#NOT having a gf!!!

[these-detestable-hands]

I hope romantic subplots go out of style in the near future

[cosmicpines]

I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

[diadraws]

so, theres a cartoon. but, get this: i've drawn the characters as weird animals. i bet youve never seen me do that before

[doctormori]

the devil made me do it

[freshydip]

[lemongogo]

dont forget what happened to icarus

[yujateaandpi]

Watched this episode then sighed and rummaged through my closet. This was my outfit for today.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[rius-cave]

That's not how you flirt Lucy

[noodles-and-tea]

I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…

[amvipod]

something about the way this part of the ARG website was written was so funny i had to draw it. “i'm literally insane” like he felt the need to clarify

(source text under cut!)

[lambandthewolf]

mindlessly groping her ass when she's spooned against me while we're watching a movie. squeezing a handful while i'm engrossed in what's on the tv when all of a sudden i hear a soft moan.

i don't realize what i'm doing to her until i feel her slowly grinding her ass against me, urging me to take this further. i tell her to pay attention to the movie while continuing to massage the soft, supple skin. soon after, i'm leaning on one arm and moving forward to press my lips against her neck while two fingers make their way to her slick opening. gathering her wetness and bringing it up to her clit to rub her where she needs me most.

the movie long forgotten now as i peek over to see her eyes fluttering shut at the sensation. just as her sighs get heavier, i pull away completely and take my time fixing her pajama shorts to their original state. i ignore a whimper of protest when i bring my attention back to the movie, stretching with a bored look on my face as if nothing happened.

[eeriedragone]

he's great to combat artblock, beware though, if you make fun if him he WILL send you his fiercest soldier 🦂

Full page below:

[hoodedjelly]

robot au that i started for my own selfish reasons and now i kinda have a story for? adding previous drawings so it can all be together.

explanation of the au below ig?

ok time for me to be completely transparent with you all, i just like robots, ford is one of my fav characters, fiddleford is engineer, boom gay robot story. it took me a while to actually think of a kinda "story" for this au, it still kinda doesn't have one, very much just a concept and aesthetic. just one rewatch of Ghost in the Shell made me want to come back to this.

but the long and short of it is: setting: future? robotically advanced 1980s? si-fi robotic future with a 1980s aesthetic over it.

STAN-13Y (stan) and STAN-F0RD (ford) were made ~30 years ago, they were both malfunctions in the eyes of their creators. stan with his programing and ford with his misprint (an extra finger on both hands). they were made for one purpose, to make millions helping the world. while ford pursued that goal since his programing was seemingly "normal", stan was thrown out for "not having any use for his program". but ford was a lot more human then people let on, only feared that those emotions he was feeling was another malfunction just like his brother. he kept it in. eventually he went off to continue his studies on his own (was trusted to do so). on the way he found B1LL a program he trusted to be downloaded into his own, it was in fact a virus. And a trusted engineer he met that works for his creators company, fiddleford mcgucket.

now heres a screenshot of a pinterest board thats the kinda vibe i was trying to go for

little scared to post this cause i feel it might be cringe but WHATEVER!!!! IM HAVING FUN!!!!

[wolvndmouth]

Okay but this Logan and this Wade

And also this Logan and this Wade

As well as this Logan and this Wade

And then this Logan and this Wade

And then this Logan and this Wade

[monobmp]

Today's doodles + BillFord I GUESS 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄