

ffxv

code geass

attack on titan

breaking bad and better call saul

kingdom hearts

bojack horseman

unfortunately, danganronpa

pokemon

evangelion

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[robiniswriting]

david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

[thesingingrevolution]

people with this pfp are menaces

[morganpdf]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[sculkshrieking]

redrew my favorite Saw IV scene

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

[heynhay]

very respectfully countering the anguish of this post by @sourcabbages with my own take

[hinamie]

new limited edition firefighter spacesuit hazmat itfs just dropped