#OH TO BE FAIR FOR THE JOKE...

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra: YOU KISSED MY MOM?!

Kong: YOU KISSED HER MOM?!

Shimo: YOU KISSED MY OLD FRIEND?!

Suko: YOU KISSED YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW?!

Godzilla: ...

Godzilla: Look I was blind, OKAY?! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, MOTHRA!!! I SWEAR I DID NOT MEANT TO KISS YOUR MOM!!!

Mothra Prime: ...

[egophiliac]

Hi it's just to let you know that the official romanization of Revaan's name is Raverne ! Also they have romanized Baul's name to Baur !

Twst coming back at us again with the least expected romanization! thank you everybody (oh god my inbox) (no it's great, I literally asked for this and the reactions have been INCREDIBLE, thank you all!)

I do like Raverne though, I think it's got a nice fancy sound to it! (I had kinda suspected it was going to be an R instead of an L, so the fact that it's SO close to Laverne except for that is hilarious to me personally.) and Dragoneye Duke is honestly probably the best translation for his title, I wasn't envying the localizers that one. :') Baur instead of Baul I was NOT expecting, but in retrospect I think his name's supposed to be a reference to the Bauru crocodile, so that actually makes way more sense!

someone else also said Meleanor has become Maleanor, which is the REALLY weird one to me, because I was so surprised it was written as Mel instead of Mal in the first place?! oh god no I can't decide which one I like better. 😭 (I wonder if they might change it to Mal...they have made romanization changes before) (like I remember House of Distraction being corrected to House of Destruction in Playful Land) (I did check and she's still Mel for now, but I dunno, they might Mal her up and some point and save me from having to make a decision about which one to use) (HECK I CAN'T DECIDE)

uhhhh thank you for letting me ramble about anime names, let's just say MONOGRAMMED SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

[write-nerdy-to-me]

tadius ~ "fuck this miserable life": a study, pt. 2 (pt. 1)

[pennamepersona]

i was explaining the masters to my gf and in response to how absurd their names are she said "mr cups is my new favorite off-brand dr pepper"

[moeblob]

"Bro, do you hear yourself?" "My man!" "I'm sorry that I am so delightful that my dimension change turns me into a fruit pop." "Do you think whoever runs this dimension just immediately saw me and clocked me as the fruitiest guy alive? I'm starting to think I /might/ give off the gayest vibes around." "If you wouldn't offer to make out with your best friend are you really even best friends?"

[alienfailboy]

do y'all remember when endgame said

"yeah the avengers left Thor to rot and become a alcoholic" ?

like yeah okay???? no?????? you mean to tell me bruce banner sacrificed his own autonomy to save Thor and his people and he didn't check on him ONCE after the death of his brother? after the death of Heimdall?? after the destruction of the refugee ship and desecration of half the universe, that Thor BLAMES HIMSELF FOR???? not bruce, not one avenger? not for FIVE YEARS????

yeah. okay. sounds fake but sure!

[tohruies]

i'll give you a piece of your favourite candy if you can tell what happens next ! ! 🍬

um 🥹 . what happens next is that . we . um . we kiss . um and . and when we pull away from each other, i cradle his face in my hands and look at him in distress, “yao, i think we need to kill femi.” he nods slowly, a bit concerned, but still takes me in his organic arm and uses his bionic one to propel us out of his house and to femi's location (yes he breaks the roof in the process) (yes we are still half naked) (yes we time-skipped into your plane of existence). he sets me on my feet and i run and break down the door to your house and hold you at gunpoint. <- gun that shoots out heart-shaped bubbles (they will kill you from how cute they are). you grovel at my feet, tears in your eyes. “coco, it had to be done, there was no other way!” i don’t care anymore. i hold the barrel to your forehead and then... the scene cuts to black before anyone knows what happens next. christopher nolan style ambiguous ending. period exclamation mark justify paragraph save as pdf upload file. aaand submit.

there, i told you what happens next … MAY I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE MY CANDY NOW 😒 /SILLY

[ihateornithologists]

me the past few days: a moodboard

[somegrumpynerd]

I just think I should be allowed to kill one person setting off fireworks for every minute that they're doing this bullshit and I don't think that's unreasonable

[mickstart]

also acting like the rest of the world isn't forced at gunpoint to learn about the various US states and their Problems because it impacts your presidential elections which impacts the rest of our lives / you dominate social media is just infuriating. You have no idea what's going on with deadly heatwaves in India because of climate change but god forbid the rest of the world doesn't learn the name of every boulevard in hollywood because you planted Trees That Catch Fire And Explode on them.

[radarsteddybear]

The person that I become once you really get to know me and I feel really comfortable around you is fairly different than the person I seem to be when we first meet and I have a tendency to forget this (because a) it takes a pretty long time for me to really, truly become comfortable around people and b) the quiet, shy version of me is always still there, especially if I'm tired or I've got something on my mind, which is often) until somebody's like whoa about it, and it took 6 1/2 months, but I officially reached that point at work today \o/

[kaiasky]

literally so many words have been spilled on egg discourse and whether Egg Accusations are Always Good or Never Acceptable when the answer continues to just be. 'it's generally good to treat people in ways that make them feel respected and happy'.

[lucabyte]

any thoughts about postcanon loop and mira relationship? i dont think i saw much about it in text posts but it looks like you might have something. bats eyelashes

okay i have rambled about this in a few places in mostly privately and in the tags of my own posts and self-reblogs but. grabs your shoulders. can you fucking imagine how funny loop would be as mira's beard. hear me out.

like. i'm already here for isiloops. im also already here for miraloop and mirasif qpr. im also here for miraisa qpr. im also not a coward who thinks odile should be excluded from this but thats besides the point. what im saying is that the whole things a fucking polycule and there's yet still ways this could be made way, way funnier.

So. It's obvious that Loop's theatrics are more than a bit of a facade. (They drop them when taken off-guard or in serious moments with Siffrin, and Isabeau remarks on them seeming 'shy' at the end)

But we also know that they aren't *that* much of a facade due to their speech patterns being directly reflected in act 4-5 sif's inner monologue. It's clear that Loop's regular goofy bullshit is just the manic end of Sif's emotional state unfiltered and externalised, presumably because they went fucking insane.

So while I imagine they'd probably be slightly more toned down with the party in postcanon, I don't imagine the bonus confidence that comes with Constantly Performing like that would just like... go away? Plus, new identity means you've got no expectations to be held against so... I think it would make sense for them to keep up the theatrics, the bitchiness, the change in humour from dumb puns to sharp and cruel wit.

So the idea of them proposing to Mirabelle that they could just, *pretend* to be dating isn't out of scope, to me. In a situation where she's perhaps fretting about keeping up appearences as an ever-changing housemaiden, or has heard through the grape vine that someone is going to try and make a move on her at a formal gathering, I think Loop offering to theatrically play up being her partner 'as a joke', so that they can offer her support and comfort while still under that arm's-length plausible deniability, sidestepping the emotional vulnerability of 'feelings buddies'.

(Remember, after all, that Act 6 Mirabelle's 'no spoilers' policy means she only got Act 5 Sif's fucked up little talk? There's genuine question as to how long it could take her to unpack things again after that. She probably still feels that social pressure even in a scenario where she has something again to the regular friendquest talk again, anyway...)

It lets them be 'in on a joke' together, and also gives Loop an excuse to hold hands with their friends that doesn't require they be honest about things. ("Well there's the thing, Housemaiden! I've no mouth to kiss, so we don't even have to do gross things like that to keep up appearences!") And thus gives Loop a niche in the party to slot into that otherwise probably wouldn't be filled by anyone.

And would anybody question it? The chosen saviour of the country has a weird little ethereal freak on their arm. That sounds about right for a magical saviour, and means there's really no need for any explanation for why they seemingly only showed up after The King's defeat. They're clearly Mirabelle's spirit guide, or something.

. anyway as with all things loop feel free to place this after everyone knows who they are for this to become a "relatively normal thing that can happen",

or you can place it before everyone knows who they are for the added twist-of-the-knife that is "guilt over keeping secrets" and "a really awkward and potentially upsetting recontextualisation later on"

also in case you havent seen . images related -> (x) (x)

[supercantaloupe]

career fair today watch everybody awkwardly smile at me when i tell them what i study and then nab a bunch of free stuff from their tables

[one-little-nerd-stayed-home]

In other ttrpg podcast related news I’ve been listening to NADDPod on my Commute starting in the middle of the galaderon arc and may I just say What The Fuck.

[camgoloud]

does anyone want to start a really horrible band with me