#MY SHIIIIIIIIPS

[thebirdsareplotting]

You can drag my multishipping ass kicking and screaming away from my beautiful and wonderful ships but you wont stop me from making more.

[lotus--pond]

MORE SHAPESHIFTER!HELIX HEADCANON STUFF BECAUSE I AM NORMAL

idk if any of you have read the Event Horizon series by Hellenite on Ao3 (I think they might've deleted it but there's a really good podfic by Passerine Podcast) It's an origins smp fic and nothing really matters for this post but the mellifera or however you spell it, that species? Helix bug form. I think bee/insect-ish Helix would be neat.

something something Fuble doesn't like when Helix looks more Ender (aka more like his sister) something something isolation. something something they look the most like Fuble when they're around him a lot. (you could probably make angst out of this but it's like 6:45 am my time I'm eepy)

that being said, because of Fuble's more intense shapeshifter abilities but also because he is a big giant monster, he has this sorta uncanny valley look to him. like if you look at him for just a second too long something's a little wrong. Helix adopts this same look when they're around him too long, but all their other forms don't have the same effect

oh nooooooo. Helix is in a form that's cold bloodeddddd. and it's chilly on this shiiiiiiiip. whatever will they dooooooo. (I'm saying they use being cold blooded, which they could totally stop being whenever they wanted, as an excuse that their boyfriend has to be around them cuz body heat n stuff) (Evan totally knows this is what they're doing but doesn't say no)

I changed my mind, they don't typically use a more avian form for flying, they use bug form, buuuuuuut. I think they would use an alien form if they were around their mom(because I don't know maybe Isla is an avian in this dimension, can I prove this? no. can I disprove this? I don't think so(?) but I think it is neat). I think that one's the most like involuntary/they do it without realizing. (can you guys tell I'm so normal about mama bird yet?)

those are my thoughts but please do add on! I love this headcanon and I want to see what y'all make of it

[ofmaddogs]

I ACED THE PIRATE SHIP JOB INTERVIEW NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN WRONG IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GOING TO SPEND EIGHT MONTHS ON A PIRATE SHIIIIIIIIP !!!

[jaywoods1]

MY SHIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!💞💙❤💖

[kaybrandchaos]

If you're still doing those poly drawings I'd love to see Sara, Paige, and Hancock in M3 👉👈

I really need to do more ship arts, but have a sleepy threesome! <3

[swordsxandxshadows]

Am I shipping trash? The answer is ... yes, I am shipping trash and I refuse to come out of this dumpster.

[soundofez]

FAM SHE SHINY!!!!!!!!

[liberty-barnes]

NO CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I SCREAMED

ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS

THEY JUST-

MY SHIIIIIIIIP

IT'S SAILIIIIIIING

well i mean i paused it right after this cause i was scared it would turn out to be a dream but that's beside the point

[jen-kollic]

Love the idea of Mech and Ivy working together, whether grudgingly or not.

Also Brunt in a shirt and tie is 😍.

haven't drawn very much because of l i f e , but here's a couple of something <3

[paapasmurf]

My comfort shiiiiiiiip aaauauauaushsiheiwbdkshjd

✨✨💖🍄🌼💖✨✨

[professionalfangirllife]

My shiiiiiiiip

[thundergoodspeed]

5. do you prefer fast plots, pre-enstablished relationships or slow burns?

D. all of the above xD any way you slice it there would need to be a little bit of hashing out first but if there's chemistry i'm always down for plotting something, even if it's just "hey can my muse ask gary on a date" "yeah sure"

(i mean canonically gary is in a relationship, but i don't see any quinn rpers around yet and i wanna shiiiiiiiip)

[birdy-bat-writes]

Plumerias

Heyyyyyy, So, I wrote this thing for @anothertimdrakestan because I was so in love with that ship she wrote. Elle, I literally love you and you are my soulmate so Bart can like share you with me but I first soulmate dibs. ❤(ˆ‿ˆԅ) I really hope you like it!

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Today was supposed to be about relaxation and letting loose. You were about to meet your friends at the beach for a little retreat. Sounds great, right? So, explain why your car’s ‘check engine’ had to start flashing on your way there. What a whump. The car won’t start…. I guess I have to call her.

Miles away, the phone of your amazing Tumblr soulmate phone rang (shameless self-promotion). “Hey, Elle. On your way?”

“Dude, my car won’t start.”

“Seriously? Wait, where are you?”

“Oh, um, outside the Dunkin Donuts on Field street.”

“Dunkin Donuts on Field street. Got it. I’m going to come get you. Wait there.” Unbeknownst to you or her, someone else was paying an awful lot of attention to our conversation. Your one and only, Bart Allen. He heard your name in conversation and was instantly drawn in. He had been crushing on you for months now, and because you both were adorably oblivious (him more than you), he hadn’t yet realized that you felt the same way. Nonetheless, he took that moment to take off.

“Dunkin Donuts. Field street.” He really only showed up because of you, and if you couldn’t be where he was, he might as well find a way to you. And besides, he just got an opportunity to be all heroic and save your day. Wally and your friend only got to know when a gust of wind blew sand onto them.

“So, I’m assuming Bart’s going to get her now.” Riya said, brushing sand off of her.

“Wait, he didn’t take a car. I’ll call hi-,”

“STOP! I sense shipping opportunities. Let it happen…”

Bart got to the parking lot and saw your car parked by a lamppost. Then the nerves kicked in. You looked so cute dancing in your car. Before walking over to you, he checked out his reflection in the restaurant window and straightened his hair. You saw this though. “Is he… checking himself out in the window? HEY, DORK!” Bart stiffened. Awww his looked so cute with his baseball tee and board shorts.

“Heyyyy, Elle.”

“What are you doing here? I thought Riya was coming to jumpstart my car.” Truth be told, you were quite happy he was there.

“Oh, yeah, well I came here to do that,” And that when it hit him that he didn’t come with a car. Or jumper cables. “but looking at it now, I don’t really know what to do.” You laughed at him.

“My hero.” Sarcasm was evident in your voice. He responded to you sticking his tongue out you. “You’re such a dork.”

“You know it, babe. I’m adorkable.” He said, flashing a bright smile and a wink.

“Oh my god,” You giggled softly. Why does he have to be so darn cute??? “Okay, any suggestions?”

“Let’s get food.”

“I meant to fix the car.”

“Eat first and think better later?” You didn’t even want to argue with that because you were hungry too.

“Alright, I could eat. We’re by Dunkin, want to get something from there?” he nodded. You both went in and ordered quite a bit of food. Bart offered to carry all on the food bags to car but you insisted on carrying some of it and made your way out. Bart met you about two minutes later with the reaming food bag and cup of coffee. That was odd since Bart didn’t like coffee and you don’t remember either of you ordering a beverage.

“This is for you. Iced coffee with cream, no sweetener. Please tell me I got that right.” You were smiling so much.

“You did get it right. How did you know that?”

“I remember hearing you order it sometime.” He remembered a lot of the things you did and said. He can’t pinpoint when or how he heard them but he made it a point to remember the little things just to see you smile. One of the things he loved about you was how your smile was never something as simple as the corners of your mouth turning up. You smiled wholeheartedly with a twinkle in your eyes. It was the type of smile that could light up a whole city, and he lived for it.

“Well, thank you for the coffee, and for remembering.” After that you both sat back and finished your food. The conversations you had were so random, it was hilarious.

Bart: “How is Po not your favorite Teletubby?”

Elle: “How do you have a favorite Teletubby?! They’re creepy!”

***

“I like Ellie.”

“Call me whatever you want.”

“E?”

“Sure.”

“Lele?”

“Sure.” You chuckled at him.

“How about Leelu?”

“I like it.”

“Elle, ma belle?” He did the French accent too. “It means beautiful in French.”

“I know that.” You were stiff as a board and clearly a little shy. *Your heart really went (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥*

***

“Okay, what’s your favorite flower?”

“Hmm, plumeria.”

“Plume-what?”

“It’s the white one with yellow in the center.” Bart still looked very lost, so you decided to show him a picture. You had leaned over to show it to him and didn’t realize quite how close you were until you looked up and met eyes with him. The moment was however interrupted by your phone ringing. “I’ll just take this.”

“I’ll throw the trash away.” You were both slightly blushy heheh. Cuties. Anyway, you answered the phone.

“Hi.”

“How are you not here yet?”

“Well why didn’t you come with a car?!”

“Because your boyfriend was in too much of a hurry to get into a car.”

“He’s not my boyfriend!”

“Yet.”

“What?”

“Never mind that. What was wrong with your car?”

“The check engine light went on, so I checked the engine and everything is fine. I just need to jump-start it.”

“Make Bart do it. Speedsters can produce electric charges high enough to do that.”

“How do you know?”

“Wally does it all the time.”

“So, you use your boyfriend’s powers for this?”

“….Yes.”

***

So, Bart started the car. You made it to the beach without breaking down again and you already felt like that was a victory. You arrived just as the sun was setting too. The water was glowing with gold and orange and high up, you could see the faint glow of stars in the darkening sky. You met with everyone and laid your things down on the beach chairs before heading towards the water. Bart joined you and you walked along the beach. People lit bonfires and the light gave the whole place a warm glow and being there with him felt surreal. *Splash* Surrealism gone. You splashed back. You went back and forth like this and ran to distance yourself from him but being a speedster, he caught you. You both called a truce and sat down where you were, still laughing. You were at a more secluded part of the beach. You were closer to the cliffs and greenery that surrounded this part of the beach, and while you were admiring it, Bart stood up.

“I’ll be right back.” You wondered where he went but he didn’t take long to come back. When you saw him, he had one hand behind his back, and before you could ask, he crouched down next to you and showed you a little white and yellow flower. It was a plumeria. “Tada.” He delicately put it in your hands.

“Oh my gosh, thank you. Where’d you find this?”

“I saw a small tree over there, and I thought the flowers looked like the picture you showed me.”

“I love it.” Gosh, why is he so cute? And caring too??? Only a few moments later he asked you,

“Hey, E, most people pick roses or carnations as their favorite. How come you like this one?”

“In Hawaii, there’s this sort of tradition. If you wear a single plumeria on your right, it means you’re single and if you wear it on your left that means you’re taken. I always thought it was really cute.”

“That is cute.” You’re cute. I love you.

“Hey, Bart?” All or nothing. I can do this.

“Hm?”

“I really like you.” He didn’t say anything. He just smiled really wide, and leaned in. you closed your eyes and felt his lips brush yours. It was sweet and passionate, and when you pulled away you saw his beautiful forest-green eyes. The evening sun brought out every glimmer of gold and olive in the green. “So you like me back then?” He let out a short laugh.

“Yes. Very much.” He looked down at the flower in your hand. “Actually, may I?” he asked, gesturing to the flower. You nodded. Bart tucked a few strands of hair behind your left ear and placed the flower between them. It was really cute- *CLICK*

“What the-?”

“SHIIIIIIIIP!” ‘Twas your crazy friend. She fangirls. Let her have this. She ships it.

“Riya, get back here!”

“Never! This is going in a scrapbook and you can’t stop me!”

End. :D

 Hi, so I know I told you I was writing this Fic but I bet you didn’t know about the Headcanon:

 Because you’re too precious and I love you too much to stop there.

-       You and Bart are literally the cutest couple though.

-       He calls you Leelu, E, Ellie. Smelly Ellie if he’s feeling daring. Hehe.

-       You guys make endless meals of chicken nuggets.

-       He will never and I mean NEVER go to bed without messaging you ‘Goodnight, I love you.’ And at least four emojis.

-       He loves your hair. Sometimes he’ll try to play with it, and you’ll lean back into him. Sometimes you both will just fall asleep there.

-       Can you imagine him trying to read your fanfictions? Aww that would be so cute. Endless teasing.

-       He would constantly be impressed by how smart and creative you are.

-       He would go to all of your games and school events, cheering the loudest.

-       He’s so in love with your eyes. He’s so in love with YOU he’ll just sit sometimes and stare at your face, smiling.

-       You’re the only person who gets to call him Henry. There’s also SO many cute nicknames. Bar-bar, imagine if you called him Bartholomew, call him mew-mew.

-       He would do the Kidflash and Jinx thing but with plumeria instead of roses.

-       I really feel like he would speed up to you wherever you are, kiss you and then run away just because he missed you.

-       So much cuddling. He would LOVE your dog.

-       You radiate tall person energy but you’re actually a smol bean so like imagine the height difference when he kisses you! (hehehe I’m taller than you)

-       He’d lift you up all the time and twirl you around while he kisses you.

-       He hates when you don’t give him attention so if you’re distracted when he’s around, he’ll kiss your neck and cheeks until you focus on him.

-       You guys would be goofy and fun. He’d love your energy.

-       Ice cream dates. Get ice cream on your lips. He’ll kiss it away.

-       Also, a scene:

-       “Okay well, I confessed first.”

-       Well, I kissed you first!”

-       “I said ‘I love you’ first!”

-       “Well, I proposed first!”

-       “What?”

-       *Down on one knee with a ring*

-       That would be you two.

-       Oh, and I won’t be taking pictures of that, I’ll be recording it. It shall play at your wedding.

-       Overall, you guys are so cute and healthy and perfect. He would definitely do everything he could to make you happy and you’re such a caring, loving person, I know you’d do the same.

[thekenobee]

>>>GUYS- LET’S CREATE A CHAIN!If you reblog this post- add your own lyrics as to make sure that Fitzy has a jam to dance to! Okay, here’s my part: Dancing Jiiiiiiiiiiim Young and sweeeeeeet Captain of theeee shiiiiiiiip You can dance You can jive Seein’ the Artic for the first time Oooh, see that man Watch the scene Serving no one but Queen Arctic night and the Sun is low-

[ellsey]

Agents of Shield Rewatch 5x20 The One Who Will Save Us All

I can show you the wooooooooorld

In an alien spaaaaace shiiiiiiiip

Talbot got a lot of gravitonium but he seems pretty chill for now

Why is Mack still walking around in the dark??

Parkour aliens do not give up easily

Ok but Talbot is also really full of himself

Guess that’s one way to win over aliens

The way is to have scary super powers

Jemma, don’t act like you’re not excited to get to cut open an alien

I guess Hale kind of got the short end of the stick in this deal

Hmm Talbot does not trust Hale which is super fair

Yay Deke! 

“Not cool people” Haaaaaaahahaha DEKE NO

How does Deke know what a wizard is?

“You guys are great. Totally not disappointments at all.” OMG DEKE

But I appreciate that Fitz offered that Deke does have family there

Woooooooow Elena and Daisy have some issues

Mom says no more sibling fighting

Talbot does look pretty cool

These aliens are dressed for clubbing. They need to chill out and turn up some beats.

Let it be noted that Daisy is not a lemon girl

:( Daisy and I both miss Lincoln

See, this is part of why Deke’s characterization in season 6 doesn’t make a lot of sense. Here he hears Daisy talk about Lincoln and Coulson and immediately goes, ok, yeah, I will help you with what you need. You want me to believe this Deke, the one who softens immediately for Jemma and Daisy then goes and puts some pervy version of her in a game? 

TLDR: The writers don’t know what to do with Deke.

“You and Fitz as sooo...uhh...you’re such special people” DAISY

Hahaha she’s not wrong though

Talbot can...absorb people into him now. That’s new.

Why is Mack blaming Fitz for what Yoyo did?? Neither he nor Jemma told her to do that. 

I mean holding Fitz responsible for what he did is totally fair. But just because he doesn’t disagree with what Elena did doesn’t mean it’s his fault that she did it.

Oh it’s Kasius’s dad. Cool cool cool.

I love the oblique mention of Thanos. We know you’re there movieverse!

Gravitonium under the Earth’s surface? I see where this is going and it’s not good.

Well, Talbot is officially off the rails

Daisy needs a good FRIEND DEKE so chill out

Jemma just ignoring all the decisions they’re going to have to make and focusing on science is such a 2020 mood

Ha Hale was quick to throw Phil under the bus

Or spaceship as it were

Are you seriously trying to use your brainwashing now???

Well RIP Hale I guess

Clarity of mind is def not how I would describe Talbot right now

Oh Papa Kasius gets Daisy. OF COURSE.

Well things are escalating quickly, but we only have 2 more episodes this season so of course they are. I’m dreading the finale but ah well. Deke is definitely on the good scale this episode, but he’s getting a 10/10 on the Good Friend scale. This was what I thought they were going to build on. Alas. Coulson gets a 100/10 on the Keeping Chill scale because he remained remarkably calm through all this. And Talbot gets my You Were Almost a Good Guy Award because he was soooo close. 

The song for this episode is just full of cool atmosphere and points to all our heroes growing and changing. So here’s “Spaceship” by Angie Aparo.

[fairytales-magic]

Percahlia for the ship ask?

please send me a ship

*giggles furiously* Aw yis! My shiiiiiiiip!! You know me so well. ;D

who’s the cuddler: Vex. She initiates contact between them most of the time, but Percy is a sucker for it (his posh noble blood doesn’t let him show too much physical contact, but he loves every minute of it. he’s secretly a cuddle bug)  

who makes the bed: Percy, almost always being the second to rise, but also his wife is notorious for leaving the room in a rush even if he’s awake before her.

who wakes up first: Vex mostly, also the one to drag her grumpy man of a husband out, otherwise he will sleep till noon (up late tinkering a lot of the time).

who has the weird taste in music: Neither are super big into music to my knowledge, so i’d say each of their tastes are pretty mild.

who is more protective: I’m actually torn cause like; Percy dragging and shoving her out of harms way when things went south (after seeing her get knocked unconscious). Vex refusing to leave his still side at the Isle of Glintshore. Percy jumping off a ledge with a rope attached to Vex, taking damage without blinking, to get her back.

Maybe Percy?? Just by a little bit tho?? (she is his heart and judgement and he would do ANYTHING to keep her safe)  

who sings in the shower: Percy would argue he never does, but both Vex and Cassandra know otherwise.

who cries during movies: Neither surprisingly. Unless they were both like really, really drunk. ;D

who spends the most while out shopping: Hmmm i might say Vex more, but Percy would definitely buy stuff to spoil her so like ??? They splurge most when out together.

who kisses more roughly: B O T H. Just…BOTH.

who is more dominate: Both of them are naturally, so i’d say they’d each take turns (Percy enjoys letting Vex taking the lead, and on the flipside Vex likes being dominated. it’s a win/win for both).

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 1000/10. I have no words to properly describe my love for their love!