I am Alicent Hightower’s lawyer I am her defender I am her champion her apologist her excuse maker and meat shield her safety net and advocate a shoulder to cry on and an attack dog her most loyal follower and most devout apostle there is not a single thing that can cleave her from me and not a single thing I wouldn’t do for her.
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I feel like I’d ship Wyler more if the Wyler fandom was more unhinged and really leant into the toxicity ya know. Because you can ship whatever you want, it’s a fictional relationship but they both ended season 1 actively trying to kill each other and also it would be really funny if they continued to remain super toxic
So for example, here are some Wyler headcanons I believe the Wyler fandom should adopt (just a suggestion do what you want idc):
- Wednesday exclusively refers to Tyler as ‘bitch boy’ or ‘shit head’
- Wednesday once got Tyler arrested by pretending he had kidnap her in public because she was bored
- They’re that couple that has really loud, aggressive arguments during important gatherings of friends and family (weddings, birthdays, baby showers etc.) making everyone present really uncomfortable
- Tyler can’t swim so Wednesday decided to push him off a bridge, she watched him flail around for 20mins as he made his way ashore while desperately trying not to drown (he’s now a mildly better swimmer)
- Tyler gaslit Wednesday into believing she started sleep massacre-ing when really he’s been drugging her post-dinner espresso, carrying her into the woods, covering her in animal blood and then straight up just leaving her there
- Wednesday starts wearing Tyler’s clothes to commit crimes and then leaves them at the scene
- Tyler pretends to flinch when Wednesday makes sudden movements around him because he thinks it’s funny that no one doubts she would beat him despite the fact that he’s twice her size and a Hyde
- Wednesday lies to Tyler’s probation officer so that he gets sent back to prison because and I quote “he was annoying me”
- Wednesday threatened to break up with him if Tyler didn’t transform into the Hyde and let her entire family hunt him for sport
- Tyler’s Hyde ate her stalker in a jealous rage after he wouldn’t take no for an answer and Wednesday didn’t speak to him for a week because she wanted to be the one to kill him
- Despite all of this they both insist that Enid should break up with Ajax because he looked at her funny once and their baby angel deserves better
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you know how when someone hates on Islam it’s called islamophobia / islamophobic
and when someone hates on Jews it’s call antisemitism / antisemitic
and when someone makes fun of Hindus is Hinduphobia / hinduphobic
You know how Christians don’t have a word in English like that for us so I propose
antichristianic
STAY WITH ME PLEASE IM SERIOUS
it can be used in the same context as the ones above yes it only has one word but I think we could still make it work ( if you want to suggest something else I’m not gonna stop you)
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Happy 1 year to the first episode of HOTD, where after exiting the godswood, Princess Rhaenyra and Lady Alicent got in a carriage, went back to the Dragonpit, and on the back of Syrax, flew off into the sunset.
Then they settled somewhere across the Narrow Sea, seeing every kind of wonder and eating cake together until their final days.
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might fuck around and learn how to make gif-sets in the holidays….. then hit you w an avalanche of point break ones…..
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RADICAL OPTIMISM ALBUM OF THE SUMMER OF THE YEAR OF THE DECADE OF THE CENTURY OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!
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Help, I need you all detective swifties to tell me which songs are about Joe and which songs are about Matty because the rat man is so irrelevant to me I truly did not pick up on it, I was deadass here thinking almost all of them were about Joe until I saw you all talking about Matty and for the life of me I CANT SEE IT
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