#Lmaooooo 💀💀

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[leeblissy]

unfortunately I don't have enough room for former party members but. have at it teehee

[obsesssedblerd]

my manager: wow that customer was really mean. how did you handle it???

me, who wasn't listening to a damn thing because i was too busy daydreaming about toji fucking my brains out: oh um, i just remained calm and took my time helping them. no big deal! 😁✨️👍🏾

[kenobihater]

[mintygreencake]

I will never not cackle about the fact that Vega got bodied so bad the mf got a factory reset. Been waiting on his downfall, mhm, now what you gonna do mister windows 95?

[pjs-everyday]

protect the frog 😡❤️🐸

[loveshotzz]

oh no, I just showed one of my IRL friends a snippet of a convo I’m having on discord and I forgot my username is Eating JK’s Ass

[elecmon]

Not to completely change the subject but I'm getting the stitches removed from another mole extraction for, haha and get this, get that Womp Womp noise machine ready!!

Potentially mmoooorrreeeeee skin c*ncerrrrrrrrr. Ahahahaaaaaaaahhhh

Anyway getting them cut off in 7ish hours, and to no one's surprised I'm too stressed out to sleep

Got an email earlier today that the results of the testing are in, so at least that can get over with too (originally they had said it was gonna be a 12~14 day wait, but the stitches would be removed in 10 days)

[pcktknife]

oh so boa is miss pretty privilege I see

[trucybeams]

USELESS WINNER????

[kinnsporsche]

if i see one more mf call buck and tommy’s relationship a stepping stone to buck/eddie, or insist that they’re only together bcs buck needs experience dating a guy before he can date eddie, or that tommy is like buck’s gay yoda im gonna put my mf fist through a wall

[apollolovescheesecak]

i beg your pardon gary

[oh-snapperss]

hi laurie i just wanted to let you know that i'm not sorry at all about exploding your notes with etho piss. rage and violence on planet earth ✌️❤️💛☮️💕

two thousand notifs about ethoslab pissing. and i get this fuckin' ask...

i hope both sides of ur pillow are warm for the next six months btw

[jimimn]

just finished watching jimin's docu and my god I'm so grateful for the producers who worked on face. they were SO encouraging and so accepting of jimin's ideas. especially pdogg. incorporating jimin's ideas into the songs with such enthusiasm and telling him that they're good (they were!!) and telling him it's okay and encouraging him when he was having a hard time with the lyrics. they created such a great and comfortable environment for jimin to make his album 🥹 so so so thankful for them truly.

[sordidmusings]

*lets the Buggy out of the bag*

*carefully raises him in one upturned palm*

*stares deeply into his eyes*

“Alas…

Poor Yorick…”

[eulchu]

https://x.com/loudshera/status/1703000031987376373?s=46&t=63VroZgZHQMouFB92bMXPg how to run a server Quackity style: invite different communities to 'bring them together', but make sure to exclude the smaller ones and run server events at night and on fact not even invite the CCs from those communities to them

im not even gonna say anything