#Kaiju Tournament

[multiversius]

Kaiju Tournament

So, let us introduce our competitors!

The King of the Monsters: Godzilla

The First Enemy Space Monster: Bemular

The Queen of the Monsters: Mothra

The Prince of the Monsters: Gomora

The Venomous Spider Monster: Kumonga

The Armored Ravager: Anguirus

The Ultimate Destroyer: Mechagodzilla

The Fire Demon: Rodan

The Guardian Of The Universe: Gamera

The Transcendent Space Dinosaur: Zetton

The Evil God Ryuseicho: Iris

The Super Flying Dragon: Megaguirus

The Symbiotic Queen: Legion

The Supersonic Genetic Monster: Hyper-Gyaos

The Composite Space Monster: Orga

The Anti-G Superweapon: Supermechagodzilla

The Skull Monster: Red King

The Cyborg Monster Zero: Mecha-King Ghidorah

The Destroyer of All Living Beings: Destoroyah

The Bodyguard Monster: Black King

The Giant Evil Monster: Guiron

The Twin-Headed Monster: Pandon

The Super-Mobile Combining Weapon: MOGUERA

The Chilling Monster: Barugon

The Demon Sea Monster: Dagahra

The Aquatic Freezing Monster: Lagoras

The Super Combined Monster: Super Grand-King

The Space Pedanium Robot: King Joe

The Guardian of the Seatopians: Megalon

The Civil Judgementer: Galactron

The Earth's Conquering Weapon: Mechagodzilla 2

The Cybernetic Terror: Gigan

The Empire Machine Soldier: Legionoid

The Super Space Monster: Monster X

The Subterranean Fierce King: Baragon

The Inferno-Demon Monster: Fire Golza

The Guardian Beast: Mothra Leo

The Unparalleled Iron God: Inpelaizer

The Space Dicharge Monster: Eleking

The Combat Creature from Space: Spacegodzilla

The Destructive Monster: Mons-Ahgar

The Regeneration Monster: Saramandora

The Dark Subterranean Monster: Telesdon

The Growing Creature: Zedus

The Horror of The Deep: Ebirah

The Dual Blade Mantis Monster: Kamacuras

The Electronic Robot: Jet Jaguar

The King Of Skull Island: King Kong

The Living Extiction Machine Monster: King Ghidorah

The Space Vampire Monster: Gymaira

The Ancient Parasite Queen: Muto 3 (Barb)

The Frozen Titan: Scylla

The Life Creating Monster: Behemoth

The Continent Monster: Methuselah

The Guardian of Okinawa: King Caesar

The Missile Terrible Monster: Verokron

The Moth Terrible Monster: Doragory

The Single-Horned Terrible Monster: Vakishim

The Hitman Terrible Monster: Baraba

The Giant Ant Terrible Monster: Aribunta

The Full Moon Terrible Monster: Lunaticks

The Poisonous Demon Beast: Jiger

The X from Outer Space: Guilala

The Deep Sea Space Monster: Zigra

The Space Divided Monster: Viras

The Magnetic Ancient Monster: Antlar

The Combat Beast of Destruction: Battra

The Despot Monster from the Vengeful Undead Monsters: Tyrant

The Ultra-Ancient Dragon: Melba

The Super Space Combat Beast: Super C.O.V

The Comet Monster: Dorako

The Hatred Fish Monster: Zoa Muruchi

The Super Synthetic Monster: Neo Darambia

The Absorber Space Monster: Bemstar

The Planet Eater Mega Lord Monster: Maga-Orochi

The Multipurpose Fight System Type-3: Kiryu

The Giant Sea Dragon Monster: Manda

The Invisible Monster: Neronga

The Legendary Monster: Yonggary

The TDG Combined Monster: Five King

The Bio-Beast: Biollante

The Subterranean Predator: Gudon

The Super Space Demon Beast: Desghidorah

The Cosmos Eater: Leugocyte

The Ultimate Terrible Monster: U-Killersaurus

The Freezerburn Space Sea Monster: Reicubas

The One-Eye Strange Creature: Gan-Q

The Huge Sea Turtle: Kamoebas

The Subterranean Ferocious Monster: Pagos

The Transformation Monster: Gazort

The Amphibious Dinosaur: Titanosaurus

The Wild Fierce Monster: Horoboros

The Molten Iron Monster: Demaaga

The Petrification Evil Monster: Gargorgon

The Ferocious Space Shark: Genegarg

The Destructive Fierce Dragon: Deathdrago

The Winged Membrane Dragon: Varan

The Primeval Fierce Dragon: Gorosaurus

The Ultimate Disaster Monster: Hellberus

The Dark Lord of the Monsters: Bagan

You can Choose 2-5 Monsters to fight the Others

Do NOT take only too much OP Monster, make a BALANCED TEAM not to make the others mad

May The Games Start

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Propaganda under the cut

Donkey/Dragon - Shrek

A donkey fucks a dragon and they have mutant babies together. It’s one of the best love stories out there.

Godzilla/Mothra - Godzilla (all media types)

No submitted propaganda

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: PETER RABBIT (the tale of peter rabbit) GODZILLA (godzilla)

[dc-vs-marvel-tournament]

Submitted by @theneonghosts

[ygo-monster-type-tournament]

Round 1b, Match 13: Kaiju vs. Virtual World vs. Synchro Dragon

Gameciel, the Sea Turtle Kaiju // Virtual World Kyubi - Shenshen // Crystal Clear Wing Synchro Dragon

[thehollyraven]

Fitaphilim, may I boop you?

Also- has Holly introduced you to your Other Fandom Big Siblings, Tenrō, Eikthynir, and Nijirah yet?

fitaphim: I don’t know… they sound familiar, though! Maybe I’ve read about them in a book… they sound cool!

Also, um… who’s Holly?

(had to redo this one booooooooo)

(bonus doodle under the cut!)

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Kaiju Rising: Age of Monsters (ed. Tim Marquitz and Nickolas Sharps) "From the forward: "Enter Kaiju Rising: Age of Monsters. This collection of Kaiju shorts continues the traditions begun by Kaiju pioneers, bringing tales of destruction, hope and morality in the form of giant, city destroying monsters. Even better, the project was funded by Kickstarter, which means you, Dear Reader, made this book possible. And that is a beautiful thing. It means Kaiju, in pop-fiction, are not only alive and well, they’re stomping their way back into the spotlight, where they belong. Featuring amazing artwork, stories from some of the best monster writers around and a publishing team that has impressed me from the beginning, Kaiju Rising: Age of Monsters is a welcome addition to the Kaiju genre and an anthology of epic proportions. My inner nine-year-old is shouting at me to shut-up and let you get to the Kaiju. So, without further delay, let’s all enjoy us some Kaiju Rising."

Notable for the fact the majority of the stories within are downer-ending horror short-stories versus more upbeat monster-fighting ones. Several also tackle concepts of an unstoppable, implacable force, themes of religious horror, and other Vast-aligned concepts."

The Kraken (Alfred, Lord Tennyson) "Link to the poem

Vivid imagery of deep-sea colossi and the enormous weight of the ocean and eternity."

[wanthre]

[crusaderguy]

Last one was a tie so I chose the version of Godzilla that I think would win.

[jcticecream]

Kaiju Paradise Tournament!

Let’s see which gootraxian is Tumblr’s favorite!

[theshadychamp]

What’s a tournament without a kaiju fight?

Day 27 of Dragon Ball Madness!

[bestfurryhusband]

[myfaveisfuckable]

Wei WuXian:

Every bitch in the universe wants his pussy so bad it's embarrassing. Male and female. Nobody can stop thinking about him for 20 years. The most celibate man in the world became obsessed with him, psychologically and sexually. His pussy knows no bounds.

* canon in my heart* no pussy but he be serving cunt ngl* I know bc I ate him behind a defunct dennys

Hua Cheng:

Ghost king baby! He rules a city entirely for the undead and is very good at it, his sword is sentient and also made of his eye, he's been in love with a fallen god for 800 years and is the biggest simp in history. He built the god a temple and 1000 statues, one big enough to fight the main villain kaiju-style in the final battle. Hua Cheng is commonly headcanoned as trans since his birth name is unknown & he literally built himself a whole new body after his undeath. At first he's afraid to show his bf his true form out of fear of being judged, which is very trans coded as well. Hua Cheng has been serving absolute cunt for 8 centuries and doesn't intend to stop.

* canon in my heart* no pussy but he be serving cunt ngl

[cryptidanathema]

piers

Why I like them: Yeah he's hot, extremely entertaining and has great fashion sense but at the end of the day what I adore the most is that he's so stubbornly and unapologetically himself despite The Horrors. 

Why I don’t: They took my man's vocal chords 😔 Also I wish we got to see more of Spikemuth than just his alleyway and stage 

Favorite episode (scene if movie): He was in like one episode of any of the animes so that one I guess? Good ole Mournful Piers... 

Favorite season/movie: See above. 

Favorite line: Is "all of them" too much of a copout...? Guy's one snarky beautiful bastard through and through. Even when his dialogue's not particularly notable it's still an excuse to stare at him 

Favorite outfit: As cringe as Gacha games and the way they exploit FOMO to get all your dollars are you REALLY can't go wrong with Sygna Piers. His painted nails.... 

OTP: Piers/Raihan and Piers/Raihan/Leon all the way, sorry for being basic 😔 Something about thier whole dynamic is just, incredibly and profoundly pleasing, especially after the Star Tournament got added. Piers and Rai TOTALLY NOT FLIRTING when facing each other, Piers kind of taking Leons little bro under his wing...even in the base game Raihan shoots his shot *in the middle of a Kaiju rampage* and Piers sure does have somewhere to be quickly once all that nonsense is resolved...

Brotp: Several. Leon in the timelines Leon's not part of the polycule. Prehaps more controversially, a poster exists that implies he and Opal get along better than thier Galarian Star Tournament dialogue makes it seem so I think it might be fun if Bede wasn't the only feisty queer moron she's mentored. And also an..."interesting" fic I read once had he and Nessa be besties and as much as that fic was An Experience they were kinda cute together in it 

Head Canon: Many, but my main one is that his season was the same one as Leon and Raihan's and they hung out several times much like Marnie does with Gloria and Hop. Little 11 year old Raihan in particular had a fairly restrictive and shitty home life where he was subjected to immense and stifling pressure so of course he thought this scrawny little punk kid from Spikemuth was THE COOLEST and was kind of starstruck whenever thier paths crossed. No I don't have an ulterior motive for headcanoning this why do you ask /j

Unpopular opinion: "Greasy chaos demon that would knife anyone for 5 quid" memes are fun but aren't  really reflective of what we get in canon. Guy's soul is a latte /ref 

A wish: He shows up in a future game (and we finally get to hear him sing). Hopefully he's happier if it's a timeskip, guy deserves to rest and do things for himself for once. 

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: He shows up in a future Legends game. 

5 words to best describe them: Uh, "tired as fuck special guy?"

My nickname for them: oies, the rodent

[kaijuposting]

Average Pacific Rim Imagines: The World Keeps Moving

Robots built for small robot tournaments often resemble jaegers, if they aren't just designed to look like miniature versions of famous jaegers.

In the US, midwestern cities swell in size as people leave coastal areas. Of course, these are just the ones who can afford to move. Many poorer residents remain stuck. Also, poorer residents of midwestern towns are evicted as landlords prepare to welcome wealthier residents.

You watch a kaiju scientist you follow on social media grow increasingly frustrated as they find themselves explaining repeatedly that kaiju are not reptiles because they're aliens and therefore not part of the class reptilia.

You know how there's tornado chasers? There are kaiju chasers. They follow kaiju around from a hopefully safe distance and make videos, take observations, etc.

Coastal cities pass ordinances prohibiting the construction of tall buildings near the coast. Not that anyone wants to build them anyway; the insurance rates are excruciating and few people want to live or run their business there.

You know of a guy on social media who has successfully predicted every kaiju arrival. The PPDC has seemingly taken no notice of him. He's also not a kaiju spiritualist; in fact, he seems like a pretty normal guy.

Controversy exists over whether to recycle the iron in old jaeger hulls into new buildings (such as housing, perhaps), new jaegers, or to leave the jaegers intact as historical relics.

Due to kaiju attack risk and the corrosive effects of kaiju blue on cargo ships, the cost of international shipping goes up. Any product that is or was shipped across the Pacific drastically raises in price. Many products you took for granted skyrocket out of your price range.

As the jaeger program fails, an arrogant billionaire claims that if it was privatized under his company, he could make it work. He describes his plans to optimize the jaeger program. They would never work.

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Vast Leitner Tournament Round 1

Kaiju Rising vs. The Kraken

Horton Hears a Who! vs. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Clickers vs. Moby Dick

The Gravity Keeper vs. George's Secret Key to the Universe

Kaleidoscope vs. Thang

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea vs. Gulliver's Travels

Piranesi vs. The Nothing Equation

From Below vs. Deeplight

Nightfall vs. Night Watch

The Song of the Stormy Petrel vs. Of the City of the Saved...

El Aleph vs. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Long Earth vs. The Jaunt

Maelstrom II vs. A Descent into the Maelström

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner vs. The Forbidden World

The Terror vs. Underland

El Eternauta vs. Dagon