#PILF!!!!!!

[ladyhawke]

Gael García Bernal as Simon The Kindergarten Teacher (2018) dir. Sara Colangelo

[emahriel]

i have a condition and it cannot be cured unless you guys give wrinkles to your ocs!!! this is a cry for help, i need to see wrinkled ocs in order to live!!!

[pilfappreciator]

Ajshshhsjaja constantly thinking about THIS ONE POST by @starzwithapen and so i—

I AM A BUFF VIVA TRUTHER GUYS JOIN ME!!!

me wanna marry her so bad 🥺

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Mike Kehoe (R-MO) Lt. Governor of Missouri

Mike is just oozing with sexy manliness!

[girlbloggerinterrupted222]

hear me out…

[useragarfield]

KATE BECKETT & RICHARD CASTLE — Castle 7.09 | “Last Action Hero” (2014)

[dyllpyckles]

lass frooby noo 🤪

[musicalpilftournament]

Marvin vs Bill Woodward

Propaganda (Click names for full propaganda pages and other actors)

Marvin: Middle aged divorced gay father w one of the fattest asses on Broadway. I mean. Look at him he’s constantly serving cunt and I love him. Likes to bond with his son, so tired and so divorced and so gay.

Bill Woodward: Submitted without propaganda

[sunnysssol]

parents <33

( comms open )

[knifefightandchill]

[pilfappreciator]

ATTENTION TROLLS FANDOM!!

This is very important. Mostly to me but maybe you guys have been wondering this too idk but anyways:

How does troll reproduction work exactly?

Cuz I'm genuinely curious. I dont think anyone on the series production team has said anything and so far I've seen absolutely no one touch on this subject but as someone who's always had an interest in the habits of creatures (both fictional or otherwise), I kinda sorta maybe NEED to know this otherwise I'll never be able to sleep peacefully again

Full disclaimer that I'm specifically talking about the whole egg situation, I am NOT ASKING HOW THEY GET IT ON IF I WANTED THAT ANSWER I'D GO TO DEVIANT ART OR TWITTER OR WHATEVER LAWLESS PLATFORM GOD STEERS CLEAR OF. This discussion shall remain STRICTLY educational, thank you very much

But anywho. Let's dive in

So trolls come from eggs. This is basic knowledge. First instance of this phenomenon (as far as I know, I've only seen the movies) is from World Tour.

Egg pops out of Guy Diamond's hair, egg hatches and BOOM, (literal) baby. Now I understand that this whole sequence was probably just a gag and a way for DreamWorks to implement another (merchandisable) addition to the cast HOWEVER this sequence also raises a few questions

First off, as far as I know Guy Diamond has no partner (again: I haven't watched any of the spinoff shows). Either that or maybe the other troll was a sorta one-night-stand/no-longer-in-his-life kinda situation? Which is great either way cuz its shown he obviously cares for his son and we at Tumblr appreciate a loving single father no matter the circumstances, but if my former theory is correct than that would imply that trolls are capable of reproducing asexually. Like onions.

Now if that hypothesis is, as they call it, "cap" then that would mean that some sorta hanky panky has to go down before an egg comes into question. And if that's the case, does this mean that male trolls are traditionally the ones who carry the eggs?

But that can't be right, can it? Afterall, World Tour gave us yet ANOTHER egg scene later on in the movie

In Cooper's flashback, we clearly see Queen Essence being the one carrying the eggs meanwhile King Quincy is eggless. Now, as far as i see it, this could be explained either one of four ways:

1) Quincy was the one who actually produced the eggs and Essence is merely holding them for her husband (since her hair seems more fitting to be a makeshift nest compared to Quincy's)

2) Female trolls are the ones who produce the eggs. Guy Diamond is just a trans icon

3) Troll reproduction differs from genre to genre

4) There is a... *sighs* a/b/o type of dynamic among troll kind where certain trolls are capable of giving birth/siring children depending on a secondary gender

In regards to theory #3, this could also explain why Guy Diamond seems to reproduce and hatch an egg in such a short amount of time (like 5 seconds I'm pretty sure) as opposed to Queen Essence/King Quincy who's eggs presumably went a while longer before actually hatching.

Actually, speaking off eggs, are trolls the only species in their world that reproduce that way?

Because now that Band Together has officially been released, we now know for certain that it's possible for different species to crossbreed. Biggest example? Resident DILF Bruce and his giant muppet wife

(Credit to @captainunderkrupp )

When I saw these two... I swear...

And these two already have a shit ton of kids okay so like... either Brandi was the one giving birth or trollsona Daveed Digs was over here pumpin out eggs, which I mean-

DO YOU SEE HOW BIG THESE THINGS ARE COMPARED TO BRANCH AND POPPY?? Believe me I am PRAYING that Bruce gave himself some serious maternity/paternity leave because my guy is honestly a trooper

But yeah any thoughts? :))

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Michael G. Strain (R-LA) Agriculturer

You know what I like…

After an afternoon of fucking, a hot chub like Mike cooking us dinner.

And the only thing that'll make that better is he's cooking naked.

[secretmellowblog]

Fantine designs, for the @fantinefanfest <33 I love the way Fantine is compared to marble statues/Greek goddesses, it's very Enjolras! If only she got to smite Certain People with her divine wrath u_u

[badassindistress]

My First podfic!

On a lovely spring evening in 1827, Joly plans to introduce his new mistress to his dear friend. It doesn't go quite as planned.

Les Mis | J/B/M | Canon Era | Fluff and Humour | 18 minutes

[dazeddoodles]

Oh I always imagined Raine as a kindergarten/early elementary school bard teacher, Idk the thought of 30-something Raine and 16 5-year-olds is funny to me

Considering Hexide seems like a K-12 school (Kindergarten through High School) and Raine specifically said they were teaching for the Bard Coven and not teaching at Hexide/St Epiderm/Gladas, I assumed they meant they were teaching witches who just graduated high school and barely joined the Bard Coven.

Also the fact that they found out about the sketchy things Belos was doing through reading on history meant for their class makes it seem like a college course.

Although in MY human au I did make Raine a early elementary school music teacher.

[musicalpilftournament]

Marvin vs Munkustrap

Propaganda (Click names to see full propaganda pages and other actors)

Marvin: Middle aged divorced gay father w one of the fattest asses on Broadway. I mean. Look at him he’s constantly serving cunt and I love him. Likes to bond with his son, so tired and so divorced and so gay.

Munkustrap: Listen. He's an anthropomorphic cat and I refuse to be judged his dad energy is off the charts and he's pretty and I have emotions about him.