#I’m losing my shit!

[floral-hex]

Trying to buy sudafed at the pharmacy is like yeah, I know people make meth out of this but I swear I’m actually sick please please let me buy this guilt free

[jeanmoreaue]

the fact that nora made Jean gentle at heart is so special to me. despite everything that’s happened to him and although he’s a bit abrasive, he still cleans the damn dishes and puts away leftovers without being asked i love him so much

[jaylaxies]

i need him in ways that are concerning to humanity i fear

[wonysugar]

sorry this is very unclassy of me but omg… just got the dirtiest thoughts about g!p aeri having a breeding kink?? :(( like THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED

g!p aeri thoughts!

cw: kinda dubcon and HEAVY breeding kink!!

i mean look at her?? she’s the type to not pull out SORRYY I SAID IT I SAID THE TRUTH! cause why the fuck would she engage in having sex with you if she’s not gonna fill you up with her load at the end.. no point in fucking altogether then,, like okay girl we see you.. condoms? don’t know ha! hence why you should always make sure to be on the pill with her ahem moving on

and if i said dubcon along with it too..? putting on those fake puppy eyes as she pleads you to let her cum inside you :(( you let her, of course… unless you’re too fucked out to even think of a response properly, then don’t worry, she’ll make the decision for you! once she feels her cock twitching against your walls, threatening to shoot, she proceeds to immediately grab you by the waist and thrust even deeper than she was, making sure you’re not going anywhere whilst she drains every single drop of herself inside you cosmxksn so considerate of her,,,

she can’t help but pound into you relentlessly just so she can watch her thick cum leak out of you at the end, it’s only natural :(( she’d even eat you out and finger you slowly after your orgasm just to get all of it out,,, the sight and taste of her own cum drooping against your pulsating wet cunt gets her back up and throbbing again in under a minute you literally CANNOT make this shit up!!😭such a messy situation before her yet all she can think about is ruining you even more… whining and moaning against your core as she plays with it, licking every inch of it and overstimulating you, making sure she tastes all of herself,,, gawd!

it ends up everywhere :(( on your tits, ass, stomach, face, hell, even your hair! she marks up every inch of your body with her sperm she truly cannot be stopped i fear,, gently slapping your cheek with her throbbing dick and saying things like “open your mouth for me baby.” only for her to ‘accidentally’ miss your mouth altogether and end up cumming everywhere around it… smiling upon seeing how fucked out you look under her fkdkfkd your eyes heavy and your body all covered in her lukewarm juices

am i going insane? yes!! G!P AERI ME NEXT— [EAGLE PASSES BY]

[fucklife101]

I want all of my secrets back. I want all of my love back. I want to take it all back and sit in a deep hole with it.

[prayingfordemise]

FUCK THIS PLACE, FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK EVERYONE, I HATE EVERYTHING. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE OMG

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

[usernameyettocome]

yk what screw netflix i’ll film the spinoff myself so here’s inej (and nina)

[jewishnightvale]

I posted something to r/advice on Reddit, pretending I was Martin in early season 1, and people are taking it seriously..

[tired-and-swaggy]

BE (ACOUSTIC) LAST WEEK, NEW EP MARCH 22 AND WASTELAND BABY! DELUXE NEXT MONTH????? HELLOO????? HOZIER FANS WE STAY WINNING!!!!

[sailorsnightmare]

ANCIENT ZELDA??

Could present-day Zelda possibly be able to summon her?? Does Link do something similar with the ancient hero??

[sleepy-shinx]

POKEMON GO SPOILERS

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK RUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

SUBMAS FANS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

[secretdonderwolk]

daniel “Me and max….. WE were expecting everyone to go a lot quicker” it’s giving our favorite place to vacation is western australia and we like to start the morning with a red bull for him espresso for me like that’s a unit that’s husbands that’s your uncle and his male friend who have been sleeping in the same bed for thirty years

[fucklife101]

I’m so fucking tired. I can’t do this anymore.

[pretentiouswreckingball]

Me watching the Percy Jackson teaser trailer for the twentieth time and losing my mind over the fact that a story that I’ve been following and loving and treasure for the better part of a decade it’s perfect and amazing and everything I could’ve asked for and it will finally come to life in less than three months and I CANNOT COPE

[smolthealmighty]

Ok I’m freaking out over the quirk shenanigans going by on in this chapter… but isn’t it something that Overhaul with his disassemble/reassemble quirk didn’t give two shits about his underlings’ health and wellbeing since he could put them back together if he needed them…

…but Tomura with only the modified disassemble part of that quirk treated his team like they were precious and worth fighting for?