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cabesswtaer · 6 months

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I swear to god when the sunshine court drops and people start posting about it YALL BETTER BE TAGGING THOSE POSTS WITH #TSC SPOILERS oKAY

#watch me filter every aftg related tag as soon as tsc comes out until I finish it #I’m not taking any chances #the sunshine court #tsc #Aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #Jeremy Knox #jerejean #mine

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hyperfixationstationwithjinx · 4 months

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so today i learned about the blog killing axolotl and I ??? i’m at a loss for words over how funny the concept alone sounds, like some urban legend type shit lmao

#i’m not taking any chances #better safe than sorry #blog killing axolotl #dear god please let it be true because it would be so fucking funny

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1976allthepresidentsmen · 11 days

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put a bra on and changed into a shirt where my armpits (hairy) don’t show 😔 the things i do for my art

#i’m not taking any chances #talk

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wow-nsfw-alt · 1 year

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It’s very simple. I see two guy best friends standing zero feet apart who I know for a fact have shared intimate and/or emotional moments. I imagine them fucking. It’s not hard to get.

#I’m not telling you who this is about because you’ll either laugh lose all your respect for me or just not get it #I’m not taking any chances #just fuck already #homiesexual

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verychaosthing · 2 years

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My Freddy hunting flashlight went missing. I had it next to my bed because we might lose power

If I disappear it’s because Freddy Fazbear got me

#I’m not taking any chances #yes I sleepwalk #that has nothing to do with this

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heyclickadee · 1 year

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Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to Padme we should send #mace: Padme’s smart I’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens*#plot twist: Padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #of any potential issues #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #dId MaCe and YoDa KnOw?#yes of course they did Anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull

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timethehobo · 3 months

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Would you take his hand?

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #DAtV #enmrich volkarin #my art #he’s written by Josephine’s writer #my brain can’t help cute romance dialogue and scenes #it just can’t #I want a dance segment like DAI’s ball #and your LI comes up and asks you to dance again #ahdidhdj #oughhh #he’s in my head and won’t leave #help me I’m in too deep ahaha #I’ll take any chance to hold his hand tbh #or maybe he’s offering you ibuprofen pffft

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zebracakesarecopingmechanisms · 2 years

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“Oh but listening to mario noises for an hour would be so annoying!”

have you ever played any mario game in your life.

#for gods sake most games don’t have ANY audio dialogue in them (i believe? at least the classics. i didn’t have Nintendo #but my mom has a ton of nostalgia for mario games since she’s a child of the 80s #which is why I’m so adamant about this. my mother deserves a nice mario movie and i REFUSE to let chris ruin that for her.#chances are you’re watching the movie if you liked the games #and if you liked the games then surely you can handle a few sound effects.#honestly I’d take ten hours of mario ‘wahoo’s over a minute of chris pratt’s flavorless character voice.#TLDR the games have multiple hours of JUST mario sound effects w no audio dialogue youll be fine #and also. listening to chris pratt is way more annoying than listening to mario jumping sounds #mario movie #cringe fail chris pratt #🤡.txt

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olasketches · 3 months

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the fact that megumi was supposed to be the MC makes me giddy as hell. ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER GUYS

#in the context of jjk it feels like the main character and the protagonist are not exactly the same thing #yuuji is the main character who was stripped away of all the things that made him the protagonist #and all the things that made yuuji the protagonist were later given to megumi #megumi is the “chosen one” the one in a million but all those things that normally would make the main character the protagonist #are out of megumi’s control #the story is still about yuuji #the story could only take place BECAUSE of yuuji and yuuji's CHOICES that’s why he’s the main character #yes kenjaku orchiestrated everything about yuuji's birth and role in life but yuuji is still the one who CHOSE to consume sukuna’s finger #yuuji was still the one who CHOSE to #not include himself in the binding vow sukuna made him enter #those are two pivotal points in the story and yuuji was the one who made them #yuuji may not be ”the choosen one” BUT THATS A GOOD THING #that means that even tho kenjaku orchestrated yuuji’s role in life yuuji was and still is the one in charge of his own life and story #he even decided to postpone his own execution wondering “why the heck I have to be executed”#he gets to chose what he’ll do next and NOT FATE #megumi is the one who’s “blessed” he inherited the most powerful zenin ct he’s father was the catalyst that started it all #he’s the one who was #the one in a million chance to be sukuna’s vessels #and megumi didn’t have ANY say in that #because all this time megumi didn’t get to be in charge of his own life #gege really had the fate toy with him just like reggie said to him back then #megumi gets to be the protagonist (or more like have a role of the protagonist) because he let the “fate” dictate his life for him #(unless noooowww he decides to finally take the reins of his life and save himself from his fate)#itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #I’m yapping I don’t even know if this makes sense I was caught in a moment skksskks

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chattermatters · 2 months

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Your honor, with my all of my heart and soul, I hate this man.

#yttd #midori yttd #sou hiyori #my art #he pisses me off so much but he makes such a good floor master #yttd spoilers #i know that the spoilers aren’t big but I’m not taking any chances

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rq-producerperson · 2 months

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Hiya, RQproducerperson!

Hope you're doing well and happy. I love/enjoy all the art and stuff you do for TMA/TMP. But, I think I got something on you. You started listening to TMA, enjoyed it and then, got a job at RQ. Then, you began to slowly cement yourself within the company and became the big producer person. Are you.. planning a coup? Or slowly poisoning bigbossman's tea (mustard?) to enforce righteous justice upon his crimes to Martin?

If that's the case, I fully support it. Hope you have a great week ahead. Thank you 😊

I’m always demanding justice for My Blorbo! Alex is so mean to him.

#justice for Martin k Blackwood #I’m actually happy with his story #but any chance to fight Alex is a chance I’ll take #answered asks #just me things #the magnus archives

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whirlybirbs · 20 days

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it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized

#literally these days all i do is Lay Awake and Wither Away #the nightmares have been exponentially worse lately #fun fact ur local fanfic author has Problems.#idk man there’s just something haunting about having reoccurring nightmares about your ex and every time u close ur eyes it’s throwing u #right back into the pit of hell that was that relationship #it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine i just no Longer Trust People #anyways this is a vent post and it is so cringe and lame #i just have never Hated an ex before so there’s a lot i’m coming to terms with especially considering how Fake he is #idek man IDEK!!!!!1!!1!1!#i rlly sacrificed so much to love and live with him and he said ‘mmmmmm now i have u in my grip’#whatever it’s fine he’s stinky and honestly the fact honey (the blog intern and my cat) doesn’t miss him AT ALL says so much #seriously she is so nonplussed by his absence it’s wild #eating fine sleeping fine shitting fine #SAYS A LOT. SAAAAYS A LOT. whatever whatever whatever #i would hit that emotionally immature man with my car if given the chance and yknow what. nick if ur reading this you’re one of the #most.#emotionally immature people ive ever had the misfortune of knowing.#what a shame you lost me #the best thing and healthiest thing that ever happened to you #because of your own actions and your own inability to take accountability for your mental health and actions #tell your mom i say hi #and tell your exes im sorry i ever doubted any of them x_x #WEEEEE what a vent #listen to big sister birbs when she says don’t date men who have something horrific to say about each of their exes

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curi0uscreature · 1 year

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* The tiniest of swapnauts dumps

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #psychonauts au #swapnauts #some of these are. from a plethora of weeks back #but I’m still thinking this AU! I’m actually writing Compton’s story #milla vodello #sasha nein #lili zanotto #ford cruller #otto mentallis #loud tw #volume warning #<- fer the video. not taking any chances #curi0us artworks

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camgoloud · 3 months

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he still has his tonsils. by the way if you even care

#sorry this is fucking UNINTELLIGIBLE but unfortunately i’m still on my bullshit about dr. daddyissues. yeah it’s gonna be all month #i am rotating episode 2.8 ‘the mistake’ in my head at breakneck speed. i am gnawing on it i want to swallow it #oh he’s such a lying liar who lies. charming little bastard. would rather die/lose his license than express one wholly unaffected emotion #‘he thinks not giving a crap makes him like house. like it’s something to aspire to’ quick question HOW serious do the daddy issues have to #be before you start latching on to fucking GREGORY HOUSE as a paternal figure and role model. really #even cameron is not down this bad. even WILSON is not down this bad.#the daddy issues of it all are very understandable though because even setting aside whatever went down back in childhood that shit his #father did to him in seasons 1-2 is SO messed up. jesus #imagine traveling all the way across the world to the hospital your son works in for a consult which confirms what you already knew: you’re #going to die of cancer in like 2 months. making a whole point out of stopping by to visit your son. not telling him what’s going on.#letting him spend a whole episode’s worth of time gradually coming to terms with his complicated feelings towards you (complicated on #account of a whole childhood of objectively awful parenting). the kid finally is able to try reaching back out to you. after YOU initiated #the contact in the first place. how do you react? well obviously by telling him ‘oh sorry i actually have to get in a taxi right now’ and #fucking back off to the other side of the world without giving him a chance to actually talk to you at all and resolve any of the emotions #you just dredged up. oh by the way you still haven’t fucking told him you’re about to die and in fact actively mislead him into thinking #he’s going to have the chance to try meeting with you again next time he visits your home country.#especially fucked up given that the whole reason it DID take your son so long to come around THIS time is that he feels like every time #he’s tried reaching out to you in the past you’ve just disappointed him by refusing to put in the effort to meet him there.#And Now Here We Are Again.#rowan what the FUCK is wrong with you. i want to dig you up and kill you again #house md #robert chase #caseyposting

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messervixen · 6 months

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Happy birthday to James Potter. You would have loved cheesy extravagant promposals <3

#James potter 🤝 PDA #that man will take any chance to shout from the rooftops that he’s in love he can get #exhibit a: Lily Evans #exibit b: regulus black #exibit c: Sirius #remmeber in ATYD when they would sing happy birthday to each other during every meal #James Potter deserves the world #the only thing that Reg and Sirius can 100% agree on is that James is the best person period #ego the size of a lake but a heart to match it #I love James more than I love myself #not sure how much that’s worth though because I’m a James kinnie and we love most people more than we love ourselves #anyway #HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES #james potter #marauders era #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #james & peter & remus & sirius #peter pettigrew #regulus black #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #lily evens #jegulus #jily #sunflower #starchaser #jegulily #regulily #live laugh love James Potter

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hazmatmaid · 15 days

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would you guys hate me and unsubscribe if i wasn’t fanon-compliant? if i didn’t wholeheartedly accept a very popular headcanon into my heart? if i even disagreed with it, and did not like it?

#haz says a thing #haz asks a thing #it becomes very hard to believe that my takes are valid when i see otherwise getting so passionately ‘yassed’ all the time #i’ve survived DR ch1 by being unique #but i don’t think that uniqueness is saving me ch2 and beyond #but then i haven’t had the chance to really show/say what i think #i don’t like disagreeing with something that truly and wholly originated in fandom #only for the people who have accepted it as canon itself to tell me i’m fucking wrong #and disagreeing for any reason is ‘lmao seethe & cope’#i’m so secure 🫠

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