#Lars Taylor

[polkadotpatterson]

Blaseball as text posts, part 7! Art by HetreaSky

[wormthrice]

my pieces for the food and fashion zine in the @blaseballzinejam

ignore the fact its been a million years teehee i forgor

[iznjstilldoodles]

ALSO for the @blaseballzinejam my only lil project !! enjoy (x)

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

my beloved beams. chillin and vibing i miss them. image IDs in alt text

[t34z]

[Image description: A bust drawing of Lars Taylor from Blaseball. He has chin length dark brown and dark blue hair, light brown skin, freckles, single glowing yellow eye and is smiling widely. They are wearing a pale yellow Hellmouth Sunbeams jersey with a sun emblem on the breast. Star is drawn in bright lighting and is mainly shaded with orange and pink. Next to him is a watermark reading: "ALTERNATE TRUST". End description.]

it is simply the nature of me that i have to draw lars once in a while

[castaras]

movin images over to tumblr from twitter, mostly blaseball nonsense this be lars taylor, of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, chattin with a star.

[revivificating]

yeehaw buckaroo

[thok-best-piraka]

Not the only ones but aaaaaaa

honorary mentions for me is breeze regicide, sebastion (or jessica) telephone, and sutton bishop just to name a few

[thehallstara]

you don't love famous owens; that's not the game you're playing here. instead, it's the hazy in-between something approaching friendship and the worst/best mistake you'll ever make.

it started as a late night out–proof to yourself that you could still do this; make a damn decision just for yourself–but by the third time you find yourself making coffee in their apartment, you both know that it's spiralled much farther than that.

not that you talk about it.

(nerd pacheco, and the path of recovery)

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hi i'm back with yet another 12x100 this one is about nerd pacheco and famous owens (may i present my dissertation on nerdfamous?) and also necromancy smile  cws for necromancy, minor mentions of vomit and blood, and swearing. 

[burningcrab]

🌸 lars taylor

supermassive hyperactive supernova casanova, lars taylor’s high-speed self-led whirlwind romantic tour of greater boston, with nerd pacheco in tow. the season 10 spillover gives them a free day, during which they embark on a ferris-bueller’s-day-off trip of mayhem around the city, to the mild irritation and/or amusement of the locals. they ride a horse through a parade. why is there a horse? only lars knows and they wont tell you

“I want to jump in the pool,” Lars signed.

“There’s no pool, dear.”

Lars pointed.

“That’s not a pool, that’s a part of the… atmosphere for the mini golf course. There’s a sign.”

“I’m going to jump in it.”

“It says ‘no swimming.’ On the sign. I’m fairly certain—”

Lars jumped in the pool. It was fun. The water hissed and bubbled; shoot, they hadn’t closed their eye. Hopefully there weren’t any fish getting boiled.

He kicked with immaterial flippers and broke the surface. A family of four had stopped partway through the fourth hole. The younger daughter’s ball slowly rolled down the slope. A few employees were emerging from the club rental shack.

Star looked up. The course was pirate-themed. Incredible. There was a half-sunken pirate ship just sitting there in the pool. Sure, it wasn’t a cowboy-themed mini golf course, but Lars liked that life on this funny little rock was full of little imperfections. They waved for Nerd to jump in.

“Dear, I can’t.”

It took some coaxing. Lars had climbed up to the crow’s nest by the time Nerd finally gave in. They had to fold up their glasses and take their wallet out of their pocket and do something on their phone and remove their shoes and a whole long list of other adorable preparations, but star was rewarded for stars patience by the wonderful sight of Nerd Pacheco chewing their lip and diving into the pool.

There was a waterfall that overlooked the eighteenth hole. Lars couldn’t wait to bring Nerd up there.

[ridethehammett]

favorite quotes from my favorite rockstars!!

(that i yell around my house)

“your fucking band sucks!” -chris fehn, slipknot

“we got caught jerking off.” -krist novoselic, nirvana

“light em up!” -sid wilson, slipknot

“it’s a song…and we wrote it! 😃 no, um—” -jonathan davis, korn

(referring to craig) “look at him, do you wanna talk to him? i don’t wanna talk to him and i’m in a band with him.” -corey taylor, slipknot

“but you know wanna know what? i said i’m madonna, and i can do anything, okay?” -sebastian bach, skid row

“it’s not a tv studio…josh! turn these lights out! it’s a fucking rock concert!” eddie vedder, pearl jam

“hey, ugly. hey, BITCH.” -layne staley, alice in chains

“and i’ve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.” -jason newsted, metallica

*silence* “…you can’t prove that.” -sean kinney, alice in chains

“👹WE DON’T WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.👹” lars ulrich, metallica

“WHERE’S THE SWIMMING POOL AT? 🗣️” -kirk hammett, metallica

“THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?” -kirk hammett, metallica

“which metallica member is the most pregnant?” -lars ulrich, metallica

“everybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookin’ at my NUTS.” -jonathan davis, korn

“hope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.” *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth

“HAAAHAAAHAAAA! 🗣️” -fred durst, limp bizkit

[polkadotpatterson]

Assorted blaseball players as text posts, part 4! Art by HetreaSky!

Bonus Fall Ball: 

[wormthrice]

i forgot to post this oops

anyway lars taylor stashe era

[iznjstilldoodles]

happy @blaseballzinejam day !!!!

had a lot of fun this year, here are some of my submissions to zines ran by others (including a bonus one that did not get used for the where are they now which is v funny and you should go look at)

here's a link to the zines each are for:

Forecast Jazz Vol. 2 (x) featuring a collaboration with @pysics (also check out that cover!) The Big Blaseball Activity Book (x) Food and Fashion (x) Make It Blaseball (x) done in collaboration with @thehallstara All Players Have Been Released (x)

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

staring out the window thinking about my beloved remaining og beams... . . . will any of u return to hellmouth. . . . o|-<

[ID: Digital drawing of the 5 remaining original non-alternated Sunbeams as of season 24. In the front, Miguel James is in the middle with his arms around Nagomi Nava to the left and Lars Taylor on the right. Zack and Miguel are both smiling wide and Nagomi is looking slightly bored at the camera. Behind them, Zack Sanders is inbetween Miguel and Lars, sticking her tongue out and throwing out peace signs. Sandoval Crossing is between Miguel and Nagomi, smiling. All are dressed in their active Sunbeams uniform. /end ID]

[name-brand-nessie]

Spent way too long making this. You can pick one from each category (or don’t), who’s in your band?