#I’m not apologising for it

[theorphicangel]

#007 (unedited) Levi x Reader

“that was not two minutes.” Levi huffs, spitting out his toothpaste in the porcelain sink.

you shrug, wiping your mouth with a towel, “you gonna arrest me tooth police?”

you watch Levi continue to brush his own teeth as per the recommendation and he rolls his eyes at you. the words that he wants to say clear in his expression.

you wait till he’s finished up, wiping his mouth before he scolds you.

“don’t blame me when your teeth start falling out when you’re 40”

“you’ll still love me anyways.” you remark boldly, switching off the bathroom light.

Levi trails behind you, frowning as you both walk into your bedroom. “and how are you so sure that I will?” he teased.

“ ‘cause at the rate you’re going with your own sweet tooth we’ll end up in the same predicament.”

“lies. all lies. I don’t have a sweet tooth.”

you hum, getting into bed, sheets cold against your bare skin, “didn’t you tell me to buy that chocolate you like?”

“once.”

you pause your movements to stare at him.

he sighs in complete surrender before joining you under the sheets.

“twice.”

“caught red-handed Ackerman.”

he snorts, “i thought I was the tooth police?”

you shrug, “people change.”

“do they change enough so that you’ll brush for 2 minutes?”

“do they change enough to create a habit of sneaking down at midnight for chocolate?” you fought back.

Levi frowns suddenly. There was no way he could deny this one. “touché.”

Leaning over, you kiss him lightly on the cheek, “good night sweet tooth.”

“night you little minx.”

[thekeytothenorth]

bad asoiaf spin-off ideas

• robert baratheon’s small council in the style of parks and recreation

• lannister family sitcom in the style of arrested development

• hot pie in harrenhal in the style of the bear

[satoruzlove]

the sound of water hitting the shower floor gets louder and louder as kenji walks up the stairs of his beautiful house. he’s called your name at least five times, with no response. he figured that you’re taking a shower , which you are. you literally told him that you were going to, but it was fifteen minutes ago and he misses you. so without warning he opens the door, so quietly that you don’t hear it.

the shower door is translucent- so he can’t see you. he sits on the marble sink, back facing the mirror and he fiddles with his phone. you’re about to reach for your shampoo, and as he sees your hand peek out of the glass- he speaks.

“i’m in here,” kenji announces, and he sees your hand falter. your head peaks out the glass now, and you’re scowling at him albeit playfully- but he’s grinning at you like an idiot. just as your mouth opens, kenji’s head tilts and he’s simply admiring you. even from a distance, your eyelashes are all wet and clumped together, your face wet and shiny-

“what are you doing in here?” you ask him,and it comes out softer than you intended. he tucks his phone into his pocket, messy black hair in his eyes. “ i missed you. so i just thought i’d sit here, y’know,” he paused, shrugging almost helplessly, “ wait for you.” you huff a laugh and his smile widens-

“you look pretty,” kenji praised. you look at him with confusion and his heart just thumps harder in his chest. “ it’s actually really annoying. you look pretty all the time,” he adds with a little scrunch of his face- and you throw your towel at him. he laughs, looking playfully offended as he catches it and hangs it around his shoulders like a badge of honour.

“that’s not how you say thank you,” kenji laughs, pretended to be offended. “ and good luck getting out of the shower now, by the way. ‘cause i’m not giving this back.” he smirks deviously, standing. you’re about to shut the shower door on his face as he approaches you but he grabs your face just in time. his hands become wet from your hair, as he holds your beautiful face and kisses your lips with no room for you to wiggle away.

“see ya,” he titters, and you have no choice but to let him slip away as you slink back into the cubicle of the shower- grinning like an idiot- named kenji sato. the love of your life.

[lazylittledragon]

i feel like social media has warped people’s perception of conflict in relationships by making you think that any minor fuck up is the end of the world and everyone is secretly a narcissist manipulator with sinister motives, because actually in real life you just say “i’m sorry, that was a bad thing, i shouldn’t have done that” and the other person says “thank you for apologising” and then that’s the end of it

[gdn019283]

Oh, oh.

Yes.

My favourite “Merlin?” Very underrated moment, in my opinion.

[bloobydabloob]

i love your dirk art so much ☹️ give him an icee as a treat i think hed die like a victorian boy

Of course. I had to search up what an icee was for this. And also if there was an orange flavor

[nvuy]

do you think jiaoqiu would be a brat.. jiaoqiu brat taming.. i'm sorry i'll leave

mdni. well yes! bratty to an extent, mostly because he likes to rile you up.

usually, he’s more than content with just teasing you until you break. if he walks past you, he’ll brush his tail under your chin, he’ll slide a hand over your navel, and sometimes if there’s no one around he’ll place his hands on your waist gently and whisper the most insane things you’ll ever hear.

it doesn’t help that when he draws back, he has that little innocent :3 ? on his face before he leaves you alone.

and yeah. he can smell you. he can smell you especially when he’s getting close to his ruts. his ruts don’t have him as a mind melted mess of heat, but he does lose himself a little bit.

most of the time, if you lay next to him in bed and he more than content and satisfied with just nipping at your neck. he’s actually more vanilla in some regards. most heats he just wants to grope you and dry hump in bed. it’s usually enough to satiate the burning in his stomach. his tail wags when he’s close. it’s cute.

sometimes, though, he wants so desperately to fill you with cum it actually drives him mad. he’s good at putting on faces; he’ll come home acting normal, asking you how your day was, but you can see the odd flush on his face, and how stiff his tail is.

all well behaved. cooks dinner, cleans, and all the while he’s staring at you like you’re for dessert. and you are, i guess.

he’s a bit feral when he finally gets his hands on you. your hole suffers the worst of it, and he makes sure you’re all puffy and swollen. he’ll brush his tail between your legs to get you going. he’ll ram his tongue in you, and then his fingers, and then his cock, anything to get you aching for him.

you’re covered in bite marks by the end of the night, and he will not let up until you smell like him all over. only then will he curl up on your stomach and purr and purr while you rub his ears.

good boy. very well behaved for the most part, even if he bruises you with his teeth a lot. it’s alright though, because while you’re covered with his teeth marks, he’s got your lips stained all over him, and he’s satisfied for now.

[thepenguisalive7]

Team Blue (Day 1)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

had a dream dan got cancelled so he and phil hard launched in his apology video for damage control

[justrandomorwhathever]

[thatsonehellofahabit]

Girls Trip!!

[st-hedge]

An ancient lonky

[icarianstars]

Before Regulus entered the cave, he stood outside it on the rocky cliff and watched as the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in orange and gold. He whispered a final goodbye to James, and for the first time in over a year, he let himself cry.

[polin-erospsyche]

I’ve finally seen THE CLIP and I’m not well

This and the “come with me” had me swooning but I was holding it together

But THIS?

With ZERO warning??? Like I’M SORRY? This has me dead in my grave

[rintoki]

cw: half monsterfucking(?), throatfucking, sub danheng and dom reader ok too horny brain to write this properly

thinking about danheng in his dragon form….. thinking about his cloaca, throbbing and leaking so much…. waiting to be bred…. waiting for your strap…..

he’s wrapping his lower half around your waist as you’re fucking into him, gripping his hips so tight because of how slippery his hole is, just leaking so much that it’s so easy to slip out of his hole. hearing his whines as his hole stretches out to accommodate the strap…… biting down on his lip and whimpering as he cums so hard around it, squeezing your cock so tightly……

or just using his horns to hold his head in place as you slowly fuck his throat, letting it slowly slide into his throat as he struggles to take you, struggling against your hold on his horns. but it feels so fucking good, his horns are so sensitive, and being used to keep him in place, forced to have his throat stretched out. even better if you have him plugged up, both his holes filled up by you, the poor high elder can only whine and sob around your cock. unable to even comprehend how much he’s enjoying it, even if he never admits it.

[ddlcbrainrot]

Natsuki and sayori doing something together, please?? Anything would be cool :)

so uhh…. here’s a funny story :) there is a cockroach in my room rn which means i’m staying the hell away from there… problem is, that’s where my apple pen is… which normally would be fine, i’d just wait until someone else wakes up to deal with it and then i’d make the art. but i’ll be away for the weekend so uh..

i will redo this at some point i swear