#MD's asks

[tired-and-triggered]

🔊👀

I'm guessing this is from the Anonymous PDA Meme?

So,

"🔊: im really glad i started following you!"

That's probably the sweetest thing someone has said to me. 🥺💗 Thank you so much, anon! I wish I knew who you are... If you're one of my lovely mutuals, I'm glad I followed you back. 🥰💖

[thealogie]

Hugh Laurie really said can you please shut the fuck up bro this reporter and I are trying to cook here

[thankstothe]

[lazybakerart]

wilson casually giving house $5,000. like. sir. why has your wife not strangled you in your sleep yet.

[femmelovefemme]

im in love with the mind fuck <3

i want to see you fucking yourself up on my dick. the purple silicone disappearing into your throbbing cunt to reappear covered with your nectar. whispering how good you are to me and how proud i am of you.

“look at you, baby. you’re doing so good for mommy. aren’t you my good girl?” you only nod, completely cock dumb, eyes brimming with tears.

“and what don't good girls do, baby?” i tease.

“good girls don’t cum” you sniffle, tears finally spilling from your glazed over eyes.

that’s when i start to move my hips, fucking up into your cunt. making you shake and moan and whine as you feel yourself inching closer to your peak.

“please mommy” i just smirk, how i love to hear my girl beg. “please mommy, dont make me cum. i wanna be a good girl.” you struggle between moans and sobs. “i dont want to cum mommy” you cry, drunk on the pleasure, your pulsing cunt only wanting to cum and leak all over my cock as i fuck you harder, deeper, better.

“then don’t baby” i whisper, setting you up for failure just so i can punish you <3

[baltharino]

House M.D. (2004-2012) 1x01 // 8x22

[houseswife]

this entire episode was just wilson flexing the bad bitches he pulled by being a certified freak

[bougiebutchbinch]

woke up semi-convinced that there was an actual House episode where, as a B-plot, House got a sex toy stuck up his butt and was trying to get it out without anyone noticing

honestly a little disappointed to come back to reality

[rusty-gloinks]

get snuck up on!!!

+ colored version I was not a big fan of >>>>>

[tired-and-triggered]

what's ur star sign & birth year? :o

My star sign is Cancer ♋ & I was born in 2003!

[the-mighty-e]

Hiatus my ass I still have a week here you go

🫶Shitpost🫶

And this

Edit: NOT YALL CALLING THEM NITTIES 😭😭😭

[confettiiz]

seething from the mouth and gripping onto the bars of my confinement x333

GLITCH BRING THEM BACK BRING THEM BACCCCVKKMMMKKKKKZZZZNZ

[lazybakerart]

get yourself a man who will bail you out for 15k, lie to the police about you, and give you an alibi while you help another man kill himself.

[long-days-pleasant-nights]

Dr. Gregory House, M.D., is 100% an avid fanfic reader and nothing can change my mind about this

[thatwolficorn]

In TADC, some lines got changed between the dubs

My favourite of which is when Caine asks Bubble "why are you like this?"

According to my friend, in the Ukrainian dub, it got changed to "evolution did not have pity on you" LMAO

THAT LINE IS INFINITELY FUNNIER THAN THE ENGLISH VERSION

[warlenys]

house md is incredibly culturally significant it led to the hamilton song you’ll be back and american gay marriage