Canon-ish AU where by some weird misalignment of stars Sanji is the only one on the crew who doesn’t know the ship cat that he can’t always find is actually Zoro who sometimes shapeshifts into that form.
From Zoro’s perspective the cook is really weird because sometimes he’ll feed him some nice fish cuts and cuddle and pet him and let him nap on/near him, tell him about his day in a soft, pleasant voice- and then the next moment (he doesn’t have enough brain cells to réalise the difference in treatment is linked to what form he’s in) he’s being kicked and he’s « in the way » for napping in the galley and stealing food from the kitchen and called a « shitty marimo ».
Make up your fucking mind curly 😤( He must be some kind of tsundere or something, he thinks. Well, he’ll come around someday. Zoro is a patient man)
So Zoro is annoyed at Sanji for his hot and cold treatment and Sanji doesn’t understand why Zoro just doesn’t ever learn not to do certain things and sometimes acts weird and a bit affectionate, gets more tactile (and also wonders where the cute little kitty disappears to)
Meanwhile Nami, Robin and Usopp figured out that Sanji for some goddamn reason doesn’t know the cat is also Zoro and are biding their time and giggling whenever they see Sanji pet Zoro on his lap, giving each other knowing smiles.
More and more quid pro quos about Zoro and his cat form pile up- making it funnier and funnier that Sanji hasn’t made the connection, until one day Zoro turns into his human form in the middle of a nap on Sanji’s lap and Sanji suddenly has a lap full of swordsman with his head nestled in his neck.
Damn he really made the Jehovah’s Witness watch him do backflips
[Image Description: A screenshot of a tiktok video showing someone’s fenced backyard with a trampoline. There’s a person jumping on the trampoline, in the middle of doing a backflip. Standing to the right of the trampoline is a man in business attire, who is looking toward the person backflipping, hands in his pockets. There is a cat walking into frame in the bottom left corner. In the top left corner of the screenshot is a caption which reads “I made the Jehovah’s Witness watch me do backflips.” Drawn over the screenshot are various Eddsworld characters, Tord is drawn over the person backflipping, Tom is drawn over the Jehovah’s Witness, and Ringo is drawn over the cat. End ID.]
Close-ups + original image below the cut!
[Image Description: Three close-ups of the drawing above, the first shows a closer view of Tom, the second shows Tord, and the third shows Ringo the cat. End ID.]
[Image Description: The original screenshot from the drawing above, there is nothing drawn over it. End ID.]