#I’ve never played bg3

[hellishgayliath]

Aaaaaaaaaand here’s the finished results! :D I really enjoyed doing this challenge and honestly might do another one sometime soon. Thank y’all for sending me characters :3

I think out of these Wirt and No Face might be my favourites the most :D

[vexenya]

I love Baldur’s Gate 3 I wish people who are impacted by your kindness in a positive way were real

[elinbean]

“Easily the worst thing the show did was rush through a dozen and a half of the “smaller” awards, with Geoff Keighley quite literally shouting them at the screen, rapid fire. You could blow through Best RPG, Best Racing/Sports Game, Best Multiplayer Game and Best Art Direction before you could finish a sip of the drink you no doubt needed to get through the evening. These awards are significant achievements for each game that wins them, and no one involved in these “lesser” categories gets to make an acceptance speech, and they’re not acknowledged for more than a split second. It’s callous and beneath something at least claiming to be an award show.”

“Ah, but what if you do win a “real” award? Well, you get essentially 30-45 seconds to make your speech, which seemed like a hard limit after Christopher Judge’s sprawling eight minute Best Performance speech last year. But that led to ridiculous, almost insulting moments like Astarion actor Neil Newborn having to rush through his heartfelt speech, or Alan Wake’s Sam Lake, Sam Lake getting played off early.”

Yeah respectfully. What the fuck was up with this

[gayestcowboy]

astarion and tav (he/him)

[archduke-enver-gortash]

time for me to be a cunt i guess. gortash is not some emo ya book bad boy, gortash is an absolute nightmare of a character—a proud fascist, slaver, oppressor and man who has horrific torture/dissection/science experiments as one of his top hobbies. he kidnaps several women and children and mutilates them and ruins their lives beyond recognition. he views himself as judge, jury and executioner of the world he’s violently conquering after his image and everyone else is at best a tool in his hands and at worst a mistake to be discarded. and those things are STILL only parts of the horrors this man enjoys inflicting on people. woobify him all you want, but that will not change this lmao.

[dukeofdadykes]

I just got baldurs gate 3 a few weeks ago and ITS SO FUN AAA I’m already 100+ hours in and I haven’t even got past act 1 🙈✌️ here are some doodles of the save files I’ve created so far w/ my gf! 😼

[squishymochithethird]

Fuck it the companions ranked by how likely they are to beat me at Mario Kart

1. Jaheira

Not only do I think she’s the most likely to beat me, I feel like she would do it without even trying. She’s never played a video game in her life yet she manages to just completely wipe the floor with everyone. Also a great sport about it, 10/10 would let her beat me again.

2. Lae’zel

I think the first couple of rounds I’d have a chance, but she gets so competitive with it so quickly. She NEEDS to be the best damn racer in the room, and will not rest until she’s won a perfect round. Doesn’t miss a speed boost, has great aim with green shells, and always seems to have another banana peel on hand.

3. Wyll

Probably exclusively played Nintendo games growing up. That being said he’s likely semi-familiar with some of the courses. Sometimes purposely throws the match. True gentleman behavior.

4. Halsin

I think he’d also be surprisingly good at Mario Kart provided I could convince him to actually sit down and play. He won’t be winning every round per say, but he can usually hit the top 5. The controller is a bit small for his hands though, so he’ll be complaining about cramping after just a few rounds. If you’re lucky you might hear him humming some of the music when he thinks no one is listening.

5. Karlach

Plays for fun more than competition. She loves hitting tricks but often lets the extra speed throw her off. Has no idea how to break and therefore crashes into every other wall. Her favorite course is waluigi pinball and she’s correct.

6. Shadowheart

Not super interested in playing, so she tends to hang back a bit. Not enough to place last, mind, she still has a reputation to keep. At least 75% of all blue shells thrown came from her, and that is accomplishment enough.

7. Gale

Would pick rainbow road because it’s pretty and reminds him of the weave. Would immediately regret picking rainbow road. Prefers to watch tbh.

8. Astarion

Not only is he bad at Mario Kart but he low key sucks to play with. He’d gas himself up before the first round. He’ll win, darling. It’s so easy, just watch. He immediately places last and refuses to play anymore. Yells and complains so loudly anytime he falls or gets hit by something.

[bg3smash-or-pass]

[ezdotjpg]

I put quill in a fun fruity little outfit at camp and got fucking. jumpscared by his abs. i forgot abt those WHO SHRINK WRAPPED MY -1 STRENGTH BOY

[czlowiek-lasu]

Came back just to show y’all the reason I disappeared for so long

[corvitine]

I’ve been wanting to draw more Dahlia but I can’t find my tablet pen 😭 So a messy sketch on paper will have to do for now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I haven’t drawn on paper in a while but I really wanna draw! I hope I find my pen soon. Will probably redraw this on my tablet and color it when I do.

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

Surely destined for the slaughter. What would be more perfect than to die by your love’s side, and know love was not enough?

[theloyalpin]

oh to actually have people to play bg3 with… 🥲

[doggfish]

for my homeslice @artaelyn

[gayestcowboy]

cabbage guy had a special line if you play as a monk!

[rawrsatthetree]

No but seriously Karlach pisses me off so much! All of her disapprovals have me straight up groaning and rolling my eyes. Like bitch shut up >:(

Oh so we protect you from Zariel and Mizora that’s fine. But I give the ok to Astarion to kill a monster hunter that as far as we know wants to kill him or drag him back to his abuser, and that’s not ok with you!?

Her intro is so cool and she always seems like she’s going to be so fun! Every play through after recruiting her I think, you know maybe she isn’t so bad. But as soon as you do something even slightly not perfectly lawfully good she judges you. Like Wyll approves! What’s your issue bitch!? You have the moral world view of a three year old.