okay but the scene RIGHT BEFORE Wyll's proposal where he leads you up to the Wilden Oak is an absolute postcard and possibly the most beautiful single shot in the entirety of Baldur's Gate 3
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just remembered at my birthday last week when one of my best friends turned to me and looked me really seriously in the eye and asked me if they could play angel with a shotgun or whether that would be triggering for me
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"can we listen to taylor swift?" - one of my four year olds at 8am
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Please tell me the story of how Mike asked you to be boyfriends <3 congrats to you two!!
he apologized again for how distant he acted the past few months and explained to me why he tried to push me away and how he's been feeling. i told him that i've already forgiven him but he insisted that he was going to (and i quote) "stop being a fucking idiot" because he didn't want to lose me again and told me how much i and our friendship meant to him and said he'd really like me to be his boyfriend :)
also thank you!!
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Had the funniest dream last night where I got to marry like. Some kind of influencer and she was like my first wife has left me so I’m on the market for another one will you marry me? And promised I’d never have to work again a day in my life if I didn’t want to
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tell us more about your soft ass
one time i was at a party and 2 ppl snuggling on the couch said my butt looked soft and asked if they could squish it 😳
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I GOT GIFTED A FREE TICKET TO SEE NFLYING IM BARFING
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In personal news, I think I’ve leveled up as a Renfaire Person
By which I mean “I just got invited to a surprise birthday party at a local mead brewery”
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Regulus: (in a moment of late night weakness) Would you still love me?
James:
Regulus: hmm?
James: If what?
Regulus: (buring his head into James' neck) No, that was the question...
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[SUBMISSION] feel free to delete this if it's too morbid: trans ppl who want top surgery, would you kill a random stranger for it? you won't get caught, and you can pick the method. 1) yes 2) depends (elaborate in a non-legally-actionable way) 3) never 4) not applicable (see results)
bruh. come on
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in a land of myth and a time of (slightly outlawed) magic, the destiny of a kinda mediocre kingdom, ruled by a tyrannical sad boi, rests on the shoulders of a snarky boy in love with said tyrants himbo son
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