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destielgaysex · 1 year
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I posted 19,288 times in 2022
That's 19,288 more posts than 2021!
6,951 posts created (36%)
12,337 posts reblogged (64%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 6,785 of my posts in 2022
#destiel - 554 posts
#dean - 461 posts
#castiel - 457 posts
#cas - 452 posts
#deancas - 326 posts
#prev - 218 posts
#loona - 157 posts
#yeah - 126 posts
#oh my god - 110 posts
#spn - 59 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#answers the phone answers the phone answers the phone answers the phone answers the phone answers the phone answers the phone answers the ph
My Top Posts in 2022:
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#3
your gay ship of the month with one season of content has nothing on destiel. never forget this
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#2
dean and cas are literally the married couple that gossips about all the other couples at their neighborhood get-togethers. at any given moment you can look around and see them look like this and they ARE talking shit.
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My #1 post of 2022
supernatural season 4
sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate
cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:
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ayyyyysexual · 6 months
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow
Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
🍑 plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
🌴 pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
💨 matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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💃 crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
💃 crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
🕺 crossdressing101 Follow
mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow
աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?
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no thanks
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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girl its not that deep ☠
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to YOU. i just get it
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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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🦜 pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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🍑 plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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🌊 swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
🌊 swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
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op killed them
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even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠
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casmilton · 1 year
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i wonder is holy terror the only time cas calls himself cas? and if not is that the first time?
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I have a problem Cas… I think im in love. 
Okay so, there’s this girl. We’ve been best friends like 5 years. I mean i’ve always- okay I don’t know how to explain this. 
I’m basically a fan-fiction come to fucking life. 
So i’m Demisexual, and last year I decided to come out to my family. I don’t know if other Demi ppl have preferences of gender, but I don’t. Honestly labels confuse me. I’m not sure if technically i’m Biromantic and Demisexual but hey, the point is- and what I explained to my family- that i’d be open to dating anyone. 
Basically i was telling them I wasn’t straight. (Obviously Demisexual is also about sexual activities and people and stuff but I wasn’t gonna try and explain to my parents that I don’t really get attracted to random ppl- cause they don’t get it- and I didn’t want to accidentally start talking abt sex). 
So anyway, they were not happy. Have you watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine? There’s this clip where the character Rosa comes out as Bi and her parents are like “That’s okay, since you can still date a man and marry a man and be normal” and they were like that for me (i’m a girl in case that wasn’t obvious- so they wanted me to date a man).
And I didn’t really care to be honest. I had an equal level of straight friends to queer friends, I felt suitably in both worlds. I truly love my family. They’ve always been good to me. But they did imply if I did end up with a girl, they wouldn’t want to meet/know her.
Not to mention the religious trauma. I spent a shit ton of time listening to ppl tell me that same-sex marriage and relationships are a “sin”. Hell- there was this one rlly lovely women at church when I was like 9, but she got kicked out when they congregation found out she was a lesbian. (Okay- not kicked out but like bullied into leaving).
So it was fine for me to accept that I could potentially date a women since i’ve never felt immediate attraction to anyone, it never felt totally real. 
BUT NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM. So my best friend (who is also a girl) of 5 years. She’s amazing. She’s literally the funniest person i’ve ever met, she’s so generous and has helped me so much, and she’s just adorable. She’s like fucking sunshine. And ngl, I don’t often like people who are so cheery all the time because it feels fake and I like people around me to be honest. 
But she just, she has this way of finding the beauty in the stupidest things and it’s so cute. We got splashed by a car the other day, drenched both our outfits, and instead of being mad, she got all excited and had us do a photoshoot in our crazy soaked clothes, and then got all excited that we could cuddle under a duvet and watch a movie with snacks once we got home cause apparently that’s the only acceptable thing people can do after being covered in water (which is exactly what we did).
And she’s not unreasonably happy, you know? Like when people try to cheer people up at bad times and make everyone more sad, she’s not like that. Whenever i’m upset, or mad, she’ll doodle these cute little flowers on coloured paper and write things she loves about the world on the back of them, and once i’m done ranting abt how annoying the world is, she’ll give it to me and smile. She has the best smile.
I have this jar, I write the date on them and put the paper in the jar. 
We’ve been best friends five years, she started doing that like four years ago and i’ve had the jar pretty much from the start. 
It’s always been easy to be around her. We sort of knew each other for like a year, and then I blinked, and we were best friends. I read all the books she gives me even though the plot is super cheesy cause she loves talking about them, I learnt how to bake all her favourite snacks her mum made, cause she’s pretty far from home and honestly a tragic baker. And she cooks dinner (don’t ask how she can’t bake to save her life but is the most incredible cook, it’s unbelievably ridiculous) for us a lot, she learnt to make my fav food. 
We technically live together, we’re at the final year of uni (maybe not tho depending on our next courses, I dunno) so we’ve been living together this year, but before that, I basically spent most of my time around her place anyway.
So yeah, we’re friends. But I realised a few months ago that i’m pretty, definitely, in love with her. I think i’ve felt like this for about a year and it just hadn’t quite clicked yet. 
(I had this awful day and came back to our place to see her genuinely painting our wall a different colour of white. She paints as a hobby and accidentally splatter a ton of blue paint on the wall and freaked out and tried buying white paint to cover it when it wouldn’t wash of and she was sat on the floor with white paint all over her and the wall still blue. 
She told me the story and I burst out laughing. I explained you often need white primer first, to cover the blue, and then to buy the correct shade of white, since ours was sort of chill white and she’d bought bright white. 
It’s the type of thing that would’ve annoyed me so much at the end of such a tough day, but because it was her, I just found it adorable. That’s when it clicked, I love her. She noticed I was tired immediately and felt bad cause she realised i’d had a bad day. I said this cheered me up, cause it did. Then we made dinner together and spent the night reading on the sofa with music on. 
We went to the shop the next day to get the correct stuff and luckily our wall is back to looking almost exactly the same). 
So yeah, I love her. Plus like, being demi, I don’t usually find ppl attractive… I mean i’ve always known she’s aesthetically pleasing, she has good fashion sense and stuff, but like, I tend to view all people as the same sort of level of attractive. BUT NOW ITS LIKE- SHES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. It’s kind of annoyingly actually. How is everyone not spending all day gazing at her eyes. They’re fucking caramel, like a book character. She says they’re brown but she’s wrong. In dull lighting they seem brown but they’re like dark orange (amber i guess) with little hues of green, but in the sun they’re really bright and caramel and warm. 
She’s a lesbian btw. So theoretically I’ve got a shot. Also, i’ve always been good at reading people and I know she’s had like a small crush on me at least twice in our friendship. You can tell sometimes. 
But recently, it’s been a wreck. I’m so distracted cause i’m in love with her I can’t think, and my friends keep telling me she loves me back but I can’t keep my head on straight long enough to try and tell. 
But. If I do get my head out of my ass and tell her and she does end up wanting to date me, what the fuck am I supposed to do then. Cause if it does work out, i’m pretty sure it’ll last. 
My parents never totally liked her (they probably saw this coming- but I think in the homophobic, all queer ppl date each other, way and not the, they’re meant to be together, way) and if ended up having to tell them i’m actually dating a women, they’d be pissed. 
I always thought i’d end up with man, since it’s easier. No religious guilt about that. But I can put aside my own brains stupidity for her. But I can’t change my parents. But aside from this, they’re literally amazing. But I also know them and I truly don’t think they’ll change.
All my friends having been saying me and her should’ve been dating this entire time. I don’t know, I like to think now would be kinda perfect. I always knew she was gonna be in my life forever, I guess I just got so used to imagining myself with a man I forgot she was an option? That I could be with her romantically forever. You know, assuming she wants to date me.
(We’ll see about that. I’m really not sure. But i’m totally shit at keeping my own secrets so i’m planning to tell her soon if not just for the sake of my own sanity. All my friends say she’ll reciprocate, if she doesn’t, then I guess i’ll go from there, she’s not the type to be weird or bothered that we live together despite it. And if she does… then I have to decide what to do next. My other best friend is literally always right when it comes to our friends dating lives, and she has faith we’ll end up together, so we’ll see I guess) 
But if she does. If she does I’ll have to get into it with my family. I don’t want to lie to them. And I know I shouldn’t judge, but I honestly don’t think they’ll change their minds. I think they’ll say I can come visit whenever, but not bringing my partner. And I won’t want that. And we’ll all argue.  
I never liked knowing my parents didn’t accept this side of me, but I guess I never considered it would be an actual problem i’d have to deal with someday. 
I spend a lot of my time trying to figure myself out. I haven’t had the easiest path in life. But with her, it’s so easy. It’s easier to understand what I like, it’s easier to talk about things, and I fully trust her not to be weird. Or leave. Or get mad for nothing. I don’t have to walk on eggshells around her. I trust her. We don’t argue much. We have, what she calls, three different type of arguments. 
One, “bad mood argues”. She finds it so hilarious that it rhymes. You have to say it with the syllables. Bad-Mood Ar-Gues. We have these cookies in the freezer that we make every month. If one of us is having a bad day, we cook a few cookies to eat and I bought this dumb fridge magnet of a cookie to put on the fridge to signify it’s a cookie worthy bad day. 
Another one is “justifiable anger”. That doesn’t happen much. When we first met, she had this tendency to not tell me when I did something that upset her, and it’d spiral, and i’d be mad she wasn’t talking about why she was mad. So we have a rule to always talk about problems, even the little things. For example, her yelling into the phone to her family for hours while i’m trying to study- she has planned days now, so I can go to the library or she can go out if necessary, or keep the convo below 45 min, her mums like half deaf so she does have to shout, but it’s also VERY loud. Basically we comprise. And make sure no anger builds up.
The third type of argument is, what our friends call, “married idiots”. As in, she shouldn’t use the siri talk thingy while driving cause it never understands what she’s trying to say and so I get jumbled texts that mean nothing and then she thinks she’s told me something she hasn’t told me. She’s nearly understanding that one 🤦‍♀️ And you know, the classic colour of something argument (it’s purple- she’s wrong).  
Anyway. I forgot my point. Oh yeah, everything’s easier with her. I feel comfortable. If i’m being totally honest… i’m pretty sure if I ask her out, she’ll say yes. Like 80% sure. Im just scared to fuck this up, and cause family problems. Cause yeah, she’s worth the drama, but also, it’s her that’ll be being insulted right? She very likely won’t be allowed in my house. I don’t want this to ruin what we already have. 
So yeah. That. I could really do with some advice ❤️
Hi <3
If you do not ask this girl out, I will physically pass away.
Like...I'm not usually so pushy with asks, but you're describing a relationship, hon. This is a relationship. I'm not sure if you follow me because of the Marauders, but you two are literally Wolfstar, And I'm shipping the two of you so hard right now.
If, for some insane reason, she turns you down, it's because she doesn't realize she's in love with you, too.
As far as your family...again, I'm going to be more blunt that usual. You're going to have to face their lack of acceptance for you at some point. It's absolutely shit that they don't accept you, but like...don't let that stop you from being with this girl. Because even if you put off their feelings now, you'll have to deal with it someday, and then you might miss out on an amazing girl.
Please update me. I need updates. I am so invested. I am DYING for updates.
God, I'm rereading all the things you wrote and I'm kicking and giggling. You two are ridiculously adorable. Please kiss her already (with consent).
I'm naming you purple anon. Please write back.
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lampylamperson · 4 months
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Moths and foxes
Chapter 3.
Timeskip does happen from the last chapter,this is about 2 weeks after they first met
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Birds chirps, small sounds from a pond,bees buzzing in a cool colored garden of the lust ring,pink bees swarm around teal flowers
“Hello little friend,is the nectar sweet?my aunt taught me all about bees and what they do…” the little girl said bending down to look at the flower the bed had been sitting on,brushing her hand against the petals.fire soon sprouting from them,but yet not spreading
“Woah….” The girl murmured out while watching sparks fly from the beautiful thing
But Beauty is nothing without pain
The sparks flew,down to the dirt causing a fire in the peaceful garden,fire spreading everywhere,fierce blue and white flames catching to trees and a fountain
“no,No,No!this isn’t what I wanted to happen!”
“Im Sorry!I’m sorry!I didn’t mean it”
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“NO!” Olivia yelled jumping from her bed,breathing heavily as she tried to slow her own heart down.
“Damn it…” she mumbled, as she got out of her bed.
"Drink,I need a drink that's what I need." she muttered opening one of the cupboards in her kitchen
"This late?"
"FUCKING SATAN!" She yelled tossing a shot glass in the air, Logan catching it and sliding back across the other side of the counter
"You gotta stop doing that,your gonna give me a godamn heart attack" she said gripping her shirt still in a shocked state
"Awh cmon,where's the fun in not trying to kill you?” He said sarcastically
“Haha.real funny.” She mocked as she’s grabbed a bottle of liquor from another cupboard
He took the bottle from her holding it just above his head
“What’s going on,most people don’t drink this late at night,”
“That’s a lie,and you know it”
“Yeah it is,but still what are you doing up,I thought you side you had this big meeting with one of the overlords in the pride ring tomorrow,why are you up this late getting drunk?” He said tossing the bottle back in forth in his hands
“Cause I want to.how’d you even know I was awake?” She asked confused
“Bodyguards senses Casper.”
She groans and placed both of her hand on the counter,leaning over it in a tried motion.wing like tattoos glowing on her back
“Woah…those are cool”
“What?”
“The wing tattoos.”
“Wing tat-ohh…” she said realizing
“Liars…” she mumbles
“Excuse me?”
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“So remind me why you have a meeting with 2 out of the 3 Vee’s” Logan said as they walked down the street of the pride ring
A television from inside a window was playing,daily news to be exact
“So the biggest scoop is Asmodues is Dating an imp!I mean how crazy,the price of lust himself falling for such a icky trope!I mean at this point what else should he be hiding?what could any of the seven deadly sins be hiding?” The television echoed,as Olivia stood there and watched it,hands in her pockets as it talked
“Hello?”
“Oh…sorry coming…”
They continued walking as they reached the building for the 3 V’s,people already crowding outside ready for an interview of some sort
“Ok keep it professional,I’ll answer a few questions,we’ll walk in,we’ll get this whole meeting figured out.” She said stopping them before they continued to walk towards the press
“You got it Cas”He said making a fake salut
Demons began to crowd them in no time, trying to get a microphone through the rest of the people there
“Have you heard about the new extermination schedule!?”
“I have,but I’m sure either Lucifer or Charlie will figure something out for all of the sinners before the end of the 6 months rolls around”
“What’s this new collaboration your doing with the Vees!?”
“I’ve been informed to keep that under wraps for the moment,but I’ll make a announcement on sinstagram!”
“Will you ever be doing any real work with Valentino!?”
“No further questions.”
“Miss Olivia!-”
“She said no further questions”
They both walked into the Vees studio,a small sinner associate walking up to her to greet her
“Hello miss,I’m aware your here for your meeting with Vox and Velvette,they both happen to be with Valentino right now in his studio.Vox already told me you know where that might be so unless you’d like to wait for both of them you can head up there” the small thing said,holding her clipboard close to her chest
“I’m fine darling.thank you for your assistance.” Olivia said,giving her a small wad of cash and walking towards an elevator
Once they had stepped into the Elevator,she let down the whole professional thing
“You aren’t that excited for this,are you?”
“It’s boring work stuff,and the Vee’s aren’t my favorite demons to work with,they have a… how should I say… unethical way of doing things”
“Their sinners,of course their unethical”
“Yeah I know but just saying their weird is rude.”
The elevator doors opened,pink walls with flowy hearts leading to an obvious shooting studio for Val’s films…
“Never been in here,gotta say it’s what I sorta imagined”
“I’ve been here a few times,I’m close with velvette,she helps me run most of my socials,keeping it professional ya know?”
“Oh like a manager of some sorts?”
“No,I wouldn’t say manager,I’m my own real manager”
“Doesn’t that get-”
“Complicated?…I make it work”
They had arrived to a set of pink glass doors,not see through by any means,which is probably for the best,they placed their hands on the handles,before turning its head
“How comfortable are you with sexual stuff?” She asked,her face a bit uncomfortable
“Very.”
“Don’t know if that’s the answer I wanted but ok.”
She swung open the doors,the room surprisingly empty for what the studio is used for,with only the 3 Vees inside talking
“Shit…I forgot I had that meeting today.” Vox grumbled to himself
“Aw fuck!” Velvette muttered
“You guys have got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Look bitch I’ve had a lot going on,I’m tryna get these angel Cameras out because of all the extermination shit!” Vox said annoyed
“Look me and Vel ill go get the meeting room ready,just hang out with Valentino until we’re done”
“Can’t I come?” Olivia asked
“No darling it’s a mess,you do not wanna see it” velvette said walking away with Vox
“Yay…” she muttered.she walked over the the chair next to Valentino sitting down
“Do I not get a chair?”
“Shut up!” she whisper yelled
“Ok…”
“It’s been awhile,took me up on my offer yet?”
“No,no,no…I don’t have the body for that.” She said crossing her arms and sinking in her seat
“Whatever you say Livy,so who’s the boy toy?”
“Bodyguard.don’t refer to him as that”
“Bodyguard? I never took you as someone to hire a bodyguard,I could have given you one of my boys for less than what your probably paying him”
“Heh…that’s nice of you…”
“I mean where are my manners,lovely to see you” he said talking her hand by her wrist,trying to bring it up to his mouth for what you’d assume to be a kiss as she struggled to pull it back
“Mhm you to…” she said with sarcasm,still trying to pull her wrist back
Valentino frowned at this “you were so nice to me when we first met,what’s with the attitude…”
“Your grip Valentino…” she said with a smile,a fake one at best
Valentino felt a tight grip on his shoulder,as if a claw was digging through his coat and closet to his skin
“I’d appreciate if you let go there.”
“Who are you to tell me what to do?”
“Someone who’s about to leave a scar.”
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Chapter 1. Chapter 2.
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xsvndropx · 11 months
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25+ writer (they/them) looking for 21+ discord roleplayers — willing to discuss trigger warnings. big believer in creating safe spaces. please read everything before reaching out. i am not interested in joining RPGs or public servers. OCs are welcome and encouraged. open to discuss crossovers. i'm a very friendly writer!
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some rules i write by:
- literate roleplay; 1+ paragraph minimum in replies with no length limit; my replies are usually 2-4+ paragraphs in length; willing to match length of my writing partner.
- smut/lewd will be limited to age appropriate relationships; ask for my 'Will Not Do' fetish and kink list; general smut/lewd will be allowed after chemistry has been developed; smut/lewd is not a focal point of my plotting.
- no real life celebrity roleplays; i'm tolerant of real life fakes who are OCs but i'm not currently seeking any form of real life/fake life roleplay.
- i hold everyone to the same basic standards. these are not negotiable and i will delete you out of my online life if you act up: NO transphobia, NO real serial killers, NO homophobia, NO domestic abuse, NO sexual assault, NO pedophilia, NO beastiality (human x animal), NO racism, NO ableism, NO phobias of any kind alligned with oppressed religions, and NO offensive neo-pronouns (i meant it: slurs and culturally sensative words/dieties are NOT pronouns; I WILL NOT DISRESPECT WHOLE COMMUNITIES AND OPPRESSED RELIGIOUS BELIEFS OR NORMALIZE N*ZI TERMONOLOGY TO MAKE YOU FEEL 'COMFORTABLE').
- i will NOT write with ANY character using a deceased faceclaim; find an alternative character to write or recast your character pfp; i will not back down from this rule.
- we have OSDD/DiD; we keep this part of our life private due to littles and the safety of our system; do NOT ask to be introduced to our system; do NOT ask about triggers or traumas; do NOT ask to meet any of our littles; if we decide you need to know that side of our life then WE will approach YOU.
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FANDOM MASTERLIST:
【 masterlist of characters i write — open to romance, friendship, and enemy connections 】
MOVIES — HORROR
○ tara carpenter - scream
○ moira karp - some king of hate
○ velma - mystery inc
○ laurel - bit
○ carolyn - dark shadows
○ elvira - elvira
○ sara - the craft
○ bonnie - the craft
》 ships: laurel x izzy; velma x daphne; tara x amber; tara x mindy; sara x nancy; carolyn x wlw
MOVIES — FANTASY
○ nimona - nimona
○ deet - dark crystal
○ sara - labyrinth
○ sir didymous - labyrinth
○ jareth - labyrinth
○ toothless - how to train your dragon
》 ships: sir didymous x the bog of unbearable stench; jareth x hoggle
MOVIES — COMEDY
○ becca - pitch perfect
○ megan - but im a cheerleader
》 ships: becca x chloe; megan x graham
MOVIES — DISNEY
○ merida - brave
○ jane - decendants
○ mal bertha - decendants
》 ships: mal x evie; jane x evie; jane x wlw; merida x elsa
TV — HORROR
○ charlie - supernatural
○ lilith - supernatural/myth
○ zoey freemont - supernatural
○ castiel - supernatural
○ sam w - supernatural
○ max - stranger things
○ robin - stranger things
○ willow - buffy the vampire slayer
○ dawn - buffy the vampire slayer
○ buffy - buffy the vampire slayer
○ dru - buffy the vampire slayer
○ wednesday - the addams family
○ kenzi - lost girl
○ dagny - lost girl
○ evony - lost girl
○ sabrina m - chilling adventures of sabrina
○ dorcas - chilling adventures of sabrina
○ theo - chilling adventures of sabrina
○ madame satan - chilling adventures of sabrina
○ scarlett winslow - american horror stories
》 ships: charlie x the dnd faerie; cas x dean; robin x nancy; max x el; max x lucas; wednesday x enid; wednesday x lydia deetz; buffy x willow; willow x tara; buffy x faith; lauren x bo; kenzi x bo; evony x bo; evony x lauren; madame satan x zelda; theo x robin; scarlett x maya; scarlett x ruby
TV — SCIFI
○ jenny flint - doctor who
○ ashildr/me - doctor who
○ clara oswald - doctor who
○ river song - doctor who
○ clarke - the 100
》 ships: jenny x vastra; river x doctor; clara x wlw; clara x 11; clarke x lexa
TV — ANIMATED
○ catra - shera
○ amythest - steven universe
○ marceline - adventure time
》 ships: marceline x bubblegum; catra x adora
TV — FANTASY
○ morgana - merlin
○ merlin - merlin
○ ciri - witcher
○ yennefer - witcher
○ arya stark - game of thrones
○ daenerys - game of thrones
○ regina mills - once upon a time
○ ruby - once upon a time
○ merida - once upon a time
○ elliot - magicians
○ bloom - winx
○ terra - winx
○ musa - winx
》 ships: morgana x gwen; merlin x arthur; ruby x dorothy; ruby x snow; regina x emma; merida x mulan; merida x ruby; bloom x beatrice; bloom x stella; terra x musa; terra x kat
TV — DISNEY
○ olive - ant farm
○ creepy connie - jessie
○ lilly - hannah montanna
○ luz - owl house
○ alex - wizards of waverly place
○ stevie - wizards of waverly place
○ juliette - wizards of waverly place
○ maddie - liv and maddie
》 ships: lilly x hannah; luz x amity; alex x stevie; alex x harper; juliette x alex; juliette x harper; maddie x willow
TV — NICKELODEON
○ cat valentine - victorious
》 ships: cat x jade; cat x freddie; cat x sam
COMICS - DC
○ kara zorel - supergirl
○ posion ivy - harley quinn
○ nia nal - supergirl
○ alex danvers - supergirl
○ lena luthor - supergirl
》 ships: nia x brainy; kara x lena; ivy × harley; nia x kara; alex x kelly; alex x lena
COMICS — MARVEL
○ nebula - guardians of the galaxy
○ squirrel girl - squirrel girl
○ rocket raccoon - guardians of the galaxy
○ yelena - hawkeye
○ kitty pryde - xmen
○ mystique - xmen
○ kurt - xmen
○ toad - xmen
》 ships: yelena x kate; kitty x rouge
BOOKS — GREEK MYTH
○ thalia - percy jackson
○ annabeth - percy jackson
○ bianca di angelo - percy jackson
○ athena - percy jackson/myth
○ artemis - percy jackson/myth
》 ships: annabeth x percy; thalia x annabeth; bianca x wlw
GAMES — ASSASSIN'S CREED
○ ciara - valhalla
○ evior (fem) - valhalla
○ randvi - valhalla
○ tracer - overwatch
》 ships: evior x ciara; evior x randvi; evior x petra; eivor x kassandra; tracer x lena
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lgbtqforeverything · 1 year
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shadow and bone: season 2 episode 8
- again: mal/alina/nikolai
- wylan you are literally carrying light bombs with you rn.
- oh my god this is so tense just kill him already
- THERE IS 55 MINUTES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK
- inej/zoya team up this is content for me
- i’m sure alina’s coat is really cool but i’m only thinking of cas supernatural rn
- hey can zoya just kill him please
- stab him girl
- i’m really sorry about your sword neyar :(
- babe. babe don’t.
- well shit. also nina definitely knows
- oh mal knows something is up
- twins/nikolai friendship my beloved
- kaz is seething with jealousy rn. bitch.
- jesper/inej friendship my beloved
- this means that nikolai knows who zoya is. hell yes.
- MY TAMADIA CRUMBS!!!
- kaz you fucking sap
- jesper you drama kid i love you
- i am not liking this change from ruin and rising so far
- oh that is a good line
- where! are! david! and! genya!
- matthias this is a bad idea.
- i love adrick so fucking much.
- if they killed david then fuck the renewal i am never watching this on platform again
- SO THEY BROUGHT DAVID’S DEATH FROM KOS BUT NOT ZOYALAI. FUCK NETFLIX
- zoya of the garden. zoya of the lost city. zoya kneeling in the snow.
- she is not ruined. she is ruination.
- OH MY FUCKING GOD. THE BEE??!!?!?!?
- again: thrupule.
- this sucks. this sucks ass actually.
- ya know when i first opened netflix today this show was the banner and the bio said it was like a cw show and this whole break up thing is giving real cw vibes. and fuck them for it.
- they’re really pulling the blade line like that? fuck them
- captain ghafa of the wraith
- i’m getting huge tangled vibes rn
- SHES SAYING THE FUCKING LINE OH MY GOD
- i was looking at amita’s ass as she walked away what happened
- TAMADIA *insert burning elmo meme*
- THIS IS FUCKING GAY. ITS GAY.
- this is such a group and i am living for it
- breaking up the twins and nikolai. i’m going to throw up.
- alright i’m just gunna say it. mal looks weird in the coat.
- oh my god look at nadia. i’m so fucking gay yall.
- LOOK AT INEJ.
- hell yes his tits are back this is great
- i am going to scream. keep him away from those bad cgi wolves.
- well. that sets that up nicely.
- is that a color??? on kaz???? and new cane! much better for stabbing eyes out
- oh please call him lev
- bitch can you just shut the fuck up he’s great
- ok so i can see how they could do kos from this
- also god damn. tits.
- nikolai looks hot and alina looks fake
- no wouldn’t bc in a perfect world you would have zoya >:(
- oh he said the line!!! nice
- that’s all we fucking get??? killing maiming tearing
- oh those colors are not complimenting zoya
- #girlbosses
- ok jesper and wylan are definitely worried about something
- THAT IS SUCH AN UGLY CROWN IM SCREAMING
- also that scepter looks fake as fuck
- so many blood capsules being popped
- oh alina. alina alina alina.
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Daddy (24) sucht Little Girl für Snap
moin ich bin marty, 24 und ich suche auf dem weg littles. ich mache das schon seit ca. 6 jahren. ich hab also eine menge erfahrung, was das ganze angeht. ich habe schon viele littles gehabt, egal wie alt, egal wie viel erfahrung sie mit dem thema schon hatten, egal ob brav oder ein bisschen bratty (aber nicht zu sehr ich mag es lieber brav ;) ) und egal was die vorlieben und tabus der mädels waren. ich kann mit allem umgehen und hab auch schon vielen girls die neu in dem thema waren, geholfen das ganze kennen und lieben zu lernen.
ich mache das erstmal nur online auf snapchat, weil es mir wichtig ist dass die sub niemals das gefühl hat in einer unguten situation zu sein. meine subs sollen sich sicher und wohl fühlen, das ist das wichtigste für mich. und snapchat ist der perfekte ort dafür, da mit den bildern und videos nichts passieren kann, was die sub nicht möchte. sie kann jederzeit alles löschen, kann den kontakt abbrechen und in meinen regeln steht drin, dass ich bilder nur im chat speichere, damit ich sie nicht weiterschicken kann. würde ich dagegen verstoßen, würde die sub das auf snapchat angezeigt bekommen. so möchte ich sicher stellen, dass sich jeder sicher fühlen und spaß dabei haben kann, selbst wenn man sowas noch nie gemacht hat und sich vielleicht noch etwas unsicher ist
wie schon gesagt, kann ich mit jeder form von sub umgehen und hab ein gutes gespühr dafür, was subs brauchen, damit sie spaß haben. ich hab aber auch ganz klare regeln und erwarte, dass man sich daran hält. aber das gehört halt dazu, wenn man sklavin oder little ist. regeln, vorlieben und tabus werden am anfang mit allen die sich bei mir melden durchgesprochen.
wenn das also der einen oder anderen gefällt, addet mich gerne auf snapchat, schreibt mir dass ihr von tumblr kommt, euer alter und schickt mir einen snap von euch als fake check
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hi cas!
just looking for a bit of advice here.
okay so for some background, i came out to my friend almost a year ago (kind of sort of, i just told her i liked girls as a girl myself) we’re both in school btw. she was completely supportive of me and even defended me against anything remotely homophobic. she was really sweet and understanding and i felt super safe with her. she’s been one of my best friends since middle school and she’s always stuck with me.
recently though, things have been changing. she’s always been a little back and forth with me and our other friends, always choosing who to be nice to in our group that day, it was never all of us. but now, she’s been more cold to just me consistently, ignoring me in big groups, looking me up and down, getting ‘mad’ at me for every reason she can find. it’s just not great. but then out of the blue some days, she acts like im her best friend and she loves me and is so so kind to me. those are the days i feel safe with her again.
but that’s not what’s bothering me the most about her behavior recently. what is, is that she’s been using the f slur a lot, not often directed at people (though i assume its at me when she says “i hate *f slurs* when i do something she doesn’t like) i’ll oftentimes just brush it off and act like she was just making a joke that was actually funny with a little remark back to her. i don’t know if she’s actually homophobic, because she’s really close with some of my gay friends and doesn’t do this to them, also because of her support when i came out.
and i really don’t know what to do about it because i love her friendship when she wants to give it to me, but what she’s doing is starting to really hurt me. i’ve talked to my best friend (who is amazingly kind and has also experienced this friend’s fake side) about some of this but i just don’t think she’d understand how deeply this hurts me
anyway, didn’t mean to dump on you this much but i just hope you can help me find what to do next. thank you <33
(also if i end up sending another ask, which is pretty unlikely, you can just call me eternal sunshine anon <3)
Hi love!
So what your friend is doing is NOT okay. Using the f-slur in that way is absolutely homophobic and could be considered a crime depending on your location. Now, I'm not saying you should call the police or anything. There's obviously nuance with the word- some queer people have chosen to reclaim it, and there is a huge amount of ignorance with people outside of the community. However, your friend is deeply in the wrong.
I think the first thing I would push you to do, though, is talk to your friend. I know it can be intimidating to address conflict like this head-on, but it seems like you do care for this friend, so I think you should at least try to tell her that these and other actions make you upset and make you feel unsafe. Right now, there's the very small chance that she's unaware, so we don't know if she's hurting you on purpose. Her reaction will be a huge indicator of whether or not it's worth it to stay friends. An ignorant but well-meaning person might say, "oh my god, I had NO idea, I'll really work to do better!" and then actually do so. But if she doubles down or tells you you're being too sensitive, I would urge you to reconsider that friendship. A 'friend' who is willing to intentionally do something that hurts you isn't really a friend.
Remember too that even if someone doesn't understand WHY something is hurtful, a person who cares will still make an effort to feel comfortable. So even if she doesn't fully understand why you dislike some of her actions, as long as your requests are reasonable, she should still try to do better. (Asking her to not use a hateful slur is EXTREMELY reasonable.)
You have the right to set boundaries and ask for respect and if people don't like that, they aren't worth your energy or friendship.
I hope this helps! <3 <3 <3
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sarah-dipitous · 1 year
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 130
My Heart Will Go On
“My Heart Will Go On”
Plot Description: Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Fate is very upset with the two of them and the only way they can stay alive is to kill her
Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: that’s not fair. Fate shouldn’t be able toy with people like that. Just kill the guy, don’t do like five fake outs first. No.
Excuse me??? Why’s Ellen there?? She better be a figment of Bobby’s imagination, but that doesn’t exactly put me at ease either
“Accidents don’t just happen accidentally” Dean…how’s it feel to be the funniest person alive? And unintentionally?
Dean….how have you been in this line of work this long and are still THIS BAD at questioning people
Girl. Run. Copiers can be replaced….Fate put her keys under the copier, she knocked a vase of flowers on it as she came up, it started sparking and then her scarf got caught in the paper intake part and choked her……you should have ran, girl.
IM SO CONFUSED. HOW’RE YOU ALIVE??? You and Jo exploded after luring hellhounds to where you were
How do none of you know about the Titanic??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? Wait…the Titanic DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THIS UNIVERSE??? How much got rewritten?
Omg BALTHAZAR’s fucking up history. I’d like to see him vs the Doctor
Rude, Balthazar. I LOVE that movie. You can’t just take away one of my favorite movies because you don’t like it. Don’t like don’t watch, my guy.
Oh. Cool. The butterfly effect is what saved Ellen and Jo…for now
Ok but Dean driving a Mustang instead of an Impala isn’t the WORST fate
That is a LOT of blood. Ok but it’s a LITTLE funny that the jerk lawyer got hit by a bus with his own ad on it that says “justice matters,” Sam. Even if six seconds is too early to make jokes about it
I love that the boys still unironically think of themselves as nobodies who’ve never done anything big in the grand scheme of things, as though they didn’t start and stop the apocalypse. Thanks, Cas, for giving them a little perspective
Y’all are the dumbest motherfuckers alive sometimes. You let your guard down for one second after dogs almost attacked you, you walked between jugglers with flaming knives and hatchets, AND the dude with a faulty nail gun
Godddddddd…I forgot how much Castiel really does fuck up in this season. HE told Balthazar to unsink the Titanic.
Look. I hate tiktok speak as much as the next guy, but I’m sitting here crying because Sam just asked Cas if he killed 50k people (the decedents of the Titanic passengers who wouldn’t have survived the disaster but, because they rewrote history, did) to save him and Dean. And I think that is the actual definition of unaliving someone.
Hey, um, not only was that a LIE, Castiel, it wasn’t even a convincing one. Sure, it somehow fooled Dean, but damn…
“Been On My Mind…”: Nope. 4, I think
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yaasalaholing · 1 year
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this cap gave me confidence 
by Pippa Akofa UGWUMADU 
1
why?
because I’m black.
years of empowerment.
i live this lonely life 
sad and low eyes 
who’s going to hold 
“I’m a woman”
not a girl 
a part of me won’t wake up
would I be so low to shoot you in the back 
like u wasn’t looking 
you’d see my gut explode from the tension of holding back       tears 
time has it’s way of forgetting 
holding back inaudible words,
language, lyric and harm 
as prickled eyes hold in 
would you be the first to break my heart 
Thursday 20th April 2023 
Left the care home unprepared.
Firstly, socks, bare foot @ my mother’s house. 
An Afro wig, thinking of my braids. 
Glass cup, green tea. 
5
Should i be ditzy
Should i be mellow 
Should i be chill 
Should I admit that I’m hollow 
Waiting to be filled with love 
I be, I be, I believed in to tomorrow 
I never saw the sun come up 
6
I can’t be myself 
I don’t like myself 
Should I accept 
Should I give up 
I have to be myself 
I have to think for myself 
7
Do I appreciate her? 
Do I treat her with respect? 
Hip hop 
8
I was the cat 
Sitting in the back of an Escalade 
Watching two friends 
Pass the joint
After robbing a merchandise store 
9
je deteste ca parfois 
parfois 
10 
I’m a know it all 
I know it all 
But I’m not all knowing 
11
you know this empty space 
is meant to be filled with thoughts of a man 
12
don’t want u to say anything 
Don’t want to hear what you think 
13 
If. 
A bungalow 
Room for self care and singing bowls 
Before shower 
Meditate 
Yoga 
Meditate 
books. Poems to start off. 
Always go outside when you feel bad energy occur. 
or mastrubate. 
CASH always on hand. 
14 
We broke up 
And I’m still not free.
15 
no new words 
just sweet plantain chips 
16 
I smoked too much 
growing 
I made static in the air 
Swivel, Yankee hat symbol approached me, 
Ooo what did he say? 
Sun rays peep the bus window 
never had the spotlight on me, 
not in those days 
17
moon kingdom 
I’m rising, I’m rising 
I’m rising 
Im torn at night 
Faint in day 
and I’m rising 
See nothing but black 
A rug over eyes 
Im all hours of the seconds away 
And awake 
18 
blue jungle 
u gotta little patch on your light 
anatomy shedding pieces 
not quite as gone as 
A sane world 
Outside 
Of me 
Insane 
I don’t smile,
It’s been a long time since genuine
but it’s ‘m light 
jungle rain 
maybe bedhead mess and wisps of fake bountiful hair all over the floor, my blue jungle paint placed in the second I woke up
without a man
a woman, not a girl. 
19
4 you 
Our days are over 
Left on hold 
Knowingly covered 
The whispers. I heard 
Old rasp voice love
My heart sank into a tumour 
As land fit the river 
So I rang 
Lemon haze 
20 
Why not chalk all over the floor?
Why does graffiti have to be on brick walls?
Why can we not walk on the sky?
Why can’t I walk on water
If Jesus walked on water then why can’t I? 
Why is the window not the front door?
Why can’t I lie on my ceiling? 
Why can’t I grow wings 
and fly Paris free of charge in the evenings? 
These questions I want to ask 
Good, most powerful, most high God.
 21 
says 
the butterfly 
I want to be a bird
I can’t see 
The butterfly can’t see 
Flies 
Hong Kong’s busy streets 
Amidst the noise of the city
Beauty was sweet 
When all I have to do is eat 
I can’t see 
But feel the energy 
Of Hong Kong’s busy streets 
22 
when the argument started 
Fire crackled 
When the argument started 
Fire sprung 
Sparks made up for this argument 
The ash and light, soft and spark 
Joined air’s tone 
whistling together “home” 
23 
Taking nudes 
The smallest bathroom 
With a broken mirror 
In a screen 
That seemed clearer 
Never seen, me from this angle 
Never captured who it was for 
Never seen me naked, 
Small chest, big eyed whore, 
Skinny legs 
A body no one ever sought, 
Behind the internet,
Could he even see it was me 
I hid my face 
Wrapped my arms around my breasts
Like a haiku, or a Shakespearean soliloquy 
Spoke to me 
Goodbye lady 
Hello dumb and free 
24 
I wake up tomorrow morning 
Belly flat 
Belly finally flat 
Fat ass 
And a straight back 
from a hunchback 
25 
Drowning 
Ain’t no mystery 
But I’m foreign to his tongue 
The way he wears his slang 
When he approached my realm
I should’ve ran 
When he became my four walls 
With no door
On my back 
There was only the floor 
Lips bruised 
From kissing wild 
Breath broke 
Legs shake 
Hands taunt 
Moan, moan
Taste
Run, run 
Run away and don’t come back. 
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liopleurodean · 1 year
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Season 4, Episode 22: Lucifer Rising
CARRY ON
I think this is the first time they use this song
ASDFGHJKL THE DOOR SLAM
IM GONNA CRY BEFORE THE EPISODE EVEN STARTS
A convent? Really?
Nice
A convent full of demons. Irony at its finest
Oh no, they're not demons
Oop-
(pie hole? Someone's been listening to Dean)
That's a weird way to put it
Yeahhh
Those poor girls
Yikes
Nice car
Not even close
Liar
Nope!
It's a mixed bag
At least Ruby has faith
Right
Parallels
Nope
He won't
Family don't end in blood
If at first you don't succeed
Not for family
That's... unfortunately true
Only partially your fault
I think he does
Oh, Dean
Dean...
It's cry about your blorbo hours
I think I needed this as much as Dean
Ohhh, and that's what needed to happen
Oh, he was definitely a coward
And that's the gospel truth
He's getting it
Where'd he go?
Hi Cas
'almost'
I'm sure
Those poor parents
This is almost as freaky as Ring Around the Rosie
Mark it with an L more like
Not a fan of the deco
Heh. At least they've got drinks on ice
Ew, Zachariah
Pfft, Dean watching Disney channel
AND THE HARP IN THE CORNER
Huh
Uh...
Yeah, definitely weird
Every time Dean makes a Star Trek reference, I fall a little more in love
Fair
Great
It's a coping mechanism
Hmmm
That's the problem
...point
Unfortunately, Dean's word actually means something
Pop culture references make me laugh
A less painful death
Oh, Dean...
Wow, that was a quick voicemail
That's a great way to start
Of course
This is sickening
As ironic as it sounds
Stop it, Sam
This is nowhere near the Trench Run
This is going great
That's horrifying
Dang it
Don't do it, Sam
This is weird
Padre?
This guy is whack
There's a reason for that
The Antichrist
Wow
I mean, Azazel is the only known yellow-eyed demon
That'll take too long
Things keep getting worse and worse
That is too nice of a car to be treated like that (and yes, this also applies to Baby)
That's one way to get their attention
They won't let him
Not even close
Something something let the dead bury the dead
Exceptions
Angels, man
Yikes
Ruby!
Something's up
Good, hold on to that
That's not gonna help, Dean
Whack
Also whack
Sure
I should've known
Cas isn't in on it. Or he is, but he doesn't want to be
It's giving Good Omens
The mirrors make this freaky
My phone thinks a song called "Un Angel Llora" is playing, which. If it's true, the title means "a crying angel," so.
Analogies tend to fall apart pretty quickly, huh
"enema" is not the word I would use
Always plotting
Antichrist.
Man, this really is Good Omens
If I never have to hear "Marsha Marsha Marsha" again, it'll be too soon
Right
For what?
Oh right, they always wanted to have a Sam/Dean fight
Dude
Riiight
Unaware
Spooky
Lilith
That's not good
Hi Cas
That's one way to put it
Hey, Cas is starting to wake up again
That was so fake
Something something ineffable plan
Humanity
What about love?
But it'll never be the same
A good soldier knows when to question bad orders
Please, Cas
Nothing new there
Come on, Cas
And he ditched
You don't have a minute, but please take it anyway
Whoa, what happened
Did Ruby do this?
She did. Now I'm okay with killing her
Right. Thank Chuck
Cas?
Nice
That's a lot of blood
I'm glad that worked
Well, now everyone is getting duped
Really, Chuck?
Whack
That looks like a wedding dress
Riiight
Yup
Team Free Will!
Cas!
Ouch
Uh oh
Get her, Dean
This is so whack
What's Ruby's plan in all this?
Oh, good
A freak, huh?
Oh. Oh no
Dang it, Sam
Well crap
Don't. Don't do it
He broke the seal
You've been duped, Sam
Definitely not God
Really, Ruby?
He can't do it
It's partially your fault, Sam
You can't think he'll ever trust you again, Ruby
Not with anything he wants
Gank her, Dean
That's the first good thing Sam has done all year
Oh, Sam
It's too late now
Time to face the music
Oh, that's trippy
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Hello you 😅 how are you this morning Mrs lefty eyebag that eats balls of dark chocolatey goodness.
That's okay, it's good you catch up with your bestfriend! I miss long talks like that where it just goes on and on. Knowing me I would've fallen asleep on the phone though hahaha
You are stubborn! But I get it, its nice for your daughter to look at the Christmas tree and see the beauty of it and all.
Oh yeah, I moved to a new place because my lease ended. So I needed to get some new shelves and bins. I moved into a smaller place though, so right now I feel disorganized lol
Yes, I think I'll make chocolate chip cookies and some crinkle cookies. But I also want to make apple pie, and there's this holiday pie that I want to learn how to make. It has peppermint in it though. Do you like peppermint with chocolate? I actually made chocolate chip pecan pie for Thanksgiving! I might have that for brunch now hahaha
Which dinosaur loves Christmas the most? The tree-rex 🤣🤣
Definitely invisibility. Because then I can sneak in and out of places without getting caught. 🤔
Would you rather give up coffee for the rest of your life or give up eating your favorite snack?
- CuriousGeorge
Hello! Im okay. Just tired n sleepy 😅 haha another good long nick name for me.lol
How r u?
Yeah it was really fun.. we used to talk that long when we call. We tried to catch up with each other, she used to live in cali, then she moved to CO, now she is on AZ.
Haha so u r that kind of girl will talk all night long but will fall asleep during the call eventually 😅?
How was ur day today?
Yes, i am pretty stubborn for some things.. i gues that's one of not so fun fact about me.haha. r u stuborn?
Oh okay, congratulations on the new place! I hope u like it! Yeah i understand what u meant, my house in CA was bigger than the one in OK. That's why we plan to move to a bigger house someday when we find the right one. It's no fun to move to a smallet place, it's hard to reorganized the stuff in a smaller one.
Did u bake some cookie or pie today? I love apple pie! N chocolate pie of course!
Oh thats nice! Im not a big fan of pecan actually.. but if u add chocolate to the pie, then it's kinda acceptable for me..hahaja.
Lol tree-rex! Thats funny! I never thought of that! That actually made me chuckle.😆 ANOTHER! *slam the mugs like Thor does"
Peppermint in chocolate is okay for me in certain things i guess. Thats actually my sister's favorite combo. Im okay with it. But i looove mint chocolate of girlscout cookies.
Hahaha so u picked invisibility just for sneaking out whereever u wanna go?😅
I picked invisibility so i can sort the fake people to stay out of my circle 🤣
I think i would rather give up snacks than coffee.. what about u?
Next!
Cheerio!
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dcsworstnightmare · 5 years
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HAHAHA SOME PETTY COMIC BOY TRIED TO SHAME ME FOR NOT DRAWING TERRY MCGINNIS IN A GROUP PHOTO OF THE BATKIDS BECAUSE "No one knows when he was born. He could he a baby."
BITCH HE WAS BORN IN 2023 YOU FAKE
And the best part?
When I pointed this out he deleted his comment Im done-
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harrysfolklore · 3 years
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hi :) could you do that instagram fake thing with jennie from blackpink as a faceclaim !! pls and thank youuu <3
thank you so much for requesting, jennie is so pretty and talented, hope you enjoy 💘
you can send me ideas for ig blurbs here <3 (and feel free to talk to me about anything)
masterlist | don’t forget to like and reblog :)
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yourinstagram see you tonight LA 🖤
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arianagrande cutie 🤍
ynfan1 IM SEEING YOU TONIGHT
columbiarecords our girl ❤️‍🔥
harrystyles ❤️
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harryupdates Harry was spotted at @yourinstagram’s show at The Forum last night
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harryfan1 SUPPORTIVE BF
ynfan1 saw him in the audience ! he was with his friends and his sister, they were all having fun
ynupdates check the videos in our account !
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yourinstagram amazing show in LA last night, thank you everyone for coming 🤍
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ynfan1 THANK YOU FOR THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
gemmastyles amazing show sis 💕 can’t wait to see you again
↳ harryfan1 OMG THEY CALL EACH OTHER SIS
↳ yourinstagram it was so lovely to see you, don’t let H hide you from me again !
annetwist Gorgeous 😍 I’m sad that i couldn’t make it but hopefully i’ll see you soon xx
↳ yourinstagram miss you anne! come visit soon
harryfan2 IM LIVING FOR THESE INTERACTIONS
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harrystyles IN YOUR AREA // INGLEWOOD, CA.
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ynfan1 ICONIC
lizzobeeating invite me to a show next
↳ yourinstagram you’re welcome anytime gorgeous !
mtv we love a supportive boyfriend ❤️
yourinstagram love you, hype man xx
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viva-1a-resistance · 2 years
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Oh ancient one, kindly explain the mysterious show known as supernatural. I want to get your references
post apocalyptic fever dream
"dude you fugly"
"low sodium freaks"
"PIE!"
soft
hurt/comfort
"son of a bitch!"
unbelievably fucking horny
"hold on im gonna tweet this"
pretty people
jensen and jared acting like dean and sam acting like jensen and jared
gay and homophobic
"night moves"
angels
and demons
and leviathans
and monsters
and humans
"oh no hes hot"
dean gets stuck in purgatory
satan is cute
the king of hell owns the moon
god is a deadbeat dad
destiel, angels are dicks
eyes
everybody dies
multiple times
sam gets hooked on demon blood and fucks his supplier
"i hope your apple pie is frickin worth it!"
archangels make assholes slow dance with aliens
fourth wall what fourth wall
"season seven time for a wedding"
"shut up, doctor phil"
"its funnier in enochian"
metatron
dean singing "im too sexy" in blatant bisexual lighting
sam working out shirtless
soulless sam entity of sass and embodiment of "idgaf"
"agents stark and banner, FBI"
"children shouldnt play with dead things"
lucifer sings "stairway to heaven" on repeat in sams head
the king of hell's mother is a lesbian
and a milf
"if sammys not safe, its not happening"
"what about you, dean?!"
dean and cas kidnap somebodys kids and raise them as their own
twice.
"claire get out youre not allowed on a crime scene"
"oh but the fake FBI is?!"
gods sister is The Darkness
satan rises bc dean wanted pie
LARPing
"misha?!"
"protect him hes awkward"
"the girl with the dungeons and dragons tattoo"
"one night wonders"
dean and sam share a heaven
dean is cas's heaven
crowley my man
sam gets possessed by a demon
and an angel
dean and his model bowlegged self
etc.
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