#John kin

[casinocrow]

John + June Lalonde sprite edits based off a shirt I own irl that's perfect for a JJ Lalonde. Also because my friends said I was a irl John Lalonde.

Said shirt can be bought here: [link] https://www.etsy.com/listing/1105522965/purple-n-black-stripe-sleeved-bunny-goth

Reasons why I'm a John Lalonde according to my friends

+ I have family who own a bakery irl, no I don't have ties to Betty crocker

+ I like stuff like Ghoster Busters, Saw, Genloss, Reanimator, as well as some action movies like Deadpool, Venom and the Kingsmen and pod casts like welcome to nightvale and Magnus archives

+ an interest in cryptids, ghost hunting, the paranormal, urban exploring, cryptozoology or the zoologically dubious as it may be called,

+ the shown shirt above being THE JJ Lalonde shirt

+ I sleep with a hammer under my pillow, my guardian keeps trying to reclaim and move it elsewhere but no I really think it prefers being under my pillow in case of hammer emergencies it's not like we've had break ins before because 911 responders got the adress they were called to wrong

+ Im Transmasc enby but thats ok the June is still present being born in June and all

+ I'm dorky like vanilla JJ to outsiders but to those who've met me and know know me you see the lalonde

+ I think I know a two or thing about coding but am just bad at it. Don't let me near you gaming set up guys

[hskinhome]

hey whatever mod is reading this! i want to thank u guys a lot for ur work in this blog, it helped me a lot when i was finding out about being fictionkin :D! thought of linking my previous anonimous asks here, but no idea how to do that on mobile lol but lets get to the point: can i get a tarot reading about my past life as a john egbert kin? (so sorry for making this too long, its my first time posting on my account and got a little too excited lmao)

Hey there! This is a standard three card reading - beginning, middle, and end - and I'll be using the Alleyway Tarot!

A fun thing about the Alleyway Tarot is that it is made up of cards from many other tarot decks, so I'll include the original source of the card with a link when I can!

Check below the read more for your reading!

Beginning - The Hanged - From Terminus - Indecision. You were unable to pick which path to follow, which almost led to ruin for yourself and others.

Middle - 8 of Cups - This card indicates to me that your indecision was caused by someone or something external. You examined the situation and chose to leave the things behind that no longer served you.

End - 9 of Cups - Neurotic Owl's Faerytale Tarot - Ultimate success! You have achieved your goals, gained the necessary resources, and reached the victory screen! You may now rest.

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

fashion for : john/june egbert in an neutral style with 80s/90s aesthetics and themes of pre-game life

button down | hat | socks | shirt necklace | shoes | clear skirt* | shorts *please note that the listing does contain images of these on a model- nothing explicit is shown, but i figure a warning is worthwhile as the model is only wearing underwear underneath and i don't want this to startle you! i'm including them with the intent to be worn over the shorts (a bit like penny from pkmn scarvio)!!!

[paradoxkinspace]

I have a canoncall. I'm Karkat Vantas, I'm looking to talk to pretty much anyone. Specifically looking for Eridan and John, though. I'm 16 so please be 15-17, interact with this post and I'll reach out.

o7 good luck

🃏

[frogchiro]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but a domesticity kink + dry humping is one of the best combos out there EVER

Like imagine this big, strong, burly man like Price or Simon or Graves being absolutely wild and soft for you, the pretty housewife that drives a man crazy♡ All soft curves, nice ample breasts and soft, broad hips with a pretty floral apron tied around your waist as you cook a nice hearty mean for your tired man and greet him with that beautiful smile of yours :((

It honestly would make them soft, desperate, hating the idea of being even a second longer away from you, all pent up and horny so they just cling with their big, rough hands to your hips and they can't helo themselves but thrust their quiclly hardening cocks against you, effectively humping you like an animal in heat but even your soft whines that you need to finish their dinner doesn't stop the man; he needs to fuck, needs to be close to his girl♡

[sgt-tombstone]

Simon Riley has never understood why military personnel get married so quickly

Logically, he understands; most soldiers move often and want their partners to be able to move with them, and getting married means living off base, which has benefits all of its own. But he’s never wanted or needed any of that. Johnny goes where he goes because they’re a team, and they both have everything they need on base. They’re perfectly happy right where they are, no rings or vows needed.

And then Johnny goes MIA, presumed KIA.

After the initial shock, the anxiety, the helplessness, the overwhelming urge to do something, anything, to get his Johnny back… There’s the Board of Inquiry, where the entire 141 essentially testifies about what happened leading up to Sergeant MacTavish’s disappearance, and he’s declared officially KIA.

His belongings have to be returned to his next of kin which… isn’t Simon. Because they were never married. Instead, he has to pick through his room, collecting the pieces of Johnny that he’d stockpiled over the years; his sketchbooks, his headphones, his extra identification tag. He boxes them up and gives them to Price to be shipped to Scotland, to Johnny’s real next of kin, and he aches with regret.

Because he suddenly understands.

Marriage wouldn’t have saved Johnny; nothing could’ve. But it could’ve kept Johnny close, could’ve preserved some of Johnny’s memory. Instead, his room is cleared and cleaned and filled with the next soldier, and Simon is left with nothing to remember the love of his life by.

He had never even bought a ring.

[star-stucks]

hey! could I get a pendulum to see if I'm kin with any john swaps? (EX. john leijon, john english)

(btw if it's too complicated to ask for the trolls and kids, please just do the kids! have a nice day <3)

PENDULUM SAYS AS FOLLOWS.

HARD YES: LALONDE, STRIDER, LEIJON, CROCKER, SERKET.

MAYBES: MAKARA (UNLIKELY), PEIXES (VERY LIKELY), AMPORA (VERY LIKELY), MEGIDO (VERY LIKELY), NITRAM (VERY UNLIKELY), CAPTOR (NOT LIKELY), ZAHHAK (NOT LIKELY)

HARD NO: HARLEY, ENGLISH, VANTAS, MARYAM, PYROPE

[wolftroll2]

TW FOR BRIGHT/FLASHING LIGHTS!!

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ykw here have most of my picmixes (Alfred's playhouse warning!!)

this goes from newest to oldest!!

I DONT WANT ANYONE COMPLAINING ABT ALFREDS PLAYHOUSE BEING HERE ISTG IF YOU DONT LIKE THEN DONT LOOK

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty John Doe aesthetic: it's me arthur i'm the eldritch entity speaking to you from inside your brain. LISTEN TO ME ARTHUR leave arkham now, we don't need it. COME WITH ME ARTHUR and solve these mysteries. we'll have private detective times in... pits, mostly, for some statistically significant reason. doo doo de doo YESSSS ARTHUR. YOU NEED ME ARTHUR OUR FREE WILL IS NOT AN ILLUSION

[hskinhome]

hi! canon call here. i'm john, specifically with the retcon powers and stuff. my memories pretty much align with canon. anyways, if you want to talk and are under eighteen, please interact so i can contact you. it doesn't matter if you are troll, human, post retcon, or pre retcon. please.

Good luck, John!

[syfysource]

KILLJOYS 5.06 (2019)

[dreamcrush]

"Her name is Little John, but she's a big kitty!"

[tima3us]

ermmmm check please

[frogchiro]

I-I just can't stop thinking about Captain MacTavish and his stupidly large, uncut cock and full, low hanging breeder balls :((

He's just,, so much man you get me? He's large, and bulky, well developed muscles moving and flexing beneath a layer of fat, thick, slightly tanned skin and a thick layer of dark hair all over his chest, tummy and happy trail and he's fucking proud of it.

Captain MacTavish isn't afraid to strut and parade himself like a prized stallion, showing off in front of all the soldiers but especially in front of you, like that one time in some backwater safe house.

It was a real shit hole, barely holding together but it was better than nothing and poor little you had almost cried out of relief when you set the heavy backpack with your technical equipment down on the dusty floor, Captain MacTavish, Captain Price and Gaz following shortly after. Except there was one tiny problem; there was a very limited amount of warm water supply so either you shower all together or someone will get an ice cold bath, and with the raging snow storm outside, the rapidly declining temperature and only a shitty old fireplace to keep you 'warm' the answer was obvious.

While you were given the 'courtesy' of having a flimsy old curtain hung to protect your modesty, to be honest you kinda resigned from it since it was basically see-through anyway.

So now you were all naked, your poor soft body sore from all the running and carrying heavy equipment and to top it all off you were surrounded by equally naked, powerful men too :(( While Soap, Price and Gaz made a half-assed promise to not look, they obviously did just that; sneaking glances at your soft tits and broad hips, thick thighs all nice and bitable looking- but the worst of all was Captain MacTavish :((

He wasn't even trying to be subtle, he was shameless in fact. Soap was standing the closest to you and he made use of that position, flexing his burly body and turning you you could see his half-hard cock hanging between his powerful legs, balls hanging full and swollen form all the backed up sperm; fighting always made adrenaline and testosterone run hot through his veins and the close proximity and scent of a pretty young thing like you?? If Soap was a worse man he'd bend you over right there and then and stuff his fat cock inside your poor cunt, tip right against your cervix and all and maybe, just maybe his cock drooled a nice amount of precum while smirking like a wolf at your flustered squeak and the annoyed, jealous groans of the men around him :((

[alfiely-art]

A wave of nausea, one time a step too far

There is no body, a psychological alarm sounds

This is when you remember, blindingly

The warning

[cvntdracvla]

MY LITTLE KRIEGIE MARCONI 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #!;$-'!_;@-#+$+$$

"kriegie" as in prisoner of war bc thats what they currently are

"marconi" as in that italian guy guglielmo marconi who was an electrical engineer inventor and whatnot

and "my little" as in i am gay and in love with my best friend