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shadowqueenjude · 11 months

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“Her breasts are rather spectacular, aren’t they? Delicious as ripe apples.”

Feyre: Tamlin doesn't care about me! He just wants a trophy wife!!!! Rhysand actually cares about me!!! Meanwhile, Rhysand in front of another High Lord:

#i am disgusted #how tf do people like him #forget good person #he's not even a good love INTEREST #murder him #anti rhysand #anti feysand #pro tamlin #tamlin #anti acomaf

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alastair-1205 · 1 year

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OKOKOKOKOK BUT LISTEN LISTEN!!! THEY DID KAI SO WELL THIS SEASON! I HAVE HOPE THAT MAYBE- JUAT FUCKING MAYBE ASSHOLE JAY WILL RETURN!

#PLEASE NINJAGO I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES #TAKE UWU JAY AND SHOOT HIM OUT BACK PLZ #MURDER HIM #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers

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gale-gentlepenguin · 2 years

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In the trailer

Kagami looks ready to murder Luka and That I find hilarious

Kagami is like

"The audacity of this bitch, breathing right now."

#ml spoilers #kagami tsurugi #kill him kagami #murder him #gloob spoilers

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

#that's that bratty sub grin #that's that power bottom grin #your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me #deadclaws #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #let comic book characters fight as foreplay #let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay #god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it #tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice

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mynnthia · 4 months

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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him #what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes #bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him #and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good #even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here #but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online #(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline #mynn.txt #dm text #crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so

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rocktheholygrail · 5 months

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

#he literally had him at hello <3 #hannibal #hannibaledit #tvedit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #jack crawford #laurence fishburne #horroredit #horror #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #hannibal gifs #hannibal 2x13 #hannibal 3x04

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months

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Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY

(Based off @/flashcs5 post)

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dreadfuldevotee · 1 month

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The way the everyone talks about Assad is truly hilarious to me. Rolin Jones keeps throwing him into the deep end just because he believes in his ability. Eric and Luke agree that Assad is soooo nice and sweet but gets scary as fuck when he gets in-front of that camera. Sam saying watching him perform is "spine tingling".

And then you hear from Assad and he's just all "I was shitting myself the entire time, idk what I'm doing"

#interview with the vampire #assad zaman #iwtv #the vampire armand #char.txt #was laughing the other day of a clip of jacob talking abt the murder mansion scene and how he kept flinching and jumping at the chaos #and Assad was so unbothered- which is funny cuz in a different interview assad said he struggled sm to focus and lock in during that scene #i need him to realize hes amazing but until then i will accept absolutely everyone else praising his work

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loxleyo7 · 2 months

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it was stuck in my head

#utmv #undertale #undertale au #dust sans #killer sans #horror sans #nightmare sans #dream sans #ink sans #bad sanses #murder time trio #nightmares goons saves him #trump #trump got shot #so did nightmare i guess #dream vs nightmare #who wins #star sanses i guess #attempted assassination

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shadowqueenjude · 8 months

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The Hammer, however, walked over to her. With a lover’s gentleness, he put a hand on the side of her neck. And then squeezed tight enough to bruise as he said against her mouth, “I’ll fuck that disrespect out of you, Lidia. Bloody cunt or not.”

MURDER HIM LIDIA PLEASE🔪

#pollux #murder pollux #murder him #lidia cervos #hofas #cc3

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swiftmitsu · 3 months

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i dunno about you guys,

but I don’t think they like Ink sneaking into their kitchen in the middle of the night

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mothfulhansel · 4 months

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some magma doodles from earlier

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qqueenofhades · 12 days

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Kamala’s taking absolutely no prisoners tonight!!!! Came right out swinging with how he handled 2020 and didn’t stop dragging him with aaaaaaaaall the receipts!

Look. I have so many better things to do with my limited and finite time on this beautiful planet than to listen to Donald Trump talk about anything, so I did not watch the debate. However, I did peep on twitter and the unanimous consensus is that she is absolutely killing, KILLING HIM:

And like. I knew she would do well, but I didn't think it would be an absolute clean clock KTFO, not least because the media will be desperate to help him clean it up in the next few days. But when the legacy media is desperately trying to figure out how to make "Here's how Kamala's crushing debate win is actually bad for her!!!" work, I'd say that's a very good position to be in.

#textsfromgravityfallsblog #ask #politics for ts #harris walz 2024 #kill him destroy his ass murder him stomp him #don't stop #also hi everyone #consider this my one post for the week before i am likely to vanish again but #i need a cigarette

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lenin-it-to-win-it · 2 years

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me...

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#lord of the rings #lotr #samfro #something something frodo would never end up like gollum bc gollums whole thing was that he was completely isolated #and frodo is loved and cared for even at his worst #also it took gollum all of 3 seconds to go full murder mode and it took frodo like 17 years and also Physically Being Inside Mount Doom #before snapping #but anyway sam would stubbornly love and care for horrible wretched gollum!frodo and nothing will convince me otherwise #pats his lil bald head and wipes his mouth after he tears into raw wriggling flesh for supper #kisses his bony little murder-hands #gives him snuggleses

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graye · 2 months

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Rumors say this is what tipped Anakin to the Dark side.

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willgrahamscock · 1 year

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When hannibal is burning his patient records it's not because he's protecting his patient's privacy its cause he treated his sessions as free time to write in his diary

dear diary, today will graham threatened my life... not even a guillotine could stop the head I am going to give him

#alex says things #they'd give him the death penalty for whats in his diary #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #hannigram

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