#Meat Timeline

[disguisedcheezed]

goofy ahh corpse.

[bootpoot]

WIP (trying to get out of artblock)

comms are still being drawn dw!!! i am just trying to get out of a mini artblock

[kosonah]

Some johnrezi inbetween comms

[goodeguy]

~ULTIMATE JOHN~

made myself an ult john design it's based off of someone else's own ult john design, tho i don't remember the artist's name, but i rlly fucked with it a lot

doodles (ft. his weapon the meathammer + typing quirks)

i like to think as now as a robot from the meat timeline, he doesn't have a voice box yet. so he only communicates through robotic sounds and emoticons i don't have an official backstory for him sadly lol, but that he's from the meat timeline

[diesmercurii]

okay I’m not a huge dirkjohn shipper but. epilogue dirkjohn

specifically ult dirk and candy john. like, total control of the narrative villain vs some divorced father. and then they kiss

[grubgirl413]

John egbert ate slimmer and that’s why everybody is sad in meat

[davekat-sucks]

I really do wonder if Vriska's VN Hell will address about her part in creating Jack Noir, had planned to battle him to show off she's a hero, but never went through as Jack Noir still lives in both Meat and Candy

Bitch had wasted time experimenting on a lonely girl's sleep pattern with her powers, trapped her friends on the meteor, caused people like Dad, Mom, Bro, lots of Carapacians, Aimless Renegade, their Dream Selves, etc.... to get killed because of him, and by the end, dude is spared from his life and has a fucking girlfriend. Even if the Homestuck Snapchats are canon and that Jane is currently mind controlling Jack Noir there in the Candy Time of Beyond Canon, dude lived in the Meat Timeline and probably has kids with Ms Paint as they piss on Spade Slick's grave with no mercy. Doesn't help the team is speedrunning all of Vriska's arc if they had to skip Eridan and John's talk. The writers behind it probably couldn't make the talk between Eridan or John good because they are too far up in their own asses trying to reach Vrisrezi or June Egbert as soon as possible. Fuck the boys who played some role into Vriska's life. All it matters is that Vriska is redeemed by the end and she is seen as lesbians in the eyes of the fandom. Pretty art and sprites is enough to distract others from bad writing and bad music.

[monster4hire]

vl presentszz…. dirkjake Sadsad radio!

1. Holy ghost - modern baseball

2. Man of war - radiohead

3. Star - mitski

4. All my happiness is gone - purple mountains

5. Lucky charms - moldy peaches

6. It ain’t me, babe - bob dylan

7. Good guy - julia jacklin

8. Pictures of you - the cure

9. Once more to see you - mitski

[canisalbus]

✦ Hound mode ✦

[bloobydabloob]

You doing good dude

[disguisedcheezed]

At least someone is happy to see him.

[risestarkissomega]

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Stockboy's ad is for...Rupert Swaggart?!

I wonder what ol' Meat Sweats is up to? 🤔😒

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[hal9000fanboy]

born to be used (mspaint, 2024)

[tenspontaneite]

Sigs make interesting bodies for themselves sometimes 🙏

[starflungwaddledee]

wait, since kirby has been manipulated mentored by galacta to be more cold- hearted, how does he react to affection in this state? (hugs, sharing, etc.)

cw for abusive manipulation tactics. like.. mind games. just in case. this response is a little dark just by merit of it being about psychological manipulation through lying, so take care.

kirby is as affectionate and loving as ever! he actually adores galacta knight, who stole the existing trust and familial affection kirby already felt for meta knight when they switched places.

there's a line in the another dimension fight comic, where galacta knight says "he's my family now, as he could have been yours.", and he means this truly. where meta knight was always a little stoic and guarded with his feelings, galacta knight is quick and easy with affection when it suits him, and reaps the rewards instantly

but what he does is targeted. if he were going after someone else (like bandee or dedede) he'd use a different tactic. kindness only works this well because kirby is so isolated and lonely, and craves it so desperately

this is super important i think; his core traits are the same as always. kirby is a good little guy!

he wants to be a hero. he wants to have friends and have a fun time and keep the people he loves safe. he wants to be good and to do the right thing with all his heart, it's just that what is "good" and "the right thing" is being purposefully warped around him

maybe it's good to act pre-emptively to prevent a war with the nation in the clouds, especially when they acted aggressively first.

maybe it's good to seek out and squash any trace of dark matter before it can infect anyone else, even if it's currently harmless.

maybe it's good to put that clearly possessed person out of their misery on sight, so they don't have to suffer anymore, because you couldn't save them anyway, right?

for bandee, who becomes aware this is happening, it's heart-breaking to watch. but he can't confide in kirby, because galacta knight's claws are too deep in him. also he will not put the pressure on kirby to keep a secret that could get them all killed

all he can do is try to be there to keep kirby safe, and hope he can reverse the wish before kirby crosses a threshold of misery or ruthlessness they cannot get him back from

[seer-of-life-knight-of-doom]

a handy chart to distinguish the Lalonde-Striders and Vantas-Maryams