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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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i found this post and had to make it with them immediately
#mine#dr stone#drst#sengen#senku#gen#hyoga#senku is that motherfucker who cant say i love you back. but he finds other ways#i spent too long thinking about who should be the third guy here#i felt like a lot of characters could potentially play that role in certain circumstances but it still didnt really fit them#i made a first draft where the third guy was kohaku bc its super easy to find an angry screencap of her#but then got so offended at myself for making that bc she is NOT like that she loves love#then i thought it would be funny if it was ukyo but its impossible to find an angry pic of him#then i looked back at the original image and saw it was darth vader and was like.#oh yeah no duh i should be using hyoga GSHSBSFNA#anyway if anyone here knows about..... sigh. lego star wars i guess#id love some help to find the source of this bc it would be funny as a video too gdhgfj#anyway i love the 5th panel. how chewbacca is just there
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midnight leopika. i think i may have done kurapika too small 🤔
#sandwichart#leopika#leorio paladiknight#kurapika kurta#hunter x hunter#fanart#he isn't actually short or small at all#motherfucker is like 1.70 cm#but oh well#i found a new brush that kinda has it's own pressure settings#and since my tablet is trying to kill me. i have been looking for a brush that sorta kinda has the same feeling my sketches used to have#i'm not used to markers but this brush seems really good haha
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#galarian rapidash#i dunno. this one's very Horse. i always wanna leave my galarian ponyta as a baby forever because i think the magic psychic pony is cute#although i do like the whole. this being in bede's team going from being a psychic trainer to a fairy trainer. he gets to keep this around#and hatterene but we don't. talk. about that#oh also some more snootiferous angles under the cut. all the same angles on this one as on ponyta#i talk a lot about seeing regional forms first and the game not really telling you they're regional forms#and so if it's your first time seeing a pokémon you could conceivably believe that's the normal form of the pokémon#which happened to me with galarian darumaka#but i think this is one pokémon i'd Like that to happen with. because it's much cuter than kantonian ponyta#well this is rapidash. they're about the same. i think i like kantonian rapidash more‚ but galarian ponyta more#although i think it's probably impossible for this pokémon specifically? or any kantonian pokémon#just because they're motherfucking kanto and they're everywhere#you could NEVER mistake one of the original 151#as much as i would like to. resident kanto hater#I MEAN. kanto has a lot of 'mons that i LIKE but it's also KANTO and it's so overDONE#UGH. but i guess having skipped gen 5 as a kid it makes sense i'd see galarian darumaka and stunfisk and see nothing wrong with it#which. by the way. galarian stunfisk is next. stay tuned for the bear trap
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ohhhhh god not Eddie's costume having his face split yellow/purple like the fucking clocks
#ohhhhh eddie. ohhhhh mr dear. oh man#my immediate first thought was “two face”. and then the clocks. and just. mmmmmm#oh boy oh boy that has to be So On Purpose#wh speculation#welcome home speculation#homebogging#absolutely unprompted#eddie you two faced motherfucker. what are you lying to us about#or do you even know? do you remember? is it purposeful or even conscious?#SHAKING HIM VIOLENTLY GIVE US YOUR SECRETS MAILMAN#k no but really what the fuck is his costume#is it supposed to be a puppety frankenstein's monster? but then whats the curly thing on his head?#im just sitting here whispering Oh No in great distress and excitement.... oh eddie....
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Can I be honest with everyone a second? I honestly think that every instance used to justify calling Dick Grayson the “angry robin” is him being justifiably mad at something that would make anyone who was put in the situation mad.
#like people really be like “oh look nightwing got angry and killed the guy that murdered his brother. paralyzed his ex. and made him think#that he murdered and tortured his other brother. also the guy who’s been torturing and playing with him and his father figure for over a#decade and has killed countless people. but nightwing killed him out of anger he must have anger issues.’’#like wtf??#you read all of that and instead of reading someone finally killing someone who’s put him and his family and the WHOLE WORLD through such#misery and abuse and grief for literal laughs#you read someone with anger isssues killing a bad guy cuz he got mad#also while we’re on the topic of this whole thing#Bruce revived joker FOR Dick. Bruce probably wanted to let that motherfucker die more than anything but he didn’t want joker’s death on#Nightwing’s conscious. he saved the person he wanted dead most for his son.#dc comics#comics#batfam#robin#batman#nightwing#dick grayson
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Slamming my head against the wall god fucking DAMMIT I'm so in love with Sanlu I am GOING to explode.
#One Piece#Sanlu#Sanji#Luffy#IDK WHAT IT IS!! IDK!!!!#Still love Zolu with all my heart but oh my GOD Sanlu. They are everything.#I might be reading too many fics bc it really feels like a fanon thing that Sanji's actually like#Really insecure and has low self-esteem#OR MAYBE THAT'S CANON IDK!!#But hnghhh Luffy being the one to be like. Hey I like you for you and not for your past#And I love everything about you and that's a FACT and not a lie and I want to keep you with me forever#AND I WILL NEVER REPLACE YOU WITH ANYBODY ELSE. YOU ARE MY COOK AND I DON'T EVER WANT ANOTHER#And Sanji craving affection and validation and praise SO bad that whenever Luffy gives it to him he wants to cry#BASHES MY HEAD INTO A TABLE AUUGHGHGHG SHUT UP!!!!!#MAYBE THAT'S FANON SANLU BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. I DON'T CARE IT'S SO GOOD#SLURPS THAT SHIT UP#Sanji especially feeling that he's not worthy enough for Luffy and thinking it'd be impossible to have him#So when Luffy actually does reciprocate he's in SHOCK bc how. How could Luffy pick HIM of all people#Cut to Sanji feeling like the LUCKIEST motherfucker on the planet bc he gets to have Luffy. SCORE.#Luffy blowing away all of his insecurities and anxieties and worry just by being himself and being so#STUPIDLY in love with him is just#HOLLERS AND SMACKS THE TABLE REPEATEDLY#ALSO IT DOESN'T HELP THAT OPLA MADE IT SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS TOO#Luffy complimented his cooking one (1) time#And Sanji was like okay yup packing my bags for the Merry as we speak#When he smiles and looks a little flustered at Luffy's attention.#Oh my fucking god. Strangling myself.#THEY ARE EVERYTHING!!!#Shima speaks
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i am the staunch defender of regis’ sobriety i will never not take the chance to remind everyone he doesn’t drink. from the most depthful analysis to the character fic to the throwaway jokes and incorrect quote posts. i will not let anyone forget about this
#thinking of that ‘oh this drink is really bad [gives it to friend to taste]’#geralt’s soda gets passed around dandelion and the hanza#dandelion passes 2 regis who is about to take a sip then remembers to confirm its nonalcoholic and they’re like yeah yeah#idk. casual little acknowledgements#such that he pours the wine at yule for the rest of the company…#when i write or draw him at breakfast i always give him water#‘omg the others drink wine for breakfast 😳’ its extremely diluted#conversely whenever i see regis depicted with a glass of reddish liquid i go ‘that better be ribena motherfucker’#‘that’s such a peculiar thing to focus on’ if you knew me you’d understand my pain#the elbow-high diaries
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Here, some Ryley sketches ft. Cuddlefish skritches, Peeper, Bladderfish, and This Is Ozzy From The Cafeteria What The Hell Guys!
i haven't drawn in quite some time but yknow its exam phase so :/ ofc my motivation comes back when I really should be doing something else like idk study? or somethin
#subnautica#ryley robinson#ozzy from the cafeteria#subnautica ozzy#digital art#subnautica fanart#artists on tumblr#yeah some parts are kinda fucked up but eh i still like this#this is actually my first time drawing ozzy and i hadn't really thought of a design for them so this is probably gonna be subject to change#haven't really gotten a grasp on them as a whole either like i used to think i knew but i've changed since then and also replayed the game#kinda thinking ozzy maybe would use neopronouns? like im headcanoning and projecting onto both of them#you could say ive hit them with the enby beam#also the aspec beam ngl#but yeah my characterisation isnt finalised yet#where was i going with this#anyway i AM really proud of that cuddlefish#cutest crusty ass motherfucker ever#sorry but trivalves or whatever theyre called just kinda dont compare? like for me#oh right! also kharaa pustules ryley! i wanted to make them glow green but i really wasn't feeling like colouring#and also it looked ass when i tried#ive written a bloody novel in the notes again#eh :P at this point this is just a proof its really me asdjakdnjlkaslafaiwdajdawijdlafnjgdn#RIGHT ozzy and ryley are in a qpr CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND WAIT U CANT#jk ur interpretation of these fictional chars with minimal information on them is valid! to each their own and all that
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playing nightbringer again only to realize that barbatos is annoying because he keeps putting words in people's mouths and making what they said sound so much worse
#“oh you came from the future you said? are you implying that the devildom is in the past and the human world is in the future? how ignorant.#BITCH NO??? YOU LITERALLY TIME TRAVEL. I SAID I CAME FROM THE FUTURE. I DID NOT SAY ANY OF THAT SHIT.#man i really liked barbatos in the og game why is he so annoying now#AND THAT CHAT WITH LUCIFER WHERE DIAVOLO WAS MESSING AROUND WITH THE VOICE FUNCTION#and lucifer was like “hey why does everything have to be recorded”#and barbatos was SO QUICK to be like#“how DARE you say that he's as immature as your brothers!”#BITCH WHERE....WHERE DID HE SAY THAT.#POINT IT OUT TO ME MOTHERFUCKER.#sorry to people to read the tags i swear im not usually this pissed off#i think it's because he hit on one of my MAJOR pet peeves#auburn obey me posting
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god DAMN IT i’ve just finished s14 of supernatural and i’m realizing how much these final seasons narratively parallel the themes of dimension 20’s neverafter and unfortunately i am going to have to write a three-hour long video essay about that
#supernatural really said: free will exists but it requires you to shoot god with a gun#and neverafter said:#you can pen your own story but first you must fight for the ink#motherfucker. i hate when this happens#you unmask the villain and oh look! it’s the same themes you’ve been obsessed with your whole life#supernatural#spn s14#spn 14x20#neverafter#dimension 20#d20 neverafter
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UNCLE NINA WRITES WEIRD JK STAN LETTERS!
hello benevolent angel people!
( because you're wonderful but bc you're doing gods work by supporting my dead fanfic from hell. c:’ )
so this is a lil...experimental? but bc i've been dabbling on that one ask large lore ask that set before kyle knows raven of crimson dawn is his stan, i've gotten very attached to writing the silly jersey letters to dead stan in his journal again. ( again, nina lore is that it's what a friend had me do when my first cat passed away.
i still write to her. <3 )
but this is just something i wrote to get back into the habit of writing again. i put it on docs and i used a font which...okay? tbh, i think looks exactly like i want jk's handwriting to look. like its very swirly, he is my calligraphy king. i didn't proof it bc i just wrote...all of it tonight like a weird crazy person.
also i realize jk sounds...a lot like me
— but he Is me, tbh?
like in some facets i did give him lil pieces of myself so he could grow into an uber tall thicc as hell academic hot jersey talk shit get hit boy.
( i also do think he's a lot goofier with stan in his little letters esp since he doesn't think that anyone is going to read them they are just his lil vent space. let it out king! )
as for the timeline...i think it's pre!rm bonus content? like i dropped a little context about stuff that happened before the fic, but i think it's probably written anywhere in the last 1-2 years of rm before kyle went to that crimson dawn concert. i'm not sure what compelled me to write it i just...really like vulnerable jersey just being a jersey dirtbag but like kneeling by the stan shrine and asking for light.
speaking of...as far as triggers go. mostly the spelling is just bad, help, but jersey does talk a lot about stan dying and is very...distressed about it. he's also...really depressed and is not at the moment coping super well, but is reaching out for help. <3 always reach out for help when you need it. i didn't mention anything specific, but he does just mention thinking he's not a good person, feeling ugly, unworthy, lost, etc...TW FOR HIM BEING SO VULNERABLE AND CUTE ALSO.
he is...my secret loverboy prince.
he is my lo-...
my L-
anyways...ROLL CLIP!
#i cannot tell u what compelled me to make...this#but it did make me feel nice so idk its not the most professional or formulaic thing ive ever written#but i think its nice i am sorry if the found is too gnar i really wanted to do a jk letter in like a letter structure for once#also this is it so funny to me that jk out here trying to rizz himself up to fucking dead GHOST stan like he is insane#also im like oh god does he sound too much like me?? BUT HE IS ME I GAVE HIM LOTS OF ME IDK AAAA SORRY#he is a lovely man when hes not being horrible and i am Also a sweet lovely man when im not being horrible#but idk him giving stan all the cute nicknames and like writing a letter and for the first time in a very long time#wasnt completely honest but was mostly honest about just not being the best and needing to be and needin someone else#OOOOOOOOY MY EYES ARE WATCHING HELP ME#no im so sorry if u were victimized by sexy topdom jersey sometimes he is like on critical boyfailurisms#he wants to impress like one motherfucker and its dead stan marsh like HAUNT ME PROMISE ME#HAUNT ME LIKE AN OLD VICTORIAN HOUSE AN UNDERWATER SHIPWRECK when i tell u i was in pain#also not him just building his ideal boyfriend like he won i love you jersey SPEAKING OF DO U SEE HIM#DO YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO DO IT HES TRYING TO TYPE THE!!!! IM TELLING YALL HE CANT DO IT#HE COULDNT EVEN TELL DEAD STAN ANYWAYS THAT AS MAKING ME CRY sorry ill proof it a lots wrong w it#i am very sleepy nina please stop...not sleeping from stress#but i hope it pleases and sparkles <3
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every time my dad does anything he has to do it in the most annoying and loudest way possible. and honestly i'm not sure if he means to or he's just really goddamn stupid but it's really really grating. and i'm suffering the werewolf curse rn so i'm ready to die
#motherfucker decides he's going to vacuum and mop the kitchen and dining room.#has to make a lot of noise. has to get out the broken vacuum cleaner and fuck with it for ten minutes before deciding 'oh i will get the on#that does work' like an intelligent person#doesn't know where the cleaning supplies are. jess tells him and he gets the wrong one.#plugged in a fan to dry the floor and somehow it flipped the breaker? he asks where my flashlight is so he can see to flip it back#i tell him it's on the bookshelf. the TOP of the bookshelf. what does he do? rub his filthy bleach hands all over my books#then finally goes 'oh it's right here'. YEAH DUH. i said on top of the bookshelf and Pointed at it. please pleasepl easeeee someone killme#also! last night at 11pm (when i wanted to go to goddamn bed bc i had to get up EARLY so i could take my old dog to his 9am app)#he decided he wanted some food. asked me how long to boil macaroni#when it says so on the box. i tell him.#then he opened the box like fucking wolverine i guess! and had to pour the box into a ziploc bag.#like why are you a 50smth TODDLER?!#how have you lived this long?#is it the alcoholism or smth else? i just GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#anyway sorry for this vent post but i hate having to be alive anyway#but when my Organs are misbehaving and roger is on the loose i really want to run into traffic#lol#diaerie#delete later
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It is time for @gallacrafts Theme 23:
Stargazer Lilies, Motherfucker
Well, this definitely makes the top ten list of ‘Most Ridiculous Baked Goods’ I’ve ever created.
I am please to introduce: The Stargazer Lily Cinnamon Roll 🎉 featuring hardened caramel dipped in melted chocolate as stamen and a lot of food dye lol.
There’s some making off pictures behind the cut, for your perusal
#gallacrafts#theme 23#stargazer lilies motherfucker#mys in the kitchen#baking#shameless#really just Shameless Adjacent at this point let’s be honest hahaha#oh this is so silly#👍👍👍#cw: food
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I fucking love the fact that these two motherfuckers are the literal strongest rpg characters ever
Like Mario and Luigi in the rpg games fucking decimate everything, and you cant even go “oh but they wouldn’t kill” BECAUSE THEY HAVE CANONICALLY KILLED THEIR ENEMIES IN THE RPG GAME
Like it ain’t even a close fight when these two step up and just drop a fucking star on you
and they can dodge/reflect/counter like practically anything too
like they are just too fucking powerful it’s insane
#mario and luigi#rpg character#motherfuckers can even run your pockets WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP#NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING#THEY GET FUCKING STRONGER WHILE THEY ARE ASLEEP#oh god i really just went on a random ass tangent unprompted huh…
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oh god oh fuck
#oh god Lewis why are you so god damn motherfucking soft#there are tears#sobbing#lewis pullman#this one really killed
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