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nikogane · 8 months
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enemies to friends to lovers
but as their friendship develops, they unexpectedly find themselves growing fond of each other and flirt secretly. both feel jealousy when the other is with someone else but they're both aware that they shouldn't be acting this way and are uncertain whether the other's actions are purely platonic or something more
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man-im-so-high · 6 months
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It's 2:40 am and i've been wanting to make myself a goddamn sandwich for hours now but i haven't had the time and now i'm too lazy to fry my vegan chicken because it's almost 3am
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theo4eve · 1 month
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This might be the origin of my newfound ed
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kookieswan · 1 year
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GRRRRRRSNARLWOOOFWOOFGRRRRRRBARKBARKNDSMSLSKJDJROEKDNFKWEK
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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picsani · 1 year
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IM SO HUNGRY.
Too bad all they have at work are energy drinks and breadsticks.
There are cookies but I can't touch them because sometimes they're for the guests😭
And some other times,they bring croissants for all💗
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vercna · 1 year
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reaching ungodly levels of lust.... just sickening dreadful amounts of desire.. such wretched and pathetic need for flesh
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cyancees · 2 years
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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
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theshadowrealmitself · 11 months
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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llavishes · 5 months
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i enjoy nothing more than a delicious character design
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maeamian · 2 months
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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abi177 · 9 months
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Why is it that food videos show up when I can’t eat?!? I’m fasting for blood work I need to get done and my tik tok is just
FILLED to the BRIM
with food videos ✋🏻😭
READ THE ROOM MAYBE ?
The only thing I can do is suppress my appetite with water.
WATER.
That ain’t enough 😤
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lotus-pear · 4 months
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ok gayboy
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kookieswan · 1 year
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Gonna NOMNOMNOMNOM
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shadowyfnaftheorist · 11 months
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Body butter looks so deliciously, toe curling, bone crippling, ear shatteringly good. I want to consume it......................................................................................................................................................................................But y'all aren't ready to have that conversation...
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cordysgarden · 1 year
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LET ME SORT MY BOOKMARKS AS WORDCOUNT
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gal-o-guacamole · 5 months
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Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath
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