#I used my tictok for once

[friendlyneighborhoodyanderenerd]

Chapter 1: Welcome to the Island

(Art not by me but by eavee_ry on TicTok)

Ok, before you read this, I just wanted to say. Do not judge me, I wanted a ghost hearm. For the sake of my sanity, everyone is aged up to 18. I had fun writing this one and hope you guys enjoy.

TW:Lots of death, obsessive behavior, absolute fucking cringe.

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After Zeke's death, everything started. At first, I wasn't aware of what was going on. No one wanted to tell me about his murder. So when I woke up the night after his death to him laying on top of my chest, I thought nothing of it. Zeke had a habit of coming into my cabin and just cuddling with me out of fear, so I just figured the reason he was gone, because he got lost in the woods and when he came back was scared to get lost again. Waking up that morning, he was gone. I figured he went to get food, but when I got there, he wasn't there. I had asked Duncken, the only other person in the canteen, if he had seen Zeke, but all I got from him was a horrified look. Then, seemingly at random, the other campers started to come up to me asking me to help find Zeke, giving the excuse of playing Hide and Seek, his favorite game. So I would help them, and find him in the oddest spots. He would jump out and hug me excited.

Then came Lindsy. Apparently the night of her death I was so deep in sleep, I didn’t hear the chaos of the killer outside the cabins. Later in the night, I felt a hand gently going through my hair along with the weight of Zeke on top of me. From what I could see looking up, it was Lindsy, I couldn't see her very well, but the smell of cherry blossoms was the only real identification to it being her. Between the two of them, I started sleeping really well after this, and they would visit me every night, especially, when there has been a killing.

Next was Sadie. Katie and Sadie never, and I mean Never apart. So, when Katie came back to camp without Sadie that made, real suspicious of what was going on here. Katie said Sadie got lost, and she couldn't find her. That didn’t sound right. The only thing with this was, I couldn't understand why she would lie to me. And after I saw Sadie near my door that next night, I thought, maybe Katie didn’t lie, but then I didn't see them together the next day. It worried me.

The last one that made me aware of what was happening was Justen. The two of us were walking together, when he suddenly stopped talking. I went looking for him without anyone noticing. I still have what I saw ingrained into my mind. There was a man over Justen, cutting his face off. I hid from the man. All I could think about at that moment was ‘Is this what they were hiding from me?’ but then I think about how I have seen my friends every night. ‘But did I really?’ Thinking about it, each night, it has been too dark to really see them, I could only guess it was them. I could smell Lindsy’s perfume, I saw Zeke’s face, and I could only see the silhouette of Sadie. If the case was they are dead.. ‘Who was I seeing?’

I needed to know who I was seeing, so the next night, I pretended to fall asleep. It took hours, and by god I really did almost fall asleep. But then, I felt a shift in my bunk. A weight was placed on top of me, Zeke. I had put a flashlight under the blanket where my hand was, so once i’m ready I could turn it on. Soon after I felt the weight I heard the door open, after a short moment I felt a hand gentle, run through my hair, Lindsy. The door opening made me realize Zeke didn’t come through the door. After a bit more of waiting, I felt watched, but before I started to move I heard Justin's voice, which if it wasn't for me trying to keep calm I would have freaked out. A quiet conversation broke out between Zeke, Sadie and Justin. I could only really hear when Zeke replied. They seemed to be talking about me, that’s all I could get from Zeke. They seemed to be talking about my day. Primarily the bad things, but they completely missed me witnessing Justin's murrder. I guess that is a good thing.

So now I'm here. Too scared to pull off my plane and just try to seem asleep. They don’t seem to be able to tell I'm not asleep, which for this moment is good. Mustering up all my courage, I pretend to sturr awake like I have done many times before. They become quiet, and I look around, like every time I have woken up before. Seeing each shadow, I get nervous to do this. I don’t know what I'll see, it's anything at all but I need to know. So, taking what little curgere I had left, and getting ready to sprint away if necessary, I make a quick, unexpected move to grab my flashlight and shine it in a way to light up the whole room. What I saw made me want to hurl. Between all the gore, and grotesque appearance of my “Friends' ' I could see that they were surprised at what I had done. I made a move to run. In their shock, I was able to get out and run to the boys cabin. In fear, I slipped into Geoff’s bunk.

I woke him up, but at that moment I didn’t care, I was scared that my cabin wouldn't work right now. “Hey, hey are you ok?” I look up at him and shake my head no. He just nods and holds me close.

Hours have passed, and I still can’t sleep. Every little noise, every little shift of the bed, prevents me from going to sleep. Every little thing made me cling to Goeff more. The image of what I saw still stains my mind. Out of all 4 of them, Zeke was what got to me the most. He was lying on top of me, but he was all chopped up. Every night, I could only see his face, but looking at him all the way, his head was cut off, his legs and arms were chopped in 4’s. His eyes were so dead. I still don’t fully know what was happening, but I know they're dead, and that thought terrifies me.

[dannyphantom-justiceleauge]

I kinda wanna see a fic where a civilian, maybe retired military, accidentally kills the Joker in self-defense. Like, this man was just minding his own damn business, maybe he's new in town, & the Joker runs across him & decided to try & use him for one of his schemes so, thinking that he can take the slightly older, overweight gentleman, attacks the guy, but dudeman, like... pulls out a Glock 43 & *bang* roadkill.

However, I think the central focus of such a fic should be on the reactions of everyone else to this turn of events.

Like, no avoiding it. All tests say the body is the Joker's. There was no tampering involved. The Clown Prince is dead.

I kinda wanna see Gotham create a holiday in the civilian's name. A festival even. Legends are already being told of the galant "Bob Smith" or whatever & how he ended the clowns reign of terror once & for all. Like, absolute revelry!

Jason is just enjoying the hell out of it while Bats is sulking away at home, trying to look into Bob Smith & finding jack damnit. Other than being ex-military with 37 confirmed kills & a Concealed Carry permit (maybe a report of small town shoplifting or underage drinking/smoking once or twice, but after starting boot camp, that all dropped off the map), he was completely clean.

Just your Average Joe who happened to believe in the Second Amendment & practiced it freely.

Literally, his middle name is "Joesaia."

Besides, it'd be the biggest FU to the Joker's legacy that you could possibly imagine.

Remember episode 7 of Batman the Animated Series, Joker's Favour, where at the end, Charlie Collins pulls the wool over the Joker's eyes. The rant about how having a mediocre death was one of the Joker's greatest fears?

Like, imagine the Joker laying out on the ground, bleeding out, his body growing colder, & flashing back to that moment & slowly realizing that he was going to die. To some... Nick Nobody! That Batman was not going to save him this time because last he heard (which was not even an hour ago), the Caped Crusader was all the way on the other side of the world on some Justice Jockies mission.

Then, nothing. He dies with a deep frown on his face.

It'd be incredible!

i'm thinking of the professional goon from those redpanda tictoks as our joe normal.

and i def appreciate the joker dying to something as mundane as a citizen defending themselves. part of me want to push how mundane the death could be though. i feel like somewhere in the comics joker may have died of cancer, from them chemicals. i also just have the mental image of a stone gargoyle falling and killing him loony toons style.

i think it would be more important alternatively if there wasn't a holiday or something that big about the joker dying. in the injustice game, the joker saw the future and realized that no one remembered him or his reign of terror. that was something he was far more afraid of. less the mundane death and more, being considered mundane at all. he's a narcissist, he wants to be acknowledged as important.

so giving a day to joe normal while, probably interestesting for joe, would be giving too much power to the jokers memory in my opinion. at the end of the day he was just a shitty terrorist with a gimmick. yes there should be a memorial to his victims, yes people are relieved and will call joe normal a hero. jason will probably even shake his hand and drink a toast to him on holidays. but i'd want the joker to fade to nothing in the gotham's zeitgeist. there is always other criminals, so why should they care about the dead one once he's gone - hestia

[abdlgossipblog]

I’ve seen tic toks of kidden from other accounts I ever saw the one posted on my local hunting pedofile pages… so

dear kidden,

You think your “inner child healing” is cute you think it’s innocent, at first I didn’t care post whatever make yourself look stupid…now I do care you have made my community look absolutely terrible, words can’t describe how much I hate you. You have made your content reach the facebooks of people near me one my friend even follows that’s known for local peds…now it I go out in a onesie with a skirt you’ve worn on a tic tok it may click in some people’s head that I associate with your dumb ass doings. You’ve made this community look absolutely awful your at Riley’s level or even worse at this point. Your public exposure is not ok,you have been the person to once again come and ruin it for me and maybe even others. From the paci up your pussy,to the pacifer at Comic-Con,to this tictok that has been viewed 4 million times, you are truly one of the dumbest content creators there is to be…even dumber then rearz and there bad advertising… what will the owners of my local and non local dongens think? We all ready have it rough enough trying to push them to accept us so thanks for the push back. I’m begging you to just stop please…

Sincerely

A little who dosnt like everything to be exposed…

[popcorn-plots]

TW: mentions of robbery, break-ins, gun-violence, just general violence and drunk people.

Things People Say (The Accidental Killer prologue)

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People see things on the news all the time. It’s part of life. You’re scrolling through Instagram, TicTok -whatever is popular right now- and you see stories about people getting shot, people breaking into other people’s homes, muggings on the street, homeless people dying of frostbite. I could go on and on with lists of the ‘Things People See’, but that’s not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about the ‘Things People Say.’

You see, people, like you and me- we see things all the time. At school, at home, on the streets. I once saw a man on the subway, totally stoned and singing a very-off key rendition of ‘All I want for Christmas is You’ by Mariah Carey. This was last year, in May, guys. Anyways, I saw that Drunk Subway Guy on my way to school one morning. I got off the train and the moment I crossed the threshold into that Great and Spacious Building called Eastern Bluebird High School, I booked it to my closest friend and laughed my way through an explanation.

Yeah, you see what happened. I talked. Everyone talks! It’s how we found out about Mr. Gardes’ retirement; the newest -and most popular- fashion trends; the candy that gave Carl Meikans food poisoning and got him MIA for a week and a half; Natalie Evans’ newest boy-toy – it’s all just gossip, really. But gossip and the ‘Things People Say’ are two different things. When someone finds a news article, a video, anything that falls under the category of ‘Things People See’, they share it with their friends and go, “I’m glad that’s not me.” or “Ha, as if that would ever happen to us,” or, better yet, my favorite one: “I can’t believe ‘such-and-such’ is going on ‘wherever-out-there’. I’m just glad we’re safe!”

Guys, gals, non-binary pals, whoever is reading this story right now, welcome to the world of ‘Things People Say’.

Now, in case you were wondering, this ‘Things People Say’ category really does have everything to do with this plot, because a while back, I heard about a serial killer on the loose in Baltimore. 

The whole school did. It was all the rage: a serial killer whose signature style is car crashes and who has been steadily making his way across the country, from Canada to Washington and now, Maryland. I, being young, naive, and like most of the vast population of Bluebird High, turned to my best friend, laughed nervously, and said a dumb rendition of a ‘Thing People Say’: 

“We’re fine! Baltimore’s not even close- besides, what would a serial killer want with a stupid high school in the middle of Manhattan?”

Lots of things, actually, starting with a senior named Christopher Russel (although we didn’t know it at the time).

title is still tbd and so is the characters and writing style (it's going to be rewritten in a kind of epistolary format) and the serial killer has a different MO and signature. this is also the book that started out as an avengers fanfiction and is now an original story, so I need to rework characteristics and names.

[karen-anti-r-cml]

May 3, 2023: Jenna Barbee, a Teacher at Winding Waters K-8 in Brooksville, Florida Barbee alleged at a School Board meeting a parent, who also serves on the School Board, Reported her for the showing Disney's movie “Strange World” to her Students.

May 13, 2023: She posted to TicTok stating she is now being Investigated by her School and the Florida's Education Department after showing the movie to her 5th grade Students

The Crime she committed, showing a PG Movie about a Family of Explorers which happens to have an openly gay character. 

Ethan Clade, has a crush on another boy and mentioned it once at the start of the movie and never talks about the crush again.

In her TikTok video, she said the parent who reported her accused her of indoctrinating students about LGBTQ identities and compromising students’ safety. 

She said “Is a character in the movie LGBTQ? Absolutely. Is that why I showed it? No.”

and

“This is the Public Education System, where Students from all backgrounds, cultures and religions are welcomed and should be celebrated and represented. I am not and never would indoctrinate anyone to follow my beliefs, I will, however, always be a safe person to come to who spreads the message of kindness, positivity and compassion for everyone.”

At the School Board Meeting, she identified the Board Member as shannon rodriguez. 

rodriguez responded accusing Barbee of...

“stripping the innocence” of her 10-year-old child by screening the film. 

“It is not a teacher’s job to impose their beliefs upon a child: religious, sexual orientation, gender identity, any of the above. Movies such as this assist Teachers in opening a door … for conversations that have no place in our classrooms.”

Adding...

"As a leader in this community, I’m not going to stand by and Allow This Minority To Infiltrate Our Schools.”

FYI: Not only is Ethan Clade LGBTQ+, he's also Biracial 

I wish it didn't, but this is kind of how I thought she would look...

Republican Jimmy Lodato was on the School Board, before rodriguez who is a Republican-Confederate MAGA Loyalist and backed by blaise ingoglia, State Representative

rodriguez did not win the Election on Merit, she won with influence, money and lies

Ingoglia, sources say has used his Government Gone Wild PAC to spend upwards of a half-million dollars smearing Lodato,

They accused Lodato of not being a Republican (meaning not the right kind of republican) and wrong for the Children of Hernando County. Per the way of R-CML without proof he was accused of intentionally allowing pornographic material in School Libraries, forced children to wear masks, and allowed an accused sex offender to work at Suncoast Elementary School.

Lodato did not responded to the in-kind, instead he stuck with promoting his platform and propping up the half-cent sales tax he spearheaded during the last election.

June 2022: Lodato Endorsed by...

Barbee, a first-year teacher, said she showed her students the science-fiction movie because it tied in to her class’s science lessons, and she was also looking to give her students a break after a full day of standardized testing.

She added that she received signed permission slips from parents to show her students PG-rated films at the beginning of the school year. 

May 18, 2023: A District Spokesperson told 8 On Your Side the District had 150 unfilled instructional positions.

So they're really not in a position to lose more 50 Teachers, But...

June 1, 2023: Jenna Barbee is 1 of nearly 50 Teachers planning to Resign from the district, according to a Hernando County Schools Spokesperson

Florida is bond to lose even more Teachers due to Fascism taking over the State.

[flwrkisses]

bringing txt home for christmas.

hello my lovelies! i hope you guys had a beautiful christmas! mine was amazing! so, i'm puerto rican and im basing this off my experience of what christmas is like in my own family home. hopefully some if not all of you can relate and imagine christmas with the boys through this!

genre: fluff, holiday themed, established relationship.

✧*:･ﾟyeonjun

he is quite literally going to be the talk of the holiday. he's so charming and sweet to all your family and friends that they all just fall in love with him too.

of course your younger cousins/ siblings love him, he's so cool and hip. he's probably doing tictok dances with them while you catch up with the rest of them.

he makes dad jokes with older people in your family that he knows will make them laugh.

for games like white elephant or secret santa he would be so into! he would put so much effort into the game and make others laugh with his expressions.

one thing is for sure, this boy is EATING. he's eating so well, and compliments who ever made the food. he's so adorable and happy with all the food around.

when it comes to affection he's respectful of your parents so he's not as touchy as he usually is but still does things like wrap an arm around you or kiss your cheek.

he of course gets your parents thoughtful gifts, especially if he's met them before he'll get them something he thinks they would actually want/use. he probably spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to get them too. he definitely thinks gift cards are an easy out.

when it comes to gifting to you, he's very thoughtful. it's probably something you mentioned liking months ago. you even forgot about it, so seeing that he remembered and got it for you means even more than anything.

✧*:･ﾟsoobin

he's the ideal boy to bring home for the holidays. he's so sweet and respectful, overall the perfect boy every parent would want for their child so, of course he shoots a big home run with all your family. they like him so much they even start asking you about possible wedding dates.

firstly he makes sure you're in the spirit of the holiday by buying you guys annoying matching ugly sweaters. he'd be kinda shy about it when people pointed it out, but he should have expected it when he bought them.

if he sees your cousins playing with a switch he'd probably watch until he felt comfortable to actually sit and play with them regardless of age.

he's definitely trying a little bit of every food that had been brought. probably the older women in your family would be feeding him because he's such a cutie when he eats literally feeding him is so pleasing.

of course you guys are getting the awkward posed picture in front of the tree so your parents can post it on facebook the next day. like it's such a funny picture with you and soobin doing that weird prom back-hug pose with two tight lipped smile. he'd like the horrible picture so much that he would have it aa his lock screen for about 3 months.

ah yes soob gets along with your family pet. because duh why wouldn't he? he's so gentle and just wants to cuddle it because yes.

at first he kinda sticks to you because of the large amount of new people he was meeting. once he gets a bit more comfortable he's probably hanging with your cool cousins and the family friends you love.

he's nervous about the gift exchange so he gets your parents a pretty nice gift card with quite the chunk of money to a store he knows they both would enjoy. and as for you... he wanted something that you could tell meant something to him, so he would get you something like a simple gold locket with a teeny tiny picture of the two of you in it that he hopes you like.

✧*:･ﾟbeomgyu

OH HE TOOK THE NIGHT WITH HIM! just like yeonjun he was the talk of the night! your family would love him! especially if they were loud like him. beomgyu would be so in his element, meeting people that you resemble and winning them over so cheekily.

he's so cool all your little cousins/ nieces and nephews want to play games with him. they literally became obsessed with him, and of course just because they're children he still wont let them win.

he will totally sit in front of the tree with you and play the guessing game as to what was in each neatly wrapped present. some of your presents he would take and shake gently just so he gets an "accurate" guess. you guys probably make a bet out of it. you end up owing him 20 bucks.

gift giving with beomgyu is very thought out, he is definitely one to spoil you even if it's just silly little gifts to make you laugh. some of them are silly but a good couple of them are actual functional things he knew you wanted.

he joins in on your family traditions no matter how  ridiculous it light seem to an outsider. he doesn't ask much questions and goes along with it and really enjoys them.

something tells me that he's amazing at wrapping gifts and making them look pretty. he's also good at decorating despite how chaotic he might be so he loves to help your family with things like that.

when it comes to gifting to your parents he'a very excited about it, he's someone who probably likes to get people clothes. so he probably got them some cute outfits he thinks they would like.

bringing beomgyu home is just overall so heavenly, and especially worth it when you see his bright smile as he opens his gifts that he's been trying hard to guess at all night.

✧*:･ﾟtaehyun

AHH!! perfect boyfriend!! literally he's the definition of the man you want to take home to your parents. everyone literally falls in love with him, he's perfect.

he goes out and talks to family members of yours that he hasn't seen or met before. he holds meaningful conversations and mingles around well with everyone to the point where you're kinda like ok guys lol when can i have my bf back lol.

at first he might be a bit shy when your family pulls out the karaoke machine but eventually he'd warm up to everyone and sing a couple songs with your friends or close cousins.

taehyun does not pass up the opportunity to try all types of food, he even talks to the cooks in your family about their own recipes and life hacks with food. he'd be so happy tasting all types of new and/or familiar food to him and even ask to take some home with him.

when he finally gets the moment he would pull you to a quiet spot away from everyone to have a nice moment with you. it was as if he had been running laps at this party he knew it was about time he spent some of the holiday with you.

you know you guys are taking cute christmas selfies on his phone for him to smile at later because he is that type of boyfriend.

when it comes to gifts taehyun gets a little stressed with trying to figure out what to buy and such. he doesnt want the gift he gets you or your family things that they wont use so i probably gifts things like nice kitchen appliances hoping your parents would like it.

you on the other hand, he found it easy to shop for you. he acts like he doesnt really care what you show him online or in stores just to make you think he isn't listening but truly he does. he always gets you things you pointed out to him months back which shocks you because he also likes to tease you about not getting you anything because he didn't know what you wanted. so you are very happily surpised.

✧*:･ﾟhueningkai

he's such a sweet heart he just unintentionally wins everyone's heart. literally everyone becomes obsessed with him to the point where he's invited to other family gatherings regardless on in you go or not.

kai would be very into the christmas spirit, probably would match pajamas with you or even wear something red with a santa hat and such. he just thinks christmas is the time to be all cute and christmassy.

he's another one that would love to join in on traditions or family has, he's literally so into learning shat your family does and likes to do during the holidays. he even shows you some things he does with his family back home. a very sweet moment you both have.

omg if you have sweets or deserts out he will try all of them each and every single one. and he WILL come back for seconds and thirds of all deserts because we all know he loves sweets.

he will probably have a blast with your younger cousins, he'd play with them for a while before hanging out with you and the older-yet still young generation of the family.

he's so cute you know that the older women in your family will be pinching his cheeks and talking about how cute he is. they will also try to feed him everything and anything that he wants.

gift giving to him is probably the most exciting thing for him because he loves to see the reaction others have to the gifts he's given them. of course he was a bit nervous about what to get your parents so he played it safe with some gift cards.

you on the other hand he went OFF, he spoiled you with everything under the sun. he didn't know how much he got you until you were the only one still opening gifts after everyone was done. this made him extremely shy.

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[agro-carnist]

Dude Tictok's complete lack of filtering is why I can't use it. I got it once, watched a video, and then something that was SO Not Good For Me immediately autoplayed with no warning and totally ruined my night.

It sucks so bad

[hollyhomburg]

For lunar new year my whole family got together with my cousin Lay whose half Korean/ half Chinese and is married to my other cousin and she taught us all how to make steamed dumplings and soup dumplings and then my mom showed her how to make the fried kind and we all just kinda sat around and made a bunch for a few hours and it was very comfy and very familial.

And by the end of it we were all messy and covered in corn starch but full and I really want to write a scene like that into Bily but I'm worried it might come off bad/culturally insensitive. like is that scene based on my life? Yes.

But is it based off of my culture? no, even though I come from a multicultural family, I'm still very aware it's not mine and it's something that's been shared with me and not something that I can responsibly share specifically within the context of lny

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, my mom and grandmother have always made mass amounts of fried dumplings about once a month that are obviously more Austrian from the ones we made for lny, but we still made those too because they're roughly the same material only different seasoning and there's this girl on tictok who got this series going that's called 'going around the world in 80 dumplings' and it's just confusing.

[korissideblog]

[does a sillie little tictok dance but instead of music it’s just the sound of all my joints poppin]

ughhh idk how to tag this, just cw for sadness and the use of second person

I was like you, once.

You, walking down the street, looking a bit too closely at your phone. Your mother says you need glasses, but for whatever reason you refuse to get your eyes checked. And because your eyes aren’t checked, you don’t notice the man sneaking up behind you.

And you find yourself in a darkened alley, and you turn to see him. He’s a man. Or he’s a monster. You can’t tell. Your eyes really do need checking.

And you’ll look up at this man, or monster, or both, and you’ll find him a wicked thing, villainous to the core. And you’ll wonder if he really can be blamed for his crimes, if this was all that was offered to him. And you’ll scream- wheather out of the injustice of it all, or threat of violence he imposed, or a mix of the two, some could most likely guess.

But you’ll hear another voice.

“You- you brute!” And you’ll see a white cane come down from the heavens, and like a miracle, it will strike the head of your attacker. He will scream, and turn to face her.

Her, dressed in soft yellows and whites, curly hair tied with a bow, horns sprouting from her head like tree branches reaching for sunlight, and yelling in the vague direction of you and your attacker.

She looks barely 55 kilos soaking wet, and you’re thankful for it as you run past the villain and lift her over your shoulder, both of you yelling for very different reasons.

And you’ll take her to the police department, and you’ll file a report, and she’ll wait for you by the door.

“This feels like…” she’ll whisper, waving to the bars on all the windows of the building. “That place… the one with animals and the cages.”

“The zoo?” You’ll ask, noticing how her Japanese sounded… uncomfortable in her mouth. She knows the words and grammar and phrases but… it’s clearly not her first language.

“Ah yes! I would like to go with zoo!” She would say, smiling with a blinding confidence.

“N-no, it’s: you would like to go to the zoo.” You would correct, trying to be soft as you to memorize her smile, expecting it to fall.

But it didn’t.

“Yes!” She would giggle, putting her hand in yours. “I would like to go!” And you’d watch as her smile grew wider, and realize that learning more than one language takes a very clever person.

————

And one day you’ll watch as she spins around your kitchen, her flowy white dress following her legs as she runs back to you.

It’s been very long since the attack, and the zoo, and the first kiss in the park. It’s been long, and now you’re older, and now she’s heavier, her body gaining weight as her smile gained beauty. You can’t lift her over your shoulder now. You can however hold her at night, and promise her your tomorrow will be for her. Because it was, and it is. Because it always has been, and it always will be.

And you write that into your vows.

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“You…you’re in love with me?”

”That's usually what ‘will you marry me’ implies, yes.”

You’ve spent money on her ring. You watch as tears fill her eyes as she embraces you. She’ll meet you on your knees and together you’ll worship your mutual love, baptized in tears of holy water.

And she’ll remind you that biblical metaphors wouldn’t get you extra points in her class.

And tomorrow she’ll tell you that her students asked why her finger was adored the way it was.

And she’ll tell you that she said

“Because he loves me.”

————

And you’ll have the wedding.

And it will be perfection.

And you won’t sign papers

Because it’s just easier that way.

And all you want right now is easy.

Because they’ll ask if she’s yours.

And they’ll ask you’re her’s

And everything should be as easy as saying yes

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And you’ll make a mistake one day.

One that leaves you frightened, and one that leaves her overjoyed.

“I hope it’s a boy.” You’ll offer, unsure of what else to say that won’t betray your feelings

“As long as it's ours, I will love it!” She’ll giggle, dancing around your home in her unabashed joy.

And you realize that, boy or girl, all you really hope for

Is that they have her smile.

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The child has her smile. And the child has your eyes. And the child has her nose. And the child has your heart wrapped around their tiny little fingers.

And you take back every worry.

Because they’re yours’. And you’ll love it.

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The child grows up rather elfish in nature. They’ll run and play more than they breathe, and will bump their little head against your thigh if you take too long with dinner.

You’ll teach the child slight of hand. Something you learned in college that makes her very angry with you. But you laugh. Because the child is giving you back your stolen wristwatch. And they tell you they did it hours ago.

You’ll start to notice little bumps on his head, and you cry as you realize that the little child in your arms will one day have powerful horns, like a growing sapling in the protective shadow of her.

And you let them go. Go to play with the dog in the yard. You’ve seen animals react poorly to your elfish child before, but your dog sees your child as its own. Your dog loves and protects your child, and will love and protect them while you look away for just a second.

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You’ve always been a charming guy.

You could always talk your way into anything you wanted, and out of anything you didn’t. But it was a learned trait for you.

Not whatever this is.

This that your child has inherited, this that lets your child ask the nurse for three lollipops and receive them, this that makes you start to chastise them, but in the next moment you’re sitting in your car, three white sticks poking out of your child’s smiling mouth.

And they still have her smile.

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And what else is for you here.

You know you love her.

But does she love you?

You only really know two things.

That you love this child in your home, one you’ve raised since birth as yours, and they love you back.

That you love that child so much that you have to leave.

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And you do. On a simple ruse.

You wish you didn’t have to see the child. you look over their shoulder as you tell them you’ll be right back

You’re happy you did. You saw your baby one last time, before you had to go.

Because you really had to go

And that’s what you tell yourself

And you pray that you’re right.

[bowserisgay]

I think people self ID ing with disorders they don't have is becoming an actual issue with tictok being aroun. Fucking you don't have 80HD just because you didn't do a homework assignment once, you don't have autism because you have light social anxiety. This is to say it's unhelpful, and gets annoying because there's a second wave of "you should try yoga" that I've experienced a bit hanging around with friends of friends coming from people who self ID as ADHD who have no issues with their executive function and got pissed at me, saying i am just lazy when i said something along the lines of "yea i use paper plates, bowls, and cups. That way i still have the drive to deal with my dishes" i don't like think the requirements for adhd should be so stringent out anything it's just there are people who just act like what they see on social media.

[realantisepticeye]

*chase films himself.*

Getting the glitch to do something you want (part 1)

*chase points the camera at anti who just got back from a hunt. He's covered in blood and dirt, and seems to be locked out*

Ok Anti I'll let you in if do the dishes.

f̧͇̅u̥̅c͠k̼̊̀ ̷̼̀y͎͑o̒u͕ ͔͊cḫa̩ͥ́sê͏ ̴I̙'͇m ă̧i̸̖ͮn'͘t͘ ͉͢d͟oͮ͜i̩n̯̕g̕ ̿tẖ̢e͇m̸.̵̟͌

Then you're not getting in

cͨ́o̰m̓ë́ ̧͓on̗ c҉hä́s̫ȅ̙!̝̎ ̵it͐͏'̪̿sͅ ͝fu̟c͇̽k͍̕i͠ńg͆́ ̘c͜oͣl̨d̆͢ ̫ô̢̬ut͇ ̢hͨe͓r͈è͢.͡

Will you do the dishes?

*anti growled as he contemplates on breaking the glass on the back door. If he breaks the door he'll have to pay for a new one, clean it up and more then likely have to do the dishes anyways.*

F̻UC̵Kͣ!͈͊ ̗F͙̆i͉n̴̐eͅ!͋҉

*chase unlocks the door and let's him in. The video then shows anti doing the dishes as he mumbled to himself the tictok video ends. Only for another one to start up again*

Getting the glitch to do something you want (part 2)

*chase makes a cup of coffee*

Hey anti I'll give you the last cup of coffee if you do your best Jacksepticeye impression

*anti ground before running fingers through his hair*

W͝H̵ABO̢OSH!͠ ̢TO̢P ͟OF͢ DA͟ MORN͡IN ͞T̢O͘ YA̶ ͜LADIȨS ̨MY NA͏ME ̕ÍS J̵ACKS͞EP̨TI͜CEYE A̕ND T͞O҉D̕AY ͟WE͢'LL̴ ͞BE͠ P͘LAY̸I͘N͞G ̸"BE̶A͝T ҉A B̴R̢OD͜Y"

*anti then took the cup for chase and went to the couch. the tictok video ends. Only for another one to start up again*

Getting the glitch to do something you want (part 3)

*the video follows Robbie up to anti's rooom. In Robbie's hand his a damaged Jack doll that anti made for him.*

Ati fix?... please?..

*anti growled at chase. How dare he use to robbie like this. Robbie put the doll on his desk and anti sigh. He picked up the doll and got to work. Once it was fix he handed the doll back.*

Thax ati...the best...

*the tictok video ends. Only for another one to start up again*

Getting the glitch to do something you want (part 4)

*chase points the camera at anti who is resting his head on Marvin's lap. Marvin is gently running his nails up and down anti's back. Anti was softly purring.*

f̨͑u͈̕c̛̈́k̢ ̦͋w͆͢h̬͆҉a̪̕t̛̞ ̤n̅ỏw͢?̱ͪ

Hey anti I need you to go to the store. We're out of coffee.

*Anti closed his eyes. Marvin humbled a bit as anti relaxed more.*

gͩ̀et̊ ̵͌i̮t̵ͭ ͙͝y̪a͌͝ ̰͞sͫe͖͒l̡̜f̻.̦͟

*anti's voice seemed distant.*

We're also out of tea.

Anti could you please be a sweetie and get some tea and coffee?

*Marvin's voice was sweet and kind. Anti growled in protest he didn't want marvin to stop. Marvin whispered into his ear and anti got up*

F̱̆͏i̕n̜̚͟e ͋͏bͥu͚t̷ ̜́y̟͝òụ̏ ̭be̎͢t̢͖ṭͧėr͕̃ k̭̄e̵͛e̴̽p͕̐ ͊͟y̰o̹̊͜û͢r͡ w̢õ̦͡r̘̋͘d.̻ͪ

*anti left and slammed the door. He turned with a big coffee can and a box a mint tea. The video ends.*

[shay-r]

Thorny Love

Imagine

- my hero academia- 

- Dabi x Hawks x female reader - 

- y/n is your name, y'all know the drill- 

- based on the theory that Dabi is Toya-

- based on a tictok, i'll try and find , if you think it's familiar please tell me!! -

- eventually nsfw , heartbreak , feels ??  self harm / suicide attempt ( past but mentioned ) , conflicted thoughts, feelings and actions , possible abusive actions ( be in a emotional or physical ) tw , hurtful words, more tags to be added probably, just be aware, this is just coming at me...  

- constructive criticism is appropriated but be nice... - 

- pictures in maybe outfit ( obviously suited to you, but for my imagination something like that, same with belt ) 

- i really hope you all enjoy - 

- part three -

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You entered, what you presumed was the base for the The League of Villains not that you had much of a chance to really look around before Dabi's lips where on yours and he had gently took a hold of your hips and slid his fingers down to your thighs before hitching you up. Instinctively you wrapped your legs around his waist. Suddenly you feel something cold and hard against your back and his lips where at your ear. His lips brushing against the lobe of your ear as his voice came out in a raspy whisper. "Be quiet little mouse, you don't want us to be caught.. Especially since you work for the number two hero" there was something in the way that Dabi said it made you question yet again if you did indeed know him. Before you could react to his words though Dabi had started kissing your neck, directly onto your sweet spot. Dabi seemed to know all of your weak spots it seemed by the way he was touching you. The way he sucked, kissed, grazed and bit into the left side then the right side of your neck drew whines and whimpers from your lips that you simply could not hold back. Not with how Dabi was making you feel, it seemed to come so easily to him.

With your legs wrapped around Dabi's waist, your arms around his broad shoulders, winding around to the back of his deck, clinging to him to hold on and being pressed firmly against the wall behind you and his chest, you could not really do anything other than give in to what Dabi wanted to do. You where unable to get away from him, not that you wanted to. As Dabi grazed over the sweet spot on your neck you let out a moan, which caused Dabi to pull back to look at you and smirk, his eyes hooded as his bright sapphire eyes looked in your own "Oh little mouse, you simply can't do as your told can you, mhmm?" his tone sounding rather cocky, as if he knew that would of been the outcome all along. Suddenly Dabi shifted his hands to the curve of your ass, giving the cheeks a squeeze. His lips tugging into a smirk as you let out a little squeak which Dabi chuckled as he carried you out of the bar through a corridor and into a room. Kicking the door shut before gently lowering you down to the floor before going over to the door and locking it. 

As you watched his every move you could not help but feel like things where only going to get a lot more exciting and possibly hard for you to walk the next day. Dabi turned around slowly and lent back against the door crossing his arms "Okay y/n... Here is what  is going to happen. I'm going to go sit on that chair over there... " you followed his finger that was pointed to behind you, turning your body to look at the chair even as Dabi continued to speak "I want you..." his voice came closer to you even as Dabi continued to speak to you "to strip for me... " Suddenly you heard his gruff voice whisper into your ear. Making the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up and a shiver to run up your spine from the words coming out of his mouth. "Then I want you to get on your hands and knees and crawl over to me before unzipping my pants and taking out my cock then..." you flinched slightly as Dabi touched your neck gently with his fingertips before wrapping his hand around it. Despite not knowing him for all that long, you still felt comfortable, you trusted him. Knowing that if he wanted to, he could of had his way with you, killed you or whatever really and yet, all your felt was the growing arousal, the wetness at your pussy even as his hand at your neck slightly tightened as Dabi nibbled the lobe of your ear. "And... " another nibble but this one caused a little pain, which turned to pleasure as his other hand went between your legs, pushing the palm of your hand against your pussy, the fabric rubbing just the right way to create the most delicious friction "you are going to suck me off, till I cum like a good little whore you are... Because little mouse. That's what you are, my little whore, my slut, my... Plaything to do whatever I want to you..." 

Normally if anyone had spoken to you like that, you would of socked them one or kicked them in the balls, however there was something about Dabi that made you want to submit to him. Leaning back against him you spoke "yes, sir... I'll do whatever you want... Sir" the hand wrapped around your neck squeezed slightly harder as Dabi whispered into your ear "Such a good girl... My little mouse" before he walked past you and sat down on the chair that he had said he would sit on and pointed at earlier before spreading his legs and leaned back against the back of it, watching you with hooded eyes. Swallowing the sudden nervousness you felt building up in your chest you closed your eyes as you breathed in deeply, imagining sultry music playing in the background as you started moving your hips to the music in your head, recalling the music that you danced to earlier that night in the club. Moving your hands to the belt at the pair of jeans that you wore and started to slowly unbuckle it, your right hand slowly sliding into your hair and scrunching it up as you tilted your head slightly, opening your eyes slightly as you then slid the belt from the hoops and lifting it up slightly opening your eyes more to look directly into Dabi's  before dropping it to the floor. Before continuing to undress yourself. Left now in your underwear, you slowly unhook your bra and then hook your thumbs at the sides of your panties and slide them slowly down your legs before you are completely bare, slowly turning around to face Dabi once again, exposing each part of your naked body to the man who had not taken their eyes off you for a second as you danced seductively and stripped yourself for Dabi, who was still fully dressed. It made it slightly humiliating especially as he had not said a word to you since sitting down. 

As Dabi had been quite and been rather poker faced you felt like maybe he had been disappointed in what was shown to him, making you look down and away from him, your cheeks burning from how embarrassed and humiliated you where. One arm over your breasts, hiding your boobs from his view, as your left arm tangled by your side. Hand hiding your pussy from his eyes. Half expecting him to laugh at you and send you out. However you still jumped slightly when Dabi's voice cut through the silence. His voice gruff as he spoke to you. "Little mouse... You are beautiful. Don't shy away from me." the words making you turn your head to look at him. Looking into his eyes before glancing down, cheeks flushed as you nervously bit your lower lip and removed your hand from your pussy and let your other arm fall to your side. "Good girl.. Now come to me, on your hands and knees... Oh... And I want you to pick your belt up with your teeth and bring it here. I think it may come in handy..." something in his tone caused goosebumps to cover your skin as you lowered yourself to your knee's then finally your hands. Moving to the downward doggy position, your ass in the air as you picked up the belt with your mouth. Heart beat speeding up as you crawled towards him. Thankful for the lush dark grey carpet underneath your knees and hands. 

Arriving in-front of Dabi's spread knee's he opened his hand out and gently ran his fingers through your hair "Such a good girl... Give me the belt" lowering your eyes you allowed the leather to fall from your lips into his waiting hand. "Look at me" his voice more hard now then when you first met him, his true intentions showing clearly now in his eyes as you looked up at him. "Such an obedient slut for me..." without another word Dabi wrapped the leather belt around your neck and put it in place allowing the remaining to hang lose. As you looked up at Dabi he gently tugged the end of the belt, now newly turned collar for you. "Fuck... You look so sexy like that. I want to fuck you right now... But no.. No..." he let out a sigh, a puff of air as he tugged you closer to him, forcing you to sit between his thighs. "First... You will suck me off. Then..." he let out a hum "then we will see if you deserve a reward... " his lips curling into a smirk as he unbuttoned his jeans. "Unzip me... With your teeth" As you did as he asked you felt his fingers sliding back into your hair, forcing you to nuzzle him through his boxers. Feeling the hardness and heat coming from his cock "I'm so ready for you Little Mouse..." pushing your face against him a few more times before telling you lower his boxers. Seeing the length and girth of it made you question if you could take him in your mouth, never mind your pussy. "You have been so obedient  for me... Okay you can suck on it now Little mouse.~" 

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[m0tiv8me]

Yes you should start a tictok! I can see you doing one of those transitions from the plain old everyday look to sexy flexing gym wear...but you’d probably have to show your face! 🤭😁

Haha I’ll admit I do think those tictok transitions are pretty cool. It gives you a little bit of insight into just how different someone can appear with makeup/hair changes, different posture and clothing. Makes you think a bit more about all those fitness pics in magazines and online. And thats a no go on the face but I’ll give you a hint. A coworker once used my employee headshot as a Google image search thinking it would be funny to see what would come up and Googles first result was a pic of Chris Evans...no joke so there you have it! 😎

[nme-flow]

Hello lovelies, . I think I need to do better. Either market research, or more items, or more social media content. Probably the latter, but it's hard. "Day" job overtime, chronic illness flares, lack of inspiration. But if I want to do better and stop this sad downward trend of visits to my shop, I need to focus. . I know stores don't tend to share this kind of info. But why not? Why not show what's behind the screen of trying to manage a small business? We have ups and downs and I'm in a down. Covid-19 and pre-holiday season doesn't help. But I at least want to see traffic. . With that said. Is there anything y'all would like to see (more of) from me? I also have a tictok under the same name, but it's also only etsy content about once a week. . What I do not want is to use a promoter. While the prices seem low for some, it's still not quite in the budget for a store in the red. So please. PLEASE. Do not ask. I'm not currently interested, Thank you. . Again, videos to come soon! . Have a great day! Stay safe. . Shop? Www.etsy.com./shop/MamaChatDesigns . . . #maine #handmade #downwardtrend #help #talktome #etsy #etsyshop #etsyhandmade #etsyseller #etsy #smallbusinessowner #behindthebooks (at Bangor, Maine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo1E41rUfl/?utm_medium=tumblr

[touchstarvedloser]

Tagged by my pals @sevastianslostshirt and @softiwaizumi . So I guess I’m doing this and actually posting it for once.

1. rules - answer questions tag some friends

2. nickname - I don’t actually go by my legal name so I guess the name i use normally (which I’m not telling you freaks 😄). Also rarely called Giggles, Peaches, and Laura.

3. zodiac- Leo baby! I can’t keep my mouth shut and crave attention from my friends

4. Height- 5’9 but the last time I actually remembered getting measured was 5+ years ago in pe class so may not be accurate

5. Hogwarts house- hufflepuff!!!!

6. Last things I googled- target... i have a problem

7. Song stuck in my head- Istanbul (Not Constantinople) link below the tags (this is because of dnd tictok more on that later)

8. number of followers- 14 of you lovelies made a big mistake, run while you still can

9. Amount of sleep- 6-8 hours

10. Lucky number- not lucky but I like them. 5, 8, 800

11. Dream job- someone who cuddles babies. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of it being a volunteer thing at hospitals. Sign me up to hold some babies!!!!

12. Wearing- my pjs which is a shirt and no pants because fuck that idea pants suck

13. Favorite song- I’m not good at making decisions. Rn I’m going through a Lizzo obsession but one of my old favs is Back in the World Again by David Gray

14. Favorite instrument- as you can see by my pals that tagged me I’m a band nerd too. So I feel like I have to say trumpet to represent, but like just think about a time you used a boomwhacker. Doesn’t that bring you so much joy.

15. Aesthetic- I don’t have the tools but I range from soft nerd to my dream of animal crossing player. I 👏 need 👏 overalls

16. Favorite author- fuck dude i haven’t picked up a real book in ages. I liked rick riordan as a kid. I’ve had a strong urge to reread the giver series though.

17. Random- I have been obsessively watching dnd tictoks for five? days now. I got a tictok solely for that purpose.

Tagging my college pals @kokklinos and @mikimight

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