#PR department

[the-hotter-stark]

I’m here to put an end to everything with ‘Avengers tumblr’…or so I told PR.

In all honesty I know it’s a hopeless case. I’ll maybe think of damage control if needed.

I was advised by The Kid to let everyone know my inbox is open…Is this how mailboxes have made a comeback? Of all things?…

(Regarding Gwenyth Paltrow…Nothing. I’m only portraying the character and GOOP does not exist in this universe.)

[trooperst-3v3]

Spent the afternoon with my Scout Troopers harvesting vegetables from the garden to sell at the farmers market this weekend.

Gonna set up a booth next to Hux and Phasma with a sign: "Tomatoes! 1 credit each or a dozen for 10! Eat them as a tasty snack while you watch the First Order officers perform! Or throw them at the sax player if he's terrible!" Hux won't be terrible, of course, but the sign might make some people laugh and the First Order PR Department said that creative advertisements often lead to more sales than quality products do.

Let's find out.

[showmeagreatprice]

friend is not proofreading this so you guys can have it

[giveemgreef]

on a certain level. for me. being a fan of an nhl team is not about being a fan of good hockey. it's about, fundamentally, being deeply obsessed with a specific group of coworkers in a hockey themed work environment

[cardi-c]

But besides all the stardom All we got was blues

[idols-and-trench-warfare]

Valkyrie is a complete PR nightmare. I know it, in my heart.

[jedi-starbird]

I firmly believe we could solve all the galaxy's problems and ruin sidious's grand plan if we simply gave the jedi space tumblr

[visenyaism]

also worth pointing out that of the 5 second-gen lyctors, (anastasia cytherea cyrus ianthe and harrow) we only know ONE of them who actually deliberately became a lyctor of their own free will and that was because ianthe tried to cheat the one flesh one end requirement

[blazingstar24]

There is something so deeply fucked about the Wildmother being so willing to sacrifice Opal, a girl who she had previously sent one of her followers to protect, to Lolth’s designs all just to gain another soldier in the fight against Predathos. Lolth spelt it out what this meant for her. Lolth doesn’t give a fuck about what this means for Opal. She’s just trying to save her own skin.

And sure yeah that’s what you would expect from an evil aligned god. But oh? What’s this? A good aligned god is more than happy to let it happen too?

“Why should she stop this?” Why should Melora help save this girl who didn’t choose to put on that crown. Opal was coerced and manipulated by Lolth. She put that crown on in a time of crisis, her sister dying, her friends in danger. And Melora has abandoned her in place of getting more soldiers to throw onto the front lines.

And we knew this. We saw how Pelor treated Deanna. But Pelor had always been a dick so we brushed it off. But now we have been presented with a God that we’ve always liked. A God who previously has taken in and protected a character like Opal being chased by dark powers. That same God, turns away now. And I get it. I get their fear. But in an almost ironic fashion, Opal, the one who was literally trying to PR change a god’s image is now another example of why the people of Exandria have been swayed by Ludinus’s cause. How the Vanguard got so big. Because again the Gods displayed their hand picking, self motivated actions. Opal does not get the Fjord treatment from Melora. She was not deemed special enough to be saved. She’s another sacrifice in a fight she doesn’t even know about.

There is something so unsettling when the Gods no longer want followers, no longer want people of faith. But when they want soldiers in their name.

[pillowprincessvarric]

I try not to engage in such things but truly. Why will they not just show kate middleton.

[captainkurosolaire]

[Insight]: 無 Me-Me Worthy 🎼

(NPC Talk) *Imitates Captain's voice hysterically, "I'm a cool pirate with a finger-bang attack, it's over for you Sol! ARRrrrrgggh." (NPC Talk) *Imitates Sol's voice poorly, "...Bro, but I'm a cool pirate too and like being fingered, it's time... I came out." "Bro..." "Bro..." ~ "Me-Me sure is better than us both. I can't believe how pretty she is, and taller, we should give her all our gil and stop being cheap and being stoopid meanies calling her small, so she wouldn't have to turn us into dolls."

[jvlianbashir]

"haha omg mcdonalds must be so freaked out by everyone turning the grimace milkshake into an unhinged viral meme"

i promise you they're not

[sapphicteaparty]

i don't know who at bandai's marketing department was responsible but they could maybe watch their own anime before they make embarrassing statements about it because there's nothing "up for interpretation" in there. they deserve all the backlash they're getting for this.

you'd literally have to be homophobic or completely media illiterate to think that sulemio's relationship is ambiguous or somehow up for interpretation. 🤡

[showmeagreatprice]

[alltimefail-sims]

Valentina Contreras

For @kashisun Simblr Office!

Full body shots and loooooads of information below the cut! ❤️

36 years old

Graduated with honors from UBright. Head of the Simblr Office's Public Relations department for around 5 years now. The office employee advocate in any possible legal situations. Will have a company scandal handled before you can call your momma about it.

Ambitious, secret geek, your resident mean friend™️ with a heart of gold. Don't wax poetic to her though, she will barf and adamantly deny that she even likes you (she does) or that she has the capability to be sweet (again, she does - in her own way).

Does not do nicknames but will tolerate "Val" from the coworkers she gets along with. If she doesn't like you, it's Ms. Contreras exclusively.

Chronic desk snacker. Has never ate lunch in the break room in her life. Has been seen running to the conference room in emergency "defcon" situations with her trademark huge ass thermos in one hand, her (newest model) iPhone pressed to her ear, and a bagel hanging from her mouth.

Lives with a lowkey migraine all the time, thus overly prepared. Has a cabinet filled with all the period products, vitamin supplements, and pain relievers the office could ever need. She walked in on two coworkers getting freaky once and, after "vigorously bleaching her eyeballs" (her words), she wordlessly added various contraceptives to the cabinet the next day. (If you take any, DO NOT elaborate to her. Plausible deniability and all that.)

Lives and dies by her smart watch. Calendar queen through and through.

As scary as she is on the surface, she really likes her job and her coworkers (she would never admit this). She's gives straightforward and thorough advice, is a good listener, and always accepts invites to hang out after work (so long as you sent her a calendar invite, obviously).

Competitive as fuck. Scarily good at drinking games.

Serious about the work life balance - you will not find her ass in the office more than a minute after the end of the day. If you interrupt her on a day off or call her while she's on vacation, she will murder you with her perfectly manicured and moisturized hands.

Posted a pic on her (highly guarded) Instagram flashing a huge ass diamond ring with no description. Showed up to work the next day and didn't say a thing. That doesn't stop people from speculating who the brave guy is (no one is ever right). One thing is for sure though - he does NOT work at the office! 😂

Does not have children and probably will never have children. She says she "does plenty of babysitting at work, thank you."

Has been known to call coworkers who piss her off or who create public company-related nightmares "little shits" or "dumbasses." It comes off far more endearing than she wants it to.

She can be heard saying, "Nope. Nope. Not today," "I do not get paid enough for this shit," and/or a slew of obscenities (in Spanish and in English, always in rapid succession) multiple times a day.

You can tell if you're about to be in deep shit with her based upon the pace at which her heels click toward your office/cubicle. 😉

[whaleexpertsanonymous]

“Zoos good, SeaWorld bad” is my favorite genre of 2014 logic because… you were so close. So so close.

Also… no???