#PUA game

[drewlyyours]

THE CREATURE OF KAPU CAVE FANCAST

ND #15

Dr. Quigley Kim - Ali Wong

Big Island Mike - Taylor Wily

Dr. Malachi Craven - Bradley Whitford

Púa Mapu - Madelyn Cline

You did swallow a lot of water out there

MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN

[nancydrewandthecluecrew]

NANCY DREW CASE FILES : 15

THE CREATURE OF KAPU CAVE

Go to Hawai'i to serve as a research assistant to Dr. Quigley Kim to help uncover what is damaging local crops, though there might be a deeper mystery lurking on the Island. Whisperings around the island alluding to a secretive research compound that may have unearthed a local legend.

Dive deeper into legends, entomology, and even necklace making. but, warning you might get a little wet on this mystery

Karen Fukuhara as Dr. Quigley Kim

An Entomologist looking to gain funding and fame for her finds, Her operation is small compared to her competition, where all the money ends up at Cravens Facility the Hilihili instead. What lengths might she go to secure her latest breakthrough?.

Cooper Andrews as Big Island Mike Mapu

He runs the Immersion Excursion on the Island with the help from his daughter Pua, but with the shops few foot traffic, how far will he go to keep his business afloat?

Auli'i Cravalho as Pua Mapu

The daughter of Big Island Mike. She spends her days riding the waves, In hopes that one day she'll become a professional surfer, Secretive and talented, Is she making waves in this case?

Nick Robinson as Frank Hardy

Rudy Pankow as Joey Hardy

The Hardy Boys, Frank and Joe, already on the Island for a case to research the Mapu family, specifically Pua, maybe her dreams of becoming a professional surfer aren't too far from her reach. As long as the boys find there's nothing fishy to be found, hopefully those waves don't come crashing down on her dreams.

Malcolm McDowell as Malachi Craven

Runs the Hilihili research compound, a secretive operation, Known for a short temper, what is really going on in that facility?

7.DOG 10.SHA 11.CUR 13.TRN 15.CRE 16.ICE 17.CRY 22.TOT

[the-cryptographer]

thinking of irvine kinneas and zelos wilder and wondering if stupid traumatised playboy manslut chad is still a jrpg stock character in this year 2023 (and if not can we bring that back for my sake pls thx)

[bookishlyvintage]

Pua's Farmers Market

[lettersfromavalon]

OMG Pua! So cute 🥰

[magic-belodie]

Disney Dreamlight Valley The Search For Pua Is Online! I also made a guide for the quest. You can find it here: 

https://magicbelodie.com/friendship-quests/#TheSearchForPua

[mylancap1]

Lagi celebs underrated yang aku obses. Amyra Rosli ni aura sex dia tinggi. Sebab aku fapping dia dalam 2 keadaan. Masa dia freehair ada tarikan sendiri, masa dia dah hijab pun ada attractiveness tersendiri. Jarang celebs boleh aku lenjan 2 situasi mcm ni. Aku bagi contoh, ada celebs yg masa freehair aku tak lenjan sangat mcm Siti Nurhaliza, tapi masa hijab aku fapping gila. Amyra Rosli ni pakej dia power. Body dia slim gila. Pinggang ramping. Tetek kecik. Sangat kecik kategori tetek dia. Means kalau dia cover dada memang takkan nampak. Tapi bila dia dressing ketat, fuckkkkk sideboobs dia antara pujaan aku. Celebs yg ada tetek kecik tapi aku turn on gila, Amyra la antara orangnya. Pejal weyyyy. Sebab tu sebagai boobs lover, aku dah berevolusi. Dulu aku takkan layan boobs kecik. Nak yg busty je. Tapi rupanya boobs kecik pun ada power dia. Tengok porn star Russia yg trendy sekarang banyak boobs kecik. Amyra kalau masuk scene porn mmg best. Tetek dia kalau masa cowgirl tu nampak mencanak ke atas. Fuckkkk. Amyra ni dekat ranjang memang akan dominate the game. Dia akan drive sampai dia puas. Even kalau partner dah cum, dia akan teasing bagi next round. Damnnnnn... anal sex pun sesuai. Sebab butt dia padu. Butt dia antara aset jgk. Body slim tapi bontot lebar. Tapi sideboobs dia omg, mmg aku geram siallll...

[devilsrecreation]

List of AU’S I came up with

Crack Hodari x Njano (They need a ship name: Hodano? Njari? Lizards in Love? idk)

Makuu-Kiburi role swap

Hyenas-Crocodile role swap

Pirate AU

High School AU

Piga is alive

Danganya is alive (nothing would really change much but I like to think he, Shupavu, and Njano are a trio)

Didn’t create this one per se, but Zootopia-esque AU (specifically Kenge in that universe)

These could technically count as au’s:

A world without Jasiri

A world without Kiburi

Ushari’s still alive

Ucheshi is the leader of the crocs instead of Makuu

Okay so I was listening to “Give a Little Guy a Chance” again (as you do) and I kept thinking about Ucheshi’s reaction and then I said “If Ucheshi were the leader, she’d immediately say yes”…which led to this au

Soooooo I have thoughts….

-She’d definitely be a little more cocky in this au. Not as cocky as Makuu or Kiburi, but she wouldn’t be above rubbing stuff in animals’ faces

-Her challenging Pua to a mashindano would be so funny tho. It starts off so civilized and then it’s Ucheshi pulling a Looney Tunes and tricking Pua into agreeing to fight her

-Ucheshi would have waaaay too much fun battling Pua. She treats it as if it were a game

-Like my in-universe hc for her, she’s not a villain by any means. I like to imagine her as a neutral character if anything; an unbiased participant if you will. She respects the circle of life most of the time but she’ll let her crocs take over all the watering holes

-Like in the Savannah Summit, a lot of the animals would assume she’s here to cause trouble when in actuality, she’s pretty chill

-No but her in that episode would be so funny cuz Kion and Simba are talking about her and she just casually butts in like

Kion: I think Ucheshi has more enemies than friends

Ucheshi: *pops her head in* In my defense, so does Bunga

Kion: What the-?!

-not her breaking the fourth wall at one point or another/j

“By Pua! Have a nice life! Hope you get more screentime!”

-Don’t be fooled, Makuu still has a role in the au. He’s mostly the one by her side supporting her

-I think Kiburi would be a little more respectful than he is with Makuu. Though their disagreements are still amusing to watch, especially with her using her title as an advantage

“Sorry, who’s the leader here?”

“Ucheshi-“

“Answer the question: who’s the leader?”

“You…”

“What was that?”

“You.”

“Oh really? Didn’t realize! 😁”

-That being said, he still challenges her to a mashindano and loses, which is admittedly still very hard on her

-Instead of Kiburi trying to hurt her like he does with Makuu, he repeatedly tries to get her to become evil

-Hodari would immediately become a part of the float after singing his song. If he goes to Kiburi’s float, it’s probably to try and get the siblings to reunite and make her proud of him

“Hey guys, this little gecko is now a crocodile. You can fight me on that! No, seriously, I dare you to challenge me to a mashindano!”

-Her and Kiburi’s dynamic would definitely stay the same lmao. Imagine her reaction when Kiburi finally challenges her

Kiburi: Or…I could call for a mashindano

Crocodiles: *gasp*

Ucheshi: :0

Ucheshi: Nuh uh

Kiburi: ….Tf you mean “nuh uh”?!

Yeah my…my brain is weird djdbbdgrgrv

[blackpilljesus]

Female solidarity is not real. There could never be a mainstream misandrist or female centered influencer(s) like the manosphere/PUAs* because 1) Moids are violent but 2) Women would never support them. Granted that socialisation plays a part here; women would be more focused on calling her out to appear to be one of the "good women". Just look at what happened with the depp v heard trial; how SO many women went out of their way to use the trial as a way to boost themselves as "good equal feminists" for moids. I doubt women as a class could ever be radicalised bc violence aside many women love moids & want to see good from them. I see so many women turn back in feminism at some point, they dont want to know more about moids true nature because they still want to love them. They still want to find a "good one" to be around. Misandry for most women is just fun & games. When the real misandry starts they run. Then again I lowkey understand, there's more reward for conforming than rebelling; it appears safer at first but once the sacrifices of women run out - it'll be them next.

*this is not to say it has to exactly be like them but the point stands. Hating moids or even centering women will never be popular among women.

[disney-is-mylife]

Okay, sooooo I tweaked the rules from my last poll, mainly due to the fact that Cute Animal Sidekicks diminish..... preeeeetty significantly in the 21st century. Oh, there's definitely cute animals, but also cute/funny robots, aliens, magical creatures, etc etc....

But I still did at least keep to these rules:

NO Animal-Only or Animal-Dominated Movies (that means NO Dinosaur, Chicken Little, Zootopia; also Wreck-It Ralph since they're video game characters)

If there are mostly animals, the protagonist MUST BE/BECOME HUMAN (ie, Brother Bear & Princess and the Frog)

Okay, yes, I made Bolt the exception because honestly, that film does not get enough love dbkjsdkfs

Happy voting! ❤

Disney 20th Century Animal Sidekick Poll!!

Disney 20th Century (Other) Animal Sidekick Poll!!

Disney "Magical" Companion Poll!!

Disney (Other) "Magical" Companions Poll!!

[actualbird]

thinking about where tf are all the other guys when rosa goes on each of the guys' solo routes like...

imagine after luke route and it goes like:

marius: hey where's jie jie? i haven't seen her in a while.

artem: she's been missing from work to, i wonder if she's sick.

vyn: maybe i should give her a call and check up on her:

luke: she's in hospital cause she nearly died drowning stuffed inside a sinking car trunk. :"C

marius:

artem:

vyn:

all three of them together: WHAT!?!?!11!?1!111???

LIKE WHERE ARE THEY???

JHVSDJHFVSKDJHFVDSJF ANON, THIS EXCHANGE IS MAKING ME LOSE IT

from an player perspective i assume that all of the personal story routes are happening under the narrative assumption that 1) the other boys' personal story routes never happened (understandable and easy to grasp since this game goes in diff routes per LI) and 2) that.....the other boys just dont ask, i guess. JKHVSKDHFVSDHFSDF

i get how itd be a continuity nightmare to reference any of the personal stories in the main stories, but thinking about it anyway is just so funny like

remember in vyn's personal story when vyn got accused online of being a toxic manipulator PUA and the callout post went Viral? i wonder how the nxx team meeting shortly after that went

marius: EYYY, lookie who decided to show up, it's dr. cancelled!

vyn: you have all already been informed that that post was intentionally planted as a part of the investigation---

marius: tryna manipulate mansplain ur way outta this huh, tsk tsk

vyn: //deep inhale, deep exhale (for sanity)

[harpersthornton]

this puzzle makes me laugh thinking about it happening irl, especially if you don’t click on anything for a while frank and mike are just standing in T pose and pua’s just 🧍‍♀️ and nancy sitting from a distance being like 🧎‍♀️ no one speaking a word and also no background music in the game

[subukunojess]

Nightmare Before Christmas in Dreamlight Valley

Hi guys. For a few weeks now, I’ve been playing Disney Dreamlight Valley on my Switch and it’s getting really good, especially with the recent update. I kind of spoiled myself with the twist in the story and I have so many ideas for my player character that I’ll do in separate posts. For this one, I would like to discuss a what-if scenario and write fanfiction in which characters that played a big part in my growing up were in the game. One movie, in particular, is Nightmare Before Christmas. 

Now this idea is not totally universal and very self-indulgent. I remember watching Nightmare Before Christmas when I was between 5 and 7. I remember being awed by the movie and very scared of the Oogie Boogie scenes. It wasn’t until my teenage years that I fully embraced it and it became my permanent hyperfixation. This post would be how I would write it in my fanfiction, but if you’d like to add or make/change something for your own, be free. 

I would include: Jack, Sally, Zero, Oogie Boogie, Lock, Shock, and Barrel

Ideas and Spoilers Under The Cut:

Jack and Sally

I still have to figure things out for them but at the top of my head, I feel like they went back to Halloween Town. Perhaps Jack wanted to help by going back to the town and coming up with new ideas and tools to combat the Forgetting. Sally followed him to help/keep an eye out for him. Due to the Forgetting, Jack has some sort of problem and it’s up to the Player and Sally to help him. From opening the Nightmare Before Christmas realm, you’d recruit Sally first and then Jack. Sally could have her own store selling fabrics and unique clothes. Both Jack and Sally live in a recreation of Jack’s house. 

Zero

Like with Pua, Zero can be an animal companion you unlock once Jack becomes a villager and asks you to help him find Zero. Don’t know how I would make it different from the Moana-Pua quest, but that’s what comes to mind. 

Oogie Boogie

Here’s where the self-indulgent stuff comes in. A little short backstory: not only did I get nightmares about Oogie as a child, but Oogie has played a major role in my life both on the positive and negative side. He’s somewhat of a comfort character and through him and other media, has helped me grow as a person. Whenever I added new characters or left aside past ones, Oogie has been with me from 16 years old until now. Prior to understanding the story, I wanted to write a fic in response to what happens during the Glade of Trust arc. In it, my Player, Jess, has a hard time processing the truth and what happened during the night. She tries to distract herself by spending the day with Mirabel, but the two get stuck in a new cave in the process. Jess panics, lets out her feelings about her recent experience, and, in a state of fear and regret, becomes Oogie Boogie. At first, it was supposed to just be a symbol of a person becoming a monster to handle the fear. But after learning about the Forgotten, I decided to add to it.

As a child, the player, although frightened by Oogie Boogie, tended to sometimes hang out with him when they get scared. Hey, if you can befriend Ursula, Mother Gothel, and Scar, you could befriend the Boogeyman. Anyway, when the Forgetting happens and the Player split, Oogie split in two as well due to dark magic and the Player’s magic/emotions. While the Player has regular Oogie, the Forgotten has Shadow Oogie with green eyes. After the Glade of Trust arc, Oogie is around not as a villager but as a part of the Player. Whenever the Player has a negative emotion or feels fear, they’d transform into Oogie. It’s still them, but sometimes a little moody or sarcastic. Transforming into Oogie would be necessary for side quests that will help figure out the mystery with the Forgotten. It turns out that since Oogie is split, he is not whole and thus, has no memories. Interacting with characters would reveal snipped memories of the Forgotten, most notably: Mother Gothel, Scar, and Olaf. As of this moment, I just finished saving Frozen Heights. As I find out more about the Forgotten, the list would increase. Likewise, the Forgotten can change into Shadow Oogie when extremely upset as well, but can freely do so within the Dark Castle. Once Act 1 of the Main Story is finished and the Forgotten wants to make amends with the Player and the Village, Oogie becomes whole again and he can be his own person, becoming a villager. 

Lock, Shock, and Barrel

Like Jack and Sally, I still do not know what to do with these three, but at the top of my head, here’s what I came up with: imagine you’re the trick-or-treaters in a valley where you are free to express yourself and have a little fun/mischief. Suddenly, these cool thorns appear and you don’t know why everyone’s freaking out. Some people are forgetting, Jack and Sally went back to Halloween Town, and your boss suddenly disappears. You go to the Ruler demanding answers and lo and behold, they look completely different and for some strange reason, you’re compelled to hang out with them. So you do just that, following the Ruler’s orders and whatnot when suddenly you realize that something dark and magical occurred in that your boss is somehow merged with the Ruler. You and the Ruler have a fight which results in the Ruler separating you three into three different portals having no memories of the valley but vague memories of the group.

So yeah, somewhat of a Minnie or Donald situation going on. 

Let me know what you think and what you’d like to add. Fics are a work in progress. 

[kontextmaschine]

So something I have realized is Roissy/PUA-style "game" does not work as a normative guide to how you, a man who does not get pussy, can get pussy, but it is a 100% accurate descriptive account of how the guys who do get pussy get pussy, and anxiety is the mediating factor

[devilsrecreation]

Okay Nikki, you’ve made a fair amount of TLG oc’s. You do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT need to make more. ESPECIALLY not next gen oc’s. It’s not necessary. You understand? NO MORE—

…..I made more TLG oc’s.

Pua’s mate: Kuimba (singing, to sing)-A singer in the Pridelands and easily the kindest, prettiest, most loved crocodile in Pua’s float, and that’s what made her perfect in his eyes. The heart and soul of the float, she was able to open everyone’s minds when they were subjects to change. Because of her love of singing, she could do so at any given moment and the rest just allowed it because they loved her that much. Although she wasn’t a complete idiot (she was ditzy tho lol), Tamka gets his stupidity from her

-She died when Tamka was very young. Thankfully, he was old enough to remember her and carry memories of their time together

Piga’s mate: Ungwana (gentle)-If Piga had a soft spot for someone before Kiburi, it was her. Living up to her name, everything about her was gentle. Her gaze, the way she handled things, her voice…especially that voice. Never raised it or anything. She’s kind of has a way with bad boys, which is how she won Piga’s affections. Kiburi doesn’t have too many memories of her, but Piga sure does

-She also died during Scar’s reign, specifically the time when the float finally moved on with the other animals. It was extra rough for them, seeing how there were so many mouths to feed. Quite a few of the members starved to death, Ungwana included. She always put others needs in front of her own

Kinywa (mouth;mouthy)-Nduli’s mom and the sassiest in the float. She kinda had that wine aunt energy and says whatever the hell she wants. Nduli gets the sass and some of his temper from her, not to mention he was kind of a mama’s boy when not following Kiburi around

-How she died: Alright, so the Dry Season is difficult for practically all the animals in the Pridelands. But it’s especially the hardest on crocodiles, as they tend to get more moody and make worse decisions than other animals. This happened with Kinywa. She was unfortunate enough to get woken up during the Dry Season (no one knows what caused it, as she was the only one to wake up) and decided it was a good idea to try to hunt a rhino calf, causing its parent to get involved and….well, I don’t think I need to explain who won….or lived.

Next gen outlanders: (WITH VERY BRIEF PERSONALITIES)

Janja and Jasiri’s kids-Shida (troublemaker) and Hatima (destiny, fate)

Shida-Shida is the older sibling. A hyperactive little troublemaker who enjoys pranking his fellow Outlanders just for fun.

Hatima-The younger sibling and the more mature of the two. Being a girl and based on how hyena clans work, she is destined to be the next leader. Problem is, she doesn’t know if she really wants to lead the Outlands in the first place. She would rather figure out her own destiny

Chungu and Aibu’s kid-Huangaza (sparkle); she’s the most extroverted, yet ditziest of the bunch. Total hippie personality-wise. She just wants to make friends and chill

Cheezi and Nguvu’s kid-adopt a wild dog pup named Igizo (play); a playful, fun-loving pup who just wants to have a good time and never takes anything seriously. He treats everything as if it’s a game

Nne and Madoa’s kid-Hila (cunning);the sarcastic, cocky friend who always has an answer for everything. He likes to show off his smarts and frequently calls himself a genius.

Kiburi and Hukumu’s kids (one of them, at least)-Piga; the rebellious, self-proclaimed “tough guy” who doesn’t take anyone’s shit. Doesn’t last long with his parents though, as they usually tell him off (He’ll only listen to Hukumu, as she scares him a bit lol)

(One of) Tamka and Erevu’s kids-Kutojali (indifference); The one who’s been done with everybody’s shit since the day he hatched. Like Erevu, he often looks on the logical side and is usually embarrassed by his dad

(One of) Nduli and Kuamua’s kids-Shauri (rascal); The most clumsy, but rambunctious croc you have ever met and Shida’s best friend. Her “genius” ideas often get the two into trouble cuz of how she acts before she thinks, leading to uh….interesting situations

Outlanders whose kids live in the Pridelands:

Kenge and Maji-unnamed children

Shupavu and Njano-Ushari. Yup! They named one of their kids after him! The definition of chaotic neutral. He’s a little shit who says and does whatever he wants, not really caring about the consequences…at first. He’ll still back down when there’s an actual threat. The best way to describe him is the song “One Jump Ahead” from Aladdin. That’s his antics in a nutshell.

-Ushari was the only one the skinks actually picked a name for. Njano accidentally blurted it out loud enough for him to hear and it stuck

-Ushari (as in the cobra) is in charge of watching over the kid and he’s even taken him under his wing

-His catchphrase, like his dad, is “Trust me!”

-However, I’m also thinking of the name Mpangaji (mischief-maker) since the name is a bit more fitting and less confusing lol idk

[fancyfade]

What NTT characters will infodump to you about

some of this is crowdsourced from discord much of it is me tho

Raven: My Little Pony, her comfort show. If you let her she will tell you all about it and her various headcanons and opinions (which are extremely strong). Also philosophy (canonical)

Vic: It depends on what you like. He'll gladly info dump to you about sports or tech. Or both, like what assistive tech disabled athletes use to play sports.

Kory: Battle tactics and fashion. She loves both and loves to share what she loves with people she cares about.

Gar: whichever video game he is currently playing and sadly probably also the hotness of various celebrities or women he knows. He'd probably have some PUA-esque system of "objectively" categorizing hotness.

Donna: Photography or composition of pictures/paintings and other art-related stuff. Also current fashion trends! She and Kory can get stuck in an infodump loop

Joey: Also art stuff, including painting techniques and which painting techniques were used historically. Also I think he is really into music as well.

Wally: College tuition prices and why it's NOT stupid for him to drop out of teen titans to do college I mean? Does he pay 10k a semester to be a Teen Titan??????

Tara: IDK if this is canonical or just in a fanfic I read that I really liked but I do like the idea of Tara knowing a decent amount about geology and rocks. (OK not entirely just fanon, she does know about minerals in the human body in rebirth) Also I think she would try to infodump to you about whatever she knows you're interested in and get just enough wrong to piss you off.

Dick: Dick has a lot of strong opinions about many nerdy things and if you hit one random one (no way to tell which at first) he will go on about it for ages. His most strongest opinions and ones he will go on for the longest about are detective work and acrobatics and cars.