#Kevin Rayman

[fallen-angel-92]

Chapter 4

Summary: She was not where she was supposed to be. Birthed from the womb of a goddess and raised as a Spartan. She must try and learn what it means to be a parent all the while trying to navigate this new world she is in.

“I think we all wish we could erase some dark times in our lives. But all of life's experiences, bad and good, make you who you are. Erasing any of life's experiences would be a great mistake.” - Luis Miguel

Rhea could hear the little bell of the door chime as they walked through. Upon first glance Rhea was not too impressed by it, she was used to pubs back in Svartalfheim when she was an apprentice under Veijo Vorhoc. A well known dwarven blacksmith that had agreed to teach her after witnessing her stick her hand into a large pit of lava to try and get some metal ore to make her mother a gift. Her burned flesh on her right arm throbbed slightly at the memory, but quickly shook the memory away as she and Jaked walked toward the bar. Out of the corner of her eyes she could make out two distinct figures.

One of them was a large bald man, she could tell that he had been through a lot just by the alert way he was looking her way. The other was obviously a police officer, though she couldn't really make out what station he worked for. Rhea returned her attention forward toward the bartender, who was looking at her with an uneasy expression, however, he still greeted her with a kind voice,

“Hello ma'am. Is there something I can help you with?”

“Forgive me for intruding and disrupting your patrons evening, but my nephew and I are new to the city. We are wondering if you could give us directions to the Raccoon City Police Department.” Rhea replied back with a calm tone, she could feel Jake grip her hand a bit and tighten his hold slightly.

Just as she finished speaking, she could hear a male voice chime in with curiosity,” Mind if I ask what you need at the RPD?”

Turning her head to face the one that spoke, she was greeted to the sight of a rugged male with short brown hair that seemed to frame his face, his hazel colored eyes glittering with interest. Just as she was about to answer the other man she saw chimed in gruffly after taking a bite of food,” Kevin left the woman to her business. Just because you work there doesn't mean everyone wants you in their business.”

The man that was known as Kevin chimed in with a laid back tone,” Jeez Mark. I just asked her a question. Don't need to start acting like I am hitting on her.”

She watched the dark skinned male, give Kevin a glare, however, it was instantly stopped when the sound of a bell rang again causing everyone to turn to face the man who suddenly entered the bar. Rhea could sense death coming from him in thick waves, it was similar to the thick fogs of Helheim, however her thoughts were interrupted when she noticed that the bartender that she was originally talking to walked over to the new person. Rhea slowly pulled Jake closer to her, glancing down at him as he looked up at her with a hint of uncertainty before looking back over.

However, just then the sound of a ‘thud’ caused Rhea to quickly turn back over to Mark's direction just in time to see Mark leap out of his seat to his fallen companion. She then noticed that not only Mark ran over to him, but the female waitress ran over to the fallen man as well, another man. Rhea did not have a chance to get a good look at him as the sound of a scream drew her attention away from them and back back to the bartender, who seemed to have been bitten by the man. She reacted on instinct, letting go of Jake's hand as she rushed forward slamming her fist into his face sending him flying backwards back out of the door.

As soon as the man was out, the bartender that was attacked then quickly closed the door, locking it before sliding down the door onto his rear end.

“What the hell is going on!?” Another man screamed as the sound of something thudding on the window drew their attention to the glass next to the door. 

Rhea quickly turned to see a thin man with blonde colored hair, however, she didn’t bother to examine the man further as she turned to see that there were hundreds of people that seemed to be rotting trying to get in. Rhea quickly turned to Jake, rushing back over to him, picking him and placing him onto her back before turning to the other people that were still in the main area.

“We need to leave. Now,” She growled out causing most of the people that were still within the building to come alive once more. 

“Auntie! Over there,” Jake said softly to her as he pointed toward the door that was near the back.

Rhea quickly rushed to the door just in time to hear a female let out a fearful scream, running on autopilot, she rushed to the female bathroom and flung it open. Inside she could see a black haired female being dragged toward an open ventilation that was near the bottom of the wall.

“Boy,” Rhea says as she darts forward grabbing the woman's hand just as Jake quickly says,

*Vita*

Jake had managed to use the backpack to help him get a perch to allow him to shoot off an arrow at the arm. This allowed Rhea to pull the woman free, and push her out the door and back into the main area where the others were. After the door closed behind them, Rhea instantly noticed that the blonde haired waitress from before opening up the door.

“This way!” She called out standing to the side to allow the others to go through. Rhea noticed that the man Mark and the brown haired man were helping who she assumed was his partner.

The man, Kevin, rushed over to her, gently taking the young woman that she saved in the bathroom and asked with worry,” You okay, Yoko?”

The petite woman nodded her head not speaking much, before Rhea quickly cut in,” Let us go. We need to leave now.”

Kevin looked at her, nodding his head before leading the woman, Yoko, toward the door that blonde haired waitress opened. Rhea turned to look just in time to see the front door being broken open and the undead poured into the building. Rhea did not want Jake to see the end of the bartender so she quickly rushed into the door herself, closing it behind her, reaching for the dresser and pushed in front of the door. Taking two steps at a time she quickly got to the second floor where there were a total of nine people on the second floor. She scanned the survivors, noticing that there were three women and six men, Jake gently poked her in the cheek causing her to look back at him. She lifted her hand up and gently tapped him on the head.

It was something her and Jake had developed to ensure the other was alright and didn’t stay in their head too long. As soon as she put her hand back down to her side she heard a female voice huff out,” What now? I don't know what the hell is going on, but we obviously can't stay here.``

Rhea glanced over at the woman, she had short strawberry blonde hair and she wore a red suit which was strange to her. However, another voice chimed in, a smooth male voice replied,” While I agree with you, Alyssa, please be mindful of the young man in our midst.”

This caused the woman to pause as she looked over at Rhea and Jake before grumbling under her breath just as Rhea was about to say something when Kevin quickly spoke,” Look I agree that we need to get out of here. George, do you think Bob is okay to continue onward?”

Rhea watched as the brunette looked over at the elderly man, frowning as he turned to look at Kevin and replied back,” I am unsure. I don't know what is ailing him. I have a feeling that it has something to do with what is going on here.”

While the others were speaking, Rhea began to look around, she could feel Jake let go of her and land upon his feet and went to stand next to her. It was then a soft gruff voice softly asked,” Are you two alright? You just came into town right?”

She turned to her right to see a man with dark brown hair almost black in color. She could tell from his tool set that he was some type of maintenance worker. Rhea nodded her head as she replied, “We are fine. Yes we traveled a great distance to get here.”

However, before more could be said as everyone went quiet at the sudden sound of banging down the stairs. And in that moment they knew that time was now not on their side and they needed to get out of the bar as quickly as they could. Rhea had no plans on dying nor was she going to fail Jake. She would make it out of here one way or another.

(Hope you enjoy chapter 4!)

[andromeda-vita]

this one pic representing the entire community rn

[lunasilverpelt]

HI LIST OF NAMES AND OTHER. STUFF.

Misc. stuff first.

I'm uh nonbinary and use all pronouns. Also panromantic asexual. Yea.

Might be reblogging some Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss posts. I overall enjoy the series..es but completely understand the criticisms, I will be tagging every post with the series names so yall can block the tag. I'm open to discussion of criticism as long as you ain't straight up like attacking me lol.

SIDE BLOGS (that I actually sometimes use)

@the-rayman-show Fake Rayman CLH roleplay blog*

@rayman2beachball Rayman roleplay blog based on my playthroughs of the games*

@putting-vox-in-places Putting in places blog for Vox from Hazbin Hotel

@cherry-grave In character blog for a reverse version of Lydia from Beetlejuice The Musical

This list will constantly update

NAMES!!! (* for common ones)

Luna* (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Discord (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

Aiden (What my real name would've been if I was born AMAB)

Jester (Haha yea)

Rat (My lil bro told me to put this on the list I'm gonna stab him :3c)

Fruity (Nickname from a friend)

Pam (A friend's nickname for me, also an oc or two)

Charles (I just like the name)

Prince (Also just like the name)

Benrey/Benry (Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware)

Tommy Coolatta (Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware)

Barney Calhoun (Half-Life)

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)

Kaufmo* (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Jax (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Monster (Friday Night Funkin)

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Theodore (A few things but mostly Pizza Tower)

Noise (Pizza Tower)

Pizzano (Sugary Spire)

Oswald (A few things. Primarily my Pizzahead interp. and Oswald The Lucky Rabbit)

Bon (The Walten Files)

Mortality (The Walten Files)

Pumpkin Rabbit (The Walten Files)

Funtime Freddy (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Clemens (Headcanon name for the Crying Child from Five Nights At Freddy's)

BonBon (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Spring Bonnie (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Pitbon (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Anti Sonic The Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog/Archie Comics)

Super "Fleetway" Sonic (Sonic The Comic/Fleetway Comics)

Garfield (Garfield)

Jon Arbuckle (Garfield)

Odie (Garfield)

Kevin McCallister (Home Alone)

Marx (Kirby)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Berdly (Deltarune)

Kris (Deltarune)

Petaly (Fan-made Deltarune secret boss)

Flowey (Undertale)

Adam* (Hazbin Hotel)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Mammon (Helluva Boss)

Dexter (Spooky Month)

Skid (Spooky Month)

Shotgun Man/Sam [Headcanon name] (Sr Pelo)

Rayman* (Rayman)

Raymesis (Rayman)

Fake Rayman (Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix)

Ramon (Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix)

Paper Mario (Paper Mario)

Luigi (Super Mario)

Doopliss (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Dewey Finn/"Mr. Schneebly" [false name]* (School Of Rock)

Lawrence Betelgeuse "Beetlejuice" Shogoth (Beetlejuice/Betelgeuse)

Pom (Pikmin)

Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Joka* (Klonoa)

Gourmet (MAGO)

[applejuicedrinkerr]

ABOUT MEEEE :3

haiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhh i like kevin spencer, dsaf, bugbo, fnaf, fnf, madoka magica, smiling friends, rayman, nnsg, flamingo, kubscouts, SPONGEBOB, baldis basics, POPPY PLAYTIME, mlp, sonic, cuphead, dnb, picos school, awog, deltarune, robloxxx, dhmis, PARAPPA THE RAPPER, andy's apple farm, popee the preformer, lbp, and morel ora!!!!11111!!1111111

i will add when i remember mor stuff :pppp

[444names]

french forenames + legends from brawlhalla

Adandren Adien Adience Adine Alaurey Alette Alique Alérôme Amathard Amick Amikov Amile Andrayarc Andre Andrie Anfei Anicoise Anifeilde Anlord Anloïc Anmagalie Annait Annin Anniste Annyx Anuerrey Anuerth Ançoin Ançoisèle Araphert Aricine Arlethéo Arose Assim Astéphil Audennyx Audrang Auline Aumen Aurie Aurine Azancelle Baphanluc Baphin Baptia Baptite Barisami Bashaël Bennix Benoé Benrie Benrine Berrent Bette Bricony Briert Brieu Brunon Brunoé Béandrin Béath Bödvancie Bödvanne Bödvra Cadelle Cadille Camiko Carges Carlenck Caspie Castine Chaméline Chanique Chard Chelle Chenée Chlor Chloémy Chric Chrick Chriechel Chrion Chris Christin Chèle Claey Claia Clain Claine Clastine Claul Clauli Claulle Claure Cléme Clémick Clémiko Clémine Colan Colange Colarc Colaule Colaurene Colia Colko Corenon Corent Corgilie Crolanin Crolia Cyric Cyrick Cyrie Céance Cécie Cécieu Cédrane Cédérion Céliah Célène Damine Dannine Delie Denée Dette Diane Domic Dovic Dovice Duskin Duste Dylvar Emane Embenée Embette Emicel Emienone Emmarc Emmarde Emmarle Emmathen Eziond Fabette Fabine Fabri Fabria Fabry Faine Fandrine Fanifei Flodidy Flord Florgeor Flori Florine Flouille Floïc Fragnès Francla Frandrim Franlor Fraph Frayar Fraymoris Frémy Gaétine Geord Georie Geory Gernarold Geroberte Gerte Gerthomi Gette Ghiette Ghilippe Gilie Ginès Gnaine Golai Golin Grien Gueent Guiste Gélin Haline Handrence Heand Heanne Heançois Helle Hellei Herro Hugord Hugore Huren Huroleine Hélie Irenck Istine Istite Jacque Jacqueeno Jaette Jamarce Jamil Januelie Jeanadeno Jeanarnai Jeand Jeandre Jeandris Jeane Jeang Jeanie Jeaniel Jeanine Jeann Jeannyx Jeanoé Jeançoine Jhale Jhane Jharca Jocéline Joniquel Josévette Joëlles Julgré Julia Julil Jéran Jérie Jérès Kaymon Kaymone Kevine Kovin Laine Lainevick Lannyx Lanpie Lasuzarre Laudomari Laurey Laurégo Liang Liecland Lilex Loren Loril Louilieu Louiste Loémilde Lucar Lucier Lucieu Luciline Lucis Lynny Lérarce Madianna Madré Magaétine Magaël Magerren Magnath Magnich Magnique Magnès Magnèse Maine Mairèse Manmick Marcal Marce Margabel Marice Marichand Maris Marit Marle Marna Maros Marraxx Marre Marte Martra Maspieno Masuza Matranne Matrice Matrimon Matrio Maudel Michrion Miciste Mienon Mirose Mirrentor Missic Mohamic Monaumed Monielice Monne Moreillen Morguiste Morieli Moris Murentore Myrience Mélie Méliel Mélilette Mélordvai Nadie Nadrin Naris Narole Nascarie Nascas Natchaël Naude Naudra Nichrieu Nifei Odidia Odine Odvranlor Olane Pasca Pathier Pathor Pathugo Patriel Patrio Paure Paurent Paurie Paurémise Petielyne Piance Piand Queentan Quellei Quenoéme Quessard Raphie Rarine Raymane Raymon Raymonne Reilenzo Rentiel Rette Rolaine Roliel Roline Roséves Régiles Régiste Régit Rémir Saber Sabrie Sabrin Sabrinne Saianine Saitiam Sandrégin Saniferte Sanne Sannièves Sette Shale Sharc Sichel Sidrément Simenjand Skine Solence Soline Sophamine Stien Stéph Suzan Sylarinix Sylaulle Sylvale Sylvari Sébaphie Sébaptiah Sévechèle Sévelis Séves Tharle Thienoé Thiette Thine Thérômeno Ulette Uline Vaitin Valaurise Valettord Valémis Varand Varin Varine Vieris Vierrei Virèse Vièle Vérène Wilde Wiline Wille Wuskinèse Wustine Xandra Xanir Xanne Xanue Xulinès Yanlorge Yvecla Yvector Yvectord Yvelle Yvoli Yvondette Zarce Élaudrand Élaumire Élord Élouiste Éloémen Émillex Étalinait Étanne Étantin Étine Éverre Évessid

[goddamnwebcomics]

Got a buncha mario stuff to check out. Plus one or two others. I'll try and be concise.

Mario Adventures by Brandt White

A very unhinged (and concluded) webcomic about Mario Luigi, and Petey Piranha living in the same house and getting into subversive and/or off the wall adventures. It's improved over the years, but good God, it's like a new grounds project on over drive.

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Bad Things Will Happen by poker10403

An incomplete comic that's basically Luigis Mansion but with pokemon, a brainwashed Mario, and an evil gengar. No longer on DA but it's been archived elsewhere.

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It Sucks To Be Weegee by Kevin Bolk

Mario comic about how it well, sucks to be Luigi in the world of Nintendo. Nice art, but it's every "sadsack" comedy webcomic you've probably seen. Link is the gay best friend, Daisy is a jealous obnoxious chubby girl, Lucas is nihilistic, and so on and so forth.

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Bowsette Saga By Tony Kuusisto

A drama-action comic where Bowser uses the supercown to make peach jealous as Bowsette. As Bowsette, they fall in love and marry Mario, but then begin to have an identity crisis and begin to try and keep the happy ending they got. It's an odd one, for sure, and the detailed art style doesn't really look good for a Mario comic (especially with a Lakitu character introduced later on), but it has some interesting ideas I suppose, like how Bowsette is some divergent personality of Bowser that's gained sentience

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The 3 little Princesses By Yves Bourgelas (AKA TheBourgyman)

Comedy Comic that focuses on Daisy, Peach and Rosalina getting into hijinxy misadventures and stuff. They hang out, do extreme slumber parties, and stop the retro world from taking over theirs

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Super Brothers By DogmanSP

A very good webcomic done in a sort of Storybook style, going into detail about some conspiracy centered around Yoshi as Mario rescues her for the first time. It's a very interesting read and the art is on point.

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Mario's Day Job by Buttercotch

A fairly dry crossover comic about Mario doing plumbing, though it becomes less and less about that as it goes on. Art style is fake anime, with OCs and attempts at humor.

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Platformers by YourClairyGodmother

Crossover adventure comic about well, Platformers such as Klonoa, Rayman and Mario, and has a bunch of text only stuff for lore. Seems to have been discontinued as of 2020 though.

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Gangster Mama by Shy Girl on tapastic

A NSFW comic about Bowser unknowingly having sex with a minor named Jasmine, who blackmails him into staying in his castle.

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Edd Egg by Eddie Bowley

A british (im assuming) gag webcomic about a porn addicted stickman and his friends. It eventually got story based animations, but its pretty base with such things as the straight man literally being called Straight Guy, and a girlfriend character who's literally written in at first to make him happy.

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Dreaming of Utopia

A....poorly thought idea that has a world where furries are a stand in for minorities. The art is competent but it's so heavyhanded and preachy, and in poor taste

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??? Dark Black-and-white Disney comic

I haven't been able to find it since I saw it years ago, but there was a comic on DA about Disney Villains taking over the world. Quasimodo was the hero, but he's legitimately insane (tossing a dead bird off Notre Dame in a recreation of a scene from the movie, and really just talking to himself via gargoyles) the only other thing I can recall is a scene where The Cheshire Cat (who is now an expy of Arnold Toht from Indiana Jones) is interrogating Ariel, who has some medallion in her bra, which Cheshire burns himself on in the ensuing struggle. It had a very grimdark tone and an equally ugly artsyle.

This has shades of a RANDUMB comic. Apparently someone remade these comics too.

I can't find it

Oh hey I've seen this comic before. It's very old and it'd make for an interesting riff especially if it makes big changes to established characters.

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It's another wacky comic, I've delved in Mario Princess-focused fanfics in the past so I'd give it a shot.

Pretty sure this one falls into "too competent to be riffed" category.

Hoo boy, I didn't even need to look into this further to accept it

Oh yeah, crossovers. This should be fun. I wonder if it will be on the same level as supersaiyancrash.

NO

This has all the makings of a disaster

Oh yeah, this is already on the rifflist. However at some point this comic went missing, but it seems to be back.

If any of my readers can identify this, let me know.

[iknowthegammer]

I had a random thought of my head.. wondering what if triple trouble but with Kevin, an Rabbid, Rayman, Grinch, Mario, Bowster, Vector and Gru in a sort of way?

so I made this..

[autisticlio]

That one Spyro game mentioned before is hilarious it had Elijah Wood as Spyro and Billy West as Sparx. Then in the last one they changed Sparx actor to Wayne Brady. You can really see the LOTR influence in several ways I mean they got Elijah Wood as the hero

They really changed Spyro’s personality he’s more sincere, focused and mature even in the first game which honestly I think if they had him be more immature and cocky like his original counterpart but develops and mature throughout the trilogy would have made it much more interesting story wise.

The choice of actors to play them is still funny to me like imagine Rayman was voiced by Daniel Radcliffe and Murfy’s voice actor was replaced with Kevin Hart or something.

Who's gonna tell 'em?

[beautiful-noises]

all that i can see from space

like the opposite of light pollution

[listen here]

i. oh! frenchy mosie/ ii. hello cruel world dent may/ iii. dog in a car fell runner/ iv. rosalie (ch.ii) lewis del mar/ v. whale yellow ostrich/ vi. yellow brick road dylan cartlidge/ vii. space ghost coast to coast glass animals/ viii. kevin oliver malcolm/ ix. road warrior allan rayman/ x. up with the birdies extremely bad man/ xi. gloom lewis del mar/ xii. don't go dark bleachers/

[drawerandstuff]

Here's me in nutshell on what I like lmao

I will go down with them if you don't like >:]

[amygdvoila]

The evolution of my music taste

with thoughts on the genre-less (or genre-bending) era and the current musical landscape.

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“Want to help me with my ‘New-Indie/Alternative’ playlist?”

My question was met with a response I was admittedly expecting:  “Sure! But I don’t even know what that is anymore”.

And thus is the plight of the circa 2019, 20-somethin’, indie lovin’, Spotify playlist makin’ person.

Sometimes, I have no idea what genre of music I’m listening to. I just know that it’s good. (And that it’s not modern country) .............

If we want to simplify things, here are some examples of the evolution of my music taste with similar sounds from different time periods:

Belle and Sebastian --> Angus and Julia Stone --> Wild Child

Bear Hands --> Glass Animals --> Still Woozy

Miles Kane/Arctic Monkeys/The Wombats/Spoon --> Declan McKenna

Ray LaMontagne --> Hozier

Digable Planets --> Kooley High --> Smino

Alt-J --> Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Young Guns --> cleopatrick/Nothing But Thieves

Sonic Youth --> Best Coast --> Courtney Barnett/Wolf Alice

The Raconteurs --> The White Stripes --> The Dead Weather --> Jack White --> The Raconteurs 

( this is part joke about Jack’s undying relevance and part accurate to my listening progression )

Obviously, each new artist is not a “replacement” of the one from a previous era. But rather, it was my natural progression into something different yet familiar, while still loving what other artists have offered/continue to offer.  As I mainly listened to indie rock/alternative rock in the early to mid 2000s, I was also listening to Kanye and Kid Cudi and noticed their experimenting with modern indie.  I started diving more into hip-hop. I fell in love with Blu & Exile, went through an A Tribe Called Quest phase, then explored Tom Misch’s elegant fusion of nu jazz, hip-hop, and electronic.  Tom Misch was a turning point. From there, I became acquainted with Masego. Went down the rabbit hole, my friend joined Brockhampton lol, and then next thing you know I’m fuxing with Odie, Kota the Friend, and Abhi the Nomad while rediscovering the loml J. Cole.  Then I started noticing something interesting. Music was becoming more genre-less. Allan Rayman, for example, was featuring grunge and hip-hop. Yeek blends traditional indie with R&B and hip-hop. Some more examples of genre-bending/genre-less artists are Rex Orange County, Dominic Fike, and Kevin Abstract.

There is also the term “Anti-Pop” to characterize essentially what I am speculating on. It often describes not only the genre-bending direction where music is heading, but also the vibe of simplicity, rawness, and lo-fi production. Of course, some genres are still alive and well. Rock n’ Roll is still very much Rock n’ Roll with Greta Van Fleet doing a great job at that. The Head and the Heart keeps indie-folk rock relevant with their new album “Living Mirage”. Electronic, like hip-hop, is splitting rapidly into various sub-genres. However, it still maintains a universal, distinct PLUR culture. And that early 2000s indie/alternative rock I’ve been searching for? The sound is still around and finding ground. Michigander and Trash Panda are artists I’m so excited to watch blossom. Catfish and the Bottlemen and Arctic Monkeys are as alternative indie rock as alternative indie rock gets, have remained relevant, and are ironically refreshing for current music. Rainbow Kitten Surprise brings a novel direction to the genre with an exploration into hip-hop and folk rock elements. Tame Impala has fun with pushing psychedelic rock into the modern era. Twenty-One Pilots, although also a genre-bender, is reminiscent of a Blink 182 feel. Now with this ramble, I think what I’m getting at is 2018/2019 is a bit of a fascinating musical landscape that I’ve been yearning to pinpoint. There is a definite prioritization in a “vibe” over a genre in underground music, which allows for much experimentation especially in the lo-fi scene. Whether a genre stays purely in its genre in the year of 2019, or if it completely bends and blends with others to make something beautiful, it is an indication of artists and listeners showing an appreciation for classic sounds and also being even more willing to experiment with those sounds.

In 2019, I see an era of bolder musical innovation.

[hayden-bryant]

M8

[shirtoid]

Haunting HoodLums by Kevin Fagaragan

[primatechnosynthpop]

Have I mentioned that I'm like obsessed with @flamebearrel's roleswap au btw

[ID: a series of drawings depicting a new kids on the rock roleswap. Full description under cut:

1. Spencer types a text message while Max sits at a table behind him, looking confused; both are blushing. Spencer's message is a cropped tweet reading "Been fucking this dude who is (in caps) not cute lmao but but he is cool to hang out w & I be faking like I don't got me a little crush but I do (smiling emoji) I like his lil ugly ass. He's shot two people".

2. A three-panel comic. In the first panel Wendy says "Oh, I actually got veggie burgers..." The second panel is a reaction shot of Daxter, shocked by this revelation, thinking, "veggie... burgers?!" The third panel zooms out to show that they were having a picnic outside. Daxter gets up and runs away with cartoony motion blur, exclaiming "I'm outta here!" in all caps; Wendy looks disconcerted.

3. A two-panel comic. Mitch stands in front of a cursed painting; in the first panel it has a glaring pair of eyes. Someone offscreen says "Hey dude, I think that painting is haunted..." Mitch replies, "This painting? Poppycock! Only superstitious peasants believe in curses." In the second panel the painting has changed to display the image of a ghoul and has tentacles coming out of it; Mitch looks away nervously.

4. A two-panel comic showing Neil wearing his rich guy outfit from the money tree. He stands in front of an arcade machine and cheerfully says "lol! So true bestie". The second panel shows him crossing his arms and talking to Kevin, who's in his gang member outfit from mcshark. Text above them reads "*leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now".

5. The swap kids incredulously exclaim "Rayman Morphing??" in unison, and we see Ryan in his outfit from it's the world wide web, cheerfully saying "In the flesh!"

End ID]

[industryhearts]

Don't kill me—but I love your blog the most—so that's why I keep sending you shit. 🤣

LCHAT Oct.9.16 cont'd...

Also J has had flings and affairs with the following men. This is the TRUTH. We all know that J is GAY. This further proves that Karlie and J are forced to beard together:

Alexander de Carvalho

Alexander Blankfein

Reed Rayman

Alexander Taubman

Alexander Sloane

Owen Neistat

Will Gaybrick

Matt Cohler

Chris Paik

Miles Grimshaw

Matt Hackett

Kevin Systrom

NOTE: IM NOT CLAIMING ANY OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M JUST SHARING MY NEW FINDINGS. 👀

i dont know what to do lol

but u good anon dnt worry

[mrultra100]

Super Smash Bros: Nexis- The Fighters (Warning-Long as Hell)

(Edit: All of the fighters have taglines, many are from their reveal trailers)

What an E3 scoop it has been for Nintendo folks, lemme tell y’all. Not only with got Dragon Quest’s Hero, but we also got Banjo-Kazooie into the mix too! Today’s Smash reveal is why I’m starting a 3 part mini-series on a hypothetical Smash game, featuring non video game- characters as fighters! Not only all fighters already present in Smash, a rosters of well known characters will be included here. With that out of the way, Let’s Settle in Smash!

(Fighters that we already know)

.Mario: 1-Ups!

.Donkey Kong: Beats the Competition!

.Link: Tri-forces in!

.Samus: Places the Bounty!

.Dark Samus: Takes Over!

.Yoshi: Rolls Into Battle!

.Kirby: Swallows His Anger!

.Fox: Soars In!

.Pikachu: I Choose You!

.Luigi: Isn't Scared to Fight!

.Ness: P.Knocks Out The Competition!

.Captain Falcon: Blazes Through!

.Jigglypuff: Puts You to Sleep!

.Peach: Takes the Cake!

.Daisy: Blossoms!

.Bowser: Flips The Switch!

.Ice Climbers: Slide Down!

.Sheik : Appears on the Scene!

.Zelda : Wises Up!

.Dr. Mario : Prescribes Pain!

.Pichu : Shocks the Crowd!

.Falco : Takes Flight

.Marth : Gets to The Point!

.Lucina :  Wakes Her Blade?!

.Young Link : Masks His Fears!

.Ganondorf : Wreaks Havoc!

.Mewtwo : Strikes Back!

.Roy: Seals The Deal!

.Chorm : Awakens

.Mr Game & Watch : Flat Zones the Battle!

.Meta Knight : Strikes From the Shadows!

.Pit : Shines Through!

.Dark Pit :Crashes The Party!

. Zero Suit Samus : Zeroes In!

.Wario : Brings His Wares!

.Snake: Sneaks In!

.Ike: Fights For His Friends!

.Pokemon Trainer : Catches Em All!

.Diddy Kong : Swings Into Action!

.Lucas : Comes Outta Nowhere!

.Sonic : Speeds Into Brawl!

.King Dedede : Hammers Into The Scene!

.Olimar : Crash-Lands!

.Lucario : Unleashes The Aura!

.R.O.B. : Assembles!

.Toon Link : Sails Off!

.Wolf : Dives In!

.Villager : Comes to Town!

.Mega Man : Joins the Battle!

.Wii Fit Trainer : Weighs In!

.Rosalina and Luma : Launches Into Battle!

.Little Mac :Punches In!

.Greninja : Makes a Splash!

.Palutena : Alights!

.PAC-MAN : Hungers for Battle!

.Robin : Brings the Thunder!

.Shulk : Foresees a Fight!

.Bowser Jr : Clowns the Competition!

.Duck Hunt : Takes Aim!

.Here Comes a New Challenger: Ryu!

.Ken : Turns Up The Heat!

.Cloud : Storms In!

.Corrin : Chooses to Smash!

.Bayonetta : Gets Wicked!

.Inkling : Makes a Mess!

.Ridley : Hits the Big Time!

.Simon : Lashes Out!

.Richter : Crosses Over!

.King K. Rool : Comes Aboard!

.Isabelle : Turns Over a New Leaf!

.Incineroar : Enters The Ring!

.Piranha Plant : Pipes Up!

.Joker : Steal The Show!

.Hero : Draws Near!

.Banjo-Kazooie : Are Raring to Go!

.Terry: Faces the Fury!

.Byleth: Joins Smash House!

.Mii Brawler : Gets Up Close and Personal!

.Mii Swordfighter : Take a Stab!

.Mii Gunner : Locks and Load!

With the first half out of the way, here’s characters that would fit well in Smash, video game or not

.Paper Mario (Super Mario) : Joins the Fold!

.Geno  (Super Mario)  : Shoots From the Stars!

.Waluigi (Super Mario) : Arrives In Time!

.Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong) : Whips It Good!

.Linkle (Legend of Zelda) : Arrows In!

.Poochy (Yoshi) : Fetches a Fight!

.Bandana Waddle Dee  (Kirby) : Waddles In!

.Marx (Kirby) : Rolls Into Battle

.Zan Partizanne (Kirby) : Shocks the Competition!

.Krystal (Starfox) : Freezes Over!

.Mimikyu (Pokemon) : Dresses for Battle!

.Buzzwole (Pokemon) : Flexes In!

.Necrozma (Pokemon) : Devours the Light!

.Sandaconda (Pokemon): Slithers In!

.Ninten (Earthbound) :  Powers Up!

.Samurai Goroh (F-Zero) : Slices the Showdown!

.Lyn (Fire Emblem) : Slashes Into the Brawl!

.Viridi (Kid Icarus) : Drops the Bomb!

.Hades  (Kid Icarus) : Gets Reckless!

.Ashley (Warioware) : Casts Trouble!

.Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog) :  Brings the Chaos!

.Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles) : Drive Into Battle!

.Jeanne (Bayonetta) : Weaves Her Way!

.Octoling (Splatoon) : Passes the Test!

.Callie and Marie  (Splatoon) : Stay Fresh!

.Pearl and Marina  (Splatoon) : Stay Off the Hook!

.Alucard (Castlevania) : Rises  Above the Darkness

.Oracle (Persona 5) : Hacks In!

.Shantae (Shantae) : Dances Through the Danger!

.Monster Hunter (Monter Hunter) : Joins the Hunt!

.Filia (Skullgirls) : Brushes Up!

.Cerabella  (Skullgirls): Brings the Big Top!

.Peacock  (Skullgirls) : Toons In!

.Squigly  (Skullgirls) : Reignites!

.Rayman  (Rayman) : Lends a Hand!

.Spring Man (ARMS) : Armed and Dangerous!

.Ribbon Girl (ARMS) : Wraps In!

.Ty and Revvit (Dinotrux) : Truxs it Up!

.D-Structs and Skrap-It (Dinotrux) : Rampage In!

.Ton-Ton  (Dinotrux)  :Races Through!

.Xee  (Dinotrux) : Small But Mighty!

.Flapjaw  (Dinotrux): Wings It!

.Moana (Moana) : Washes Up!

.Maui (Moana) : Gets Hooked!

.Tamatoa (Moana) : Rises From the Depths!

.Johnny (Johnny Test) : Explodes Into Action!

.Dukey  (Johnny Test) : Fights Some Fur!

.Vampire Susan and Mary  (Johnny Test) “ Glitter for Glory!

.Duke (The Vampair Series) : Bites In!

.Missi (The Vampair Series) : Slays in Her Velvet Dress!

.Charlie (Hazbin Hotel) : Hops Into Action!

.Vaggie  (Hazbin Hotel) : Makes Her Point!

.Angel Dust  (Hazbin Hotel) : Webs In!

.Alastor  (Hazbin Hotel):Goes Full Smile!

.Rawhide (Long Gone Gulch) : Slingshots Into Smash!

.Snag  (Long Gone Gulch) : Goes Monstrous!

.Mako  (Long Gone Gulch) : Put Some Bite Into the Fight!

.Cuphead (Cuphead) : Rolls the Dice!

.Mugman (Cuphead) : Goes For Broke!

.Bendy (Bendy and the Ink Machine) : Makes His Premiere!

.Allison  (Bendy and the Ink Machine) : Strikes From Above!

.Wallace & Gromit ( Wallace & Gromit) :Get Crafty!

.Fern and Willis (Awful Hospital) : Go Medical!

.Dr. Phage  (Awful Hospital): Goes Quack!

.Carmen Sandiego (From her Netflix remake) : Strikes Into Smash!

.Sam & Max ( Sam & Max: Freelance Police) : Make the Case!

. (Team Fortress 2) Meet the Heavy!

.Homestar (Homestar Runner) : Dashes Through!

.Strong Bad (Homestar Runner) : Checks the Competition!

.Mr. Bump (The Mr. Men Show) : Takes a Crash!

.Chris (Wild Kratts) : Gets Wild!

.Martin  (Wild Kratts): Takes A Swing!

.Aviva  (Wild Kratts):Goes Technical!

.Taterazay (Patapon) : Fights to the Beat!

.Ben (Ben 10 Omniverse) : Goes Full-Hero!

.Vilgax  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Shows His Might!

.Gwen  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Gravites Her Way!

.Charmcaster  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Charms up a Fight!

.Kevin  (Ben 10 Omniverse):Keeps it Rock Solid!

.Ralph (Wreak-It-Ralph) : Wreaks It Up!

.Lilith (Boarderlands) : Answers the Call!

.Claptrap (Boarderlands) : Starts A Revolution!

.Shrek (Shrek) : Takes Orge!

.Spongebob (Spongebob Squarepants) : Is Ready!

.Tracer (Overwatch) : Blinks In!

.Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures) : Stands Proud!

.Flain (Mixels) : Heats Things Up

.Snoof  (Mixels):Skis to Battle!

.Scorpi  (Mixels) : Snuggles By!

.Tentro  (Mixels) : Stretches In!

.King Nixel  (Mixels) : Nixes The Battle!

.Booger  (Mixels) : Slimes In!

.Volectro (Mixels) : Shocks and Awe!

.Globert (Mixels) : Dazzles The Showdown!

.Knight (Hollow Knight) : Shades In!

.Hornet (Hollow Knight) : Creeps Up

.Agumon (Digimon) :Digivolves!

.Jibanyan (Yo Kai Watch) : Summon Forth!

.Hat Kid (A Hat in Time) : Shows Up in Time!

Sweet lord that was a mouthful, and now I feel like Pooh’s Adventures, adding characters into a story where they don’t belong. So, how did all of these guys meet up with the Smash roster? The answer to that question will be brought up in the next episode: the story mode, where we unfortunately reunite with an infamous foe, sort of... Stay tuned folks!