#Oracle Admin

[marynated-chicken-22]

me resisting the urge to poke fun at red bull admin but I know very well that i would act the same way if someone was getting cozy with my crush-

[girldriveroscar]

not that im seeing anyone on My Timeline doing it…but if your first instinct as a max fan is to post About Max when lewis is talking about the glaringly obvious racist biases in sports journalism … hmm… Reflect Maybe…

[mune-no-koi]

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[babsggordon]

You can so tell i have the night shift

[extinctfowl]

i had big brain let me cook theory that the stage 2: envy thing for quackitys stream is that its the 7 levels of purgatory with each level representing one of the sleeping eggs with tilin as a sort of psychopomp leading him though the levels and that either when he finished all the levels all the eggs will wake up or when he finishes a level that respective egg will wake up

..which is a long way to say i imagined pomme as wrath with her getting like, revenge for the time quackity kidnapped dapper and shit and was so overcome at how Fucking Sick that would be that i started levitating 6 feet off my bed

[nisatrainings223]

[castillon02]

Tim reviews Jason's operations management and makes a suggestion.

"Your first move: hire a head of sanitation," Tim said.

"You think a janitor's gonna solve my suddenly-successful-startup problems? What, by sweeping them away?" Jason rolled his eyes.

Tim steepled his fingers. “The good news,” he said, “is that your drug distribution and community norms enforcement hierarchy is very clear. You also have people doing marketing, program management, HR, facilities, and admin. Your system of rotating duties when people get injured isn’t bad—people generally benefit from cross-training—but you should formalize the top positions and compensate your new leadership team. Including sanitation.” 

“Sure, sure, I'll just tell one of my guys their job is to be head shit-scrubber instead of a badass neighborhood protector!" Jason threw up his hands.

Tim raised his eyebrows.

“It’s bad enough getting them to clean up a crime scene when they’re on my literal shit list! A couple of them thought that lighting the building on fire was an easier way to get it to stop smelling bad and having DNA. Guess who had to add five new slides to his powerpoint about evidence disposal?" Jason glared.

Tim grimaced. "I had an intern in the office who thought that he could just throw trash off his desk for the cleaning staff to pick up."

He and Jason shared a commiserating look that silently said, We were both stupid enough to work with the League of Assassins, and even we wouldn't do that.

“Anyway," Tim continued, "since you're dealing with...that...you can just hire an outside party. Lots of people in Gotham know how to clean up dead bodies and keep their mouths shut. I can advertise the position and send you the likeliest candidates for an interview. I’ll have to incorporate you, of course, but I’ve had the paperwork ready since I got back from the Middle East.” 

“Incorporate me?” 

“Red Hood LLC, technically."

Jason's breathing became calculatedly even.

"Once you’re legit in the eyes of the law, we can work on squaring away everyone’s taxes and keep you from getting Capone’d.” 

“I’m as legit as one of Two-Face’s two-dollar bills!” 

“Yeah, but when you’re an LLC, all your crimes are white-collar crimes, and no one cares about those.” Tim shrugged.

“...Pretty sure that’s not how that works, bud.” 

“It’s how the court of public opinion works. And if anyone tries to say that Red Hood, CEO of Red Hood LLC, and Red Hood, notorious vigilante, are the same person? Tell them to prove it. So what if you have the same outfit? It’s a free country and people can wear what they want. And if they ever get your DNA results, Oracle says no they didn't.”

Jason tilted his head and started smiling. "You want Red Hood to be the Scarlet Pimpernel and Percy Blakeney. At the same time."

"The more blatant you are about it, the better. Rub elbows with Gotham's elite and tell them that you can't imagine why someone would let a Crime Alley vigilante ruin their ability to wear a red hood as a fashion statement, but in your company, people have spines. Especially when they're job creators. If you play your cards right, red headgear will be back in fashion."

"And then?"

"And then," Tim's eyes gleamed, "you start selling merch."

"Oh, shit." Jason's smile turned into a full-on smirk.

"On a sliding scale, of course."

"Those nepo babies are gonna pay me so much money to look cool."

Tim smiled. "And that's how hiring a head shit-scrubber is going to mitigate your high growth and cash flow problems."

[annewithaneofthegreengable]

Kinktober - Day 22

22nd — hate fucking, Max Verstappen

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Prompt: You are the social media admin of the Oracle Red Bull Racing Team and your job is to make all the drivers join you on all social media platforms, including doing some TikTok challenges that were silly (but hey the fans absolutely love it)... And for some reason, Max Verstappen and you never can stand each other. 

Max Verstappen was callous, ignorant, and ruthlessly ambitious. He was always getting in your way. He was always questioning what you were doing as if you were an amateur. And you hated him. 

But, he always left his mark when he fucked you. Whether it was a bite mark on your shoulder or hickies littering your body, he always ensured you remembered him. Tonight was no exception. 

Tonight, he wasn’t in the mood for pleasantries as he stormed into your apartment and practically dragged you into your bedroom. Tonight, Max’s fingertips left their mark as he gripped the plush skin of your hips and pounded into you from behind.

Something must’ve pissed him off, but his sour mood never surprised you. Not anymore. He was never livid enough not to kiss you as he undressed you, deft fingers and indiscriminate touch leaving you naked and writhing under his touch. 

Max wrapped a hand around your neck and pulled you up so you were flush against his chest. His lips ghosted over your shoulder and neck and your pulse thumped under his fingertips. 

“Fuckin’ take me so well, sweetheart,” he praised from behind you. 

The sound of your nickname tumbling past his lips made you clench around him. His voice was raspy and his words were slurred, and you hated the way it turned you on. You hated the satisfaction that filled you knowing that he had a nickname just for you. 

Max grinned against the crease of your neck, smug as always.

“My sweetheart,” he purred as he snapped his hips against yours. You groaned out his name as his free hand skirted over your body, squeezing and kneading wherever he could. 

You grabbed onto his forearm for dear life as you felt the familiar pressure building in your core. You’d memorized the feeling of his skin under your fingertips the first time you’d slept together. He was always there to ground you when your mind got too muddled from the sensation of him, him, him. 

“I‘m close, please, please let me cum,” you begged, words slurring together. You were drunk on the feeling of him and you were so close.

“Fuckin’ love when you beg, sweetheart,” he murmured into the crook of your shoulder. He dragged his free hand down your body until it reached where you joined. He drew tight circles around your clit, and the coil inside you snapped. 

You groaned his name as you came, and your orgasm wracked through your body. Max was quick to follow you off the precipice. Thick, white jets of his cum shoot inside you and cover your walls. You whined at the sensation, loving the way he filled you. 

After the twitching of his cock ceased, he loosened his hold on you and you rested on your elbows as you caught your breath. 

“Fuck,” he breathed as he slowly pulled out of you and watched as his release dripped over your folds and down your thighs. 

You rolled over onto your back and scanned over his features. The city lights highlighted his features delicately, and all you wanted to do was run your fingertips over them. His touch was delicate as he cleaned the both of you up, starkly contrasting the brutal thrusts of his hips just moments again. 

He laid down beside you, and your eyes widened as he pulled you into his side. 

You pressed a hand against his chest, feeling his heartbeat thrum against your fingertips. “Helmut pissed you off again on the sim racing thing?” 

He let out a laugh, “Something like that.” 

You nuzzled against his side and murmured, “Still hate me for making you film those TikTok’s challenges?” 

“Definitely, sweetheart,” he replied softly, wrapping his arms tightly around you. “Go to sleep.” 

And so you fall gently asleep in Max’s embrace, willing to ignore the way your heart will ache when he wordlessly leaves in the morning. He’d come back. He always did.

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[solaireverie]

aa23 | put it into speed drive

summary: [ lawyer!alex albon x f!driver!reader — social media au ] alex is contracted to help you get out of trouble after you land in hot water

faceclaim: florence pugh

warnings: language, dirty jokes

author’s note: hello party people!! so happy to bring you the first installment of in their shoes, my series with @lorarri about driver!reader. chaotic reader is the love of my life frfr

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yourusername eat pasta drive fasta 🏎🍝

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user mother is mothering 😩

user i live for y/n's photodumps

user everyone say thank you y/n for feeding us!!

redbullracing let her cook 😌

user the way y/n looks at the camera in slide 2 🫣

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redbullracing Oracle Red Bull Racing is aware of the charges being brought against driver Y/N L/N. Oracle Red Bull Racing respects all official decisions and will be assisting Y/N in any legal proceedings. We ask for privacy and discretion during this period of time.

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y/nupdates y/n left the monaco police station this morning accompanied by her lawyer, alex albon. alex is also a family friend and was contracted by red bull to help y/n with any legal issues that may arise. y/n and alex left on motorcycle shortly after she was released. when asked about recent events, y/n stated that she isn't worried and that she's in good hands (implied to be alex's)

pictured above: y/n this morning, a photo captured by passerby of alex on his bike waiting for y/n, and a picture of alex found on his firm's website

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user y/n's slaying everywhere 😍 even getting arrested isn't stopping her from serving with every outfit

↪ user omg fr i love her jacket and boots

↪ user we should have a y/n style account ngl

user damn her lawyer's hotttt 😳

↪ user yeah exactly!!! so glad someone else sees my ✨ vision ✨

user lol i can already see this dude getting a migraine within the first two hours of dealing with y/n

↪ user she's a menace and while i love her for that i pity her lawyer 😂

↪ user our thoughts and prayers for mr albon 🕯🕯🕯

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effwontea ok so who was going to tell me that y/n's lawyer is hot, cute, AND good with animals - admin g 👾

what crimes do i need to commit to hire alex to defend me 😳 - admin t 💃

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user idk if anyone's noticed but he's actually in a few of her older vlogs 👀 guess they've been friends for a while

↪ user and she hasn't showed us him until now???

↪ user i went back to watch the videos with alex in them and omg they're so cute togetherrrrrr

↪ user ikr!!! did you see that part where she drives them around monaco and he's literally scared for his life but also staring at y/n with heart eyes 😍

↪ user guess this isn't the first time that y/n has terrorized alex with her driving skills then 😂

user is it just me or are they really freaking adorable together

↪ user omg fr!! he balances out her chaos and she makes him laugh so much ❤️ my heart can't take this

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yourusername everyone say thank you to alex_albon's savior complex 😌 love u 🫶

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user did she just... hard launch???

↪ user i think???????

↪ user knowing y/n she kept him a secret just for the chaos 😂

georgerussell63 about time, mate!

↪ landonorris thanks a lot for making me lose my bet with george 🙄

↪ alex_albon what were you two even betting on?

↪ yourusername when i would get arrested and you'd have to defend me in court 😜 btw georgerussell63 i expect dinner from whatever lando needs to give you

alex_albon love you too (even if you exhaust me sometimes 🙃)

↪ yourusername don't lie, you like it 😘

user so now on top of dealing with y/n in court he has to deal with her every day 😭 thoughts and prayers dude

↪ yourusername i promised to behave in public if he lets me misbehave in private 😉

↪ alex_albon you call that behaving???

↪ landonorris ewww get a room

↪ yourusername get a win 🤷‍♀️

↪ georgerussell63 MIC. DROP.

↪ landonorris alex_albon can i hire you to sue y/n and george for emotional damage

↪ alex_albon i'm afraid that you're on your own 😔 i have no intention of stepping into a courtroom with y/n ever again

↪ yourusername guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!

↪ alex_albon lando because he insists that we've adopted him?

↪ yourusername correct ✅

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[space-atrium]

Jiuyuan (scumcum) au where something goes wrong when the system trys to plop sy into sj body

(It arrives to early)

They end up in this mind-void space with the system; sy and sj start arguing with the system.

Somehow sj convinces the system to give him the protag Halo, but the system also has to shift around the other character halos to accommodate this.

(Something something pidw already happened as a written story there for this version of the world is different ect ect)

As a consequence, the system gives Sy a love interest halo because all others are fixed to characters or violate some rule about transmigrators, but there's plenty of li-halos to go around!

Unfortunately giving sj the protag Halo turns the story's genre into a tragedy, neither shen want this, they want a different genre.

But the system actually isn't in charge of classifying genres, it can give missions and change character classification.

So the system makes sy an oracle, his mission to aide sj if they want to change the story's genre. The system release them back into the world, sy is just tossed somewhere in a freshly new adult body, inevitably gets trapped somewhere.

Sj first mission from the system: find sy!

Meanwhile sqh gets an alert from his system for an account upgrade.

His options are; upgrade his account to vip admin* and lose all acquired b points, or Continue with current status

(*Conditions apply)

I don't see sqh willing charging his system status so something will have to happen to force him.

This stuff all happened while sy and sj where in the mind-void space.

So sj mission, he has to leave the sect to do it, the system is unhelpful in giving info on where sy is, sj has to search by himself. When he finds sy, hes been imprisonment by some rogue cultivators??(villain of the week goons??).

(Sy had barley been in this world for a week when he got captured for being an oracle, Sj finds him almost a month later) Sj discovers that sy has a first level golden core and of course gets pissed about it, sy never even worked for that while sj still doesn't have one.

Sy like 'chill I know where all the overpowered cultivation boosters are; the system gives a new mission: help sj advance to golden core level 1 with oracle powers!

(It's more complicated then that; getting the right booster depends on, time of day, faze of moon, time of season, type of cultivation- spiritual or physical, or even if you have demon ancestry)

What follows is a quest that takes much longer then it should, getting sidetracked, lost, attacked, kidnapped… Sj has been away from the sect much longer than he said he would (yes sj did get his cultivation booster eventually).

Funny thing, sy has this stat according to the system called: GODs favorite (derogatory). He's gods favorite hater.

Sqh after going through things on his updated account finds out there are other system users! And he can contact them through his system!!

(And that someone else has the protag Halo!!??)

Sj and sy randomly get a notification for "message from GOD" yelling ensures.

Yes sy is sqh's oracle

[teaonastro]

TERRIFYING ADMIN REVEAL (tw: I’m a yt woman)

(This is a SHITPOST, due to an accusation made according to tarot and pendulum)

Guys… idk how to tell you this but I just found out something really scary.

For nights on end I’ve been up late, later than usual drowning in relentless terror and shame. All in consideration of the idea that : I may not know my own true identity?

Today it’s come to my attention that I’m not corvoidea, nor am I @selenepsyche but I am actually @empress-of-dragons !?

According to a tarot AND pendulum pull done by @astrotarotblroracle (who appointed this oracle btw, we should consider hiring a new one she doesn’t seem to be very accurate)

For this I am truly sorry, had I known sooner I would’ve told you all. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. I wonder who will be the next target in our lovely aphrodicci’s witch hunt. We are excited to hopefully uncover my true super secret evil identity. Who do YOU think will be our next accused identities? Stay tuned for more.

-Venus

[mune-no-koi]

i got no more energy for it my badddd. short hair camus is still a vibe tho

[mymanyfandomramblings]

Milo Murphy's Law Kids, If They Attended Hexside

Milo: Illusions. Milo would want to multitrack EVERYTHING, but school admin would say 'absolutely not. you are only allowed to use magic types that cannot cause any damage to people or property. Illusions."

Melissa: Abominations. Academically rigourous + very good combatative magic makes it the perfect track for her. I think she'd probably want to multitrack, but I haven't figured out what else she'd do.

Zack: Zack would be a transfer from Glandus or St Epiderm, fleeing from his ~dark past~, and he'd go into Beastkeeping, a track he shows absolutely zero aptitude for. His ~dark past~ will eventually be revealed to be that he was in the Bard track at his old school. Melissa will tease him about this.

Bradley: Plants. He'd muse lengthily about cruel ironies.

Amanda: Abominations. It's pretty academically tricky and requires a certain degree of precision by all accounts, as well as the track colours matching Amanda's colour scheme, so I think it works. If she's allowed to multitrack, I think she'd add Healing as well--it just feels right. Plus, Healing is necessary if you're going to deal with Murphy's Law regularly.

Mort: Oracle. He wants to hear what the universe is saying to him.

Chad: Oracle. All the better for seeing dead people, and identifying vampires all around you.

[emo-gremlin]

Hey there! Yeah you! You wanna request "X reader"s of your f/o?

Well you've come to the right place! <3

First, the rules:

Nsfw is allowed here, and as such, I check the bios and pinned posts of anyone who interacts with that content. If I see that you are ageless, or a minor, you will be blocked.

No child readers or inkling/octoling readers. It makes me extremely uncomfortable and the inklings/octolings are heavily kid coded so I just don't feel comfortable writing those either.

Please keep the requests general. (I.E. sick reader, pop star reader, tired reader, etc.) This gives me room to breathe. If your request has something specific, like a chronic ailment, please leave a small description of what that is with your request. I will try my best to fulfill your request with as much respect as I can.

Please no ocs. These are solely "x reader" prompts.

I will only allow AUs if the creator of said AU is okay with people doing so. Or if the creator of the AU themselves comes to ask for it. I do not want to make anyone uncomfortable.

I have the right to decline any prompt. Writing is a hobby of mine, one that took me a long time to finally come back to without bad memories tainting it. Please, don't ruin this for me.

I will take song inspired requests, as long as the lyrics are not attacking groups of people (except pedos. We hate pedos in this house) or using slurs.

Feel free to introduce me to your F/os! Who knows, I might end up writing for them!

Who I'll write for:

Mr. Puzzles & Mr. Wpnz (SMG4)

Oracle & Prophet (Vintage 8 analog horror universe)

The Doctor/Harley Sawyer (Poppy Playtime) [POST EXPERIMENT ONLY]

Cancer Lord (Rage vs. Cancer)

Banban (Garten of Banban)

RGB (The Property of Hate)

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Uriel (Angel Engine)

CRT (Please Stay Tuned)

Henry Hotline (Finding Frankie) [Both Toon and Monster versions]

John Doe (John Doe game)

Tomie (Junji Ito)

AM (I have no mouth and I must scream)

Lolzhax (Freddy in Space 2)

Edgar (Electric Dreams 1984)

P.AI.nter & Sebastian Solace (Pressure) [Post Experiment Sebastian only]

King Dice (Cuphead)

P03, Grimora, Magnificus, Leshy (Inscryption)

Mr. Cannibal (My Cannibal Puzzles Au)

Mr. Serpent (Me and @sneklover 's Serpentine Puzzles Au)

Admin .T. Irving (The Hex)

PAL (Playtime with percy) [Tamagotchi form only]

Kinito (Kinitopet)

TAU (2018)

Burning Spice cookie, Shadow Milk cookie, Elder Faerie cookie, Licorice cookie, Red velvet cookie, dark cacao cookie, dark choco cookie, and Royal margarine cookie (Cookie run kingdom)

More may be added in time

Requests are currently CLOSED!

Have fun!

[racingcore]

Also, don't forget the caption!

Like Charles what you doing there amidst unforgettable RBR 2023 season photos? and with that caption?!?!

its winter break, we're off season, there is not much reason for Redbull to put/post Charles anywhere and still— its a conscious deliberate decision 😌

[thedialoguedilemma]

The Dilemma Bulletin: Tuesday January 21st, 2025

Keeping you informed about the daily events of the Trump Administration

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde called out the disgusting anti immigration rhetoric perpetuated by the Trump-Vance administration straight to their faces as they sat front row at the National Cathedral

January 6th terrorists members of the Oath Keepers Stewart Rhodes and Proud Boys Enrique Tarrio are released from prison after Trump clemency

Meta is claiming to fix an issue censoring Democrat search terms on Instagram

Trump rescinds Biden Executive Order lowering prescriptions for Medicare and Medicaid participants

Trump justifies pardons in press conference of Jan 6th terrorists who attacked, harmed and killed cops.

Trumps Inauguration viewership lowest in years. Biden had higher viewership.

Attorney Generals from over 18 states sue Trump admin over birthright citizenship Executive Order

Elon Musk doubles down justification on Nazi salute at the Trump Victory Celebration

Trump announces billions of dollars to the private sector for development of Artificial Intelligence Infrastructure to OpenAI, SoftBank and Oracle

Trump revoked a Biden admin memo allowing ICE to make arrests near churches and schools.

Trump lays off all federal employees that were hired based on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiatives.

Netflix to increase subscription prices after meeting with Trump

Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht; who ran a massive dark web undercover black market drug website called the Silk Road.