#Outside source

[link-is-a-dork]

Viewed in https://noclip.website/

[twst-resources]

A facebook mutual did this template of the 2024 SV cards and gave me permission to post them here. This is the link to the Google Drive folder.

[jinx-o-rama]

[Transmission Out. Broadcasting on all channels]

Station: Today is a new day! And that means time for the 1:00 news bulletin with are lovely news anchor Franny Canberman! After yesterdays incident Mrs. Canberman has been in tip-top performance around the station! Anyhow I will let her begin! When you are Ready Fran!

Franny: Hello listeners! Or well should I say readers! As the problem of our broadcasts only coming through as text still seems to be a problem and most likely will until the foreseeable future. Now for the news!

[Signal cut.]

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[Transmission ended. OUTSIDE OF RANGE]

[curtis-brothers-hug]

After Soda reveals that Sandy’s pregnant:

Darry: “you know I’m a little disappointed in you, Steve. You spend a lot of time with Soda. You could have done a better job looking out for him.”

Steve: “ok, I’m sorry I’m not a condom.”

[the-herdier]

Johnny: "Pony is my friend, and if I love him, it's the way I would love a brother."

Darry: "Pony is my brother, and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police."

[gigamuffinsofie]

coulda been pregnant

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

you're gonna look me in the eyes n tell me Johnny 'stabs a boy, hops a train, breaks into an abandoned church n promptly knocks the hell out' Cade n Sodapop 'walked around interviewing nurses, fuckin with the reporters, tried to steal a cops gun n then got bored n fell the fuck asleep' Curtis wouldn't be best friends you are LYIN.

[deviationmaniac]

Been practicing SFM with some simply animation. So take these goobers.

[imbadatwrighting]

Curtis!reader: Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: “You just got banged.” Then I point to my bangs.

Darry: Mm, Hun, don’t say “banged.”

Curtis!reader: What’s wrong with “banged?” I banged you. I banged Soda. I banged Pony. I banged the whole gang!

Darry: Oh my god.

[link-is-a-dork]

Kokiri Shop posters

Viewed in https://noclip.website/

[bizarrelittlemew]

love the implication that in the ofmd universe, chamomile is a more potent incapacitating agent than chloroform

in case you don't know, chloroform doesn't work like in cartoons and movies - one sniff from a rag won't make you go sleepy-bye. you need to hold that soaked rag to someone's face for like 5 minutes (at least) and then keep it there for the duration of unconsciousness (you also need to make sure they don't choke on their own tongue, don't try this at home kids).

but Stede walks up to a guard, they hold a dry towel at non-touching distance from their face even while sniffing it, immediately lose consciousness, and stay unconscious for the duration of the escape. also he isn't affected at all from pushing a cart full of these, not to mention preparing and touching them. amazing

and at first i thought like, okay, it's not really chamomile, it's something else and Stede is just lying, makes sense. but then during Stede's confrontation with Zheng Yi Sao in episode 7, he says "i took her entire crew down with chamomile tea", meaning that it is indeed just chamomile??

when Ed grinds up rhino horn it works like coke and when Stede infuses towels with his Bonnet Special Sleepy-Time Chamomile Blend™️ it renders victims instantaneously unconscious from a single sniff (presumably with no long-term/permanent effects) in a way no known chemical can do (at least without also killing you/rendering you comatose). i love this show

[alaskan-wallflower]

Pony (to Steve) : How do I say this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

Soda: Let’s frame our statements with “when you do this, it makes me feel this”

Pony: Fine. Okay, let’s see…when you live here, it makes me feel angry…because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you.

[abooklover]

There was and will never be anything funnier than heartbreak high including the real life viral video of that kid getting swooped by a magpie and making it canonically Spider.

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Soda: “……and then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into my baby brother!”

Two-Bit: “my parents had a baby too. They had sex.”

[the-herdier]

Ponyboy: *sneaking in through their window*

Darry: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* "You want to tell me where you've been all night?"

Ponyboy: "I was with Soda?"

Soda: *turning in their chair* "Wanna try again?"

[bobby-the-queer-artist]

tbh i feel like if the couple isn't confirmed that makes it MORE gay. non-canon lgbtq+ couples are queer culture at its PEAK tbh.