#Obey me dragons

[acronym49]

"AGH, Mc, y-you're making me blush like some kinda normie!"

[linuxealcipher]

New dragon obey me designs boys

No, I did not forget mammon, I just, I didn’t feel like drawing him. I’m sorry to all his fans.

[fragileheartbeats]

Him: like it's my fault that my love language is acts of service and all I know is how to eat pussy.

[beelsnack]

Help Beelsnack's Partner (UPDATE)

I know I don't make a habit of getting too personal on this blog - it's a fan blog, after all, and one that I try to keep rather positive at that. But my partner is in a bad way right now and I'm going to help him no matter what.

My partner works ridiculous hours - 12 hours a day, six days a week, and it's starting to catch up with him. health-wise. He's exhausted, can barely do anything but eat and sleep, and now, when he does sleep, he's been having what we think are stress-induced sleep-paralysis episodes. He desperately needs a break, but he doesn't think we can afford it because his job doesn't give him any sort of pto.

So, I'm taking commissions to drum up enough extra money - as close to what he makes in three days as I can - to let him rest. I love my partner to the ends of the earth and I'll do whatever I can to make sure he's happy and healthy.

You can find my prices here - I haven't updated the post yet but I've recently started playing BG3, so I will write for that if you're willing to be a bit patient with me as I'm not completely caught up on the story.

Can't afford a full commission? I also do Tarot readings for $1 a card.

Reblogs are also appreciated - whatever you can do to help.

Thank you so much guys, I really appreciate it

-Allie (your friendly neighborhood Beelsnack)

[devildomwriter]

“Mn… …No, I can’t sit idly by for a second longer. Having you here in my bed, treating me to kisses… It’s more than I can bear. …If you thought you were going to get any rest tonight, you’re sorely mistaken.”

— Diavolo to MC (A Royal Pajama Party p. 4)

[ruewrites]

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CLASSES FOR THE CHARACTERS BECAUSE I'M A NERD

Lucifer

Devotion turned Oathbreaker Paladin

Far Traveler Background

Mammon

Arcane Trickster Rogue

Charlatan Background

Leviathan

Storm Sorcerer

Hermit Background

Satan

Berserker Barbarian

Investigator Background

Asmodeus

College of Glamour Bard

Entertainer Background

Beelzebub

Rune Knight Fighter

Bodyguard Background

Belphegor

Death Domain Cleric

Bereaved Background

Lilith

Circle of Stars Druid

Amnesiac Background

Diavolo

Drakewarden Ranger

Noble Background

Barbatos

Long Death Monk

Butler Background

Mephistopheles

College of Lore Bard

Noble Background

Simeon

War Domain Cleric

Writer Background

Raphael

Eldritch Knight Fighter

City Watch Background

Luke

Paladin of Devotion

Cook Background

Solomon

Order of the Profane Soul Bloodhunter (Archfey Patron)

Endless Soul Background

Thirteen

Battlesmith Artificer

Experimenter Background

[pseudonymphomania]

In Rage, the same. In Devotion, the same.

Based on NB LESSON 37 and LESSON 38.

[justaweasel]

Headcanons but I'm a big fat nerd

I've seen a couple times here that Satan totally got hooked on DND (Levi too probably but this isn't about him right now), so I just imagine that his rare gemstones collection is a huge compilation of DND dice that he has and only the brothers know that it's just DND dice.

A few years back Mammon tried to steal Satan's "gemstones" and was mildly disappointed when they were just some dice. But then he realized that they're pretty and his crow instincts leapt in (also nerds on the internet will pay A TONNN for dice, just look on Etsy).

Solomon is suspicious of the true nature of Satan's collection and will always try to get a good look at it. Satan isn't ashamed of his collection but really likes to fuck with Solomon.

Though, his collection isn't a complete lie, he does have dice made from gemstones (that's a real thing just so everyone knows), the dice are just kept somewhere safe as having them in a pile will wear them down much faster. He can also use his metal dice as paper weights.

Satan also uses his sharp edged d4s to prank Lucifer. He'll place them outside Lucifer's door and watch as Lucifer's foot basically gets stabbed with the force equal or even greater than stepping on a Lego. Satan always washes those dice afterward (gotta get old man stink off of them).

Bonus! Levi, Satan, and Solomon all love DND. They're trying to get Diavolo into it too but his schedule is too hectic for sessions to last too long. One time, they got Simeon to be a DM and they were hit with the most heartclenching, blood pumping, juiciest, most well written out storyline ever. They'd love for Simeon to do that again but Luke is getting curious and Simeon wouldn't want him to find out about all the "other" aspects of DND (other = seducing the dragon, and how they could've possibly gotten out of that dungeon alive).

[iisasarcasticlittleshite]

An Innocent Mistake (Part 5)

"And what, exactly, do you think you are doing?"

MC yelped, leaping off the coffee table in a perfect imitation of a cat seeing a cucumber.

Levi, Satan and Mammon sat bolt upright on the sofa, the third eldest hurriedly hiding his DDD behind his back.

Lucifer arched a brow, catching sight of a scaly tail skulking behind the sofa in a hurry.

"W-hey! Big brother!" Mammon cried nervously, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. "Fancy seeing you here!"

Lucifer smiled dangerously. "I live here too, remember, little brother?"

"Yikes!" Leviathan squeaked, pushing back into the sofa as if he could disappear into it.

"Levi, the phone, if you please."

The otaku vehemently shook his head, hiding his mouth behind his hand. "You'll never take me alive, villain!"

Satan rolled his eyes, unbothered by Lucifer's scathing glare. "Good grief, could you two act any guiltier. And as for you, MC-"

The dragon let out an indignant growl, now firmly tucked in under the sofa, he was almost surprised they still fit.

Lucifer contemplated his next move carefully. It was no use pushing Satan or MC, the human is impervious to him at this point, and Levi may short-circuit if he pushed too hard.

Therefore...

"Mammon?"

The second born yelped, and predictably, cracked like a fresh egg.

"Levi was usin' MC to spy on that movie bein' filmed at the café downtown! I was gonna sell the footage for a pretty grimm and Satan wanted to see if he could use 'em to spy on you!"

"Baka."

"Idiot."

Lucifer smiled in satisfaction. "I'll deal with your punishment later. For now, MC, come here."

The dragon slid out from under the sofa, the camera and harness still strapped to them.

They stared up at him defiantly, as if daring him to punish them. Lucifer is only too happy to oblige, and holds out his arm expectantly.

The dragon rolled their eyes, sharing a look with Satan before obediently flying onto Lucifer's arm, allowing him to remove the camera from their chest, which he of course, confiscated.

"Wait for me in my office, understand?"

MC whined, but one look from the oldest had them reluctantly flying off, leaving the three demon's to Lucifer's lecture.

Lucifer knew he could go on for a while, still, he didn't expect what he came back to in his office.

He loosened his tie as he stepped in, the day's stress began to feel heavy. MC being trapped as a dragon didn't help matters, even when they did their best to stay out of trouble, they just can't help it.

As amusing as it is to have them clawing up the faces of demons that poke fun at those they love, he wants his smiling human back, and soon.

He looks at the fireplace, expecting to see MC curled up in the armchair in front of it, but they aren't there. His eyes dart to his desk, and soften, as he found the little dragon sound asleep, spread out over his paperwork.

They're on their back, legs in the air, wings spread across the width of their desk. Mammon was right, they really had grown.

MC started off the size of your average housecat, with a wingspan about the length of one of his arms, but now, about a week into their winged experience, that wingspan has doubled.

Solomon claimed not to know how to reverse the transformation, let alone how to translate the after effects of such a thing, for all he knew, MC wouldn't stop growing until they turned back, or they could turn back all on their own.

Lucifer reminds himself that this is Solomon, an infuriatingly persistent man.

Distracting himself, he admires the pattern of scales down MC's belly, the curve of their claws, how they slightly reflect candle-light.

Even as a dragon, his MC finds a way to be captivating.

Still, they are sleeping on his work, and their tail is perilously close to his ink well.

With a reluctant sigh, he brushed a finger over the arch of their horn, coaxing open those familiar eyes. "Comfortable, are we?"

MC blinks up at him, and for just a moment, he swore he could see his human smiling up at him, before the dragon nibbled gently at his gloved fingertip.

"Come, if you're going to sleep, at least do it out of the way."

He sat at his desk, softly patting his thigh.

"No matter what you look like, this is always your place, menace."

MC purred, playfully swatting him with their tail before curling up in his lap, resting their chin in the crook of his arm as he muttered a spell to start his record player, and worked in peaceful comfort with them in his arms.

Part 6

[acronym49]

Rest in peace, dragon au Mammon

[linuxealcipher]

Hemhemhemeehehejrnjordnbtjn#rfnusotjbg

I have been doing this for three years now. Mammon is last

[cryptidowl]

All the brothers take clothes from MC, say goodbye to all your shirts and hoodies, they belong to the demons now. It just who steals how often that changes.

Mammon and Asmodeus are the biggest and most blatant thieves. Mammon’s got a hoard of MC’s clothes that he only gives back after they stop smelling like MC, or someone takes them out of his room to put in the wash. He’s completely unashamed too, MC has walked in to Mammon rifling though their shirts and he just takes some with a “thanks!” and leaves. Asmo takes whole outfits, and also doesn’t give them back. If he takes something it just becomes a part of his wardrobe now, MC has to go through every few weeks to pick out the stuff he took. He whines and and pitches a fit but doesn’t stop them, he’s already planning on what he’s gonna take next.

Leviathan and Belphegor are also huge thieves but are way more subtle about it. They both tend to take old shirts mc never wears and uses them as pillow cases until they stop smelling like MC. That’s when they put them back into MC’s laundry and pick a new shirt. But if Belphie gets caught he just shrugs and mutters about how how he only chose stuff they wouldn’t miss and keeps doing it. If Levi gets caught he stops completely for a while unless MC specifically says it’s fine, he’s still mortified no matter which way it goes.

Satan and Beelzebub are the only ones that ask before they do anything. Satan picks out something he wears out once or twice before washing and returning it immediately. Beel picks out something he’ll wear once or twice if it fits, usually as a workout shirt or hoodie. But if it doesn’t fit, he takes the Belphie approach and uses it as a pillowcase. Either way, he tends to forget to return the piece of clothing for a long while but does still return it without intervention.

Lucifer is the sneakiest and the last one to start stealing things. He only takes old stuff MC doesn’t wear, wears it as a sleep shirt for a night, and slips it back into their laundry as soon as possible. If he ever gets caught he might combust, but instead he just offers something of his in exchange and starts keeping what he takes for a little bit longer.

[ivediedmorethan20times]

concept art

concept art for an Obey Me! au fic I’m in the process of working on with @authormars

Lucifer: Peacock phoenix

Mammon: Kitsune

Leviathan: Basilisk

Satan: Zheng

Asmodeus: Cat Sith

Beelzebub + Belphegor: Nandi bears

Diavolo: Western dragon

Barbatos: European dragon

[devildomwriter]

They really had my man say something this sweet but put him in a reindeer sweater

[grand-romantic]

Reactions to my MC roasting the life out of Belphagore for ever assuming he had any chance to be in my vicinity