“I’m scared of bears” “I’m afraid of bees” “I’m afraid of roaches”
I’m afraid of Philip Graves’s Spanish. It makes me so uncomfortable and I’m not even fluent, it’s the most southern American thing I’ve ever witnessed. He calls the word “Mexicano” like a slur
and the category is: things abby would do if you were her gf
no but for real. her being oblivious to anything besides her workout. that’s so accurate. she’s in the zone and once she’s out of it she reads your texts and sees red. and the whole “she’s on the hunt” like no you don’t get it she is!!! it’s canonical that abby can hunt someone down. and for that brief but also the longest two and a half minutes of her life, she’s ready to do anything. but then she finds you and you’re laughing. you’re laughing!!!! you could have died and you’re laughing!!!! :((((( you coo at her and apologize for joking around. the relief in her body sets in but her heart is still pounding. but you’re safe. it was just a joke. she cracks a grin. “c’mere. give me your bag and your hand, i’m not losing you twice in one day,” she pulls you close to her. “how about you pay me back by buying me a smoothie from the bar” she whispers next to your ear before kissing your cheek. you wrap your free hand around her arm and press smiley kisses into her shoulder. “sure, my sweet huntress.”
I disliked how inaccurate the other designs would be, also blitzø would totally have a mullet, I’m sorry I had to say it.
Edit: I generally use Twitter for references but I am SCARED to post on there JESUS people on Twitter are scary. Also someone tell Vivienne Medrano to get off of Twitter please. Twitter is scary. Also I bet my art would have like ten people screeching “BURN THAT WITCH.”
Holy shit, so you’re telling me, that THE Mother Timothy fucking Goose, the man, the legend, actually LIKES pickles??? That’s some reality shattering info right here