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** The Enduring Significance of Desktop Computers in a Mobile Globe **
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One thing that is often overlooked with federal student loan forgiveness is that for every outstanding loan, the federal government is giving taxpayer money to a massive private fintech contractor to service that loan. It actively costs the government money to have loans outstanding. It is more expensive for the government to have someone who is on a low or no-pay income driven plan sit on that debt for 20 years than it would be to just forgive it outright today.
So like. Your tax dollars could go to relieving the debt burden of some struggling millennial OR they can line the pockets of Aidvantage's CEO, but that money is being spent either way.
#servicing contracts are so so huge#Servicing that many loans costs the government a lot of money and it will KEEP costing the government a lot of money ongoing#where forgiving debt is writing off money that is already spent.#STOP BANKROLLING STUDENT LOAN SERVICERS TO SPITE THE POOR
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it's cute that spotify thinks i'll let them price gouge me just for the "convenience" of their app
it's gonna take some work to update my old harddrive library of ripped mp3's with all the new songs i've found over the past 5 years of using spotify, but it'll be so worth having a working shuffle button and all the vocaloid and video game songs i want again (•̀ᴗ•́)و
#suck my nuts spotify#seriously you're gonna charge me $17/month to “keep the service great” when the service is already ass to begin with#why do you need to charge me more money for an app that's getting worse lmao#you can't even fucking shuffle properly#and at least with media player i won't randomly lose access to entire albums just because their contracts expired or w/e#neil young i'm coming home#queued
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Oscar Piastri for Gentleman’s Journal
#look at him!#pretty boy#oscar piastri#It was in a service station car park in the UK???#what a place to sign your contract at
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POTW: CONTRACT MARRIAGE vs. FAKE DATING (as voted by our members and followers)
A Business Proposal (2022), Doom at Your Service (2021), Her Private Life (2019), Crash Landing on You (2019), Love in Contract (2022), Something About 1% (2016), Hwayugi (2017)
#kdramaedit#userdramas#kdramadaily#kdramasource#dailyasiandramas#a business proposal#doom at your service#her private life#hwayugi#crash landing on you#love in contract#something about 1%#potw#potw: edit#potw: 231016#gifs#various#maker: sam
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It’s the most honest job Stan’s ever had.
Sure, the company he’s working for is downright diabolical, scamming their customers in all aspects of life, but that’s not Stan’s problem.
As Le Ville Corp’s most successful customer service agent in the Oregon area his only job is to follow the company guidelines, sell as many bad deals as possible and never ever let anyone back out of a contract.
Morality aside, nothing the company does is actually illegal, so at the end of the day Stan gets to collect his almost-minimum-wage-sized paycheck and go home in the knowledge, that no pigs will come knocking on his door anytime soon.
Life is good. Or at least as good as it gets where Stan is concerned. Last month he even got a raise for selling every bad product the company had to offer to one poor kind sucker.
From household appliances to car insurance, magazine subscriptions and even their extremely shitty telephone and electricity contracts - the McGucket guy brought it all.
Thanks to him, Stan could upgrade from his car to an almost black mold free one room appartment with a community bathroom one block over.
Stan was finally moving up in the world and then his phone rings. He recognises the number. It’s his good friend Fiddle-not-gonna-say-the-rest McGucket.
Stan grins and cracks his knuckles. It’s about time McGucket figured out he’s gotten scammed. Time to make the poor guy’s life a living hell. No one is getting out of a contract on his watch.
“Thank you for calling Le Ville Corp. For us you are more than just a customer. You are family! This is Piers. How can I help you today?”
The moment Stan starts his greeting, he is bombarded with noise disturbances from the other side.
Ah, the good old Le Ville Corp telephone network working as intended. Maybe Stan can convince the guy to upgrade to a slightly less egregious version.
Wait, what did he say?
His name is Dr. Stammered Lynes? Weird, but okay. Still better than Fiddle-nope-not-saying-it Hardon McGucket.
As it turns out, Stan finally met the mysterious roommate whose money McGucket has been using to pay for all of their products. Stan didn’t think the guy had it in him to ditch his roommate after the scam got discovered. Good for him!
Now, how to best screw Dr. Lynes here over.
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An hour and a half of data security safety questions and a new phone contract later the doc hangs up to Stan’s cheery and corporate mandated farewell:
“And don’t forget we here at Le Ville Corp consider you our forever family, because you will stay with us forever!”
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Stanford Pines just had the worst month of his life [not counting the weeks after the science fair that he refuses to think about].
The portal test was a disaster, his partner left, his muse refuses to explain himself and on top of all of that his new fridge won’t open, because this week’s subscription fee hasn’t been paid yet.
What the f-FIDDLEFORD!
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#Stan’s full fake name is Piers Campfield#for various reasons. For 2. Two reasons.#Stan was quite surprised when he managed to sell all their household appliances to Fidds.#From what Stan understood the guy would be able to create his own from scratch in a heartbeat.#Turns out Fidds was quite intrigued by their innovative subscription system that connected all appliances to Le Ville Corp's private networ#Fidds thought it would be a fun side project to mess around with.#Ford is still in denial about Bill having betrayed him and being evil#so he rather spends his time arguing with his extremely frustrating customer service agent.#Or he would be arguing if he wasn’t forced to pass another security test every time he asks a question.#And then he has to spell everything out twice because “the connection is bad”#WHY IS THEIR TELEPHONE PROVIDER THE SAME AS HIS FRIDGE ONE???#Ford keeps finding more and more subscriptions#contracts and products regarding Le Ville Corp and keeps trying to give them back and/or cancel them but he only ends up upgrading his exis#Also…Ford’s money is running out.#If he ever meets “Piers” he’s gonna shoot him with his crossbow.#And yet Ford keeps calling Piers even after he realizes that Bill has betrayed him and that there are more important things he has to deal#He grows more paranoid#sleeps less#then not at all#but he still has Piers. His forever family. His family. Piers will help him. He has to.#So he explains everything to Piers and asks him to come and take his Journal as far away as he can.#Piers...agrees. That’s what being a forever family means!#Le Ville Corp doesn’t lie to their customers!#Stan should've never gotten attached. This was the best job he’s ever had#and now he’s throwing it all away to help a stranger he annoyed over the phone for weeks#just because he called Stan family.#This might be the dumbest thing he’s ever done.
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the vendor of theseus
#original#jokes for accountants working in accounts payable#they changed their operating name but not their remit name#then they changed their remit name#then they changed their address#they are trying to sell us different products/services than the ones we first contracted with them for#the only evidence that remains of their origins is the internal vendor number generated based on a name and location that no longer exist
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It’s not really a terminal illness silly, it’s a
Plot Device
#queen of tears#extraordinary you#the story of park's marriage contract#kdrama#doom at your service#tropes#we love em
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things I am boomerish about:
ballet etiquette (specifically spacing/where you stand in center)
not everything needs to be an app. in fact, mostly, i would like them not to be apps
sometimes i just want to Talk to A Person instead of having a shitty automated bot tell me "I know you want to talk to a person BUT" and then proceed to completely fail at solving the issue despite the fact a human could solve the issue in approximately 90 seconds
#this brought to you by the many many many many calls i have recently had to make#to fedex and ups and usps#and also many late night service chats for work#there are probably others ngl but these are the ones that are most present in my mind#for the first. for the love of god. KEEP IN UR LANE. had a woman in class on sunday who somehow!!! kept crossing like 3 meters#in order to nearly kick me in the face during grand allegro#and i was like. girlie. i am between you and a fucking concrete pillar. between the two. i am going to choose to tackle you if you keep#getting way the fuck too close#ANYWAY#personal#okay back to deeply dispiriting fed contract work
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Chat do we think it's fair to report a taxi driver bc he was using his phone (personal phone setting up a YouTube video for his airpods, GPS phone was on the dash) WHILE DRIVING.
#coyote.txt#i feel conflicted. i dont want anyone to lose their job#this isnt even an uber this is a taxi service contracted by the SSA#he did this heading towards and intersection to#and almost missed the turn#the more im typing this the more im convincing myself. cuz it ended up fine this time.#but what if its someone else#idk tho. bleh
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I’m looking for sapphic animated tv show + graphic novel, + yuri anime + manga recommendations. so if you have some based on my current hyperfixations please drop them in the replies or tags. and tell me a bit about them or why you like them if you’d like ✨
currently on repeat:
nana (not ‘intentionally’ sapphic, but I think we all agree that nana x hachi is real) 🍓
the legend of korra 🌊
she-ra and the princesses of power 🦄
the owl house 🦉
bloom into you 🪻
arcane ⚙️
kase-san and morning glories 🌱
sapphic books i enjoy:
if you’ll have me by eunnie 💖
imogen, obviously by becky albertalli ✂️
one last stop by casey mcquiston 🥞
the shadowhunters chronicles by cassandra clare ⚔️
the honey witch by sydney j. shields 🍯
for her consideration, + at her service by amy spalding 🐱
iris kelly doesn’t date by ashley herring black 🎭
legends & lattes, + bookshops & bonedust by travis baldree ☕️
on the same page by haley cass 👙
the midnight girls by alicia jasinska ❤️🔥
contract bound + lost clause by elle mae 🧛♀️
would also absolutely love any sapphic media with the same vibes as good luck, babe + naked in manhattan by chappell roan, or dreams + silver springs by fleetwood mac (in my heart all stevie nicks songs are sapphic) 💗
if you’ve read all of this, thank you so much 💛
#yuri recs#sapphic recs#lesbian recs#nana anime#spop#tlok#the owl house#bloom into you anime#kase san#if you’ll have me#Imogen obviously#one last stop#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#the honey witch#out in Hollywood#for her consideration#at her service#Yuri manga#Yuri anime#iris kelly doesn’t date#legends & lattes#bookshops & bonedust#on the same page#the midnight girls#contract bound#blood bound series
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"Adobe employee here! Instead of looking through all the fine print in our ToS, let acrobat ai(our product) summarize it for you :)"
#tbd#i have never been more motivated to read the terms of service of anything in my life#im about to be a contract lawyer grad with how much in depth reading i am about to do#because what are you trying to hide phrasing it like this
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I swear
To fucking God
If I have noro again
I'm chopping off the unwashed hands of all the workers at the restaurants I've ordered from this week
#IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO STOP NORO YOU DISGUSTING ASSES JUST WASH. YOUR. HANDS#this is how i got it last year too#disgusting#Normally i have a contract with food service workers that if i stay nicies even when things are wrong i trust you not to put things in me#that don't belong there#but if you're putting unwashed hands from your potty break in my food that violates the social contact and i will go apeshit#norovirus#germs#hygiene#food poisoning
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that some of the hardships I’m experiencing are because I chose this situation, knowing there would be hardships, because I found it preferable to an alternative choice with different hardships.
And that’s definitely better than the hardships people face that they had no say in, certainly.
But one day I’d like there to be an unquestionably ‘ easy mode’ option i could take instead
#It’s a three month contract in another remote outback community.#i’m not entitled to a free removalist service for such a short contract#So i’m in an employer-provided rental with my pets and a suitcase and about $2000 worth of crap i already owned but had to buy again#because i couldn’t bring my own stuff with me#And i have to host a student teacher who’s doing her practicum#Great host i’m gonna be with no tv or microwave or wifi and my lunatic dog and too many cats#i bought her a ‘cheap’ foam mattress#which is $250 now. So i did not buy another one for myself#i have a 1cm thick camping futon about as wide as my shoulders. Yay.#….i chose this.#I must remind myself that I chose this.#Because it is still very slightly preferable to another 3 months living with my parents#vent post
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random question but does the Nootmare pay taxes?
Sale taxes, yes. But he is not reporting his income and his property is hidden from the Multiverse IRS. So, for the most part, no, he does not pay taxes, he opposes taxes, and will gladly toss tea in any bay to prove his antitaxes point. In the end, he will eventually be brought down by the Multiverse IRS for tax dodging.
Sorry for the spoiler for the end of HNBD, which does not actually stand for How Nightmare Became Dadmare but How Nightmare Began Dodging (taxes).
#XD#joke answer but also partly true#No he does not pay taxes#He would stand there and stare at any tax collector with his arms folded and just waiting for them to back away#But he gets mail and garbage service “'you say” Yes that is true#and he pays for that through his contracts#He meets with those who provide those services and settles on a fair payment#He's not paying for amenities he does not use or that his henchmen have no use for.#Besides...#I don't think there is a multiverse government for him to pay taxes to?#But that's beside the point.#I'm now just picturing him and the boys chucking tons of tea in some lake or something from the OmegaTimeline#or some other place that decided to institute taxes
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