#IT WOULD BE CHAOS

[akashis-waifu]

Ah, yes. The Neuvillette-Furina-Venti experience.

[iwannaknowmyname]

the real reason elves only marry once/ only ever take one lover is because they know they will eventually see everyone they've ever known if the undying lands. like imagine your wife dies, re embodies in valinor and tells everyone about how great her spouse is and how much you love them, only for you to rock up to valinor 300 years later with your new beau

[thedreamingpiscesfangirl42]

Clara and Odette scheming to get Carmilla and Zestial together once and for all.

Just imagine it 👀

[minty-mumbles]

I want to read a fanfiction where two members of the chain (I don’t care who) get trapped in a time loop, and instead of being angsty about it, they use it to the fullest potential.

Maybe they know exactly how to break out of the loop so they’re just having fun for a while before they do that. Maybe they’ve been in the loop for so long that they’ve given up on getting out of it. I don’t know.

I just want them to be running around, not taking anything seriously, pulling pranks on the others, being dramatic, and confusing everyone on purpose.

[amusingmorley]

Watching Life on Mars for the millionth time, and yet again thinking about how funny a crossover episode with Endeavour would be.

Both 1970’s set police shows. Incredibly different universes.

[inkblackorchid]

Idk what's funnier:

That Jack apparently convinced them all to go along with this

That they played rock-paper-scissors to decide who would get the dumbest roles (I hc that everyone played, including Jack and Yusei, so I want you to take a moment to imagine if Jack or Yusei had ended up as cup ramen man or Aki's role)

The fact that Aki has a party horn and blows it to make fun of Crow

The fact that this was their best idea to catch Yaeger/Lazar

The fact that it worked

[veryanxiouscreature]

Imagine if these two met

[sweetiepeabob]

Also love that the mutiny lads have naptime. That's very sweet.

Less sweet that it's called "sick nap" but we don't have to talk about that.

[missflufffanfics]

Imagine a good majority of the Suits characters in an AA meeting. Just-just picture that, for a second, will yah?

[sapphic-agent]

[quality-on-a-patch-of-awesome]

Do you know what Virgin River could do if they weren't cowards? Brie/Brady/Mike OT3

[aparticularbandit]

-looks at emma-

-looks at junko-

-looks at agatha-

-squints-

...I could...have fun with this...although I really don't think...I should give Junko (or Agatha) a time machine.

....

Rittenhouse getting taken down by trolls who just want to fuck shit up sounds so much fun, though.

Our heroes trying to fix things that have apparently no logic or reason.

Suddenly there are Monokumas in the history books.

Emma groaning because Junko always brings at least one because that's her BRAND, Emma.

Emma is so done with everyone all the time.

(Agatha constantly behind Junko being a troll because she is equally a troll.)

....

I don't know that I want to long form write this but it's fun to think about. XD

[lordfabian]

Fabian becoming allies with Dracula sounds terrifying and awesome

I’m not sure either of us would benefit from that alliance, as he (an undead) might come to resent my power over the undead (him)

Also, I am not fond of allies who are overly thirsty.

[thatonegayspacerock]

Was thinking about the “TAOCC lectures” again and lowk think it would be a very funny ‘final exam project’ to have me a do a report on myself and collect all the vague lore drops I’ve done into one PowerPoint

[leafyeyes417]

Venting

The GIW had gotten on his last nerve. Danny wasn’t at all worried about them actually managing to catch a ghost they were just that bad. But when their pure incompetence managed to mildly injure 12 people and seriously injure another 5, with one in the ICU and no confirmation on them ever coming out of the coma, Danny felt his patience fraying.

After getting the cryptic okay from Clockwork, he enacted his plan to get rid of the jerks. Death by debt. As in, their funding wouldn’t be enough to keep them afloat and they would be disbanded. He started by getting Tucker to locate all their bases, and had Sam work on creating a sedative (using plant products, because she would kill him if he used chemicals).

Once the bases were located and gas canisters were prepared, he was off. All the agents were knocked out, removed from the building, and all weapons taken. After that was Tucker getting into their systems and taking all the data, then wiping it. Then was setting all paperwork on fire and destruction of the building completely.

Watching it crumble gave him so much satisfaction. He stuck around invisible to watch the agents wake up and have a meltdown about their clothing before even noticing the destroyed building. He only barely made it away before nearly dying of laughter.

Luckily this all happened during the summer, his parents had decided to go on a convention road trip, so he was free to leave the state and destroy more bases. He ended up in Gotham and was shocked the Agents had managed to even step foot in the place. It felt like the air itself would stain their white suits.

Shaking off the feeling and sending out a ‘I’m a guest here to remove some pests’ to Lady Gotham, Danny moved towards the base in what was a well oiled system by now. He had managed to knock all the agents out and was moving them outside when he heard a cough behind him. Turning he saw one of the Bats, Red Robin.

“What exactly are you doing?” RR asked with mild curiosity.

Danny glanced down at the agents then back up to RR. “Teenage venting through destruction of government property?”

They stared at each other silently for a minute before RR broke out in a grin. “Can I help?”

Danny smirked. “Sure! You go inside and bring the rest of them out. I’ll search them for weapons and stuff.”

RR was about to walk away to do as asked when he saw Danny taking off the shoes. “Are the shoes weapons too?”

Danny snickered. “Nah. They have this thing about getting their white suits dirty and it fills me with glee to make their white socks dirty too.”

Danny swore he could hear someone howling in laughter through RR’s coms.

[stardella]

Part 3 of my Astra AU

In a twist of fate, the coughing baby IS the hydrogen bomb