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hockeynoses ยท 11 months
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Happy Halloween! (a snz fic)
Male - cold, mess!, implied future contagion
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He wakes up to sinuses that are absolutely packed with congestion. Heโ€™d gone to sleep last night with a tickle in his throat and a bit of a headache, but he certainly didnโ€™t expect to wake up to this.
His nose starts streaming the second he sits up in bed, setting off a tickle deep in his nose. Still hazy from sleep and a head that feels like itโ€™s stuffed full of cotton, he only manages to get his hand halfway to his face before erupting with a thick sneeze โ€“ โ€œheh-nnggKโ€™SHO!โ€ that forces the gunk that had accumulated in his sinuses out, covering his hand in mess, the rest escaping into the air. Heโ€™s left with twin trails of clear liquid coating his upper lip as he shivers, dazed.
Leaning over to the nightstand, he thanks his past self for keeping a box of tissues stocked there as he pulls out several of them. He buries his face in the soft cotton and lets out a truly ill-sounding blow. The sound of it crackles through the air as more snot is dislodged, filling the bundle and soaking through to his hands.
He throws the ruined tissues to the floor and grabs the box, setting it next to him on the bed and pulling out fresh ones. His breath scissors in his chest before he snaps forward with a violent โ€“ โ€œhuhโ€ฆha-AHHโ€™EEHGGSHHโ€™IUE!โ€ that explodes out of him.
He doesnโ€™t dare remove the tissues from his face, groaning as he feels the wet mess of it against his skin. He gives a damp, clearing blow, strong enough to shift the pressure in his ears. Heโ€™s forced to breathe through his mouth as he crumples up the Kleenex and tosses them to the side.
Iโ€™m going to go through the whole box by noon, at this point, he thinks, flopping back onto his soft pillows. He rubs his knuckles against his itchy nose, already well on its way to becoming pink.
It fucking had to be today, he laments, allowing himself a small pity party. Itโ€™s Halloween, and heโ€™d been planning on spending the day making treats for the party later tonight, as well as handing out candy to the trick or treaters. Heโ€™s just going to have to power through. Maybe it just seems worse because itโ€™s still early and his body hasnโ€™t had time to wake up yet.
As soon as he thinks it, his nostrils flare and heโ€™s surprised by a wrenching double โ€“ โ€œhaโ€™GSSHHโ€™IUE! Huh..haโ€™NGGSSHHโ€™uh!โ€ At the mercy of his own body and unable to cover in time, the viscous spray of it mists the sheets in front of him. โ€œUghโ€ฆ oh god,โ€ he groans, swiping at the mess on his face with his hand.
Remembering the box next to him, he pulls out a fistful of Kleenex and releases a gurgling, cold-ridden blow into the waiting tissues.
โ€œFugg, I donโ€™t wadda be โ€“ hehโ€ฆ haโ€™ERRSSHHโ€™IUE! โ€“ SNF. I donโ€™t wadda be sigg today.โ€ Noting the squishy pressure that still clogs his sinuses after so many clearing sneezes, he resigns himself to the fact that he most likely has come down with the cold from hell.
Yet, determined as he is, heโ€™s not going to let it stop him from going on with his plans. He can still make the food for the party tonight, heโ€™ll just have to be very careful about washing his hands and covering his sneezes. If he has to make them one-handed while holding a tissue to his dripping nose the whole time, then so be it.
He should be able to hide his illness enough that no one will be worried. Hopefully heโ€™ll be able to hold it off enough so they wonโ€™t take one look at him and decide it isnโ€™t worth the risk. Hell, the way he sounds, even just being in the same room as him might be risky enough. But he canโ€™t let his friends down, and he doesnโ€™t want to miss the party.
Pulling more tissues from the box, he catches a harsh, scraping โ€“ โ€œuhโ€ฆhuhโ€ฆhaโ€™NNGGGSSHโ€™ah!โ€ into the bundle, containing all of the dense, contagious mess that his nose is constantly trying to force out of him. He gives one last marshy blow before getting up to start the day, box of tissues in hand. If he can just keep his nose under control, everything should be fine.
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freepassbound ยท 10 months
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๐Ÿ™„, ๐Ÿ“š, and ๐Ÿ’ป for the ask game please <3
๐Ÿ™„ What character from a movie/tv show/book etc. do you think was most like teenage you?
Shrek. Absolutely, Shrek.
๐Ÿ“š What were your favorite books growing up?
Well... I mean... it was the same as today - Star Trek books.
๐Ÿ’ป What type of Youtube content do you enjoy the most?
Uh, mostly I watch soccer videos. ๐Ÿ˜…
Analysis and gaming, though (sometimes highlights).
Otherwise, I just listen to music.
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aechlys ยท 26 days
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I like touching the words and feeling them up with my grubby little hands for all they're worth.
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#thoughts on translating songs lol#i'm kind of out of practice but when it's good shit I can pore over things for hours#atsushi's stuff is mad fun because he writes so many songs as just cool poetry which ads so much and so many twists#its so off the beaten path that a Japanese friend asked to see some of my work that they had to google the JAPANESE words bc they didnt know#like when you're out here stumping your fellow native speakers that's some top notch shit right there ๐Ÿ˜‚#plus it then all becomes an interesting puzzle to solve#you can solve it simply and bluntly- or you can tear yourself apart trying to mold it into the closest possible shape to the original#lately I've been opting for the latter because I just love the poetry of it but I also kind of want to have a second plain meaning version#so like between the two you understand but also Get the vibe you know?#and even then I can only take it so far because as a non native speak I don't have infinite context behind me- just a piecemeal at best#which I why I like having a native speaker friend tell me if I've gone too overboard or not overboard enough#I had one friend when I lived there who was a great partner for this and enjoyed the puzzles nearly as much as I did#we translated a whole metal music show to japanese and it was insane lmaooo but we pulled it off!! and it was hard work but fun!!#i miss her a lot#idk where I'm going with this- anyway I love this shit it's such a fun sandbox#I like to be extremely accurate while also accounting for all the other artistry which is a tough order#but I hate hate hate translations that just make up shit- at that point just do it straight!!#it's what got me into all this mess to begin with- lousy song translations! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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beedalee ยท 5 months
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Tempest of Lightning โšก
August 2023!!! ๐Ÿ’• โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ โšก โ›ˆ๏ธ Very excited abt this one ๐Ÿ˜‚ I've wanted to do fanart of mommy urbosa since BotW- better late than never lol!
I've been chipping away at tears of the kingdom and Iโ€™ve been LOVING falling through the sky as my primary means of travel and avoid all major battles as often as possible because i am absolute chicken sh*t lmao. Itโ€™s been great fun!!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ
shoutout toย @dyemelikeasunset ย who helped me make sense of that sword ๐Ÿฅดโค๏ธ
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sanguineterrain ยท 1 year
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Hi again ๐Ÿ˜Š You suggested i could send another prompt, soooโ€ฆ maybe you & Jason have been together awhile, and youโ€™re kidnapped by (choose your villain) and Jason is worried and frantic but trying to not show it of course, and negotiating for your safety? Ends up rescuing you of course, in whichever way you prefer, and then they find comfort in each-other ๐Ÿ’—
I havenโ€™t had time or energy to work on my WIP lately so this is very lovely and gratifying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’—
aghh that's the worst! wishing you luck on your wip!! i'm glad you like these <3 requests are open for jason, dick, and MAWS!clark kent btw!
this one is very batfam focused hehehe. ft dramatic ass jason and his surprise kidnapped fiancรฉ lol.
jason todd x gn!reader. tw: violence, kidnapped reader, reader is pushed off a building for a moment but they're okay dw <3, batfam feels, jason being a protective bf, bruce being a GOOD DAD! c:
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"Actually, if we're being honest, if anyone has the most trauma in this family, it'sโ€”"
Batman grunts. "Really, Spoiler, not now."
The comm line crackles as Stephanie sniffs. "Fine. Stay in denial."
"Bats."
Every bat and bird in Gotham goes still.
"Hood?" Barbara asks carefully, already tracking his comm link.
"Oracle," he says, clipped. "I'm gonna get right to it: I need a favor. Can you help? Yes or no."
"Little Wing, where have you been?" Dick asks. "We've allโ€”"
"Shut up, Nightwing," Jason growls. "Either you help me or not. Which is it?"
"We'll help you, Hood," Bruce says, voice washing over Jason like a balm.
Jason takes a deep breath. It's okay. He'll find you. Batman always beats the bad guys.
He fiddles with his jacket zipper. Moments tick by. Dick remains crouched on a rooftop. Damian is similarly poised.
"My..." Jason swallows. "My... fiancรฉ's been taken."
The comm explodes with noise. Jason winces and digs the bud out of his ear for several seconds.
"Fiancรฉ?!"
"You're getting marriedโ€”"
"When was thisโ€”"
"Who areโ€”"
"Enough," Jason growls, finally shoving the bud back into his ear. "I don't have fucking time for this. Yes, I am engaged, and they've been taken. No more questions."
"Tt. You are engaged? Impossible. Batman, clearly someone has hacked the line pretending to be Hood," Damian says, folding his arms.
Jason rolls his eyes. "Believe it or not, demon bird, I found someone crazy enough to marry me."
"Little Wing, Iโ€”I'm really proud ofโ€”"
"Shut up!" Jason pinches the bridge of his nose. This was a bad idea. You're in trouble, and Jason intends to tear Gotham apart to find you, but involving his family? Has he really stooped so low...
Deep breath. His focus is you. You're the only person that matters.
"Look, I'm telling you because Oracle's tracking me anyway, and B would snoop until he figured out who I'm really looking for, so it's easier to just tell you. But make no mistake: you aren't my family, and you won't see us again after tonight."
Bruce's throat tightens. His cape flutters in the wind.
"Very well," he says after a couple beats. "Last known location?"
"I'm sending you the address now. I've retraced my steps a hundred times though, and I can'tโ€”" Jason grits his teeth. He can't tear up or break things, not again. "Fuck. I can't fucking find them, B. I... I don't know if-if maybe I'm too lateโ€”"
"You're not," Dick says automatically. "We'll find them, Little Wing. We'll bring them home."
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Your head is on fire.
It feels like there's a thousand needles pelting your skull. Whatever you were drugged with, it's hard stuff, and it hasn't worn away yet.
You look up; you're gagged and tied to some kind of support beam. As your vision clears, you see that you're in one of the new high rise-in-progress. Only the skeleton of the building has been completed because if Bruce Wayne isn't involved, construction takes forever to complete.
Faintly, you recall Jason mentioning something about a construction company leaving half finished projects across the country and using them as havens for criminal activities.
Yeah. This is not good.
"Where the fuck is he?" The voice echoes across the concrete floor foundation.
"Mike, we sentโ€”"
"I don't give a fuck what you did; obviously, you screwed up! He's not coming!"
You close your eyes, trying not to throw up on your gag. Your head spins when you open your eyes again.
Who's not coming? Your rescuer? Or somebody worse than your kidnappers?
You try to take a deep breath, but your chest tightens instead.
"Fine," Mike barks in the adjacent room. "If that hooded psychopath doesn't show up, we'll just dump this one. That'll send a message. Prepare the explosives."
A door swings open, and you flinch. You cower, shrinking from the figure.
"You better hope he shows," the guy growls, and cocks his gun. "Your boyfriend is the only reason you're still alive. It'll be such fun to watch him fall to his death, don't you think?"
You try not to show your swelling panic. How does he know about you and Jason? And you have to warn him. Explosives. Jason's walking straight into a trap, without backup, because you know he'll be alone. He always works alone.
Mike sneers and waves the gun around.
"Oh, yeah. I know your secrets. In bed with Gotham's biggest crime lord. You must be his favorite. I can see why."
"Mike!" someone shouts. "We got company!"
Mike's eyes blaze cruelly. "Showtime. You're coming with me."
You thrash as hard as you can because if there's one thing Jason taught you, it's to always fight back.
Mike backhands you hard enough to send you sprawling. Your hands are bound, so you can't catch yourself, and you hit your head on the concrete. Blood pools in your gums.
"Try that shit again, bitch," he snarls, and hefts you up.
He drags you up a flight of stairs. Your head throbs, and now your jaw aches. You're too dizzy to try to fight back again.
You end up on the roof, which is a miasma of beams and wooden lattices. Wind cuts through your face, and you close your eyes so they don't water.
"Hood!" Mike crows. "Wonderful of you to join us!"
"Wish I could say the same," Jason says, and your heart leaps at the sound of his voice.
You start to shout through your gag because you have to warn him. It's a trap, he'll kill you bothโ€”
Mike wraps his arm around your throat and squeezes. Air stops, and you choke on your cries.
"I'll kill you," Jason snarls, and you know he wants to say more, but he's trying to protect you. "Let them go and maybe I won't break every bone in your body."
"Oh, don't worry. You two will be reunited soon. What is it they say? Love blinds you?"
"Michael Cassidy," a new voice says, deep and deadly. "Let go of the hostage. We can talk this out."
You crack open your eyes. Is that... Batman? And Robin? And... Nightwing? Whatโ€”
The arm around your throat tightens and you gasp for air as you start to choke for real. Oh God. Batman's going to die because of you.
"You involved Batman?" Mike snarls, now truly irate. You feel yourself being dragged backward, toward the edge. Your stomach rolls in warning.
"Take it easy," Batman says, palms up. "We can work this out."
"You can't play fair?" Mike shouts. "Then neither will I!"
The wood beneath your feet is gone. You're falling.
"No!"
But no sooner than you fall are you caught. Warm arms encircle your waist, and you're jerked to a stop before you can fall more than a few feet.
"I got you, baby, I got you."
Jason is connected to a grapple. At the roof edge is Batman, Nightwing, and Spoiler, all holding the grapple.
You shake your head, screaming against your gag. Bomb. Bomb!
"'S alright, 's alright, sweetheart, I won't drop you."
You scream urgently through your gag, butting your head against his helmet. Jason pulls your gag half free and you choke out the warning.
"B-bomb!"
His grip tightens. "Shit. B, get out of here! Place is rigged to blow!"
The first explosion goes off. Jason meets your gaze. He's terrified, you can tell, but he tries to mask it.
"Let go," he says.
"Whโ€”"
"He'll catch you," Jason promises. "I trust him."
And then he lets go.
Several more explosions go off. The building begins to crumble. Dust and heat sweep across your face and lodge in your already sore throat. You scream, in the air for a few more seconds.
Then you crash into gray body armor. A cowl, a cape.
"It's alright," Batman gruffly says. "Hold on tight."
Batman swings you both to safety on an adjacent rooftop. You watch him dive back into the flames. It isn't long before Jason swings out of the smoke, then the others. He pulls off his helmet and tosses it to the side, arms open.
You run and bury your face in Jason's neck, clinging to him. He hugs your tightly and rubs your back, saying over and over, I got you.
You sigh and slacken out of exhaustion.
"I've got you, baby," he says, though his voice is wet this time. "You're safe."
Jason checks over your wounds. You see the rage cross his face several times at every bruise and cut on you. He doesn't let go of you even after he's done. He's shaking too, perhaps more than you, as he cuts your binds and completely removes your gag.
The Bats land gracefully behind you. Jason stiffens as they do.
You kiss his jaw. His gaze returns to you.
"You saved me," you say.
"I always will," he says. "Always."
"Are either of you injured?"
Batman suddenly swishes to your side. You blink, startled.
"Nothing serious," you say. Jason grunts unhappily at that. You manage a smile. "Thank you. All of you. Thank you so much."
Jason nods stiffly. "Thanks, Bats."
Nightwing smiles, face soft with affection. "'Course, Hood. And, uh, Hood's fiancรฉ. We're there any time you need us."
"That's right, chum," Batman says. The obvious care in his voice makes you ache.
Jason had called his family. His family with whom he has a plethora of problems. He'd called them for you.
"Jay," you say, voice thick with emotion. He seems to understand instantly.
"I'll always bring you home," he vows, cupping your face. "Whatever it takes."
He pulls you to him like he can't bear to be away from you any longer.
You squeeze his wrists. "I know. It's okay, Jay. I'm okay."
Out of the corner of your eye, you see that the Bats still have not dispersed. Spoiler looks like she's about to melt into a puddle. Nightwing is the same. Even Batman looks a little sentimental.
Robin is the only one scowling, tapping his foot impatiently.
"Hood, are you not going to introduce your fiance-we-just-learned-existed-tonight?" Robin asks, arms folded.
Jason huffs. "Not with those manners, demon brat."
You roll your eyes and extend your hand to Batman. You say your name, smiling.
"It's an honor to meet you, sir," you say.
Batman laughs, and it sounds a little fond. It's also kind of weird to hear Batman laugh. "No sir necessary. It's equally an honor to meet the person my son is marrying."
Jason makes a choked little noise. You beam.
"Well," Batman murmurs. "We'll let you two get home. We'll track down the rest of Michael's thugsโ€”"
"Come to the wedding," Jason blurts.
Batman stills. "Me?" he asks carefully.
"Everybody," Jason says, tugging you into his side. "Uncle Clark, Aunt Diana, Selina, your ten thousand kids, everyone."
He turns to you. "I-I mean, as long as that's okay with you, baby."
"Oh, Jay. It's your family. Of course I want them to come." You lean in to whisper in his ear. "I'm proud of you."
"Little Wing, c'mere!"
Nightwing tackles Jason in a hug, then drags Robin, who protests loudly, in by his cape. Spoiler snaps a picture from the sideline.
"Now that's adorable," she says.
Batman looks at you. He removes his cowl, and you gasp quietly. He smiles, and it makes him look decades younger. You guess he hasn't smiled much since he lost Jason.
"Thank you," he says.
You tilt your head. "For what?"
"For bringing him back to us."
You duck your head. "Oh, Mr. Wayne, that wasn't meโ€”"
"Bruce," he corrects gently. "And it was. You played a bigger part than you know. You saved him. Thank you."
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landograndprix ยท 1 year
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ใ€ŒFeel the magic เน› l.nใ€
part vi
โœง.* it seems you slowly but finally get your old self back, making lando insecure as your new found confidence catches the eyes of more than one driver.
โœง.* boosting girlies confidence before we ruin it again, just a little filler. this is just a feel good part for girlie and some struggling for lando. This is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya โค๏ธ
โœง.* prev part - next part
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mclaren front row locked in ๐Ÿ”’ P1 and P2 for the best team on the grid! ๐Ÿงก
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mclarennorris oh we're so back!
charlos16 never ever did I think I'd see the day max verstappen gets out qualified let alone by his own teammate ๐Ÿ˜‚
y/nluvv y/n had a shit ton of poles last season but red bull always fucked up her races..
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michael90 best team on the grid for sure!
hamilt44n getting y/n back on the team was definitely the right move! Lando doesn't have to carry the team on his back all by himself anymore.
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fewtrelllando I saw your live stream, dude was about to cry happy tears ๐Ÿ˜‚ sorry about your girlfriend not making it into q2 though ๐Ÿ˜”
maxmaxmax GIRLFRIEND?!
fewtrelllando yeah Cecile..still a rumor but they're together in my head lmfao..we out here being delulu on the main
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w2soneshots ยท 7 months
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Ready -W2S
words: 0.9k+
warnings: pregnancy.
summary: you and Harry prepare for your baby to arrive.
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I unexpectedly found out that I was pregnant 6 months ago. I told Harry the night I found out, just after he'd been at a long sidemen shoot. He was shocked and we were both scared but also excited, and there was absolutely no question if we were or weren't going to keep it. Me and Harry have been together for just under 3 years, and had spoken about kids but it wasn't something we were thinking about now. Harry's so busy with videos, meetings etc. I'm very busy with my socials, I lost out on a PLT collab because I was pregnant. I went to the first scan with Faith because Harry couldn't miss a sidemen shoot. We found out that we were having a girl privately in our home then told everyone separately when we saw them.
It's been difficult so far but lately I've been feeling much better about it all. Harry has been trying to spend as much time with me as he possibly can and always profusely apologises when he can't be there for me, bless him. Faith has been a major help, I've also learned a lot about babies since I spend so much time with Olive. All of the boys have been sweet to. When we told them, Harry brought me along to a more sidemen shoot. As we were sitting on the couch Harry suddenly blurted out "by the way I'm gonna need a little time off soon." The boys were confused "what why?" Ethan asked. "Just to look after the baby." Harry said calmly. I tried desperately to hold in my smile. "Baby... what do you- OH MY GOD!" JJ jumped up with excitement. I smiled "surprise!" They all immediately began congratulating us.
Today it's Harry's day off and we're going shopping for the baby's nursery. We haven't had much spare time to buy anything. But one night, after he'd been out all day, Harry came home with a little white polar bear sleep suit along with some matching booties. My hormones were clearly all over the place because I ended up in tears because of how cute it was. I got up and ready, made some breakfast then woke Harry up. "Haz, wake up!" I said shaking him softly. He yawned "morning." he said with the morning voice I love so much. He got up, we had breakfast, he got dressed, then we left. We got a taxi into central London, payed and thanked the driver then headed straight into the first baby store I spotted.
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A few hours later after we'd had lunch and spent an unholy amount of money it was time to go home. We got a cab back to our house and Harry carried in all of the bags up through the the door and placed them in the (currently empty) nursery. That night we ordered a crib, dresser/changing table and a few other things we needed for the nursery, clearly buying things for the baby kick-started my brain into realising how un prepared we were.
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The next day most of the things arrived, most importantly the crib and dresser. Harry had to be at a sidemen meeting so I decided to begin building some of the little, less heavy things. Later I heard the front door open and padded footsteps toward the nursery. "Hey." I said softly with a smile and tried to stand from my cross legged position. Harry practically launched forward to help me up. I laughed "thank you." and made a face. He furrowed his brows "what?" He asked with a slight smirk. "You're just really cute." I said and pecked him on the lips.
We ordered some dinner and after we ate we got straight back to working on the nursery. And thankfully I now had Harry to move all of the heavy things around. "No, the other way!" I said pointing from the instructions then back to the half built crib. "Ah, there we go!" he said as it clicked into place. Soon the entire crib was built, along with the dresser and everything else. It was pretty much done, just needed some decorations.
We stood by the door and admired the room. A tear slid down my cheek. "Are you ok?" Harry asked with slight panic in his voice. I looked at him "fine, I just- I was terrified when I first found out we were gonna have a baby, that would be my responsibility to keep alive and healthy. But now I- I feel ready to be a mum." I said with a sniffle. He smiled and pulled me into a soft hug. "You're gonna be an incredible mum." he said into my hair. I pulled back and smiled "and you'll be an amazing dad." I said. He placed a hand on my bump "I love you both so much." he said as his eyes flickered down to my belly. "We love you too."
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arcsimper5 ยท 11 months
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Hehe, the first kiss prompts are irresistible! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’™ Iโ€™ve got a request, if you find it inspiring, and if not, feel free to ignore!
How about hands on the cheeksโ€ฆ with whomever you are most feelin? ๐Ÿฅน Just that deliciously satisfying yearning finally coming to fruition? ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Fun to read if you choose to write it! ๐Ÿ’™
AHHHH I'm so sorry it took me so long to answer this, I've been so caught up in work and writing other stuff but AHHH I FINALLY DID IT!
I went with Hunter, because it just seemed right to me, I hope you like it!
Word count: 2626 Pairing: Hunter x Reader (no name) Rating: M (blood, minor injury, peril, darkness, lots of angst, pining, premature mourning) Please let me know if I missed anything! And thank you so much for the prompt!
โ€œLook out!โ€
Hunterโ€™s warning came too late for you to respond, the ground beneath you trembling with the force of the cave-in rapidly gaining on your position.
Damn Cid, you thought to yourself, panting for breath as you sprinted forward, Omega by your side, damn her and her stupid missions. The cache sheโ€™d bought the location for had been empty, and youโ€™d already known this mission was going to be a disaster when the rain started pouring the moment you touched down.
Now, the rocks that made up the old cave system had finally buckled with the movement of the ground thanks to the water above, beginning with small creaks and groans, quickly turning into certain death, the rocks crashing behind you creating splintering crevasses in the ground.
You first felt your foot slip as the ground opened up beneath you, Omegaโ€™s shrill shriek ringing in your ears as the sensation of falling overtook you.
It wasnโ€™t even a conscious thought as you reached for Omega, using all of your strength to grab ahold of her jacket and throw her away from the rapidly growing hole in the ground, her eyes wide as Wrecker caught her midair and turned to run, your footing failing you.
As Omega screamed your name helplessly, Hunter turned, watching in horror as your eyes met seconds before you slipped out of view, consumed by complete and utter darkness.
Rocks and dirt crashed around you, one last deep breath taken as you landed with a sickening crunch onto hard ground, eyes closing as you waited for the end.
The groaning of rock on rock above you made you flinch, like nails on chalkboard, screaming in your ears while tiny streams of dirt and pebbles pelted your face.
Raising your hand in defense, an utterly useless motion against tonnes of rock, you chastised yourself internally, you waited. And waited.
The noise of the collapse faded, the steady flow of dirt and rocks dying out as the world around you settled, no longer tickling your face.
Daring to open your eyes, you found the exercise useless; pure, pitch black surrounded you, blinding you to your surroundings.
Swallowing hard, you dared to move a little, breath hitching as a few rocks fell from the gaps in your armour onto the floor below.
Feeling around, your hands came to rest on a large slab of rock above you, tracing the jagged edges to the sides of the crevasse; it had been caught mere feet above you by sheer luck, your lungs burning as you inhaled a shuddering breath, barely holding back manic laughter.
Youโ€™d survived the fall, and narrowly avoided being crushed by the falling rocks, but now you were faced with another problem; escaping your new prison.
Slowing your breathing, your thoughts drifted to Hunter, Omega and the others, tears burning in your eyes.
They were safe. Theyโ€™d made it out. But Hunterโ€™s scream of your name when heโ€™d seen you fall, the expression in his eyes as heโ€™d watched helplesslyโ€ฆ it only added to the regret building inside you.
You should have told him. You should have been honest. You should have admitted you loved him months ago, when you figured it out yourself, a night youโ€™d spent watching stars with him on top of the Marauder, your head laid on his chest as meteors scorched through the inky blackness overhead.
His warmth had radiated through every inch of your body, sending pleasant shivers through you as his hands ran up and down your arms, trying to warm you even more.
Youโ€™d come so close to kissing him then, your eyes locked with each others, flickering down to his lips and his to yours, a question in his gaze you wanted so badly to answer.
But as you were about to meet, eyes fluttering closed, preparing to brush your lips together, you jolted apart at Wreckerโ€™s shout as he came out to relieve Hunter of watch, clambering up onto the roof with you and joining in your star watching.
And nowโ€ฆ Now you might never get the chance.
The thought awoke something in you, some deep determination you didnโ€™t even realise you possessed.
You were not going to die like this. You were going to find a way out, back to your friends, you family. And you were going to tell Hunter how you felt.
As you nodded to yourself, a soft sound floated through the darkness, the loss of your vision enhancing your other senses to an almost painful degree. Holding your breath, you tilted your head slightly, hope flaring in your heart; it was waterโ€ฆ Running water!
If you could find your way to it, there may be an exit to the outside.
With one last firm nod, you steeled yourself, drawing a deep, shuddering breath as you scrambled to your feet and began feeling your way along the walls of the cave, following the sound.
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โ€œYou must calm down, Hunter,โ€ Tech ordered sternly as he watched Wrecker lift their brother away from the bloodied rocks that blocked what was once the entrance to the cave they had just escaped from, the sergeantโ€™s limbs flailing wildly as he fought against the grip holding him, tears streaming down his face.
โ€œNo, no! I needโ€ฆ we need to get her, to get her out!โ€
Wreckerโ€™s expression was one of pure anguish as he sat Hunter down on a rock next to Omega the young girlโ€™s legs pulled up to her chest, her body rocking as she cried silent tears of her own.
โ€œYour current emotional state is of no use to anyone,โ€ Tech informed him flatly, bending down as Wrecker stepped away, his hands held out as if trying to placate Hunter, like he might bolt back to the rocks at any moment, โ€œwe need to think about this clearly and rationally.โ€
Hunter shook his head, hands trembling as Tech tutted, grabbing his medkit from one of the pouches on his belt and examining his brotherโ€™s tattered fingers, the nails broken and ragged from clawing desperately at the rocks, small red rivulets dropping onto the floor below.
โ€œI should, should have been there,โ€ Hunter gasped, wincing as Tech sprayed his wounds with disinfectant, quickly adding bacta and beginning to wrap his fingers one by one, โ€œI shouldโ€ฆ should have stayed close. Sheโ€ฆ sheโ€™sโ€ฆโ€
Wreckerโ€™s breath hitched as he collapsed on the rock Omega was sat on, shaking his head.
โ€œDonโ€™t say it, Hunter,โ€ he pleaded, opening his arm to his sister as she let out a sob, crawling into his lap seeking comfort, โ€œpleaseโ€ฆ donโ€™tโ€ฆโ€
โ€œItโ€™s my fault,โ€ Omega sniffed wetly from his arms, every breath hitching as she cried into his chest, โ€œif I hadnโ€™t fallen, if she hadnโ€™t come back for meโ€ฆโ€
Behind them, Echo crested the small hill, coming back into view from his trip to the Marauder, a seismic scanner hung around his neck by a frayed canvas strap. He paused as he heard Omegaโ€™s sobbing, taking in the sight of his brothers, his jaw clenching.
โ€œHey, whatโ€™s with the tears?โ€ he called sternly, moving to stand in front of them as Tech finished with Hunterโ€™s bandages, the sergeant staring at the ground in despair. โ€œI thought we were getting ready for a rescue?โ€
โ€œSheโ€™s gone,โ€ Hunter croaked, his tone utterly broken, โ€œIโ€ฆ I canโ€™t hear her. Canโ€™tโ€ฆ canโ€™t feel her heartbeatโ€ฆโ€
Heโ€™d been straining himself since the moment heโ€™d lost sight of her, the fear in her eyes scorched forever into his memory. The settling earth murmured beneath them, the clouds above swelled and flowed across the sky, the sound of a small river a few kilometres away drifted through the air, but that was it.
Every one of the Batchโ€™s heartbeats rang in his ears, but not hers.
Echo frowned at him, waving the seismic scanner in annoyance.
โ€œWhy do you think Iโ€™ve got this?โ€ he questioned, frustrated as he moved towards Omega, crouching down in front of her. โ€œThe rock is too thick for Hunter to hear through. She might have fallen in deep, but sheโ€™s tough, like us. Weโ€™ll find her using this, and weโ€™ll get her out, yeah?โ€
Tech frowned, rolling his eyes at his brother.
โ€œThe likelihood of her having survived a fall and the subsequent rockslide, along with the risks presented by exposure and dehydration make her chances of survivalโ€ฆโ€
โ€œEnough,โ€ Echo snapped back at the engineer, snarling as tears conftinued to drip onto the dusty ground at Hunterโ€™s feet, the cyborg letting out a sigh. โ€œWeโ€™ve survived worse odds than this. Weโ€™ve been through the ringer, and weโ€™re all still here. Weโ€™re not giving up, you hear? Weโ€™ll get her back.โ€
Omega nodded, sniffing away her tears and wiping furiously at her face, steeling her expression as met Echoโ€™s gaze, nodding to the seismic scanner.
โ€œI want to help,โ€ she croaked, โ€œtell me how.โ€
Echo smiled weakly at her, his own emotions welling in his chest. He knew the chances were slim, but so were his chances of survival the Citadel. And yet here he was.
โ€œAtta girl,โ€ he smiled, jerking his head back as he looked at Wrecker. โ€œTech will come with me. Wreck, stay with Hunter. Make sure he doesnโ€™t do anything stupid.โ€
โ€œGotcha,โ€ Wrecker managed, forcing a smile as he let Omega down from his lap, clapping a large hand on her shoulder in comfort. โ€œEchoโ€™s right, kid. Weโ€™ll find her, โ€˜kay?โ€
โ€œโ€˜Kay,โ€ Omega replied with a weak smile, fighting back more tears as she latched herself to Echoโ€™s side, the cyborg ignoring the pointed look from Tech as they moved towards the cave entrance, firing up the scanner.
Hunter remained silent as Wrecker came to sat next to him, unsure of what to do. Heโ€™d never seen Hunter in a state like this, almost catatonic.
โ€œYaโ€ฆ ya doinโ€™ okay, Hunter?โ€ he prompted carefully, frowning when his brother huffed in annoyance. โ€œLook, I know it looks bad, but Echoโ€™s right! Weโ€™ve been through a lot. Sheโ€™s tough. If anyone could surviveโ€ฆโ€
โ€œI should have told her,โ€ Hunter interrupted him, Wrecker drawing back a little to look over Hunter, confused by the statement.
โ€œUhโ€ฆ Told her what?โ€
โ€œHow I felt,โ€ Hunter breathed, closing his eyes tightly, more fat tears falling into the dirt, staining the earth with his grief. โ€œIโ€ฆ I had so many chancesโ€ฆ and Iโ€ฆ I couldnโ€™t. She deserves better than a clone. Better than me. I let her down. Iโ€™ve done it again, let her fallโ€ฆโ€
When he finally looked up, meeting Wreckerโ€™s gaze, there was an utterly broken look in his eyes, one that caused Wreckerโ€™s throat to tighten uncomfortably.
โ€œI love her, Wreckโ€ฆ I love her, and Iโ€ฆ I didnโ€™tโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll never get to tell her. Iโ€ฆ Iโ€™m so stupidโ€ฆโ€
Falling back into silence, Hunter looked up to the sky, drawing in deep shuddering breaths.
โ€œYa canโ€™t blame yourself, Hunter,โ€ Wrecker tried desperate, laying a hand on his brotherโ€™s shoulder, โ€œshe knew what she was doing. She saved โ€˜Mega.โ€
โ€œAnd I should have been there,โ€ Hunter hissed through gritted teeth, anger growing from his sadness, โ€œI should haveโ€ฆโ€
A sudden splashing sound caught his attention, distant, but clear.
Wrecker began to speak again, but quickly fell silent as Hunter shushed him, standing up and closing his eyes, listening intently.
Tech, Echo and Omega were still at the cave entrance, conversing lowly, the soft hum of the seismic sensor fading into the background as he focused on the faint sound in the distance, the sound echoing over the sand covered hills.
The splashing sounded again, this time accompanied by a gasp and a cough, spluttering and more deep breaths, a faint heartbeat vibrating through the air.
Hunter didnโ€™t even speak, he simply opened his eyes and ran, ignoring Wreckerโ€™s shout after him. He heard Echo, Tech and Omega call as well, their footsteps quickly joining to pursue him, but it didnโ€™t matter.
Not when he could feel that familiar thumping, not when he could hear the clacking of plastoid.
He didnโ€™t know how far he ran, nor did he care about the way his lungs burned with the effort, his legs trembling by the time he crested the hill just above where the sound was coming from, soft words beginning to float through the air, unmistakable.
โ€œHavoc 1, come in? Havoc 2? Echo? Anyone?โ€
With one last push, he made it to the ridge, his knees giving out as he caught sight of her, the familiar outline, scent and voice overwhelming him.
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A gasp of your name behind you made you jump as you pocketed your drenched comm, tutting in annoyance as water ran out of it, the electronics completely fried.
Wondering if youโ€™d imagined it, you turned quickly, you breath hitching in your throat as you saw Hunter kneeled in the sand, his eyes wide, tears rolling down his cheeks as he panted for breath. He had obviously been sprinting, beads of sweat trailing down his forehead, his hair mussed, bandana askew.
โ€œHunter,โ€ you breathed, the relief in your voice palpable. Scrambling towards him through the ankle deep water, you ignored the sting of the cuts and bruises that littered your body.
The escape from the cave system had been terrifying, being swept down an unground rapid system after wading through the river for some time, clutching at the walls in total darkness. And yet, youโ€™d made it out, battered and beaten, but alive.
As Hunter called your name again, his voice broken with emotion, you scrambled up the bank, tears beginning to spill down your own cheeks as you got closer, his hands reaching out to you, as if he wasnโ€™t sure if what he was seeing was real.
Within moments, you were out of the water, your clothes and hair still sopping wet, body trembling with adrenaline and cold, mere steps from him when he grabbed out for you, pulling you to your knees in front of him. A sob left his chest as he pressed his forehead to yours, uncaring of the water that still dripped from every inch of you, his hands coming up to cup your face, thumbs resting on your cheekbones.
โ€œC-Cyare,โ€ he choked, closing his eyes, breathing you in, โ€œIโ€™m so, Iโ€™m so kriffing sorry. I should have been there, I should have been with youโ€ฆโ€
โ€œHunter, donโ€™t,โ€ you pleaded thickly, leaning into his embrace, pure relief rushing through every fibre of your being. โ€œI did what I had to, I needed to get Omega out, Iโ€ฆโ€
Your words were cut off as he tilted his head back, his lips finding yours, crashing your mouths together with a passion that caught you off guard. You whimpered into his mouth as he clutched at you, fingertips digging into your jaw, holding you so tightly it might bruise, like if he let go you might float away.
Moaning as he slid his tongue over your bottom lip, he took full advantage, tilting his head to the side to deepen the kiss, your own hands moving to cord through his hair, remaining tangled in the thick, sweat soaked curls even as you parted, both panting for breath.
โ€œShould have done that months ago,โ€ he whispered, his lips brushing yours with every word, his eyes focusing on yours, warm swirling pools of molten chocolate causing a swirling deep in your gut, โ€œI should never have waited. Iโ€ฆ I love you, cyareโ€ฆ Forgive me?โ€
As the roar of the Marauderโ€™s engines drifted through the air, the ship growing closer with every passing moment, you simply sighed as you pecked his lips again, tears of joy painting your cheeks.
โ€œThereโ€™s nothing to forgive, Hunter,โ€ you reassured him, pressing your foreheads together once more, a shiver running through you both. โ€œAnd I love you too.โ€
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the-whispers-of-death ยท 3 months
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Hello there! I am the Dilf requester anon :D. Can I ask you to continue the series?? OFC IT'S UP TO YOU!! (it can be anything really)
Btw looove your works!!!
It's been a month, but I've finally gotten to this ask, thanks to @3amfanfiction giving me suggestions on the next part for this. (Godsend, I tell ya.)
Anyways, I hope this still satisfies you even though it's a month late. Thank you for your kind words.
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Ghost was a man who could follow orders. It was something that was ingrained in him after years of being in the military.
The thing was, he didn't follow just anyone's orders. They had to have his respect and more often than not, he clashed with his superiors when thinking their orders were bullshit. Price was the only one whose orders Ghost happily followed.
That was until he met you. You became the second person whose orders he could happily follow.
He's now in your kitchen, your kids quietly playing and doing their own things in the living room. He's dutifully waiting for your orders, his back straight like he's not a veteran but rather still the hardened soldier he used to be.
As you order him around the kitchen while you both make dinner for you, Ghost, and the kids, he finds himself thinking of how warm your orders are.
Everyone who has ever ordered him around has always been more rough than gentle, yet here you were. You're authoritative, but soft. Your voice doesn't harden with annoyance when he doesn't cut the vegetables the way you told him to.
No, instead, you walk over and gently place your hands on his, showing him how to cute the vegetables exactly the way you want him to. The gentle touch sends a shiver down his spine and your warm smile makes his heart skip a beat.
It's so easy to for him to fall into a rhythm with you despite this being the first time you two have cooked together. You lead him so well and he follows you so well. Like you two were made to do this together.
And when dinner is all done and finished, Ghost sets up the table as you call your kids to eat. He watches with his softened brown eyes as you walk back into the kitchen with a victorious smile, your kids shuffling in behind you.
He feels so warm and cozy as he sits with you and the kids, listening to the kids talk about their day as if he had always been a part of the family. Like this is his home, like he's right where he's meant to be.
Ghost follows orders, but only when he trusts and respects the person giving the orders. And he trusts you so much.
So much so that he has to take a sip of his drink just to stop himself from asking you to marry him right then and there.
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Okay, so this is short, far too short despite the fact that I took too long to get to this request. However, I'm not going to tear myself down for it.
I got it done and I'm relatively happy with it. And I hope you're happy with it too.
Between you and me, Ghost wanted to propose to DILF!Reader right then and there, but I managed to stop him. If he had his way, this would've ended with him popping the question. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Reblogs are welcomed & appreciated! Asks are open, feel free to pop in and request something! (Check the rules in "Rules for Requesting NSFW" before requesting.)
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I donโ€™t know if youโ€™re still taking asks for fluffy Friday but could you do a fic of the Hobie x reader twin AU, where the reader goes into labor and has the twins and their reactions during and after the twins are born!! Your recent one of them seeing the ultrasound was so cute!! But now I kinda wanna see the chaos and the cute that follows lol!! I feel like the doctors would low key be intimidated by Hobie cause heโ€™d taking care of reader but also be staring them down ๐Ÿ˜‚ to the point theyโ€™re ask him to leave but he doesnโ€™t of course!! Sorry for the long ask!! Your last fic was just to AMAZING ๐Ÿคฉ !!
Ahhh another twin au request! Thank you for sending this one โค๏ธ
Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader/ Spider-Punk x fem! Reader
Tags: no use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, TW blood mention, Billie and Ramona AU, twin AU.
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You were in an unimaginable pain, the kind you would never wish on anyone, your voice is hoarse from all the screaming and cussing out whoever was unfortunate enough to slightly annoy you. Too bad for Hobie, your annoyance and anger were mostly thrown at him. You had him in an iron grip, he's sure his hand would be aching for days to come. He's been a great help in alleviating the pain, patting your sweaty face dry, feeding you ice chips, whispering words of encouragement and the occasional glare at the doctor who arrived fashionably late to the party.
The epidural was your best friend that you've never thought you'd even befriend. You were sure that you wouldn't need it but after what must've been the umpteenth contraction, you were more than happy to accept its friendship.
After twenty hours of labor, all the literal blood, sweat and tears were all worth it. From the first cry of the older twin came a sudden elation, then the younger came only after five minutes apart from her sister with a loud energetic cry. You were in pain, now everything you're currently feeling is extreme happiness, and also fatigue you've never experienced before.
Following all the โ€˜good jobsโ€™ from the hospital staff and numerous tearful kisses from Hobie, it's safe to say you're officially a parent to the most beautiful pair of twins. Your girls, the light of your life.
With both babies cleaned and you wiped from all the fluids, they're properly swaddled and checked by the doctor and nurses, you lay almost half asleep with your babies on your bare chest. Hands securing them atop their tiny torsos. They gurgle, making the cutest sound you've ever heard whilst Hobie takes hundreds of pictures with his digital camera. He still can't believe his eyes at the little family he now has.
โ€œHobie,โ€ you say hoarsely, eyes watery from all the happy sobbing and tiredness. โ€œI think you've got all their angles covered.โ€
He lifts the camera off his eye, greeting you with a genuine grin. โ€œAlright, let me have a turn at them so you can sleepโ€
You scoot over, giving him space to sit right next to your hip. Hobie takes the oldest first in his arm with slight trepidation and oh so careful like he's handling the finest china.
โ€œHi, dad's got youโ€ Hobie looks down at his daughter staring up at him with curious eyes, he doesn't miss the fact that she mirrors your own, almost a copy of yours. With a quick peck on top of her forehead, he moves to take the youngest and smallest from your arms. You help him by cradling the back of her head. โ€œAnd I've got you tooโ€
She answers with her lips wobbling, looking like she's about to cry her little heart out. Hobie bounces her lightly, making cooing sounds that he would always make when the twins were particularly rowdy in your belly. It works, she still frowns up at her dad but the tears don't fall.
โ€œMy brave girl, huh? Just like mumโ€ he leans down slightly, juggling his girls whilst he lifts up the blanket to cover your bare chest. โ€œYou did amazingly, loveโ€ Hobie tells you for the tenth time just in case you forgot.
You hum in reply, heart tender at the sight in front of you. Hands cupping both his elbows, your way of helping him carry the bundles of joy.
โ€œDid you at least make me look good in the photos?โ€ You gesture to the digital camera on the side table. โ€œI must look horrible in all of them after all thatโ€
Hobie shakes his head, โ€œyou're as beautiful as the day I met you, and it's impossible for you to look horrible in picturesโ€
โ€œEven after almost pooping while I was pushing them out?โ€
โ€œEspecially thenโ€ you laugh softly, winching at the soreness.
โ€œYou alright?โ€ Hobie scooches closer to you, sharing his warmth, taking a quick glimpse at his girls already sleeping. He's not jealous at all.
โ€œI'm okay, promiseโ€ you drop your hands from his elbows down to his thighs, too tired to lift them for a second more. โ€œHow are they?โ€
โ€œSleeping, you should be tooโ€ he observes you closely, your eyebrows slightly knitted, hands limp over his thighs.
โ€œWe haven't even decided names for them yetโ€ you whisper.
โ€œWe've got plenty of time for that. Sleep, they'll be here when you wake up, yeah?โ€
โ€œI don't think I want to, I just wanna stare at them foreverโ€ you fight an oncoming yawn.
โ€œSleep or I'll name them B one and B twoโ€ he jokes.
โ€œYou wouldn'tโ€ you do your best glare despite the sleep slowly enveloping you.
โ€œYou wanna bet? On second thought Bert and Ernie sounds betterโ€
You surrender, โ€œalright, alright, I'll sleepโ€ your eyes threaten to close. โ€œI really like the first one you suggested, it's Ramona, right?โ€
โ€œLoveโ€ he says sternly with hints of fondness.
You giggle, โ€œokay, love you. All three of youโ€ giving them one last look over, you finally succumb to sleep.
โ€œWe love you tooโ€
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hi, i hope you know that you're one of my favourite fanfic writers when it comes to lady dimitrescu x reader! can I request something angsty? i just want something to cry about. can you do a fic where lady dimitrescu insists on taking care of a stubborn y/n after finding out that y/n has an incurable illness, but then it's too late because the reader is on her death bed? I love your works so much! ๐Ÿ’–โœจ
AW thank you SO much!!!๐Ÿ’•
I love this request and I already know it's going to be heartbreaking.
LETS GET SAD!
Warnings: 18+ Only Minors DNI
Tags: death, sickness, grieving
A/n: I cried writing this so you're welcome๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚
It started off slowly, you woke up most mornings still tired even after a full nights rest, your legs started to feel weak, your nose sprung a leak a few times. You thought you were just run down and didn't think much of it.
You didn't think there were any problems until Alcina fed from you for the first time in awhile after a night of passionate love making.
The moment your blood touched her tongue she pulled away.
"Draga,"
"What? What's the matter?" Her eyes were wide and filled with fear. "Alci, what's wrong?"
"Your blood." Her breathing was becoming labored and her hands started to tremble.
"Baby, what's wrong-"
"Have you been feeling okay? Has something been wrong?"
"I've been fine, a little more tired than usual, my legs have been tired, but nothing massive, nothing really concerning. I've just been run down. Why? Alcina, what's wrong?"
"There's something wrong with your blood."
"What?"
"The taste, it's not right. Somethings wrong, draga."
"What's wrong? What do you mean it doesn't taste right?"
"I- I can't explain it, like there's something in your blood. Like it's sick," you see a lightbulb go off in her head and her eyes fill with tears as she looks down at you. "it's sick. Your blood is sick draga mea."
You move to sit up and you realize the pillowcase underneath you is stuck to you. It's soaked in blood.
"Oh gods, shit." Alcina mutters before flying into the bathroom and running out with gauze and bandages. You rarely hear her curse so you know she's really freaked out when she does. "Have your wounds had trouble closing lately?" She asks as she bandages you up.
"I mean, I don't think so. I got a papercut the other day and it bleed for like, maybe thirty minutes? But I just thought it was a deep cut. I didn't think much of it."
"Damnit." She says, wiping away tears.
"Hey, hey, come here." You say, pulling her down into you. "It's okay, everything is going to be okay."
The way Alcina was reacting was definitely scaring you a little, but you were never going to admit that to her, or yourself.
"We are going to the city first thing tomorrow morning to get you looked at."
"Why? There's a physician in the village-"
"No. The physicians are better in the city and they have better equipment and the latest technology. Do not argue with me, my word is final."
"Okay, okay, we'll go in the morning. Just lay down, relax. Everything is going to be okay, alright?"
The two of you lay in each others arms in silence for some time. You can feel her warm tears falling against your chest and you run your hands through her hair and kiss the top of her head.
"What's the matter, love?"
"I'm scared, draga." She whispers.
"How bad was it?"
"It was bad."
As dramatic as Alcina could be at times, you knew when it came to medical stuff she was level headed. She had a lot of knowledge and experience in all of her years and when she gave someone a preliminary diagnosis before they could see the doctor, she was usually right.
Fear creeped into your chest at her response. If she's saying it was bad, then it was bad.
The next morning Alcina woke you up and helped you get dressed. You were more than capable of doing it yourself but you know that she was worried so you let her help. As you're about to head downstairs she lifts you up and carries you.
"Love, I can walk."
Alcina says nothing and tightens her grip on you and brings you out to the carriage.
The ride to the city was oddly silent. Alcina stared out the window almost the entire time. You could see the worry on her face, that she was teetering on the edge of a downward spiral.
"Hey," you say, grabbing her hand that's tightly clenched in her lap. "look at me." She slowly shifts her gaze towards you and meets your eyes. "Whatever happens, we'll be okay. We'll figure it out, okay?"
Her eyes begin to tear up again and she wipes the ones that escape as she looks away. You decide to crawl into her lap, cuddling into her and resting your head on her chest. She wraps her arms around you and rests her cheek against the top of your head. You can hear her heart pounding away inside of her chest with anxiety and fear.
After arriving at the office you have to convince Alcina to let you walk on your own and she reluctantly lets you.
Alcina refuses to leave your side for a moment, even when you're going through your testing. Usually these tests can take weeks to get the results of, but with enough lei and a threatening stare from Alcina, they said they should have most of the results in a few hours.
The day seemed to drag on for hours but finally the results were in. The doctor sat across from the two of you at his desk and Alcina gripped your hand as tight as she could without hurting you. The moment you looked into his eyes, you knew Alcina was right. It was bad, really bad. You were dying and there wasn't much they were able to do. He talked about some experimental treatments that were available that could buy you more time, but not much.
Alcina froze at the news. Her breathing was so shallow you could barely see the rise and fall of her chest. A crack echoed through the room and you realize that she cracked the wooden arm of the chair she was holding onto with her other hand.
"So you're saying, there's nothing to be done?" Her voice has no emotion in it, like it was stone.
"Nothing that can cure it, no. I'm sorry."
"How much time?" You ask as tears fill your eyes.
He tells you it could be as long as a year, but more than likely less.
Alcina quickly stands and sends the chair she was in flying backwards. She looks down at you and opens her mouth to speak but no words come out. You know she has to get out of here, that she's trying to keep the beast inside of her tamed but she's losing control. Looking back at her with understanding eyes, she leaves the room without saying a word and you hear her footsteps quickly retreating down the hall.
The doctor looks at you with both confusion and fear. It's not like the rumors of the village and the castle haven't spread to local cities such as this. That's probably why you were able to be seen and get your results to quickly. No one wanted to find out if the rumors were true or not.
A few minutes later you hear a scream that shakes the building and the sounds of people in the streets screaming. You lower your head for a moment, trying to keep your heart from shattering in your chest before walking over to the window. Outside you see Alcina, her dragon form flying through the air, pained screams echoing through the streets. She flies off towards the woods and you lose control of the tears you were keeping at bay.
The doctor gave you a folder with your results and the few treatment options you had available as the sound of trees being knocked down and thrown echo in the distance. When you were finished you had the carriage drop you off at the edge of the forest and you followed the heart-shattering cries of your wife until you found her uprooting trees and destroying everything in sight.
You could tell she was losing steam because her movements were slowed and she wasn't throwing trees nearly as far as you knew she could. Carefully approaching, she turned towards you when she heard your heartbeat and the beast screamed at you, begging you to stay away. But you couldn't, you wouldn't.
As you walked up to her, you placed a hand on one of the jaws of her dragon and leaned your head against it.
"I'm so sorry." You whispered to her as tears fell.
Soon after the beast began to crumble away into dust your wife fell to her knees in the debris. You pulled the robe you took from the carriage - that was kept for moments just like this when she returns from her beast form - around her bare shoulders and pried her hands away from her tear stained face. She pulled you into her, bringing you as close as you could be without being squished, and sobbed. You wrapped your arms around her neck and sobbed into her as well.
The two of you stayed there for who knows how long, only parting when neither of you had any tears left to cry. The sun had sunk below the mountains some time ago and you and Alcina walked through the dark forest back to the carriage with your hearts shattered in your chests.
Hearing that news was dreadful but what you dreaded more was telling the girls, your daughters, that you were dying. They were worried all day when they realized the two of you left early in the morning and hadn't come home. When you finally arrived home they knew something was terribly wrong the second they heard yours and Alcina's heartbeats.
To say they were devastated was an understatement. Daniela clung to for dear life as she sobbed hysterically, Bela held tightly onto her mother and Cassandra immediately flew into the dungeon and started throwing things around in anger.
The following weeks were somber, it was hard for the girls to look at you without crying or getting angry. Everyone, including yourself, went through periods of unbridled anger and sadness. But after a few weeks you all decided to try and enjoy the time you had left while you were still able to move around and be with them.
That however, didn't stop Alcina from trying to do everything for you.
"Love, please, I can do it." You say as you were doing your hair for the day.
"No, let me." She says, moving your hands away.
"Alcina, please." You sigh. "Please let me do it while I still can."
You know she was only trying to help but she was also smothering you a little and you wanted to be able to do as much as you could on your own before you were no longer able to.
"I'm sorry." She says as she drops her hands to your shoulders.
"It's okay my love. I know." You look up at her and she leans down, placing a tender kiss on your lips.
You were still able to do most things on your own but you were losing weight steadily and becoming weaker. As a family you decided to try one of the more promising experimental treatments. You realized quickly it wasn't working as effectively as it should have and the side effects outweighed the effectiveness so you decided to stop it. Even if it bought you more time, it wouldn't have been much and you would have been too sick from the treatment to enjoy spending what little time you had left with your family.
"Please, draga, let me help." Alcina says as you pull a few weeds from the garden.
"Well that bed needs weeding too, love." You say with a smile knowing damn well that's not what she meant.
Alcina rolls her eyes at you.
"I don't want you to exhaust yourself."
"I'm already exhausted Alcina."
"That's not what I mean." She says, crossing her arms over her chest.
You stand up and brush some of the dirt off of you and look up at her. You place your hand the side of her thighs, since you only come up to about her hip when she's standing, and her hand cradles the back of your head.
"I know, but I'm okay, I promise. I promise I won't over exert myself, okay?"
Alcina huffs in response and bends down to be closer to your level.
"I know I can be overbearing but I worry for you, draga."
"I know you do baby. It's okay."
She pulls you into her arms and you nuzzle into her neck. You try to enjoy the comfort of the moment but in the back of your mind you can't help but think if this is one of the last times you'll be able to hold her. Alcina will never say it out loud, but she's thinking the exact same thing.
Weeks turn into months and you grow weaker and weaker but you're still as stubborn as ever. Still refusing help, even if it takes you twice as long to do something. As long as you can do it - whatever it is - you're going to do it.
"Where are you going? You should be in bed resting, draga." Alcina says after she walks into the room.
"I'm just going to walk around the courtyard a bit."
"Draga-"
"Alcina, I've been in bed all day, I want to get some fresh air, stretch my legs a little. I'll be careful, I promise."
Alcina wants to fight you on this, she wants to pin you down in bed and make sure you stay there. But the two of you decided arguing over it isn't making anything any easier and it's only tainting the time you have left together. The two of you agreed, as long as you can confidently do something, you can do it until you can't any longer.
With a heavy sigh Alcina kneels down to your level and pulls you in for a hug.
"I love you, draga." She says before she kisses your cheek and goes to stand up.
You pull her back down and she follows, surprised when your lips capture hers. Since your illness has gotten worse the two of you haven't had much of a sex life, but when you have that burst of energy you take it for all it's worth.
Your kisses morph from passionate to desperate to frenzied and Alcina scoops you up and brings you to the bed. Within a minute both of you are stripped naked and are making love to each other. Your tiny body has always seemed so frail under Alcina's, but now it's even more so. Alcina uses extra caution but she's still able to unravel you underneath her as you cry out her name. She insists that you don't have to reciprocate but before she can protest you're between her legs, worshiping her like the goddess she is.
The walk around the courtyard can wait until tomorrow.
Things began to make a turn for the worst one day as you're walking across the castle lawn. It was a beautiful sunny day and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Your legs felt shaky but they usually do for the first few minutes of your walks. Today they felt shakier than normal but you tried to keep going but after a few minutes they gave out from under you and you collapsed onto the ground.
"Mamฤƒ!" Daniela screams when she sees you fall.
She rushes to your side and Alcina runs out of the house.
"Draga! Draga mea are you okay?" Alcina cries.
"I'm okay, my legs just gave out, it's fine."
"Come, lets get you inside." Alcina says as she scoops you up and brings you to the bedroom.
The three girls cuddle around you, Daniela curled up into your chest crying.
"Shh, it's okay honey, I'm okay, I promise. I'm not hurt."
"It's not okay!" She cries. "None of this is okay!"
"I know, I know." You say, holding back tears.
"Nu te pot pierde mamฤƒ." (I can't lose you mom)
You never really learned Romanian so you're not sure what she said, but whatever it was caused a sob to erupt from Alcina. She quickly covered her mouth and turned away. She always hated when the girls saw her cry.
"Mamฤƒ, vino culcฤƒ-te cu noi. Avem nevoie de tine. Mama are nevoie de tine." Bela says, reaching out for her mother. (Mom, come lay with us. We need you. Mom needs you)
Alcina joins the four of you and wraps her long arm around all of you, holding everyone close. The sound of sniffling filled the air as everyone shed their tears.
"I'm so sorry girls." You whisper. "I wish it wasn't like this."
That day was a turning point, things only kept getting worse. You were getting weaker but you were still stubborn and tried to do everything yourself. You didn't want to admit that doing basic things, like getting dressed or showering, were becoming increasingly difficult to do alone.
Not long after you were no longer able to get out of bed on your own and you knew your days were really numbered.
Alcina was so desperate she even called Mother Miranda to see if there was anything she could do. That maybe you can get the cadou and it would save you. It was the only avenue you didn't try, the only chance you had left. Mother Miranda took a few vials of your blood back to her lab to see if it would be compatible but called a few days later saying the cadou mutated uncontrollably when exposed to your blood and it wouldn't save you, it would only kill you. Not that it was a necessary detail, but she mentioned that it would be a far more gruesome and painful death than the one you were already experiencing which caused Alcina to throw her desk across the room in anger.
Your days were limited, and there was nothing you could do. You were dying, and your immortal family couldn't do anything but sit there and watch.
The girls spent every moment possible with you at your bedside. It broke your heart seeing how broken the girls were over all of this.
You knew that they would all outlive you, but you thought you had a few more decades left with them. In less than a year you went from totally healthy to your deathbed. The whiplash you got from thinking about it almost drove you crazy.
Alcina was with you, every day and every night. She hired someone to take over the vineyard and wine production so she could care for you full time. You were grateful, but you hoped she wouldn't let them take it over forever. Once you were gone, once the worst of the grieving was over, she needed to go back to work. She was a business woman, she always had to be doing something. You worried about what was going to happen to her after you left.
You could feel death creeping its way closer to you each day. At first you tried to fight it off but eventually, you stopped fighting. You just couldn't anymore. Death didn't scare you, truthfully you weren't scared at all. But your heart was broken knowing how devastated your family would be when you finally take your last breaths.
On your last day the girls and Alcina spent all day in bed with you. You did your best to shower them in as much love and kisses as you could physically manage. You knew you weren't going to make it through the night. When nighttime fell, the girls all gave you a teary goodnight, just in case you weren't there when they woke up in the morning.
Alcina was fussing with something and you reached your hand out towards her.
"Alcina." Your voice was barely a whisper now, it had been like that for a few days.
She turns towards you and dropped whatever she had in her hands and it fell to the ground. Alcina crawled into bed next to you and wrapped her arms around you. Both of you knew this was the end.
"I love you." You said.
"I love you so much draga mea." She said through tears.
"I'm sorry."
"It's okay draga, it's okay. I love you, I love you so much. Rest my love. Rest."
"I'll be waiting for you, I promise." Alcina buried her head into your neck and cried as your breaths slowed. "I love you Alcina. I love you."
"I'll love you forever, draga mea."
Those were the last words you heard before your eyes closed and a warm light took over.
They buried you in the gardens under your favorite tree.
It took time, a long time, but things in the castle began to return to normal. As normal as it could when they was such a huge piece of everyone's lives missing. Eventually laughter rang out through the halls and even though it hurt, the girls and Alcina were able to smile again.
You were able to watch over them and you visited Alcina in her dreams as often as you could. As the years went on your visits lessened but you were still with them every day.
One fateful winter day a man entered the castle. He was elusive and sneaky and you knew he was trouble. Alcina sent the girls after him. Bela was the first one to die. When she arrived she seemed confused but immediately ran into your arms.
"Mamฤƒ, mi-ai fost dor de tine." (Mom, I missed you.)
He killed Cassandra next and you and Bela were there to greet her.
"Tu eศ™ti, nu-mi vine sฤƒ cred cฤƒ eศ™ti tu, mamฤƒ." (It's you, I can't believe it's you, mom.)
Alcina locked Daniela in the library to protect her but that wretched man-thing was able to get in. It pained you knowing he was slaughtering your family but you were happy that you were here to greet them so they wouldn't be alone.
"MAMI! Mi-a fost dor de tine mamฤƒ, mi-a fost atรขt de dor de tine." Daniela said as she ran into your arms. (MOMMY! I missed you mom, I missed you so much.)
You and the girls rested as you kept an eye out for Alcina. Your heart broke for her. In just a few hours she lost every one of her children, the things she loved more than anything in the world. Even you came second to them.
Alcina found Ethan in the Tower of Worship and when he stabbed her with the dagger of deaths flowers, white-hot pain like lightening shot through her body. She wasn't able to contain the beast any longer. Truthfully, she didn't want to.
She wanted that man dead, he took what was most precious to her away. Her girls. Her babies.
"How dare you talk about saving your daughter after you murdered mine!" She screams.
The poison from the dagger was coursing through her veins. Her regeneration abilities ceased and she was growing weaker by the minute. She needed blood but couldn't seem to get him.
Alcina tried her hardest, she fought tooth and nail but in the end, the man won.
"Damn you Winters!" She screams as the ceiling of the tower caves in.
You watch as she plummets to her death, your heart aches knowing she's in so much pain but you know she'll be in your arms soon.
The girls stay behind as you go to greet Alcina. She walks around the castle with confusion on her face and her hand over the spot where the man stabbed her. You stand there for a minute just watching her before she sees you.
The air rushes out of Alcina's lungs the moment she spots you. Her eyes begin to fill with tears and you take a few steps forward.
"Draga," she whispers. "you're, you're here?"
"Welcome home, my love."
You close the distance between the two of you and she reaches out a trembling hand and gently cups your face. She's worried that you'll disappear the moment she makes contact with you. The moment she feels the warmth of your cheek against her skin she wraps her arms around you tight. There's still a height difference between the two of you, but not nearly as great as it once was.
Tears flow from Alcina's eyes as she buries her face into your neck and you hold onto the back of her head, your fingers tangling in her hair.
"I missed you iubirea mea, I missed you so much." She cries.
"I missed you too my love. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left, I'm so sorry I couldn't protect you."
"None of that matters, you're here now."
Alcina pulls back and cups your face, brining you in for a deep kiss.
"Mother!" The girls yell in unison as they run towards the two of you.
Alcina pulls away and snaps her head in the direction of the girls.
"My girl! My beautiful daughters." More tears fall as she wraps her arms around the three of them. "You're all here. All of you, you're all here."
She pulls you into the hug and the girls cuddle up to the two of you.
"My loves. All of my loves." Alcina says. "I finally have you all back."
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silviakundera ยท 3 months
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fyi to the world at large, a year late I finally started watching Lost You Forever. Like 7 or 8 ep in, idk.
Yes, it's that good
Incredibly, compulsively watchable. Starting this at the same time as The Royal Princess began airing was perhaps a mistake
Really enjoying her weirdo4weirdo relationship with the snake demon, because by the first handful of episodes they both privately consider the other their recalcitrant pet that sometimes tears up the furniture when it's cranky
And I mean, they're not wrong about that either ๐Ÿค”
lmao so is this where i admit that mentally I've started calling recovered torture victim guy Her Ugly Boyfriend? (sorry to this man!) (at first I told myself, he's not unattractive he's just your normal nondescript guy. but I can't help it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ I'M SORRY YOU SUFFERED SO MUCH AND NOW I'M SASSING YOU IN MY BRAIN)
Her (Not?) Ugly Boyfriend is ready & willing to bang regardless of the sex of her body (and canonical lack of regular bathing?) so do not take my shallow critiques as a rejection of his suit
Plus he does the dishes ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ ๐ŸŒŸ
Really got invested in the quest to get Freckles & Skinny married. TBH it's too bad the story can't stay in this little town.
Next cdrama hot xanxia concept: small village that sits on the border of like 4 territories of different races that all have very ๐ŸŒฉ dramatic ๐ŸŒฉ things happening in them... but in the village there are just multi-generation families trying to arrange marriages and lure over the best tutor for their kid and 2 competing rouge shops and a wine dealer who is always trying to convince the townspeople to branch out and try new things but is thwarted by everyone's basic tastes. Occasionally big players from these other territories show up in town because they're fleeing some conflict or are plotting Grand Schemes, but then get roped into regular every-day village disputes.
Wavering between Evil Batman and dangermousie's Borgia Boy nickname for FL's cousin-brother. (Look, by day he's a rich playboy touring the land to entertain his spoiled sister. By night, ๐Ÿฆ‡THE GREATEST DETECTIVE ๐Ÿฆ‡)
I was all ready to board that ship, because I am very predictable, but then he has been fucking with her lil family too much and I've put him in a time out. I'm gonna need some intense incestuous yearning to reel me back in. Until then, sit in a dark subplot corner & think about what you've done.
I know, he's not gonna think about what he's done
He'll only get worse.
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crackers4jenn ยท 3 months
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Okay, now that it's the next day and my brain isn't just a swirling hormone cyclone of horny Looney Tunes noises I wanted to recap Misha's live show a little more thoroughly for my own memories, since you couldn't take photos or record.
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I went with a friend who's only experience of the spn fandom is via me trauma dumping on her about it. She's seen some of the show, post-Nov 5th, but she didn't develop any sort of attachment or, you know, "mild liking" to it at all. She gave up several seasons in and declared her life all the better for it. Fair! An appropriate response, actually.
But because of this, she didn't really have an idea of what to expect from the show. Same here - I mean, I figured there was going to be a comedic element to it - but that was as specific as my understanding got. I've been watching spn con panels online for years and years, though, so I knew going in what Misha's on stage humor was like, what sort of jokes he'd probably tell. She went in blind, and she did have a fun time, but her first takeaway after was "that was.... interesting." ๐Ÿ˜‚
Okay, so first of all! The venue was separate from the con, we got there a little before 7 when they were supposed to open the doors, with the show starting at 7:30. Instead, we got let in late, but most people seemed pretty chill about it. I will say, waiting in line wasn't my fave. It was very loud, we were right by the bar, there was music playing, everyone was using their Outside Voices. With my voice so hoarse, I could barely talk with my friend without her first going "What????" so I definitely wasn't making pals with anyone around. But I did overhear quite a few people who had shown up solo who were finding other people to talk to. So if you're going to a future show by yourself and you're worried about feeling anxious or awkward or lonely, don't! The fandom is friendly, they'll make you comfortable. Even with my standoff-looking ass being so quiet, people were still complimenting my hair (up in space buns) and socks (strawberries) and being generally really nice.
The first part of Misha's show was a little clunky. He came out, uttered the words "enormous cock" about his newborn self, and it took some time for him to find his pace. But after about, I don't know, ten minutes, he seemed less awkward and more comfortable being up there stared at by so many people.
He talked about his mom dressing him as a girl when he was young; painting his nails, growing his hair long, putting him in tights. How this meant that, as a child, he thought he was going to grow up to be a woman. He also talked about how this meant he was a bit of a freak in his blue collar North Eastern hometown, and he got beat up because of it.
He mentioned his mom's activism, in ways that both positively and negatively impacted him. There were quite a few tales of close calls with drugs, of a childhood sleeping in tents, of being poor, of moving constantly, of being encouraged to not live by societal rules. When he talked about his mom, there was always a lot of fondness, and at the end of the show, he was straight up tearing up reading a newspaper article about her.
He talked about getting a boner in his first sex scene, when he had a role on 24. His partner in the scene wrote "hi, Misha" on her pasties and that apparently did it for him. This story was obviously rife with "my dick is so big" jokes.
He also talked about sneaking into a Hollywood Oscar's party v. early on in his career (as in, before he had one) and mingling with the likes of Jude Law (who, of course, was at a urinal next to him admiring his enormous cock) and Brad Pitt, and Chloe Sevigny giving him her number.
He talked about his kids a bunch. His divorce was turned into a punchline or two. (But never directed at his ex-wife ๐Ÿ’–) He brought up his new girlfriend, so I had to sit there and endure the "I bought a sex toy for my long distance lady that she mistook for a birthday present for her kid" story, which!!! I knew was coming, that's something I had heard about from previous shows. And lemme say: uncomfortable to read those words, even MORE uncomfortable to listen to him admit it aloud in front of an audience that was half cringing, half cackling.
There were a couple points where he forgot where he was going with the story he was telling, or where he kind of just spaced out, or he played up the awkwardness. And it was all very charming! He's just a charismatic guy, he's got a great stage presence. The event was like a one-man stage production slash autobiographical comedy show, and somehow him oscillating between poignant sincerity and dick humor really worked. Probably because of the aforementioned charisma. And also that he's smoking hot. I mean!! I went paragraphs upon paragraphs without saying it, so I feel I'm allowed one objectifying "awoooooga" at the end here.
Anyway, I mentioned that my friend's initial reaction to the show was "interesting" but she enjoyed herself too and laughed in shocked delight way more than she doubled over in secondhand embarrassment, so, win!!
Personally, I had a great time. I've been to a few spn conventions before and I don't really enjoy the "dance, puppet, dance!" atmosphere that sometimes happens, or how parasocial it feels, but even when Misha took off his overshirt early on and flashed some skin, no one really hooted and hollered. He did label us his therapists early on, though, so maybe we were all respecting our professional boundaries.
In conclusion: 10/10, would do it again!
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i've never requested before, but can you do a soft rafe x reader/fic maybe like her boyfriend breaks up with her and she's best friends with sarah, and rafe comforts her... maybe idk. thanks! also love your pink profile background
awh ty babes!! iโ€™ve never wrote soft rafe before so this is new ๐Ÿ˜‚
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it had been a long day. a long bad day. you were late to breakfast with you boyfriend and apparently today was not the day to be late. after a semi-public argument with your boyfriend he left. he stormed off saying โ€˜weโ€™re over bitch.โ€™ over fucking lunch. you ran back to your car in tears and broken down in sobs. you didnโ€™t know exactly what to do or where to go so you head to the Cameron house.
after the 10 minute drive from town to Sarahโ€™s house you hop out of your Mercedes and quickly wipe the mascara stain off your cheeks. but only smearing the mascara around.
you walk up the stairs of the Cameron house and softly knock on the door. a moment later the last person you wanted to open the door did. Rafe Cameron.
He gives you a confused look but you cut him off before he can say anything. โ€œWhereโ€™s Sarah?โ€
He looks you up and down taking in your state and he shakes his head. โ€œWith Top.โ€
a soft sigh comes from you and you give him a quick nod before turning to leave. โ€œYou can like- come in. Rose probably has makeup so you can fix yours.โ€
(sorry this is really bad iโ€™m rushing!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™ll probs re write this)
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wheels-of-despair ยท 2 months
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Ok so I have a question sjskdj, have Eddie and Evil Woman ever had a pregnancy scare? And not because I want to get too much into their future already ๐Ÿคญ, but with this reread I noticed that they're always going at it like bunnies lol, and it made me wonder if they have been in that kind of situation already (maybe a little angst there?) ๐Ÿ‘€
(Sorry for all the spam today, I'm just a little obssesed with them shskd ๐Ÿฅบ)
Angst? A pregnancy scare? Does that sound like something I'd write?
(Yeah, I've got one of those in the works. Have a taste of terror! ๐Ÿ˜‚)
"You okay?" Eddie asks.
"No," you croak.
"Hey," he says, firmer this time, grabbing your shoulder and pulling you onto your back. "Look at me." His big brown eyes are so serious. "Tell me what's wrong."
Your mouth is dry. Your eyes are wet. You feel like you're going to pass out.
"I'm late."
"Late for what?" he asks.
Your tears spill, and you roll back to your side and bury your face in your pillow.
"What theโ€ฆ" You can hear the squeaky wheels in his dumb little boy brain turning. "Fuuuuuuuuck," he breathes.
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Lookism Chapter 437 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I donโ€™t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
Sorry guys, late once again because I had a test today. But damnโ€ฆ Jihan ambitious? ๐Ÿ‘€
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DAAAAAAAAAMN, THATโ€™S RIGHT. GET BITCH SLAPPED!!!
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TELL ME WHY THAT PANEL REMINDED ME OF THIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY HAD A WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK MOMENT. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ I BET PTJ USED THIS SCENE AS A MODEL. BUT IF HE REALLY DID, THEN IMMA BE CRYING TEARS.
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Damn. So, my question is... are they all brothers or something? And how are they even family related? Is he their uncle? Am I missing something here? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Can one of y'all let me know who this Jichang mf is to them? *am confusion* (Update: I forgot "Hyungnim" is a term for older brother. My dumbass... ignore me. I haven't been watching k-dramas anymore so I forgot. My bad.)
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OK MAN, LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN... I DO ADMIT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. BUT IF YOU DO THAT TO JAY ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR. IMMA-
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This dude is thriving now, but when Jay pummels him... WHEEEEWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T WAIT TO SIP OUTTA MY FANCY ASS WINE GLASS JUST TO SEE HIM ON THE GROUND.
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YEEEESSSSSS JAYYYYY!!! ATTACK HIMMMM!!! BEAT HIM WITH SYSTEMA!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ Omg, I can't wait to see him use Kali Arnis. represent ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ
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Oh, sorry. Those were my boobs, my bad. It caught you off guard tho, right? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Um... B O I. Your picture would appear under the word "ignorant" because you have no idea who you're messing with. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ YOU'RE LITERALLY, FIGHTING WITH H GROUP CHAIRMAN'S SON. WDYM? You have no idea how much power this kid has, let alone his own PROWESS. ๐Ÿคก Also, if this boy Jihan doesn't stop wrecking Jay...
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Get it? Since, Jay is already HARMED... then Jihan is about to catch these MF HANDS EITHER WAYYYYY!!!! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ
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BRUH, I'LL END YOU! TF???
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Oh great, it's the smartass twink again...
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Has anyone noticed how big Mandeok's hair is? That it's even protruding out of the panel? PTJ you comedic genius...
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Eugene...
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Damon Goh's rubber duck must know some secrets. I bet it even knows the secret to the two bodies AND stuff about Charles Choi. You never know where it might have gone off to. Ooooouuu, it said, "I'm a detective." ๐Ÿ˜Ž And I love how goofy Mandeok can be, even when he's unintentionally funny. Like, man's got the humor and all without him even knowing. (For instance, there's a panel in Ep. 373, which was the chapter when Daniel moves into the Workers' Casino and both Eugene & Mandeok welcome him. Then all of a sudden, Mandeok just grabs onto Daniel then physically shakes him upside-down because Eugene said it's for security purposes. ๐Ÿ˜‚)
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SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS DILF IS ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF ALEXANDER SOPHIA'S???? OMGGGGG BRUH. YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW I SCREAMED WHEN EUGENE MENTIONED PARK JINCHEOL. HONESTLY, I LOVE THE PTJ UNIVERSE SM. CONNECTING ALL WORLDS INTO ONE LIKE THEY IN SOME MARVEL UNIVERSE. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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DON'T MIND ME SKIPPING THE PARTS WHEN JAY WAS GETTING BEATEN, BUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIII. TIME TO GET WACKED!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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"To think you'd look for a woman late at night, Jay Hong." ... hmmm. That line really stuck with me. I've been rereading that over and over again to the point that I lost count. So... does Alexander Sophia know or had a feeling that Jay is...? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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AWWWWWW HELL YEAH, THERE'S AN UPGRADED VERSION OF ALEXANDER'S KALI ARNIS!!! THAT'S SO COOOOOOL!!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS JAYYYYYYY!!! YOU DID ITTTT!!!! I love how Jay has such a big heart. Even though Jihan is an enemy, he still considers his health. He even knows his own POWER TOO AND WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF. ALSO, HE ISN'T AS WEAK AS HE WAS BACK THEN. LIKE DAAAAAAAAMN JAY, YOU GOT SO STRONG!!! AM PROUD. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
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GOD PTJ, DON'T MAKE ME CRY HERE. YK I AIN'T READY FOR A SOB FEST. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I TOLD Y'ALL, IMMA BE SIPPIN ON MY WINE GLASS. GOT THAT ROSร‰ IN HAND, EXTRA FRUITYYYY. ๐Ÿคช
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Yeah bro, it's some sexy pervy illiterate demonic Enemy of the State Japanese Yakuza mf named Jong Gun Park.
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OH LOOK, THERE HE IS! HI BAE, I MISS YOUR PSYCHOTIC ASS!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ–ค DON'T MIND YOUR SON GETTING YEETED BY A 1ST GEN KING. HE'LL BE FIIIIINE... hopefully.
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AHHHHHHH SHIIIIII. NOW IT'S DANIEL'S TURN FOR THE SPOTLIGHT. What if Hudson and Jay come to the rescue when Daniel is at his lowest while fighting Jichang? Well, that's one of my guesses on what'll happen in the future. But, I have faith in Daniel. I hope he'll knock Jichang down a peg, next chapter. Well, until next week! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ
God, I hate how I'm busy on Thursdays now. Almost every week, I be posting my reviews super late now. Smh me. Sorry guys. ๐Ÿ˜“
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