#Incorrect dbh

[kissoflightning]

November 5th, 2038: On this day Kara tries to steal Todd's Rock Candy to give to Alice. Unfortunately, she gets caught.

Incorrect descriptions of the events of Detroit: Become Human

[bunilly]

Hank: How did you find where I lived?

Connor: ...

[dahlias-and-daisies]

Alice: What’s it like being tall?

Alice: Is it nice?

Alice: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Luther: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Kara, from the other room: It was one time!

[aurora-nerin]

Nines: fuck everyone who makes you feel like you're not good enough!

Gavin: trust me, I tried

Gavin: it's not as fun as you'd think

[mijchi]

[julientel]

they share one brain cell

and it belongs to Hank

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

[sher-oxide]

Simon: I heard people are shipping us

Markus: To where?

[detroitbecomefandom]

Nines: I've been having these software instabilities around someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.

Connor: Just rip the bandage off.

Nines: It’s Gavin.

Connor: Put the bandage back on.

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[spectre-squared]

Nines: *pointing to a broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Tina: I did. I broke-

Nines: No, no you didn't. Hank?

Hank: Don't look at me. Look at Connor.

Connor: What? I didn't break it.

Hank: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Connor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Hank: *leans in* Suspicious.

Chris: If it matters - probably not - but Captain Fowler was the last one to use it.

Fowler: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Chris: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Fowler: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Miller!

Tina: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Nines!

Nines: No! Who broke it??!

Connor: Nines... Gavin's been awfully quiet.

Gavin: REALLY???

Connor: Yeah! Really.

Gavin: Oh my God!

Nines: I broke it. It burned Gavin's hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick... Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[loustilldraws]

So I recently watched I Robot for the first time ever...

And this happened. I don't know, the mixture of pettiness and theatrics with this line delivery just made me think of Gavin immediately.

More Detroit x I Robot hybrid art is likely to come sometime soon.

[dahlias-and-daisies]

Simon: Markus, I think Leo is in trouble.

Markus: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

[aurora-nerin]

Fowler: Reed! Get your hairy ass into my office! Right now!

Everyone: *silently trying to guess what Gavin did

Gavin: I hate you all!

Gavin: all of you know my ass isn't hairy, and no one tried to defend my honor! 😭

[deviantchicken]

Connor, after making a mistake during a case: does anyone else have the strange urge to lecture themselves? [imitating Hank's voice] Connor, what are you doing? Hank, from behind him: Connor! the fuck are you doing? Connor: [smile drops] i've summoned him

[mijchi]