#IDK i think it'd be funny

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

I love the idea that the LMK writers just come up with half the plot at 3 AM and the other half scrolling through random theories from people overthinking tiny things and going 'THAT ONE LET'S DO IT'

Like obviously. It's not. But. What if it was XD

[nighttimepatrons]

Silm Marital Trial Week

and event just for silm marriages on the rocks

of course it would not need to be just canon marriages, just within the context of the work they are married and said marriage is in trouble

[overhatedcharacterspoll]

what if i did a good ol' bracket of overhated characters whenever this blog hits 1k followers?

[honorary-fool]

,,if i had a dollar for every rarepair ship that involves a fontaine person & venti i'd have 2 dollars by now

,,,anyways the second one is neuvillette & venti

idek how it'd play out bc i know very little abt neuvi but it's a lil silly to me and i like it :]

[lisxdumbr]

You know, with the current state of enstars I've been thinking of making a little weekly newspaper blog stating the weekly news but I wouldn't like to feed it from the unhealthy drama so idk,, like it's a project that I'd love to host in a silly way without harming anyone

[glockhashira]

do you guys think sanemi taught muichiro slurs

[greendomine]

lewis & clark but theyre frozen 2

Okay but lewis is elsa and clark is just Some Guy but he has fire powers cuz im a sucker for contrast and sacagawea is like an earthbender and uhhhhhh wind is wind but seaman is water cuz that is so cute

[himemiyaaah]

will someone edit the footage from laenor’s and rhaenyra’s wedding to “i write sins not tragedies” please

[muttfangs]

romantic date idea: shoot me in the ass with a bb gun, then dig out the bullet while administering first aid

[soup-du-silence]

"In Jamil's dream, Kalim won't exist. "In Jamil's dream, HE'LL be housewarden and Kalim will be his servant." Actually I think he's too codependent for all that, maybe he just wants a break and a fruity drink and then he'll be right back on his grind. That's my theory, anyway.

[stellifymyheart]

i wonder if there's anyone's ever stumbled across a transphobe's Pronoun Rant completely unaware of trans issues and went "huh, this person sure is upset about using a basic function of language."

[biblically-accurate-dca]

got your nose !!!!

[lyrichi]

[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

[nerdpoe]

Titan Tower Attack AU again cuz I think it's fun

Jason goes to beat the shit out of Tim and Tim isn't in the Tower.

Superboy is.

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal