Principal Prescott just wants to get rid of Dulce already, but might as well get some free meals out of her while she's still around, no?
Transcript:
Dulce: I have to take matters into my own hands. The school lunch really ain’t it.
Lorena: Hey, Dulce! You’re here too.
Dulce: Great minds think alike, Lorena.
Lorena: *Gets ideas* Soooo, I was thinking. You’re cool and popular. You should throw a party sometime.
Dulce: HA! No way, my parents wouldn’t let me do that.
Dulce: *Remembers that her Tía Irene and Tío Teodor will be gone for the weekend* Oh, hold on..... actually, I’ll take you up on that. Party on Friday night at the Medinas’ house. Tell everyone.
A WILD SCHOOL PRINCIPAL APPEARS...
Principal Prescott: What do we have here?
Lorena: Oh my gosh, Ms. Prescott! Please don’t take away our senior privileges.
Dulce: Hey, Prescott. Do you want a sandwich too?
Principal Prescott: No cheese. Extra mustard.
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Bruce’s cape isn’t huge to hide his body type or anything it’s huge so that if he needs to he can swaddle his kids burrito style and just carry them to the Batmobile. There is no escaping the cape swaddle. Yes this works on all of them, not even Cassandra can escape.
Bold of you to assume she doesn't purposely get hurt on missions bc she wants affection but can't/doesn't know how to communicate it like the rest of her siblings do-
NO OKAY I'M SERIOUS- PLEASE!!! @kiyterra already knows the depth of my feelings when it comes to Batdad's beloved cape; Oh, to be a batkid, softly rolled up in bullet resistant fabric like a dangerous sushi!!!
Bruce would also (bc I am soft for this at this point. Tag game what overdone, cliche trope are you) hold them in his arms even after they reach the Batmobile. He loves to do it to Damian the most bc he finds the tantrums adorable
Headcanon that the bat kids also steal Bruce's cape to use as a blanket
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Someone pissed me off a couple of days ago
So! Below are several links to programs and foundations that promote adult literacy! Hundreds of millions of adults world wide were failed by their education system and now must fend for themselves while trying to read contracts and hospital bills and infographics from the CDC. But they don't have to be alone, and it is never too late to learn!
ProLiteracy: A network of educators, researchers, and advocates which provides research reports, learning materials, and other support to adult education programs. They assist with connecting volunteers to local programs and provide guidance and support to community leaders trying to use their programs' findings to advocate for social and political change.
Adult Literacy League: An adult education program in Central Florida, which aims to provide students with one on one attention to foster growth and confidence. It also offers English Second Language courses and job skills training, and each new student receives a comprehensive assessment to determine the best plan for them.
Saint Vincent and Sarah Fisher Center's Foundational Skills Program: A 100% free adult education program aimed at adults reading below a fifth grade level. It operates year round and is either in person or remote, and they now have a GED testing center that is open to students and the public alike.
Washtenaw Literacy: A free network of trained tutors for adults in Washtenaw County, Michigan.
Adult Learning Program (Las Vegas/Clark County): Free education classes to those lacking a high school diploma, those seeking to learn ESL, and adults who read below an eighth grade level. Also assists in students' search for gainful employment. Nevada got so fucked by COVID and the education/literacy numbers in the South West are grim. Please help these guys.
Hawaii Literacy: In addition to helping adult residents of Hawaii Island learn to read and write AND bridging the education gap in Hawaii's underserved children, they offer computer literacy classes, ESL classes, and a bookmobile. 1 in 6 Hawaiian adults struggle to read and write.
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5 headcanons for any maxpreg universe........
(thank you for number 77 anon! ) Have some generalised maxpreg hc’s bc I can’t remember any of my maxpreg universes from the top of my head.
cw: mention of miscarriage/poor body image following pregnancy but no major angst!
I think Max would love, love, love being pregnant, but I think he’d maybe feel a little insecure with the permanent changes of his body afterwards. His stretch marks, how it’s harder to snap back to his pre-pregnancy weight, especially if he’s planning to race again (which I think he would be depending on the au). Daniel on the other hand, he would be ravenous for every single change, would be pawing at Max constantly after, desperate to touch the marks on his body, to shower Max with praise and remind him how amazing he is, he did this beautiful thing for them.
I think the hesitations about his postpreg body however would NOT deter Max from wanting more babies (he’s like, of course the solution is to be pregnant all the time so I am never feeling bad about my body after) and like, idk by baby number three Daniel has to be like…sweetheart, I think…maybe…it’s enough? He loves their kids, he just worries about if they have enough attention and time to divide between them. But Max is like, Daniel of course we cannot stop on an odd number! One will be left out when they play:( so they have one more lol and Daniel grumbles about having to buy a 7 seater
BUT I think the last baby, is more of a struggle. Like with the first three it felt like Daniel only had to look at Max when he was ovulating (do not make me think of the logistics of mpreg or I will never write it again lmao) and he was pregnant. But this one, it takes a lot, lot longer, and for realism sake (she says, writing mpreg) I think they have maybe one early miscarriage (I will keep my angsty thoughts over this to myself). So when they do get their last little baby, Daniel cries into Max’s hair in the hospital bed, harder than when they had all the others, and all Max can do is smile and tell him, ‘I think you are right now. It is enough.’ And that’s them, that’s their family!
I think they have three girls! And the last one is a little boy. Which I think would have been more fraught for Max if he’d been one of their first, but by that time he’s confident in his parenting skills. He’s never shouted at the girls, or at Daniel in front of the girls. He’s got this. Daniel looks at him when they get the sex during the ultrasound and asks, ‘okay Maxy?’ and Max takes a beat and then tells him, ‘it is perfect, I think.’
Daniel would 100% such at Max’s tits so much that Max worries every time that he’ll be all dried up by the time the babies comes (sorry not sorry) but he never is
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you're a magical girl!
you don't get to choose the artist/song. you don't get to add your own bs "in the tags". you don't get to "see results". pick a terrible genre or get out lol
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