#My tummy hurts and i want to d*e

[acescorazon]

Title: Changes

Chapter: 13

Rating: M

Word count: 3614

Warnings: Crocodile and Mihawk are being dicks, ANOTHER damn flashback, language, minor violence.

Chapter Excerpt:

It's been blatantly obvious from the start that Mihawk and Crocodile want nothing to do with him. He doesn't know why he even tried fixing their relationship, they were never going to be three people who got along.

This isn't the Oro Jackson and he's not dealing with someone like Shanks, nor is he dealing with a random stranger or even a member of his own crew. He should have realized all his efforts would go in vain and that Crocodile and Mihawk came to the island with a deep-seated hatred and lack of respect for him embedded in them already. Whatever, it's fine. Buggy's not mad or upset or even disappointed. He's completely fine.

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At this point, Buggy is unsure of what he can do to improve his relationship with Mihawk and Crocodile. He's tried throwing them a dinner, but that didn't work. He's also tried giving them gifts, but that was another failure and it turns out they're a lot more difficult to please than Buggy thought they'd be. He's at a loss and is unsure what to do at this point to make his two new 'subordinates' like him.

Perhaps his best option is to just be direct and try to talk to them, even though every time Buggy tries to speak to them or do something nice for them, they just push him away or reject him. He can't just leave his relationship with Crocodile and Mihawk as it is though, that'd never work and surely it'd grow tiresome sooner or later.

Buggy decides to make his move the next time Cross Guild has a meeting. He waits patiently for Crocodile to finish going over all his plans as well as announce any progress the newly formed group has already made, remaining silent the entire time so he doesn't annoy Crocodile any. After Crocodile wraps everything up, Buggy quickly clears his throat and speaks up before Mihawk or Crocodile can leave, "Uh," he mutters, his voice trembling slightly, "Can I talk to you guys about something?"

At the sound of his request, Mihawk and Crocodile turn towards Buggy and narrow their eyes at him, giving him a judgmental look. Neither of the two say anything but the look they have on their faces says it all: 'What now, clown?'

Buggy chuckles and finds himself growing uneasy by the other two's hardened glares. He shifts in his spot slightly before continuing,  "So, uh... look, guys. I'm just going to come out and say it. I know you're probably thinking I'm being so annoying by constantly trying to be you guy's friend but I want you to know I'm really trying my best here!" He states and afterwards he tries to read Mihawk and Crocodile’s expressions, but there's not much he can decipher about their mood.

They look as irritated as usual.

"I don't want to fight with you guys all the time or have you guys hate me or anything like that!" Buggy explains, "Look, everything has pretty much been out of my control. I don't know why everyone thinks I'm the boss or whatever, but I never wanted that spotlight and I still don't. What I really want is for us all to get along and for Cross Guild to be successful!"

Mihawk and Crocodile continue to stare Buggy down, but they're silent. No bitter insults, no rejections, no fighting. Just silence. The two don't even leave the room immediately or tell Buggy to go away. Perhaps this is them willing to finally give Buggy a chance?  "I'll just go ahead and say I'm sorry if I've made you two mad or offended you in the past. I promise I can change and that I can be someone useful to you, so... Uh, can we maybe give being friends a chance?" He asks, giving them both a sheepish grin.

There's a long pause after Buggy finishes speaking, and with every passing second, he can feel his anxiety growing in his body.  This is the first time that he's actually been listened to by either men, and this really feels like his one and only chance to make things right.

The three of them don't even have to be best friends, Buggy just doesn't want to be constantly threatened or beaten up, but if they could develop a close relationship that would be perfect because Buggy realizes with his newfound status as emperor of the sea he needs all the allies he can get. "Uh, what do you guys think?" Buggy asks when Mihawk and Crocodile fail to answer him.

"You're serious about this, aren't you?" Crocodile asks and then afterwards he begins to laugh. His loud, mocking laughter booms throughout the meeting room and Buggy's ears, "I already told you this, but I guess you forgot. I don't need no friends, especially useless ones like you." He tells Buggy, and it's like a stab to the chest. "How would being friends with you benefit me? You're penniless and weak, and you can't do even the simplest task. The only thing that you have going for you is your status as an emperor, but to tell you the truth, I don't care about that."  

Buggy's face begins to heat up and he wants to argue. He wants to tell Crocodile that he definitely isn't a useless clown like he's always saying he is. Buggy has done so much in his lifetime and yet everyone always underestimates and belittles him. Buggy isn't weak and useless, there are people out there who actually fear and or admire him. 

"Your title really is just for show," Crocodile chuckles, "You're nothing compared to Red-Haired Shanks or Blackbeard. Hell, you're not even on the same level as that brat with the straw hat."

Being compared to the other emperors of the sea makes Buggy want to scream. Okay, but... He's at a loss for words. His pride is telling him to fight back and not let Crocodile put him down like this, but another part of him is saying that Crocodile’s right.

No, no, that's not right. Buggy's accomplished too. He traveled the Grandline as a child, he studied under dark king Rayleigh... He took over Orange Town... he... he almost executed Monkey D. Luffy, the same Monkey D. Luffy Crocodile is comparing him to, in Loguetown... He.... He was in the war...(not that he fought in it.)... He started Buggy's delivery service... He...

Maybe he didn't defeat a previous emperor for their spot and maybe he's not always causing a stir like the other three are, but... Buggy’s done things too, and it's not fair to compare him to the other three...even if his status does seem more or less like a fluke sometimes.

Buggy bites his bottom lip, "You haven't given me a chance to prove myself," he says, but for some reason, he doesn't deny Crocodile’s previous statements...maybe he is right. "I've purposely been lying low and doing my own thing. I-"

Crocodile cuts him off, "Bullshit. You haven't been lying low, you just can't do anything. You're useless both as a leader and as a potential friend. In fact, the only reason why I haven't snapped your neck is because Hawkeye here thinks you're a good little distraction." He snorts, "But the government hasn't tried to attack us yet, so who knows? Maybe you can't even keep a few measly Marines distracted."

Buggy takes a deep breath and tries to remain calm. He should have realized trying to be Crocodile's friend was pointless. He’s such a cruel, foul mouthed man who cares about nobody but himself. He doesn't want a loving supportive friend, he wants someone he can boss around and use for his schemes. If you don't prove your worth to him, you're useless...

Crocodile’s thought process goes against everything Gol D. Roger taught Buggy to believe in. Buggy’s former captain always told him that a friend is someone you should love, appreciate, and support unconditionally. Our friends may not be related to us by blood, but they’re just as important as family and should be cherished as such because life is so short. A friend is someone who you can depend on and won’t judge you or leave you behind during your toughest battles. It doesn’t matter how rich, smart, or powerful your friends are, what’s important is their heart and character.

Eh… Now that he thinks about it, his beloved former captain was always a bit cheesy and sentimental, but that’s besides the point. Buggy wouldn’t treat Crocodile as if he were just some pawn in a scheme or some glorified bodyguard. He doesn’t need Crocodile to prove his worth (but it certainly isn’t bad that he’s a well-known and very powerful pirate), and Crocodile shouldn’t need Buggy to prove his worth either, that’s not how a genuine friendship works. Whatever, though. Buggy’s over trying to be friends with that self centered prick.

Buggy forces himself to look away from Crocodile and turns to Mihawk. He swallows hard, "...Hawkeye," he calls out in a small voice, and, oh, how he hates how vulnerable he sounds right now. "You don't feel the same way, do you?" He asks, clinging onto hope that Mihawk really is the lesser of two evils.

Mihawk remains quiet for another painfully long moment before finally speaking up for the first time since their meeting ended, "More or less." He says in a cold, blunt voice. Oh, of course he feels the same way as Crocodile, Buggy thinks bitterly. "I won't waste my breath belittling you, but I don't need any friends either." Ah, that's Dracule Mihawk for you, he's always so cruel and direct.

"Okay, we don't have to be friends." Buggy states, looking between both of his fellow members of Cross Guild, "But could we at least treat each other with respect?!" He begs, more than willing to settle at this point.

The laugh that Crocodile lets out when Buggy asks him to do something as simple as give him a little respect is disheartening to say the least. "You actually think I'd respect a gutless coward like you?" He mocks.

"I..."

"Get fucking real!"

"I...I…" is all Buggy manages to stammer out because he feels more embarrassed than before. Crocodile treats him like he's nothing but a tacky, piece of gum here for him to chew up and spit out when he's ready. 

Somehow Mihawk's reaction is the same as Crocodile’s but different. He raises an eyebrow at Buggy, and if Buggy had to guess he'd say Mihawk's probably thinking something along the lines of: 'ME? Respect you? Respect is something you earn, and you definitely haven't earned my respect.'

"Forget it." Buggy mutters, "I'm just going to get back to work." He tells the other two men before lowering his head and rushing out of the meeting room. As he leaves he can hear Crocodile continue to mock him: "Did you hear that shit, Hawkeye?!"

Okay, Fuck them. Fuck Cross Guild. Fuck Buggy too for being so stupid and for even trying to be on good terms with Mihawk and Crocodile. It's been blatantly obvious from the start that Mihawk and Crocodile want nothing to do with him. He doesn't know why he even tried fixing their relationship, they were never going to be three people who got along.

This isn't the Oro Jackson and he's not dealing with someone like Shanks, nor is he dealing with a random stranger or even a member of his own crew. He should have realized all his efforts would go in vain and that Crocodile and Mihawk came to the island with a deep-seated hatred and lack of respect for Buggy embedded in them already. Whatever, it's fine. Buggy's not mad or upset or even disappointed. He's completely fine.

Why would the great and mighty Captain Buggy The Clown let two assholes like Mihawk and Crocodile determine his worth? Why would he let them get to him? He hasn't, he's fine. He's totally fine and he doesn't care what happens moving on. He'll just try his best to coexist with Mihawk and Crocodile and try not to get on their bad sides or whatever.

He says that he wants to live peacefully among Crocodile and Mihawk, and yet he does the one thing he probably shouldn't. He finds someone to angrily vent to, Cabaji and Mohji always listen to him without judging him and they always offer up the upmost support and advice, but Buggy doesn't need advice. He just needs to rant, and so maybe that's why as soon as he sees his two most trusted crew-mates, he disregards his current location and begins to air all of his grievances about both Mihawk and Crocodile.  

Buggy's mouth runs a mile a minute as insults, complaints, and anything you can think of come flying from between his painted lips. He tells the two other men how frustrated he is that Crocodile and Mihawk just can't play nice, and how they think they're the boss of him and can push him around. He tells them that they're both so stuck up and rude that it's unbelievable and that he's never met two people as insufferable as Mihawk and Crocodile. "I really tried!" He complains, throwing his hands up.

At this point his face is beet red and he's more furious than he'd like to be. "But nothing I do makes them happy!" He tells Mohji and Cabaji for what has to be the hundredth time. The two try and calm Buggy down but at this point he's a lost cause. "Can you believe they're acting this way? And for what reason? Because the world government made me an emperor and not them? Because they're stuck in some shitty organization with me? I didn't ask for any of this!" He tells them as his voice continues to steadily rise.

"But whatever. I don't care." Buggy laughs bitterly.

"Capt-"

"No, seriously I don't give a fuck anymore! I'm done trying to be nice to those two assholes. They said they don’t do friends, but is that the real truth? Do they not have friends because they don’t trust anyone and they’re too stuck up, or is it because they're both two insufferable assholes who no one wants to be friends with in the first place? I mean, really, who’d want to be their fucking friend? They’re two extremely bitter old men who can’t hold a conversation let al-"

"Captain Buggy..." Mohji calls out in a shaky voice, but Buggy continues to rant and rave about how much he hates the situation he's in. He hates that the world government takes him seriously and considers him to be a big enough threat to be an emperor of the sea, but that Mihawk and Crocodile think he's some weak, small time pirate. He was fine being just an errand boy before but now he's genuinely frustrated that Mihawk and Crocodile see him as beneath them and won’t treat him as an equal. "What gives those assholes the right?!"

"C..Captain..." Cabaji and Mohji stammer out at the same time. There's an intense look of fear on both of their faces that Buggy failed to realize before. He stops his rant long enough to give them both a confused look, "...What?" He asks, and when his two crew-mates gesture to something behind him with their heads, Buggy realizes just how badly he fucked up in an instant.

Buggy inhales a deep, shaky breath. Please tell me they aren't standing behind me. He thinks, about ten seconds away from pleading with the universe to just cut him some slack for once in his miserable life. Of course, though, Buggy has nothing but worst luck. In fact if he didn't have the most vile, atrocious luck imaginable, he probably wouldn't have any luck at all.

Buggy slowly looks over his shoulder and his stomach drops. He really has no luck at all, but perhaps this has nothing to do with luck and everything to do with the fact that Buggy foolishly trash talked Mihawk and Crocodile as soon as he got the chance to and in public.

Mihawk is the first to speak, "No, don't let us interrupt you. We want to hear more of what you have to say, Buggy The Clown." He tells him in an eerily calm voice, "By all means. Please elaborate why you think that we're insufferable and stuck up some more."

Buggy doesn't even know what he should say at this point. He laughs nervously, "Hawkeye....Crocodile...when did you two get here?" He asks, feeling like he's seconds away from hurling. Actually now that he thinks about it, maybe it's better if he doesn't know when Crocodile and Mihawk came and how much they heard.

Buggy realizes he's in deep shit, but he still takes a step back and raises his arms up in the air, "Oh, you know I didn't mean any of that stuff, you guys. I'm a clown, remember?" He laughs but no one laughs with him, "I like to joke around! I didn't really mean all those things, I was just joking..." he lies, feeling trapped.

"I for one didn't find your little joke amusing." Mihawk says and Buggy can notice the subtle shift in his expression and how irate he looks with him right now. "Did you, Crocodile?" He asks.

Crocodile's expression isn't any better, in fact it's ten times worse because Crocodile never hides his emotions, especially not ones like anger. "Of course i didn't." He replies with another mocking laugh, and it's at this point that Buggy realizes that he probably shouldn't try to talk to them anymore and that he should instead just run away.

So that's what he does, he takes off in a sprint, trying to put as much distance between him and Mihawk and Crocodile as possible even though he knows that it's pointless. He can't outrun Mihawk, the world’s strongest swordsman is too fast, but even if he could, he still has another man after him. Crocodile may not be as fast as Hawkeye, but he’s good at cornering Buggy and trapping him in a cloud of sand, and Buggy knows that he’s no match for either of them no matter how much he runs, ducks, and hides.

 

They catch Buggy with ease and once they do, they unleash all their anger, frustration, and pure hatred on Buggy. Their assault isn't just physical, it's verbal as well, of course it is. Crocodile and Mihawk’s cold, cruel words hurt a lot more than their fists do sometimes, depending on what’s being said, and Buggy finds himself quickly feeling overwhelmed as tears pour from his eyes.

"I knew you were just spouting a bunch of bullshit in the meeting room."  Crocodile hisses as he punches him for what has to be the tenth time, and Buggy wishes he were exaggerating when he says that. Crocodile’s wrong, though, Buggy was being one hundred percent genuine when he said he wanted them all to get along and treat each other with respect, it's just that he grew frustrated with Mihawk and Crocodile’s constant rejection and coldness towards him.

What else was he supposed to do? How else was he supposed to feel? He’s hurt and frustrated, can’t they see that? Buggy tries several times to explain himself, but it’s no use, Mihawk and Crocodile just continue to beat his face in and mock his every cry and scream until they finally get tired and storm away, leaving Buggy to lie on the ground a clobbered mess. 

Buggy’s entire soul feels shattered into pieces as he lie there, crying his eyes out. Mohji and Cabaji rush over to his side just as soon as Crocodile and Mihawk leave (He never expected them to intervene and if they did, it’d only cause more pain for him.) “Oh my god, captain, are you okay?” Cabaji asks.

No. 

Buggy doesn’t have the heart to respond to the question and the moment he realizes that Cabaji and Mohji are be his side, he tries to hold back all his pain and suffering. They sit him up gently and tell him that they’re going to get him all patched up and softly mutter how much they hate Crocodile and Mihawk just as much as Buggy does, and how Buggy is so brave and strong for putting up with them.

…Is he, though?

Buggy doesn’t feel very brave and strong, he feels like a loser who has no control over his life, but he doesn’t tell Cabaji and Mohji that, how the hell could he?

Things become more hostile between Buggy and Crocodile and Mihawk after that. It seems that his one little slip-up was enough to make Mihawk and Crocodile’s disdain for him grow ten times worse, but then again, maybe it doesn’t matter what Buggy said or did. Maybe things would have always ended up like this, after all Mihawk and Crocodile have absolutely no respect or sympathy for Buggy.

[nanamiluvs]

hii, how you doing? hope everything is ok <3

can I request a nsfw alphabet for neuvillette? if it’s okay, ofc

hii, thanks for asking :) i hope you're doing good as well !

honestly i'm a firm believer in sub!neuvillette ( or switch ) so i'm sorry if you expected a mainly dominant one ! i just can't imagine him like that he's so babygirl <3

neuvillette nsfw alphabet !

pairing : neuvillette x reader

rating : explicit

wc : 2.0k

warnings : smut content, reader is afab but no pronouns used, reader is human, neuvillette is a dragon, neuvillette has a double dick, breeding, mentions of pregnancy, double penetration in one hole, double penetration in two holes, crying, overstimulation, power play, begging, degrading, not beta read

a : aftercare

neuvillette would be the most affectionate man on earth during aftercare. he struggles to understand normal human needs and desires, but he's trying his best. he will clean your body, hold you in his arms if you want him to and believe me, he wants to, whisper sweet nothings in your ear until you fall asleep. neuvillette himself thinks doesn't require much aftercare, yet he melts in your hands when you pamper him as if he was a mere mortal, not one of the strongest beings in teyvat.

b : body part

neuvillette adores your face. more specifically, your eyes. he finds himself staring at your eyes for hours, just admiring the pure beauty he finds in them. he loves the way your eyes hold so much adoration when they look at him, he loves the way your eyes light up when you laugh. he loves the look on your eyes, shining with tears and ecstasy as you come undone. for himself, neuvillette finds his hands quite elegant, especially when they're glistening with your slick.

c : cum

neuvillette likes seeing his cum on your body, your chest, tummy, your face, oh my god, your face. his cum is probably watery and pretty clear, it tastes so neutral too, like cream without the sweetness. he has a voice in his head that tells him to just come inside, to fill you up with his seed and get you pregnant, to breed you- but neuvillette knows better than to give into those primal instincts of his. he would never do anything that has the possibility of you getting hurt.

d : dirty secret

neuvillette could never tell you that sometimes, he fantasizes about you overstimulating him until he's crying and begging. he wants to feel just powerless beneath your hands. he wants you to degrade him and then tell him how pretty he is as he cums once again. he wants to whine as you crawl on his lap to straddle one of his dicks, sliding the puffy tip in your wet cunt and telling him how well he's been as you wipe his tear-stricken face, pressing your lips against his and swallowing his moans.

e : experience

neuvillette, despite being older than a millennia, doesn't have that much experience when it comes to sex. his inexperience comes as an insecurity, thinking it'd make him appear weak to you. he knows how to mate, of course, but when it comes to the modern ways of intimacy, you have to teach him those.

f : favorite position

neuvillette's favorite position would definitely be one where he can see your face. he wants to look into your eyes even if that makes him embarrassed at times, he wants to make you feel the love he has for you. something like cowgirl's helper when he's on the submissive side, and cat position when he's feeling more dominant.

g : goofy

neuvillette takes sex very seriously and he acts according to that. he most probably definitely won't understand if you make some kind of joke during it. he's either crying from pleasure or fully focused on pleasuring you, there is no inbetween.

h : hair

neuvillette, i think, doesn't have hair growing below. it's more like blue scales getting slightly apparent on his skin down there, harder to the touch yet pretty like the rest of neuvillette. he doesn't care whether you are well-groomed or not, it really makes no difference for him.

i : intimacy

neuvillette, like i said, views sex as a very intimate and romantic act. he finds the idea of being pressed skin against skin with you so comforting. the fact that you're willing to bare yourself to him as he does to you is immaculate for neuvillette. he wouldn't ever do it with just anyone, he wants it because it's you and you only. almost everytime, he's whispering in your ear how much he loves you, how glad he is to be able to be one with you, eyes teary with affection.

j : jack off

neuvillette wasn't used to the concept of masturbation. that is, of course, until he had you as his lover. neuvillette's work consumes most of his time, so it's not become so rare that he touches himself to the thought of you in his office if it's been a long time since he last saw you. he shames himself for it even if you already told him it was okay to do so. he misses you so much that he can't help the bulge growing in his pants.

k : kink

neuvillette is not really a kinky person.

‎ ‎ ‎ double penetration : the idea of pushing all of himself inside you at once drives neuvillette insane. he would never be the one to propose the idea, but he'd be a liar if he said he never fantasized about it. stretching your wet lips as both of his cocks press inside. he can't help but get hard at the thought of you taking all of him in different ways. he knows he, as a dragon, can be too intense for you sometimes- he would never try to do so and hurt you. unless, of course, you beg the chief justice for it.

‎ ‎ ‎ sir : neuvillette could never believe what others call him on a daily basis would turn him on so much when it came from your mouth. sir, monsieur, my lord- it doesn't matter. he just gets off to you treating him like what he is, an authority. he only demands it when he's particularly stressed out.

‎ ‎ ‎ breeding : take a look at this man and tell me he's not into breeding. he wants to breed and to be bred, to have a family with you. he wants to impregnate you so bad, yet when the thought is discussed, his cheeks take on a light shade of pink.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ pegging : neuvillette feels so vulnerable when you push inside of him, one of the most powerful beings in teyvat reduced into a moaning mess beneath you. he's whining and blabbering something you can't understand, you hitting that one spot inside him making his mind numb with pleasure. he definitely did not now he was into pegging before you came along and suggested it.

‎ ‎ ‎ crying : neuvillette. cries. during. it. whether because it's too pleasant or too much, his eyes are watery with tears threatening to fall. he never wants to make you cry, but hell, seeing you in tears from ecstasy makes his dicks twitch. would lick your tears up with pleasure if you let him.

l : location

neuvillette prefers the safety and privacy of your home. he thinks these things should happen in the bedroom and bedroom only. his mind quickly changes once he takes a showet with you, the water surrounding your bodies as he pushes inside of you. also will do it in his office if you demand it, but is very careful to lock any and every doors. he is only yours and you are only his to see.

m : motivation

neuvillette doesn't need anything but sweet whispers from you to continue. the fact that he's the one who pleasures you, the fact that he's the one you want to do this with makes him happier than you could ever imagine.

n : no

neuvillette is a large man. for beginners, he's a dragon. he knows of how powerful he is, of his strength. so anything that might involve using that strength on you is off the table.

o : oral

neuvillette would eat you out for his own pleasure. the taste of your slick makes his hips grind into the bed, begging for friction. his tongue is probably pretty long too, so good luck with that. at this point, he's not even doing it for you- it's for himself. he swears he could get drunk on your taste alone and he probably does. unfortunately or fortunately, by the time he's done and satisfied with lapping up your juices, your legs are shaking with overstimulation. he also loves receiving oral from you, moaning and whining, his words incomprehensible as he pushes your head further down- nevertheless, eating you out will always be his preference.

p : pace

neuvillette is very passionate and sensual when it comes to sex, so rough and fast thrusts won't be the usual. he wants to enjoy every last bit of it.

q : quickie

neuvillette doesn't like quickies unless it's him eating you out or you sucking him off inbetween his cases. he wants to, like i said, take his time with you.

r : risk

neuvillette is not the person if you expect risks. in fact, he's quite scared of them- unless you ask him to do so, it's unlikely for him to propose a new thing.

s : stamina

neuvillette is, a, dragon. your stamina is no match compared to his, he can and will continue for as long as you want him to.

t : toys

neuvillette is foreign to the concept of sex toys, but i don't think he'd be very against them if you proposed the idea. for neuvillette, the only thing that matters is what you want to do with him.

u : unfair

neuvillette usually doesn't tease much but when he does get in the mood to tease, he's a piece of shit at it. he acts completely nonchalant too, as if he hadn't made you cum several times before even sliding a finger inside. on the contrary, he loves to be teased. he loves when you get him so hard he can't think of anything else yet leave without doing something about it. he wants you to overstimulate him, tie him to the bed, treat him like he's miserable.

v : volume

neuvillette is a moaner and a whiner, i don't make the rules. no matter what he's doing or what you're doing, you will hear either his soft moans or high-pitched whines. this man probably fucking moans into your pussy as he eats you out.

w : wild card

neuvillette would come in his pants if you degrade him. he loves you and he loves how wonderful you make him feel, but sometimes he gets so turned on at you treating him like a worthless piece of trash. make him beg, treat him like he's a mere tool for your pleasure and oh god, neuvillette is happy to provide. whatever you want, he will do, for he can willingly be a slave for your desires.

x : x-ray

neuvillette, like i said, has two dicks. i think they're more on the scaly side, not enough to hurt but definitely enough to feel the texture. his skin also shades into a light blue for the shafts and then fades into dark blue as it goes. honestly, neuvillette has two of the prettiest dicks you can ever find. every part of this man is majestic by itself.

y : yearning

neuvillette didn't use to have that much of a sex drive before you. he's still not what you'd call someone with a high sex drive, but he definitely misses doing it after some time. he doesn't need the sex, not really, it's that you're the one he's becoming one with.

z : zzz

neuvillette has the most peaceful sleep ever if he's in your arms or there's you in his arms. especially after sex, he gets so clingy and cuddly with you. will most probably pout if you have something else to do afterwards.

reqs are open !

i mainly write for jjk, hsr & genshin ✩

[jophiel-extras]

summary :: All Might NSFW alphabet

warning :: nsfw

note :: All Might my beloved, reqs open

A = Aftercare

Toshinori becomes The Thinker after sex. He’ll stay with you until you fall asleep, but once you’re out he’ll leave. Usually, he will go on a run or sit outside for a few hours with himself. Once he’s done, he’ll come back and slip into bed with your or put together a breakfast.

B = Body part

He never really considers any of his own body parts, especially when he’s in his skinny form. If he had to pick, it would be his hands. For you, Toshi likes your face the most.

C = Cum

He always pulls out, it’s a habit. He’ll finish either on your tummy or ass.

D = Dirty secret

He’s thought about going from his skinny form to muscle whilst inside you.

E = Experience

He’s rusty but knows what’s going on. It takes a while for him to truely ease into it and not overthink his actions.

F = Favorite position

Missionary, a classic for a reason. When things get pretty heated, he’s known to enjoy taking you against a wall especially in his muscle form.

G = Goofy

Usually pretty serious and sensual. Sex with him is almost always love making and Toshi takes it seriously. There’s been moments where you’ve both had a laugh but it’s rare.

H = Hair

The carpets do match the drapes, he’s blonde through and through.

I = Intimacy

He’s quite intense about sex; deep eye contact, squeezing your hand, holding you close. It’s always special and drawn out.

J = Jack off

Since the two of you started having sex it was like a switch in Toshi’s mind was turned on. He’s horny. Often. He’s had to excuse himself from teaching to rub one out just because he can’t stop thinking of you.

K = Kink

Size difference. Even if he doesn’t know it Toshi loves being taller and generally bigger than you. He especially loves to grab your waist in his muscle form, it’s a massive thing for him. I also suspect he might enjoy the thrill of public spaces, he’d never admit it or initiate but it’s there.

L = Location

The bedroom. He’s a private man.

M = Motivation

He’s a little dense when it comes to hints, so the best way Toshi gets turned on is when you openly flirt with him and whisper dirty things in his ear.

N = No

Never ever would he hurt you. He won’t compromise on it either.

O = Oral

Enjoys giving for sure. He’s pretty good with his mouth. The way he looks at you through his dark eyes as he eats you out is something else. Also, the way he acts when getting head is insane. His hands snake through your hair and he curls up, grunting and whispering profanities.

P = Pace

Slow and sensual. Unless it’s a special occasion of course! Then he’ll poof into his muscle form and fuck you like a sex symbol.

Q = Quickie

Not the usual, but it’s happened before. Quickies are whenever he’s in a rush to do something or when you’re in a semi public setting.

R = Risk

Yes, he can be a risk taker but it makes the sex anxious. He’s got a lot of eyes on him at all time so he needs to be wary.

S = Stamina

Oh honey, he’s not done until you’re done. You think all that stamina training from his early days wouldn’t translate into sex? You’re in for a surprise.

T = Toys

He’s not a massive fan.

U = Unfair

Toshinori is not one to tease you during sex, really it’s the opposite. He’s a giver and always follows through with pleasure.

V = Volume

Lots of grunting and heavy breathing. He’s not particularly loud, but just enough to get you going.

W = Wild card

Once you gave him under the table head whilst at U.A. and it was the best blowjob ever. He thinks about it often and can’t help but get hard.

X = X-ray

Both forms he’s packing a nice 9 inches. However the girth changes slightly between forms.

Y = Yearning

If he wasn’t so busy, he’d want to sleep with you every day but alas there aren’t enough hours in the day.

Z = Zzz

He’s not good at sleeping but after a particularly tiring session, he’ll pass out.

[benkeibear]

☰ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭

⧫ Character: Draken

⧫ Reader: genderneutral

⧫ WARNINGS: afab!Reader, Sub!Reader Mentions of Sex, Breeding, Mentions of toys, rough Sex, love making

⧫ A/n: don’t want to miss a post? Sign up for my Taglist in my Navi! (This is a repost from my old blog)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ꕤ You're getting treated like a queen

ꕤ Carries you to the bathroom and runs you a bath, holds you close, gives you some snacks and water. Overall super soft and caring

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

ꕤ He likes his arms the most because he's strong. Loves the way He can easily pick you up

ꕤ on you He likes your tummy and thighs the most. They're so soft and beautiful to him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

ꕤ would like to fill you up every time

ꕤ if you don't want that He wouldn't mind releasing over your thighs if you let him

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

ꕤ The thought of sharing you with Inupi or Mikey makes him so hard, would just love to watch you get fucked by them

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

ꕤ Well. He technically knows so much which makes him experienced

ꕤ practically He doesn't have much experience but he's really good at using his knowledge and reading your body

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

ꕤ definitely the mating press. The way you look so small under him while He fills you up with his cum… He can never get enough of it

ꕤ Or ride him. Good lord, ride him! He holds onto your thighs and allows himself to fall apart, sweet soft moans

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

ꕤ He’s rather serious, wanting to focus on your pleasure

ꕤ does smile at you like a lovesick fool sometimes but that's it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

ꕤ He keeps it nice and trimmed

ꕤ tries not to have it too short so your skin won't get irritated from it

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ꕤ most times he's so loving with you, trying to set a romantic and comfortable atmosphere

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

ꕤ not much of a fan of it? He does it here and there if He feels like it but it’s really not a lot

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ꕤ the breeding kink that this man has - fills you up numerous times and fucks it right back in you

ꕤ also size kink, seeing you all small and vulnerable under him just ughhh

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ꕤ Your bedroom, the couch or if he’s feeling risky, the bike shop

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

ꕤ you talking about having a small family with him

ꕤ or when you ride on one of his bikes He just wants to rip you off of it and bend you over it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

ꕤ he's into breath play and a bit into BDSM but he would never seriously hurt you

ꕤ somnophilia - He thinks one can not consent while asleep, even if they said yes to it before, doesn't mean they can’t change their mind

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

ꕤ GIVING! There's nothing better than eating you out until you’re a dripping mess for him

ꕤ but there is something about seeing you try to take his whole length that just makes him wild

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

ꕤ mostly he's rather fast, likes positions where he can go deep

ꕤ but sometimes He just wants to split you onto his thick cock and let his anger and frustration out on you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ꕤ not that big of a fan, he can wait until you two have time to take care of each other properly

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ꕤ not that much, maybe in his bike shop after closing hours when it’s locked up

ꕤ otherwise not, doesn’t want you to be humiliated from getting caught

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

ꕤ surprisingly only 1 round

ꕤ He just can’t keep it up anymore after, almost in pain from how sensitive He is

ꕤ but if he’s especially eager He might go for more, just tell him he needs to fill you up again

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

ꕤ He doesn’t own any toys but if you’re up to it He would like to maybe get a vibrator and / or a few different sized butt plugs

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

ꕤ doesn’t like it, neither giving nor receiving

ꕤ He just doesn’t see the point of it, it’s unnecessary

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ꕤ not too loud

ꕤ small grunts and maybe a moan if He cums especially hard

ꕤ He does mumble your name or “good girl” quite a lot

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

ꕤ He actually likes it if you're dominant in bed once in a while, wanting you to use him like a toy for your very own pleasure

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

ꕤ Draken is BIG! A good 9,5-10 inches if he's really aroused and almost as thick as a coke can

ꕤ he's cut and has a cute pinkish/ red tip and a thick vein running along his underside

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

ꕤ not so high

ꕤ once a week is more than enough to him

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

ꕤ he's not really tired after

ꕤ He stays awake until you're properly taken care of and sleeping in his arms

[sanjisblackasswife]

Gojo Satoru NSFW Alphabet (Black Fem!Reader)

A/N: I’m going to approach this as close to canon Gojo as possible…well I won’t have him be viewed as a man whore in this.😭😭😭

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): Okay so…he didn’t know wtf that was until you explained it to him after about the 2nd time of you two having sex he’d just fall sleep or get up and take a shower by himself AND THEN SLEEP. Once you explained to him the importance of aftercare (It really is important, my loves) he steps it up a notch and he started off by buying you a whole mini fridge….yes a whole mini fridge and filled it up with your his favorite snacks and plenty of drinks that he restocks once a week because y’all have sex way more than you’d want to admit. Come to find out this man is so soft after sex. Gojo loves talking after sex, first he’ll ask if you’re okay, if you’re thirsty, or hungry and start a bath for you both. Once that’s done if you are still up you guys kinda just talk the rest of the night. He also loves to be held right after sex. After coming down from both of your orgasms he takes one long breath and you just cockwarm him for a moment in silence. Most of the time he tends to be rough especially after not having sex with you due to his missions so please hold this man because the last thing he’d actually want to do is hurt you for real.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): His fingers. He has naturally pretty hands, and they’re always cut low and cleaned to finger fuck you comfortably. As for you he loves your tummy and butt equally. He enjoys the softness and if he isn’t cuming on either he is resting his head on it or playing with it like a cat playing with a mouse toy. He loves to kiss, nibble, and blow raspberries on your fatty flesh to get a giggle out of you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): Okay I’m a virgin and never seen semen irl so idk if there are actually different variants and I’m too lazy too Google it KSHDHSSK He cums a lot when he’s been pent up I’ll tell you that much. Also believe it or not he doesn’t ALWAYS raw dog it. Gojo Satoru practices safe sex so you all should as well my loves! He’ll only really take off the condom if you realllllyyy beg for it, or it’s a special occasion. Either than that if he isn’t cumming in you he loves to cum on your ass. It’s so pretty he really wants to just Ingrain the image of his sticky seed dripping down your slippery cheeks forever.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Gojo loves to be dominated, and has a massive praise and degrading kink, but he’s rather die than admit that to you. He knows you’d end up using it all against him when his teasing goes too far, but the moment you pull his hair to look up at you or call him your “Good Boy” It’s over . Also, he once had a dream about you and Geto. He walked in on Geto fucking you doggy style on his bed making complete and straight eye contact with him the whole time, your mouth was drooling moaning out “Geto you’re so good! Too good!” Over and over Gojo actually woke up startled. He knew his best friend or you would ever do such a thing, but it had him in his feelings and a bit of a passive aggressive attitude towards you both for a couple weeks.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Gojo Satoru is not very experienced with sex. He knew what it was, but he never had an interest in it because he didn’t have time for it. HOWEVER. Gojo is a fast learner. Gege Even said he can do anything he tries so as for him knowing what he’s doing..he’s pretty gifted. When you both first had sex he asked a lot of questions though, “is this okay? Does this feel good? How’s that?” Which you didn’t understand why he was doing that, since he had you cumming so easily during his first try.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): He really likes any position where your legs are dangling from his shoulders. Next to his hands he developed a love for his broad shoulders only because you compliment them so much. You stroked tf out of his ego. So when your pretty manicured feet are beside his ear as he pounds away he sometimes gives your toes a lick or kiss to keep you alert as your eyes tend to unfocus.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): It really depends on his mood. 90% of the time he’ll tease and crack a joke, but if he needs to blow of steam he’s not very talkative and gets straight to the point. However the one rare time when he isn’t completely silent nor goofy, but still speaks to you during sex is when you make love.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): He is pretty, pink and hairless, you were actually shocked on how smooth he was! He didn’t quite understand why you kept touching right ABOVE his dick, but he thought your amazed face was so cute considering you were butt booty naked if front of him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): Gojo kind of had a difficultly learning to make love. You were his first for a lot so it took him a while to allow himself to accept that sometimes just being slow and sensual is best. Once he did though he started to become an open book with making love, if he wants to go slow he’ll start off with giving you a bath or a sensual massage. (That’s his favorite)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): He still Jacks Off as much as he did before you two got together which isn’t a lot just mostly in the shower or when he’s away and bored. Now that you’re with him he just teases you with jacking off videos and if not that you both tend to do a lot of mutual masturbation together on the phone.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): He loves LOVES sensory deprivation, he can’t necessarily do it on himself because of his 6 eyes but it’s moreso the trust you have for him is what turns him on. When he blindfolds you and tie you up for your body to do whatever he pleases he loves knowing you know he wouldn’t do anything to harm you. His friend Geto actually got him into edging, Gojo loves doing to himself more than you, but you suffer so much in the process. The feeling of ALMOST cuming and having it the feeling slowly die down gets him so riled up, until when finally does cum he lets out the most prettiest moan so it ends up worth it for you.

Some honorable kink mentions:

Nipple play, FLR, Food Play, Roleplay

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): Next to his own bedroom, he really loves the balcony of a high hotel suite? It has nothing to do with possibly being caught but he loves the cool air and beautiful view of the city while he bends you over the porch and has his way with you from the back.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): Touch the back of his nape right where his undercut is. Hes so sensitive there as well as under his adam’s apple. Gojo tends to get a cute nervous laugh with a mixture of a moan when you kiss or touch him in any of those areas. A few times you’ve done it for too long he started to grow in his pants.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): I know we all would love to be fucked by him and his best friend but thanks to his dream Gojo would never be into a threesome. He’s already naturally possessive over you so seeing you possibly moan from another person would piss him off. He also wouldn’t like the whole age play thing. It creeps him out and doesn’t understand why someone would want to pretend to be a younger age than they are when having sex. Yes he most definitely kink shames.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Gojo’s fucking tongue is a weapon. He knows exactly how and where to lick and suck to have to actually crying. He’s very infatuated with your clit too so he usually eats you out with your legs hitting your chest and him just sucking gently making you twitch uncontrollably since the tip of his tongue constantly bumps under the hood of your clit. He loves both, but if he had to choose one he actually loves when your mouth struggles to take him all in. You swear he is a sadist because of this but he just shrugs it off to see you choke him down some more. It honestly just rules him up more to eat you out when he’s finished because he knows how wet you get sucking his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): Deep and long strokes. The kind of strokes that knock the wind out of you each time he goes back inside. He enjoys the “oh’s!” You spill out when his cock hits just the right spot.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): He hates quickies only because he has to chose what exactly he wants and it can only be ONE. Oral sex? A quick walk fuck? Mutual masturbation? HE CANT DECIDE HE WANTS TO DO ALL OF IT, BUT THERE IS NO TIME so typically you’re the one initiating the quickies.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): Gojo doesn’t care about being seen naked by someone but you? No no. That’s for his eyes only. So public sex isn’t ideal. You do remember though when you both started having more sex Gojo would head over to Twitter and show you some videos of different positions he’d like to try. You mindlessly got wet while watching, and Gojo noticed and you both experimented most of the night.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): He’s a got damn menace he can last forever if he wanted. Between his edging and you’re begging for more all he needs is a quick 20 second breather and he’s back inside you. However an average night of sex last 40-50 minutes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): Gojo bought panties with a vibrator in it for you once. He used it on you as you both were in the mall walking around. He found it so funny how your voice would crack when speaking to a cashier or how you began to waddle a bit holding on to his arm that’s controlling the remote in his pocket. Y’all fucked in the car after that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): His personality is teasing! It’s even worse when you annoyed him(like if you were to tease him first) He’ll do such tantalizing rubs on your clit as you watch a movie, and when you buck your hips he stops moving altogether before giving your clit a firm slap so you stop moving.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): He talks so fucking much in your ear “I know baby I know”, “cum on this cock cum in this cock.”, “You like this tongue?”, but when he’s getting real into his dick pumping inside your velvet like walls or you’re riding him calling him such pretty nicknames his true moans seep through which are so pretty. He tries not to be too loud when moaning because he wants to hear you more though.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): Gojo enjoys baking. He never has time to do it because he’s always working but on his days off he likes to either bake with you or bake by himself for you. He makes the best cinnamon rolls and red velvet cakes.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): He’s 7 all around. It’s slim, very veiny, and a pretty pink tip that curves to the right a little. He never really cared about his dick size until you kept crying about how long it is. Stop stroking this mans ego.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): It’s higher than you’re accustomed to but he tries to deny it when you tell him that you both have sex too much. If he’s off the whole week you guys are having sex AT LEAST 5 days that week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Since he is on game with aftercare he doesn’t fall asleep right after anymore. Once you both are back in bed, now cleaned under the fresh sheets he likes watching you slowly start to doze off. There’s been so many sweet words he has said to you holding you close to his chest as you lightly snore that you may never hear, but it’s okay. Hopefully one day Gojo gets the courage to tell you them all.

[ashes-writing]

pietro maximoff and the filth alphabet please?

|| taglist, babes + req rules + send ?s + masterlist ||

Ooh, yes. Yes, I'd love to do this one for you, my dear sweet anon. I do love Pietro! Thank you for sending me this! I hope you enjoy!

(*) I do not have graphics made for Pietro yet, sadfaces.

Warnings;

Minors, abso-fuckin-lutely not. In addition to this warning ; female reader with female parts -from birth, cum play, oral sex, praise kink, breeding kink, hosiery, sex positions, body fluids, dominance kink, toys, voyeurism, exhibitionism, size kink, body worship, biting/choking/marking, rough sex, collaring, period sex, dacryphilia, light bondage, food play,

Taglist;

@beardedbarba @hells--angel @krys-orion and @scoobiessnacks are the only people currently listed on my Marvel taglist. If you'd like to be on it, click the link at the top or let me know and I'll add you.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

--- loves to bathe with you, will wash your hair and hold you against him. He can't keep his hands off of you and if he was rough with you, he's checking on you to make sure you're okay and you're not hurt or anything. He will carry you around if it hurts to move or you're sore too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

--- his answer would be the way the experiments gave him super speed and gave him a v.v jacked body, he loves how fit he is, tbh. He's a little cocky about it, not gonna lie.

--- thighs, lil bit of a tummy, tits and ass. LISTEN LISTEN.. this man loves a pair of thick thighs, he will happily suffocate when you ride his face, he absolutely fucking love it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

--- it's thick and there's a lot of it when he cums. He'll cum inside you and watch as it slowly drips out then he'll push it back in or fuck it back in (he shares this in common with a few others I've answered lol),

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

--- he doesn't really have any, he'll tell you whatever you want to know, all you have to do is ask.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

--- Oh, he's experienced. But he's not a pussy slayer or anything, he's still learning but damn is he good at retaining what he learns.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

--- Doggy style or missionary, esp with him on top. He loves to pin your hands or have one hand on them and the other on your hip because he loves to be in control.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

--- He can be goofy, but most of all, he's a sappy boi. He knows when to laugh and joke, but he's all about being romantic and serious 99 percent of the time. Unless it's angry fucking or jealous fucking, then he's definitely serious because he is PISSED and he's fucking into you with all his fury.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

--- He's neatly groomed and always clean down there. But he won't shave it all off, he refuses because the hair drives him crazy as it grows back in and sometimes, he just doesn't think about it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

--- He's so intimate, oh my god. He's sweet talking you and praising you, worshipping every single part of your body, kissing, soft touches.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

--- loves to take vids of himself jacking off with a cum shot and the sound on and he sends these to you when he's away from you. He's got shit timing, btw, there have been so many times you've had to leave work or class (college) or something because he's sent one and you're flustered...

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

--- breeding, dacryphilia, hosiery/knee highs / thigh highs, rough sex, light bondage, dominance, masturbation, cum play, edging / orgasm control, d*ddy kink, collaring his SO, marking, spanking, sensory play, temperature play, food play, sex toys, voyeurism, exhibitionism, size kink, does not mind having sex when you're on your period at all,

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

--- In the bed, in private BUT... if the whim arises, he'll pretty much do it anywhere, within reason.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

--- arguing, the outline of your breasts through a thin shirt, you wearing anything that belongs to him -esp his shirts, neck kisses, blow jobs, eating you out, sitting on his lap or thigh, playing with his neck, massages, lap dances, lingerie, knee high socks, licking your lips / anything to do with your mouth..

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

--- Sharing you, that's what he absolutely refuses to do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

--- This man will lick you clean and he will lay between your thighs for HOURS upon HOURS. He's fucking amazing at it too.. I mean his fingers are kind of fast enough to be a literal goddamn vibrator, so yeahhhh... Add his tongue to the party and he'll have you screaming his name, squirting -if you do that, and pulling his hair and eventually, you'll be pushing him away because the little shit just does not know when to stop and he will push you straight into overstim.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

--- Both. The answer is both. Fast and rough when it's angry/hate/jealous sex -when he's showing you exactly who owns your ass, slow and sensual and oh so loving when he's just trying to make love to you, he's very handsy and sweet -in a dominant kind of way, very soft!dom, this one is..

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

--- He's not turning down sex. Quickie, all nighter, he'll take it in any form, please and thanks.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

--- The only risk he'll take is semi public sex because the lil shit loves fucking you right up against a window or starting shit on a dance floor (with his hand up your skirt and inside your panties as he humps himself into you from behind )

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

--- JESUS.. so.. here's the thing.. Hydra's experiment essentially changed his genetic makeup, I mean.. It had to, right? So not only does he have high stamina, he doesn't need that much of a break in between rounds and as long as he can get it up, he's fucking you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

--- Edible underwear, strawberry or grape flavored. He doesn't own any toys but it's like I said, he will buy you edible underwear and use your toys on you to edge you for hours.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

--- He's loud as hell. Swearing, praising, saying the filthiest things in a growly voice against your skin. "Take it all, draga mea. Ah ah, swallow." <- will say stuff like that when he's getting head and usually, he's pulling your hair or fucking himself up into your mouth when he says it. The entire building knows both your names. If you're not being loud, it becomes his mission to make you loud, be warned.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

--- This motherfucker is needy and whiny, holy shit. Like, he will whine at you for sex / attention. But the caveat here is that he's only like this when you're both alone and he's behind closed doors. Any other time, he's more of the strong silent (silently teasing you like a little asshole, that is) type.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

--- Even before Hydra, Pietro was blessed? But since the experiments, it's thick -probably around the size of an energy drink can if I had to throw out a comparison, slightly above average length and veiny. Stands straight when he's turned on and completely hard.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

--- It varies? Like, if he's not with someone / attracted to someone, he just kind of doesn't really think about it too much but the second this asshole gets himself attached to someone, sex becomes literally every third thought in his slutty brain.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

--- It takes him a while because he likes to lie there and hold you and play with your hair or kiss on you. This can be frustrating if you're dog-tired after it's all over -you probably will be, and he's keeping you awake just a little longer but it's soooo fucking sweet.

[freelancearsonist]

please i really need a sfw alphabet about Jonathan Levy. Can you do this please???

i'm sorry this has been sitting in my inbox since august i've been going thru it 😭but thank you so much for the request 🥰 this is kind of a long one sorry i went off a little bit 😅

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

he’s like a big human golden retriever. he wants to cuddle 24/7, wants your hands petting his hair while his head’s in your lap or to be wrapped around you in bed, keeping every inch of you warm. hes always showering you with lil kisses and holding your hand. he’s kinda needy 🥹

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

he’s that best friend you don’t see yourself ever making, it kind of just happens? you learn so much from him because he has a new hyperfixation every week that he info dumps to you about. he’s also the best shoulder to cry on after a bad day 🥺

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

as mentioned above, absolutely yes. he’s convinced himself that if a single day passes without your touch, he’ll die. he tends to be the big spoon when you lay down together, but that doesn’t mean he’s opposed to being the little. anything he can get, he’ll take 😌

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

it depends. before mira? wife this man up. all he wants is someone to spoil and take care of. after mira? he has the same wants and needs, but they’re covered by a layer of doubt and fear. it takes some time for him to warm up to the idea of getting remarried after divorce.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

he’s very straight forward and he doesn’t believe in playing with people’s emotions. it might hurt, but it’s better in the long run to rip the bandaid off and start the healing process quickly.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

as previously mentioned, it depends on where he’s at in life. there’s a part of him that’s ready to propose on the first date, and part of him that knows he needs to wait. it wouldn’t surprise me if he proposed within the first year of dating, just to get a ring on your finger so everyone knows you’re taken.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

he’s a little rough around the edges, quite honestly. he’s a little rougher emotionally, especially after being divorced. he’d rather be blunt and hurt your feelings, because that’s less hurt that dragging things out (he learned this on the receiving end). physically, he’s the most gentle partner you could ask for. but he’s not opposed to getting rough if you ask nicely 😌

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

hugs 24/7. all he wants are hugs. he gives the warmest, softest, sweetest hugs and puts his whole body into it. 12/10

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

he’s ready within a week of dating usually. he knows what he wants, and he knows the type of person who fits him. if you’re it, it’s usually pretty easy for him to fall. he’ll wait a while though so as not to scare you off—either let you say it first or wait a month or two until you’re really comfortable together.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

he’s secure enough to not get jealous easily. he trusts you, despite the hurt he’s experienced in the past. and he knows you won’t hurt him. if he’s getting suspicious or finding signs, he’ll have a conversation with you and give you a chance to explain before he starts throwing accusations.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

so soft and sweet and gentle 🥹 he especially loves to trail his mouth along your neck and cover every inch of skin there. anywhere you put your mouth on him makes him melt, but especially his tummy 🥹

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

best dad ever 100000/10. he deserves all the babies

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

he’s an early raiser most of the time. he gets out of bed with the sun and makes breakfast and coffee and gets the day going. he can occasionally be convinced to sleep in with you though ☺️

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

he wants you over every night tbh. probably asks you to move in way too early just so he has you in his bed every night.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

this depends on where he's at in life. pre-/no divorce? you don't even have to ask him questions, he's telling you his whole life story. post-divorce, definitely a lot more hesitant to share himself with other people

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

the most patient. it takes a LOT to get him angry, and even then he's the quiet kind of mad. his anger rarely comes out in a very expressive form.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

he remembers everything he's ever read or heard or seen. it's almost like he's got a photographic memory, especially so when he's in a really caring and loving relationship

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

the first time you told him you loved him hands down. he was so insecure up to the moment and hearing those three words was such an instant relief.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

vvvvvvvv protective. he's a little jealous underneath all the security he tries to display in your relationship. he knows you're his, but he likes to prove it every once in a while.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

date night king tbh. like the kind of guy who goes out of his way to make sure you do something at least once a week because complacency is the first sign of breakdown and he'll be damned if he loses you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

smokes (although very infrequently and only in times of very high stress), the kind of guy who leaves dirty dishes in the sink because "they need to soak", but like in every other area he's so compulsively neat that it can be annoying at times

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

more concerned as he ages but also not too worried. he's never had any issues pulling if you know what i mean

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

oh absolutely. he's definitely a partner guy, he functions much better when he's sharing life with someone else

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

his midlife crisis is legos. i'm talking like multi-hundred dollar sets that he spends hours building. you can't tell me i'm wrong

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he's a little ocd, he needs someone who can take care of their space and make sure it stays neat. if things get too messy it's a major ick for him

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

can't sleep unless he's holding something (there's a pillow in the closet from before you moved in that is permanently shaped into an hourglass from the way he slept with his arms wrapped so tightly around it every night)

[asherloki]

NSFW alphabet with Sherlock

So the NSFW alphabet is also out! I hope you like it!

A-after care:- I believe Sherlock would kiss reader's whole face, and even pinch cheeks and all and ask "you okay?" With a pretty smile.

B-body part:- tough one because Sherlock isn't really into physical appearance, I guess he'll love all body parts of reader equally, with every flaws and perfection.

C-cum:- he likes to cum on pussy, you can't convince me otherwise, either in or if out then pussy or lower tummy of the reader for sure.

D-dirty secret:- ooohhh I think he has weakness for the faces and little sounds reader makes while he fucks hard, the helpless, pleased baby girl under him at his mercy.

E-experience :- I don't think he has much experience, he can be a virgin as well, but he's a fast learner so you know...

F-favourite position:- missionary hands down, he likes it classic, but he doesn't mind reader riding him either. Whatever it is has to be slow sensual and loving.

G-goofy:- oh he's very goody, he'd often make comments that can be funny or sexy, he likes to make reader laugh too. He's serious other times but not with reader atleast not during love making.

H- hair :- he's not well groomed all the time, the man drowns himself in work but maybe once in a blue moon he plans a romantic night for reader and that's when he likes to be well groomed.

I-intimacy :- as I said he's into missionary, he loves the intimacy. It's just reader and he. He can't have sex without love and trust. He's a man who has guards on. He'd only be intimate with reader because he only trusts and loves reader, whom, he knows won't take advantage of his vulnerability.

J-jack off:- I believe he watches porn to let his frustration off sometimes. But he does it rarely, he is into his works more.

K-kink:- I think he has praise kink, he likes to show off and likes to get compliments, also he likes to hear 'daddy' from the reader. So maybe age play. As he is the one to have the control.

L-location :- his bed ofcourse, but he can be very naughty, he'd love to fuck reader at her place, also his chair? Oh and against the bookshelf.

M-motivation :- reader wearing something that'd make her look elegant, nothing revealing, he's very much into respectful appearance and elegance so something beautiful that he'd die to touch her, readers whimpers and maybe a smirk by reader too, anything that he likes about reader.

N-no :- he dislikes BDSM, he hates to hurt the reader, he will never to anything extreme.

O-oral:- he likes to give and receive it both, that's it.

P-pace:- hmmmm, depends on how much time he and the reader has, if it's in the flat where no one will disturb them slow and sensual is his preference.

Q-quickie:- he doesn't gets much time off cases, and when he does he likes to have a slow sensual sex but there are times he would go for a quickie maybe most likely not. He doesn't have sex for the sake of having sex.

R-risk :- he likes risk in life but with reader he just wants a loving time, he may experiment with positions though, he would love to try something new (I have fascination for his handcuffs though).

S-stamina:- oh he will go for many rounds, as I said sometimes he doesn't have time off his cases but when he does he will go for rounds and rounds.

T-toys:- he may surprise reader with toys, and he'll love to try them.

U-unfair:- he's a little prankster boy, it's like after an argument he'll deny reader a good release just to punish her for being rude to him.

V-volume:- he's not loud but when he's close he can be loud.

W-wild card:- I think he'd praise reader after sex alot like "that's my princess" or maybe "you're beautiful".

X-xray:- he's probably big, but not that thinck, but who cares, when the man is this lovely.

Y-yearning:- he's not sexually driven, even in the least, since reader, he considered even having sex, but it's not his priority.

Z-zzz:- nah! This man has work, he'd cuddle reader to sleep then go out and take one of the cases that has been lying there.

[themultifandomgal]

Jay- Pregnancy Alphabet

A= Announcement (When/How do you announce your pregnant to you boss, co-workers, friends?):

Jay and I have to tell Voight straight away because of the job and because I was passing out a lot, but as we work with a bunch of detectives they all worked it out. We told my parents not long after finding out an d of course at the same time we told Will. We didn't do anything special to announce the pregnancy, we just told people verbally.

B= Baby Predictions (Who will they look like?):

Jay thinks the baby will be a girl who looks a lot like me. I had a dream that the baby was a boy, who looks like Jay, but who's to say that a dream will tell me what gender the baby will be.

C= Cravings (What cravings do you have?):

I've not really had cravings thankfully. I'm just hungry all of the time.

D= Due Date (When is the Due date?):

7th June.

E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens during the pregnancy?):

Thankfully there were no emergencies after the dizziness and passing out, but during that time Jay was so worried that he wouldn't leave me alone at all.

F= Falling (How do they react you falling or about to fall?):

As Jay was around me all of the time he was always there to help me to the floor carefully. Early on in the pregnancy though I was stood on a stool and lost my footing making me fall and hurting my hip. Of course Jay wanted to take me to Med to get checked out and although I argued that I was ok, he would have none of it.

G= Gender(s) (What gender do they want the baby to be?):

Both Jay and I don't care as long as the baby is happy and healthy.

H= Hands (Do they like to place their hands on your tummy? Do you place your hands on your tummy?):

Yes and yes. Jay was placing his hands on my stomach before I even got a bump. I however didn't notice that I would rub my tummy until later on in my pregnancy when I start to get a bump.

I= Illness (How do they react when you get sick?):

When I got a cold while pregnant Jay was very cautious about what mediations I can and can't have. He would ring up Will with a bunch of questions asking if me and the baby will be ok.

J= Job (Do you stay at work? Are you allowed to stay at work?):

Although I can't go and work actively on cases, I decided to stay and do paperwork right up until a few weeks before I have the baby. Jay stays at work right up until I have the baby.

K= Kisses (Do they like kissing your bump?):

Yes. Just like he would place his hands on my none existent bump he would also place kisses on my flat tummy.

L= Life (How has life changed while your pregnant?):

The only thing that's change it how active I am. Due to the job I was very active, on my feet a lot so sitting at a desk I have found to be very boring.

M= Movement (How do they react to feeling the baby move? How do they react to the sight of the baby kicking?):

The first time I felt the baby move I didn't realise it was the baby as it felt like my tummy was rumbling. When I properly felt the baby kick for the first time I made sure Jay got to experience it as well. He would get so excited to feel the baby move but when it came to seeing the baby moving and kicking it kinda freaked me out a little, however Jay was amazed.

N= Nesting (Do you start nesting? When do you start nesting?):

I started nesting at 7 months pregnant. Moving things around, checking dates on things and cleaning everything. Jay would tell me off a lot for not resting.

O= Outfits (When do you start buying maternity clothes? When do you start buying outfits for the baby?):

For as long as I can I just wear oversized cloths, but once leggings stopped fitting at about 6 months pregnant I had to buy maternity jeans and leggings. I stole Jays tops for a while but once they stopped fitting I just bought cheep cloths knowing that I won't be wearing maternity clothes for long.

P= Parents (When do you tell your/their parent/s. Do they give advice? Is it good advice?):

I was about 2 months pregnant when we told my parents. My mum gives me some good advice which was to not listen to others tell me how to look after my baby. If I want advice then I'll ask for it.

Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions?):

Whenever I have appointments Jay is always asking how the baby is doing, if everything's ok. He would often ring Natalie with any questions he has even if it's midnight.

R= Risk (Is there any risks during the pregnancy?):

After the passing out and dizziness it was smooth sailing.

S= Sickness (Do they you have much morning sickness? When does it start? When does it stop?):

Only a little morning sickness but it only lasted a month so when I hit 3 months pregnant I felt pretty good.

T= Talking to the Baby (Do they talk to the bump? Do you talk to the bump?):

Yes. We both talk to the baby before I even got a bump, before their ear had even developed. Jay often tells the baby how much he or she is loved already but so many people.

U= Upset (How do they act when your upset? Why do you cry over most?)

Jay just wants me to be happy, so if he sees me upset he tries to cheer me up with all my favourite things. If none of that worked he will let me cry on his shoulder until I was ready to talk.

I mainly would cry over the silliest things, like breaking a plate or puppies playing together.

V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on you? Do they make sure someone's always with you?):

Oh 100%. He won't let me be alone, if he can't be watching me then it's someone else like Erin or Will.

W= What's the plan? (What is the birthing plan?):

Natural hospital birth with little drugs as possible.

X= Xray or Ultrasound (How do they react to seeing an x-ray of the baby. Do they tear up when they see the ultrasound?):

Jay was sure what he was looking at when we went to the first ultrasound, but once we heard the babies heart beat for the first time we both cried with happiness.

Y= Yearning (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):

At first Jay think we're ready for the baby, but as the months pass we both get more nervous and scared about having a baby to look after.

Z= ZZZ (How much sleep do they get during the pregnancy? How much sleep do you get?):

Not a lot. I can't get comfortable so while I'm tossing and turning, Jay is also awake. I try not to wake him up because of work. I have to have at least 1 nap a day because I am just not sleeping at night.

[cowboycakes]

Hey dude! You know I gotta ask about our boy Johnny :D I'd love to see what you have for letters ADEZ. Please & thank you!

JULIEN!! i would love to write for our boy Johnny ♡ i hope these silly headcanons amuse you

★ DIRTY HEADCANONS WITH JOHNNY JOESTAR ★

MINORS DNI (18+)

warnings: johnny uses/rides a dildo. sub johnny. penetration/masturbation. masochism. praise kink. crying/dacryphilia (as always.) spanking. rough(ish) sex. use of crops. leaving hickies/marks. mentions of - finger sucking, nipple play, bondage, biting, oral, gags. little bit of gyjo in the first headcanon.

wc: 650

dirty a-z headcanons list

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 

Inspired by this nsfw johnny art on twitter bc it's been on my mind for fucking weeks. He's got a vivid imagination and a bad habit of thinking up dirty shit in his head. He doesn't stop his mind from wandering, either, even when he isn't alone (i.e., in public, sleeping in a tent next to Gyro, etc.) Then he'll get all embarrassed when he realizes he's hard because of it. When he does get alone, he'll sometimes play out little fantasies. He loves to involve his kinks and fetishes or pretending his giant dildo is Gyro's cock. He always starts things out slow, dedicating ample time to lubing himself up with his fingers and teasing his hole with the head of his toy. Sometimes he'll try it laying down while his legs are spread as far as he can get them, sometimes he'll try to ride on it. Either way, he gets super vocal from the second he shoves it in, panting and whining while he ruts his hips down onto his toy desperately. He'll moan into his own hand or suck on his own fingers when it all gets to be a bit much and no one is there to tell him how good he's doing :(

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) 

He's a brat who turns into a slobbering, whining, submissive little bitch by the end of it. My evidence? ↓

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E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

This is me acknowledging his canon fetish... and now I'm going to ignore it. Here's a list of Johnny kinks: Loooves praise and has a hard time admitting it. Needs you to tell him how pretty he is and how amazing he feels. Ropes and bondage. Likes to be tied up and have his mouth fucked nice n rough. Likes to wear gags or have something covering/inside of his mouth while he gets railed. He's a little masochist. Spank him. Bend him over your lap and put a crop to his ass 'til he cries cause it hurts so good. Whines and cries a lot, but that's a good sign. Also, I think Johnny is less experienced than people make him out to be. He gets nervous trying new things but ends up enjoying it more than he thought he would.

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 

Here's another list... Neck/ears: Joni fucking melts when you lick his neck and nibble on his ears. Whispering in his ear or breathing on his neck gives him chills and makes him wanna nuzzle into you a bit. Nipples: Swirl your tongue on his nipples and he's hard instantly. Likes you to keep pinching and playing with them while you two fuck. Great way to make him whimper. Tummy: I've said this before but Johnny loves tummy kisses, especially in the lower, softer part of his stomach. Gives him butterflies. Thighs: This is an area where he wants you to leave marks. When you give him hickies on his inner thighs, he'll stare at them and trace over them with his fingers for days (and look at them while he jerks off.) The reminder makes him horny. Ass: Spank it. Pinch it. Bite it. Run your hand over it gently. It's perfect, and he knows it. So pay attention to it, dammit!

i apologize for all of the self indulgent bullshit i just put in here. hope everyone can forgive me &lt;3333

[zippykinky]

Today was my first day alone.

Spurred on by Twitter, I decided to stuff myself, never mind the fact that I was already full from breakfast that I had just finished :b

There’s two mac muffins and one large glass of orange juice in there.

Despite this, I still had a very small tummy. It was time to change that.

I decided to start with 5 fiber one bars.

Ooof…I definitely felt full. This was 5 fiber one bars and a small glass of water in there. Kinda gurgly. Probably because I accidentally swallowed air too because my nose is blocked. 😅

I decided to continue with oatmeal :3

But after 4 packs of oatmeal…OOF…I felt S T U F F E D. I can barely lift my arms. Hurts a bit too. Dear lord I’m so ridiculously stuffed I don’t want to get up again. Ooof…ooof…I need belly massages…my belly is really really grumbly…oh my god 🫠

I feel like a solid mass is in my middle belly phhhew. This is exhausting 😅

I can barely walk lol

Anyway, here’s the link to the video.

God, I feel so stuffed… 🤣😅

[romanarose]

NSFW Alphabet: Santi and Laci

Wanted to do a NSFW alphabet but specifically for Santiago Garcia and Lacina Dumas from Leather and Lace bc they are horny teenagers despite being 30 and.... whatever age Santi is idk, 42? Anyway IDK who even cares about this but here you go.

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Santi always takes care of Laci, in and out of sex. There is nothing more important to him than her comfort and safety. Sex always involved lots of checking in, before, during and after. For the most part, it's Santi caring for her, since she'd the one with extensive trauma, but as we saw in the most recent bonus chapter, Laci will always take care of him too, and is cognizant of his comfort. Sex between these two is never super adventurous, but Santi will always hold her tightly, tell her how well she did, and clean her up if they made a mess.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Laci is insecure about her body, to be sure, considering how skinny and short she is. Despite how much Santi can hardly keep his hands off her, she still doesn't like her body. This is a typical response a lot of people who have experienced sexual trauma have, weird relationships with their body (this will be explored a little more in the next bonus chapter). Laci, however, loves Santi's thighs. Before they had sex, Laci frequently got off by riding him. That's not to say she doesn't love his ass too (Have you seen this man's ass? amazing) and was even caught checking out Will's in the Christmas chapter. But then theres his arms, his strong, thick arms that always make her feel so safe and protected... his tummy, they way it peaked out and spilled over the waistband of his shorts when he bent over... shit.

Santi, on the other hand, doesn't think he could pick a favorite part. Everything she's ever worn has made him feral, even when was trying to hide his feelings towards her. Even outside of sexual body parts, Santi fawns over everything about her. Her little nose, her cute hands, hell her forhead!!! Santi always kissing her forhead, even over that scar that cut into her hairline from they day he found her. You ever seen the Addams family (the black and white one, idk how it goes in the newer ones) Where Morticia does one (1) thing and Gomez goes crazy and is kissing up her hands and arms like a man possessed? Thats him. Oh, his favorite body part on himself? His ass, of course.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

As of right now, Laci is not on birth control. She decided after everything, it just was not what's best for her body. She tracks her cycle but Santi is plenty happy to take on the responsibility of birth control himself. Even when Laci says it's okay, they don't need a condom, my boy ain't taking risks with her and her health; condom every time. All this to say, there not a lot of cum play to be had. On days when Laci doesn't want intercourse (as still happens, she's not cured) Santi still, in general will cum in her mouth, or on her skin; not her face. He can't put it to words, but he doesn't want to mess up her pretty face like that.

Laci on the other hand would fucking love it. In chapter... 10? I think? Of LaL Laci sits on Santi's face and he comes all over his stomach. Laci is happy to lick it off him, smearing it all over her face.

D: Dirty Secret

Not necessarily a secret, because I can't see these two keeping much secrets, but Laci has an interest in Santi and her experimenting with rougher stuff. However, like they talked about, Santi isn't comfortable hurting her, and Laci respects that.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Both very experienced. Santi was a man whore, Laci is the first serious girlfriend he's ever had, everyone else has just been hooking up. Lots of hooking up. My dude knows what he's doing to be sure, and thusly he knows how to take care of Laci in a variety of ways.

Laci has been around. Even before she was taken and outside assaults she still has been with a lot of people. Laci just wants to be loved, so anyone that shows her just a bit of kindness, she'd let take what they want. Not that every time was bad, but most men didn't really care about her pleasure, but she used sex as a bargaining tool, a reward for being nice. That's why she kissed Santi the first day she moved in with him; he was nice to her, she so figured she had to give him her body. When it comes to actual loving, pleasureful sex with an actual kind and caring partner who doesn't leave right away or hurt her, that she has little experience with.

F: Favorite Position

When it comes to intercourse, its missionary for both of them. Giant fucking saps, they like feeling so close, gazing into each others eyes smiling and giggling and whispering praises. to each other. When intercourse isn't involved, a go-to is Santi eating her out while grinding on the bed until he comes in his pants.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)  

Oh most definitely. These two are, as Mona and I constantly say, horny teenagers. BUT they are very much in love, and very very happy together, this leads to lots of giggling and grinning. that is if Laci isn't too subby. Sometimes she just needs her daddy to take care of her.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Although Santi insists she doesn't have to shave if she doesn't want to, she still shaved the bikini line and keeps things trim. Laci doesn't really care about Santi's grooming since she knows he's plenty through in the shower, but Santi returns the same curtesy, mildly trimming.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Holy fuck, very intimate. God I want sex like I write these two having ;-;. The amount of face touching, tender kisses, words of adoration I just caaaaaant

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Both Laci and Santi admited to masturbating to the thought of each other before they got together. When Laci doesn't want to have intercourse, the other ways the two have sex often involve Santi jacking himself off, or her jacking him. Laci never has much need to touch herself, as Santi is generally raring to go, but that's not to say she hasn't when she cant sleep or when Santi wants to watch.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Not a whole fucking lot

Daddy kink absolutely, but I wouldn't say its full dd/lg or little space or anything. Laci can act what some people consider childish, but that literally me, Im giggly, I skip around, im goofy. Laci ha had a rough life so yeah, she likes to enjoy things, but that not out of an age plaything. Santi likes being her daddy because he likes taking care of her. There are no punishments, no orgasm denial, no dressing up, anything you usually see in that scene. But yeah, she absolutely calls him daddy.

Considering what she's been through, anything involving pain, tying up, degredation etc is a huge no

BUT! praise is in full force.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Bed. Just like missionary, these two keep it simple. Santi always wants her to feel comfortable, and Laci loves the romanticism of it... however.

Don't tell Will, but Santi has had her on every surface, chair, floor, washing machine...

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Santi is pussy drunk. She's step out in a perfectly normal dress and next thing she know she's being dragged back into the bedroom and her skirt hiked up as Santi's tongue dives into her.

Sometimes, it happens when he see's her perfectly, wholly, inexplicably happy

Laci likes to think she's not as bad; but thats because Santi's usally making the first move. She's no better. The second that man reaching up on the top shelf for her (and several shelves lower bc that girl cant reach shit. He had rearrange his kitchen just so she could cook without climbing up on the counter every five minuets.) if his t-shirt pulls up and she sees a peak of his tummy, its game over.

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Santi will not hurt her. Even if she wanted it, there was no part of him that desired to do that. Not that he judged anyone else; He's seen Jana and Frankie's sex closet accidentally, it's none of his business. And it's not that he's never played around with rougher sex before; he's slapped and choked and manhandled. But Laci's been through inexpressible trauma, and he wouldn't want to trigger something, and he never wants to be lumped in with the others who've harmed her.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Easy peasy, Santi could spend the entire day with his face between her legs if she'd let him. They spent months only doing oral/outtercorse before Laci was ready for more and Santi told Frankie early on that he wasn't sure she'd ever be ready for sex, and he was ready to accept that, content with their sex life as is.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)  

Slow and sensual. Not to say Santi doesn't pick up the pace, especially if Laci asked him too (he always promised he would never make her beg.) but sensual was his go to.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

100% down for quickies, they do it a lot. When they can squeeze one in, they will.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  

No. Santi does not take risks with Laci. Slight experiments like Laci telling him to cum for mommy, and putting her fingers in his mouth, sure, but that's usually led by Laci.

Santi does not do anything new without consent, ever, even small things.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Let's be honest here, my dude is in his early 40's. not saying thats OLD old, but he's not 20 anymore. He can still go a few rounds in general, but he's gonna need a min.

Santi had prematurely cum on more than one occasion, Laci tends to get him like that quite a bit, but don't you worry, even if he comes 5 minutes in, he'll always take care of her.

Laci, however, doesn't generally want to go rounds, doesnt want marathons. She likes sex as it is, feeling natural. If they do go for round two, although she's a bit of a pillow princess, she will try to get Santi to let her ride him. She learned pretty quickly two rounds will fuck up his knees, and she doesn't want his knees hurting.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Ima be straight up again. Not right now. Santi's thought about it, but Laci doesn't generally seem to want earth shattering, overstimulating, world rocking orgasms. Sometimes, yeah, but she's sensitive, preferring to keep things simple.

But further down the line, I can see them getting a simple vibrator

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

"Oh baby, I'll never make you beg"

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

For Santi, volume-wise he isn't too loud, he never wants to shout or startle her, but he always makes sure his appreciation was known, Santi is known for his dirty mouth in sex, and that alone could get Laci off. And has.

Laci is loouuuddd. When no one else is in their home (so many people use that guest bedroom oh my god) she goes OFF

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Not exactly Santi and Laci but in chapter 11, Frankie heard Laci call him daddy, and he has never let it go. He's never told Ben or Will, just out of respect for Laci and her modesty around sex, but whenever he needs one over of Santi, he just calls him daddy and he wins.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Santi, as I think we all know got it going on. It's nothing crazy, not like Frankie, but Laci goes crazy for his dick.

Laci had to get put on anti-biotitcs when she came back to the US, but everything cleared up just fine and she's perfectly healthy. Santi cannot get enough of how she tastes, and could go down on her for hours if she let him.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

These two are insane. Half the time when Laci steps out in a new outfit, 5 minuets later it's on the floor and she'll have to redress. Santi is no better. We'll see down the line, Santi takes off his shirt while competing with Jana over beanbags, and Laci's eyes just about bug out of her head as she drags him inside. However, Laci doesn't generally like to go for multiple rounds or marathon sex, she doesn't like the overstimulation.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Laci is out like a LIGHT. If she's on top, riding his thigh or cowgirl, once she comes, she's slumped over him, quickly and safely wrapped in his arms and is already dozing off. Santi will carefully lay her down, tucking her in as they talk if she doesn't go to bed imminently.

Santi has struggled to sleep most of his life. He spent his childhood very stressed about money and his dad leaving, and the military didn't help this. Quickly, however, he finds Laci helps him sleep. Not even just after sex, but in general he finds he can finally sleep with her. After sex, Santi knows she's going to sleep fast. Sometimes she'll fall asleep right away or when he's still inside her, but he tries to wake her up to use the bathroom. Santi always cleans her up if needed, pulls a t-shirt over her even if she's asleep, and sweats if it's cold, then cuddles up next to his precious girl. Once he's sure she's out and doesn't seem to be having any nightmares, he's out too.

[mylittlemystery]

A-Y with Freddy from fnaf sb please 👁👄👁

Sure thing, darling! These responses will most likely be growing shorter overtime because I don't want to burn myself out. (✿◠‿◠)

A: Aftercare | What is their aftercare like after a heavy round of tickling?:)

He asks you a whole bunch of different questions as he rubs your back, things like if you need a drink of water or a moment to lie down - all that sweet stuff, ya know. He worries a whole lot more than he needs to, so you might have to reassure him that you're okay multiple times. '^^

B: Bondage | How do they react to bondage, do they enjoy it and if yes, what is their favorite pose?

Nah, he doesn't like being tied up. It makes his servos and wires feel all types of weird, so he usually just prefers to sort of hold back his squirming on his own so he doesn't accidentally hurt the 'ler. As such, he doesn't like tying anyone up either. He prefers to just rest them in his lap while he tickles them. :)

C: Chase | What are their chances in a chase, both as a lee and ler?

As a 'lee, he won't run away from somebody if he knows they want to tickle him. In fact, he'll even sit down in order to make it easier for them. He doesn't mind being tickled by those he's close to (he actually enjoys it quite a bit), so he won't try to actively avoid it.

As a 'ler, he prefers to play Hide and Seek with his 'lee rather than outright chasing them. It's one of those games that he's really good at (probably because it's worked into his coding), and he makes a big show of pretending to not know where they are even when he can hear their anticipatory giggles. :3

D: Death Spot | What is their most ticklish spot?

It's his tummy! He's had a couple of times where he's almost burst out giggling when Gregory was hiding in there. :3c

E: Expression | How do they express their wish to tickle/be tickled?

When he wants to tickle somebody, he'll start to flex his fingers preemptively and say something along the lines of the Tickle Monster being around for a surprise visit. Not only does this prove to be very flustering to the potential 'lee, it also gives them the opportunity to say no if they want to.

When he wants to be tickled, you'll notice that he's wrapping his arms around his midsection so that he can fidget with his hands in front of him. He can almost feel the sensation since he's thinking about it so much, so it's an attempt to defend his worst spot before anything even happens (this sweetie, I swear to God).

F: Fight | What is their behavior in a tickle fight like?

He usually acts as the sort of overseer for these, making sure none of the more fragile (human) contenders don't accidentally wind up getting injured. He occasionally joins in, but he's more typically the umpire.

G: Gentle | How do they react to gentle tickles?

Oh my gosh, they make his ears start to twitch slightly in this absolutely adorable display. <3 He sits there trying not to squirm away from the 'ler's fingers because he doesn't actually want the physical contact to stop (bless his heart), and he'll clap a hand over his muzzle if his chortles start getting a little loud.

H: Habits | As a lee/ler or both, do they have specific habits when it comes to tickling?

As a 'lee, his fingers and feet start to tap out these little rhythms after he's been laughing for awhile. It's a little sign that he's starting to have just a bit of trouble holding back his physical struggling, so he's gotta expel that extra energy in whatever small ways he can.

As a 'ler, he tends to touch the 'lee's face a lot. Whether it be brushing away any free flying strands of hair or booping their nose, at least one of his hands is typically in that general region.

I: Interrogation | How well would they handle a tickle interrogation?

Oh Lord, I don't think he'd be able to last for all that long. 💔 He'd try his absolute best, but this sweetheart is far too easily flustered to be able to hold back certain information while he's being embarrassed out of his mind. Bless his heart. <3

J: Joy | Their absolute favorite thing about tickling?

It's the way it can strengthen his bonds with others. He values his relationships with other individuals above everything else, so the fact that such a playful activity filled with laughter can deepen said relationships is something he utterly adores.

K: Killer Move | As a ler, do they have special skills to use against their lees and drive them crazy with?

He's really good at those teasy ass nursery rhymes that are used during tickling, especially Round and Round the Garden (obviously). He makes sure to time his movements with his speech, even going so far as to drag out his touches when he does so with his words, which can be very flustering to the 'lee involved. '^^

L: Laughter | What does their laughter sound like when they are tickled?

It's a deep and rich sound that warms you all the way to the tips of your fingers and toes, kind of like a cup of coffee on a freezing cold day. It also has a tendency to shake his whole body (along with the body of the 'ler if they're on top of him), which is very sweet to see.

M: Mornings | Their tickle behavior during mornings?

If any of his fellow animatronics or human employees are having trouble getting prepared for the early shows or shifts respectively, he'll run his fingers up and down their sides to make sure they get a smile on their face. After all, it's important to keep a positive attitude in place for the kids!

N: Nights | Their tickle behavior during nights?

Gregory actually has some pretty bad nightmares when he sleeps alone, so Freddy is sure to keep a careful watch over him in order to make sure that doesn't happen. However, if the kid has already had one, he's discovered that a short bout of playful tickles is an excellent method of chasing those fears away. He's such a Dad, God bless him. <3

O: Online | Text messaging and social media, do they have some kind of online tickly behavior to tease their lee or ler with?

Once again, the company doesn't allow their robots to access the Internet or any devices that aren't strictly monitored by their own higherups, so this doesn't apply to him. :(

P: Partner In Crime | If they were to go after a lee and accept the aid of a tickle partner, who do they prefer to join hands with and why?

Glamrock Bonnie, obviously! They're really close to one another, so they'd immediately team up when a chance to tickle somebody together comes up. Bonnie usually holds the 'lee up and tickles their sides and underarms, while Freddy stands in front of the two and gets at the 'lee's midsection simultaneously. Very teasy duo to be targeted by. :3c

Q: Question | Their response to the question ‘are you ticklish’?

He would tell you the truth, but he would definitely be embarrassed about doing so. He would probably try to distract you from implementing any precaution tickles by emphasizing how impressive it is for the company to have created animatronics who can experience a biological human function, but this usually doesn't work. XD

R: Role | Lee or ler, what is generally their main role?

He is usually a 'ler due to the whole Father thing he's got going on, but he does make for a really sweet 'lee as well. :3

S: Safeword | If they were to suggest the safeword for a tickle session, which word will it be?

Trust me, you won't need a safeword when you're being tickled by him. He may be a very teasy sort of 'ler, but he always makes sure to keep things gentle and playful all throughout the ordeal. If you tell him to stop, he will do so. <3

T: Teasing | Their most favorite methods of teasing their lee/ler?

I kind of mentioned this earlier in the post, but he loves to implement the kinds of teasing that is typically applied to young children. Baby talk, nursery rhymes, and cooing are just a few of the things that he tends to keep in his wheelhouse. You can really tell how much he adores his 'lee whenever he puts any of these methods to good use, and it's honestly very endearing. <3

I honestly can't see him doing any teasing when he's the 'lee; the man is just too fucking flustered. XD

U: Unusual | Do they have some unusual tickle spots? Where?

The tip of his nose is rather ticklish, a spot that's usually overlooked (most likely because people tend to forget he can't actually sneeze). It also squeaks, so that's definitely a plus.

V: Victim | As a ler, who is their favorite lee and what makes this person their ultimate victim?

Without a doubt, this title would have to go to Gregory. The kid is practically like his son at this point, so he's the one he gravitates towards when he wants to tickle someone. He also wants to make this child laugh as much as physically possible because he's been through a whole lot in his short lifespan. 💔

W: Word | What is their reaction to the T-word? Can they say it out loud or do they get embarrassed?

Surprisingly enough, this isn't something that flusters him. He doesn't find the word itself to be embarrassing, so he can make himself say it without so much as a second thought. It's honestly pretty shocking because virtually everything else gets under his metaphorical skin...perhaps it's a programming error? XD

X: X-Over | In a crossover AU, which other fandom character would be a fitting tickle fight opponent for them and why?

Okay, hear me out: a tickle fight between Asgore Dreemurr and himself? Sign me the FUCK up, fam. I just want to see two of my favorite Dads get into a playful tickle fight with each other, you know? Wholesome as all living hell. :3

Y: YOU | Any personal self- or reader-insert tickle fantasy / headcanon to share with this character?

I would just like to be gently tickled by him before I go to bed. He has a great way of making me feel safe and like a little kid again. <3

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

CH. 5

A/N: Kill code has a no swearing function and you cant tell me i'm wrong.

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        Teleportation felt weird, his head hurt... it made his body all tingly! It felt funky. Eclipse's thoughts came to a stop, where had he heard that word before? Funny, little, T R A T I O R, brother, kind, S T U P I D, adorable, perfe- F L A W E D, WEAK. Eclipse shook his head, those words weren't fun. Funky was fun, "fuky!" it was fun to say too!

        KC looked at Eclipse, "where did you learn that?" Eclipse lifts his head off of his caretakers chest plate confusion written across his face, where had he learned it? The word, brother, popped into his head, "Buder!" he said confidently, yes he learned it from his brother! he was met with a sharp flick on the nose "don't say that" Eclipse clasped his nose in retaliation. Now KC wouldn't be able to flick his nose, "Fuky!" he was met with a sharp glare, "sorry" Eclipse was about to lay his head back down before he was abruptly set onto the floor.

        No fair! He didn't wanna walk! KC gripped his little hand tightly, dragging him down the Pizza plex hall. So many colors! those yellow bots looked neat! The bot in question turned to look at the duo, Eclipse waved, the bot went back to work. Eclipse was much too busy looking around, to think about where they were going, he never paid attention to the rest of the plex before. Something grabbed his free hand and forced him to face them, "HERE HAVE A MAP" Eclipse screamed.

        Eclipse held his new map tightly in his hand, dried tear marks prominent on his face. He tripped up the escalator, why wasn't it moving? His stomach felt icky, why did it feel icky? Something built up in his throat, it didn't feel good, he wanted it out! He stopped moving, only bending away from his gown to spit up onto the already gross carpet.  KC's grip tightened as he dragged Eclipse along making the child step in a puddle of his own sick.

        Eclipse whined, he wanted to go back to the lab! he was tired, and his tummy felt gross, his head felt gross, his foot felt gross, he felt gross! a door opened and he was suddenly assaulted by very loud music. Eclipse covered his eyes, whatever room they went to was too bright, too loud, and... too... well everything. the death grip on Eclipse's wrist readjusted so the child faced KC "I am going to collect you after this illness leaves your body, I have no time to worry about something so small" Eclipse was pushed towards the slide... wait slide? No... Eclipse turned to look at KC who was already taking his leave.

        "wai! don' foget me!" Eclipse stumbled towards the door as it slammed shut. 

        Eclipse whimpered, he pulled at the door, he pushed, it wouldn't budge. Fresh tears careened down his face as he felt pressure build up in his throat again. He wanted Harvest, he wanted the gross bowls of food, not this place! Everyone here hated him, and he hated them! Eclipse curled tightly into a ball, thumb making its way into his mouth as he nursed his heavy head on his knees. There was a thump behind him, Eclipse curled into himself, he wanted to go home.

        "HELLO! My, My, what are you doing here all by yourself? Its much more fun down in the daycare!" Eclipse whimpered as he was hoisted up into the bots arms, "Oh my goodness you're burning up friend!" Sun brought Eclipse close to his body as they carefully made their way down to the ground level, "I'm sure some medicine and a nice nap will make you feel all better!" Eclipse tried pulling away from the stupid bot, but alas tiny exhausted toddler arms could not defeat a robot designed for taking care of children. His stomach rolled at the motion, his head spinning as Sun walked.

        Eclipse gagged, the horrible feeling of bile going up his throat, "oh buddy hold on! can you hold it till we get to a bin little one?" Sun picked up the pace, at this point running to the security desks. The two hardly made it to the bin Eclipse scrunched his nose, it smelled gross. Sun gently rubbed the child's back. Much to Eclipse's dismay, he found the motion comforting and literally leaned into the enemy's hands. Sun whispered assurances in his ear as Eclipse sat poised over the bin.

        Once a few minutes went by with no more vomiting Sun carefully collected Eclipse in his arms once more, making a mental note to empty the bin. "whats your name? I don't have you logged in on my data base" Eclipse swallowed, he could tell Sun his name, it could certainly get him kicked out, no normal parent named their kid Eclipse. On the other hand he felt safe in his what could have been brother's arms. His brain couldn't think of a solid lie, so as softly as he could he whispered "Eclipse" and Sun dam near dropped him.

[thatstoomuchsoup]

First off, HELLO SOMEONE ELSE WHO LOVES THE DO.UB/E L/FE SMP and second off, I would like to raise you: soulbounds share pain so the other person feels their tummy fill up even more slowly until they're both bloated and achey

I am so sorry, I hadn't seen this ask until today (or a few days ago by the time I post this)

Alright hold on I'm gonna try to freestyle a fic out of this, for you anon

WARNING THIS IS A STUFFING KINK FIC

(Context for anyone who doesn't follow the series but is curious to read anyways- every character has a soulbound, with whom they share their health bar. Sometimes they hurt themselves on purpose to hurt their soulbound. And everyone has 3 lives before they're gone for good. Most M1necr4ft mechanics apply.)

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Pear1 snickered to herself. Or maybe it was just a massive shiver coursing through her body. This time she'd stood in the snow for so long she felt herself start to lose consciousness before she stumbled back onto the warm grass.

"I bet Sc0tt looks like a blue icy pole right now," she giggled. The thought that her estranged soulbound was desperately trying to heat up after her icy stunt brought a smile to her face.

Pear1 chose to ignore the fact that she didn't feel herself grow any warmer. That maybe Sc0tt was ignoring her, despite how low both their health was hanging. She wandered on through the woods, one stiff step in front of the other, with chattering teeth and numb fingers.

She looked up from the ground when she heard someone ahead calling her name.

"Pear1! How are you? Didn't expect to see you here this morning!" Impu1se called from his garden. Looks like she'd accidentally found her way to his and Bdu6s' mid-century modern house.

She walked towards him. "D-doing alright you know, I've been t-tormenting Sc0tt."

"Oh! Right, with the powdered snow," he gestured to her shivering. He flashed an amused smile, but P3arl couldn't help noticing the worry in his eyes.

She cackled to ease the tension. The worry deepened.

Impu1se cut off her laughter. "Pear1, why don't you come inside? Bdu6s has been hard at work with the decoration, I'm sure you're gonna love it."

She had no reason to decline.

Stone tiles formed a path to the front door, which was surrounded by a variety of vines and bushes. She entered to an open concept house, with sections divided by the floor's slight differences in elevation. For a moment, the pure white walls reminded her of how terribly cold her body still felt. Then her attention was once again grabbed by the multiple paintings on the walls, the (currently unused) cobblestone fireplace, the colorful plants growing on a shelf, the Impu1se offering her some...

"SOUP!" she shouted excitedly. That genuinely made him laugh.

"Yeah, soup! For you! It's my own recipe, I hope you'll like it."

"Woahhh, thank you so much Impu1se!" She sat down at his dining table.

The soup had a savory scent, with the distinct slight earthiness of mushrooms. Pear1 could also detect a hint of spice she couldn't place.

The first bite travelled to her stomach like a healing wave of warmth, which then spread to the rest of her body. The piercing cold was finally receding. She ditched the spoon, drinking in big gulps directly from the bowl. With each passing second she could feel her health regenerating.

Once the last drop ran down her throat, Pear1 lifted her head from the bowl and giggled. The soup had melted away her stress and left her almost in a state of bliss.

"So how is it?" asked Impu1se, walking back towards her. "Woah you ate the entire bowl already!"

She nodded, still laughing. With the cold gone she realized she might be a bit sleep deprived, which explained her current silliness.

"Impu1se I'm so happy! Your recipe's the best," she squeaked.

"Aw, thanks Pear1! I added some Oxeye daisies," he explained, "They help when you're a feeling rough."

He took the empty bowl from her. "Did you want more? You must've been very hungry to eat it all so fast."

She nodded. To be honest, she wasn't really hungry anymore, but she was feeling a chill coming back and could do with the healing properties of the soup.

"Here you go," said Impu1se as he refilled her bowl. "In fact, take as much as you need. I'll be outside helping Bdu6s set up the new pool."

She took back the filled bowl, then stuttered a "thank you" as he headed out.

She decided to make use of the spoon this time, taking her time to really taste the soup. The flavors danced on her tongue and she felt herself warm up once again.

"Mmmmmm, soup," she moaned as she slid lower into her seat. She scooped some more into her mouth.

Finishing her second bowl left Pear1 pleasantly stuffed. She sighed, satisfied, and got up to leave, when the thought of Sc0tt crossed her mind. If she left now, she'd have to wander alone again. No one other than Impu1se seemed to want her around. But right now he was busy with building, so she'd probably just be in the way. She thought of R3n, who'd pointed at her with fear and accusation in his voice.

She laughed nervously, feeling the cold creeping back in her chest. Turning around, she eyed the cauldron of soup. That delicious soup. Surely another bowl wouldn't hurt.

Once more, she worked her way through the tasty meal. Halfway through, she had to slow down, occasionally pausing to take a deeper breath.

The spoon was finally dropped in an empty bowl, and Pear1 leaned back in her chair with a sigh. She went to rest her hands on her tummy, only to be surprised as they met her shirt earlier than expected.

"I guess I did eat quite a lot, huh," she remarked as she patted her rounded belly. She felt a mild ache settle over the streched organ, and opted to give it small rubs instead.

Right now, all she wanted was to be home, taking a digestive nap. Her tower wasn't too far, she calculated, she could definitely make it if she walked slowly and carefully. Then she could lay down in her bed, with her dog Tilly...

The memory of Tilly falling to her death as Pear1 was building her tower flashed in her mind. Now the dog only had two lives left, while she was still enjoying her green life.

The ache in her chest flared up, much stronger than the one in her belly. She debated grabbing the cauldron's remaining soup. She was already so full. Her mind told her that she should stop before she made herself sick. But the soup was so good! And it made her happy. And didn't Impu1se say it would help if she was feeling rough?

She pushed down on the table and chair to get up from her seat, weighed down by her massive meal. She scooped soup into her bowl until she was staring at the empty bottom of the cauldron. She made her way back to the dining table. She looked at the spoon for a moment, before setting it aside and grabbing the bowl in both her hands.

As soon as the soup hit her tongue, Pear1 felt compelled to drink faster. Maybe if she drank fast enough, the soup could wash away her thoughts, leaving only that divine taste. She could almost ignore the way her overfull stomach restricted her lungs to shallow breaths.

Until a cramp hit her like a fist. She yelped, pulling the bowl away from her lips.

Frowning, she brought her arms protectively around her bloated middle. She tried to take a deeper breath, in vain. Then a hiccup shot through her body, hammering another nail of pain in her tummy.

"Aoww..." she whimpered pitifully.

She stayed in her chair for several minutes, hunched over with a stomachache that would flare up with a hiccup every few seconds.

Before long, the two soulbounds came back from their work on the pool.

"Hey Pear1, are you still around?" Impu1se called.

"I heard Impu1se invited you in," Bdu6s piped up behind him, "you better not have stolen anything because I will notice!" This earned him an eye roll from the bigger guy.

Embarrassed, she tried to get up and act like nothing happened. But the sudden movement worsened her cramp, forcing her to bite back a cry as she sat back down.

Impu1se noticed her first. "Oh, there you are! Hey... is everything alright?"

He walked up and crouched next to her. "Can you tell me what happened?"

She opened her mouth to say something when a hiccup ecsaped, making her wince once more.

Bdu6s, who's eyes noticed the empty cauldron, clarified the situation: "Whuh?? Did she eat all of our soup?"

Pear1 winced again, this time out of shame, but Impu1se was quick to reassure her. "No no no no, don't worry about that. Do you want me to help you get to the couch? You'll be more comfortable and we'll be able to help you better."

Another hiccup shook her, then she nodded. He helped stabilize her as they walked to the couch, keeping an arm around her as they sat down.

He placed a palm on her belly, feeling the turmoil inside.

"Wow, you really did a number on yourself," he soothed. She hiccuped, and he started rubbing in a slow, circular motion across her entire midsection.

Bdu6s chimed in. "Would you like a health potion? I can force Gri4n to give me his gunpowder, so it'll be splash and you won't have to drink it."

"No, it's alright," she spoke. "My health hasn't gone down much it just... hurts."

Bdu6s nodded, then decided to sit down next to Pear1, opposite from his soulbound.

Impu1se's rubs managed to get a few relieving burps out of Pear1. At first she'd apologize, face red as a tomato. But then Bdubs would try to "outshine" her with one of his own, and by the end she just laughed at the whole thing. Her hiccups also seemed to have stopped altogether.

Impu1se moved his hands to the sides of her tummy. He pressed in softly with his fingertips, massaging towards the center. She seemed about to nod off when he spoke:

"Pear1... I know you want to get back at Sc0tt for leaving you, but hurting yourself isn't the victory you think it is."

She blinked. "That wasn't... I wasn't trying to hurt Sc0tt." She paused, trying to think of the best way to explain. "Your soup was just that irresistible, that's all!" she added with a cheeky smile.

Impu1se was unconvinced, but let it slide. He returned to slow circular motions with his hand, until Pear1 had fallen asleep on his shoulder.

They lowered the woman onto her side, then laid her head on a pillow and tucked her in with blankets, both retrieved from Bdu6s' bed.

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C1eo nearly jumped out of her skin as Sc0tt barged into her house.

"C1eoooo, she's crazy!"

"Hello Sc0tt! Well of course you can come in, thanks for asking. Oh I'm doing great, how are you?" she said as he plomped down on a nearby stool. He placed a hand on the crest of his stomach and pinched his nose with the other.

"Save me the sarcasm please. Do you want to hear what Pear1's been doing to me?"

"Hey, you scared me, so that's on you. But of course I want to hear. Bread?" she offered.

Sc0tt made a face. "No thanks."

C1eo shrugged, taking a bite out of her loaf.

"She woke me up, I kid you not, at like 5 AM. It felt like I fell asleep in a freezer." Anger rose to his face as he recalled his brutal awakening, "The sun wasn't even up, C1eo!"

She chuckled at his exasperation. "Sorry, sorry, I'm not laughing at you." She paused. "We'll find a way to get back at her."

"Thank you," Sc0tt replied absentmindedly. He paused for a moment, stretching backwards in his chair, and C1eo suddenly noticed how taut his middle looked. She raised an eyebrow at this, but he interrupted her silent question with the rest of his story.

"Anyways, I decided not to give her the satisfaction of healing us up. If Pear1 wants to almost freeze us to death sitting in powdered snow, she has to deal with the consequences of her actions." He sighed, "When she finally caved and ate something, I thought my plan had worked, and that that would be the end of it. *Errrp* excuse me!"

At his involuntary burp, Sc0tt dramatically rolled his eyes and threw his hands in the air. C1eo held back another fit of laughter as she pieced together what was happening.

Defeated, he breathed out, "C1eo she's been stuffing her face nonstop! I can't win!"

She composed herself, sympathizing with her friend.

"How bad is it?"

"Manageable. But it's getting worse." He kneaded his swollen belly with one hand.

She got up. "I'll make you some tea. The kind that's good for stomachaches," she decided.

"You're the best!" he called back to her.

"I know!"

---

When C1eo came back with the mug, Sc0tt was lying on the floor, knees raised, hands holding his tummy. Unfortunately, her house was still pretty empty of "lying down" furniture.

"You alright?"

"Mmnnngh."

"You're not gonna die from a tummy ache."

Death stare.

"Well I've got your tea," she sat down next to him, setting the mug by his head. Once again she got nothing but a moan back.

She eyed him over for a moment. His face was pulled into a frown, and she could hear painful sounding gurgles coming from his stomach.

"That cannot be comfortable," she said. "Come sit back against me instead. You focus on drinking your tea, I'll focus on rubbing your tummy. How's that sound?"

He cracked his eyes open and nodded, then pushed himself up with a groan. Once he laid back as comfortably as possible against her frame, she started her ministrations.

"So where does it hurt more?"

"Ehmm, just below my ribs," he gulped. "It's just so tight."

"Mhm," she nodded. He took a sip of tea.

They sat in silence for a while, on the floor of C1eo's house, soothing Sc0tt's abused tummy with calloused hands and herbal tea.

He broke the silence first: "Has M4rtyn been bothering you since he shoved you into the ravine?"

"Ohhh, no," she chuckled, "he's been feeling very guilty about that."

"Good. *Errrrrp* Scuse me. Ooh that feels much better," he exhaled, closing his eyes.

She smoothed a palm over his swollen belly, feeling its curve. Sc0tt let out a happy whine, then she returned to feeling for tender spots.

He cracked his eyes open. "But how have you been feeling since then?" he asked, concerned. "He can apologize all he wants, you're still down a life."

"Well, I was angry at first, of course. Now, I can only hope that it was a jarring enough experience for him to stop acting so reckless," she sighed. "So far so good."

She added jokingly: "Turns out, when M4rtyn actually tries to survive, he can be decent at it."

He chuckled at that.

"I think you were right, Sc0tt."

"About what?"

"Your soulbound. She's CRAAAZY!" she roared.

He burst out laughing. After a moment he clutched her hand over his tummy.

"Don't make me laugh so hard!" he pleaded with a smile on his face. "It hurts!"

"As I said, you're not gonna die from a tummy ache." C1eo raised an eyebrow defiantly, then softened:

"Not while I'm here anyways."

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