#JOKES BTW.

[hauntedpearl]

me whenever a mutual i don't talk to unfollows me

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[naptimeclown]

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

[sillyahhchana]

first set of fnaf ruin fanart guys we are back

[chloesimaginationthings]

The actual lore in FNAF ultimate custom night

[werewolfetone]

Hey if you ever feel that your opinions on something are silly or dumb or too much for one random subject that doesn't really matter just remember! there are people out there who are monarchists in 2023. it can't possibly be as bad as that

[danafromunderarock]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

[holdyourcolour]

“reify” is the funniest word to me. a prefix and a suffix don’t need a base word to be in a loving and fulfilling relationship

[wizard0rb]

it’s crazy that the “russian tuant” is considered the Metal Gear Gay Moment when big boss and kaz have unambiguous onscreen gay sex in peacewalker

[galgali]

[polararts]

It's a period piece~

[ladymelisande]

Oh, so this is why we had the ox rib scene...

[retrogradedreaming]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

[theoldkyokodied]

Guess who has been rewatching iasip...

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

[thebestestdancers]

if you think i am going to care abt mens opinions on lesbianism please consider:

killing yourself is faster and has a more positive effect on society

i have three (3) weed smoking girlfriends to fuck rather than waste time on your essays about how men are oppressed or whatever

yes im a mean nasty bitchy exclusie im sorry that trans men arent magically also lesbians the afab connection is meaningless to me :( sorry for not buying into bioessentialism i guess

if you arent a lesbian you should be embarrassed #skilldiff #gws

in order to comment defending your points in including men in a community of women* who are exclusively attracted to other women* you must first go to my pinned post and open that kofi link and send a minimum of 3 dollars. if u send more than 10 ill even deign to read your essay to make fun of you before blocking and moving on w my day. 😁👍