#I'm perfectly normal
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slayedpoet · 7 months ago
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origami-butterfly · 10 months ago
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Sorry about all that, I'm going to go reblog a bunch of cats and try to appear normal again.
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lyonblod · 3 months ago
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Chapters: 2/25 Fandom: TOUCHSTARVED (Red Spring Studio Visual Novel), Obscura (Visual Novel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Keir (Obscura)/Vesper (Touchstarved), Amber (OC - Obscura)/Francesco (Obscura) Background Characters: Vesper (TouchStarved), Amber (OC - Obscura), Keir (Obscura), Griff (Obscura), Francesco (Obscura), Oleander (Obscura), Cirrus (Obscura), Shale (Obscura), halo (obscura), lave (obscura), Eve (Obscura), Original Animal Character(s), Original Characters Additional Tags: Explicit Language, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt No Comfort, Recreational Drug Use, Blood and Injury, Violence, Death, Murder, Crossover, Nonbinary Character, AMAB Vesper, Origin: The Hound (TOUCHSTARVED), Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Found Family, Serious Injuries, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Cirrus is His Own Warning, Grief/Mourning, forced bdsm, forced imprisonment, Inner Dialogue, Mental Instability, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Touch-Starved, Out of Character, POV Third Person, Weird Plot Shit, BONELORE, Seriously It Starts Off Happy, The Dove Was Flogged By Cirrus, Terminal Illnesses, Fox - Freeform, Panic Attacks, Attempt at Humor, Spoilers For Keir Route, Superstition, Hidden Talents, Oh My God, they were roommates Summary:
Not even my world. Not even my realm. Here I am helping him find a cure to his affliction, while my own fucked up brain worms try and eat me. I will help him no matter what. I will hELp him. Because we are StrONg. Who knows what sorta trOUblE I will get into being a former Hound. I can't sodding wait!
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neiptune · 3 months ago
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Thought about Oliver lately or....
I never think about that man
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distructodicks · 2 years ago
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Marron and Goten are golden retrievers always no matter the ship they r in sorry
but Trunks is 100% feral cat bf idk how else to describe it he hates attention but craves it all the time and golden retriever will just shower them in love and he secretly loves ir
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serpentinuminis · 2 months ago
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Fuck off 🖕🏻
Anne was born first. Then came Sebastian and he came feet first, umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. That's why he is Like That.
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frances-kafka · 1 year ago
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Here's an example of some of that shifting frame I'm talking about, as we truly enter the 21st, and leave behind the 20th Century. This is actually a really normal interaction that you see in 20th century media. Most people my age and older understand it as completely normal and it is not seen as autistic.
I have had to reassure any number of people that asking for the same beverage two visits in a row, and or being a regular at a specific restaurant, is not weird.
Maybe it is weird now. I don't know.
But it would not have been considered weird at ANY point during the majority of my lifetime. You will see this kind of an interaction in a majority of 20th century sitcoms. Probably even later ones. But I suspect that the people the most worried about this, are not in the media consumption silo that would show this. Sitcoms will show this, but lots of the most socially anxious people do not watch sitcoms. (I've noticed this for ages.)
"The Usual" is actually NOT an inconvenience to shopkeepers.
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nemesyaaa · 3 months ago
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sweet creature // truck driver!rafe x housewife!reader
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summary : just a few mixed headcanons.
warnings : +18 content. minors dni. strong age gap. sweetheart x old man trope. smut. p in v. teasing. smoking. size difference. full nelson position bc big men lovers club here. hand fetish(sorry.). sleazy!rafe. squirting. loss of virginity. please, be aware of the warnings before reading.
author's note : muchas gracias a mi dulce @rafesangelita for giving me the idea bc i really loved to work on the concept of truck driver!rafe. shout out to crush by ethel cain too for give me the inspo of the story. <333
can't stop thinking about truck driver!rafe who's a proud working man. he's soooo bulky from charging alone some weighty goods on his eight wheelers everyday to deliveries driving for weeks and days. he's massive without forcing just because he's doing so hard with his hands on daily.
speaking of this, he's got such big sized hands. apparent thick veins on the back and calloused on the palms. large fingers with too much strength. easier for him to manhandle you or lift you up. they're very manly and rough. fat and round biceps with a strong size. he's tall and big, literally showing you without speaking who’s the man of the house, and who you belong to. you feel so secure every time he's around because you can be sure no one is touching you, no one is looking down at you, no one just dare to even glance at you. he doesn’t like to fight because he doesn't want you to think he's gonna hurt you one day, but if it's for you, he can do anything.
even if you don't like it, he's always smoking a bunch of cigarettes while he's driving and listening to some kind of old music. john denver or johnny cash are his favs.
he's always buying some new marlboro reds at the gas station with some gum when he's taking a break. if he's not smoking, he's chewing some gums until there is no flavor. he's just needs to get something in his mouth. just a bad habit.
he’s a loyal man that doesn't care about women hitting on him at the gas station. but sometimes, he's nostalgic because years ago , you were one of them. you were that pretty rebelious girl who's acting like she has no dad, no family and proudly flirting with him, doesn't give a fuck about getting away with a stranger. at first, you called him old man to joke. at contrary, he directly called you sweetheart, thinking that you're such a sweet thing.
both of you ended up in the motel. “ im curious of what you’ve got in your pants, old man. ” “ you're too young for that shit. ” “ huh, huh…don't you think it's more like you're too old for that shit, sir ? ” the smirk on his face at the moment was really something else. that fucking attitude of yours making him bite his lips.
the minute after, you were pinned down on the mattress, his whole body size over yours. “ repeat it. ” “ i said, you're too old to fuck, sir. ” “ isn’t a fucking virgin thing who doesn't even know anything about the word she's saying who's talking right now ? ” “ I'm not a virgin. ” you lied, rolling your eyes at the sight. “ i swear, I'm not ! ” he laughed softly. “ why are you lying, so eager to be a little slut ? that's why you ran away with strangers like me ?” it was the first time a man like that, and you were speechless. not in a bad way. it was just surprising. “ i think you're forgetting your manners. ” he said carefully, his blue gaze burning over yours.
“ if you want it, i will fuck you. but i need you to say it. clear and ‘oud. ” you turned your head away because there's no way you're gonna say such a thing to him. “ i will find someone else then. that receptionist girl was pre…” “ fuck me. ” you quickly said before repeating it slower and clearly. “ i want you to fuck me…” “ alright. spread those fucking legs for me, sweetheart…huh, look at you, being so wet for me…you really need me.” “ ugh, just touch me ! stop talking, old man. ” you gasped. “ remember that you asked for it. ”
“ yea, yea. ” he started to unbuckle his belt before taking off his pants. your mouth was gagging at his fat cock hanging between his heavy thighs. “ it’s not gonna suck itself. ” you gasped loudly, swallowing hard. “ i j-just don't know how to do it…show me please. ” “ fine. after all, it's my job as your eldest. ”
and that's how you consumed your first night with rafe.
truck driver!rafe who’s got such a pretty polaroid of you that stays and never leaves his truck. there is your lipstick stains on it and a sweet “ good luck ” written on the white space.
as a good housewife, you always prepare him some delicious meals to keep him fed even if he's away. you're always checking on your man' and loves when he's gaining more weight.
he's starting to get old, hitting his forties soon. he doesn't really care about his physic anymore but you still find him so attractive. when you met him, he was already a grown man so it didn't really change anything. he loves to wear a cap on his messy mullet, thinking that it makes him look cool. biggest tees with long sleeves lover. the fabric is not good enough to hide his muscular frame because his big size is so obvious. and he's wearing those blue jeans that fit his muddy boots.
he's not very hairy, but he's not the type to shave often like he used to when he was younger. he's fine with the apparent thick hair of his happy trail and mustache that makes him look like an 80's pornstar. when he's come home, shirtless and sweating, he's just serving you the best look to fuck.
you're obsessed with his scent after a long shift work. you don't care how strong he smells, you just want to hug him and never leave. while he's holding you tight, he's getting you locked on his hug, your face buried against his heavy and glistening chest. and you can't help but kiss his wet sweating tee.
even if he's tired, just knows this man gonna fuck you very hard, especially when you're so clingy to him. you can forget vanilla with truck driver!rafe, there's no way he's gonna be sweet on your fucking pussy, especially after you've been teasing him with dirty pictures of yourself while he was away and driving. also, he does need some stress relief so prepare to be dumb for at least one fucking day raw.
he's excited the moment he sees you. there is no more teasing. he's now in charge of everything and you better take everything he's gonna give you. this is not like he gives you other choices. at this moment, his favorite position to fuck you will be full nelson because you're trapped on his tight muscular hold, forced to bounce on the thickness of his dick. he's dicking you down so hard that you could hear the famous flap flap flap of his heavy balls slapping your skin.
“ don't fucking move. ” he treaths you with the raspy sound of his voice, while your body is bouncing at every of his thrusts. you're shaking loudly on his rocked abs, lips filled with drool and tears running down your heated cheeks. ” you're so fucking tight..! gonna give your pussy a big stretch…fuck ! ”
every back and forth is powerful enough to make your pussy throbs. the way his fleshy cock is moving and bruising your hole — going further and further to the point your stomach is filled with every inch of his shaft, the veiny lines of his dick pulsating inside your cunt and growing harder on your belly. all your whines and cries are nothing for the truck driver, nothing more than a sign to fuck you even faster and stronger. he still holding your twitching body against his toned chest, feeling every squirms of yours on his sweaty skin, and his hands grips at your back legs, while giving you the craziest thrusts. his hands feel so warm and huge on your lower tummy, fingers bruising at your belly while his length is striking to your spot each time. “ you're d-deep…fuck, rafe !! ah…it feels so good…” you cry out of emotions, tears bursting on your face again. “ yea, right ? fucking deep’. you really feel it inside you baby. ”
he's stretching your cunt so well that you can't stop screaming and quivering, feeling his sweat sticking to your body. his breathing is hard and heavy on the side of your cheeks, his jaw slacks but he keeps his mouth wide open loudly panting and getting deeper and stronger, lips tugging at your ears.
he's such a bully. i mean, his dick is. hitting and hitting your g-spot with any fucking breaks, always striking at it like a weapon. getting no mercy and pity on the way he's making you cry. he loves to see your face turning dumb, eyes wide shut, mouth leaking too much saliva, stupid babbles coming from your trembling lips. he's just pushing himself so deep inside your swollen core, breathy moans filling his lips as his cock hardly twitch between your walls, making your throbs even more. you can't even breathe without choking on yourself.
it's like he knows how to take all your energy with his thrusts. his cock won't leave your pussy alone, the veins still hard and bulged with pumping blood, and balls full even after your first orgasm. but not only he wanted you to come but to squirt too.
“ r-rafe, i feel it coming…nghh! ah stop. i c-ca…” “ just let it go, baby. can you do that for me ? ” and it happens just two seconds after, your stretched pussy opening bigger to splash a strong liquid over your folds and making a pool everywhere on yourself. you can't even process the situation that his dick is back into your walls again, merciless pounding your wetted hole. with the same fucked pace. you're such a shivering mess you can't feel anything except the length that's driving hard in your soaked insides. now that you're squirted, it's such a big wet place on your cunt. and he leads him to make you squirt another time. the sound of your pussy pumping his dick is so squishy and loud.
when he comes inside you, you can be sure it's gonna leak a lot from your slick. he's gonna fuck until his balls are empty, and your pussy gonna coats with so much of his sperm.
to be sure of his cock being dry, he's softly slapping at your lips with the tip, and making you clean it. he loves how sloppy you're sucking when you're tired, but he's a hard sucker for the look you give him when his dick weakly falls out of your mouth, and a stream of his sperm sticks at your lower lips.
and you're just off, laying your body back to the sheets.
you can't believe this man was soon forties. you simply can't believe it.
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halo-com · 2 months ago
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MARK GRAYSON PLEASE LET ME HIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! PLEASE LEMME EYB, PLEASE LEMME OVERSTIMULATE THAT INVINCIDIH, PLEASE LEMME GRAB THAT JIGGLING GYATT!!!! PPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEEE😭😭
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snuuyfanged · 2 months ago
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dropping this on here as proof i'm capable of making normal picmix gifs (i just choose not to)
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a-most-beloved-fool · 25 days ago
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I'll always love how the heights of the rest of the DS9 cast make Kira Nerys look small. That woman is 5'8", and yet I see her on-screen and I think, "so tiny! so fierce!".
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oneshotprincess · 8 months ago
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i think the thing that annoys me most about 'bad dad' clark fics is the fact that they feel really mean-spirited about superman in general. almost like they're telling ppl 'seee! superman's not great after all! he's just as bad as you and me! in fact, he's worse! look at how he's treating this innocent child' and it's almost like lex luthor himself is running a smear campaign on ao3
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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year ago
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Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)
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neo-mimosa · 2 months ago
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affectionate hug by an eldritch boyfriend
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lemonerix · 10 months ago
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hetadoodles :P
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fedoraspooky · 2 months ago
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Frank (formerly known as Felicity the Cat) and "Sailboat" Ollie Oxinfrey
These two were in an earlier toon ttrpg I was playing in, which was a modified version of Eat the Reich (we played old 40s-era cartoon characters instead of vampires).
They're basically that universe's Felix and Steamboat Willie, who both later got rebooted into noir-style private detectives (credit where it's due, I basically took this idea and ran with it bc I really wanted to see how it'd play out <XD).
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