what are the spice tolerances of the fellowship? who snacks on ghost peppers without any reaction and who thinks black pepper is too spicy?
I was literally thinking about this the other day.
The Fellowship’s spice tolerance
Aragorn:
-He’s not great with spice
-He doesn’t get dramatic about it but his mouth is on fire
-The only reason he’s not great with spice is just not having it often
-He spends so much time in the wild; he’s not Sam who refuses to eat unseasoned food even in the middle of nowhere
-He is used to the blandest of bland food
-If he is served spicy food he will power through it because he’s too polite to ask for something else
Legolas:
-I will never give up my hc that he has literal grave mouth
-He will eat anything and be fine
-He might feel a bit of spice if he had a ghost pepper or something
-But he is less bothered by the spice and more just doesn’t get the point
-“why would I eat something that hurts?”
-He prefers to munch on poisonous berries he finds as they all walk that made Boromir have to shit every 15 minutes for a week
Gimli:
-I kinda wanted to say he isn’t good with spice because I could totally see him with the whole physical reaction to spice
-But he probably is the type to add hot sauce to literally everything
-So maybe he still gets real red and his nose runs
-But best believe he’s chowing down and having a great time
-Would risk his life for buffalo wings
Boromir:
-Surprisingly not bothered much
-Maybe not ghost peppers but normal to high levels of spice are fine
-However
-His mouth may be fine but his body is going to explode
-Don’t bother him about an hour later; he’s shitting literal fires of Mount Doom
-Send aid
-Never learns though and will continue to eat spicy food
Frodo
-It’s this one right here
-He’s the one who will munch on ghost peppers casually
-He likes the taste
-A ghost pepper is nothing to him
Sam:
-Not good with spice at all
-He gets all red in the face
-Nose running so much you would think the elvish river horses were coming
-He likes the taste; but he has a very strong reaction
-He would really like Flaming Hot Cheetos but it takes him a week to get through a whole bag
-And yes he’s crying the whole time but he won’t stop
Merry:
-He can tolerate a moderate amount of spice but he doesn’t really like it
-And I mean he doesn’t add spice to anything just for the sake of adding a kick
-He suffers through it a little but he does love Indian style food
-That shit rocks even if his mouth is starting to go numb
Pippin:
-I am indecisive about him
-On one hand I think he’s a sensitive little guy
-But he also loves to eat and won’t let some spice get in his way of a good meal
-So I’m going to rest on he is literally crying from the spice but won’t stop eating it; he’s hungry
-He won’t back down from being challenged to eat a ghost pepper
-Possibly needs medical assistance if he has too much spice
Gandalf:
-Nope
-Doesn’t even like mustard because he thinks that is too spicy
-Literally dies and comes back as a different version of Gandalf that’s how dramatic he is
-If it smells a little spicy he won’t even try it
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