#I swear this was funny in my head

[wolfgirl-valentine]

He only wanted a cute selfie for his phone wallpaper but his boyfriend has stars for eyes u_u

A little idea I wanted to do for a time but finally tried to draw, I really liked how it turned out! I originally wanted to make the last image more detailed but I can't get the expressions right, so…

[keistance]

me before dracula daily when the night nyquil spills out of my mouth: oh fuck

me after: mina adn her polycule would think i am like dracula

[glitchedcosmos]

Yeah he’s fine.

[teaboot]

[tagerrkix]

WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

[weirdglassthing]

Arghh I’ve looked at this too long and ruined it for myself but I love them somuch

Aww, family truly is the greatest OH NO THE GROUND

Bonus: Lineart + (my homemade) pose refs under cut!!

[majimasleftasscheek]

💒 pt. 5

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[beefdogcoffee]

you know what'd be really fucking funny? gusu history lessons with the new generation (re: lan sizhui, lan jingyi, jin ling, ouyang zizhen)

jin ling asking jiang cheng about if yunmeng jiang truly was eradicated almost to extinction, lan jingyi asking lan xichen about the burning down of the library, but most importantly:

lan sizhui, approaching wei wuxian: wei-qianbei! i apologise for being so direct, but was there really someone who could melt spiritual cores? and, if someones core was melted, would restoration be possible?

wei wuxian, freezing up:

wen ning who was nearby, dropping the radishes he was carrying:

[king-crawler]

Does anyone else think it’s ironic that Turbo specializes in T-boning people

THATS LITERALLY HIS BRAND.

[kath-colonthree]

@squawq7

[lively-run-away]

these drawings were done like a year and a half ago. like 2 month or so after the ultra deluxe version released. i was too busy doing assessments but i needed to draw him to cope with the work.

i kept thinking " ah i'll sketch it down and redraw a better version of these jokes" and then i never did so here you go. mostly just me making fun of the limitations that stanely must face as a little video game guy.

[saltlog]

[machiavellli]

Also if Morgan Elsbeth, who I highly doubt took STEM classes on Dathomir, can be a space engineer just because “duh logic” then nasa has to hire me.

[onlyswan]

I have a question for in which jk. I wanna ask what is his favorite thing about oc

“want to know a secret…? come closer.” jungkook chuckles. “____ is my favorite person, right? so naturally, everything would be my favorite… hmm, yeah. that’s right- everything.”

he nods to himself, but then goes quiet for a moment.

he perks up. “although… baby!”

“what?!”

“come here!”

you pad across the other side of the apartment, still busy with smearing butter on your toast. you stand infront of his figure sitting on the couch, and you ask him without bothering to look. “what is it?”

he grins playfully. “i love you.”

the confession catches you by surprise, and he watches it happen— how your face lights up the same way the sun rises every morning. warm and kind and tender. your eyes become a little wider, but then you smile until it reaches them, and the corners crinkle in the cutest way possible.

“i love you, too.”

“are you seeing that? one of my favorite things.”

“huh?” you look over to the side he’s facing, eyebrows knitting in confusion. “are you talking to a ghost?!”

[ducktales-and-ducks]

[poopylumpkins]

Some more sillies—got lazy w/ the animation so I didnt color or add any bg 😝😝 thought the audio was so them coded

+ here’s a question, what are like some hc voices for Narilamb?

I think Mao Mao for Nari but idk abt Lamb, I think I don’t like the idea of them having an overtly feminine or masc voice, if that makes any sense, but I don’t have a good idea of what that voice would be ??

I think I said Raine Owl House to myself before. But tbh idkk

also

Cooking rn 🐑..