#Like no joke

[tatakaeeren]

Itadori, tell everyone for me: "Life wasn't so bad"

[bitter-hibiscus]

TALIA AND SELINA TEAMUP ??? CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME????

[spaceyeehaw101]

Me after making myself complete physics solely because Ray Stantz would want me to (I actually passed):

[dataglitch]

Any particular favorite character on Transformers? :D

Yeah, this guy

[filmbyjy]

i loveeed ur poly imagine!! Could u make more? Maybe like what dating each ship is like?

a/n: oooo yes of course!! and so sorry for taking so long with this request😔 been extremely busy.

taglist[perm]: @ja4hyvn @ahnneyong @milklix @kar0ki @sugarsunoo

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enhypen poly: what is it like to date each ship (popular ones)

| HEEJAKE / RAMYEONZ

man this ain’t fair >:(

sim jaeyun share some of heeseung with me :(

bye bc jake acts so baby girl around heeseung it’s actually so funny and cute at the same time

I mean honestly, same. jake, you have a valid reason to be acting like that

but anyways, what is it like to date heejake?

well for one thing, you definitely would be third wheeling them most of the times

“hyunggggg, come quick!! the round is starting!”

queue heeseung bolting back into the room as you were sitting on the bed.

don’t be sad though. they do hang out more than you hang out with them but they know when to step in and make you feel loved.

I also won’t deny. you’ve got two most flirtiest people to date

so pretty much expect to get attacked 24/7

because seriously they will out of nowhere give you that sexy ass look before leaning down to kiss you

which btw kissing your lips is their favourite past time.

100% makeout session like most of the time.

jake does it the most though. heeseung will just be playing his game.

“babe, i’m gonna order something.” heeseung says as he turns around to you and jake literally making out on the bed.

“let’s get some pizza.” jake says after he pulls away from lips. he goes back to kissing you after heeseung hums.

they are also clingy so enjoy that

| JAKEHOON aka SOULMATES

with heejake, your relationship is more chaotic but with jakehoon, it’s more chill.

when it comes to the both of them, I believe jake is more chill whilst hoon is the chaotic high energy one

literally manhandles you on the bed to get a kiss from you

“STRONG MAN.” sunghoon shouts.

jake is still cuddly but he plays it more safe.

for one thing, they will constantly ask you to choose between layla or gaeul

“babe babe, layla or gaeul?” jake says.

you can’t choose either one of them😔 they are both too adorable

“asking me to choose between layla or gaeul is literally like asking me who is the better boyfriend.” you deadpan.

“so, layla or gaeul?” sunghoon says.

you never answer that question and choose to avoid it at all cost.

ah speaking of layla and gaeul, you officially have two fur babies!

which means you are dubbed as layla and gaeul’s mother

and yes, you get to cuddle layla and gaeul. if the boys are out doing their own thing, you have layla and gaeul to yourselves

now put aside the puppers, I believe jakehoon are pretty affectionate.

sure, sunghoon is all tsundere and shit but really he just gets a little flustered to be soft.

so like just give him a big hug and cuddle

| JAYWON / MEOWZ

bro, I wanna date jaywon

THEY SEEM SO BOYFRIEND AND PERFECT CANDIDATES OF LIKE POLY RELATIONSHIP

THEY’D TREAT YOU SO DAMN RIGHT I SWEAR

jay makes dinner while you and jungwon just sit and cuddle

like hello?? that’s the most perfect scene

and if you are the same age as jay (like me😏) then both you and jay will baby jungwon

“wonie.” you pout.

“noona.” he smiles.

STOP THATS SO CUTE. I WANNA CUDDLE JUNGWON👺

UNFAIR

affection with them is the best

jay loves cuddling you

in fact, the both of them curl up to you like actual cats☹️🥺

this is them with you

I want this yoi

and yes that means you have joined the yoi cult

every single sentence you have includes yoi bc of jungwon

“jagiya, do you want to eat?” jungwon asks.

“yoi.” you answer.

“yoi.” jungwon says.

thats true love right there🫶🏻

| SUNKI aka please come back I miss you two together💔

god sunki was something else :(

i’m going to like say this was puberty and ni-ki still loves sunoo very much

I know the boy still adores him

anyways, how is it like dating sunki?

well for one thing, it feels like you are babysitting ni-ki

you wanna try to have a normal date but nah ni-ki doesn’t allow it

sunoo already planned like a picnic date

but suddenly it’s a football date??

but like the both of you aren’t complaining much, ni-ki is still baby. you want him to live out his childhood as much as possible

ni-ki is extremely cuddly whilst sunoo is okay with affection

“noona, i want a hug!” ni-ki appears out of nowhere with his arms wide out.

you give in bc ni-ki deserves it

the only time he doesn’t deserve it is when he plays pranks on both you and sunoo. neither of you can take it

“should we give ni-ki the silent treatment?” sunoo asks.

“how about no cuddles till next week?”

“noooo noona :(( please i need cuddles.” ni-ki pouts.

STOP I WANNA SQUISH HIM :(

I wont lie, yours and sunoo’s patience has definitely improved a lot since ni-ki was in the picture

like dude you may just become jay’s level of unbothered

[yaralulu]

if you notice a lack of shitposting from me it’s bc i’m being held hostage by uni. i’m up at the ass crack of dawn everyday and i come home at like 4. not a single moment of peace. barely a month in and im losing it.

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

biggest hear me out;

park. 🙏

[ihavethreetimdrakeblogs]

as someone who grew up in a big family with a ridiculous amount of A type personalities the potential for me to write batfam sibling fics is insane. i have so much material to draw from

[amazingay]

i swear i sweat thru my eyebrows watching that video

[tblsomedoodles]

Sometimes you just got to sing stupid Dsney songs with your twin for a singing competition lol.

@tmntaucompetition polls are up! (to be found here!) you should vote!

[pastelpool]

THIS IS SO CRAZYYYYY

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 IN THEATRES DECEMBER 5 2025

[alwyswnadie]

you will never hear from me again

[flodaya]

I see it too girl! The besties are not besties lol

besties not besting like they used to bestie for press in the past, bestie :/

[sleeplessdreamer14]

These mechanical birds will get our message out. They will go to an Internet cafe and email the remaining MasterBuilders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land.

[ant1quarian]

Art For Soul Collector

Mc walking across that battlefield in the Prologue, dragging their scythe behind them.

@darqee

Not my best work but here!

[i-am-a-reunion-soldier]

So um, some of us tried to follow your trail through Sargon, this girl keeps following us, can't exactly see her face cause she's wearing a hood and her mouth is covered, dunno what she wants

idk how to break this to you but I'm not exactly in Sargon rn, and also i have zero clue who you're talking about

best advice I can give rn is stay vigilant about your stalker and also look for a hole in the ground with a cave that leads downwards, that'll leave you in a safe spot