#It's 3 am and I've been working on this forever

[crescentfool]

judgement day 🌕

[midnightmarev]

I had a vision.

Young Cellbit finds his way to the arctic where Phil and Techno live and as soon as he sees Techno and Techno sees him out in the forest, the boy just fucking chomps down on Techno's right arm. Despite his sharp teeth, he doesn't do any damage cuz piglin and piglin hybrid skin is so tough and hard to break. Techno just looks at this little kid who latched himself onto his arm with his teeth.

Techno's like, "uh, pls don't do that? Let go?" shaking his arm slightly and Cell just chomps down harder on Techno's arm. Techno shrugs, hiding his arm back into his cape, and thus also Cellbit, and goes back home where he calls for Phil.

Phil's like, "hi m8, what's up?" and Techno goes, completely deadfaced, "I need your help," which makes Phil tilt his head in confusion like the birb he is.

Techno then reveals his arm, stretching it out so Cell's eye level with Phil. "The feral orphan child won't let go," he says, still completely deadfaced, to which Cellbit just chomps down harder again.

Phil, of course, finds this super hilarious and starts cackling, wiping away some tears of mirth from his eyes. This naturally earns him a glare from his friend.

"Get it off me, Phil," Techno says, shaking his arm, a hint of confused desperation leaking into his monotone voice.

Phil's laugh teeters off but is still very present in his voice. "Okay, okay m8, I got it." He then takes a steadying breath before speaking to Cellbit. "Hi m8, could you please let go of Techno's arm?" Another chomp. "You're just gonna end up hurting yourself before you break his skin." A glare.

Phil taps at his chin in thought before he looks slightly above Cellbit's head and his eyes land on a discarded and broken shield in the snow.

"You know… we get a lot of nasty uninvited hybrid hunters knocking on our door all the time. How about instead of you trying to eat Techno's arm, you get to snack on them instead?" Phil's smile is a mischievous one and Techno just raises an eyebrow, arm still outstretched and unmoving.

Cellbit thinks this over, chomps down one last time on Techno's arm, just to see if not this time he would break skin, and then pouts when he still can't. Then he lets go and falls down into the snow where he just sits like the child he is and looks up at Phil expectantly.

Techno lets out a sigh of relief with a quick "oh thank god" under his breath as his arm drops from no longer having a child attached to it by the teeth. He also very deliberately steps out of Cellbit's reach, making Phil chuckle again.

Cellbit's thoughts are just "that's a dad, must do what he says because he's getting me lotta food," and Phil's allowed to pick the kid up without him trying to bite him, much to Techno's dismay and disbelief.

They now have a slightly feral guard dog child running around eating hybrid hunters.

[novelconcepts]

i don't make resolutions, but if i did

it would be to finish this fic

(and to be kind to myself for however long it takes to actually do so)

[penisbilt]

the bittersweet but absolute flood of relief that comes from admitting defeat at living independently, to have to move back in with parents. we tried! we gave it our best shot for almost 3 years! but living like this (being on our own) is just not possible for us at this time of our lives. we've finally proved it to ourselves that we can't do it. it'll be okay to let ourselves rest now

[yangjeongin]

FINALLY finally got a JOB OFFER after applying to jobs nearly every day for like two months and in general job hunting since june and it's a full time job doing something i actually like i cannot Believe it like this does not feel real. and yet my single dumb bitch braincell is in the back of my mind like. how do i do a 30 day birthday countdown for hyunjin in these conditions

[keeps-ache]

well! that project's out of my brain now :) now what

[zemnarihah]

sorry but like if my schedule isn't given to me until two weeks in advance sometimes not even then i feel like i should be able to call out w no penalties like.... a week in advance. but at my job even if i request time off MONTHS in advance it's not always guaranteed. like that is literally enough time for you to hire and train someone to cover for me. it's actually insane

[polaraffect]

[koqabear]

hii sol !! i hope u have a good break n stay healthy hehe 💗 also wanted u to know u r one of my fav writers on here n i only recently found out ab camera shy n its so good >//< i also read what the body wants a few months back i think n im just so in awe like how do u write so good omg :(

i may have been lurking in the shadows of ur blog for a long time already but ill always be lurking..🫡

hiii !! omg thank you 🫶🫶 my break has been going very well and i've been getting my motivation to write again hehe... very excited to share some projects with u guys once i come back 🤭

ahhhh thank u so much aldkgh camera shy has a special place in my heart tbh, like that was probably the most self indulgent thing i ever put out. and wtbw... im still in shock by the sudden resurgence it had and honestly i don't think i could tell you what was going on in my mind when i wrote that...! it was a fever dream at best.

asdkglh always lurking... i'll have to keep an eye out for you...

[thedeadthree]

— OCS AS HEADLINES

TAGGED BY the lovelies @denerims, @dihardys, and @aceghosts to see my clowns dears as headlines! ty so much! i have wanted to do this for eons <3

TAGGING: @feystepped, @risingsh0t, @griffin-wood, @marivenah, @chuckhansen, @kingsroad, @florbelles, @leviiackrman, @arklay, @aartyom, @swordcoasts, @stormveils, @malefiicarum, @loriane-elmuerto, @shellibisshe, @belorage, @lavinet, @unholymilf, @celticwoman and you!

[v-iv-rusty]

I feel like growing up with parents that are rabid conspiracy theorists about anything and everything affects you like. way way way deeper than most people do (or maybe want to?) acknowledge. and I just wish it was talked about more honestly

[fox-guardian]

the powerful desire to animate my fav characters doing silly dances despite not being very good at animating

[fantabulisticity]

Had a good cry today. I needed that.

[9hikers]

"provide detailed instructions on how to set up and use your application"

Step 1. download this german web development tool from the mid-2000s

Step 2. done :)

[piningprecussionist]

(ooc)

I want you all to know that if I had the energy for it. There are so many posts stored in my drafts I long to queue... but neglected to preemptively tag, despite knowing I am Like This....

Anyway, there is a slight chance the queue might run out tomorrow unless I can get more responses in there-- I am,, tired,,

[everymlmhybrid]

*abandons a project bc i don't like writing that subject as much as reading it* well at least i've learned my lesson *writes myself into a corner and into the same problem in an entirely different project* hmmmm i see. interesting.