#I’m not sure I can watch the first half 😒

[wososhine]

😍🥰✨🐝🖤🐈‍⬛ La reina 😍🥰✨🐝🖤🐈‍⬛

ale <3

[hecateslore]

💌

supervisor!Simon

Everyday,

It felt like you’d hang out with Simon, waking up at his house, going to work and going back to yours. You’d go to sleep together, wake up together, sometimes shower together and you worked together. All day you’d flirt with each other, stealing glances in passing, touching each other randomly. 

When he wouldn’t stay over you couldn’t sleep, you’d miss hearing his loud snores or feeling his heavy arm draped over your middle. 

People started to notice. They’d see you two taking your lunches at the same time, Him always checking on you. 

Johnny noticed. 

Thursday Johnny sat at his desk waiting for you two to walk in. Every Morning, You would come in first, Simon 10 minutes later. You would always stay late, Simon would stay late too. Johnny would hear you giggling in Simon's office, He’d watch you walk out of his office, chapstick shiny on your chin. Johnny isn’t dumb. 

Johnny saw Simon walk in first, You next adjusting your shirt and flattening the top of your head trying to fix your hair. His eyes narrowed. Sure, Johnny’s awkward and he doesn’t know what to do half the time, but he wasn’t nasty like Simon. 

Simon’s a womanizer, who’ll fuck whoever he wanted whenever he wanted. He did it all the time. Johnny and Him would go out, try and pick up chicks, the night would end with Johnny’s girls and Simon’s all over..Simon. 

It’s not that he’s jealous. Or that he was jealous. The fact is, Simon got everything. The medals, the ladies, the attention. It didn’t help that half of their old crew stopped talking to Johnny, it wasn’t his fault.

Brothers fight sometimes. 

Johnny thought Simon would’ve been a personal trainer for celebrities by now, So when he found out that he was supervisor at an office, Johnny couldn’t contain himself. Simon seemed like he had it all planned out, but he didn't.

Banging the poor girl in office bathrooms that get a deep scrub once a month. He felt bad for you, you fell right into Simon trap. 

When you sit in your seat Johnny decides to go up and ask about lunch, 

“Oh, I have plans.” You smile, “That’s cool” he shoves his hands into his pockets, “How’re you and your boyfriend?” Johnny Smiles, Johnny knows exactly how you two are, In heaven, Sleeping together every chance you get, You’ll get tired of it. “We’re good.” 

Good. That’s what you say when you have nothing in common. 

Johnny knows.

-

“Johnny.” Simon stands outside of his office, Johnny looks up from his screen, Simon nods to inside his office. 

When Johnny settles in the office chair across from Simon “How you been?” Simon asks, “You’re asking me how I’ve been?” Johnny snorts at Simon, Simon’s brows drawn together, “Is there something wrong with that?” Well if you’re anyone other than Johnny, then no.

 “Nah.” Johnny shrugs, “I was looking at your screen,” 

“Oh fuck me,” Johnny rolls his eyes, “Excuse me?” Simon says with a face full of shock. “We both know why I’m here.” Johnny crosses his arms, “Uh your paper work that’s been sitting for almost a month?” Simon says, confusion still on his face. Johnny smacks his lips, “C’mon Simon.” Johnny sighs. 

Simon sits back in his chair, “Then why’re you here, Johnny?” he says rubbing his temple. You, Obviously. “You guys together?” Johnny asks. 

Simon's hand falls from his temple, “Who?” He rolls his eyes. Johnny stares at him, “You know who.” Johnny can feel the heat radiating off his body, “If who you’re referring to, no. She has a boyfriend.” (lie again 😒)

“I see you two, after work.” Simon lets out a big sigh at Johnny, “Johnny, she has a boyfriend.” 

“You’re the boyfriend.” He accuses. Simon rolls his eyes again, “Why do you think?” Simon rests his chin in his hands.

It was very true, You two were in the parking lot making out. He is the boyfriend. He also likes being a supervisor. So he keeps it on the down low.

“You both come in at the same time, almost every day, you leave at the same time.” 

“That makes me her boyfriend?” he cocks a brow (well yes!), now Johnny rolls his eyes at Simon's purposeful  “If I was- why does it bother you?” Simon smirks, and Johnny could feel the smoke come out of his ears. He looks him over, “You know about the date?” He asks. Simon shrugs with a grin. Of course he knew.

“It won’t last,” 

“Well, that’s them isn't it?” Simon sighs. Reaching for the freshly printed paper. 

Johnny’s eyes narrow. Simon only chuckles, “She’s too good for you.” Johnny admits. He shrugs again, Simon knew he was getting under Johnny's skin, which made it all the better. “You like her?” Simon asks, the ghost of a smirk on his face, “Go tell her.” he nods to the closed door.  

“Go on,“ he waves him off. 

-

“He just kept asking,” Simon rolled his eyes for what felt like the 50th time today. You frown, “I kinda feel bad.” You admit, putting the straw in your drink. “Why?” he says with a mouthful of food, “Ew Simon, ” you say handing him a napkin, “Cause he’s been wanting to hang out and talk and stuff, and I’ve been blowing him off.” 

Simon snorts, “You’re such a child.” You swat his arm. “He’ll live.” He says grabbing your cup, “Speak of the devil,” he mumbles eyeing the poor man walking towards the cafe you two were sitting at.

“Hey, Johnny!” You say loudly getting his attention, Simon just sits there slurping your drink away. Johnny looks up and waves, he does that little awkward jog to get closer,

“Wanna join us?” You point to you and Simon,  Johnny looks over at Simon who’s still slurping his (your) drink. “Sure” he says and Simon rolls his eyes, “I gotta pick up my order.” He grins at you, “That’s fine,” you smile politely. 

He goes in and immediately Simon whispers to you, “Why would you ask him?” You swat his arm again, “Be nice,” you warn, and you grab your drink, “And stop drinking my coffee.” You whisper yell. 

Johnny comes out of the cafe with his order and sits next to you, who was sitting across Simon. “How have you been?” Johnny asks and Simon rolls his eyes once again looking into the cafe through the window. “I’ve been good, just kind of busy.” You nod, Simon snorts and you kick his shin, he lets out a huff. 

“So what have you been up to?”  You ask, “Not work.” Simon mumbles, “What was that?” Johnny looks at Simon, “Didn’t say anything.” Simon smiles sarcastically, “Sounds like ya did.” 

“I didn’t,” Simon itches his nose, “Could’ve sworn I heard you say something,” Johnny he forces a fake smile, “Maybe you’re hearing things?” Simon pushes out a fake chuckle. You look between the two of them, Simon already looking at you.

“Johnny,” you avoid his gaze, “You didn’t finish,” You can hear Simon sigh, but you ignore his huffing and shuffling. “Just been working,” Simon lets out another snort,

“Are you okay?” You ask, getting frustrated with the way he’s behaving, Simon puts his hand over his mouth. 

“Finish,” You huff, Johnny looks over at Simon, who’s trying to get your attention under the table, the tip of his dress shoes purposely bumping into yours, “Been working, going to the gym.” He nods. Simon's body jerks every time you manage to kick him in the knee or shin. “I’m gonna get some water.” You stand up glaring at Simon, Who was holding back a laugh. 

You walk into the cafe, and Leave Johnny and Simon alone on the patio. 

“Been working?” Simon looks at Johnny, Johnny doesn’t respond.

“I bet you’ve been really busy.” He snickers. “Piss off.” Johnny grumbles, waiting for you to come back. Simon holds his hands up,

“I’m back,” You intone, with a cup full of water. “Hey, how's your boyfriend?” Simon asks, you look at him with dead eyes, “He’s fine.” Simon nods slowly, “Johnny did you know that her boyfriend built her a bed frame?” he looks over at you, “I guess they broke it, how’d you guys break it?” 

“Some animals,” Johnny chuckles, “It was old,” You try to avoid the question, “That’s not what I heard,” he teases, “Simon,” you warn. “Oh c’mon we’re all friends here.” He looks at Johnny and winks, 

“Right, Johnny?” 

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[yuken-gf]

hair tie // yuken x reader

Genre: fluffy, high school, enemies to lovers (?)

Pairing: Yuken x fem!reader

Summary: Borrowing your hair tie is Yuken's daily routine.

Words count: 1257

TW: blood, wounds, slight capitalism (?), harsh words, yuken is annoyingly cute ugh😮‍💨😒

NOTES: English isn’t my first language, and this hasn’t been proofread yet. I’m sorry if there are any grammatical error(s).

🩹🩹🩹

“I’m starting to think that you’re actually collecting my hair ties, Yuken.” You sighed. It’s about the fifth time this week Yuken asked to borrow your hair tie. It never came back to you! He just lost it by accident!

“He is.” Sachio nods. “He—”

“No, I’m not!” Yuken is very quick to respond, it’s almost like he knew what Sachio was going to say.

“One time you lost it, that’s normal. Two times you lost it? Still normal for me. But this is the fifth time, Yuken. Fifth time.” You shook your head in disbelief. Looking up and down at Yuken who’s standing right in front of you.

“I really lost it. Come on, tomorrow we have a fight.” Yuken is frustrated. It’s so entertaining for Sachio.

“Can I come?” You asked, eyes sparkling. 

“Absolutely not.” Sachio and Yuken are in sync. They’re staring at you now.

“Damn.” You giggled.

“Give me your hair tie.” Yuken said again.

“Why do you need it so much?” You asked him. Sachio knows. Everybody knows. You, however, are dumb enough to be so oblivious about it.

“Come on, I’ll use it as my lucky charm.” Yuken is still begging.

Sachio watches you both, holding his smile because you and Yuken are so silly and cute at the same time. The dynamic is so weird but perfectly acceptable. It’s like the universe agree on you and Yuken.

“Why would you even need a lucky charm?” You hand him two new hair ties. You know that he’s going to ask for hair tie again today.

“It’s a lucky charm. Give me that one,” Yuken points at the hair tie that you’re wearing right now.

“Ha?” You are genuinely confused. “This old one?” You pull it from your hair and show the loose and used hair tie to him.

“Yeah. Give me that one.” Yuken smiles.

“Weird ass kink.” You sighed, handing the hair tie to Yuken. “Make sure you win, then.”

“Of course.” Yuken looks so happy. “See you tomorrow, Y/N! Thank you.” He waves at you.

“See you, Y/N.” Sachio is also waving at you.

“Kick some ass.” You smile at them, waving back.

“Yes, Ma’am!” Yuken laughed.

🩹🩹🩹

Y/N is peacefully enjoying her afternoon in her balcony. She bought an ice cream when she was walking home. Now, it is time to enjoy the view with some  ice cream. The peace wasn’t long though!

Y/N saw Yuken who’s walking to her house. “The fuck?” You narrowed your eyes, unsure if it’s Yuken or not. He stares back at you; his face is swollen and pretty much wounded from the fight he had earlier.

“You look like shit, Yuken!” You shouted from your balcony.

“Thank you! I know I’m hot!” Yuken shouted back before one of Y/N’s maid let him in. You just shook at his reply.

You grabbed the nearest medicine box and wait for Yuken in your room. Took him not so long, he opens your bedroom door and smiles widely. “You’re going to wait until I finish my ice cream.” You put a spoonful of ice cream into your mouth. 

He closed the door, “Give me some.” Yuken is about to grab the spoon but you’re fast enough to avoid him. “Give me some, Y/N!”

You are still standing up, you walk to him and feed him half a spoon of ice cream because you’re feeling generous. “Why are you still in your uniform?” Yuken asked after swallowing the ice cream.

“For the afterschool vibes, to be honest.” You admitted. “Did you win?”

“Yes, we won.” Yuken smiles. “Thanks to the lucky charm.”

You finished the ice cream by feeding the last spoon to Yuken. “Good boy.” You acted like you praise a baby. Or dog.

You bring your medicine box and place it on the bed, next to where he sits. You began to untie his hair, about to redo it because you’re not sure you’ll survive with his messy hair. He looks a little too good.

“What are you doing?” Yuken whines.

“Restyling your hair, dumbass.” You tie his hair with your old hair tie a.k.a. his lucky charm. “Take off your damn glasses.”

“I have more rizz with it.” He complains but still taking it off anyway.

You look down on him and tilt his chin up with your fingers gently, “You have more rizz without it.”

Yuken swears he almost lost it there. His heart is pounding too fast, he feels like he’s going to die right now. “I’ll take it off more often when you’re around then.” He giggles, covering his nervousness.

“You’re so in love with me.” You smile and begin to clean his wounds. You cursed inside your head, how on earth did someone manage to look extremely good and hot after got beaten up by some gang? Or is it just you who’s sick in the head?

Yuken laughs, “And if I am?” He pulls you closer by hugging your waist.

“Do I really have that kind of rizz?” You joke.

“Ultimate w rizz, Y/N. Even the girls are in love with you.” Yuken squinted his eyes a little when you dab a little too hard on his wound. He’s looking down when you prepare for the iodine, he laughs at the length of your skirt. “Are the teachers are still calling you out for that thigh-length skirt?”

“You know, I just shut them up by giving some charity money for the school.” You admitted your capitalism situation. Your parents work in another continent, money is flooding but they’re never home.

“You’re insane.” Yuken laughed. You slightly forced his head to look up again so you can give his wounds some iodine. You do it slowly this time, want to take the time to enjoy the view.

“The only thing that get me insane is you.” You are still focusing on his wounds, not realizing the poor guy who is dumbfounded right now. You put on some band-aids to the small but deep wounds that are most likely take times to heal.

“Why am I making you insane?” Yuken asked. Still holding your waist, pulling you closer to him. His right hand is reaching out for your right hand and kiss it while holding eye contacts with you. 

I am not your strongest soldier, Y/N is having an internal screaming.

“Ask yourself.” You gave him a few head pats. You tidy up the tools you use to clean up his wounds and put it back into the emergency medicine box. You can see from the tail of your eye that he’s looking at you intensely.

You didn’t know where did you got the courage for doing this, but you walked to him, side hug him, and place a sweet kiss on the top of his head. When I tell you he’s blushing mess.

You really drive him insane.

“You smell like boys, Yuken. Take a shower when you got home.” You said, tapping the tip of his nose.

“I hate you.” Yuken laughed.

“Feeling’s mutual, bitch.”

“We’re dating then.” Yuken smiles.

“You’re so unserious.” You rolled your eyes. Yuken finally stood up, he’s towering you now. He stares at you, you stare back obviously. No one is willing to give up. 

“You look so fucking beautiful.” Yuken caressed your cheek with his thumb.

“I know.” You held yourself together. You don’t want to lose this game.

“Date me, Y/N.” Yuken sounds serious. “I can be your slave.”

“Hmm... great offer.” You act like you’re thinking about it, “Deal.”

🩹🩹🩹

Love, Yoa

220116

[yowyowyaoi]

Kisame’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Deidara

Me and Tobi found a big muddy hole full of earthworms, let’s go fishing! 😁

We finished it last night, sorry 

I was just teasing him!

Exploding or boring?

Not a tea person but thanks anyway 

LMAOOO he probably pissed himself 🤣

Pls tell Itachi I’m not gonna hurt her I just want to pet her for a while!

Leader said he’ll kill us if we do it again so no probably not 😓

You gotta use the conditioner too or else it won’t be effective 

I’ll ask him but he don’t really like places like that. Says they’re too happy 🙄

From Hidan

If you have two does that mean one sleeps while the other fucks or ?

No offense but it’s literally so boring I can’t sit still that long 

I would say he’s giving you blue balls but.

Can’t imagine giving a shit but 🤷‍♂️

Tried that once. Got the mask halfway off and suddenly felt like I was drowning. Never again.

Old bastard said no 😑

You need to watch him he takes like two bites and pushes the plate away 

How? Half of us are gay half are insane and some are both 🤣

One dick, two dicks, your dicks, BLUE dicks! Lol get it??

From Sasori

Thanks but water erodes my “skin”.

I’m done reading it, you can borrow if you like.

Please make sure he puts on sunscreen he’s too stubborn to listen to me.

Don’t really remember all that well but I believe it was ice cream.

He has to *want* treatment and so far he’s turned down every offer Kakuzu or myself has made.

They make for more appealing puppets if they have some unique physical characteristic while they’re still living.

I’ll probably marry him some day but first he has to work on not blowing himself to bits.

Oh of course. You know you don’t need to ask.

From Kakuzu

Hey I almost beat you and I’m 60+ years your senior.

Just this once … no charge. Worth it to see him freak out like that.

I’m not very well-versed in animal anatomy but I can take a look and try my best.

EVERYBODY pays. Itachi too.

Fits nice. My thanks.

This place is falling apart, if it’s not one thing it’s another.

It’s annoying but I don’t see any serious long-term effects.

From Konan

That’s so sweet, thank you ☺️ 

Write down the exact kind for me, I’ll pick it up the next time I go to the market.

He’s a sweetheart isn’t he? 🥰

I’ll take your word for it, but ducks are so cute I don’t think I could eat one.

Come to my room I have some eye drops that’ll help him.

If I let that happen no work would ever be done and they’d likely kill each other.

So many miles, with these heels it’s hard on my feet.

If you want it that rare then there’s really no point to me cooking it at all 😒

At this point the yelling has become background music.

Me on one shoulder and Itachi on the other. You big show-off 😁

From Tobi/Obito

You only beat me because Deidara distracted me!

Forty cookies isn’t even that many. Plus Itachi ate two more.

Kakuzu said to earn the money myself so I stole one of his bounties 🤷🏻‍♂️

Itches. A LOT.

Can’t stand tea but if you have any hot chocolate, yeah.

You should hang out with Zetsu more often then. Like one never-ending picnic.

He really wants to go but I don’t have a pole. You have a spare?

Yeah but he might let us get a fish-tank if YOU said you needed it, like for health or something 

Sushi? Isn’t that cannibalism?!

Fuck him AND his perfect ass. Literally and figuratively.

Don’t give me that “kid” shit, we’re like the same age!

From Zetsu

You want to split that guy’s leg with me? He was very fat, lots of good meat 😋

He’s a good man but doesn’t his dubious emotional state concern you?

It’s a lot like hearing two voices at once. Constantly. 

It’s no fun if they don’t scream a bit first. You know this.

I did the scouting; that lake about five miles up the road is both deep and fairly clean.

Let’s hide under his bed and scare him. I bet money we can get him to soil himself while crying for that damn Jashin 🤣

From Nagato

I thank you for the tea. It helped me to sleep.

Well, keep an eye on him.

The pain is worse when I stand but Sasori is working on prosthetics for me that may solve the problem.

As long as you return in time for your next mission.

Get that looked at as soon as possible. We can’t afford to have you out of commission.

I do, but she deserves so much better than myself.

I’ll speak to Kakuzu about getting you a new one.

If you two are going to do that, please keep it away from our hideouts. It disturbs Konan to hear the screaming.

From Itachi

I ate this morning. Promise.

That wasn’t Hidan’s fault, I’d forgotten to take my pill so my reflexes were slow.

Just consider it. Uchiha Kisame. Say it out loud. It’s beautiful 😌

Can you check if I left that shirt in your room?

Dei and I went there last night. The manager banned us for life because Dei set off a C3 in the men’s room. 😑

Fine. You buy the skirt I’ll “model” it for you.

Sad. Come stay with me please.

You worry too much.

That picture is for YOUR EYES ONLY. 

Aww what do you mean? Kitty loves you she’s not trying to eat you!

It’s one that Konan gave me. It’s really good you’d probably like it too.

Tea?

I didn’t *fall* in, he *pushed* me. Big difference.

Mom taught me when I was younger. I can teach you too if you want.

You’re mine too. Always ❤️

[superiorsturgeon]

Immediately after a JNPR resurrection spell…

Nora: Pyrrha! You’re back from the dead!

Jaune: *hugging Pyrrha tightly* I’m so glad to have you back! I don’t even care anymore that you shoved me in a locker and intentionally ran to your death after our first kiss!

Resurrected!Pyrrha: *smooshed against Jaune’s chest* …I’m sorry, do I know any of you?

Nora: Oh, no! She’s lost her memory! This is horrible!

Jaune: *panicking* Maybe…maybe we can jog her memory somehow?!

Ren: What about that training video that you had on your scroll, Jaune?

Jaune: Adrian accidentally dropped my scroll in a puddle back in Argus so the memory got wiped out…

Pyrrha: *not sure what’s happening, but enjoying Jaune’s hug*

Jaune: But a while back my videos got attacked by spyware in an internet cafe, so maybe it got leaked?

Nora: Way ahead of you fearless leader! *typing on her scroll* Pyrrha…Nikos…training…video…Here it is! Crap, it’s locked somehow!

Ren: *looking over Nora’s shoulder* Who posted the video?

Nora: Someone called “xxx_toughGUYwinchester_xxx.”

JNR: *exchange glances*

Later…

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

Cardin: Yeah, yeah, I’m coming! *opens door*

Nora: *shoves Cardin back so J_PR can enter* One side!

Cardin: What the hell?! Valkyrie? Arc? What are you doing-?

Cardin spots Pyrrha and immediately freezes.

Cardin: Shit! Nikos?! I thought she was dead! What’s she doing here?!

Jaune: Cardin, we need your help. Pyrrha’s lost her memory and we need that training video of her to help her remember everything.

Cardin: Wait, seriously?! *looks closer at Pyrrha* Do you…remember me?

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, I don’t.

Cardin: HA! Get a load of this! The Invincible Girl lost her memory!

Jaune: Cardin, come on, man.

Cardin: HAAAHAHAHA!! The great Pyrrha Nikos, the so-called greatest fighter at Beacon, has no idea who she is! This is rich! 🤣

Ren: 😒 Cardin, you are standing between us and our teammate’s memories. Do you have the video or not?

Cardin calms down and smugly turns to look at Pyrrha.

Cardin: *folds his arms and smirks* Nnnnnope. *leans against a wall* Don’t have it! *exaggerated shrug* Guess I’m fresh out! 😂

JNPR: 😒

Cardin: 😁

JNPR: 😠

Cardin: 😕

JNPR: 😡

Cardin: 😨

Cardin: …even if I did!! We try it, it doesn’t work, you all beat the hell out of me! It does work, I’ve brought back Nikos, who, just for the fun of it, beats the hell out of me!

Cardin: So…what’s my incentive here?

Magnhild is shoved against Cardin’s forehead with the barrel right between his eyes.

Cardin: 😅 Okay, homies! I keep it downstairs in my backup hard drive. Right this way!

Downstairs, JNPR and Cardin crowd around the video of Pyrrha giving instructions to Jaune for sword practice.

Nora: Remind me again why you even have this video?

Cardin: You kidding? Showing everyone that Nikos was into the weakest guy in school would’ve been great! *gets smacked on the back of the head by Nora*

“Alright, Jaune, just like we practiced…”

As the training video plays, Pyrrha watches as a more confident version of herself coaches the viewer through a series of steps, forms, and sword strikes with a patient and gentle tone of encouragement. As the tiny Pyrrha continues, Pyrrha puts a hand to her temple, confusion and half-memories building up an increasing pressure.

Pyrrha: …nnnnNNNNGH! *clutches her head and shakes loose from Jaune’s grasp*

Pyrrha: AAAAAAAGH! *collapses suddenly*

JN_R and Cardin rush to Pyrrha’s prone form and gather around, slowly leaning closer as Pyrrha lays still with her eyes closed.

Pyrrha: *violently uppercuts Cardin off his feet*

Jaune: She’s back!

Pyrrha: *stands up and dusts herself off* No.

Ren: Then how did you know his aura would protect him?

Pyrrha: …aura?

Cardin: *whimpers from the floor*

[heyitssashag]

Dec 11 2022

I finished watching Firefly Lane. It was a bit triggering in the last 10 minutes or so of the final episode and I don’t usually use the word “triggering”. I also didn’t much care for the quick clip showing 10 years into the future, either. I was like… “Huh? WTF. This is so wrong.” lol. Anyway, that’s all I’m going to say about that. No spoilers. I also watched the worst movie of all time. “Falling for Christmas”. It has Lindsay Lohan in it. …aaaaand that’s all I’m going to say about that, too. 😆

I have one more dose left of the Paxlovid. I did take a Covid test this morning. Still positive. 😒 I’m pretty exhausted. I have a bit of a dry cough/stuffy nose. I really need to go to the store and pick up a few things but I’m going to wait. I don’t want to spread this. My kid is still dealing with a very itchy, sneezy nose.

I finished my 21st Conquerer Challenge. You’re probably wondering how I did that when I’m sick and can’t go outside. Well, I walked loops around my house. Awesome, I know. Anyway, that’ll be my last challenge for a while. I enjoyed doing the ones I’ve completed. Plus, they plant trees whenever someone reaches a “tree milestone”.

I was looking on my “on this day” memories and I have a very old photo of my daughter and me. She was only 6 weeks old and the flower girl for my sister’s wedding. I was smiling pretty big which was rare for me because I was always embarrassed of the big gap between my teeth. I ended up getting braces in my mid-thirties to fix it. Had to wear them for a year and a half but I’m glad I did.

Over 16.5 years ago with my little bundle of joy. I was 29. Feels like 50 lifetimes ago.

We’re only 2 weeks till Christmas! 3 weeks to New Years Day. Ugh. I still don’t know what happened to this year. It blew by. Hoping to be better soon so we can enjoy some Christmas festivities.

I found this thing on Instagram - “The First Four Words You See Will Be Your Mantra For 2023”. Figured it would be fun to put on here. My mantra is: Health, Gratitude, Breakthrough. Then I saw Money and Love at the same time. Not sure if mantra is the right word but they’re are all pretty good things to focus on.

Tomorrow I have a counselling appointment which is good. Given everything that’s been going on, I’m a definitely depressed. It’s over Zoom so I don’t have to leave the house for it. I’ll look like shit but whatever, I’m depressed and have Covid. lol.

Hoping for more energy so I can disinfect everything. I could just get a barrel of Lysol and hook it up to a spray hose. For now, I’ll just make a cup of tea and watch Friends.

[chocolatetittymilk]

Dating Asra Headcannons:

okay but i’d feel like the relationship would just be so free-spirited.

him always holding your hands, afraid to lose you like other times he has…

you both going out on adventures and exploring

cuddles

cuddles for days

he’d want you to reassure him about not pushing boundaries cause manz be scared 😟

sleeping on each other!!!1!!0!!1!!

he’d be reading a book of some sort and you just flop on him and doze off

or you doing whatever lowkey hobby you be doing and him just coming up to you whining but

he’d slowly fall asleep half way through.

play with his hair ):

pls he needs some love after what he’s been thru

💔 brocken but in love boy 120%

asra having to come to terms that you aren’t 100% the person you used to be before the accident

cooking together!!!!! this!!!!

i can just see him muttering about what next to put in and mix while you giving your lowkey opinion and small jabs

“are you sure this goes in?????” “that’s a little strong to put in….” “hmmmmm…”

back hugs 💕 all day

faust and you cuddling and making him jealous

him pouting and muttering, “hmph…when is it my turn….”

him just being so in luv that he’d do anything .

like no fr anything. it’s a lil toxic.

but we love him non the less.

asra always trying to tease you 😒

like all the time. the lil smirks and winks he throws at you

immaculate but bloosh every time.

when you do it tho 😏 he be so flustered

he’d look away all blushy trying to focus on the shop

at first he wouldn’t allow you to go on adventures with him still…

“I’m sorry I just need some time…”

but when he diiddddd ouuu.

fondest memories of him just being paranoid about you.

“hey make sure to watch your step” “be careful it can be dangerous” “let me go first, okay?” ‘*steps in front of you*’

all the while he has the cutest little smile

his lil dimple 😍

dancing with him at least twice a week

this manz loves dancing, but even more w you!!!

🕺🏻 ou ah ou ah

always throwing “i love you”’s around.

cooking? “i love you”

dancing? “i love you”

doing laundry? “i love you”

taking a piss? through the door: “i love you”

no but yeah it’s the cutest thing ever 💕

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[queenofallimagines]

Abbacchio giorno Narancia and Bruno helping with your natural hair

I had to post this before i finished my haikyuu asks bc this is important

Narancia:

- I have forcefully been shoved into the JoJo universe and I just had to get this out of my system

- He’s black we already knew this it’s not a surprise

- He just lets hair hair do whatever and it works??

- Like his wash n go always come out fly and it’s honestly not fair

- When you and him (+ mista) are in the mirror in the morning fixing your hair he will help you detangle

- Makes sure your bonnet stay on at night even if you sleep wild

- He has at least four silk pillows bc he sleeps extra wild and he can’t risk having breakage

- (Non binary Narancia👀) matching hairstyles

- will let you wear one of his spare headbands if you need it

- “We match🥺🥺”

- Pretty helpful and don’t be ripping out knots

- Surprisingly gentle when doing your hair

- Always has the best wash day playlist

- You can’t tell me it wouldn’t be fun to jam to old head music while he’s parting to ur hair

- Humidity who?? He got you covered

- Has an excess of plastic shower caps in case you need them

- He doesn’t change it often but when he does he goes all out for a style

- He had mista help him with waves once?? *chefs kiss*

- All in all 10/10

Giorno:

- all of Passione is black I’m not sorry but I’m going to stick to Canon just this once

- Him and his silky smooth ass hair don’t even know what to do at first

- Probably tries to dry Detangle your hair and you got a smack him

- He will let you use his hair rollers though if you need them because you know he has them

- If you do a hairstyle like his??😍

- Likes Bantu knots the most

- He has very gentle hands so he will finger detangle no matter how long it takes

- Scalp massages

- “You look absolutely beautiful il mio amore”

- Probably sings some Italian lullaby while doing your hair

- Probably uses too much product but that’s okay he will defuse it

- “Your hair is so soft”

- Complements you the entire time

- He’s never done some things so domestic intimate so it really melts his heart being able to do this for you

- Will let you brush his hair and kiss his scalp in return

- “Your hair smells nice”

- Will go with you to buy products to see what you need

- “What about this?”

- “ pink lotion?? I didn’t even know they still made that”

- Will buy you hair products based on how good they smell

- “This smells like she butter, here”

- Sidenote he will steal your Shea butter so he has soft hands

- You come home in the container is like half fucking empty by the end of the week

- “Where did my African black soap go☺️🔪”

- “Suddenly I can’t hear anything”

- Learns how to braid hair in secret

- Asks trish for help

Abbacchio:

- this motherfucker right here will pretend he doesn’t care

- Pretends he wants nothing to do with your hair at all

- Gets jealous when he sees everybody else gets to touch it

- “ if you can’t do it by yourself I guess I have to help you.”

- Boy😒

- Uses his long ass dragon claws to scratch the fuck out of your scalp

- “ calm down Jurassic Park I think I’m bleeding”

- Will watch hair tutorials at three in the morning while everyone is sleeping

- Like he is taking notes

- 👀 “curl the ends to avoid breakage”

- Wants to get better as soon as possible because he doesn’t want you to ask anyone else lmao

- “I got this DONT ask fugo”

- Can actually do some pretty decent twists

- Favorite is a twist out bc it’s easy and he likes separating the hair

- Will bully you about your hair but In a loving way

- Your scalp is dry(affectionate)

- Probably heats up the oil too hot

- “ i’m not putting that in my head”

- “Why not?”

- “Bro the oil is still bubbling go put that shit back”

- Good at blow drying your hair

- Has probably never seen that little comb attachment so he’s using that every chance he gets

- Will steal your diffuser

- Will buy you a lot of scrunchies and hair bands to make up for it

- “I need-“

- “ here you go,tie your hair up and beat his ass.”

- A true Ride or die

- Everyone sees how soft he is with your hair but they keep quiet

- Will also ask before he pats your head

- tried once but got hit with the curve

- “Ah ah! This hair was not cheap you’re not about to fuck up my lace.”

- Please imagine wearing a lavender wig and matching with him oh my God 🥰

- Big titty goth partners

- If you have a resting bitch face he’s just going to be heart eyes the whole time

- “They look so mean I love them”

- Y’all just both look mean as hell Lmaoo

Bruno:

- i’ve I’ve been waiting for this one bitch turn it up🗣🗣

- Super respectful and will always ask before coming within a 5 mile radius of your hair

- “ May I ask what the style is? It looks stunning on you.”

- Will have hair wraps for you if the mission will fuck up your hair

- You’re in charge of that little braid on top of his head

- “ God really took his time with you”

- Just always hyping you up and giving you compliments it’s really what you deserve

- Watch watch hair videos with you

- His favorites are natural hair horror stories because he’s secretly taking notes so that won’t ever happen to you

- “ I don’t know this stylist seems shady :/“

- You know he got money like that so he’s paying for all of your hair appointments

- And products

- “I saw this really good hair butter-“

- “So my card number is 555”

- You don’t even have to look at the shit for long it’s already in the basket and he’s already in the next isle

- He will kiss your scalp in the morning it’s like a good luck charm

- Will make sure your protective styles stay fresh for as long as possible

- Gets you a silk lined beanie for Valentine’s Day bc you stealing and wearing mista’s hat stressed him out

- Also likes how your hair products smells

- Sleeps as close to you as possible bc you smell so good

- Will use your shampoo bc it makes his hair feel super clean and soft

- “This bottle was full on Monday”

- “,,,,I’ll buy you more”

- He’s a sweetheart honestly

- Drinks his respect 4c hair juice too

- Will watch you lay your edges so he can do it for you

- Make sure your high puff isn’t too tight bc he doesn’t want you to get a headache

- “You didn’t deep condition last night 😡”

- Has a schedule probably

- Wash day is every Sunday

- “Hey you want to go out tomorrow?”

- “I’m getting my hair done”

- “Oh so you’ll be busy the whole day then, what about Friday?”

- Buys you super cool hair scarves from black owned Etsy shops

[missduplicities]

Chapter 41

Eunha spent the first half of the day in bed, not really wanting to get out just in case what happened the night before was just a dream. Still with her eyes closed, she got her hand under the pillow and felt the letters she’d fallen asleep reading there. A smile grew on her face at the thought of Kim Taehyung.

“Eunha?” Sooah asked as she came into the room. “I’m going out today. Ji-Eun is with Midori, but we left you food in the kitchen.”

Eunha opened her eyes and sat up in bed, looking at Sooah, who was watching over her from the doorframe.

“Are you going out with Jimin?” she asked, just remembering she was supposed to meet Taehyung later.

“With him and Hobi,” Sooah said with a smile. “We’re going to a meeting, apparently.”

“A meeting?”

“Yeah, as the official staff of Hope Studio, you know,” Sooah said, lowkey bragging, which made Eunha smile. “See you later, love”

“Behave!” Eunha yelled just as Sooah left. Just then, she decided to start her day. Taking her phone to call Taehyung, she stumbled upon a text from Yoongi.

Yoongi: Are you ignoring me now you have a new boyfriend?

Yoongi: I thought we were special😒

Yoongi: Just kidding. What are you doing today?

Eunha: Good morning, Mr. Min

Eunha: I'm supposed to meet my assistant later, you know, Kim Taehyung?

Yoongi: Oooooh, I see, I see 😏

Eunha: Shut up

Eunha: Why? Miss my face already, boss?

Yoongi: I want to change my hair and thought you'd like to come.

Eunha: WHY? NO! Your hair looks great!

Yoongi: I told you it's chalk. It's already falling off, so I want to dye it and trim it before we go back to work

Eunha: Before tomorrow, you say

Yoongi: That's right

Eunha: Okay, let me call Taehyung just to agree on an hour.

Yoongi: You need to ask him permission now ?😏

Eunha: Shut up

Eunha: I'll call you in a bit.

Before she realized it, she was calling Taehyung, She didn’t know why she was nervous, she wasn’t supposed to.

“Hello?” he answered in a sleepy voice.

“How can you be asleep? It’s nearly 2:00 PM,” she said smiling at the thought of him,

“I’m not asleep, I wish I was, though,” he groaned. “I stayed with Namjoon hyung last night. He made me go hiking with him this morning.”

“I love hiking, I’ll let him know,” Eunha said, walking to the kitchen to see what her roommates had left for her.

“I like hiking, too,” he lied, which made her smile. “I’m just a bit out of shape, that’s all. Why… why were you calling anyway?”

“I was wondering at what time you wanted to meet,” she said, grabbing a bowl of the veggie soup Ji-Eun probably made. “I’m going out with Yoongi later,”

“Oh… I thought we were going out,”

“Yeah, that’s why I’m calling,” she chuckled a little. “Is it okay if we meet after that?”

“Uh, sure,”

“Sure?”

“Yeah, sure,” he said, clearing his throat a little. “Want to go out for dinner?”

“Do you know any place that admits pets?” she asked.

“Why? Are you bringing Yoongi?” she couldn’t believe he was so bold to say that.

“He’s with me, you’re on speaker. Care to repeat that?”

“You are? Hyung, I was joking!” he didn’t sound so confident anymore. She burst into laughter, and he let out a big sigh of relief.

“Okay, try to find a place you can bring Yeontan. Don’t show up if he’s not with you,”

“So it’s him you want to see, huh?”

“That’s right,” she laughed. “Meet you later then,”

Eunha: Where do we meet?

Yoongi: I'll pick you up. I'm already on my way.

Eunha had missed this. She was glad Yoongi was finally back and that things with him were just the same as always. After finishing her meal, she got ready to meet Yoongi, and even had time to reread Taehyung’s letters a couple times.

Yoongi: I'm outside.

Yoongi: Hurry

Eunha: Omw

When she opened the door, she was surprised to hear a familiar greeting.

“Hi, noona!” Jungkook said with a big smile.

“What?” Eunha couldn’t help asking. “What are you doing here?”

“I’m happy to see you, too,” he said with a frown, folding his arms. Eunha smiled and hugged him.

“I’m happy to see you, I just wasn’t expecting you,”

“Sorry, I was babysitting,” Yoongi said from the car. “Get in! I’m going to miss the appointment,”

Eunha joined them inside the car and the three of them left for the salon.

“I’m still upset you stood me up yesterday,” Jungkook said. “I did get a tattoo, however,”

“So I heard,” she said with a smile. “Funny how easy it was to replace me with Taehyung,”

“Well, that makes two of us,” Yoongi said. Fortunately, Jungkook didn’t hear.

“Please don’t get rid of your hair, it looks so good,” Eunha said, looking at Yoongi.

“Shut up,” Yoongi said, getting flustered. “I already made my decision,”

“I want to do something to my hair, too,” Jungkook said. “What do you think would look good, noona?”

“A trim?” she said, now looking at his younger friend. “It’s getting a bit messy,”

“But I want to grow it out,”

“You should at least get a little trim, so it looks better when you grow it,” she said. “Have you thought about dying it?”

“Yeah, maybe pink or purple,” he said with a smirk. “Or blonde, since you like blondes so much,”

“I liked you better two seconds ago,” Eunha said.

“What about you?” Yoongi asked. “What are you doing to your hair?”

“Me?” Eunha laughed but realized he was serious. “Should I do something to my hair?”

“Uh! Imagine blonde noona!” Jungkook excitedly said. “Or you could get a buzz cut or something,”

“You’re mental,” she said, laughing but now considering if she should do something to her hair.

They arrived at the saloon, and with the help of the professionals, Eunha and Jungkook convinced Yoongi to keep his red color, saying it would be healthier for his hair. Still, he insisted on getting a haircut and a proper dye. Jungkook followed Eunha’s advice and got a little trim, telling the stylist he was planning on growing it out.

“Eunha-ssi,” Yoongi called; she was sitting next to him on a little couch, reading a magazine. “This is the last time I’m asking you. Are you sure you don’t want to do something to your hair?”

“Yeah, Noona! You should do it!” Jungkook said from the chair next to Yoongi as his hair was being blown out.

“I’ll pay for whatever you chose,” Yoongi said with a smile. “Consider it my birthday present to you,”

“You already gave me a present,” she said, lifting her hand so he saw his watch.

“Noona! If not now then when?” Jungkook pressed, more excited than any of them.

“Maybe a haircut would be nice,” she said, looking at Jungkook’s stylist. “Excuse me, what do you think would suit me?”

“If you’re just looking for a cut, some bangs would look pretty on you,” the guy said with a smile. “If you want something a bit more fun, I’d suggest you dyed it.”

She was really considering it, but she had no idea of what to do exactly. It should be fun, she thought. It’s just hair, it can change later. That was how she impulsively ended up dying her hair that evening.

@seongeunha:

We convinced little Min Min to keep the red hair.

@youalreadyknow97 seems happy :)

The three of them came out of the salon looking and feeling great. It was unusual to see Yoongi so smiley and cheerful, but he was just happy to be back.

“Should we go out for some drinks?” Jungkook suggested, but Eunha already had plans.

“I’m actually supposed to meet Taehyung,” she said, looking at her phone to see if there were any messages.

“Cool,” Jungkook said with a big smirk. “Good thing you’re friends, right?”

“He knows?” Yoongi asked, looking at Eunha.

“That I like Taehyung?” She shamelessly asked. “Who doesn’t at this point?”

“And…” Yoongi started. “Does he know?”

“Oh, yeah. I told him,” Eunha casually said. Both guys stopped walking, but Eunha didn’t realize until later. “What? I thought you knew,” "How would we know?” Jungkook asked, actually offended.

“Doesn’t he tell you anything?” Eunha asked.

“Not lately,” Yoongi said, a bit upset. “Not if we don’t press,”

“It’s a long story, but as I told you yesterday,” she said, looking at Jungkook. “We’re friends. And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t feel the same way as I d-”

She stopped, remembering the letters just then. She unconsciously took her hand to her side and put it on top of her pocket, where she felt the letters, not remembering when she’d put them there.

“I thought you were smarter, Eunha, but it seems like you’re really dumb,” Yoongi said, starting to walk again.

“I have to agree with hyung this time,” Jungkook said, putting his hands on the pockets of his pants and following his older friend. “I do believe he likes you,”

“I know he does,” Yoongi said, getting so frustrated he almost slipped. He had to stop himself from saying what Taehyung had told him. “I mean, I’m pretty sure,”

“Stop, we’re not discussing that,” Eunha said, walking towards the car. “I really don’t want things to be weird,”

“Okay, fine,” Yoongi said, getting inside the car. “Where are you meeting your non-boyfriend?”

“He hasn’t told me yet,” Eunha said, deciding not to argue with Yoongi anymore. “Let me call him.”

She put out her phone and called him, fighting the impulse of hitting Jungkook when he started making kissing faces.

“Hello?” she asked as he picked up.

“Hi,” he sounded happy, which made her happy. “Are you still with Yoongi and Jungkook?”

“Yeah,” she said. “What’s the plan?”

“I’m at your house,” Taehyung said as if it was the most casual thing.

“What?” she asked, maybe a little too loud. Yoongi and Jungkook wanted to know what was going on, so they forced her to put the phone on speaker. “You’re already there? Sorry, I’m on my way. I won’t take long, can you wait outside a little longer?”

“Why would I go outside?” Taehyung asked.

“What do you mean?”

“I’m in your house. I’m actually in your new room, seems pretty,” he had to be joking. Yoongi and Jungkook looked as shocked as Eunha.

“What the hell are you talking about?” she asked, making him laugh.

“Relax,” he said with a chuckle. “We’re helping Midori with the moving,”

“We?” Jungkook asked, earning a smack on the arm from Yoongi. Thankfully, Taehyung didn’t hear.

“We?” Eunha repeated his friend’s question.

“Namjoon hyung and I,” he explained. “She asked in the group chat if someone could help,”

“What group chat?” Eunha asked, looking at Yoongi and Jungkook but they were just as clueless.

“You really don’t check your phone, do you?” he asked, a bit upset. “Midori made a group chat this morning. I think it was to start planning her birthday, but Namjoon asked how the moving was going and now we’re here, painting the place.”

Eunha couldn’t help feeling a bit jealous. She knew she wasn’t the only one, by the look on Jungkook’s face. Yoongi was smirking too much for his own good, enjoying the situation.

“Did you bring Yeontan?” she asked, trying to change the conversation.

“Yeah, he’s with Ji-Eun right now,”

“Good,” it’s all she could say. “Get out of my room then,”

“This empty place? Why? Are you hiding something?” he asked in a teasing voice.

“Bye,” she hung up and quickly confirmed that, in fact, there was now a group chat where all of their friends were. “Why didn’t any of you check the groupchat?”

“I saw she made it but forgot to check,” Yoongi said. “I don’t use that stuff that much,”

“I forgot my phone at hyung’s place,” Jungkook resentfully said. “Why didn’t she ask me to help her?”

“Oh, come on, you’re still coming,” Yoongi said as if it wasn’t a big deal. “You two are ridiculous,”

“Should we buy something to eat?” Jungkook asked, changing the topic. “Pizza?”

“Oh, we had pizza with Jimin last night,” Eunha said, only making Jungkook more upset.

“So, all of you hang out without me? You’re tired of me, aren’t you?”

“Of course not, Jungkookie, don’t be ridiculous,” Eunha sweetly said. “Don’t take it personally,”

“What about dumplings?” Yoongi said, still thinking about the food.

“Dumplings sound great,” she smiled at him. “Can you guys promise me you won’t mention anything related to me and Taehyung when we get home?”

“I’ll do my best,” Jungkook said.

“Yeah, I don’t think it will be necessary, anyway,” Yoongi said.

“Why?” she asked, a bit confused.

“Because he’ll see you with your new hair and will probably make a fool of himself,” Yoongi said with a cheeky smile that worried Eunha. “Maybe we should take Namjoonie with us and drop you off just like that,”

“No,” she said in a tiny voice, looking at him with big eyes. “Please stay. Both of you,”

“Is noona nervous?” Jungkook asked, smiling like a fool. “I can’t believe it!”

“Shut up! Of course I’m nervous, we were supposed to see each other today but I hadn’t thought about it. I didn’t realize it meant I had to talk to him about what’s happened in the last couple of days and all that,”

“And what’s happened?” Yoongi asked. Eunha took a big breath and decided to fill them in with the information they didn’t have, telling them everything that had happened at the party and after that. She skipped the bit about the letters, and when they started asking questions, she had to go back to tell them about what happened in Busan and how things started changing from there.

“Damn, he really doesn’t tell us anything anymore,” Jungkook sadly said. “I kind of miss him,”

“He’s coming back, slowly,” Yoongi said on a more positive note. “Let’s just be here for him when he’s ready. Try not to be too hard on him, Jungkook-ah,”

Eunha couldn’t help feel a lot of love towards Yoongi at that moment. She loved how caring he always was, in his own special way.

“Why does everyone say that?” Eunha asked, a bit nervous. “How is Taehyung different from how he used to be?”

“He was the most cheerful, annoying, and extrovert of all of us, I think,” Yoongi said. “Maybe just like Hobi, only a bit more childish,”

“He was so cool and easy to talk to,” Jungkook said, thinking back on the memories. “We always got scolded together for being very chaotic,”

“Yeah, they were really the trouble makers,” Yoongi agreed.

“We used to share lots of things, mostly laughs, but now we don’t share a lot. He’s become more reserved, and I feel like there’s a big wall between us that it didn’t exist before,” Jungkook said with a hint of sadness. “But now you say it, hyung, I think I’ve seen him more relaxed lately,”

Eunha didn’t ask anything else. Her mind was in a very distant place at the moment, and she didn’t bother to come back. She was thinking of those lines in one of Taehyung’s letters: I’m starting to like this stranger lately. He seems nice, and I think I’d like to get to know him better. She really hoped he could see him as she did, and now she was making it her personal mission.

After they picked up the food, they finally arrived at Eunha’s place. Eunha said it was okay if Yoongi used the other space in the garage, so she opened up for them.

“I’ve never been to your place,” Yoongi said after they finally parked. “Inside, I mean. Only to the bathroom, which is nice.”

“Well, welcome, I guess,” she laughed, opening the door and inviting them inside.

The music hit their ears as soon as they crossed the door, coming from the living room, where Namjoon and Midori were reading the instructions of a bookshelf.

“It says this goes on the top,” Namjoon said, passing Midori a pointy end.

“Heard you needed help,” Jungkook greeted, walking straight to where they were. “Sorry for not coming earlier, I was too busy looking great,”

“I thought you had forgotten how to be an asshole and were trying to figure it out at home, but seems like you remembered soon enough,” Midori said. They were now used to their way of greeting but still was hilarious to all of them.

“Aren’t you going to say anything?” Jungkook asked, folding his arms.

“About what?” Midori absentmindedly asked.

“About my hair,” he said with a frown. Namjoon looked up at him and smiled brightly.

“Looks great, Jungkook-ah,” his friend complimented, but he was still waiting for Midori to say something.

“What exactly did you do to it? I can’t tell,”

“I… cut it, can’t you really tell?” she stood up and walked to him, stopping until she was face to face with him.

“Oh, I see it now,” she smiled. “Yeah, it looks cool,”

Jungkook smirked, feeling proud of himself. Yoongi and Eunha disappeared to the kitchen, where they left the dumplings so they could eat later, then joined back the guys in the living room.

“If you’re hungry, we brought dumplings,” Yoongi said, sitting next to no Namjoon and picking up the manual they were reading.

“Oh, you changed your hair?” Midori asked as she looked at him. “Looks great. I liked it better longer, though,”

“Well, he didn’t change it to please you,” Jungkook said, taking the screwdriver from Midori’s hands.

“It still looks great,” Midori continued complimenting Yoongi, who was getting very self-conscious. Namjoon smiled proudly at his hyung, really liking his look.

“Where’s Ji-Eun?” Eunha asked, not wanting to ask directly for who she was really looking for.

“She took the pup for a walk and went for some coffee. WHAT THE HELL?” Midori was now looking at her with wide eyes, surprised by Eunha’s change of look.

“What?” Eunha asked, a bit nervous.

“WHAT THE HELL?” Midori repeated, her mouth hanging open now.

“You don’t like it?” Eunha asked in that tiny voice she used whenever she got insecure.

“Honey, I think I just fell in love with you,” Midori said, standing up to look at her. “You look so hot!”

“Who is hungry?” Eunha turned around with her face burning red, walking over the kitchen. They all followed her, however.

“It looks great on you, Ms. Seong,” Namjoon complimented with a sincere smile. The front door opened this time, Ji-Eun and Yeontan happily walked in and joined them at the kitchen.

“Got coffee for everyone, I hope it’s not that cold. Oh my God!” Ji-Eun said, almost screaming. She too was looking at Eunha. “Wow! When did you-? Wow!”

“Oh, here you are baby!” Eunha tried to get away from more embarrassment, picking Yeontan up in her arms. The little dog seemed too happy to see her and was wiggling his tail to let her know.

“Why don’t you go get your daddy?” Midori said with a smirk, looking at Eunha. Jungkook almost choked on the dumpling he was biting. “Yeontan. I’m talking to Kim Yeontan,”

Eunha was regretting coming. She wished she had met Taehyung somewhere else as they had initially planned. She wished she hadn’t dyed her hair. She just wished she could pass unnoticed and spend a good afternoon with her friends.

“Why don’t you go let Taehyung know we brought food?” Yoongi suggested, trying to act casual. “Where is he, by the way?”

“He was painting our rooms,” Midori said with a smile, taking a dumpling. “I bet he’s hungry,”

Eunha sighed, knowing they would never stop pushing. So, with all her courage, she headed upstairs with Yeontan in her hands. She felt her heart beat fast and tried to calm down before meeting him. Bracing herself, she opened the door of Midori’s room, but he wasn’t there. The room was fully painted now, and most of Midori’s stuff was lying around. Closing the door, she started walking towards her own room, knowing the guy hadn’t obeyed upset her. He was still in her room, doing God knew what. As she approached the door, she heard his unmistakable voice coming from the room; he was singing. She stopped and put her head against the door to hear him better, and ended up smiling like a fool at the sound of his voice. He was just fooling around, unconsciously singing and humming to a tune he was just making up. Unfortunately, Yeontan had had enough and started barking, demanding to see his owner.

“Shh, Yeontan, stop!” she whispered to the dog but it was useless. So, instead, she opened the door so he didn’t think she was spying on him. “I told you to get out of my room,”

“I’m not doing anything wrong,” he said with a smile, facing the window. “I was just finding a place for the plant Namjoon gave to you,”

Eunha put Yeontan down and saw as the little dog ran to Taehyung, biting his ankles, demanding his attention.

“Oh, my boy is back,” Taehyung said, getting down to pet Yeontan.

“We brought dumplings, in case you’re hungry,” she really didn’t know what to say, but she was getting anxious since he hadn’t looked at her directly.

“Great! I’m starving,” Taehyung stood up and turned around, finally looking at her. The smile disappeared from his face; he could not do anything but stare at her. He tried to say something, but no sound came out of his mouth. Eunha couldn’t figure out his expression, so she just looked away and decided to stare at the room instead.

“Looks great now that it’s painted, thanks. You didn’t have to do it,” Yeontan went back to her, upset that Taehyung didn’t give him the attention he wanted. Eunha smiled at the dog and picked him up again.

“You,” Taehyung finally formed up a word. “Your hair,”

“Oh, blame it on Yoongi,” she said, getting nervous. “Seems like he didn’t want to be the only redhead, so he made me do it,”

“It looks great,” Taehyung finally said without blinking once. “It looks great on you. You look great.”

No, she regretted it. She shouldn’t have come upstairs. She shouldn’t have dyed her hair.

“You look really, really great,” Taehyung repeated, making her blush, which was more evident now her cheeks started to match the color of her hair.

“Alright, I’m hungry so…” she turned around and walked to the door.

“Did you read the letters?” he asked out of nowhere, making her stop at once.

“Yes,” she didn’t know what else to say. “I have lots of questions and comments, but I think we can discuss that later,”

“I like writing to you,” he said, taking a few steps towards her. “It makes things clear in my head, which is usually buzzing.”

“Is it buzzing right now”?

“Yeah,” he smiled. “Especially now,”

“You don’t have to say anything then,” she kindly smiled at him. “You can write later. Now, let’s get some dumplings, okay?”

“Okay,” he followed her out of the room, but stopped her just before she stepped downstairs, he grabbed her by the arm. “Wait,”

“What?” Eunha asked, looking at him with a bit of concern in her eyes that converted into nervousness as she saw him looking at her.

“I just wanted to get another look at you,” he said with a smile. “And tell you that you look pretty again just before we meet the rest,”

Now her stomach was doing that funny thing, twisting and jumping for no reason. He was so annoying sometimes, saying stuff like that like it was nothing. But, at this point, she realized she couldn’t keep running away. She had to be brave and step up to his game.

“You’re not calling me Wonderwall anymore?” she surprised herself with her sudden sassiness. “I look great, I know, now let’s get some dumplings.”

[wildknightblaze]

Octopath Travelogue, Tressa Chapter 3

Jeez after how depressing sweet boi Alfyn’s story got, I think I need something lighter. Tress will be nice and light-hearted, right? ...Right? ...Please?

...oh, Tressa. Ya really shoulda saved your insights for after you purchased the map for dirt-cheap.

Aww, Tressa and Ophilia bonding over playing pirates as kids. Or watching kids play at pirates at least. ...and then Tressa made the boys cry and run home. Attagirl.

...what is Leon doing so far away from the sea? ...what are Mikk and Makk doing so far away from the sea? WHY ARE YOU PIRATES SO FAR INLAND. (two minutes later: looked at the world map, Victors Hollow actually is on the coast. Derp.)

...I feel like there’s a connection between the names Leon and Baltazar (or Balthasar, or some other similar spelling). I should look that up later.

A legendary shield...that you won’t get to use and only cost 8,000 bucks from a random merchant. Cheaper than some of the actual store-bought shields my party’s using. Heh.

...dang, that shield sounded heavy. ...dang, that shield is huge! ...You just got the boys to carry it over their heads from uptown, didn’t you, Tress.

“Don’t tell me you went through the trouble of finding the shield for that.” I mean, it really wasn’t any trouble. I just walked up to a dude and pressed Y and gave him 8,000 bucks. It was really pretty easy.

...Quite admirable of Tressa to jump to “I should get the gem so I can give it to Leon as a memento of his friend” instead of “I should get the gem so I can sell it for my dreams because CAPITALISM, HO!” I mean, obviously she’ll end up with the gem either way, but the thought is nice.

...I only just realized two things about my chosen party for this chapter: it’s all the girls, and all their sub-jobs are from the boys (Tressa - Scholar, Ophilia - Apothecary, H’aanit - Warrior, Primrose - Thief). I accidentally have every single normal skillset in this party, and girl power to boot. Heh.

I’m like 60% through the game and I still don’t know how Tressa’s Eye for Money works. Does she just pick up the money left behind by an unfortunate soul automatically? Do I have to find the unfortunate soul? I’ve tried paying attention to if and how my money changes, but I never actually get an exact number before the ability triggers.

The enemy himself is stupid hard, but Davy Bones may actually be the best enemy name ever.

oh look another purple frickin’ chest 😒

The enemies in this cave are actually so hard, I put on Evasive Maneuvers for the first time going through a plot dungeon. Yeesh.

awww, boss is a big kitty! :3 (two minutes later: AN INCREDIBLY FUCKIN’ STRONG POISONOUS KITTY JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST)

For the first time all game, the multi-hit skills are proving useful! I guess when there’s only one big enemy to worry about, hitting less than half the time is still good when it whittles down a boss’s break gauge a good deal.

i’m sorry he did what kind of poison to my sp and bp??? (two minutes later: jfc this poison is so strong, 1200 HP, 250 SP, and a BP every turn??? I really should have brought Alfyn to this fight!)

whew. Triple-boosted Fire Storm for the kill.

So. Leon and Baltazar...best bros or suffering silently in love with each other? Honestly I think either interpretation works. 🙂

Tressa, I guarantee, your one special treasure is either the friends you made along the way or your family. This has been a great JRPG in terms of subverting the “saving the world with the power of friendship and love” trope, but I’m sure love, whether friendly or familial or even romantic, is still gonna be important to all y’all gay nerds. 😉

oh fuck this may be where I thought I saw Captain Bale, except it’s obviously not Captain Bale it’s someone SUPER SKETCHY

“The gem suits you better, Tressa. Utterly transparent. You can see right through it.” ...Way to backhanded-compliment there, Primrose. 🤨

[yowyowyaoi]

Zetsu’s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki

From Nagato

You can’t keep eating them without checking to see if we’re using them first.

300 miles? Is that really the closest?!

I can put you with Tobi or Hidan. Take your pick.

Put the letters where they can find them, then stay somewhere hidden to see their reactions.

Keep an eye on them please. No explosions, no sacrifices. Nothing to draw attention.

I’ve been practicing every day. Legs feel stronger.

I’d only risk it if you also want to risk being placed in a gengetsu.

I’m sure I’ll be gone before her. All I ask is she be well taken care of. It’s all that matters.

No. Under no circumstances. I need them all ALIVE and able to work, please.

You can ask but she’ll probably hit you hard enough to REALLY split you in half.

From Kakuzu

Yes well your appetite is proving quite costly.

Find where he’s hiding and I’ll give you a third of his bounty.

I’m not so sure that “intelligence” is a quality I’d associate with any of them.

Actually if you could naturally produce that we could sell bottles and make some money 🤔

Much, much too expensive.

I don’t care if you eat him but wait until I get his heart out first.

I’d rather you ate me; my body won’t be on display for him to entertain Deidara with.

It’s complicated. And by complicated I mean I let a one time physical urge turn into a years-long relationship. 

It’s the 1st. Rent and utilities are due. 

If I didn’t we wouldn’t have *anything*. Be grateful.

I’m not sure if my threads would hold for plant-skin.

Stop losing them for God’s sake each one costs $50 in materials to make!!

I’ll take your word for it. That voice creeps me out.

From Konan

Please don’t ever do that again. Nagato almost had a heart attack. 😡

It’s funny in a shouldn’t be funny way.

Wait you’ve seen him without the mask 👀

No I don’t care if they’re annoying we don’t have the time to replace them now!!

Ask Sasori to take a look. He enjoys a challenge.

I don’t care how easy it was to get, I’m NOT cooking with that kind of “meat” 🤢

No offense but do you even have nails 🤔

I’d rather we didn’t need to pick up and move again unless absolutely necessary.

Since we were children 🥰

I’d kill anyone who tried. With my bare hands.

Kisame may be able to but the rest will need it cooked.

You’re THAT old?! 😵‍💫

Stick to guys. I will remain the only woman in this group.

Can’t you eat them? Aren’t you part Venus fly trap??

From Hidan

Freak.

Then stop watching, weirdo!

Because if you take the body before my praying is finished then the entire ritual is void!!

Not to be gay but yeah I see what he sees. 

Then steal him some damn glasses next time!

But do plants even have dicks? Like is it green? Does it smell like grass? 🤔

He’s such a liar he wanted me since the day we met 😂

I saw you eyeing that cat and so did Itachi.

How do you say “Fuck you” in plant-speak?

They’re not “pink” they’re “rose”, heathen.

Ribs without sauce is like fucking without lube. Like what’s even the point?

If I could convert even one of those fucks I’d become a High Priest for Jashin.

Can’t. Kakuzu’s “withholding my paycheck” until I pay off that bounty of his that I killed. 🙄

So come with us. Everyone’s weird you’ll fit right in.

From Sasori

Elderberry, nightshade, and primrose. For now.

A mouse learns to fear other mice before it even thinks about predators.

Please stop that you gave him nightmares last time and I couldn’t work on my puppets for a whole week 😒

I don’t care as long as it has a big enough space for a lab.

Damn blue eyes trapped me for eternity.

An interesting experiment, certainly.

I have vague memories but that’s all.

You appear to be “friends” so talk to him and tell him to back off. 

Who do you think I am? That freak Orochimaru?!

I don’t buy that stupid act for a second.

If I suggested aloe vera would you find that insulting?

You and I are the least bothersome in terms of eating. I don’t, and you hunt.

I’ll contribute when the expense is relative to me.

From Kisame

So far only Itachi knows about it but the water there is clear and beautiful.

Your way of thinking is truly fascinating.

Of course you’re welcome to join us but you’ve voiced objections before to both tea and sweets.

No, I’ll BURY him myself before I let you eat him.

Crab and shrimp. Especially crab.

I’m aware. His smell is getting weaker and his chakra is shaky.

I admire your patience for it but I don’t do so well in the sun for so long.

Again? Why?? Who attracted attention this time? 😒

I don’t but Samehada seems to.

The battlefield is empty. Care to join me at the buffet? 😋

Between the prayer rituals and the constant bombing I just can’t handle either of them.

Salt is for the weak. Pure fear flavors the meat better than any seasoning. 

From Deidara

You can’t prove that was me, that could have been anyone!

If I’m successful there won’t BE anything left of me to eat so 🤷🏼

Idk you just look gray. Maybe stand in the sun for a while?

Ok we may eat more BUT his food costs more!

Wait is it real hair or like plant stuff 🤔

I didn’t this time he was dancing and he tripped on his cloak like an idiot.

Honestly not until I met Sasori lol 

Omg where?! Riverbanks are always a goldmine of natural clay! 🤩

I get that but I’m just not interested, eternity is so boring.

Low key he goes into this voice sometimes that scares the piss out of me.

Bc it’s weird man it’d be like watching my mother shower or something 😖

Like usual he couldn’t shut up and almost got us killed on the spot 😡

Not unless you want to pick the lice out of my hair afterwards.

From Itachi

Not sure of the exact dynamics but I think it’s second or third cousins.

Maybe it’s best we all just live with our own partners. Too many in one area and eventually someone figures it out.

No he’s as gentle as possible. I just have sensitive skin.

Yes but cabbage is so versatile.

You saw him? Did he look well? 👀

The glasses help some but most everything is still a massive blur.

I tried. Nagato tried. He refuses to give up on the idea.

There is no “before” and there’s no “after0. There’s just NOW.

No I know he ate it because he had the jam smeared all over his collar.

22 doesn’t really interest me.

From Obito

The right arm still twitches if I try to lift too much.

Come on weren’t YOU happy when he died?!

He can’t turn me down forever. Just picture him with the Uchiha fan on his back 😍

Yeah well he’s still my little cousin and I still worry.

I think it scares him a little, he almost walked into a tree that first time I did it on accident.

It’s not excessive; the sugar is literally the only thing pushing me forward right now.

I would bet money that he’s the worst Sensei ever to those kids. No wonder Sasuke was so weak.

The constant money woes are so tedious.

Blind or not his reflexes are unmatched and he could still take me out in one move.

We should have put more emphasis on intelligent and less on “skills”.

You’ve gotta admit the explosions DO liven things up 🤷🏻

What if you ate him and he could still talk from inside of your stomach though? Is that a chance you want to take?

Bonus: From Madara

He stopped responding two years ago he acts like I’m dead.

What? That little shit. 😡

If the blonde is giving him too much of a distraction, dispose of him.

You don’t need to pre-chew my food I’m not a baby bird.

Have you seen my good blanket?

What happened to my slippers?

🍆 I want this. I’m craving this so bad. Please bring it to me.

Tell that boy to come back I need a good bath and a haircut.

Perhaps if you hadn’t recruited so many *brats* you wouldn’t be having such an issue.

Whatever you do, do NOT let them breed.

Did you remember where I stashed my last painting of Hashirama?

If I was younger I could have eliminated the entire group within seconds. They’d never even know what hit them.

Please procure a backscratcher and industrial grade toenail clippers.

Wait until he sleeps and move several large rocks into his room. I guarantee he’ll cry.

First that young lass, then the Hatake boy, now the blonde. He never learns his lesson does he?

What do you mean he cut it?? An Uchiha’s hair is his crown! Tell him to get back here NOW.

I should have chosen Fugaku’s son instead. Likely a lot less crying.