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Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. The Girls, Max and her Moms, El and her Moms, Murray adopting Robin AU +Robin Protection Squad)

Pt 11

The Girls

Chrissy, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Robin: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

(She knows, and she doesn't care 😌)

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Vickie: I lost Nancy.

Max: How did you LOSE Nancy?!

Vickie: To be fair, they are very small.

(You're the same height)

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Vickie: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Robin: What the hell!?

Vickie: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Vickie, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Robin, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

(sus)

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El: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Chrissy: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.

Erica: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

(Erica fitting perfectly)

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Nancy, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Vickie: ....

Nancy: *lip smack*

(....what did you do?)

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Max, handing a balloon to Chrissy: I have no soul. Have a good day!

Chrissy, walking off: I don't have one either.

(Ye, she made a deal or smth)

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Nancy: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Max: But ya' didn't!

(And she regrets it)

(not)

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Max: I think my guardian angel drinks.

(Well, I think from the others too)

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Erica: Which way did El go?

Robin: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Erica: You could really figure it out from that?

Robin: No, you idiot, El sent me a text. See?

(Omg, Robin sassed the sassy Queen, which she already did in the show once tho actually.. I think)

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Vickie: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Vickie: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

(who you holding a grudge on?? Also does it fit to Vickie?)

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Robin: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Vickie: Apparently, we're not.

(welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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Chrissy: Can we go to a haunted house?

Max: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Robin: Wh-what?

Max: Goodnight, Robin.

(Nancy should have left you in that street corner you were standing at /j)

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Eden: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Erica: Do not do that.

Eden: You won’t even notice!

Suzie, entering: Eden, you wanted to see me again?

Eden: Erica's single

Erica:

(Eden likes Erica, so she tries to set Suzie up with her...???)

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Eden: Guys where did El go?

Erica: They got arrested.

Eden: How the hell-

El: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

(✨the Es✨)

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El: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Max: I saw you.

El: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Vickie in a turkey costume.

(Elmax🥺✨... Not gonna comment on the rest)

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Max: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.

(You really are Nancy's daughter 🙌 you can't tell me Nancy wouldn't love to not have any responsibilities and just hit people)

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Robin, to Nancy: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Nancy: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Robin: You just told me you're pregnant.

Suzie: Congratulations Nancy, you're glowing!

(but what if she's actually pregnant 👀 and ofc it was planned)

Bonus:

Nancy: No idiot... I'm.. I'm actually pregnant..

(Robin would be full on happy tears, not Max being jealous of them actually having their own baby, but she's be an older sister✨ idk what the hell I just came up with lol)

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Erica: What should I do?

Robin: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Erica: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

(Damn, but Robin knows you not serious👀)

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Max: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

El: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

(Max, I know Robin somehow succeeded in dating Nancy with that tactic but that doesn't mean it's gonna work with El. But also I think El wouldn't react like that lol..also maybe it's S2?)

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Vickie: Damn, the power went out.

El: Don’t worry, I got this.

El: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Vickie: What-?

El: I swallowed a glow stick!

Vickie, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

(She thought it was colorful spaghetti)

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Robin, to El: If you see Max, give them this message *makes a neutral face*

Robin: They'll know what it means.

*later*

El: oh, and Robin said to give you a message.

El: *makes a neutral face*

Max: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

(more like her disappointed dad face)

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Erica: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Max:

Erica: Vroom vroom, come out already.

(well it's either in the future or Erica has those mini cars that can actually drive....and I'd love that)

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Erica, shooing Robin away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

(I feel like that was in the RV after the Vickie thing)

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Vickie: Do you have a self-care routine?

Robin: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

(Fun fact (probably only fun for me): in the scene where she lists out the language she can speak, if you watch it in Italian she says German instead of Italian...I didn't watch it in French or spanish so idk what they said there)

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Max: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Erica: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Max: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

(Well Damn, Erica wanted to take the cake but Max ate it without leaving crumbs)

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Robin: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Nancy: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Vickie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

(Nancy loving Friends? Sure, I'm all in for it... Even tho I haven't watched it lol)

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Max: Why are you guys acting like this?

Robin: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

(Max first time coming over to the sapphic senate)

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Vickie: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Nancy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Robin: If Nancy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Nancy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Vickie: You jump off a cliff.

Robin: Gladly, provided Nancy did first.

(um.. She has a point 🤔.. Also maybe she's just a simp...honestly same tho)

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Eden: Did you have to stab them?

Chrissy: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Eden: What did they say?

Chrissy: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Eden: That’s fair.

(Eden and Chrissy 👀 are you high?)

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Robin: Damn, Suzie, are you secretly cool?

Suzie: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Robin: I do not.

(Suzie playing poker tho, that'd we fun)

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Nancy: Didn't you die?!

Chrissy: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

(Nancy, chill, you've seen stranger things...or more like, I thought you were not stranger these things)

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Robin: What are you eating?

Erica: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Robin: I like you, don't I?

(Oop- Erica be getting a taste of her own medicine in these quotes)

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Eden: Last night I found out Suzie is a sleep talker.

Max: Oh, really?

Eden: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

(when Eden and Suzie stayed over, they had to share a room, so that's how she found out)

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El, texting: Answer your phone

Vickie, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

El: Understood

El, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Vickie.

(How dare you do this to El 😔)

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Robin: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

(I feel ya... Mostly because I don't do anything...)

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[Max and her Moms]

Robin: Did you have to stab them?

Max: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Robin: What did they say?

Max: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Nancy: That’s fair.

(Understandable)

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Nancy: What is wrong with you?

Robin: Loaded question. Elaborate.

(In the Creel house)

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Nancy: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Max: What’s updog?

Nancy: Robin! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

(Robin proud and jealous because she couldn't do it)

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Robin: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Robin: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Robin: Orange.

Nancy, trying to fall asleep again: Robin. Please go back to bed..

Max, sleepy: she's got a point tho..

(Family cuddles✨)

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Robin: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Nancy: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Max: Well she couldn't have done stranger things then that.

Nancy: Rude

(sorry idk, I just wanted that joke and Max included..)

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Nancy: Are you sure Robin's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

Robin: I hope Nancy doesn't find out I'm gay. But I'm barely even looking at her, she has to have figured it out...

Max, who heard to both of them:...are they serious?

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Nancy: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Robin, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Max, obviously knowing what's going on: Wow, Nancy was late too! What a coincidence!

(Max just wanted a Girls hang out 😪)

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Robin: Bro-

Nancy: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Nancy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Max:...I didn't need to know that....should I just go?

(Robin was so embarrassed 😬)

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Robin: I didn't drink that much last night.

Max: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? They're my partner.

Max: You asked if they were single.

Max: And then you cried when they said they weren't

(Max loves having embarrassing stories about Robin)

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[El and her Moms, since I saw a post about Chrissy and Vickie adopting El because Ronance has Max]

El, talking about Chrissy: Is this a friend of yours, Vickie?

Vickie: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

(El doesn't know they're dating (same with Ronance) and Vickie just answers like that)

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Chrissy: You disgust me.

El: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

(El 😭)

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Vickie: Where did you get that tomato soup?

El: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

(Chrissy in b flat)

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El: Why is Chrissy crying?

Vickie: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Chrissy: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

El: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Chrissy: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

El: NO, NOT THAT!

(😭😭💔💔😔😔)

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*While planning to break in somewhere (trying to break out El)*

Chrissy: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Vickie: What?

Chrissy: "Get Help."

Vickie: No.

Chrissy: C'mon, you love it!

Vickie: I hate it.

Chrissy: It's great! It works every time!

Vickie: It's humiliating.

Chrissy: Do you have a better plan?

Vickie: No.

Chrissy: We're doing it!

Vickie: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Chrissy, carrying Vickie: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Vickie at guards, knocking them out*

Chrissy: Ahh, classic!

Vickie: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Chrissy, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

(Well I didn't know Chrissy could throw Vickie)

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Vickie, to Chrissy: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Chrissy: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Chrissy: And I started thinking.

Chrissy: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Chrissy: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Vickie: Are you ok?

(does this next incorrect quote answer your question?)

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Chrissy: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

(does it?)

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Vickie, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Chrissy: You're kinda ugly.

(another quote)

Chrissy: And how do you want your coffee?

El: Black, like my soul.

Chrissy:

Chrissy: El, your soul is a latte.

(I love her ✨🥺)

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Vickie: El, what are you doing?

El: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Vickie: You could always take it out and count it.

El: Where’s the fun in that?

(yea, stop making logical ideas)

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Vickie: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

El: Yes.

Vickie: I love you.

El: It back.

*Later*

Chrissy: Why is Vickie crying face-down on the floor?

(El confused on what she did wrong, because she said 'it back')

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Chrissy: So I was just having a conversation with El about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!

El: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.

Chrissy: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????

El: Exhaust?

Chrissy: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.

El: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole…

Chrissy: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.

El: We're onto something here!

Chrissy: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.

El: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.

Chrissy: His lightsaber does though.

*El thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes*

Chrissy: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.

El: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.

Chrissy: Fair point.

(oh God, who introduced them to Star Wars...but also very interesting tho)

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Chrissy: Vickie, I don't like you.

Vickie: What did you say?

Chrissy: You heard me!

Vickie, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

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El: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

(or rollerskates)

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Chrissy: Fight me!

Vickie, standing behind them and holding a knife with El standing there having death glare: *mouths* Do not.

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[Murray adopting Robin AU: Robin's protection Squad]

Erica: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Lucas:

Erica:

Lucas: ...Please, go back to bed.

(Erica trying to convince Lucas to also bully Steve)

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Robin: Max... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Max: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Robin: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

(this is so fucking adorable 🥺😭 *holds gently* 🤲)

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Lucas: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Murray: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

(Well, he's not that wrong)

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Lucas: Erica, I am questioning your sanity...

Robin: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

(When Erica suggested something to do against Steve)

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Nancy: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Max: It was Robin.

Lucas: It was Robin.

Erica: Robin broke it.

Robin:

Robin: ...yOU PROMISED-

(wow, what a great protection Squad)

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Lucas: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Erica: Sounds fake but ok.

(we're all in this together 🎶)

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Lucas: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Murray: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Lucas:

Lucas: *sobs*

Max: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

(Poor Lucas 🥺)

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Squad reactions to being called straight:

Max: The fuck, no I'm not.

Nancy: Excuse the hell out of you?

Erica: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Lucas: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Murray: Rude.

Robin: *punches the person*

(Nancy joins the protection Squad later in the AU, anyway seems accurate enough without changing)

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Robin: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Lucas: No.

Erica: I did not.

Murray: I may have actually forgotten one.

Max: Also no.

Robin: Oh good, neither did I.

Nancy: *Exhausted sigh*

(Love them all)

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Max: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Lucas: ...I did. I broke it.

Max: No. No you didn't. Robin?

Robin: Don't look at me. Look at Murray.

Murray: What?! I didn't break it.

Robin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Murray: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Robin: Suspicious.

Murray: No, it's not!

Nancy: If it matters, probably not, but Erica was the last one to use it.

Erica: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Nancy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Erica: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nancy!

Lucas: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Max.

Max: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Erica: Max... Robin's been awfully quiet.

Robin: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Max, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Max: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Max:

Max: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(Max in b flat 😪 but I love how fitting it is tho)

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Nancy: You know, when Steve comes over, Max can get a little…

Erica: Psycho?

Lucas: Scary?

Robin: Drunk?

Nancy: All three.

(I wonder why 😑)

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Nancy: Time for plan G.

Robin: Don’t you mean plan B?

Nancy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Erica: What about plan D?

Nancy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lucas: What about plan E?

Nancy: I’m hoping not to use it. Steve dies in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

(I think Erica also likes plan E)

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Robin, at Nancy: You're my significant other.

Nancy: Yeah I am!

Robin, at Max: You're my child.

Max: Yes boss.

Robin, at Steve: You're my bitch.

Steve: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Robin, at Lucas: My bestie.

Lucas: Naturally.

Robin, Erica: HA, GAY!

Erica: Fuck you.

(She only did it because Erica say it to her once)

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Robin: Bye Nancy! Bye Lucas! Bye Steve! Bye Erica! Bye Nancy!

Max: You said ‘bye Nancy’ twice.

Robin: I like Nancy.

(we know)

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Lucas: Between Robin, Erica, Steve, and Nancy -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Max: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Lucas: Steve?

Max: Yeah, but I don't know why.

(you know why 👀)

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Max: You're alive.

Steve: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

(Plan E didn't work 😔)

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Lucas: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Murray: That sounds like a dare to me.

Lucas: Oh my god.

(Murray no.)

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Max, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Robin: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Robin:

Robin: It's perfume.

(well at least your breath won't stink?)

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Erica: This is getting embarrassing.

Robin: Getting? We’re already there!

(Erica when they have on of their hang outs including Lucas and Max)

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Lucas, when Max walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.

Lucas: *accidentally smacks Robin in the face with the baking sheet*

(Lucas apologized a million times)

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Max to Steve: I don't dab. I stab.

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Max: Hey Erica, do you wanna help us?

Erica: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Max: But we have a plan in how to get revenge on Ste-

Erica: I'm in.

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Robin: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

(That was Robin after she distants herself from the party)

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Erica: I don’t mean to be rude—

Robin: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

(Erica and the other checking in on Robin when she distances herself)

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Robin: Big day today, Lucas. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

Lucas: Mustard– looks less like blood.

(Ronance adopting Lucas and Erica✨)

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Erica: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Robin.

Erica: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Erica: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Robin: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Erica: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Robin: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Erica: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

(We shall never know😔)

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Lucas: Who hurt you?

Robin: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Lucas: ...Yes, actually.

(When they found Robin at Murray's, also love Lucas ❤️✨)

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Lucas: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Erica:

Lucas: Vroom vroom, come out already.

(Lucas you better run 👀)

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Robin: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Lucas's birthday invitations.

Max: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Robin: "Lucas's birthday".

Max: So, what do they say instead?

Robin: "Lucas’s bi".

Max:

Max: Works out either way.

(Cute)

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Max: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Lucas: A pet WHAT?!

Erica: William Snakespeare.

(does it fit? Idk.. kinda?)

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Max: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Steve: Bees?

Max: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Steve: Wait-

*Lucas approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

(That's what Erica didn't want to help with, but then did help)

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Murray: Steve doesn’t deserve you.

Murray: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Robin: I'm gone.

Murray: Now go chop their dick off.

(Murray when Robin told him about what Steve did)

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Murray: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Nancy: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Robin I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Nancy, very much awake: Uh oh.

(well let's see if that ends well)

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(nsfw?)

Robin: Nancy, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Nancy, naked in Robin's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Robin, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

(well that ended more then well)

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If you want more context for the

Murray adopting Robin AU

look at @corgiplays post

(sorry that I added you, I actually didn’t want to at first but few quotes actually fit the AU so I decided to add you and people can find the post easier)

hope you liked it!

Lots of love ✨❤️🤗✨

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Just a few thoughts on Manifest and theories (more like wishes) on what might happen in season 4. You can chime in with your thoughts if you want. Everything is under the cut because, spoilers……..

There better be no time-jump as it would be nice for them to pay homage to Grace and also I want to see how Ben reacts when he gets home. Poor Ben😥, he has really dark and hard times ahead of him.

I think we saw the last of young Cal and going forward it will be grown up Cal. He told Grace ‘I know what we need to do now’ which I took to mean that he beat the death date and he knows what to do to save the other passengers from their death date. He also should know how to get Captain Daly and the woman he disappeared with back to this reality. What reality is Daly in? Did he go back to the original reality because he came and took the plane? They better show us where he is at. OMG the poor guy. He looked so terrified😨😱. That would be interesting if they are going to be dealing with different realities going forward.

I know the show is all about parallels, but they better not be redeeming Angelina as they did Saanvi for killing the Major because I aint here for that.

Speaking of Angelina, I am curious to know when and how she connected with Adrian after she got to New York. She really played the Stones didn’t she? What is it about Angelina that made the Stones get the callings wrong when the calling was about her or connected to her? a) she was connected to the meth heads and the Stones got that calling that killed the meth heads wrong. b) Cal and his insisting that the callings told him Angelina should be at the Stones. Really Cal? The callings wanted Angelina there to kill and kidnap, really? c) we saw that Zeke read what Angelina was feeling wrong d) Mick got the calling wrong on who was going to die/be killed. So what is it about Angelina and them getting these callings wrong?

Jace in s3 told Mick ‘the pain I will bring down on you, a holy vengeance like nothing you’ve ever seen’ and now I am questioning if the vengeance he was talking about what Angelina just did to the Stones because as we know, he (Jace) was connected to Angelina.

Also it didn’t escape me that Tarik was stabbed to death (by Jace) and here we have Angelina stabbing Grace to death. And let’s not forget that Angelina was connected to Jace and Pete by that pic from the ice cream place. I know Angelina better not have had revenge on her mind due to Pete’s death because the Stones got that calling wrong.

So Eden got all glowy golden eyes when Angelina was stealing her away. We’ve seen glowing through out this season and it was always leading to something bad happening. Angelina better not do something bad to Eden. I also do think that going forward, Eden might be the “new young Cal” in that she will be the one to have special connections to the callings like young Cal had.

I also do expect/hope that grown up Cal has a special ‘gift’ like Zeke did when he beat his death date. I can’t wait to find out what special gift that will be.

I could go on and on about this since that was a lot packed in two hours but Warner brothers (and whoever else) better renew this for S4 because we refuse to have things end on that note😠.

#nbc manifest #Manifest theories #manifest spoilers #manifest nbc

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lovecre · 3 years

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confessions - edemaki

eden was the only one working in the jujutsu high clinic today, due to shoko off on a vacation. ‘she really needed one, anyway…’ eden thought, cleaning off some tools.

there was a knock on the clinic door, startling him. he set down the tools and opened the door, only to be greeted by a slightly panicked maki. (which was DEFINITELY out of character for her.)

“eden.” she said in a serious tone. “inumaki is… hurt, really hurt.”

“what?!” eden’s eyes widened. “bring him here, set him on one of the beds.”

maki nodded, dragging a badly wounded inumaki, and laid him on the nearest bed, as gently as she could.

“panda and i are okay, we’re not too badly hurt.” she informed, turning around to face eden. “we can take care of ourselves. we went on a mission earlier today and inumaki got… well, you know.”

eden nodded. the life of a jujutsu sorcerer was a dangerous one, fighting off powerful cursed spirits often.

maki left, leaving eden alone with a barely conscious inumaki.

eden took a deep breath, and got to work on cleaning up inumaki’s injuries.

there was a bad bash on the side of his torso, and one of his legs was sprained.

eden applied a healing balm and washed off the gash, and propped up his leg on a pillow.

“something like this will only heal with time…” he mumbled to himself.

he had for some difficulty removing the top of inumaki’s uniform to get to his wound, but he managed. of course, it was a bit embarrassing, but he had to stay professional.

eden felt very strongly for inumaki. when they had first met, the boy’s curse had startled him, given its… strangeness.

inumaki was a cursed technique user, and the source of his power was his voice. any command he gave, the people around him were forced to obey. he never took advantage of his power, and only used it in the most dire of situations, which eden always admired.

he could only communicate using the names of onigiri toppings, strangely enough, which made for some very odd conversations.

“…kelp?” came a weak voice.

case in point.

eden turned around. “oh, good, you’re awake!” he sighed, relieved. “how do you feel?”

inumaki tried sitting up and grimaced. “fish flakes.”

“ah, not so good, then.” eden laughed nervously. “yeah, you got hurt pretty badly in that mission you went on today.” he gestured to his bandaged form. “sorry for, uh… undressing you while you were unconscious, but i had to get to the wound.”

inumaki seemed to realize that he was without a shirt, and immediately went red, refusing to look eden in the eye.

“um, i can go get you a spare shirt if you’d like?” eden offered. “i’m pretty sure we have some left over from that bake sale a few months ago.”

inumaki nodded, still avoiding eden’s gaze. “salmon.”

eden headed to the back of the clinic, opening one of the cabinets and dragging out an oversized, red shirt with white text on it. ‘JUJUTSU HIGH BAKE SALE 20XX’. the bake sale was gojo’s idea, of course, and it surprisingly made them a decent amount of money despite its ridiculousness.

he handed the shirt to inumaki, who wrinkled his nose at the strong scent of medicine clinging onto it. he slipped it on anyway, not having much of a choice.

as inumaki was getting dressed, eden got a notification on his phone from his friend. it was romeo, someone he met while on a rescue mission. he wasn’t a sorcerer, but he could see curses. he refused to become a sorcerer, instead opting to live a semi-normal life and attend college.

ROMEO: HIII EDEN how are you?? i’m currently like, up to my neck in essays i have to get finished T_T

EDEN: HI ROMEO i’m ok i’m just. u know. patching up one of the sorcerers as always… they’re always going out and getting themselves hurt and my work is never over!!!!!!

ROMEO: LMAOOOOAOAO i felt that :( which sorcerer?? you’ve told me about them before

ROMEO: omg wait. wait wait waiat don’t tell me is it. that one guy you have a crush on. uhhh what was his name. the onigiri guy

eden turned slightly pink. it was true, he did have romantic feelings for inumaki, but he never expressed them, always scared of rejection. he could be happy like this, taking care of him as friends… this as good enough for him.

EDEN: HOW. HOW DID YOU DO TAHT. yes it’s inumaki.

ROMEO: i’m a genius actually

“mustard leaf.” inumaki called from his bed.

eden pocketed his phone, texting a quick goodbye to his friend, and hurried over to inumaki.

he looked a little silly, in the huge t-shirt that didn’t match his appearance at all. inumaki had pale, cream-colored hair and dull violet eyes. the bright red of the shirt looked … well, red wasn’t his color.

eden did not voice his thoughts, for obvious reasons.

inumaki tried moving his leg, almost immediately letting out a pained hiss. “tuna…”

eden rushed to sit him back down. “ah, you shouldn’t do that… your leg is sprained, so you shouldn’t try walking without crutches.”

inumaki frowned. “tuna mayo.” he muttered.

“well, at least you’ll have a break from training.” eden halfheartedly tried to joke.

inumaki shrugged and laid down. “bonito flakes.”

eden sat on the end of inumaki’s bed.

the two sat in silence for a few minutes until eden sighed.

“i’m really worried about you.” he said quietly. “you’re always going off on these dangerous missions, and… one day, what if you don’t come back?” his voice cracked. “i’ll… really miss you. you’re a very dear… friend to me. so…” he took a deep breath. “so. don’t die, okay?”

he looked over at inumaki. the boy was staring at eden, surprised.

“yeah, sorry, that was sudden.” eden scratched the back of his head. “sorry”

inumaki reached over and took eden’s hand in his. “salmon.”

eden smiled. “you should probably rest now. are you hungry?” he asked, changing the subject.

inumaki shook his head no, instead opting to lay down.

“gonna sleep?”

inumaki nodded, closing his eyes.

“i’m going to go get dinner, will you be okay by yourself?” eden fretted.

“salmon!” inumaki made a dismissive motion with his hands.

“okay, okay…” eden took one last look at inumaki over his shoulder, and left.

he returned a few minutes later with a dish in one hand and a glass of milk in the other. he had gotten some instant noodles for dinner, not wanting to leave inumaki alone for too long.

he set his food on a nearby counter and went to check up on his patient.

inumaki was breathing evenly, a peaceful look on his face, fast asleep.

eden smiled fondly at the sight. he sat on the end of inumaki’s bed.

“you’re really pretty, you know.” he said quietly. “i always thought you were pretty.” he stared at the floor. he really needed to sweep soon. sighing, he continued. “i really admire you. you’re really… i don’t know. i just really like you.” he hesitated. “i don’t know why. i just find myself thinking about you a lot. i want you to be happy.”

“kelp?”

eden nearly jumped out of his skin. “ah-?! you… you were awake?”

inumaki nodded, eyes wide and face pink. “t-tuna?”

eden coughed, looking away. “uh… sorry. i guess you know how i feel about you, now.” his face was burning with shame. what was going to happen now? did inumaki not want to be friends anymore? “p…please forget this happened.”

he went to stand up and walk away, but inumaki grabbed onto his arm, wincing from the pain.

eden turned around. “i…inumaki? are you okay?” he nervously asked.

“fish flakes.” inumaki gestured for eden to come closer.

hands trembling slightly, eden obliged. was inumaki going to hit him? he knew it was an unrealistic worry, inumaki would never do something like that, but his anxiety was clouding his thoughts nonetheless.

inumaki made an effort to sit up straight, and gently tugged eden by his shirt down near his face, and kissed him on the cheek.

eden froze. did that just happen? once he processed the fact that his long-time crush had just kissed him (on the cheek, but still.)

“um… does this mean… uh… are we…?”

inumaki covered his head with the clinic blanket.

eden softly pulled the blanket off his head. inumaki was no doubt flustered. the blanket had messed up his hair, and his face was red.

eden smiled. “hey, look at me.”

inumaki peeked up at eden. “mustard leaf?”

eden planted a kiss on inumaki’s forehead. “so… are we dating now?”

inumaki paused, and nodded.

eden would definitely have to have time to process this. for now, though, he needed to eat his dinner.

TAGLIST: @nyaing @sealovinq @honeycombscereal @catake

#♥️.txt #self insert #self ship #self shipping #selfship #selfshipping #mlm self ship #mlm selfship #trans self ship #trans selfship

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seijorhi · 4 years

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asks :)

Sorry for the delay y’all :)

Been reading Bite The Bullet again and I was wondering if I could ask/thirst about which team members started pushing the line of what was appropriate and what they were doing when they did so? 👀 (sorry I'm a whore for Shiratorizawa)

Semi semi and Tendou for sure!! (and they definitely dragged Ushijima into it too). Thy’ve always been a little more ‘hands on’ with their manager. It’s a little bit possessive and born out of jealousy - especially at games and stuff, but also because they just... can? And what starts as a hug, kind of becomes a little less innocent when hand dips lower to rest on the curve of your ass (and they’ll play it off with a laugh when you squeak and flush if maybe they just happen to squeeze). It’s normal for you to come into the change rooms after practice because they just have to talk to you about something. About volleyball of course. They’ll forget it if they have to wait. And isn’t it your job to help them when they’re injured and sore? Because Semi’s back’s been twinging a nit and Tendou thinks he might have pulled a muscle in his leg? Maybe a massage might help? You’re such a good little manager for them!

And really, sometimes signals get so easily misread. With you on your knees, looking up at them with those wide, innocent eyes, who can really blame them for taking that next step? You never said no.

You didn’t say yes either.

Reading that Hitman!Iwa fic was like taking a shot of serotonin in my veins that was so wonderful!!!! Your writing is always so nice and always evokes a feeling of dread for reader yet I cant help but still love these creepy men !!! Please take all my love ❤️💞💓💗💕❤️💞❤️💗💕

Ahh thank you so much, bby!

OKAY correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the end of NFWMB (love you for that btw) kind of a happy ending?? like, when he 'coaxes you into a lingering kiss', I felt like that meant that you agreed to being kept by him?? am I reading this wrong??

either way, I looooved it and I literally jumped from joy when I got the notif you uploaded something because I have the biggest boner for iwaizumi lately and I adore everything you write!

So I guess it’s up to you to interpret the ending how you want to? The reader is crying at that point (When he comes home, his shirt flecked with blood, his hands still dripping with it and coaxes your stricken, tear stained face up into a lingering kiss...) but how you want to interpret that crying - relief, being overwhelmed with the whole situation, fear, whatever - is totally up to you :)

so i read the iwachan hitman au (i love it great job fantastic beautiful✨) and i keep thinking of a scene where iwa gives you the same cookie you gave him and be like look! remember when you gave me this cookie? that's when i fell in love with you <3 all you can think about is how you wish that business man threw that coffee at you instead of iwa saving you -@shamelessaizawaslut

I mean nobody really wants hot coffee thrown at them, but yeah, I get your point. I think the reader would also regret being so nice (maybe if you hadn’t have smiled, or didn’t offer him the muffin and the cookie the next day, maybe he would have walked away) - all the internalised victim blaming :(

but sdfgjkjgfgh thank you!!

Listening to NFWMB & From Eden while reading Hitman Iwa 👌👌👌👌👌

Yaaas! I’m still such a whore for Hozier and these songs are MOOD!

I WILL BE UTILIZING THE FACT THAT SUGGESTIONS ARE OPEN AND I AM SUGGESTING A PART 2 FOR FOR NOTHING FUCKS WITH MY BABY

😉

Out of the yandere haikyuu boys, who do you think would enjoy a submissive darling? Like they're naturally very compliant and since most of them are basically made up of muscle they're just scared of them and just becomes very obedient.

Hmm, tbh I think a lot of them would but Ushijima is legit top of that list. That man wants to come home, give you a look (which is gonna basically be his normal face because that man does not emote) and have you on your back with your legs spread so he can breed you like the good little housewife you are.

Hi, are there things that you won't write? I've read the rules but there are no exceptions, so I'm wondering if you have forgotten to update or if you are really alright with anything?

👀what kind of fuckery are you gonna send me?? My rules say that i don’t do beastiality & watersports - those are my hard no’s. I don’t like to write anything gory/super heavy on abuse, but for most things I’m open to considering it (also sometimes you don’t realise you’re not cool with something until you see it if that makes sense?

during quarantine? i’ve started reading fanfics again after years and you were a huge reason i started again. You’re a really good writer with a dark mind, i love it!!

hey um i love you no biggie (but thank you!!!)

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnnnffff at the "manager flees successfully (for now) from Inarizaki", I am just blown away, omg. i LOVED that idea and that their darling knew exactly when to better make a run for it. and their reactions in general after the night??? Holy fucking shit, yes. Thank you for the food, omg. Your writing and your mind are just something else, thank uuuu!!!!!!!!!

💕💕💕 Thank you!! I do love doing little drabble snippets for you guys!

Just wanted to remind awesome writers to rest, and if u don’t vibe with a request, feel free to not do it 💕 self > above all

I say these words like a mantra and they do not sink in but bby I’m trying so I think that should count for something. Also I love you and I’d die for you.

#BD answers #fic q's #ask #anon #not a request #minor breeding kink #just fyi #tw dub con

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pinkandblueblurbs · 3 years

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hi bestie its eden is this how i send an ask ?? anyway do the ship / 🛏 thing im curious jdhskhs (and congrats on 3.5k that’s wild i’m proud of u :D)

EDEN HI OMG U DID IT!! U SENT AN ASK!! i always forget ur on here just able to see me be a simp and talk abt porn oops

but imma do marvel and hp bc i love you :) i’d say Ginny from HP bc she’s clearly bi and she’s a badass gorgeous athlete and sassy and yeah. reminds me of ur irl crush heheh

and for marvel i’d say.... Valkryie! Again badass bisexual who’s sassy and sexy and just. amazing. you two would absolutely kick ass together. Her or Monica Rambeu :)

#gill’s 3.5k event

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autumnslance · 4 years

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Hello! Are you looking forward to 5.3, and do you have any story predictions? :)

I am very much looking forward to 5.3! I am planning to be up bright and early in the morning (6am my time) for the Live Letter and likely a trailer. I also took Patch Day off work so I can just play and not sit and be unproductive and distracted at work all day.

As a reminder: trailers are meant to hype us up and are often cut to be misleading! Incomplete, out of context voiced lines over entirely unrelated scenes/images! Things spliced together to pique interest and fuel theories! Do not trust it!

They may use more NieR music. Or part of the boss theme for the Secret Trial. Or both.

I had a lot to say so here’s a cut!

Predictions? Hrm. At this point I’m not sure. I can think of a few different possibilities, especially with The Crystal Tower raids becoming mandatory (and honestly they should have just done that before Shadowbringers entirely). We also know Our Lady Natsuko Ishikawa is back to lead writing for this finale of the storyarc she’s guided this entire time.

-I do think the Crystal Tower on the Source will become important again, as will its slumbering keeper. There’ve been hints dropped to that regard since the end of 5.0.

-I’m not so sure the Exarch will die; there’s a lot of talk about it and people claiming “OMG death flags!!!” but that just makes me think the opposite; he might come close, but with the way the narrative has relied on second chances and hope, I don’t see it as that likely. Also Her Grace Ishikawa dislikes killing off characters if she can help it, so unless she’s under orders, I feel it’s unlikely.

There are other ways The Queen can break our hears, after all.

-I am ready for a big, teary scene where Ryne says goodbye to the Scions, especially Thancred. There are a couple possibilities for how it can go, though.

-Interrupted by an enemy/event, leaving only last soft looks and things still unsaid but the communication is finally there.

-Thancred (and/or Urianger and/or Y’shtola) end up remaining on the First after all, perhaps to give the others a chance, or to help the Exarch, or Ryne, or similar last minute emergency reasons; unintentional, but they won’t just leave their friends hanging.

-The Archons do get to leave, but it’s difficult getting them back to their bodies; this is where I think Young G’raha comes back in. His blood on the Source can be used to reverse what Exarch does on the First to get the Scions into the souljars and back into corporeal form.

-A big part of me wants Ryne to last minute suddenly have to help us get the Scions back. That’s been my theory the whole time and I won’t let go until this is resolved. Minfilia got the Heroes of the First home with her, Ryne could be able to do the same; she’s as Blessed as the WoL is, after all, and just as Rejoined.

-That last one does leave Gaia alone, though, which is rough, but also she could finish Eden on her own at this clean break point in that story. While Ryne dearly loves and wants to rebuild the First, she is the Oracle of Light--and Light’s time over that world is done. That Oracle’s powers and point of hope are no longer needed, but a personification of Darkness’ changes, well...

-Runar may have a role somehow; there’s theorizing on the focus on him last patch, and him overhearing Y’shtola talk of leaving, might leave him open to manipulation.

-Frankly all the new-minted WoLs are open to manipulation, and Elidibus turning them on the Scions somehow.

-I want Angelo to come back with Alisaie. Barring that, she immediately remakes him. I definitely want a scene or at least mention of her testing her new technique on Ga Bu, but that might take another patch or two.

(I’m pretty sure out of all of them, the twins are definitely getting home; their stories on the First have been neatly wrapped up and their role alongside the WoL keeps them pretty safe, I think)

-I want a stabilized portal with the First. I don’t want the world “cut off” so far as plot goes (open for us to return for leveling/crafting/instanced reasons, but the story there being over). It would negate in so many ways the point of saving the First to let it rot in MMO static world status, but I’m also sure that’s likely to happen. Story moves on, as do the lives there, but the game can’t depict it unless there’s a plot reason for it to update.

-We’ll start working on the still-destroyed other side of the Firmament. It’ll go much like the last patch’s progression did, as that actually worked out rather well. Maybe it’s a new form of player housing. Possibly. They’ve got to come up with something different.

-Anogg and Konog will blow things up. Machine lifeforms will attack the Goggs’ carnival. The Chief will yell and curse a lot. Nines may end up helping protect people from the machine lifeforms and then begrudgingly work with us, and 2B if we can wake her; she’s in promo art still so may get woken up during the story leading into the Bunker. I know there’s at least one other faction in NieR those figures in the art could be, and the gear they hinted will be based on said figures. We’ll learn some, but not the whole story, of what happened to 2B and why Nines was enraged while not infected (his eyes were clear). Maybe we’ll meet A2; as a boss? I doubt we’ll see Adam and/or Eve until part 3, though; they feel like end bosses, if I understand their role in story right (I’ve not played any NieR).

-People will gripe and whine there are no changes to the actual writing, dialogue, or voice acting for ARR, especially in EN, not realizing how much more work that is, not to mention probably legal issues and contractual obligations with that studio and the actors.

-I’m hoping for Class and Job quests for New Game+

(as an aside, I would love for the ARR Beast Tribes to get retooled to be a bit more like HW and later Beast Tribes, and ARR and HW DoL/DoH quests to get updated to be more StB-style; for one thing, it’s an actual test of your gathering/crafting skills, not “buy it from the MB/have a buddy make it” and for two, once contained to story items, it might make it easier to add those quests to New Game+)

-Please give us Hildibrand. Please. I’m begging, SE! Greg canonically has riftwalking powers and used them at the end of StB Hildy. Please. Give us the Inspector, he’s how the WoL destresses from what MSQ throws at them.

There’s probably more I’m forgetting, but this is more than enough for now. I’m trying not to go too hard on speculation, as whatever happens will still surprise me somehow.

I do expect tears though. Lots and lots of tears.

#prompts #blogging #about me #Patch 5.3 #Reflections in Crystal #speculation #Dark Autumn #Aeryn Striker #C'oretta Khell #Iyna Cauld #Anonymous

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you-are-my-neverland · 4 years

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nano 2020 final update

now playing: a playlist for yourself sad (slowed down songs)

final wc. 57, 114 words

general thoughts:

let me try to keep this short: i won!!! honestly, it was very exciting, considering this is like my sixth nano and the only one i’ve cracked an actual 50k on - ahead of schedule, too! (and on that - congrats to everyone who wrote this month! you all did awesome, even if you didn’t make your goal <3).

my writing pace slowed a little, which was fine - we did have thanksgiving break, but honestly that was just for me to further relax (& upon return the stress of school slammed full force hhhh). it’s been a bit tricky because i do have a large ensemble cast of varying importance whose relevance will likely cycle around, but incorporating them into the story is difficult. i’m trying to build relationships for further chapters, but without forgetting or sidelining anyone too much. it’s been a bit crazy, especially since my outline is not super detailed and i didn’t ever get around to writing my character arcs for book 1 like i was planning on. oh well.

we did hit the first little conflict hill though!!

the future:

honestly, i don’t know where i’m going with this - not my wip, but like with writing it and posting updates. this is technically my final nano update, but like i don’t plan on stopping writing this regularly because might as well ride with it, you know? anyways. i think when i have a title, i’ll make a wip intro about it. hopefully my writing doesn’t peter off - i’ll have to try to police myself, like that ever works out (well it did this year but. you know).

if you want to be on a taglist for future possible updates, let me know! right now it’s just @semblanche <3

also here’s the pinterest which i am still building and organizing (i’ll create a spotify playlist in due time)

some scenes:

(beneath the cut because i went a little overboard)

“You jest,” Eden said, looking amused. Ophelia noticed he wasn’t wrinkling his brow as much anymore, as if the headache had finally gone away, or at least she had distracted him from it, which she took as a win.

“I am only ever perfectly serious,” she said.

“I don’t doubt it,” Eden replied.

They looked out at the ocean a while longer.

notes: ophelia and eden (& sebastian) as friends with a certain vibe that i really like ... they’re kind of cute okay <3 but insofar platonic

“That’s fine, I always keep elastic ones on me,” Luce replied, continuing to chat as she began to braid after dividing Ophelia’s hair into a neat part. “Your hair is so nice and straight. It does whatever I want it too. I usually practice hairdos on Laurie, but both of her hair never wants to obey the laws of gravity or force, you know? I’m not pulling too tight, am I?”

Ophelia, who had actually sunk into a relaxed state and felt rather as if she had transcended—it had been so long since someone had touched her hair, her mother stopping brushing it long ago—almost missed the question, before quickly saying, “No, it feels really nice.”

notes: trying to build and integrate ophelia, luce & briar friendship so ophelia can have actual good friendships, also because healthy girl friendships are necessary for any good work xD

Asriel glanced at her over his shoulder, the flames casting a sharp outline across his narrow profile. “It’s not my fault if you take offense to every small thing. Maybe you should think about why you consider that to be a personal attack on you. Perhaps you’re doing something wrong?”

Ophelia exhaled sharply and looked away from him, her fist dropping to her side. She could feel tears pricking at her eyes, and it was so infuriating that she almost wanted to cry—cry over the fact that a single sentence made her want to cry to even begin with.

“Forget this,” she said, forcing herself to speak slowly as to not betray the tightness of her throat she felt all of the sudden. “I don’t need to go with you. I’ll make it out on my own. Have fun in the dark.” She stormed past him, shoulder checking him into the wall, and focused on her feet and surroundings carefully, not willing to embarrass herself any further.

“Ophelia,” Asriel said. Just her name. Nothing else. It was enough to make her stop, even as she insistently told her feet to keep going. She looked just barely over her shoulder at him and saw his body sigh with the sound of it leaving his lips. “Let’s go together,” he said, coming up to stand next to her.

“No way,” she said. “You might ‘need’ me, but I definitely don’t need you.”

notes: anyways ophelia & asriel are supposed to be like rivals and the reader isn’t supposed to like asriel that much, but also my personal bias shines through in my writing and i once again make my intentions obvious (enemies to lovers hghjskjs)

She opened her eyes and looked up to see Asriel staring back at her, sitting on the ledge and dangling his feet, a hand still over hers, despite the flames that had started to dance across his skin as well. He didn’t so much as flinch, though Ophelia could make out the slight reddening of his skin beneath the fire. She frowned at that and considered reeling it back in, but who was she if he wanted to risk his life? People got burned. It wasn’t anything that a healer couldn’t solve.

She was struck by his gaze. Not that it carried much intensity, but by the fact that it didn’t—he looked at her as he looked at everything else, with a gaze that simply swept by one momentarily and deemed it not worth his interest. Nothing was worth his interest. Nothing made him smile or laugh; he only frowned, slightly, at some things, sometimes at Ophelia, but he never looked at her with the burning hatred she felt he must see on her face every time they made eye contact.

notes: uh oh this rivalry might have been one sided the entire time? hm.

“You could have killed me.” When she looked up, her eyes were rimmed with red and her voice was raw with some unspoken emotion.

Asriel didn’t flinch. “It was a risk I was willing to take.”

“You don’t get to gamble with my life,” Ophelia said, spitting out each word as if they hurt her to say.

“It wasn’t even real,” Asriel replied, unbothered and unfazed.

“Merlin,” Ophelia whispered, looking away and then staggered to her feet, hands clenched into fists at her side. “I hate you so much. I wish I had made all of you burn alive.” She turned and slammed through the door, letting it bang shut with an echo that resonated throughout the room.

notes: oh yeah. this is why she doesn’t like him lol.

“How classy,” Bell drawled. “Ruel, do you think he should be allowed to rebel with us?”

Ruel shrugged her knobby shoulders, popping her bubble and swallowing the gum back between her teeth. “We shouldn’t invite people.” They exchanged a look with weighted emotions in their eyes that felt much too serious for the current situation. Asriel felt his fingers tighten around his arms, cutting off the circulation, as he waited.

“True enough.” Their heads turned in unison to blink at a still standing Asriel: Ruel’s heavy lidded pale gray blue ones and Bell’s dark brown eyes with the thin double eyelid crease.

“See you around, then,” Bell said. “If it’s fate, we’ll meet again.”

Asriel bit back a scoff, a short huff escaping his lips instead. “If that’s that you believe.”

“Ah, so he’s a skeptic,” Bell remarked, voice cold and eyes narrowing.

Asriel gave them both a long look, feeling slightly amused at the conversation and somewhat curious about what a further one would entail.

“I don’t believe in fate,” he said. “And even if fate does exist, it’s far from impartial.”

“Is that your way of saying you doubt we’ve made fate’s favorites list?” Bell asked, looking like they were half joking and half actually interested in what Asriel had to say.

“I don’t know,” Asriel said. “Do you honestly believe fate has taken any notice of you at all?”

“I’m not one of the Divine,” Bell said. “So I couldn’t say, honestly. Could you?”

Asriel let his hands drop to his sides, where he tucked them into his pockets and ignored the burn and pain that came with the movements.

“I would hope,” he started softly. “That fate has no plans for me at all. Good day.

notes: asriel pov asriel pov asriel pov! the way he’s one of what i like to call the core four (not me writing cour fore rip omg, but also that’s sebastian, ophelia, vincent, and him - our mcs if i ever had such a thing) but this is his first pov in 50k. bell & ruel are two minor characters that kind of wormed their way into my heart and now i think i’m attached - maybe they’ll all be friends.

#writers on tumblr #writing #my writing #creative writing #nanowrimo 2020 #nano 2020 #wip: nano 2020 #fantasy #friendship #eh whatever #12.3.2020 #chapter eight was a good chapter.#the way i have a projected ~31-2 chapters and like 1/4 of the way through the chapter count we're at 50k #omg #guess i'll go wild then #this is a long update rip #i just see asriel and i fall in love with him #he's like draco malfoy. but also he is NOT draco malfoy at all in the slightest it makes no sense

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cruddyborderlandstheories · 4 years

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This is H2o au related so if u don't care for H2o au pls ignore (test post pls ignore)

How do I do a Read more on mobile

Fuck it ur all cursed with knowledge now

bitch is back on pc here’s a read more

I finally figured out the fucking TIMELINE for H2o au

That is the list of planets the black ops squad will be visiting on Serendipity (that's the name of their ship, it's the one they got after they had to scrap the Lorelei). Start: Pandora (obviously. They were all abandoned by Dahl). Then Eden-5 (I wanted a civilian/city based planet and hey it sounds like Gaige lives in, like, a suburb, so.) then Aphrodite (VENUS AMBASSADOR) which is a planet I (hopefully) made up to fit the venus ambassador plot I have going on (they get a politician sentenced to death by posing as him blah blah, long story, amazing song). Pandora again for a fun little climate changing jaunt to push people away. Junpai-7 BECAUSE GEARBOX WON'T STOP MENTIONING IT (also Cutlord Karuu is a vampire pirate queen and you all can fight me on that) where Zane meets Clay :D!! Then Erebus for the Obsidian Black (hynnng) part 1. Gaea for the Hephaestus United, then back to Erebus for Obsidian Black 2: Electric Boogaloo (also titled: Barnabas, you bastard) (also also titled: I cried writing up the concept for this because I hate killing characters).

Also imma just say it, the Eridians are straight bastards in this AU. Crazy scientist bastards. They have a huge god complex (and I mean so does the Obsidian Black Dr. Denman so HEY (BUT I MEAN WHICH CORPORATION DOESNT AY LMAO)) and we all are their 4th grade silver medal science fair project. They're kicking back in their home dimension drinking, idk, martinis or some shit, whatever it is aliens drink to get wasted, and, uh, eating... Croissants. Croissants aren't even like soley rich people food why the fuck did I pick croissants wtf. I should've said, like, lobster. And laughing at us. They are LAUGHING at us right now. Bastards. Stupid, science, God-complex having BASTARDS. See. It's like. When the corporations tested on the humans with THEIR science fair projects, now they have to realize that THEY are now being tested on with God's science fair projects. Fuck you Hyperion eat a bag of dicks. (not you Vaughn, kisses, ur perfect. Also Athena if you're you know. Running Hyperion now. Wait also Gladstone even tho ur dead. Bby ILY. AND TIMTAMS how could I forget the cookie bar).

I'm like bringing myself to tears with how much I love this au so much I just *bigg sniff*. It makes me so happy, I love werewolves and vampires and merfolk and psychics and I can just smash it all together like I'm in 2nd grade with 3 cans of different colored play dough and just this once Mr. Celebirdy can't tell me I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ART.

Like Troy, I let him inherit the psychic-ness from his dad. So he's like a godtier psychic because it's hysterical and that's it that's my reasoning for every single thing in this au. Meanwhile hiromis over here like 'uh, something bad MIGHT happen in 30 seconds. Wait and find out like the rest of us. Loser." I mean I guess Troy would also do that but not because. He literally doesn't know, just because he is kinda an asshole and would do that. Like can we all agree Typhon randomly being able to find Vaults is Hella sus. Like the fact he was shidding in Jakobs manor and then just got up and walked towards where the Vault would be??? Like. Ya Boi is psychic. Only logical explanation here shut up its the only. Logical explanation I am not taking any other answers.

Hammerlock is a werewolf? Yes because a posh hunter gentleman turning into a big pubby who loves hunting with a hat on is hysterical to me. Double for Aurelia who is EVEN MORE posh and ITS TOTALLY UNBECOMING OF A WOMAN AS RICH AS ME, DARLING. But awoo. What if Aurelia is just the tiny pubby. Like Hammerlock is a big fuckin majestic as hell wolf and Aurelia is like. Tiny fluff ball. Oh my god. Yes. Also Wainwright with his werewolf boyfriend husband because the echo memes are too good.

And zer0 is a dullahan because imagine the fucking hype behind Zer0 FINALLY taking their helmet off for the first time. Everyone is like :D Omg. And it's happening and it's happening and THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING THERE. Also the fact that Zane 1. Knows Zer0 from past bar experiences and 2. Has had some of his best nights start with just a head. Well it's the perfect recipe for them meeting. Just imagine the chaos that would happen in that single bar.

Also Ember is another merperson because I think that would make the line "marry me. I mean, uh, yes," extremely funny with that context because when else are you gonna find another merperson that escaped the forced psychological chains of Junpai-7. Also she likes fire!!!! It's perfection. She's perfection. I mean what? Huh?

Also I really like Tannis so of course she has a huge part in this AU (hello Megan) as the Lewis-esque character. Tho I might have plans for her in the future :) because Tannis best girl and I would die for her.

#I'm not gonna tag this with the borderlands tag because you've all suffered enough #H2o au #BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE THIS AU

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plague-of-nice · 4 years

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I Will Always Love You + Come & Get It for Naga Rider please? - Eden

AH YES THANK YOU SO MUCH FREN EDEN!! [ @thegoodshipmisadventure ]

I Will Always Love You/Come & Get It [ Naga|Rider ]

Okay so- I unfortunately do not own a copy of my game as of yet (the price conversion has not been kind to me ;;) BUT I HAVE 2 SIGNIFICANT FAVE IMAGES of Naga THAT I HAVE NOT REALLY GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO GUSH ABOUT-

(see above)

That right there? That GIF plagued my mind since I first saw the original post it was from (it was from the game’s official blog, in video form, but your local Naga Rider stan just HAD to make it a GIF), and even now that I’m like- writing the answer for this ask I’m still incredibly flustered bc oh my god???? The Abs shot??? AND LIKE- The way the lighting really emphasizes his biceps- GOD- Lab0 did not spare any expense for this man- he looks so badass!! Head turn with a glowy eye and everything!! FAM I’M NOT JOKING THIS GIF IS SO POWERFUL I LEGIT FORGET HOW TO BREATHE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT OMG--

(See above)

[Original Post] Now this image in particular is...fairly memorable to me, mostly because I pretty much believe this was one of the vital game changers™ that made me realize I love Naga|Rider... Much like in OP’s words... I mean... HELLO??!! I DIDN’T KNOW NAGA WAS SUCH A CUTIE?? HE HAS REALLY PRETTY EYES???!! and to be honest, I personally think it’s lowkey unfair that his blocking animation is pretty much the only time we see his face.

Like now that I have the opportunity to think about it, I feel like I’ve been robbed of actually seeing Naga’s laughing face (i.e referring to that one scene where he chuckles when Ajna snaps at him after startling her with his entrance). It would have been terribly cute I’m not gonna lie. I WANNA SEE MY HERO BEING A DORK!! I WANNA SEE HIM SMILE AND HEAR HIM LAUGH AND HAVE FUN!!!

#joie answers #self ship ask game #thegoodshipmisadventure #Anonymous #Naga Rider | ICQ

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wait why is AME b2 so bad??

Under the cut because this gets long and kinda rant-y, sorry

- The writers should’ve never implemented double elimination. It helped this season feel different, which was something this book needed to be successful, but it only made it feel like the new characters left way too soon. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like we hardly got to know most of them. I get that it was so there was never an odd number of contestants, but they could’ve done something like… winner is exempt every other challenge or something.

- I am convinced the writers DID NOT know what to do with Ivy or Vince. Particularly Ivy. They kept switching between the 2D villain Adam-mancers love to petty hate to this really compelling (at least imo), complicated rival character. They should have stuck with the later AND they should have paired Ivy with MC at least once, leading to addressing her betrayal from last season: letting players forgive Ivy and move on (and rekindle their romance if players did that last season) or remain bitter towards her. But mostly pairing MC and Ivy in a challenge for the drama. It boggles my mind that both Ivy and MC are in the same season, but no one bothered to pair them up. I vaguely remember it was one of the reasons S10 didn’t tank. I might be remembering some details wrong, but in-universe, didn’t fans tune it to see that sweet MC/Ivy drama? Any good showrunner would have taken advantage and milked the hell out of it by doing whatever they can to put the two in the same room. I guess Carson being portrayed as incompetent subverted that, but Carson is a fictional character so that doesn’t count. If the writers weren’t going to fully take advantage of the Ivy/MC dynamic, they should have cut Ivy from the book entirely.

- The partners. This was such a brilliant idea, but omg did they fuck it up. Why did they ONLY pair MC with Slater, Vince, and Adam. I mean, of fucking course it’s Adam, but they should’ve made it so the contestants got new partners AFTER EVERY CHALLENGE. Not when Carson felt like it or something came up. And MC should never have been paired with Adam (or Mack and Derek for that matter). It should have been Ivy (for the above reason) and all the new characters especially if they were committed to the idea of double eliminations. That way players get to know the characters one-on-one before they’re gone. Obviously, Adam is gonna stick around till the end because he’s one of the LIs and he’s on the cover. Also because of the whole proposal setup. Making him one of MC’s partners is a waste of time when you have new characters that will be leaving way before him. Diamond scenes aren’t going anywhere. That’s where they’re putting LI character+romantic development nowadays. MC, Adam, Mack, and Derek seem to have formed a friends group. They interact the most and there are several entire chapters where those three (+Jen) are the only characters to appear. What’s the point? Just pull a Total Drama and bring back the old contestants in a season 10.2, but switch up the elimination order. Having said that, yes, we do get to interact a lot with Eden/Heath and Kiara, but not characters like Yvette and Rowan. Maybe it’s just me, but I felt like I knew more about Ryder, Lina, and Han in their short time than any of the new All-Stars. These are winners and VIPs of previous seasons. They should have something to offer! If the new characters mean nothing then why waste the assets. Take Yvette for example… she’s a mom and willing to use her kids to guilt people into not voting her off. Enough to make players dislike her, but besides that moments and a few single lines, she’s a throwaway characters. And to prove my point, PB didn’t even wait for AME2 to finish before recycling her character model for a minor patient character in Open Heart. I don’t care about PB reusing assets, but can they stop being THAT lazy for five minutes.

- There’s the fact that they didn’t do anything creative with partners outside of the ones involving the MC. Particularly the ones for the LIs. Vince, for example, didn’t get paired with Adam AT ALL despite their history. Just like with MC/Ivy, why would any showrunner worth their salt not want to capitalize on the drama between Adam and Vince? Same goes for the actual writers of this book. Why even have Adam around if not to spice things up with Vince?

- And since we’re on the topic of Vince… why did he not have that big of a role? I mean, on one hand, I kinda like that he’s just a diva and annoying. I’ll give B2 that much, they subverted my expectation of Vince being the main villain of this book, but in all honestly… they should’ve went with that route. It would’ve been exciting if MC would have to ally with Ivy in order to defeat a worse contestant. Then I was expecting Slater to be the secret big bad and Vince would be a red herring, but again… nope. Vince is just a diva and Slater plays rough. Those aren’t bad things, but they were also disappointing… much like the entire book. I know they didn’t want to copy what they did in the last book, but having this book’s finale just include your friends/LI rather than having it you vs. your rival is kinda lackluster imo.

- One last thing about Vince… he almost seriously injured Adam in one of the earlier chapters and it’s never brought up again. Ever! They could’ve included a scene later on, like B1 had with Zeke, where MC could decide whether to reveal they saw Vince mess with the controls and that’d sway the opinions of the jury house and affect whether or not they’d listen to him. But of course that’s not what happened. This is Choices so consequences are only every applied to the MC.

- This “dating Jen” drama should’ve been done in full back in B1, but only for players actually romancing Jen. No offence to the other LIs, but Jen was the most appealing. Having a forbidden romance with one of the producers? Narrowly avoiding getting caught and risking your chance of staying on the show? It’s way more interesting that Adam/Mackenzie all of a sudden falling for MC just because. We know PB has the coding power. They could’ve and should’ve done it If they’re gonna have multiple endings for RoD, of all books, then they should commit to a standard for their books and should’ve coded AME A LOT better. Hell, they should’ve just outlined the whole series better, but we ended up with… this.

- Also they need to do something with Mack’s backstory… her family is poor? She wants the prize money to put her sister through college. And yet she ONLY ever sabotaged Ryder then fell in love with MC and did nothing dirty for the rest of both seasons. If they weren’t gonna make Ivy a complicated rival character, they should’ve just cut Ivy all together and given that storyline to Mack. This is mostly a B1 complaint, but it follows through to B2 because they don’t commit with Ivy and don’t do much with Mack. They introduce her family, which was interesting, but idk she lost a lot of appeal for me in B1 when she fell head over heals for my MC for no reason. Mackenzie’s route had “slow burn” written all over it, but they neglected her. Either Mack should’ve been the rival LI or they should’ve cut her and made Adam fully customizable (like Hayden) then have Ivy fill the role of second female LI.

- Again with Mack… her complaining about cheating is really funny and kinda OOC. Like I mentioned before, she literally sabotaged Ryder because he was a jerk and she wanted to win. Did the writers forget about that? This was just one of several points that shows the writers did not care about their own story and characters.

- Also they needed to do something? … anything… with Derek. Poor man, he’s the only LI who gets how this show is played. He deserves better. I don’t talk about Derek much, but I honestly love this man. He’s just dull. He needs… anything. Give him anything. Like the only significant storyline they gave him, that I can remember, is his show-mance with Ivy and that was more Ivy’s storyline than his.

- And Bianca being friend-zoned despite PB bringing her back. Really? PB must know a lot of fans like her. At the very least a lot of tumblr fans. Idk why they wouldn’t want to capitalize on that. Did they really think it wasn’t a good idea to give her a few diamond scenes? Did neglecting her again make them more money? So instead of giving Bianca… literally anything, they give Slater, a completely new character, a couple of diamond scenes and let players be a little flirty with him.

- Having Eden/Heath and Kiara getting into an accident was a good twist, I was genuinely worried about them, but I gotta laugh that it took them both out of the competition. I mean, it makes sense. They were seriously injured. Realistically, they wouldn’t be able to compete, but their elimination brought the final 6 to MC, the LIs, Vince, and Ivy/Slater. Determinant 5 of 6 contestants are from S10 and one has been in 3 seasons, 2 of which he quit. That’s so dumb. Like… were there ANY in-universe fans who saw this and thought this show was rigged? I mean, more than fans normally would about reality shows?

- How did Mack, Adam, and Derek even get on this show? At first I thought MC was surrounded by celebrities. Bianca was a model, Han was an athlete, Ryder was a pop star, etc etc. I assumed everyone else were celebutantes or something and MC was the odd one out who got lucky when they stumbled across Whitney and Jen. But nah, Mack and Adam (and I think Derek too) are just college students who applied for the show to pay for tuition??? If they’re not famous or didn’t come from fame, why did Piper invite them to compete in the first place? What was so special about them that drew her attention. This is a minor complaint, but it’s just weird to see each of the LIs come from regular families like MC. Not that what we got was bad, but like… did they win a contest or something? What’s the deal? Idk if it’s in a diamond scene I didn’t pay for, but it really should be a free piece of characterization. It would’ve made me care more about the LIs and make them more memorable.

- Does anyone think the friendship/ally status does anything besides determine who votes for who at the end of the season? Why would they implement the friendship meter from ES if they don’t use it for alternate dialogue? Because they know most of the characters won’t be in the next book? Probably, but still. I can’t tell if Adam hating MC is any different then Adam being MC’s ally besides him voting for them at the end of S10, but even then, that doesn’t make sense because he has ample reason to not vote for Ivy. And yet he still votes for Ivy if he’s anything lower than ally. Again, mostly a b1 complaint.

- Someone had a great idea (I forget who, but please message me) that the LIs should be an auto vote and for the rest, whether or not they vote for your should be based on a percentage. The higher the relationship status, the higher the chance. Friends being 75%, neutral being 50% or lower, dislike/hate somewhere around 20 -15%. As an idea.

And that’s the major ones, I’m sure there are more other people can tack on.

#ask #anon #AntiAme #but also #America's Most Eligible #cause im bitter and i love this series

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ogbellarke · 5 years

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1. What Station on the Ark would you be from?

either hydra station or agro station

2. What would you get arrested for on the Ark?

honestly stealing

3. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground?

heck yeah, screw the adults that decided the 100 were disposable

4. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..)

i wanna say a shark or a puppy

5. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be?

wells jaha, 100%. he deserved so much better than the bullshit he went through

6. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they?

bellamy, clarke, jasper, harper, miller

7. What Grounder Clan would you belong to you?

flokru or azgeda

8. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!)

kc = kaycee?

9. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious

i’ll be honest, he seemed cool and like he was real smitten with clarke but then you find out he’s a piece of shit so yeah screw that guy

10. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does?

tbh no because even though life sucks, i wouldnt want to forget everything

11. What character do you relate to most?

clarke and jasper

12. What character do you like the least?

yikes a bunch. finn, l*xa, eggo, octagon after s1

13. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical)

plaid shirt, jeans, vans, some kind of symbolic necklace

14. Favorite type of mutant animal?

the butterflies but i want to see more of the sea creatures

15. What would your job be on the Ark?

a teacher, i guess

16. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked?

fuck her but to save everyone, fine, but it’s definitely not willingly

17. If Lexa wasn’t Heda, but she was still alive then who would have made the best commander?

roan or luna

18. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty?

im an affectionate drunk so maybe the same with the jobi nuts?

19. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake approach?

she’s just a kid, lock her up and throw in some cbt

20. Who should have been the Chancellor, if anyone?

clarke and bellamy as co-leaders. the only time shit goes right in this show is when clarke and bellamy are working together

21. Would you have been on Pike’s side like Bellamy or on Kane’s side? Or Clarke in Polis?

kane’s absolutely.

22. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod) What is the one thing you would snatch while there?

music, absolutely.

23. What would your Grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint?

ocean wave sleeve tattoos, double dutch braid, and idk winter soldier type war paint

24. Favorite quote?

“you may be the chancellor, but i’m in charge.” “what’s wrong with a little chaos?” “i lost the horse.” “you are the most beautiful broom in a broom closet full of brooms.” “you saved my life. and you may be a total ass half the time, but i need you.”

25. If all of the characters were in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning?

ugh octavia probably. but murphy, miller, and bellamy would team up and kick ass. raven would be in the trees waiting it out. clarke wouldnt want to hurt anyone, she only would as a last resort. monty and jasper and harper would also team up, they’d be the smart ones storing food and water.

26. Least favorite ship? Favorite canon ship? Favorite non canon ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC OR BE

excluding cl and be? least favourite is anyone with finn. favourite canon is marper and briller and memori and zaven :). favourite non canon is princess mechanic and minty.

27. A song that should be included in the next season? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo?

hozier, obviously. or florence welsh.

28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murphy for all that time?

hope whoever was there last left their netflix account open.

29. Your an extra that gets killed off. How do you die?

taking a walk in the forest and accidentally going into trikru territory.

30. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of?

i wish we could’ve gotten more. but currently, i would like some of miller and murphy.

31. A character you’d bang?

bellamy in s1 before he fell for the princess. otherwise, harper or raven.

32. Would you stay in the Bunker? Go up to Space? Or live on your own in Eden?

eden would be number one. but space is cool.

33. In the Bunker, would you follow Octavia? What would you do to pass the time underground?

quiet rebellion against octavia. but i’d adopt a bunch of orphans to keep me busy

34. What crime would you commit in the Bunker that lands you in the fighting pits?

stealing food or medicine.

35. Up in Space, who would you bond with first? Who would be the most difficult for you to get along with?

bond with raven or harper first. and e*ho would be difficult to get along with

36. How long do you think you would last on Earth by yourself?

omg i have zero survival skills so not long at all

37. When the Eligius ship lands what do you do?

spy for a bit then try to make peace with a few friends in the trees with snipers to watch my back

38. Favorite Eligius character? Least favorite?

shaw and diyoza are obviously the greatest and mccreary is obviously the worst

39. Would you Spacewalk?

if i knew it was safe, absolutely, that sounds lit.

40. Would you prefer to eat Windshield Bugs, Space Algae, or Bunker Meat?

space algae, the lesser of all evils

41. Would you start a war for the last spot of green on earth? What would your solution be to avoid it?

god, everyone’s first instinct is war as if that’s gonna solve anything. i’d negotiate a way for everyone to live there peacefully.

42. Would you rather dig out flesh-eating worms or stick thumb drives into bullet holes?

bleh, neither but i guess thumb drives in bullet holes

43. Are you willing to poison your sister for the Traitor Who You Love? What would you do to stop Octavia?

my sister is real cool, but if octavia were my sister, yeah. you can’t work stuff out with someone who always thinks they’re right and in charge. honestly, i’d’ve killed her, not a little poison that’ll wake her later.

44. Would you go to sleep in cryo or stay awake like Marper?

cryo, i wanna see the future. but i understand why marper did it

45. Who are you waking up first to explore the new planet?

clarke, bellamy, raven, shaw, murphy, emori, miller

woo that was fun. tagging @biondebeauties @space-delinquents @the-most-beautiful-broom

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