#Not a queen (10) FIN

[holylulusworld]

Not a queen (10) FIN

Summary: You are no one. What if fate makes you queen?

Pairing: King!Bucky Barnes x Queen!Reader x King!Nick (Fowler) Barnes

Warnings: dystopian world, modern royal au, pregnant reader, overprotective Nick, fluff

A/N: This last chapter will have similarities with the last chapter of Two kings.

This series takes place in the Two kings universe, at the same time. I recommend reading this story first to understand this universe better.

You can find all arcs here: Of Kings and Queens Arcs

<< Part 9

Not a queen (Arc 2) masterlist

A queen walks along the hallways next to the king. Her head held high, and the heir of the kingdom safe under her heart.

Who would’ve thought that a maid, and woman barely able to make enough money to feed her cat would carry a crown one day?

“Mouse, it’s time,” Nick wraps his arm around your shoulders as he guides you along the endless hallway of the castle. “In a week, we must travel to our friends’ castle.”

“It’s time,” you whisper. Your blood runs cold imagining that you’ll lose one of your husbands. “I don’t want to leave the castle. Can we not hide?”

“We cannot, I’m afraid.”

“I know…still,” you stop in your tracks, sighing. Nick immediately checks on you. One hand cupping your cheek, the other your swollen belly. “I’m scared.”

“Don’t be. We meet up with friends. They are just like us,” Nick wraps you in his arms, whispering soothing words. “King Steve and King Andy are like us.”

“Maybe Y/N should stay here,” Bucky looks at your belly. “She’s pregnant and we shouldn’t put her in danger. If we take her with us, she’ll be part of this.”

“Steve and Andy’s wife will be there too,” Nick argues. “At this point in our plan, I will not leave Y/N alone. She’s in more danger without us.”

“I want to go with you,” you grab Bucky’s hand, lightly squeezing it. “I’m your wife and queen. If we are going to do this, we’ll do it together.”

Bucky cups your face to press a soft kiss on your lips. “You won’t leave our side the whole time. No wandering off to look at flowers or talk to the other wives.”

“I promise to stay with you all the time,” you return his kiss and wrap your arms around his neck. “Do we have time to…”

“Always,” Nick purrs in your ear. He presses his lips to your pulse point, nibbling at your skin. “Just relax, my queen. Your king will devour you…”

“Kings,” Bucky corrects. “But rest is true…”

The journey was exhausting and long. You want to stay with your husbands, but the doctor wants you to rest. Now you’re lying on a comfortable bed, covered by a soft blanket.

“I don’t like leaving you here, mouse,” Nick runs his hand over your head. “Bucky, can I not stay here? You can go to the meeting for me.”

“Brother, we must attend the get-together, you know that.” Bucky crouches down in front of the bed. He runs his hand over yours, gently patting it. “Can we leave you with the midwife for a few hours? She will report directly to us.”

“Go and talk to your friends and allies,” you softly say. “I feel a little better. I’m a little tired, is all. Please don’t miss the chance to talk to the others.”

“We should go. The others are waiting.”

Your husbands reluctantly leave you alone in the room. Three of their knights and a midwife will keep you safe while Nick and Bucky talk to their allies to find a way to turn this world into a better place.

“I wish I could check on Y/N,” Nick whispers as the room fills with their friends and allies. “I hope she’s alright.”

Bucky nods in agreement but tries to play it cool. “I know she is. I can feel it.”

The other royals, their wives, your husbands, and you are sitting around a large table at one of the many hidden rooms in the castle.

“We all came here to talk about the future,” King Steve gets up from his chair and raises his voice to silence the people in the room.

Tony tries to ensnare Steve and Tony’s wife, earning an eye roll from Bucky and a slap to his thigh from his wife. She seems to be a fiery and strong-willed woman. She even carries a sword like a knight.

“Tony, leave the queen alone,” his wife tuts. “She has more important things to worry about than your wandering eyes.”

“My sweet petal, I would never—” Tony grumbles as his wife looks away. She crosses her arms over her chest and clicks her tongue.

Bucky laughs as Tony’s wife punches her husband’s upper arm. 

“Stark, are we ready?” Nick asks. “Stop this nonsense and talk to us. We risked our lives coming here. If anyone finds us here all together we are done for.”

“NICK!” Andy grunts, He doesn’t want to worry his wife even more, “We are safe here. No one will rat us out. You know that.”

“So…are you married too, Bucky?” Steve’s wife asks. She tries to keep the men from fighting, and Bucky admires her for the way she seems to carry herself. Your Highness?”

“She’s at the chamber you offered to us,” Bucky replies. His features soften, and he gives the queen a soft smile. She’s…” he shakes his head. 

“Our wife is not feeling well. I’m sorry. She would’ve loved meeting you today,” Nick jumps in. “You see, you’re not the only one married to two men. Twins to be precise.”

“OH! WOW!” the queen clasps one hand over your mouth. “Sorry. I meant I’d love to meet her one day.”

“Gentlemen, maybe we should get back to the topic we wanted to discuss,” Steve clears his throat, and points toward the map pinned to the wall. 

“Right,” Dean, the eldest son of the kingdom of Lebanon says. He tries to keep his voice even, but his eyes give away that he’s terrified of the future. “As Nick said, we risked our lives coming here. If someone finds my brother alive…”

“We get it, Winchester,” Tony grunts. “You are all special because you have a brother.”

“Tony,” Andy sighs deeply. “Please. Did you and your father make any progress?” Andy gives Tony a sympathetic look. “We are all sorry for your loss, you know that.”

Nick tries to blend out the conversations going on. All he can think of is you, and the baby you carry. He’s wringing his hands, hoping to see you soon.

“Nick, you need to calm down,” Bucky whispers. “I know how you feel, but we must focus now.”

“Buck, Nick-“ Steve clears his throat. He understands that his friends worry about you, but there is no time to waste. “Please listen to Tony’s explanations. Tony, would you please tell us what you and your father found out?”

Tony gets up from his chair. His hand gently slides over his wife’s back as he walks toward the map. “My father and I tried to fix the mess the war brought upon us.”

“Did you succeed, Tony?” Andy gets impatient. He wants answers, not another Tony Stark monologue. “Fill us in.”

“It was a case of trial and error, Andy,” Tony tuts. “A little more patience would suit you much better.” He grins and turns his attention back toward the map. “What we did can only be described as magic.”

“Magic?” his wife rolls her eyes. She huffs and gets up from her chair to slap the back of Tony’s head. “We’ve got no time for this nonsense, Ton’s. Just get it over with.”

“Last night you told me I need to talk more,” he argues. “Before I silenced you with my…” he trails off. “Anyways. Back to your question, Andy.”

“Good,” Andy grumbles. “Please continue.”

“Could you all stop interrupting me?” Tony cocks a brow, and the room falls silent. “Father and I, we worked our asses off. If we want to survive this revolution, we need more than a good heart and bravery. We need an advantage.”

Bucky huffs in frustration. He’s tired of listening to Tony’s endless explanations. Mostly because he only understands half of the things Stark, and his father are talking about.

A knock on the door of the secret conference room causes all of the people gathering around the table to fall silent for a moment.

“Who’s that?” Nick jumps up, hand grabbing his sword as the door slowly opens. He releases a shuddery breath when you step inside the room. You shyly glance at Nick who immediately drops the sword to rush to her side.

“What’s the matter, flower?”

“You—we…it’s all over. They are here. King Rumlow, Pierce…they are coming for us. It’s an army, Nick. I think someone told them we are here…all of us,” you whimper before passing out on your husband. Nick catches your fall to carry you toward the table.

While Nick gently cradles his wife in his arms, his brother jumps up, knocking the chair over to get a huge bag he brought with him. “Fuck, I guess times up already.”

“Steve,” Andy jumps up to close the door and lock it. “Friends, allies…the day we all feared and hoped for came earlier than expected. We all can only hope we can withstand their attack.”

Tony walks toward the window, he opens it to glance outside only to see an army slowly approaching the castle. 

His heart somersaults, but he’s not afraid. He knew this day was coming. 

“Tony…” his wife softly says.

“I know,” he closes the window and turns back around. “Well, I guess they want to test their strength. Luckily I’m not unprepared.”

“A battle was the last resort, Tony. What are we going to do now?” Steve questions. He worriedly watches his wife step toward him with tears in her eyes. “Tony?”

“We won’t go down without fighting back. That’s what we are going to do, Steve,” Tony grins. 

“No more riddles or meaningless speeches,” Bucky warns. “Time is running out on us, and our plan just went down the drain.”

“Fear not,” Tony says. He gets a strange device out. One you only ever saw in history books. “If they want a war, I’ll bring it to them…”

The End...

This is it. The end of arc 2. I know, I’m evil. You will have to read the other arcs to get to know what Tony has up his sleeve… 😈

>> Arc 3

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[finiffy]

That is.....not at all how Zyn looks like....why does she have light brown hair. It looks like I can snap her stick arms so easily

[bogleech]

TOP TEN DINOSAURUSES

maybe you're wondering my most tenned favorite dinosauruses??? The science study of dinasacacers is called "dinosaurusology" by leading experts like myself, and it is constantly changing as we make new uncoveries almost every tuesday when we find new bones in my cousin rob's garage (he hasn't thrown anything out since the 90's!) As such bear in mind that up to two facts I am about to share could become dated over the course of the next century, however as both the king and queen of science this will only be true if I'm still available to approve the new facts. If I'm dead or kind of tired then nobody will ever know what's true anymore so you should be nice to me. #10: OVIRAPTOR

OVIRAPTOR was a good model for what all dinosacans were like: it was a wrinkly lizard that slithered in filthy dirt and had difficulty standing upright because its bones were made of rocks. This is why we have the term "the stone age," so be grateful you're living in "the bone age!" Oviraptor's name means "eggs velociraptor" because it was a kind of velociraptor that stole eggs. It didn't know what to do with them because nobody invented cooking yet and raw dinosaur eggs were disgusting, so every oviraptor starved to death.

#9: IGUANADON

This was the last known photograph of IGUANA DON (not to be confused with his cousin iguana dan) when george washington invented photographs 2 million years ago. Don was an ugly disgusting hilarious lizard monster with one horn on its nose and he died because he evolved a dining room in his torso exactly the right size for 21 cavemen to walk in and eat his kidneys. This was not helped by don's instinct to sleep on a big porch under a chandelier.

#9 DIMETRODON

DIMETRODON was the most common dinosaur of jurassic, which was the fifth and final era of dinosaurs after the ice age but before the ediacaran. In fact dimetrodon was the very last dinosaur to ever exist on earth before they were all eaten to death by the ediacaran's dominant predator: a species of swirly looking weird rock. Nobody knows why these swirly looking weird rocks died out, but it's most likely because dimetrodon was so poisonous from its diet of entirely pufferfish. You can tell it was a sea dinosaur because of its fish fin! #8: PTERADACTYL

PTERODACTYL was a regular dinosaur until it got married to a species of bat and its bat wife laid a bunch of pterodactyl eggs! This woodcut is however inaccurate: flying would not be invented until president obama discovered the first airplane in 1998, so pterodactyl couldn't possibly have stayed in the air and just immediately fell. The long 900 million year reign of the pterodactyl abruptly ended when the last one finally hit the ground (it took longer in those days because the oxygen disaster made so much more air) #7 SNORKASAURUS

SNORKASAURUS was completely unique among all dinocaurs by having a really long neck. It was one of the largest creatures to ever roam the earth at over 7 feet tall, or exactly 12 meters to those of you living in Liberia or Myanmar! This is the last known photograph of snorkasaurus, giving birth to the first cavemen. Snorkasaurus went extinct because all of them did this instead of making baby snorkasauruses. This is because like all dinosaurii they had only a tiny peanut for a brain, and nobody was around to give them 'the talk' because that wasn't invented yet.

#6 SMILODON

SMILODON was a very special dinosaurn because it was the first one to stand up on its hind legs after years of rigorous exercise and weight training. By inventing this new way of walking, Smilodon made it possible for the first monkeys to evolve! This is called "convergent" evolution.

#5 BULBASAUR

BULBASAUR was a majestic and beautiful species of neopet unfortunately disliked by the scientific community because it is the reason there are no flying dinosuars. Bulbasaur was the first ever flying dyanasar ever invented, 19 billion years ago on September 10, 2001, but the project was discontinued when its first test flight ended in a tragic accident. That's right: on September 11, 2001, Bulbasaur crashed into the stock market, causing the great depression that lead to the civil war :'( now to this very day, flying dinosarers are against the law.

#4 YOSHI

YOSHI is a type of dinersaulophus called a "bird," which was actually the second attempt by early neanderthal alchemists to manufacture a street legal flying dinnersauran, but the New Zealand government realized if dinophlofbuses can fly, then bats would no longer be special, and since bats are New Zealand's only major export it would have been an economic disaster. The queen of Australia (New Zealand's largest city) ordered the CIA to sand all of the wings off of these early prototype birds. Every bird tragically went extinct when it looked down, noticed how high up it was and remembered it could not fly, activating the effects of Earth's gravitational field.

#3 ANOMALOCARIS

ANOMALOCARIS was the dinosorcerous that discovered the first primitive cave painting of a modern day crab and invented carcinisation. All the other dinanders laughed at Anomalocaris for wanting to turn into a crab, but guess what??? Every single kind of dinosaur is dead but there's a crab still alive at 29, making it the oldest person in the world. Who's FUCKING laughing now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2 EARL SINCLAIR

This is the last known photograph of Earl Sinclair, seen here as an uncredited extra in "Avatar 3: Lost in New York." Earl Sinclair was a sindonaur species that could disguise itself as a human by putting on sunglasses, a necessary adaptation in order to hide from the largest predator dancasore to ever live: Mellisuga helenae. However, near the end of the coal age, M. Helenae finally remembered that sunglasses hadn't even been invented yet. Look carefully, and you'll notice nobody is wearing sunglasses at all in this scene, making Earl Sinclair stick out like a sore thumb! If you're still having difficulty, here's a zoomed in image of this majestic thunder lizard:

Unfortunately......this wardrobe malfunction made Mr. Sinclair just as obvious to his ancient enemy, and the last Earl Sinclair's brains were sucked out on September 11, 2001, the darkest day in British history because he was the only one who knew the recipe to chicken mcnuggets (the only british food.) To this day all british people are extinct but you can still see their fossilized skeletons waiting in line at the department of motor vehicles.

#1 CONCAVENATOR

Concavenator was an Early Cretaceous carcharodontosaurid up to six meters in length with an unusual pointed crest on its back.

[dearly-somber]

20/20 Vision | j.jk

-> pairing. wolf shifter!jungkook x human!reader (f)

-> genre. slow burn, fluff, f2l (friends-to-lovers), pining, mutual pining, unrequited love, drama, high school!au, university!au, eventual romance, eventual smut

-> rating. 13+

-> w/c. 897

-> warnings. Literally nothing this is pure fluff 🥹🤍

-> a/n. Glasses!Kook origin story!! Y/N lore drop!! (P.S. This takes place before Because It’s Soft!)

-> collection. mini-series

-> started. Dec. 9th, 2023 @ 10:03

-> fin. Sun., Jan. 28th, 2024 @ 12:31

-> edited. Thurs., Feb. 1st, 2024 @ 17:44

-> divider credit. @mmadeinheavenn

You knew something was up when Jungkook—a boy who’d once spotted a squirrel in the road while driving at nearly 100kph—started squinting at the projector not even five meters in front of him.

Even though the two of you sat around the middle of your class, you’d frequently turn to find him angrily squinting at the board, struggling to read your smaller than average handwriting even though he’d never found it difficult before.

Now, sitting in your living room with homework strewn all along the floors and Jungkook nose deep his English textbook, you finally come to the conclusion that his vision might not be so 20/20 anymore.

“Jungkook,” you say concerned as he lets out a frustrated sigh, sitting upright with a frown etched deeply into his face.

“I can’t see,” he complains, groaning and rubbing at his temples. “And my head feels like it’s about to explode.”

You reach out to run your hand through his hair, biting on your lip when he unhesitatingly leans into the touch. “You can’t see?”

“No,” he pouts. “Everything’s blurry.”

“Jungkook.” You rub at his earlobe once before pulling away, searching his face with a pitying smile. “The font isn’t that small—I can read it just fine from where I’m sitting.”

He manages to look offended. “Okay. And?”

You sigh, placing your hand over his, like you’re about to deliver some bad news. For someone so smart, he can be so dumb. “I think you should see an optometrist.”

His doe eyes widen. “No,” he whispers, genuinely afraid-sounding.

You smile apologetically and pat his hand.

He pulls away from you to press the palms of his hands into his eyes, fake-crying into them like the drama-queen he is. “Fuck,” he whines.

You push up from the kitchen table and walk around to massage his shoulders, as if he’s a football player getting hyped up before his next big game. “It’s okay,” you soothe.

“I need glasses?” He sounds so sad, you can’t help but laugh a little.

“It’s not the end of the world!” you laugh. “Besides, I think it’ll suit you.“

“But what about soccer? I can’t play with glasses, they’ll get broken, or, or—“

“Contacts are a thing, remember?”

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Now, a couple of days later, you knock on the packhouse doors with an eager smile, greeting Jimin with a long hug. “Is Jungkook home yet?”

“Yeah, he’s upstairs.”

“Thanks!”

The way to Jungkook’s room is a familiar one. As soon as you enter the pack house you turn right and head a single flight of stairs to the second floor where all the rooms and main bathrooms are. What is new, is all the various pictures hanging on the wall.

You take a moment to admire the new frames you assume either Seokjin or Rosé hung up between today and the last time you were here (around three days ago, now), smiling fondly at the closeness and joy in each picture.

It’s a large 24x48 canvas framed in a beautiful burgundy wood with golden highlights (which seem to have been painted on by hand), and it makes your heart stop.

It’s of a photo you took with the pack a few days after your birthday.

Your heart aches sweetly at the sight of Yoongi with his arms wrapped brotherly around your shoulders, free arm hoisting his whiskey into the air, a large grin on his face. Next to him is Jungkook, both hands in the air, yelling at the top of his lungs with one of those bottled glasses of coke. And around you, the rest of the pack.

Rosé and Jennie crouched beneath you, forming hearts with their arms on either side of your legs; Jisoo, Hoseok, Jin and Taehyung laughing at their brothers off to the side; Lisa yelling at the top of her lungs while being carried bridal style by Namjoon; Jimin on the floor at Rosé and Jennie’s feet, slightly blurred around the edges from setting up the camera.

It was the best night of your life.

“Y/N?”

“Hm?” You look at Jungkook with a smile on your face, which quickly turns into an appreciative grin. “Why, look at you!”

Jungkook laughs shyly, reaching up to self-consciously push his glasses further up his nose. It’s a simple frame: black metal, kind of large but not overly so, a little boxy.

“It looks good!” you say as you finally make your way up the stairs, giving him a quick side hug before making your way to his room.

“You think so?” He holds the door open for you and then lets it slide halfway closed, joining you on the edge of his bed where you’ve already taken up one of his controllers.

“Definitely. Really frames your face.”

He groans. “Not you, too. Jin hyung’s been making glasses jokes all day.”

You laugh, nudging him in his side while starting up It Takes Two (a game you’d asked him to get so you could play together). “I would too, Four Eyes.”

He growls, not even giving you time to think before his hands are at your sides.

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Downstairs, Jimin shakes his head at your loud pleas for mercy and defeating scream-laughter with a fond smile, handing Jin another plate to dry off. “I wish those two would get together already.”

“Patience,” Seokjin chides with an equally fond grin. “They’ll figure it out eventually.”

[cheetah-roll]

I love fanon Codfather Jimmy designs sm

I’ve seen a lot of really creative one’s out there. We as a fandom have had to be creative because all the man gave us to work with was this.

Bro literally just made his clothes green, slapped some slime on, and called it a day. I mean, we have his custom armor, but c’mon man- 😭😭

I’ll show you guys my design for him some other time, but here are some headcanons for Jimmy, Lizzie, and just merfolk in general.

Jimmy has long hair that falls around his shoulders. Merfolk usually keep their hair very long. Lizzie’s hair is super long and goes down to her knees. Merfolk are also one of the tallest species in Empires. Female merfolk are typically taller than males. Merfolk royalty are taller than the others. Most merfolk are 7-8 feet, while the royal family is 8-10. Jimmy is short for his species.

Like Lizzie, Jimmy does actually look like a fish. He has brown scales like a cod, fins, gills, a tail, webbed hands, sharp teeth, and claws. Merfolk all look like specific kinds of fish or sea creatures.

There are many small sea creatures that have latched on to Lizzie such as barnacles, coral, and starfish. When she goes on land, they don’t dry out because of the moisture on her scales and Ocean Queen stuff ig. Merfolk can’t leave the water for too long. They can spend a decent amount of time (8 hours) on land before they begin to dry out.

Lizzie and Jimmy’s mother was the former Goddess and Queen of the Ocean. She passed away shortly after laying her two eggs. Lizzie and Jimmy were her only children. After she died, she passed on her role as goddess to Lizzie. Any extra magic was given to Jimmy, and he became a god of sorts as well, just a lesser one/demigod. The seablings mother was the first and only Ocean Goddess/Queen for many years. When she passed, the merfolk were left without a ruler for a while. Lizzie didn’t go rule them because she was deep under the ocean waiting for Jimmy to hatch. She waited for thousands of years. The merfolk didn’t have a ruler for a long, long time, and had instead appointed many acting rulers while they waited for their Queen. During the events of Empires, when Lizzie became the Ocean Queen, the merfolk hadn’t seen their original ruler for centuries, so they assumed that Lizzie was the original goddess and had come back. They didn’t know that she was her daughter.

This is probably a mess and definitely has quite a few plot holes lmao

Designs for just MCYT characters in general are so cool. Like, all we have to work with are pixels and people are so freaking creative with their designs.

[woollyrhinocrafts]

I finished this last weekend, but I held off sharing because I didn't want her to overshadow my shop update and bags that I've been aggressively posting!

BUT HERE SHE IS: Meleys, The Red Queen! In yarn!

Pattern by Megan Lapp of Crafty Intentions - "Large Wyvern" available here.

The 'Large' is no joke! I'm sorry I didn't include anything for scale in my pictures (unless you count the leaves). If I stretch her wings out, her wing span is over 3'. She took almost three 7 oz skeins of worsted yarn and I used an awful lot of 2mm armature wire. I should have used 3mm for some parts (elbows and legs) because I ended up having to quadruple (or more) the wire in places to support the weight of the yarn. Instead of the single ridge of back spikes down the neck and back in the pattern, I decided to give her a smooth back and two shorter spike ridges just on her neck. I thought about a third ridge but decided against it. Her eyes are white, which I thought looked good with the red.

In my mind, she is a simplified yarn interpretation of (show) Meleys. (Book) Meleys had pink wing membranes. I wanted to use this bright af red and there isn't a pink that looked good with it imo, so solid red!

I'd really like to make a second one in pink ombre yarn maybe with some black. Yeah, I want to make Morning, if you're a nerd and have read Fire and Blood. This took forever though and I can't in good conscience make another one for myself just yet because I have to work on making things for other people for money.

Can you commission one of these from me? Yes, you can. But it will not be cheap. This pattern is not something to be trifled with. It's a lot of yarn and A LOT of time - at least a week of solid work, and I'm talking 8-10 hour days. I will not do one of these for you for less than $700. Seriously. If you're interested, I'm willing to make little customizations too like if you want fin details instead of spikes down the back and at the tail tip (e.g. Seasmoke) - this will cost more. Black will also cost more. Message me on Facebook for commissions.

I would love love love to make Sunfyre for someone in yellow-gold with pink wings...just sayin.

[kotikaleo]

Sketch a day 6

Yeah I skipped a whole bunch of days, life is life BEHOLD!!!!

LIZARS!

I designed only few for now, there is more to come (with 13 in total *dies*) But yeah I tried my best and I put a lot of thought into them!

more rambelings about designs and a bit of lore and what character they are under the cut:

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General facts about lizards:

All lizards have tails and antenna (some squshy some not so much)

they are incredibly proud. Just in general and have a big pride in them being strong and dangerous and beiing predators. That's why every single lizard have a danger symbol somwehe on them, will it be neclase, shirt patch, button... and so on.

but even with that they try to have good relationship with other hybrids, after all they all work together for better future of all of them

fuck the pronouns, there is only one pronoun in their language, any pronouns in other languages will be ok

actuall lizards do exist in this universe as well they are just wild animals that are like monkeys to us, and are wel... like crocodiles?? you know

And the ones you see here are just specific characters (even tho they don't have proper names). There are multiple pink, red, cyan, yellow and so on lizards, same as I'm sure there are multiple white, red, blue and other colored slugcats.

Pink one looks like most average character we all made once. it's literally hoodie jeans and sneakers, there in nowhere more avarege to go, pink one really goes Just A Guy™ and that's the whole point. Been doing football since 10  not because they are any good at it. Collage student

Blue one is a bit more interecting, you know it's like when you redesign your first character, and you want to keep the simplisicy but also more detailes and less flat. Two blue 'fins' go al along the spine. Also play foorball with pink but they are actually better at it than pink. Same collage with pink

Red is slay. That-s it. They are the King and the Queen and all above and hot and sexy because I said so. Very tall btw, they are like 2m tall, could kill you with their tail and will not apologize and also wears heels, because being 2m tall isn't enough. Sassy bitch. I love them. Also they have red thingies on the back same as on the tail (that's why their back is open, but cover it with a cloak)

Green is a chill guy, but hits like a truck, so do not anger them (whick is more than possible, it's not like they are an ocean of patience). Also can kill you with a tail and not notice. Also I have not decided fully but probably some kind of armycore or something military is def about them. necklase is made out of bronze

Strawbery is my fanourite cat boy of this groop! They are like actual cat boy!!! Their ears are same shape and same softness as the ears of slugcats, so yeah! certified cat! Cutie doll that will puch you in a face, you know what, from now on they are streamer or something like that, becasue I can. With pink gaming set up, yes.

[thepiratefish]

!!!JRWI HEADCANNONS!!!

Mainly the entire riptide crew, but John n Caspian r mentioned :3

1: (Before the Black Sea) If it got really cold at night, Chip would go to the area where the rest of the crew sleeps and just sleep in a corner becuase their room dosent have any heaters so he sleeps their becuase he radiates heat.

2: Erals' wife was named Cherry, so wherever he goes he has a little badge with the picture of a cherry on it, he usually keeps it in his pocket.

3: Since some tritons can be born with tails, I like to think Jay crafted / designed gillion a robotic tail, It holds all his spare equipment +Including his shell.

4: Gryffon has a hard time sleeping, but ever since Queen joined the crew he's managed to sleep better becuase they play a soft tune before going to bed.

5: Alphonze would teach ollie how to steer the ship / take care of the ship before the Electradon attack.

6: Gillion is Platonic / romantic (your choice) partners with Caspian and John, and they all wear rings that represent the other two.

7: Drey and Fin are usually reading / painting when not helping with the ship and eventually Eral got wrapped into it but only cuz Fin convinced him to try it out.

8: Gryffons is really good at chess, He doesn't even know how to play, but he always managed to beat the others without breaking any of the rules (the only one he can't beat is pretzel).

9: The colorful cracks and scars Igneous has glow if he's embarrassed or excited. +Chips tattos heating up for the same thing.

10: Ollie wanted to have fire tattos like Chip, so Alphonze would occasionally find facepaint and paint Ollie's face with it so it looked like they also had fire tattos.

11: Igneous ends up being really good freinds with Alphonze.

12: Ollie has probably done a bunch of drawings of the crew and hung them up in his room / made a journal talking about their adventures.

13: When Igneous first meets Ollie (Ik theirs a chance they might not get out of the Black sea, but I am projecting). He thinks he's Chips kid because he looks like a miniture version of him and asks Chip if he was really going to propose to him without mentioning he has a kid. +Leading to funny shenanigans.

14: Alphonze and Gryffon act like the crews dads and the old men act like the grandparents, Queen is the Wine Aunt.

15: Jay becomes absolutely unhinged if she doesn't have coffee, Alphonze will never forget the day he felt Fear for the first time.

[cluecrewplaythru]

It's Here Folks: the ClueCrewPlayThru Schedule!

After three years, the ClueCrewPlayThru is back! This list was ordered using a random number wheel that I found on Google. This year the two Dossier games are included as well. Mark your calendars!

Week 1: Curse of Blackmoor Manor (cur)

Week 2: Trail of the Twister (tot)

Week 3: Danger by Design (dan)

Week 4: Haunting of Castle Malloy (hau)

Week 5: Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake (dog)

Week 6: Phantom of Venice (ven)

Week 7: Secret of the Old Clock (clk)

Week 8: The Captive Curse (cap)

Week 9: Message in a Haunted Mansion (mhm)

Week 10: Creature of Kapu Cave (cre)

Week 11: Shadow at the Water's Edge (saw)

Week 12: The Deadly Device (ded)

Week 13: Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon (trn)

Week 14: Lights, Camera, Curses! (lcc)

Week 15: Secret of the Scarlet Hand (ssh)

Week 16: Warnings at Waverly Academy (wac)

Week 17: The Shattered Medallion (med)

Week 18: Ghost of Thornton Hall (gth)

Week 19: Secret of Shadow Ranch (sha)

Week 20: Resorting to Danger (res)

Week 21: Treasure in a Royal Tower (trt)

Week 22: Secrets Can Kill (sck)

Week 23: Alibi In Ashes (ash)

Week 24: Legend of the Crystal Skull (cry)

Week 25: Labyrinth of Lies (lie)

Week 26: The Final Scene (fin)

Week 27: Tomb of the Lost Queen (tmb)

Week 28: The Haunted Carousel (car)

Week 29: Stay Tuned for Danger (stfd)

Week 30: Sea of Darkness (sea)

Week 31: Ransom of the Seven Ships (ran)

Week 32: White Wolf of Icicle Creek (ice)

Week 33: The Silent Spy (spy)

Week 34 - October 8th

Danger on Deception Island (ddi)

[glorianas]

On Sept 7, between three and four o'clock p.m., the Queen was delivered of a fair lady, for whom Te Deum was incontinently sung. The mayor, Sir Stephen Pecock, with his brethren and 40 of the chief citizens, were ordered to be at the christening on the Wednesday following ; on which day the mayor and council, in scarlet, with their collars, rowed to Greenwich, and the citizens went in another barge [...]" 'Henry VIII: September 1533, 1-10', in Letters and Papers, Foreign and Domestic, Henry VIII, Volume 6, 1533 "His courage was so restored That he put himself to his great work without fear. God favored his wishes in this; Because, without extreme distress, she had had A beautiful infant with natural coloring In her looks she resembled her father, Certainly more so than the Queen her mother: She was beautiful perfection, And of good face and figure So much so that one believed the stars' influence Had favored everything at her birth. To recount for you the sumptuousness And the great solemnity of her baptism Is not necessary, because it would be verbose This long discourse; it will suffice for me To tell you here that it was so exquisite In all the preparations that nothing was lacking." Lancelot de Carle’s poem transcribed by Ascoli in La Grande-Bretagne devant I'opinion frangaise depuis la guerre de cent ans ju sq u ’a la fin du XVIe siecle.

[herbrattybaby]

Here Now

𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒏𝒏 𝒙 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓)

𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞- 1-3

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫- 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰- 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧

~

After the events of season 1. Harley Quinn found you on the streets of Arkham trying to scrounge up as much food and water as you could. She at first payed no mind to it thinking you were just another average person that got fucked over from everything Joker did but when she examined you more she saw the red pacifier in your backpack pocket.

Harley offered to take her in and be her temporary caregiver and let the girl come with her to get a nice meal and a place to stay. The little just craving a mother figure and to be out of the scary streets accepted her offer without a second thought. Everyone seemed to love their new addition and promised to protect her. Harley didn't even have to tell everyone she was a little because Psycho (Being the snoopy bitch he is) read her mind and picked up on things like.

'𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ'

'𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒'𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜 𝑛𝑖 𝑛𝑖'

Psycho told everyone before Harley and Y/n could which made the clown queen of crime mad but it didn't last long as she saw everyone was doing a part in taking care of her now. Clay face did cute puppet shows for you, king shark pirated any movie/show from the internet you wanted, and Psycho let you watch TV with him.

So that's how it all started. Now THIS is where it's at now.

"MAMA!"

You banged on the bars to the cell hoping and praying your mama would come and save you. Big you knew that she couldn't due to being trapped in a block of ice. Little you still believed she would come. How wrong you were. Two face and Penguin thought it was amusing and even pretened that they were getting beat by Harley to see the tears form on your eyes when you saw Harley wasn't there to save you.

Freeze and Bane felt bad for you though. They both knew what age regression was and figured out very quickly you were a regressor by how you couldn't form proper sentences and sucked your thumb when you slept on the dirty mattress in the corner of the cell. You were just a scared baby that missed her mama and that broke their dark hearts.

After Two Face scared you awake and left you crying in the corner, Freeze came in shortly after with a stuffed red bear and a black pacifier. You looked at the villian in confusion curious as to why he was helping you especially with your little space. He opened your cell and sat on the ground in front of you and set the little items down waiting for you to feel comfortable enough to take them.

After 10 minutes you cautiously picker up the bear and put the paci in your mouth. Y/n crawled forward giving the cold man a big hug.

"You're welcome little one. I'll tell those cretins to leave you alone or they'll be dire consequences"

The rest of the month you were there Mr Freeze he took care of you when two face and Penguin left. Mr Freeze was getting more sick of his "companions" every time they bullied you and one day he had enough. So when Penguin took Ice Block Harley to his club Mr Freeze swiped the key from his desk and let you free.

"I'll escort you home little one" Freeze smiled and opened the door to your cell. Your eyes shined so bright like you've been waiting centuries to be free. Freeze picked you up and grabbed the couple little items you hid under the worn out pillow you slept on. He layed you in the backseat of his car and gave you your paci to suck on and your stuffy to cuddle with. 30 minutes later he pulled up to the "abandoned" dirty mall. He wished you didn't have to live in these conditions but you were happy and protected so he didn't protest. You fell asleep halfway there so Freeze had to carry you inside where he saw Harley freaking out while the crew and Ivy tried calming her down.

"WHY ARE WE STILL SITTING AROUND WE NEED TO FIND MY BABY BEFORE THEY DO SOMETHING TERRIBLE TO HER WHAT IF THEY ALREADY DID?!" Harley was so scared for you. If they hurt you she'd never be able to forgive herself.

All of them turned their heads to see Freeze standing in the entrance you sleeping peacefully on his shoulder. Harley was about to shout but Freeze put a finger over his lips signals for her to be quiet him not wanting her to wake you.

Freeze layed you on the couch and covered you with a nearby blanket. "Why are you helping her?? Weren't you the one who froze me in A BLOCK OF-"

She stopped when she saw you whining and stirring in your sleep. Freeze sighed. "I never wanted to hurt her neither did Bane. I knew almost instantly she was a little and that I needed to protect her. I'm sorry for everything Ms Quinn"

"Well since you brought her back and protected her i guess I'll forgive you for turning me into a damn popsicle. But don't think we're friends"

After about 20 minutes your eyes began to flutter open. Rubbing your eyes sleepily and doing a soft yawn alerted your Mama who was discussing her plans to take revenge on the assholes who took you and take over Gotham.

"How're you feeling puddin?" Harley asked as she held you.

"M-mama" the stress over these past months caused you to break down into tears. Harley hugged you close and rubbed soft circles on your back. You wanted to tell her all the things they did to you and how much you missed her but you were too small to hardly even speak her name.

"𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒊𝒔𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕?

𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆? 𝑾𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌

𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔

𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈"

Harley sung one of your favorite Disney princess songs hoping to calm you down. The more she sang the more your cries died down until you were looking up at her with tear stained eyes smiling softly. Harley was surprisingly a decent singer when she sung for her baby.

"See baby there's nothing to cry over. You're home with mama, aunty Ivy, your uncles, and Psycho"

"Fuck you Harley"

A small giggle left your lips knowing she was right. They all loved and cared about you so much. Especially your mentally unstable mama.

[holylulusworld]

Two kings (10) - FIN of Arc 1

Summary: You have fallen in love with the king of Brooklyn. When your wedding day arrives, there is much more to discover about the man you fell in love with than you thought...

Pairing: King!Steven Grant Rogers x Queen!Reader, King!Andrew Stephen Rogers x Queen!Reader 

Characters: Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark, Nick (Fowler) Barnes (for my story his surname is Barnes), Dean Winchester

Warnings: angst, modern royal au, dystopian world (kinda), fluff, light smut, p in v, voyeurism, Andy likes to watch, dirty talk, praise kink  

A/N: We are living in modern times, but in a dystopian/post-war world. Almost every technology got destroyed.

We reached the end of this arc. But fear not, we will see our dear reader and the brothers again in the upcoming arc.

Stay tuned for more: Of Kings and Queens Arcs

Two kings masterlist

<< Part 9

“Doll, look at me. I want to watch you cum for me, Y/N,” Steve pants against your lips as his cock makes you sing for him. The noises you make sound like a symphony of lust to him. 

You whine with every deep thrust. It’s too much. Steve pushing you toward another orgasm, the events of the day, and Andy watching you get fucked by his brother with darkened eyes.

“She’s so good for us, isn’t she, Steve,” Andy grips your chin to turn your head. He claims your lips as his brother pumps into you. “How does Stevie feel inside of you, Blossom?” He teasingly nips at your lips.

“G-ood,” you stutter. You feel your cheeks heat up. If your parents would see you now, naked and fucked out by two men. They believe you are a sweet angel.

“Always so good for us, aren’t you,” you turn your head to look at Steve. Sweat runs downs his forehead, and his face is red from the strength he uses to push into your spent body. A few droplets end up in his beard, and you can’t help but reach out for his chin to grip it to keep Steve from looking away.

“You’re so big and hard for me, Stevie,” you encourage your husband. “Show Andy how good you can make me feel.��

Andy throws his head back and laughs loudly. “Damn, we already ruined our sweet wife. She’s going to be the death of us.”

You gasp. “No…please no…” 

“Baby doll, he was just joking,” Steve softly says. He stops his movement to sling one arm around your back to hold you close to his chest. He kisses your ear. A gesture only Steve and you know about. “We won’t die, okay. You’ve got us for the rest of your life.”

“Okay,” you nod against Steve. It takes you a few moments to calm. Steve’s cock twitches inside of you, and you grins as you say. “Uh—can you make me cum again now…”

The other royals, their wives, your husbands, and you are sitting around a large table at one of the many hidden rooms in the castle.

You need to hold back a sigh as it almost feels like you are one of the Knights of the Round Table you read about in a book. 

“We all came here to talk about the future,” Steve gets up from his chair and raises his voice to silence the people in the room.

You shyly glance at your husband. He looks so strong, determined, and fearless while you are fighting with your tears.

“No worries, darling. Tony is here to save the day,” Tony flashes you a grin, earning a slap to his thigh from his wife. You don’t know her name yet, but you can see that she’s a fiery and strong-willed woman. She even carries a sword like a knight.

“Tony, leave the queen alone,” his wife tuts. “She has more important things to worry about than your wandering eyes.”

“My sweet petal, I would never—” Tony grumbles as his wife looks away. She crosses her arms over her chest and clicks her tongue.

You were right. She’s fiery and pissed. In other words, a woman your taste.

“Stark, are we ready?” Nick asks. “Stop this nonsense and talk to us. We risked our lives coming here. If anyone finds us here all together we are done for.”

“NICK!” Andy grunts. He doesn’t want you to worry even more, “we are safe here. No one will rat us out. You know that.”

“So…are you married too, Bucky?” you try to catch Steve’s best friend’s attention and stop the men from fighting. “Your Highness?”

“She’s at the chamber you offered to us,” Bucky replies. His features soften, and he gives you a soft smile. She’s…” he shakes his head. 

“Our wife is not feeling well. I’m sorry. She would’ve loved meeting you today,” Nick jumps in. “You see, you’re not the only one married to two men. Twins to be precise.”

“OH! WOW!” you clasp one hand over your mouth. You’re not the only one married to two men. “Sorry. I meant I’d love to meet her one day.”

“Gentlemen, maybe we should get back to the topic we wanted to discuss,” Steve clears his throat, and points toward the map pinned to the wall. 

“Right,” a man you never saw before agrees. His piercing green eyes flit toward you, and he gives you a cocky grin. He seems to be flirty, but there is a sadness in his eyes you understand too well. He’s as scared as you are. “As Nick said, we risked our lives coming here. If someone finds my brother alive…”

“We get it, Winchester,” Tony grunts. “You are all special because you are having a brother.”

“Tony,” Andy sighs deeply. “Please. Did you and your father make any progress?” Your husband gives Tony a sympathetic look. “We are all sorry for your loss, you know that.”

“Loss?” you whisper so only Steve can hear you. He shakes his head and pats your hand. Another secret unrevealed, then. “Sorry…”

“Later,” Steve mouths. 

Tony gets up from his chair. His hand gently slides over his wife’s back as he walks toward the map. “My father and I tried to fix the mess the war brought upon us.”

“Did you succeed, Tony?” Andy gets impatient. He wants answers, not another Tony Stark monologue. “Fill us in.”

“It was a case of trial and error, Andy,” Tony tuts. “A little more patience would suit you much better.” He grins and turns his attention back toward the map. “What we did can only be described as magic.”

“Magic?” his wife rolls her eyes. She huffs and gets up from her chair to slap the back of Tony’s head. “We’ve got no time for this nonsense, Ton’s. Just get it over with.”

“Last night you told me I need to talk more,” he argues. “Before I silenced you with my…” he trails off. “Anyways. Back to your question, Andy.”

“Good,” Andy grumbles. “Please continue.”

“Could you all stop interrupting me?” Tony cocks a brow, and the room falls silent. “Father and I, we worked our asses off. If we want to survive this revolution, we need more than a good heart and bravery. We need an advantage.”

“What does this mean exactly?” you ask as there is a knock at the door. You stiffen. No one knows about this room. No one but the people in this room, and Steve’s most trusted knight.

“Who’s that?” Nick jumps up, hand grabbing his sword as the door slowly opens.

A woman steps inside. She shyly glances at Nick who immediately drops the sword to rush to her side.

“What’s the matter, flower?”

“You—we…it’s all over. They are here. King Rumlow, Pierce…they are coming for us. It’s an army, Nick. I think someone told them we are here…all of us,” she whimpers before passing out. Nick catches her fall to carry her toward the table.

While Nick gently cradles his wife in his arms, his brother jumps up, knocking the chair over to get a huge bag he brought with him. “Fuck, I guess times up already.”

“Steve,” Andy jumps up to close the door and lock it. “Friends, allies…the day we all feared and hoped for came earlier than expected. We all can only hope we can withstand their attack.”

Tony walks toward the window, he opens it to glance outside only to see an army slowly approaching the castle.

His heart somersaults, but he’s not afraid. He knew this day was coming. 

“Tony…” his wife softly says.

“I know,” he closes the window and turns back around. “Well, I guess they want to test their strength. Luckily I’m not unprepared.”

“A battle was the last resort, Tony. What are we going to do now?” Steve questions. He worriedly watches you step toward your husbands with tears in your eyes. “Tony?”

“We won’t go down without fighting back. That’s what we are going to do, Steve,” Tony grins.

“No more riddles or meaningless speaches,” Bucky warns. “Time is running out on us and our plan just went down the drain.”

“Fear not,” Tony says. He gets a strange device out. One you only ever saw in history books. “If they want a war, I’ll bring it to them…”

___

This is it. The end of this arc. I know, I’m evil. You will have to read the other arcs to get to know what Tony has up his sleeve… 😈

>> Arc 2

Tags in reblog.

[honeymoonswan]

heyy girlyy (heard u were bored)

do u have any movie or music recommandations ? i really need something new… love u 🫶🏻

Yayyy I love this question 🎀

Just was sitting with my mom to make a list and here's it :

Movies

The love witch

Black swan

Literally every Sofia Coppola movie and if u didn't like them come and kill me istg

Almost famous

Daydream nation

Paris ,Texas

Mulholland drive

Georgia rule

Layla 4 ever

Scarface

The wolf of wall street

Bring it on (every movie, it was literally my childhood lol)

Lisa Frankenstein

Femme fatale

Babylon ( I'd die to watch it for the first time again )

Fresh (if u like it u need therapy btw I love it lol)

Once upon a time in hollywood

Pulp fiction

True romance

Ghost (my mom recommended that for u lol)

Every gean luc Godard movie cuz it's the true art of cinema I adore him and I finished every movie of his, he's basically Sofia Coppola for 60s French sad girls

Roman Holiday

Some like it hot

Daisies

Lolita

The crush 1993

The witch 2015

Bonnie and Clyde 1967 ( the best movie ever)

Big eyes

A walk to remember ( my mom forced me to watch it at 8 because I didn't like the idea of love )

The hating game

Last night in soho (ate)

American psycho (super girly movie)

Pearl and x and maxxxine is gonna be out on July (fav movie after love witch)

Dark shadows and a cure of wellness and scary stories to tell in the dark ( I watched them at 7 no wonder why I'm the most lana del rey insane girl ever plus lana sang in the last movie)

Blue velvet

Ready or not

Carrie 1976( mom forced me to watch it at 8 ig and that's why I hate people)

500 days of summer (so scary )

Fight club

The craft

Red eye (Cillian Murphy supermercy and fuck I watched it while I was alone at home and it turned out my whole personality which leads me to love ultraviolence)

Practical magic

Aquamarine

Closer

The breakfast club

Gone girl (my mom is on Amy's husband side so don't think she's cool or something)

Girl interrupted

Dirty dancing 1987

Funny face

Sabrina

The notebook (my father cried to this movie 💀)

Monte carlo

Mean Girls

Jennifer's body ( istg I watched it at 9 and I think it left something for lesbianism inside me)

American beauty

Grease (born to die coded)

Clueless

Freaky Friday

Breakfast at Tiffany's

The great Gatsby (if u liked daisy u need help)

How to lose a guy in 10 days

Uptown girls

Malena

Gilda

Valley of the dolls

Rebecca

Vertigo

La prima notte di quiete

Songs

Atomic by blondie

Don't you forget about me by simple mind

Favorite by Isabel la rosa

I like the way you kiss me by artemas

So American by Olivia Rodrigo

Let it happen by tame impala

Radioactive by marina

We r who we r by kesha

Rumors by Lindsay lohan

Et tu dance avec Lui by c.jérôme

Girls on film by Duran duran

Baby I love you by Ramones

La fin du monde by juniore

Champagne coast by blood orange

Dear society by Madison beer (is on Lana's instagram highlights)

Every breath you take by the police

You can never tell by chuck berry

Ladyfingers by herb alpert

Heavy metal lover by Lady gaga

Killer queen by Queen

Bambino by dalida

Gourmandises by alizée

Somebody to love by Leighton Meester

Uptown girl by Billy Joel

À touts les filles (I forgot by who)

Mon amour mon Amie (forgot by who)

Monster high fright song

Tu veux ou tu veux pas by Brigitte bardot

And literally every lana song and the Lizzy grant unreleased

Literally gave u the best work ever mwahh 💋🎀

[elliotchen-apologist]

ClueCrewPlayThru 2023 calendar!

↓ repeating the schedule, cause i probably wrote some numbers wrong, sorry

Week 1 - Feb 19th

Curse of Blackmoor Manor (cur)

Week 2 - Feb 26th

Trail of the Twister (tot)

Week 3 - March 5th

Danger by Design (dan)

Week 4 - March 12th

Haunting of Castle Malloy (hau)

Week 5 - March 19th

Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake (dog)

Week 6 - March 26th

Phantom of Venice (ven)

Week 7 - April 2nd

Secret of the Old Clock (clk)

Week 8 - April 9th

The Captive Curse (cap)

Week 9 - April 16th

Message in a Haunted Mansion (mhm)

Week 10 - April 23rd

Creature of Kapu Cave (cre)

Week 11 - April 30th

Shadow at the Water’s Edge (saw)

Week 12 - May 7th

The Deadly Device (ded)

Week 13 - May 14th

Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon (trn)

Week 14 - May 21st

Lights, Camera, Curses! (lcc)

Week 15 - May 28th

Secret of the Scarlet Hand (ssh)

Week 16 - June 4th

Warnings at Waverly Academy (wac)

Week 17 - June 11th

The Shattered Medallion (med)

Week 18 - June 18th

Ghost of Thornton Hall (gth)

Week 19 - June 25th

Secret of Shadow Ranch (sha)

Week 20 - July 2nd

Resorting to Danger (res)

Week 21 - July 9th

Treasure in a Royal Tower (trt)

Week 22 - July 16th

Secrets Can Kill / Secrets Can Kill Remastered (sck)

Week 23 - July 23rd

Alibi In Ashes (ash)

Week 24 - July 30th

Legend of the Crystal Skull (cry)

Week 25 - August 6th

Labyrinth of Lies (lie)

Week 26 - August 13th

The Final Scene (fin)

Week 27 - August 20th

Tomb of the Lost Queen (tmb)

Week 28 - August 27th

The Haunted Carousel (car)

Week 29 - September 3rd

Stay Tuned for Danger (stfd)

Week 30 - September 10th

Sea of Darkness (sea)

Week 31 - September 17th

Ransom of the Seven Ships (ran)

Week 32 - September 24th

White Wolf of Icicle Creek (ice)

Week 33 - October 8th

The Silent Spy (spy)

Week 34 - October 15th

Danger on Deception Island (ddi)

[liviavanrouge]

Queens Granddaughter

Livia(10): *Beams running through the garden*

???: Hey devil blood!

Livia: *Stops and frowns, looking annoyed*

Sebek(10): YOU!!

Basen: You're still here I see, the queen isn't sick of you yet?

Livia: *Hums in response*

Sebek: HOW DARE YOU!?? SHE IS THE QUEEN AND PRINCE'S PRECIOUS BEASTIE!!

Basen: Hah...this rat...she should be locked in a dog cage

Sebek: YOU MON-

Livia: *Steps forward and bows her head* I apologize if my presence bothers you, Gran Gran said I'm allowed to roam free

Sebek: Livia-

Livia: *Glances at Sebek*

Sebek: *Perks up then stops*

Basen: Hah, the dog fin-

Livia: *Backhand slaps Basen silencing him, her eyes glowing* If you have time to talk and insult me then you must not have time to focus on your studies your majesty...

Maleficia: What's going on here?

Nilo: *Stands halfway behind the queen* Livy?

Livia: *Looks down then lifts her head, tears falling down her cheeks shocking Basen* He called me a dog...and said I should b-be in a cage...

Maleficia and Nilo: *Looks at Basen their eyes glinting*

Basen: I DIDN'T-

Nilo: Your majesty.

Basen: *Flinches, his eyes wide*

Nilo: Perhaps....we should expand your study time..

Basen: *Trembles then storms away* UGH!!

Livia: *Stares after him then grins* Sucker~

Sebek: *Looks at Livia surprised*

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

Round 1 Matchups!

This competition isn't about how transgender a character is or isn't. It's not about bad rep. It's not about canonicity. All these characters are transgender. I want to know who you hate the most.

There will be no "none of the above" options. If you don't dislike any characters in a poll, opt for the one you like the least.

These matchups are largely the same as the previous competition, for the sake of easy comparison. I made a few minor adjustments with the addition of 12 option polls. Certain especially hateable characters are excluded intentionally, I felt it wouldn't be fun to include them.

Polls and propaganda will be tagged with "#character hate" and "#worst homestuck character competition" if you want to filter those.

Round 1 Match 1 (two winners) John/June Egbert Rose Lalonde Jade Harley Dave/Dove Strider

Round 1 Match 2 (two winners) Jane Crocker (Disqualified) Roxy Lalonde Jake English Dirk Strider Hal Strider

Round 1 Match 3 (five winners) Aradia Megido Tavros Nitram Sollux Captor Karkat Vantas Nepeta Leijon Kanaya Maryam Terezi Pyrope Vriska Serket Equius Zahhak Gamzee Makara Eridan Ampora Feferi Peixes

Round 1 Match 4 (one winner) Caliborn/Lord English Calliope

Round 1 Match 5 (four winners) Damara Megido Rufioh Nitram Mituna Captor Kankri Vantas Meulin Leijon Porrim Maryam Latula Pyrope Aranea Serket Horuss Zahhak Kurloz Makara Cronus Ampora Meenah Peixes

Round 1 Match 6 (four winners) The Handmaid The Summoner The Psiioniic/Helmsman The Signless/Sufferer The Disciple The Dolorosa The Neophyte Redglare The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang The Executor/Expatriate Darkleer The Grand Highblood The Orphaner Dualscar Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce

Round 1 Match 7 (three winners) Dad Egbert/Crocker Nanna (Jane Crocker) Grandma (Jade English) Poppop (John Crocker) Colonel Sassacre Dirk's Bro (Dave Strider) Roxy's Mom (Rose Lalonde)

Round 1 Match 8 (four winners) Rammom Tinkerbull Biclopsdad Crabdad Pounce de Leon Mother Grub Dragonmom/Pyralspite Aurthour Seahorsedad Gl'bgolyb

Round 1 Match 9 (four winners) Davesprite Davepetasprite^2 Erisolsprite Fefetasprite Gcatavrosprite Tavrisprite Jasprosesprite^2 Jadesprite Arquiusprite Nannasprite

Round 1 Match 10 (two winners) Sawtooth Squarewave Liv Tyler Lil Seb Brobot

Round 1 Match 11 (three winners) Becquerel Halley Gcat Jaspers Vodka Mutini Maplehoof Serenity

Round 1 Match 12 (two winners) Crocodile Salamander/Casey Turtle Iguana

Round 1 Match 13 (two winners) Jack Noir/Spades Slick Hegemonic Brute/Hearts Boxcars Courtyard Droll/Clubs Deuce Draconian Dignitary/Diamonds Droog

Round 1 Match 14 (three winners) Authority Regulator/Aimless Renegade Warweary Villein/Wayward Vagabond/The Mayor Parcel Mistress/Peregrine Mendicant White Queen/Windswept Questant Black Queen/Banished Quasiroyal/Sn0wman White King/Writ Keeper Black King Jack Noir/Bec Noir

Round 1 Match 15 (two winners) Ms. Paint fedorafreak The Genesis Frog/Bilious Slick His Honorable Tyranny MSPA Reader

Round 1 Match 16 (three winners) Typheus Cetus Hephaestus Echidna Hemera Nix Abraxas Yaldabaoth

Round 1 Match 17 (three winners) Itchy Doze Trace Clover Fin Die Crowbar

Round 1 Match 18 (three winners) Matchsticks Eggs Biscuits Quarters Cans Stitch Sawbuck